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00:00:00Now, Billy Joe MacGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
00:00:04On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did
00:00:07He tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air
00:00:11Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair
00:00:14He did first aid in the first grade
00:00:16First aid in the first grade
00:00:19First aid in the first grade
00:00:22You could find a zoo with all the macGuffrey
00:00:25Oh, Billy Joe MacGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
00:00:29On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did
00:00:33He tripped out a banana peel, flew up in the sky
00:00:36Landed on a chimpanzee who pulled out all his hair
00:00:39He did first aid in the second grade
00:00:42First aid in the second grade
00:00:44First aid in the second grade
00:00:47You could find a zoo with all the macGuffrey's Dr. Bill CK
00:00:50Oh, Billy Joe MacGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
00:00:56On the third day of first grade, I'll tell you what he can
00:00:58He's got an elimination, his little clumsy to the sea
00:01:01Landed on a birdie, he'll fit on the knee
00:01:03He gave it first aid in the third grade
00:01:06First aid in the third grade
00:01:08First aid in the third grade
00:01:11You could find a zoo with all the Dr. Bundy CK
00:01:18I get a mean twip-o.
00:01:26Twelfth grade!
00:01:28Now, Billy Joe MacGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
00:01:31On the twelfth day of twelfth grade, I'll tell you what he did.
00:01:34Walking through my natural aid, fell on both of all.
00:01:36Show him all his children, got a great big power.
00:01:38He did a first aid in the twelfth grade.
00:01:42First aid in the twelfth grade.
00:01:46First aid in the twelfth grade.
00:01:49You can fly into a mall and drop your billy pay.
00:01:52You can fly into a mall and drop your billy pay.
00:01:57Yay! Let's do another twip-o song!
00:02:00I love twip-o.
00:02:01Me too!
00:02:02But I'm the only one who gets to meet him, because I won the twip-o sweepstakes.
00:02:07You don't have to rub it in.
00:02:09It's great that you won the contest, Laura, but let's try not to brag about it.
00:02:14Nice one with the lights, Bob.
00:02:16My pleasure.
00:02:17For the next song, maybe I can drive into the river!
00:02:20Yeah!
00:02:21Drive into the river, Bob!
00:02:23Oh, drive into the river, Bob!
00:02:25Or maybe you could help me with the map!
00:02:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:02:32Is there anything you want me to tell, Twip-o, when I meet him?
00:02:37Laura!
00:02:38My ticket!
00:02:40Ah! Quick, get it!
00:02:41The map!
00:02:41Hurry!
00:02:42Fire!
00:02:43My ticket!
00:02:49Do you mind?
00:02:51I'm stuck!
00:02:57Whoa!
00:02:58Whoa!
00:03:10We're going to get him!
00:03:11We're going to fix it!
00:03:12Put it!
00:03:12Stick it!
00:03:13Put it!
00:03:20The corkabang!
00:03:21Take him!
00:03:46Kreef!
00:03:49Get him!
00:03:51Fuck it with him!
00:04:11Well, I'm glad that's over.
00:04:15Did you say something?
00:04:19Oh, dear.
00:04:30What am I in heaven?
00:04:36Smells like Wisconsin.
00:04:44Well, nobody got hurt.
00:04:47Hey!
00:04:54Wow!
00:04:55What a shot!
00:04:57Hey!
00:04:58Hey!
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:03What's that?
00:05:06Ooh!
00:05:11What's seafood?
00:05:12Maybe it's like tofu.
00:05:15Maybe it's like tofu.
00:05:16Only saltier.
00:05:18Ah!
00:05:33Oh, yeah!
00:05:35Oh, yeah?
00:05:36Well, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:05:39I said I was sorry.
00:05:40I'll do better next time.
00:05:41There isn't gonna be a next time!
00:05:43Mr. Bob?
00:05:44How are we gonna get to the Twipo concert?
00:05:46Yeah!
00:05:47Well, we're gonna miss the bald bunny song.
00:05:49I don't know.
00:05:50I don't know about any bald bunnies.
00:05:54I'm a bald bunny and got no fur.
00:05:56I'm a bald bunny.
00:05:57I can't get in.
00:05:58I lost my ticket.
00:05:59It serves you right.
00:06:01It's your own fault for waving it around in my face.
00:06:03I have to go to the bathroom.
00:06:05You know, I'm usually not that clumsy in the car.
00:06:07Two flat tires!
00:06:08Usually, I'm quite dexterous.
00:06:10How in the world are we gonna change two flat tires?
00:06:13Where's the phone?
00:06:14I lost my ticket.
00:06:15If you hadn't been teasing me with it, we wouldn't be in this mess, Laura.
00:06:23Ahem.
00:06:24May we help you?
00:06:32I lost my ticket.
00:06:35I lost my ticket.
00:06:37I lost my ticket.
00:06:38I lost my ticket.
00:06:38I lost my ticket.
00:06:39I lost my ticket.
00:06:40I lost my ticket.
00:06:40I lost my ticket.
00:06:41May I please use the bathroom?
00:06:44Down the hall.
00:06:45First door on the left.
00:06:49Ooh!
00:06:50Captain Ahab's Moby Blaster!
00:06:52My favorite!
00:06:58What do you want?
00:07:00Well, sirs.
00:07:02The asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar.
00:07:04And an angry mother porcupine shot out our tires.
00:07:07And one of her babies got me.
00:07:11And I need to use your phone to call my tow truck.
00:07:14My wife.
00:07:17I see.
00:07:18Next to the Moby Blaster.
00:07:20Thanks.
00:07:21Well, in the meantime, would you like to have a seat?
00:07:25Maybe enjoy a nice Cumber Platter?
00:07:29Steak!
00:07:30Steak!
00:07:30Eat it!
00:07:31Eat it!
00:07:32Shrimp!
00:07:32Shrimp!
00:07:32Knead it!
00:07:33Knead it!
00:07:33Steak and shrimp!
00:07:34Steak and shrimp!
00:07:35Knead it!
00:07:36Knead it!
00:07:36Eat it!
00:07:37Eat it!
00:07:38Oh!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Oh!
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:41Got to get this piggy wacky schmicky!
00:07:45Do you prefer poking or non-poking?
00:07:51Hehehehe!
00:07:52None!
00:07:52Haha!
00:07:53Good one, Billy!
00:07:54You are one clever peen, no?
00:07:57Ho, ho, ho!
00:07:58Ah!
00:07:59Voila!
00:08:00SQM for this campaign!
00:08:03We are the pirates!
00:08:07Who don't do anything!
00:08:10We just stay home!
00:08:14And lie around!
00:08:17Please, make yourselves comfortable!
00:08:19I will be back to take your order!
