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Nobody’s Fool Season 1 Episode 6
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00:04Before you leave the quiz pod, just one more question.
00:15Oh, this is big.
00:20The prize pot currently stands at £89,700.
00:30But how confident are you that it's you who will win the pot?
00:33Because if you're not, I have a proposal for you.
00:37There is a button in front of you.
00:41In a moment, I will give you a chance to press it.
00:44If you do press it, you will take home the money you've just earned instead of adding it to the
00:52prize pot.
00:54But it will mean your game is over.
00:58Oh, shit.
00:59Oh, it's a little twist for you.
01:03You didn't think we'd make it easy, did you?
01:08If you would like to accept this offer, please hit the button in three, two, one.
01:20Now.
01:24F*** me.
01:25Hey, I really weren't expecting this.
01:33Ten players came to compete for up to £100,000.
01:39Welcome to our manor.
01:42Where it's not just how smart you are that counts.
01:45Yes, you're legends!
01:46But how smart your rivals think you are.
01:49Can somebody who talks like that not be smart?
01:52They've battled brain-twisting quizzes.
01:56Haiku.
01:57Correct.
01:57Come on!
01:58And confronted barefaced liars.
02:00It was easier than yesterday's one.
02:03They've weeded out the weakest.
02:05There's no Ian conniving, love.
02:07Ow!
02:07Oh, the d*** again.
02:09And sent the rule breaker packing.
02:11I can tell you it was me.
02:13I added £2,000 to it.
02:15Billy!
02:16Oh!
02:17Yeah.
02:18Now just five remain.
02:21But who can outsmart the others and take home the whole prize pot for themselves?
02:28Someone's got to win.
02:30And someone's got to lose.
02:32The group has shrunk, the prize pot has grown, but one thing hasn't changed.
02:35This is a game of bluff.
02:37It's time to play.
03:00Oh, yeah, I'm worthy of light-sticking guessing the decision.
03:05If you would like to accept this offer, please hit the button.
03:10Now.
03:13I can't do it.
03:14I can't.
03:15I can't do it.
03:16I didn't come here to only get £4,500.
03:19Even if there's a lower chance of getting the bigger prize pot, I have to go for the bigger
03:23prize pot.
03:24Stressful, my God.
03:25I know my parents are going to kill me, but the prize pot tasting distance now.
03:31Like, I can almost reach out and touch it.
03:34I just feel like I have to back myself.
03:36Very stressful.
03:39It's going to be very interesting to see how everyone went.
03:42There's a likelihood someone took the easy way out.
03:56It's 10% of the prize pot.
03:58It's not a good deal.
04:00Well, for me, it wasn't a hard choice.
04:04And I plan very much to be the winner that takes it all.
04:08Is there a number that would have tempted you to press it?
04:12I'd have to have gone for, like, a third of the prize pot, basically.
04:16My only debate is Melissa.
04:19That's the thing.
04:20I think she did well.
04:21Yeah, and I assume she did well.
04:22That could be tempting.
04:28Those are Sonia's heels.
04:33It's Melissa's heels.
04:35Hello, darling.
04:37How are you?
04:38How are we?
04:38Well.
04:39I want to be part of the final final.
04:42I want to be up against Harry.
04:43I want to win or lose fair or square, but I want my moment.
04:49I've spent a lot of my life being underestimated, and I want to prove myself because of what
04:54I do for a living.
04:55I feel it would be the only fair way to end this contest, to have the two people who have
05:00been strongest all along fight it out in head-to-head combat.
05:04Debating a bit.
05:05I did.
05:07But no.
05:07No.
05:08What do you think about Ella?
05:10The only question is, she's clearly got a lot more confidence, got a lot more pep in
05:14her step, and I really love her for that.
05:17Yeah.
05:19I hear...
05:19I hear heels.
05:20Yeah, I hear heels.
05:23Come in.
05:26Ha-ha-ha.
05:27Hello.
05:29Now.
05:32I'm only kidding.
05:33I'm not going to hit the button.
