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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23OK.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38OK?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41OK?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54OK.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, OK?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13OK.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm OK.
01:16I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:23Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to...
01:33You know, orgasm with a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:43Um...
01:43And things are going really well with Justin.
01:45He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um...
01:50And we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:06That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:10So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow, okay.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56A means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have glass.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Later?
03:28Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be a really good...
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:34Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo...
04:36Mmm.
04:37It's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:49It's yellow, yellow...
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse...
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try...
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to?
05:17When you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.
05:41But it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:47It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33But also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:47First, Surprise Fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, Eats Her Feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by Raging Diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, Complete and Total Breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, Late Night Phone Call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:17Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:24And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out for the next 36 hours.
07:30No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:48Shit.
08:49What's wrong, G?
08:50Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:53No, yeah, I'm...
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh...
09:20You're kind of...
09:22Well...
09:24You've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:32All right, fuck it. Forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No.
09:41Uh...
09:42Not Hannah.
09:43Someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:49Do all the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just...
09:53It's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:57It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
10:00Gee, is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't...
10:07Don't make this weird.
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh...
10:18I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:22If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Melder, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:29The single...
10:31Most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:38That's it.
10:38She's...
10:39She's...
10:39Just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just...
10:48You just gotta figure out whatever makes this...
10:50Specific girl who is not Hannah.
10:52Feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...
11:00Well, she asked you.
11:01She thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hot.
11:06Just...
11:07Don't.
11:08Skin up on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talking five-play, six-play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry, I was...
11:21Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:26Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:29Don't worry about it.
11:31My advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay, yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah, he has some notes.
11:36But it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39You never replied to my text.
11:42Do you wanna come over later and work on the song?
11:46Definitely yes.
11:47But there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:53Um...
11:54Rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:59Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:03Hey.
12:05Hey.
12:07Hey.
12:08You're scared of heights, that's vertigo.
12:11You wanted lights, go see a show.
12:13You ran away, that's touch and go, you're scared of love.
12:17Where aren't we all?
12:18Where long are we all?
12:22Where long are we all?
12:36Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:56We did say seven, right?
13:00Yeah.
13:02Uh, come on up.
13:03It's vertical.
13:04You wanted lights.
13:05Go see a show.
13:07You ran away.
13:08That's touch and go.
13:09You're scared of love.
13:11Where are we all?
13:12Where are we all?
13:13Where are we all?
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:06Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44Uh, people say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, it makes me wanna do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:21The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:46I love it.
15:50I love it.
15:54I love it.
16:03Nice.
16:04Oh, my gosh.
16:07My boy, I love it.
16:09I've been so excited.
16:09Oh, my gosh.
16:09I'm so excited.
16:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:16Oh, oh, oh.
17:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:44Oh, oh, oh.
17:46Oh, oh, oh.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing.
17:50No.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:59But I want to.
18:01Okay.
18:03Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This, this, this is what happens.
18:15I, I'm, I'm in it.
18:19I, I'm having fun.
18:21I feel good.
18:24And then I just like zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm, I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going like,
18:35Oh, okay.
18:36What is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:43I, what if, I, I, what if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go.
19:00And that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:11So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Well, I thought that was, uh, surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Okay.
19:34Sure.
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm, why don't you give yourself one?
19:46Uh, that's not gonna prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:56Then, show me.
20:10Show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:18Okay.
20:39And I'll show you.
20:50Okay.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:26I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:37No.
22:38No.
22:38Oh, thank you.
22:40That was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:13Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay.
23:14Well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20I'm always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to just got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48I've got to say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock
23:54image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too...
24:19intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:34I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah.
25:11Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay, um...
25:23I'll text you.
25:28I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Allie.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie,
25:54and then, next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Allie.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:18Um...
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Man, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know.
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You're gonna be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay, I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't
27:08magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all.
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:46Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:01What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10All right, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33Why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:13That's it.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and
29:19it just made me look bad.
29:21Ah, I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:28I don't...
29:30I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:44You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:13Shut up.
30:14It's insane, boy.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive for breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:30Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Catherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Uh, well, Beau recruited me.
31:17I have to steal this from Tucker.