00:08:21Who don't do anything!
00:08:24Why don't you two wait here?
00:08:26I'm gonna go call a tow truck.
00:08:28Maybe we can still make it to the concert on time!
00:08:30Who don't do anything!
00:08:31Yeah, everyone but me!
00:08:33Hey, it's your own fault for teasing me!
00:08:35You're just getting what you deserve!
00:08:38Hmph!
00:08:38I'm coming with you, Mr. Bob!
00:08:41See, they got one guy!
00:08:43All he does, he just folds these napkins!
00:08:45Oh, the napkin guy!
00:08:46He works at night after everybody's gone!
00:08:48Yeah!
00:08:49You know, uh, he used to fold maps!
00:08:51No, no, listen to me!
00:08:53He takes one fork!
00:08:54He takes one knife!
00:08:55He takes one fork!
00:08:57And he rolls it up in the napkin!
00:08:59Just like this!
00:08:59He makes it into that little sponge shape!
00:09:04Hey, we can have a better biscuit!
00:09:09Excuse me!
00:09:10Ah!
00:09:12How's it going?
00:09:13Hey, what's up?
00:09:14Who are you?
00:09:16Uh, who?
00:09:16Us?
00:09:17Yeah?
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:19We are the pirates who don't do anything!
00:09:23Oh, you know that's right!
00:09:25Nothing!
00:09:25Zilch!
00:09:26Nada!
00:09:27Didn't you hear our song?
00:09:28Well, yeah, but...
00:09:30Look, Sonny!
00:09:30Can I call you Sonny?
00:09:32Junior.
00:09:32Eh!
00:09:33Pretty close!
00:09:34Look, Junior!
00:09:35We couldn't help but notice you were having a little thing with your friend over there!
00:09:40Yeah, you weren't being very nice!
00:09:42Well, it's her own fault!
00:09:44She was teasing me and now she's getting what she deserves!
00:09:47Right!
00:09:49Junior!
00:09:50We've seen these types of situations before!
00:09:53Happens all the time!
00:09:54What you need is a little compassion!
00:09:57And maybe some scampi!
00:09:58Hey, I saw that in the menu!
00:10:00What is that?
00:10:01What's compassion?
00:10:02Ooh!
00:10:03That's a hard question!
00:10:04Mm-hmm!
00:10:05Well, compassion is when you see that someone needs help and you want to help them!
00:10:12That's what I thought you'd say!
00:10:13They all do!
00:10:14Yep!
00:10:15We find it helpful to illustrate with a little story!
00:10:19A story?
00:10:20Yep!
00:10:20You know, we call ourselves the pirates who don't do anything!
00:10:24But that's not entirely accurate!
00:10:26Oh, yeah!
00:10:27Remember when we did that one thing with that one guy?
00:10:31Oh, do I ever!
00:10:33I remember it like it was yesterday!
00:10:45Are you guys still doing that pirate thing?
00:10:49Arrgh!
00:10:50Watch your tongue, matey!
00:10:52Or we'll have that!
00:10:54What'll we do?
00:10:55We won't do anything!
00:10:56We're the pirates that don't do anything, remember?
00:10:59Oh, that's right!
00:11:00Arrgh!
00:11:01You got off easy today!
00:11:04We need more Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls!
00:11:07Yeah!
00:11:08And root beer!
00:11:09I told you boys, no more cheese curls until you pay your tab!
00:11:13You still owe me from last week!
00:11:15But you'll take away our chance to win the Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curl Sweepsteaks!
00:11:21Come again?
00:11:22Inside one of those bags of cheesy goodness is a golden ticket!
00:11:26That'll change our lives forever!
00:11:30Well, you could work here for me!
00:11:33That way you could earn more cheese curls!
00:11:35Oh, that's a good idea!
00:11:38So, uh, what do you know how to do?
00:11:40Well, I'm pretty good at lawn darts!
00:11:43Ping pong!
00:11:44I can play ping pong!
00:11:45Croquette is my specialty!
00:11:50When do we start?
00:11:54Monday's good for me!
00:11:57We were short on cash!
00:11:59It seems not doing anything!
00:12:01That didn't pay very well!
00:12:03So, what do we do now?
00:12:06Um...
00:12:07Nothing!
00:12:08You are a genius!
00:12:19Uh...
00:12:19Are these...
00:12:21Fish...
00:12:21Fresh?
00:12:21You bet!
00:12:22Oh yeah!
00:12:25Ugh!
00:12:27Right!
00:12:28They were fresh when we cut them!
00:12:30That's right!
00:12:30Two weeks ago!
00:12:32Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
00:12:33Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
00:12:34Mmm...
00:12:35Ninevites!
00:12:37Besides the fact that we were low on funds, this was a memorable day because he showed up!
00:12:45Jonah!
00:12:48Now, Jonah was a prophet of God, which means he was one of the very special people God used to
00:12:54deliver messages to Israel!
00:12:58He was kinda like a mailman, except his letters came straight from God!
00:13:05Anyway, Jonah loved helping his friends by bringing them God's messages.
00:13:10Sometimes the messages were good, sometimes they were not so good.
00:13:13But when a prophet talks, everybody listen!
00:13:17What's the word, Jonah?
00:13:20Yeah, what's the word?
00:13:21Oh yeah!
00:13:26Stop right here, Reginald.
00:13:34Oh!
00:13:36Oh!
00:13:42Oh!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:50Oh!
00:14:05Oh!
00:14:05Oh!
00:14:07Oh!
00:14:12Oh!
00:14:14Oh!
00:14:18Oh!
00:14:31Oh!
00:14:32Oh!
00:14:36Oh!
00:14:38Oh!
00:14:40Oh!
00:14:42Oh!
00:14:52Oh!
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:07Oh!
00:15:08Oh!
00:15:08Oh!
00:15:09Oh!
00:15:09Oh!
00:15:10Oh!
00:15:10Oh!
00:15:11Oh!
00:15:11Oh!
00:15:11Oh!
00:15:16And if we follow God's command, there will be peace throughout our land, we will live long and happy lives,
00:15:26with our sheep, our kids, our wives.
00:15:29Do what's right, don't provoke, put four tassels on your cloak, do not laugh, it's not a joke, a message
00:15:35from the Lord.
00:15:36Don't do drugs, stay in school, this is part of a ruse.
00:15:39Follow them and you're no fool of, follow them and you're no fool of, follow them and you're no fool
00:15:44of a message from the Lord.
00:15:45Follow them and follow, follow a message from the Lord.
00:15:49Follow a message from the Lord.
00:15:55All right, good show everyone, thank you very much.
00:16:02That was pretty much Jonah's life, town to town, bringing God's messages to his friends.
00:16:08Not a bad gig overall.