05:35Four grand isn't worth the opportunity of a hundred grand.
05:39I might be a fool for not taking it, but I just want to play for the big money.
05:43And, hey, fortune favours the brave, right?
05:47Now there's only one person left.
05:49Yeah, when she comes to that door.
05:50Or no one left.
05:51She likes being here.
05:53Yeah.
05:53She doesn't enjoy being here.
05:55I'm going to try to look before we just end up sitting here waiting for a seat for ages.
06:00I'm only going to ask this once.
06:06Because she's not in the library.
06:08If you would like to accept this offer, please hit the button in three...
06:12three...
06:16two...
06:19one...
06:20now.
06:26Ella, I can inform you that you were the first to hit the button.
06:32I can therefore confirm that you have won £2,000.
06:37And your time in the game is over.
06:42I hope that cash could buy you a plane ticket to...
06:46I don't know.
06:47Australia.
06:48Australia.
06:50Or wherever your next adventure is.
06:56Oh, okay, so she...
06:57No, she's gone.
07:00Yeah, she's gone.
07:02How are you feeling?
07:03Sad to be going.
07:05I'll miss them all so much.
07:06But I knew I wasn't going to win.
07:08I'm lucky to be here.
07:09Realistically, it's been close.
07:12It's better to walk away with £2,000 and walk away with nothing.
07:16Hi, Quiz Pod.
07:19Only one person will be walking away with the money.
07:22The rest of them will not be taking anything.
07:26So technically, I'm, like, second place.
07:31I've had such a full-circle moment.
07:33I started off being a massive liar, so manipulative.
07:39And now I'm crying because I'm leaving these people that I like.
07:43What has happened to me?
07:45I was so convinced that it was real for them and fake for me.
07:50But it was also real for me.
07:53I will definitely miss my evil plot.
07:57I will miss Danny and Emily.
07:59I'll obviously miss Kamal.
08:01He's proved himself completely.
08:03He is very, very clever.
08:05And I actually really hope he wins now.
08:10Oh, hello.
08:11No sign.
08:13I'm telling you, I've walked all around this place.
08:15I think she's gone.
08:16And without a goodbye as well, so...
08:17Yeah, that's the hard part.
08:18Respect to Ella.
08:19Yeah, yeah.
08:20I feel like in a game of egos,
08:22it takes a smart person to just go,
08:24I'm going to go with it.
08:25Yeah, I'm proud of what I've done.
08:26I've made it here.
08:27Yeah.
08:28No, fair play.
08:29And ultimately, like, three of us might end up regretting.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Oh, we absolutely will.
08:33For sure.
08:34Yeah.
08:37Obviously, I'm so relieved to see I'm in the final four.
08:40Yeah, final four.
08:41But Ella gone.
08:43Cannot believe it.
08:44Now, I'm very much in the firing line.
08:46It could screw me.
08:48This could royally, royally screw me.
08:53I think you two are probably my main competition.
08:57We're kind of that triangle of different skills.
09:00And it can go either way.
09:02Yeah.
09:02There is so much at stake.
09:05I just can't wait to win.
09:07I think sex workers are so often portrayed
09:09as tragic, pathetic, drug-addled victims.
09:11Yeah.
09:12And I think just getting this far, you know,
09:13we are clever and creative and interesting people.
09:17I'm looking around me and thinking,
09:18I've really made some good friends in here.
09:22But I want the money.
09:24It's starting to feel real and tantalizingly close
09:26to my pretty fingertips.
09:28I want to win.
09:31It'd be really nice if, you know,
09:32there's no more suspicion and unpleasantness.
09:34That'd be really cool.
09:34That's my hope, really.
09:38I know that there'll be people gunning for me
09:40for being a threat from day one
09:42because there's already been the plot against me.
09:46I came in here with a plan of radical honesty
09:48but the money is literally in touching distance.
09:52So now I could be a little bit ruthless.
10:09Oh, look at that shoulder.
10:13So sexy.
10:15Exquisite.
