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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23OK.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38OK?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41OK?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54OK.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, OK?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13OK.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm OK.
01:16I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:23Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to...
01:33You know, orgasm with a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:43Um...
01:43And things are going really well with Justin.
01:45He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um...
01:50And we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:06That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:10So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow, okay.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56A means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have glass.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Later?
03:28Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be a really good...
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:34Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo...
04:36Mmm.
04:37It's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:49It's yellow, yellow...
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse...
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try...
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to?
05:17When you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.
05:41But it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:47It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33But also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:47First, Surprise Fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, Eats Her Feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by Raging Diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, Complete and Total Breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, Late Night Phone Call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:17Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:24And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out for the next 36 hours.
07:30No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:48Shit.
08:49What's wrong, G?
08:50Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:53No, yeah, I'm...
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh...
09:20You're kind of...
09:22Well...
09:24You've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:32All right, fuck it. Forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No.
09:41Uh...
09:42Not Hannah.
09:43Someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:49Do all the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just...
09:53It's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:57It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
10:00Gee, is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't...
10:07Don't make this weird.
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh...
10:18I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:22If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Melder, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:29The single...
10:31Most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:38That's it.
10:38She's...
10:39She's...
10:39Just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just...
10:48You just gotta figure out whatever makes this...
10:50Specific girl who is not Hannah.
10:52Feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...
11:00Well, she asked you.
11:01She thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hot.
11:06Just...
11:07Don't.
11:08Skin up on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talking five-play, six-play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry, I was...
11:21Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:26Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:29Don't worry about it.
11:31My advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay, yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah, he has some notes.
11:36But it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39You never replied to my text.
11:42Do you wanna come over later and work on the song?
11:46Definitely yes.
11:47But there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:53Um...
11:54Rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:59Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:03Hey.
12:05Bye.
12:07You're scared of heights, that's vertigo.
12:10You wanted lights, go see a show.
12:13You ran away, that's touch and go.
12:16You're scared of love.
12:17Well, aren't we all, well, aren't we all?
12:22Now, well, aren't we all?
12:36Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:54Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:02Uh, come on up.
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so, are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44People say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, baby, since first we met.
15:46I knew in this heart of mine.
15:49I want to tell you.
15:50The love we had could not be better.
15:54I played it right and back my time.
15:59Spend our life by looking for somebody
16:02to give me.
16:03So, give me the love.
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:07Tell me that you wanna live in the deep
16:10Darling, I'll dance again
16:57I'll dance again
17:28I'll dance again
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing
17:49I think we should stop
17:54I don't want to stop, I can do this
17:57No, you don't have to
17:58But I, I want to, okay
18:03Fuck
18:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry
18:11It's okay
18:13This, this, this is what happens
18:15I, I'm, I'm in it
18:19I, I'm having fun, I feel good
18:24And then I just like zoom out
18:27I leave my body
18:31It's like I'm, I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going
18:35What is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing
18:41Nothing is wrong with you
18:44What if
18:45What if I
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie
18:57You just don't trust me enough to fully let go
19:00And that's okay
19:00No, but I do trust you
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex
19:10So
19:12If you're not there yet
19:15That sounds completely normal
19:19Wow, that was, uh, surprisingly deep
19:26I do have another idea
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it
19:33Yeah, okay, sure
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm
19:42Why don't you give yourself one?
19:46Uh, that's not gonna prove anything
19:48I do that all the time
19:49Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah
19:51Good
19:54Then
19:56Show me
20:13And I'll show you
21:02And I'll show you
21:05And I'll show you
21:46Stay here
21:48Stay with me
22:05This time I know I'm fighting
22:08This time I know I'm ready
22:10This time I know I'm fighting
22:13This time I know I'm back in my body
22:24Oh, my God, I did it
22:35Thanks
22:36Thanks
22:37No, no
22:39Thank you, that was
22:43Thanks
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like, the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk
23:10That he made out with the ghost of his own father
23:13Yikes
23:13Yeah
23:13Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me
23:16Yeah
23:18Jackpot
23:20Always counting on Tucker to make too much pasta salad
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Uh, yum
23:29All right, give me
23:30Yeah, you want to just got a little bacon on it?
23:31All right
23:45I told you that was a sexy song
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised
23:49It's one of your most played
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole
23:52I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh
24:07Play me all kinds of music
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool
24:09Yeah, she was cool
24:11She had a huge record collection
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play
24:15Whenever my dad got too intense
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said
24:31Uh, I guess
24:35I don't know, it makes me feel bold
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it
24:43That's badass
24:44Yeah, it is badass
24:52You know, I was thinking
24:57Sorry
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah, yeah, I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase
25:08And classes and, yeah, uh
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service
25:15It's much appreciated
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay, um, I'll text you
25:32So Garrett made you come
25:33Yep
25:33Then you're not freaking out
25:35No?
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean
25:38Yeah
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out
25:40No?