00:16:14So every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if there was a new message
00:16:20for him to deliver.
00:16:23And this night, there was a message that would change Jonah's life.
00:16:29A new message?
00:16:30Yes.
00:16:31What's that?
00:16:32People being unkind, lying, stealing, oh dear, sounds like a standard turn and repent to me.
00:16:41All right, name the town, I'll be on my way first thing in the morning.
00:16:44Where is it?
00:16:45Jericho?
00:16:47Damascus?
00:16:48What?
00:16:49Nineveh?
00:16:51I'm not aware of any Ninevehs in Israel.
00:16:55No, I don't think...
00:16:58Oh, you mean that Nineveh?
00:17:02That Nineveh wasn't in Israel at all.
00:17:05It was the capital of Assyria.
00:17:06And it was the biggest, meanest city around.
00:17:09Now the people of Nineveh were particularly mean to Jonah's people.
00:17:14The Israelites.
00:17:15They lied.
00:17:16They stole.
00:17:18The voice of all, they slapped people with fishes.
00:17:22They even slapped each other with fishes.
00:17:25They didn't know the difference between right and wrong.
00:17:28The Ninevites were so mean, in fact, that most Israelites, including Jonah, wished God would just wipe Nineveh off the
00:17:36face of the earth.
00:17:43Needless to say, Jonah was shocked that God would want him to deliver a message to his enemies.
00:17:50You don't want me to go there.
00:17:53You don't know what Nineveh is like.
00:17:55Perhaps you've never been there.
00:17:57Well, of course you haven't.
00:17:59A God like you would never go to a place like Nineveh.
00:18:02For that matter, neither would a prophet like me.
00:18:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:08No, it cannot be.
00:18:12Your messages are meant for me and my brothers.
00:18:18We are your chosen people.
00:18:25Nineveh?
00:18:26Well, they're not.
00:18:30There must be some mistake.
00:18:32A big misunderstanding.
00:18:35It's really hard to take.
00:18:37How could you be so demanding?
00:18:40For years I've been your messenger.
00:18:42From Moresheth to Gath.
00:18:45But Nineveh should get no chance to turn.
00:18:48They've earned your wrath.
00:18:50No, it cannot be.
00:18:54Your messages are meant for me and my brothers.
00:18:59We are your chosen people.
00:19:06And Nineveh?
00:19:08Well, they're not.
00:19:11We're the good guys and they're the bad guys.
00:19:14Please don't send me there with a message of your mercy.
00:19:19Damascus or Jerusalem, I'll be there in a minute.
00:19:23Any town in Israel, just ask me.
00:19:25I'll be in it.
00:19:26Shiloh, Gilgal, Jericho, just say the word.
00:19:30But Nineveh, that is just absurd.
00:19:34Joppa, Aphek, Jezreel, they're all just fine.
00:19:37But Nineveh, oh, Nineveh, no, Nineveh is where I draw the line.
00:19:53No, it cannot be.
00:19:58Your messages are meant for me.
00:20:11Yep, it sounded like God wanted to offer Moisey to the Ninevites.
00:20:16The tow truck's on its way.
00:20:18You know, Junior, I love your dad and all,
00:20:20but that's the last time I pick him for a co-pilot.
00:20:28What's going on?
00:20:31We're telling a little story.
00:20:33You should listen, too.
00:20:35As I was saying, it sounded like God wanted to offer Moisey to Jonah's enemy.
00:20:42What's mercy?
00:20:43It's what this whole story is about.
00:20:45I thought it was about compassion.
00:20:48Remember?
00:20:49The menu?
00:20:51Oh, yeah.
00:20:52There's that, too.
00:20:53Better check your menu again.
00:20:55We got two specials today, and they go hand in hand.
00:21:02Compassion is when you want to help someone who needs help.
00:21:05Mercy is when you give someone a second chance, even if they don't deserve it.
00:21:09This story is about both of them.
00:21:12That's right, my cucumber friend.
00:21:15You can't have Moisey without compassion.
00:21:17But Moisey is even more important.
00:21:20Jonah was afraid God was going to give Nineveh a second chance,
00:21:23that he was going to help them, even though they didn't deserve it.
00:21:26So, what did he do?
00:21:28Well, never before had he gotten a message from God that he didn't want to deliver.
00:21:33He didn't know what to do.
00:21:38Morning, Jonah.
00:21:40What's the word?
00:21:41What?
00:21:41Nothing.
00:21:42There is no word.
00:21:44Nothing?
00:21:45At all?
00:21:46No, nothing at all.
00:21:48Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm very busy.
00:21:50Morning, Jonah.
00:21:51What's the word?
00:21:53Stop it.
00:21:54There is no word.
00:21:55Nothing.
00:21:56I've got to get out of here.
00:21:59There is no word.
00:22:01I have no new messages.
00:22:05And above all, I am not going to Nineveh.
00:22:20Sorry, sir.
00:22:21I can't sell you a ticket to Nineveh.
00:22:24What?
00:22:24Who are you?
00:22:25The name's Angus.
00:22:26I sell cruise tickets.
00:22:28There's nothing like a cruise on the great sea to clean the sand out of your wicket.
00:22:33Aye?
00:22:34But you can't sail to Nineveh.
00:22:36It's landlocked.
00:22:37See?
00:22:39You can't go by sea.
00:22:41You've got to go by land.
00:22:43But I don't want to go to...
00:22:45Oh, hello, Mr. Jonah.
00:22:47What's the word?
00:22:48Ah, he's going to Nineveh.
00:22:51Oh, really?
00:22:52I am not going to Nineveh.
00:22:55Why on earth would I want to go to Nineveh?
00:22:57In fact, I'm going in the opposite direction.
00:23:01What's the farthest thing in the world from Nineveh?
00:23:03Well, if you have a few days, you could sail down to Egypt.
00:23:07It's lovely this time of year.
00:23:10There.
00:23:11I want to go there.
00:23:14Tarshish?
00:23:15Why, that would take weeks.
00:23:17It's the other end of the world.
00:23:19Perfect.
00:23:20How much?
00:23:21Even if you had the money, no one around here has the time to sail all the way to Tarshish.
00:23:28Pirates will go to the Winningin.
00:23:31We just stay home and lie around.
00:23:33Winningin.
00:23:34And if you ask us to do Winningin, we'll just fail you.
00:23:39Oh, we couldn't possibly.
00:23:42We're very busy with cargo and stuff.
00:23:46You know pirates have to pillage and plunder and that really takes it out of you.
00:23:53Yeah, and Alf is on in a half an hour, so I don't think...
00:23:56And besides that, we don't really sail.
00:24:01At all.
00:24:03So the answer is no.