10:17We're dressed up.
10:18The sun is shining.
10:19The music is playing.
10:21We are in such good spirits.
10:23You could almost forget
10:24that there was £100,000 on the line.
10:27Hello, hello.
10:28If we weren't in such a high-stakes game,
10:30I would love to just sit here
10:32and appreciate this orchestra more.
10:35I see the little violinist on the end.
10:37She's looking a little cute.
10:38But I've got to stay focused.
10:40I can't let myself get distracted.
10:43Welcome to your final group challenge.
10:49And we like to think this is going to be the highlight of your time here.
10:53Because as a special treat,
10:55we're taking you to the...
11:03That was actually quite good.
11:05So first of all,
11:06you're going to hear a well-known tune
11:09adapted into an orchestral style
11:11and translated into a different language.
11:14Oh, God.
11:15Your job is to buzz in
11:17and correctly identify the song and artist.
11:23A music challenge is a very good thing for me
11:27because I have quite a vast music knowledge.
11:30And I do speak quite a few languages,
11:33so I definitely think that I can win this challenge.
11:36Next, you'll hear that song again,
11:38but this time it's about the lyrics.
11:41The band will play,
11:42and when they stop,
11:44your job is to buzz in
11:45with the next line from that song.
11:49Oh, God.
11:49Now, before you play,
11:50I must tell you this.
11:51The prize pot currently stands at
11:54a whopping total
11:56of £87,700.
11:59Nice.
12:00And £700.
12:01Wow.
12:02But in this challenge,
12:03there's no cash to be earned.
12:06Okay.
12:06The winner of this game
12:07will win a special advantage.
12:09And believe me,
12:11this is the biggest advantage yet.
12:15Okay.
12:17Instantly, of course,
12:18your mind starts whirring.
12:19All the advantages have been special.
12:21They're so close to the finish line,
12:23what on earth could the advantage be here?
12:25With it being the final four,
12:28I know it's going to be powerful,
12:29and I know I can't afford
12:31to let it get in the wrong hands.
12:35Maestro!
12:37Play that tune.
12:45Say,
12:46tuto, queen.
12:49Sonia,
12:50you've buzzed in.
12:51What is the song
12:52and the artist?
12:54I believe the song
12:56is Robbie Williams' Angels.
12:59That is...
13:01correct.
13:03Well done.
13:04That was Angels by Robbie Williams.
13:06Quick, wasn't it?
13:07True.
13:07Yes.
13:08Sonia,
13:08she is on it
13:10like a car bonnet.
13:11And I think
13:12Sonia could be the one
13:13standing between me
13:14and this advantage.
13:16You'll now hear the song
13:17one more time.
13:18When the music stops,
13:20your job is to buzz in
13:22with the next line
13:23of that song.
13:28Yo vol fadro
13:30e mi sarà vicino
13:34leggera il mio destino
13:37mi proteggerà
13:40e quando io cadrò
13:44nel fiume della vita
13:50Sonia,
13:51sing us
13:52the next line.
13:53I know that life
13:55won't break me.
13:59That is correct.
14:00Well done.
14:03Okay,
14:04there's two points
14:04for Sonia.
14:05That's a strong,
14:06strong start.
14:08Let's go.
14:08Aresti,
14:09you've got to
14:09liven yourself up.
14:11Sonia's absolutely
14:12smashed round one.
14:13I need to get my head
14:14in the game.
14:15We don't know
14:15what the special
14:16advantage is yet,
14:17but I feel like
14:17Sonia might just
14:18be more likely
14:19to target me.
14:20I am a bit worried.
14:22Okay,
14:23can we have
14:23the next song?
14:38Kamal,
14:39thinking out loud,
14:40Ed Sheeran.
14:41Oh.
14:41Oh.
14:44That is
14:47incorrect.
14:48Oh.
14:50Oh.
14:51If anyone else
14:52thinks they know it,
14:53the buzzers are
14:54active from
14:56now.
14:58Harry.
15:00Unchained melody,
15:01The Righteous Brothers.