25:40Because if you were freaking out
25:42I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos
25:45No
25:45I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Allie
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie
25:52And then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie
25:54And then, next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Allie
25:57God help us all
25:58No, I promised myself
26:00Like, this has to be the last time
26:02It has to stick
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean
26:09I believe you
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt
26:16Um
26:23Oh, my God
26:24I am a woman possessed
26:27Man, you gotta help me
26:29I lied
26:30I already ate the Cheetos
26:31I licked the back clean
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life
26:39Uh, it's Justin
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett
26:53You're gonna be the first
26:54Yeah
26:56Okay
26:57I'll admit it
26:58The night was kind of perfect
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things
27:07But doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value
27:12Right, exactly
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him
27:18Which is fine because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all
27:30We had a plan
27:31The plan worked
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever
27:36It was so weird
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo
27:44Protect him with your life
27:45Your life
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:01What do you mean?
28:01I don't know
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that
28:04What?
28:04No, not you
28:05Birdie
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude
28:08Fuck
28:09I think you're right
28:10All right, he's all over the place
28:11Shut up, Joe
28:12I should tell her
28:13Yep
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep
28:17Shit, he's going to drunk Shakespeare later
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare
28:20Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna
28:28Bernardo
28:28Amazing, I'm there
28:30Hold this for Birdie
28:33Why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G
28:45We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay
28:53We're going to drunk Shakespeare
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance
29:05Whatever
29:06Seriously
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah
29:14That's it
29:15Mm
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just
29:20just made me look bad
29:21Ah
29:22I see what's happening
29:23This is about your dumb crush on Hannah
29:26What?
29:27That's
29:29I
29:29I don't
29:32Convincing
29:33Don't bother
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke
29:35This is so like you
29:37You want things you can't have
29:38No, I don't
29:38You need a fucking wake-up call
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins
29:45Jules
29:45I get it
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom
29:53At the garage
29:55Forever
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want
30:02I'm just saying
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit
30:26It's immersive for breaking down the aesthetic distance
30:28Give me a fucking break
30:29Whoa, babe
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville
30:36I'm so sorry
30:37I didn't mean that
30:38No, it's okay
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know
30:44I'm kind of nervous
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a
30:49Catherine
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours
30:57Hey
30:58There's people on the motorways driving little people cars
31:01There's people walking animals
31:04There's people walking animals
31:04There's people walking animals
31:06There's people kissing other people
31:09What the hell is that for?
31:11There's people kissing other people
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but
31:15Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco
31:18It's fine!
31:19Oh my God!
31:20It's all right?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, what is he?
31:23Hey
31:23Jordan?
31:25Justin
31:25Oh, right
31:26Yeah
31:27Yeah, sorry
31:27My bad
31:28It's all good, man
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Draghi here?
31:31Yeah, man
31:32Well, you know Dean
31:33He's persuasive
31:35What about you, bro?
31:36You big Shakespeare guy?
31:37Nah, not really
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming
31:39So
31:41Here I am
31:42So she did?
31:43She did
31:45Looks like the show's starting
31:48Yeah
31:48Do you want to go to sit?
31:50Couch is free
31:52Yeah, yeah
31:53We should probably sit
31:54Yeah
31:55See you around, man
31:56Yeah, brother
32:12Come on, bitches
32:14Let me hear you all scream
32:16For our gay show
32:18A Midsummer
32:19Nights
32:21Scream!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary
32:30If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks
32:42I like that
32:44That's great
32:45What?
32:46What?
32:50You know, I'm so sorry, everyone
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been struck
32:58by a terrible affliction
33:01True love?
33:02No, gonorrhea
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience
33:16Well, would you look at this couple
33:22Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander
33:33Which, I love this
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius
33:43Me, Garrett, Graham, I want to be in the show
33:45Shut the fuck
33:45You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass
33:48Come on
33:49Come here, pookie
33:50That's okay
33:50No, I'm alright
33:51Get in your ass now
33:53Come on, G, yeah
33:54All right, all right
33:55Thank you
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena
34:05She's a real messy bitch
34:07Who wants to get in Demetrius' pants
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked
34:21That is messy
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham
34:31Uh, no, no, I didn't lock him
34:33I mean, we're not locked
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants
34:38Just throw up some drama
34:40All right, Hermia
34:42Let's get you all caught up
34:45All right
34:45You're in love with Lysander
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you
34:54To marry Demetrius
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him
35:06Daddy, she wants him
35:17Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals BS
35:22So feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar
35:27Okay
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat
35:34And now also the theater
35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:38Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons
35:42I think it's fun
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons too
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that
35:55She's not my girlfriend
35:57But you clearly want her to be
35:59No, I don't
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want
36:01But I looked at you the same way for months
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things
36:11I was kind of a dick
36:12Don't
36:14Don't apologize to me
36:15Just make yourself feel better
36:16I was just gonna say
36:17You know, it sucks when you like someone
36:19And they don't like you back
36:21It does
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked
36:27I probably would have done some things differently
36:29So, I'm sorry
36:32And really
36:34Will you accept my apology
36:35If I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch
36:42Fine
36:42Yeah, okay
36:43I accept
36:48I don't know
36:49I don't know
36:51It's foul
36:51But it's effective
36:55I see that neighbor eat the system
36:57They can ask of me
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal
37:03Sing again
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note
37:07And so is mine eye enthralled to thy
37:17To thy
37:20Smile
37:24And thy sweatshirt
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art
37:29And how thou always
37:31Made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
37:33Because thou knowest I want both
37:35Even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary
37:41Oh sweet bottom
37:43Out to Vermont
37:44Do not desire to go
37:46Please do not desire to go
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible
38:00Yeah, man, she really is
38:05Uh, line
38:07Line
38:07Yeah
38:12One look, give him a flash
38:14Line
38:17Line
38:18He said it
38:18Well, he said that
38:19That's the word
38:20That's the word
38:20He got it
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing
38:25This is what's happening here
38:26I, um, I'm fucked up, man
38:28Line
38:29Line
38:30It's not even your line
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no
38:37I get it, I get it
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us off
38:43Good
38:43Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done
38:45You see that?