00:24:07Money is no object.
00:24:11Next stop, Tarshish.
00:24:13I'll hoist the main sail.
00:24:15I'll pop the popcorn.
00:24:17I'll get the moist towelettes.
00:24:20Where do we put them?
00:24:21Hey, Larry, have you seen the towelettes?
00:24:24I got it, I got it.
00:24:25No, those are baby wipes.
00:24:31Sorry.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:42Even though we never sailed before, we took to it like a fish to water.
00:24:54There she blows!
00:24:57Where?
00:24:58Right there, next to the grill.
00:25:01Cut it!
00:25:046-0!
00:25:087-0!
00:25:09That's the skunk!
00:25:10I win!
00:25:11All right!
00:25:12Yeah, that's right!
00:25:13What do you say, Jonah?
00:25:15Two out of three?
00:25:16Oh, no.
00:25:17Yeah, I'm done.
00:25:19And when we get the Tarshish, ho-ho's on me!
00:25:22Woo-hoo!
00:25:23Yeah!
00:25:24He wins the ping-pong.
00:25:26We get the ho-ho and the ding-dong.
00:25:29Ding-dong!
00:25:31Once we finally got out to sea,
00:25:33Jonah went below deck to rest a bit.
00:25:49Oh, what have I done?
00:25:51What have I done?
00:26:03You are powerful and attractive.
00:26:06What?
00:26:07Who's there?
00:26:08You do not run from your problems,
00:26:10but confront them face to face.
00:26:12Ah!
00:26:12The bag!
00:26:13It speaks!
00:26:20Ow!
00:26:21What did you do do that for?
00:26:23Mr. Twisty?
00:26:27Who's there?
00:26:28Show yourself!
00:26:40Hello!
00:26:42What are you?
00:26:44Who?
00:26:44Me?
00:26:45Oh, my name is Khalil.
00:26:47I am a caterpillar.
00:26:48Well, that is only half true.
00:26:50My mother was a caterpillar.
00:26:52My father was a worm.
00:26:53But I am okay about that now.
00:26:55Khalil?
00:26:56Khalil!
00:26:57You've got to get your gut into it!
00:27:06I bet you are wondering why I am here.
00:27:10Ah, you tidy up around the ship.
00:27:13Oh, no, I do not work on this ship.
00:27:15I am a small business operator.
00:27:18A traveling salesman.
00:27:19I sell Persian rugs door to door.
00:27:23See?
00:27:25Oh, lovely.
00:27:27Anyway, do you know where this ship is going?
00:27:30Yes, Tarshish.
00:27:31Tarshish?
00:27:32Ah, what a trip.
00:27:34You know, that may be just what I need.
00:27:37The Persian rug business has not been going very well around here.
00:27:40But I still have a positive mental attitude because of my motivational tapes.
00:27:46You are a skilled metal worker.
00:27:50I am a skilled metal worker.
00:27:52Ah, I did not know that.
00:27:54Yes, well, that's lovely, Khalil.
00:27:57But if you don't mind, I think I'll just get some rest.
00:28:01Jonah?
00:28:02Huh?
00:28:03You are Jonah.
00:28:05You know me?
00:28:06Of course I do.
00:28:07You are the most famous prophet in the whole world.
00:28:11Well, I don't know if I'd say...
00:28:12I sell your licensed merchandise.
00:28:14Look, look, look.
00:28:15I have the Jonah rugs.
00:28:17The Jonah plush toy.
00:28:20With some chip.
00:28:22A message from the Lord.
00:28:23A message from the Lord.
00:28:26Well, I'm flattered.
00:28:28You are huge.
00:28:29You are a celebrity.
00:28:31Well, I...
00:28:32From town to town delivering those messages.
00:28:35What a life.
00:28:37You are a big shot.
00:28:39Oh, no.
00:28:41It's me.
00:28:41The man God can count on to deliver his messages.
00:28:46Yes.
00:28:47Well...
00:28:47You and God are like peas in a pod.
00:28:50Like two humps on a camel.
00:28:52You always swear the same way.
00:28:55Oh, that is a good one.
00:28:57You know, humor runs very deep in my family.
00:28:59My uncle was a big star back in the comedy club in Nineveh.
00:29:03It does, ma-ha-ha.
00:29:05Standing room only.
00:29:07And then he was hit with a fish.
00:29:09I'm telling you, those people do not know right from wrong.
00:29:13Oh, Nineveh.
00:29:15Hmm?
00:29:16You are sad now, my friend?
00:29:18Something about Nineveh makes you feel sad inside?
00:29:21I don't really want to talk about it.
00:29:24I just need some rest.
00:29:26Oh, you do not have to tell me.
00:29:28Oh, good.
00:29:28Because I already know.
00:29:30You do?
00:29:31Oh, yes.
00:29:32There is a woman in Nineveh, is there not?
00:29:35A beautiful young asparagus.
00:29:37She is waiting there for you, no?
00:29:39Um, no.
00:29:40You were promised to be married, but your job is now in the way.
00:29:44The woman's father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves.
00:29:49This very day, you set sail for Taishish to deliver a message that will break the back of the camel
00:29:55thieves,
00:29:56but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love.
00:30:05Insight runs very deep in my family.
00:30:07Do not worry, the first one is free.
00:30:11Please, Carlisle, I just need to get some rest.
00:30:14It's Khalil, but you can call me Carlisle if you want to.
00:30:18When we get to Taishish, you can deliver the message and I'll sell the plush toys.
00:30:23We can be a team!
00:30:25A miserable!
00:30:27From the Lord.
00:30:30Well, sweet dreams, traveling buddy.
00:30:33We can make our plans to save those camels tomorrow.
00:30:40You are a go-getter.
00:30:58Yes, which way is Taishish?
00:31:02Right this way.
00:31:04You can't miss it.
00:31:07Oh, thank you.
00:31:14Jonah.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Who is it?
00:31:18Jonah.
00:31:19Where are you going?
00:31:21Oh, it's you, Lord.
00:31:24I'm going to...
00:31:26I'm going...
00:31:28Jonah!
00:31:28I'm sorry.
00:31:29I can't hear you.
00:31:30Jonah!
00:31:31I can't hear you.
00:31:33La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:31:35Jonah!
00:31:37I can't hear you.
00:31:39Jonah!
00:31:42Jonah!
00:31:44Jonah!
00:31:45Jonah!
00:31:45No, I, I can't hear you.
00:31:48Come on, wake up.
00:31:50We got trouble.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53What's happening?
00:31:54We're in a storm like I never seen before.
00:31:57If we don't do something quick, we're going to sink.
00:32:00We seem to have strong and leap-trappling buddy.
00:32:02Oh, hey, what are you doing here?