15:04A bit obscure.
15:07Oh.
15:07That is
15:10incorrect.
15:11Incorrect.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Yeah.
15:12Uh-huh.
15:12Please sit down.
15:14Any other guesses?
15:17The answer we wanted
15:18was perfect.
15:20I knew it.
15:21Wrong Ed Sheeran song.
15:22No one got any points,
15:23and that's as good as it gets
15:24for me.
15:25You will now hear the song
15:26one more time,
15:27and of course,
15:28your job now
15:29is to give us the lyrics.
15:33I can't bear Ed Sheeran.
15:35I'm sorry.
15:35So, no,
15:36it's not going to be my round.
15:58Fuck it.
16:00Sonia,
16:01sing us the line.
16:03Might be.
16:04Darling,
16:05just kiss me
16:06slow.
16:09That is
16:09correct.
16:10Yay!
16:11I didn't think
16:12I was going to get that one.
16:13Nice.
16:15Three points
16:16for Sonia.
16:17I am so
16:18hoping
16:18I'll be able
16:19to get that advantage,
16:20and I'm so
16:21close to it,
16:22I can feel it.
16:24So,
16:24time for the next one.
16:25Take it away.
16:46Harry?
16:47The Righteous Brothers' Unchained Melody.
16:50Is that the only answer you know?
16:52Because, uh,
16:53twice you have said it,
16:54which is interesting.
16:56And...
16:59That is correct!
17:00Oh, my God!
17:01I'm in the Matrix.
17:03There are tens of thousands of years
17:04of music creation,
17:05and the song that I wrongly guessed
17:07seconds ago
17:09seems to have come up.
17:10Am I in a dream?
17:12Am I going mad?
17:14This time,
17:15give us the next line
17:17of that song.
17:25Sonia is in the lead,
17:27with Harry quite close behind.
17:29I don't want
17:29neither to get the advantage.
17:31I don't know what it is,
17:32but I suspect
17:33it could be bad.
17:53Harry,
17:54give it to me.
17:55And time
17:58goes by
17:59so slowly.
18:02Ooh.
18:03Oh.
18:04Oh, God.
18:05I don't know how I feel about that.
18:07It's grueling.
18:08I was having a nice time until then.
18:12That is...
18:15Correct.
18:17Thank God for that.
18:19Well done, Harry.
18:20Well done.
18:21I kind of admitted defeat
18:22to Sonia at this point,
18:23but the advantage
18:24is in my fingertips.
18:26I have got to try
18:27everything to beat her.
18:30OK, this is the last song.
18:33Harry's now
18:34right on my tail,
18:36and I don't like it.
18:38I really would hate
18:40if he overtook me,
18:41especially considering
18:42how much is at stake.
18:54Oh, straight in.
18:56Harry.
18:57Total Eclipse of the Heart
18:59by Bonnie Tyler.
19:05That is correct.
19:11It's a tie now.
19:13How?
19:13I was doing so well.
19:15I have never won
19:17an advantage
19:18in a group challenge.
19:19I really have to keep
19:21ahead of Harry.
19:22Please let me win this.
19:23Right.
19:24Time for the song again.
19:26We need you to fill in
19:27the missing lyrics.
19:28At this point,
19:29I can't even get the advantage,
19:30but with the money so close
19:32around all these
19:33very clever people,
19:34I do want to kind of
19:35prove I belong here.
19:48It's really not going
19:49well at all at this point.
19:51This could definitely
19:52be bad for me.
19:53We're well aware
19:54that four is too many
19:55for a final.
20:09And every now and then
20:11I fall apart.
20:13That is...
20:19Correct.
20:22Jesus Christ,
20:23I was worried.
20:24Incredible.
20:26So,
20:27Harry's got three.
20:28Sonia's got three.
20:30We've got a tie.
20:34I'm going to ask you
20:35both a question.
20:37The closest answer wins.
20:41Whoever wins this,
20:44well, this could be
20:45a game changer.
20:46It is the final hurdle.