31:19Spock!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20Sorry?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, Walsy.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Beau and Dean Drago here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:37Uh, not really.
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming.
31:39So, here I am.
31:42Oh, she did.
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you want to go to see it?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream
32:16for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's Scream!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:44That's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play,
32:56our four young lovers,
32:57have all been struck by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:10We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14Just a second.
33:14You go.
33:15I'm sure.
33:16You go.
33:17Well, would you look at this couple.
33:22Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
33:34Bitch, I love this.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right.
33:52You're all right.
33:53Come on, G.
33:54Yeah!
33:54All right.
33:55All right.
34:03Okay.
34:03Now, we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch
34:07who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16allow me not even gonna wait to be picked that is messy let's hear it for our four young lovers
34:24from the game right hannah please everyone knows the girl who locked down garrett graham uh no no
34:32i didn't lock him i mean we're not locked he is free to unlock anyone he wants
34:38all right hermia let's get you all caught up all right you're in love with lysander
34:50but your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry demetrius
35:00what say you hermia
35:04but daddy i love him
35:18now after this we've got like 10 minutes of rude mechanicals bs so feel free to help yourselves
35:25to our wet bar okay so your life is practice class repeat and now also the theater can we
35:37seriously not do this right now do what you're broadening your horizons i think it's fun
35:48looks like hannah's broadening her horizons too
35:53you know you didn't have to mess with her like that she's not my girlfriend
35:57but you clearly want her to be no i don't please you can deny it all you want but
36:02i looked at you the same way for months
36:08kendall about the uh way that i ended things i was kind of a dick don't don't apologize to me
36:15just
36:15make yourself feel better i was just gonna say you know it sucks when you like someone and they
36:20don't like you back it does if i knew just how much it sucked
36:27i probably would have done some things differently so i'm sorry
36:32and really will you accept my apology if i promise to keep feeling bad about it
36:38i was having so much fun being a bitch fine yeah okay i accept
36:48i don't know
36:49purple it's foul but it's effective
36:54i see that neighbor eat the system they can ask of me
36:58what angel wakes me from my flowery bed
37:01i pray thee gentle mortal sing again
37:05mine ear is much enamored of thy note
37:07and so is mine eye enthralled to thy
37:17to thy
37:20smile
37:24and thy sweatshirt
37:27and how surprisingly ripped thou art
37:29and how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest i want both
37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now
37:37and so what if thou favors missionary
37:39me thinks i could get on board with missionary
37:41oh sweet bottom
37:43out to vermont do not desire to go
37:46please do not desire to go
37:58holy shit she's incredible yeah man she really is
38:03uh
38:05uh line
38:06yeah
38:12yeah
38:13one look given with flash
38:14line
38:17line he said it
38:18well
38:19he said that's that's the word
38:20that's he got it
38:23okay i understand you're confusing
38:25this is what's happening here i am
38:27i'm fucked up man
38:28line
38:30it's not even your line
38:32excuse me i'm thirsty
38:34okay are these drama kids better than drinking
38:36no no no no no no i get it i get it
38:38what's going on i totally get it
38:41piramis and fispy are us all good
38:43hmm right well done
38:45you see tuck
38:47tuck here
38:52welcome back
38:53my lover
38:56oh
38:57looks like you two had a good time
38:59and it's about to get even better
39:04i made this love potion special for the boys
39:08it's a real knockout
39:11and wouldn't you know it
39:13when they came to
39:14they only had eyes
39:16for helena
39:20okay loving this
39:23but fools and mortals
39:25who will win fair helena's hand
39:29how is a bucks a maiden ever to decide
39:32oh
39:33i know
39:35how about a good old-fashioned
39:38dance off
39:40which one of you wants to take the poll first
39:45garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick garrick
39:55Fuck you guys
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out
40:28And the reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious
40:33But I guess you know
40:41Nope, definitely not serious
40:43Cool
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theatre but
40:49You know, I'm really glad I came
40:53Yeah, me too
40:54Yeah
41:10If we shadows have offended
41:12Think but this and all is mended
41:15That's you have but slumbered here
41:18While these visions did appear
41:23Hey
41:25Hey
41:26That was some show you put on out there
41:28Very boys gone wild
41:29Thanks
41:30Yeah
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion
41:35You and Justin back together
41:36Yeah, well all's well that ends well
41:41That's Shakespeare
41:42Yeah, I know
41:43Sorry
41:47Um, actually
41:50Justin said he wants to ask me out
41:54Uh, congratulations
41:55Uh, congratulations
41:56That's, uh
41:56Yeah, you
41:58Did it
42:03Yeah
42:04Yeah, yeah
42:05Uh
42:08So I guess this means our deal is
42:12Officially over
42:15Right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right
42:22Yeah, I mean I got you the grade
42:24And I got you the guy
42:28Hey
42:30So I want us over there for cotton call
42:33Ready?