00:32:05Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf eater?
00:32:09Well, yes.
00:32:11But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the double thieves.
00:32:20Pride fighting runs very deep in my family.
00:32:22Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank.
00:32:26And shoot!
00:32:27How can you sleep at a time like this?
00:32:30What's going on?
00:32:31I'll tell you what's going on.
00:32:33We're all going to be fish food if I don't get some help.
00:32:36Well, what can we do?
00:32:38Oh, get up and pray to your God.
00:32:40Maybe you'll have my Sianas and spare our lives.
00:32:44Boy, somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.
00:32:50Wait a minute.
00:32:51That's it?
00:32:52All right, you two, follow me.
00:33:08You got an electric cue?
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:12Goatfish!
00:33:14One more car.
00:33:16You are wrong, cheating, Buccaneer.
00:33:19How am I supposed to cheat at Goatfish?
00:33:23I don't know.
00:33:24All right, you ladies.
00:33:27The game over.
00:33:28Shuffle them up and deal us in.
00:33:30But...
00:33:31Okay, here's the deal.
00:33:32The way I see it, there's a reason for this storm.
00:33:36Somebody up there is really upset with somebody down here.
00:33:41And it ain't gonna let up until we know who that somebody is.
00:33:44It could be any one of us.
00:33:47I have my suspicions.
00:33:49But we won't know for sure until we figure it out scientifically.
00:33:53All right, men.
00:33:56Goatfish!
00:33:57Loser takes a swim!
00:34:04I got a bird's.
00:34:06Nope.
00:34:07Have any pickerel?
00:34:09Nope.
00:34:12You got a...
00:34:13Oscar lunge?
00:34:15Nope.
00:34:16Goatfish!
00:34:18Oh, dear.
00:34:19I am most desperate for a lobster.
00:34:21Sorry.
00:34:38You got any pass?
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:50Octopus?
00:34:51Google?
00:34:52Doona!
00:34:53Pallible?
00:35:02Don't get any trout!
00:35:12Oh, what a goose I am!
00:35:14It's a match! I had it all alone!
00:35:23Huh? I thought for sure...
00:35:26Alright, I admit it! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!
00:35:33I... the one!
00:35:34I'm a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of Heaven, who made the sea and the land, and
00:35:41I'm running away from him!
00:35:43He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people!
00:35:49Ooh, fish slappers!
00:35:50Yes! So I ran! I ran, and I ended up here!
00:35:55And now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me!
00:35:59I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
00:36:05Aw, you don't have to do that! We got a plank!
00:36:09We can just walk off!
00:36:12Yes, thank you. You're too kind.
00:36:15Well, Jonah, old buddy, it was nice knowing you!
00:36:19Normally you'd be entitled to a refund, but under the circumstances, you know, with you dying and all...
00:36:26No, I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now, would it?
00:36:31Aw, thanks! You're a trooper! Maybe it's trooper!
00:36:36But the cameras...
00:36:39Oh...
00:36:40Hey, wait a minute! I just remembered something!
00:36:43Maybe you don't have to walk the plank after all!
00:36:46Huh?
00:36:48Every winter, my cousin from Moose Lake asks me to take care of this!
00:36:56Ooh!
00:36:58Cool!
00:36:59What is it?
00:37:00This, my friends, is a Jupiter 1600 horsepower, high-octane dual propeller, pole ignition outboard motor!
00:37:10With the optional chrome trim package!
00:37:13Ooh!
00:37:15Cool!
00:37:16What is it?
00:37:18It gets us back to Joppa.
00:37:20Oh...
00:37:21Well...
00:37:22How does it work?
00:37:24That?
00:37:24I don't know!
00:37:26Perhaps I could help?
00:37:28You know, technical competency, rather?
00:37:30I know!
00:37:31Very deep in your family!
00:37:33Ooh!
00:37:33Our reputation precedes us!
00:37:36Well then!
00:37:37It appears that one should pull the cord...
00:37:41And then perhaps push this black bubbly thingy!
00:37:45No!
00:37:46Maybe it's the other way around!
00:37:47Perhaps if one first pushes the black bubbly thingy!
00:37:52And then pulls the cord!
00:37:53свет!
00:38:13I think it still fails!
00:38:21And that's the whole thing!
00:38:25Yep, that's how it works.
00:38:32It is very delightful, but I must go now.
00:38:49Oh Lord, don't let us die for this man's sin.
00:38:53And don't hold us responsible for his death because it isn't our fault.
00:38:58Oh Lord, you have set this storm upon him for your own good reasons.
00:39:04And keep my ducky safe. Amen.
00:39:43That was easy.
00:39:49Well, shall we pull him back in?
00:39:53I don't see why not.
00:40:13Something got me!
00:40:16There's something in the water!
00:40:20Hurry up! Hurry!
00:40:22I'm hurrying!
00:40:23Hold on, Jonah! Aim this time!
00:40:25I was aiming!
00:40:27I can never tell where you're looking.
00:40:29You should thought.
00:40:30Hurry!
00:40:36Fellows!
00:40:36Please!
00:40:37Pull him back in! Hurry!
00:40:39Okay, okay! I got it!
00:40:47Let me do that!
00:40:49No, no! I'll throw it!
00:40:53Fellows!
00:40:56Come on, get it here!
00:40:57I said I got it!
00:41:00Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:41:02Perhaps I can be of assistance.
00:41:09Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:41:10Oh no!
00:41:12Oh no!
00:41:17Oh no!
00:41:19Thank you!
00:41:37Oh no!
00:41:38Oh no!
00:41:39Oh no!
00:41:40Oh no!
00:41:40Oh no!
00:41:51Oops.
00:42:19Land the cannon!
00:42:21Aye, aye, Captain!
00:42:30We ain't got no ammo!
00:42:34Oh, yes, we do!
00:42:37Fire one!
00:42:45Fire two!
00:43:04Fire three!
00:43:09I'm coming, traveling buddy!
00:43:20Where are you?
00:43:23Fire three!
00:43:33Fire!
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:18Oh, look. A bowling ball. If I could only find some pins. You've found better than that,
00:44:26traveling buddy. It's me! Oh, my. So forget about Darcy's. All we need to do is get this
00:44:34whale to swim to Nineveh. You give the message, I sell the plush toys. We'll be right back
00:44:40on track. Carlisle, please don't speak to me. I'm having a rather bad day. Well, you don't
00:44:47need to be so down about it, Mr. Grumpy Pants. Look around you. We're inside a whale. We're
00:44:57going to be digested. Do you know what that means? Of course I do. Digestion runs very
00:45:05deep in my family. I'm just trying to have a positive outlook, you know. You know the difference
00:45:11between you and me is that you see the whale as half empty, but I see the whale as half
00:45:17full. I don't know what that means. Neither do I.