38:52Welcome back
38:54My lover
38:56Oh
38:57Looks like you two had a good time
39:00And it's about to get even better
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys
39:09It's a real knockout
39:11And wouldn't you know it
39:13When they came to, they only had eyes for Helena
39:20Oh
39:21Okay
39:21Loving this
39:23But
39:23Fools and mortals
39:25Who will win
39:27Fair Helena's hand
39:29How is a butson maiden ever
39:31To decide
39:32Oh
39:33I know
39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:43Gare Rick
39:45Gare Rick
39:47Gare Rick
39:48Gareck
39:49Gare Rick
39:51Gare Rick
39:52Gare
39:53Gare Lift
39:53Nog 80
39:54Ex 6
39:56You guys
39:57ordinarily
39:58This song, Christmastime, we're friends when we go to the next thing, we get a child.
40:03Fuck that!
40:04Oh!
40:05Let's do it!
40:06Let's do it!
40:07Let's do it!
40:08Yeah, fuck your best man.
40:09I'm a man now.
40:10Think I feel bad.
40:11He was bad.
40:12I don't do what you like.
40:14You've been too nice.
40:15He didn't do right.
40:16That's too bad.
40:17I know!
40:18You are done.
40:19I ain't just trying to catch ya.
40:20You and your fans are trying to let ya.
40:23And I'm not the one until I'm stand down.
40:25They just...
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30And the reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you're not.
40:40Nope.
40:42Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
40:55You are done and you're trying to cash out.
40:58You and your fans are trying to latch out.
41:01And I'm not the one until I'm stand down.
41:03I'm still all in them just now, no.
41:06Girls just wanna dance.
41:08Girls just wanna dance.
41:09Girls just wanna dance.
41:10Girls just wanna dance.
41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
41:24hey hey that was some show you put on out there very boys gone wild thanks yeah i uh bet
41:32you're
41:32happy about this second love potion you and justin back together yeah well all's well that ends well
41:40that's that's shakespeare yeah i know sorry um uh actually justin said he wants to ask me out
41:54uh congratulations that's uh yeah you did it
42:03yeah yeah uh
42:08so i i guess this means our deal is officially over
42:17right oh yeah right
42:21yeah i mean i got you the grade and i got you the guy
42:28hey
42:30so i want us over there for curtain call ready sure
42:36sorry
42:36so
42:39I don't know.
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Still going wide.
43:21Well, as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29It just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg's teeth.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah?
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into her.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:11Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:19Right, right.
44:19Exactly.
44:22And it was just a distraction.
44:25I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:36But you're Garrett Graham, all right?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:16All right.
45:16All right, bud.
45:19All right, bud.
45:49I know.
45:49I know.
45:50I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's how Ellen, the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:04I'm really glad we got to spend some time together.
46:07Outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, facade is the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar.
46:22It's...
46:23No, I'm sorry.
46:25I actually mean...
46:27What does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Why?
46:34What does it make you feel?
46:39Nothing.
46:39Nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:43Yeah.
46:47Hey, this...
46:47This party's kinda dead, right?
46:50Do you wanna come back to Martin and...
46:52Justin.
46:52Let me guess.
46:54Brain check?
46:57Not quite.
46:58Who?
47:14This is Gerrit.
47:16No phones allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:46I need you so, baby, even though you don't need me.
47:53You don't need me, baby.
48:00Now that I've found you, I can let you go.
48:04I built my world around you.
48:07I need you so, baby, even though you don't need me.
48:13You don't need me, you don't need me.
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine.
48:28The love we had could not be bad.
48:32I played it right and I bide my time.
48:38I spend a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like you.
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me.
48:53Darling, I just can't let you.
48:59Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go.
49:05I built my world around you.
49:09I need you so, baby, even though you don't need me.
49:15You don't need me.
49:18Baby.
49:19Baby.
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