42:35Sure
42:36Sorry
42:36Hm?
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot
43:19Still going wide
43:21Not as long as you keep it in the rink
43:24Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
43:26Yeah
43:27That wasn't on me, alright?
43:28Birdie took the shot, it just deflected off my stick
43:31And Bragg's teeth
43:32I bought him a beer, he's fine
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare today
43:40Yeah, it's okay
43:42Not eating this much
43:45So
43:47You and Hannah
43:50I don't know what I was thinking
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend
43:58Hey, I'm sorry, man
43:59I know you're really into her
44:05It's fine
44:08There's a plan in place for me
44:10Team Captain
44:12Frozen Four, Bruins
44:13All I gotta do is follow through
44:15It's a good plan
44:17People would kill to have that plan
44:18Right, right, exactly
44:22And it was just a distraction
44:25Yeah, I mean
44:28Sometimes
44:28You don't get
44:31Everything you want
44:34But
44:36You're Garrett
44:37Graham
44:39Alright?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you
44:42Okay? They always do
44:47Yeah, well for you too, man
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream
44:53Mm-hmm
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join
44:58You look like you could use it
45:01That's alright, I'm gonna stay
45:03Sure
45:04Yeah
45:04Alright, man
45:05See you later
45:06Alright, good
45:07Thank you
45:16Alright, I'll go
45:16Thank you
45:17Thank you
45:23Thank you
45:27Thank you
45:29Thank you
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's all in the difference between Billy Joel Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:03Hey, I'm really glad we got to spend some time together, outside of rehearsals.
46:10Yeah, same.
46:13Oh, I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's...
46:23No, I'm sorry. I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:39Nothing.
46:39I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this...
46:47This party's kinda dead, right?
46:50But...
46:50Do you wanna come back to mine and...
46:52Justin.
46:53Let me guess.
46:54Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
46:59Not quite.
47:15This is Garrett.
47:16This is Garrett.
47:16No phone's allowed on the ice, so...
47:18Leave a message.
47:24No phone's allowed.
47:29Just, no.
47:32No phone's allowed.
47:33It's so good.
47:34It's not a good time for me, just a good time for me, and you know what?
47:34Iasionally feel much more open for me.
47:35Before the movie's breaking news.
47:36I've ever ice, so...
47:39No, I want to go.
47:41You know what?
47:42I'm really, I want to be a good day.
47:43When I'm a그만er.
47:46And I'm getting back and I'm like a good day.
47:48Baby, even though you don't need me
47:53You don't need me, baby
47:59Now that I've found you, I can let you go
48:03I've built my world around you, I need you so
48:08Baby, even though you don't need me
48:13You don't need me
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met
48:21I knew in this heart of mine
48:28The love we had could not be bad
48:32I played it right and I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:59Baby, now that I've found you, I can let you go
49:05I've built my world around you, I need you so
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me
49:15You don't need me
49:18Baby, you don't need me
49:19Baby, you don't need me
49:20Baby, you don't need me
49:22Baby, you don't need me
49:22Baby, you don't need me
49:24Baby, you don't need me
49:26Baby, you don't need me
49:31Baby, you don't need me
49:33Baby, you don't need me
49:35Baby, you don't need me
49:36Baby, you don't need me
49:38Baby, you don't need me
49:40Baby, you don't need me
49:40Baby, you don't need me
49:40Baby, you don't need me
49:40Baby, you don't need me
49:41Baby, you don't need me
49:42Baby, you don't need me
49:44Baby, you don't need me
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