00:45:30Oh, I might as well face it. God gave me a job to do, and I disobeyed him. I ran
00:45:38the other
00:45:39way. I've done something terrible, and now I'm getting what I deserve. I'm going to die
00:45:48here in this whale. Have you ever seen anything so pathetic? This boy needs some help. What?
00:46:05Who's there? Take it easy, Jonah. We're on your side. How did you know my name? How did
00:46:11you get in here? Were you in the bowling ball too? Uh, no. That's not how we get around.
00:46:17No, we came straight from the big man himself. You mean? Mm-hmm. And just like you, we deliver
00:46:26his messages. So, you'll profit too? Not exactly. You see, we work on a slightly higher level.
00:46:34You do? And Jonah, we've got a message for you.
00:46:47You're feeling pretty blue. Oh, yeah. You didn't do what God requested. Oh, yeah. I'll be
00:46:59moving too. If I was gonna be, don't you stand? Oh, yeah. This ain't a pretty picture, no.
00:47:11No, no. I said it ain't a pretty sign, no. You ran from God this morning, and you're
00:47:22well, child, tonight. But hold on. Hang on. Not so fast. Your life ain't over yet. See, we're here to
00:47:47tell you all about a forgiveness that you can get. You see, God's God of mercy. God's God of love.
00:48:03enterprise on the Lord. He's the God of second chances. You'll be annoyed. How long your life
00:48:14enhances? You can't be restored from your darkest circumstances. Our God is a God of second
00:48:20chances. And it's good to know a God who gives a second chance. We'd love to know if you'd get
00:48:27a smile
00:48:27Mr. Croppy Pants!
00:49:03If you believe God's love is true, then you should know what you should do.
00:49:11If you believe God's love is true, then you should know what you should do.
00:49:25God gives a second chance!
00:49:30Second chances!
00:49:32Second chances!
00:49:35Praise the Lord! He's a God of second chances!
00:49:38You'll be part of your star!
00:49:40Darkest circumstances!
00:49:42God is a God!
00:49:45Second chances!
00:49:46Second chances!
00:49:47God is a God of second chances!
00:49:51You'll be part of your star!
00:49:53Darkest circumstances!
00:49:55God is a God of second chances!
00:49:59If you believe God's love is true, then you should know what you should do.
00:50:06If you believe God's love is true, then you should know what you should do!
00:50:14Second chances!
00:50:16Second chances!
00:50:18Praise the Lord! He's a God of second chances!
00:50:21You'll be part of your star!
00:50:24Darkest circumstances!
00:50:26God is a God!
00:50:28Second chances!
00:50:29God is God!
00:50:31God is God!
00:50:35God is God!
00:50:40Jesus!
00:50:46So from inside the whale, Jonah prayed and asked God to forgive him for not obeying.
00:50:51He told God that if he got another chance, he would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those
00:50:57people very much.
00:50:59So, did he get another chance?
00:51:02Shouldn't you be looking out for your tow truck?
00:51:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, that can wait.
00:51:06Did Jonah get another chance?
00:51:08Well, God saw that Jonah needed help, and he wanted to help him.
00:51:12That's compassion.
00:51:14But did he give him a second chance, even though he didn't deserve it?
00:51:17You know, mercy.
00:51:18After three days, Jonah noticed something strange happening.
00:52:02Oh, Reginald.
00:52:05Good to see you.
00:52:07Yes, well...
00:52:29So God told the whale to poip up Jonah, and Jonah got his second chance.
00:52:44And just like he promised, he headed straight for Nineveh.
00:53:13Turn back!
00:53:15Turn back!
00:53:16Turn back!
00:53:18The slapping!
00:53:21The slapping!
00:53:23Turn back!
00:53:25Turn back!
00:53:27Turn back!
00:53:28Turn back!
00:53:57Go in, give the message, get out.
00:53:59Go in, give the message, get out.
00:54:02Who goes there?
00:54:06Ah, yes.
00:54:08My name is Jonah, and I'm a prophet from...
00:54:10You're not from here, are you?
00:54:13No, you see, I'm from...
00:54:15I would make you a stranger, wouldn't it?
00:54:17Well, yes, I suppose so.
00:54:19But I...
00:54:20We don't like strangers!
00:54:21No, yes, I've heard that.
00:54:23But you see, I have a...
00:54:25Oh, why are you here?
00:54:27Well, I have a message.
00:54:29A message?
00:54:31Who?
00:54:32Well, for everyone.
00:54:35For the whole city.
00:54:36You've got a message for the whole city?
00:54:39The whole city?
00:54:41Oh, that's rich!
00:54:42Oh, Lord of the King!
00:54:45Your Honor, a bleached asparagus has a message for us all!
00:54:49Most important!
00:54:49I do not think this is going very well.
00:54:52Oh, let's just go home.
00:54:54I did what you said.
00:54:56I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
00:54:59Jonah?
00:55:00What?
00:55:02It is our friend's fellowship!
00:55:05What on earth?
00:55:06What are you doing here?
00:55:08What are you doing here?
00:55:10Yeah, you're...
00:55:12You're...
00:55:12Fish food!
00:55:14The whale spit us out like so much bad couscous!
00:55:17And here we are now, delivering the message to Nineveh!
00:55:21But they wouldn't let us in, so I guess we're going home.
00:55:25Hey, I bet we could get him in.
00:55:30Huh?
00:55:33Hey, look!
00:55:34It's the cheese care blokes!
00:55:35Oh, right!
00:55:36Coming back for a visit, are you?
00:55:38Yep!
00:55:43Is that the fellow with you?
00:55:44Oh, yes!
00:55:46He's with us!
00:55:47You with him, eh?
00:55:48Yes, indeed!
00:55:50Why, I sailed halfway across the world with these...
00:55:53fine gentlemen!
00:55:56All right!
00:55:57You can come in!
00:55:58Enjoy your stay in Nineveh!
00:56:02What was that all about?
00:56:04How did you do that?
00:56:05Remember that money you gave us?
00:56:08By the way, you aren't going to want that refund, are you?
00:56:11Um...
00:56:12Good!
00:56:12I guess we spent it!
00:56:13Every last penny!
00:56:15On cheese curls!
00:56:17Cheese curls?
00:56:19Yep!
00:56:191,458 bags of Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls!
00:56:24And you'll never guess what we found in bag 497!
00:56:27The golden ticket!
00:56:30We won the Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls Sweepstakes!
00:56:35Ah!
00:56:37Uh-huh!
00:56:38And the prize was?
00:56:41Uh-huh!
00:56:42But in addition to our enviably fashionable headgear,
00:56:45we also got a tour of the Mr. Twisty's Factory!
00:56:49Right here in Nineveh!
00:56:54Which, despite its unseemly location,
00:56:58was a splendid experience!
00:57:00And believe it or not,
00:57:02in this town, we're famous!
00:57:05Hey, look!
00:57:06Here comes a city official to greet us!
00:57:08Oh, hello!
00:57:09We were in the neighborhoods,
00:57:11and we thought we...
00:57:12These are the men!
00:57:12Arrest them at once!
00:57:14But...
00:57:15Excuse me!
00:57:16Oh, what have they done?
00:57:18Even high theft against the royal city of Nineveh!
00:57:20That's ridiculous!
00:57:22Oh, is it?
00:57:27No! Wait!
00:57:28I thought there were free samples!
00:57:30Take them away!
00:57:31You can't do that!
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:35Are you with these men?
00:57:36Well, uh...
00:57:37Yes, I suppose.
00:57:40Hello!
00:57:41What are you doing?
00:57:50Oh, wonderful!
00:57:52It must be time for my speech!
00:57:54Hey!
00:57:55I can't move!
00:57:57I can't move either!
00:58:00I can't move!
00:58:01I can't move!
00:58:03I can't move!
00:58:10What?
00:58:11Have I got something on my face?
00:58:21This doesn't look good!
00:58:23I'm sorry, guys.
00:58:24I thought they were free samples.
00:58:26They were right out there in the open in a big ball!
00:58:29Very misleading!
00:58:30Oh, don't go blaming yourself!
00:58:32No, blame him!
00:58:34Let's put it all in cheese curls, he says!
00:58:37No, I say!
00:58:38We need a balanced portfolio!
00:58:40A little stock, a little bonds, a little cash or cash equivalents, and then maybe some snacks!
00:58:47But no, put it all in cheese curls, he says!
00:58:51Man, you got a plan for the future!
00:58:54What?
00:58:54It got us here, didn't it?
00:58:58Not here, literally, but...
00:59:01We were somebody!
00:59:03We were celebrities!
00:59:04We are going to die!
00:59:09People of Nineveh!
00:59:10These four men, and that small whatever it is...
00:59:14I am a caterpillar!
00:59:16Well, that is only half true!
00:59:17...have been found guilty of high thievery against the royal city of Nineveh!
00:59:21For their punishment, the slap of no return!
00:59:28What's so funny?
00:59:30Observe!
00:59:50What is happening that is making you all cry like little babies?
00:59:54Why on earth do you take snack food so seriously?
01:00:02People of Nineveh, I give you King Twisterman!
01:00:15It's Mr. Twisty!
01:00:17Well, that explains it!
01:00:19He looks happier on the bag.
01:00:22Your royal godliness!
01:00:24These are the perpetrators of the heinous act against your curls of cheese!
01:00:29For their punishment, the slap of no return!
01:00:37Proceed.
01:00:40Wait!
01:00:41Won't you at least give the guilty parties a chance to speak in their own defense?
01:00:49You may speak.
01:00:51Well, as I understand it, the snacks in question were right out in the open!
01:00:57In a large bowl!
01:00:58I think we'll all agree this was somewhat misleading!
01:01:03Don't you think?
01:01:10Slap them!
01:01:13No, you don't understand!
01:01:15I'm not really with them!
01:01:16I mean, how could I be?
01:01:18While they were taking the tour, I was at the belly of a whale!
01:01:23What did you say?
01:01:26I said, while they were on the tour, I was in the belly of a whale!
01:01:34But, you're not dead!
01:01:36No, that's just it!
01:01:38I was in the whale for three days and nights!
01:01:40Then I prayed to my god and the great monster spit me up on the shore!
01:01:45So that I could bring you all a message!
01:01:48Hmm.
01:01:50Asparagus, here in Nineveh we bow to the great fish.
01:01:54We celebrate the great fish in our art!
01:01:58Yes, I noticed!
01:02:01If what you are saying is true...
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:05How do we know if he's telling the truth, sire?
01:02:08Smell him.
01:02:10Your Highness?
01:02:12Smell him!
01:02:18Smell him!
01:02:19Smell him!
01:02:20Smell him!
01:02:20Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
01:02:22I'm meaning to shower, but...
01:02:24Smell him!
01:02:25He has been in the great fish!
01:02:28We must hear the message!
01:02:30What?
01:02:31Oh, the message!
01:02:33Yes.
01:02:34The message.
01:02:36What was the message?
01:02:37Come on!
01:02:38It's been so long!
01:02:40I...
01:02:41Oh, yes!
01:02:44Stop it!
01:02:48Stop cheating! Stop lying!
01:02:51And especially stop slapping people with fishes!
01:02:55Or this entire city will be destroyed!
01:03:00A message from the Lord.
01:03:05Well, the king was very upset.
01:03:08He had no idea they weren't supposed to do that stuff.
01:03:11No one had ever told him before.
01:03:24A decree from the king.
01:03:27Let everyone call urgently to God.
01:03:30Let them give up their evil ways and their violence.
01:03:34Perhaps the God that brought this man out of the great fish will give us a second chance.
01:03:49And let the Asparagus and his friends go free.
01:03:54So the king and the people of Nineveh said they were sorry, stopped the fish laughing, and started being nice
01:04:01to people.
01:04:02Oh, wow.
01:04:09Wow, that's great.
01:04:11Yeah, everyone must have been really happy, right?
01:04:14Well, almost everyone.
01:04:17Yes, thank you.
01:04:20So long.
01:04:21Yes, thank you very much.
01:04:25You see, Jonah figured God wouldn't really forgive the Ninevites.
01:04:30I mean, they'd done some terrible stuff.
01:04:33No, he figured God had something else in mind.
01:04:39That's a great way.
01:04:40I mean, it's called Skyrim.
01:04:42I think it sounds like a lot.
01:04:42But I can't do it good.
01:04:47Then I can't do it.
01:04:56I can't do it.
01:04:57And I can't do it.
01:04:58I can't do it.
01:04:58But I can't do it.
01:04:59And you can do it.
01:04:59I can't do it.
01:05:09What are we doing?
01:05:12Oh, it's time to watch the fun.
01:05:17And what fun would that be?
01:05:19Well, I did what I was supposed to do.
01:05:22I warned them that they were going to get in big trouble.
01:05:26So now that they've had their warning,
01:05:28it's time to watch God wipe them off the face of the earth.
01:05:35I picked a safe distance so we won't get singed.
01:06:11Oh, this is going to be great.
01:06:14The bad guys finally getting what they deserve.
01:06:23So Jonah waited for God to destroy Nineveh.
01:06:27Even now, God was compassionate towards Jonah
01:06:30and caused a plant to grow that shaded him from the hot sun.
01:06:36Oh, yes.
01:06:38Very nice.
01:06:41Very nice.
01:06:47Jonah kept waiting,
01:06:49but it didn't seem like anything was happening.
01:06:52He wondered if maybe God was forgetting something.
01:06:57All right.
01:06:58I did my job.
01:07:00So fire, brimstone, whatever you pick,
01:07:04right over there.
01:07:06I'll just sit here under my weed and wait.
01:07:16What happened?
01:07:20What?
01:07:21How could you?
01:07:23All your whining made me hungry.
01:07:26It was just a weed?
01:07:27Just a weed?
01:07:29It was my shade.
01:07:31It was my friend.
01:07:34Oh, dear Lord.
01:07:36How could you let this happen?
01:07:43Would you look at yourself?
01:07:45You care more about that weed
01:07:47than about all the people in Nineveh.
01:07:49Well, I...
01:07:51Why are you here now
01:07:52instead of back in the belly of that whale?
01:07:54Because God is compassionate.
01:07:57He wanted to help you.
01:07:58And because he is merciful,
01:08:01he gave you a second chance.
01:08:02Oh, yes.
01:08:03And I'm very grateful.
01:08:05Has it ever occurred to you
01:08:07that maybe God loves everybody,
01:08:09not just you?
01:08:10That maybe he wants to give everyone a second chance?
01:08:13Oh, well...
01:08:15He saw that those people needed help,
01:08:17that they didn't know right from wrong,
01:08:19and he wanted to help them.
01:08:21And that is why he sent you.
01:08:23Ah.
01:08:23And when you told them
01:08:25what they were doing wrong,
01:08:26they said they were sorry.
01:08:28They put down their mackerels
01:08:30and their haliputs,
01:08:31and they asked God for a second chance,
01:08:33and by golly,
01:08:35he gave them one.
01:08:37Don't you see?
01:08:38God wants to give everyone a second chance.
01:08:42And so should we.
01:08:50Well, if they get a second chance,
01:08:53those fish slappers,
01:08:55well, then,
01:08:56it would be better if I were dead.
01:09:00Oh, I wish I were back in that whale.
01:09:08You are pathetic.
01:09:12You know,
01:09:13patience runs very deep in my family,
01:09:15but not that deep.
01:09:16I am out of here.
01:09:19What?
01:09:20What are you doing?
01:09:22I wanted to be big and important,
01:09:25just like you.
01:09:26But the world doesn't need more people
01:09:28who are big and important.
01:09:30The world needs more people
01:09:32who are nice and compassionate.
01:09:34and merciful.
01:09:36That's what I want to be.
01:09:38You can find yourself a new traveling buddy.
01:09:41Goodbye.
01:09:42You can't just leave.
01:09:45Can and am.
01:09:46But who will I talk to?
01:09:49You can't just leave me here all alone.
01:09:53Hello?
01:09:56Carlisle?
01:09:58Reginald?
01:10:00Carlisle?
01:10:02Khalil?
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01:10:21it's over yep that's how it ends yep but what did Jonah learn the question my
01:10:30friend not what did Jonah learn the question is what did you learn well I
01:10:39learned that we need to help people who need help and we need to give second
01:10:44chances even if they don't deserve them but what's that got to do with us
01:10:51hey tomato hey your friend there and the big asparagus if I'm not mistaken he
01:10:58didn't know such a good job helping you with the map oh it was a disaster he said
01:11:04he was sorry and that he'd do better next time but no way I mercy I guess
01:11:13everyone deserves a second chance yep now get out of here before my crab legs get
01:11:18cold you know that still wasn't a very good way to end a story well what do you
01:11:26want a big musical number well yeah who do they think I am ripple yes
01:11:47what are you doing here oh well I have a concert tonight but I'm running late I can't find route
01:11:5459 to save my life I stopped here for directions
01:11:58we're going to your concert tonight at least we were and then porcupines and
01:12:06underwear and pirates and now it looks like we are going to make it at all good
01:12:11heavens well if it's a ride you need I've plenty of room on my bus you can all come
01:12:16come with me
01:12:17come with me yeah everyone but me
01:12:28Laura you can have my ticket but junior it was my fault
01:12:43why that was a very merciful thing to do
01:12:51tell you what I'll give you all a ride to the concert and I'll make sure you all have backstage
01:12:58passes
01:13:04speaking of mercy have any of you heard the story of a man named Jonah yes oh well
01:13:14would you like to hear a song about it is it like the ball bunny song not really it's more
01:13:22of a big musical number perfect
01:13:30when I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona and that is where I heard the
01:13:43tale of a man whose name was Jonah
01:13:47now Jonah was a prophet but that's not why he's remembered we tell the tale cause in a whale he
01:13:59nearly was dismembered
01:14:24but he really never got it sad but true if you've been watching you can spot it a doodly doo
01:14:29you did not get the point
01:14:49now Jonah set sail on a pirate ship in a dreadful gale got eaten up by a giant whale but
01:14:56managed not to be dead
01:14:57you think he would learn a lot from being saved from a normal spot but the second chance that he
01:15:04had got
01:15:04he didn't want to be spread
01:15:06so poor old Jonah now he's all alone now gotta use a mega boner to get it from his head
01:15:15hey hey hey
01:15:16Jonah was a prophet
01:15:17ooh ooh
01:15:18but he really never got it
01:15:19sad but true
01:15:20if you know why you can spot it a doodly doo
01:15:22he did not get the point
01:15:24Jonah was a prophet
01:15:26ooh ooh
01:15:26but he really never got it
01:15:28sad but true
01:15:29if you've been watching you can spot it a doodly doo
01:15:31he did not get the point
01:15:36now true in your life you probably don't ride on a camel
01:15:39and you probably won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal
01:15:42but all the same like Jonah there is something you can do
01:15:45everyone deserves to get a second chance from you
01:15:50ooh
01:15:51compassion and mercy
01:15:52from me to you
01:15:53and you to me
01:15:54exactly what God wants to see
01:15:57and yes that is the point
01:15:58Jonah was a prophet
01:16:00ooh ooh
01:16:01but he really never got it
01:16:02sad but true
01:16:03Jonah was a prophet
01:16:05ooh ooh
01:16:06but he really never got it
01:16:07sad but true
01:16:08Jonah was a prophet
01:16:09ooh ooh
01:16:12yeah
01:16:14I beg your pardon?
01:16:17I hate to break up the party
01:16:19but who needed a dood?
01:16:21uh
01:16:23have we met?
01:16:24absolute
01:16:26none of the damage
01:16:28if he shells
01:16:29thank you
01:16:29all this one
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