20:48I really, really,
20:51really want this advantage.
20:54How many pipes
20:55does the organ
20:57in the Royal Albert Hall have?
21:00Jesus Christ.
21:01The one nearest
21:02to the right answer
21:03will win.
21:06Do you know,
21:06the people who I'm thinking
21:08are a threat,
21:08all of them.
21:09So I've got to try
21:10everything to win.
21:17So your answers
21:19are now locked in?
21:20Yeah.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Okay.
21:22Harry?
21:26636.
21:27Oh, God.
21:28636.
21:29There's no way.
21:30Sonia?
21:32Well, I've got 86,
21:33so it's quite a discrepancy here.
21:36Wow.
21:38The correct answer is...
21:469,999.
21:50Which means, Harry,
21:52you've won.
21:55I just threw away
21:57my last chance
21:59at winning
21:59a major advantage
22:01before the final
22:03because of
22:04goddamn organ pipes.
22:07Oh, what a lovely
22:09little group.
22:09Yeah.
22:10Hey?
22:11Do they remind you
22:12of the band
22:12that played on the Titanic?
22:15because
22:16someone,
22:18their ship,
22:20is about to sink.
22:23We're not going to
22:24leave this spot
22:26until there's only
22:27three of you.
22:29And the advantage,
22:31you've just won,
22:32Harry,
22:34is to eliminate
22:35one of these
22:36from the game.
22:45This could throw
22:46the game
22:47wide open.
22:48I have just
22:49got to knuckle down.
22:51I've had days
22:52where I've been cowardly.
22:53I have not just
22:54jumped at an opportunity,
22:56but that's gone.
22:57I'm focused.
23:01Jesus Christ.
23:04From the start of this,
23:05Harry's always
23:06played it honestly.
23:07He's always
23:07got rid of the weakest here.
23:09So,
23:10I'm not loving
23:11my odds here.
23:13Harry's always said
23:14he wants to win
23:15this game
23:15for the right reasons.
23:17So hopefully
23:17he will remember
23:18that now
23:19and choose
23:20to eliminate
23:21the weakest player.
23:22All the way through,
23:24I have been playing
23:25a straight game
23:26and just relying
23:27on my intellect.
23:28I want to beat
23:30someone on their merit.
23:32But now,
23:34all I'm thinking
23:35is what do I need
23:36to do
23:37to win the money?
23:47Harry,
23:48please give us
23:48the name of the person
23:49you would like
23:50to eliminate.
23:53I think all three
23:54of you know
23:54that this is more
23:55of a burden
23:56than an advantage.
23:57but I feel like
23:58the best compliment
23:59I could ever give
24:01anyone
24:01is that they are
24:02just the threat
24:04and that's why
24:06the person
24:06that I will be
24:08eliminating
24:09is...
24:10...
24:11...
24:15...
24:16...
24:16...
24:46this to win and she was the best player i had to go with the person who genuinely was the
24:52biggest
24:52threat i'd rather have beat her at a quiz but if i gotta be there this way then that's just
24:56what i
24:57gotta do you played a wonderful game very clever thank you but it just wasn't to be
25:04obviously i'm so relieved to see i'm in the final three i still got the money on the line but
25:09it's
25:09actually breaking my heart melissa does not deserve to go out like this now on your way
25:16melissa please it's hard to get this close but i'm super glad i got this far it's been oh i
25:28am
25:28emotional but yeah i can leave here head held high and all that and uh gosh i put a lot
25:35of money in
25:35the pot for them to win i didn't take the money from the quiz pod earlier because i wanted my
25:40shot
25:40at harry and that that was a really expensive gamble i should probably have expected something like this
25:46some betrayal but i'm going home because i'm too strong i'm too clever and i would have taken
25:52him down i think i really could have done hopefully i'll be seen as the woman that was just too
25:56hot for
25:57harry to handle that's okay i can live with that listen you all want them readies don't you
26:03yeah serious money now very worthy finalists on your way go on well done guys congratulations thank you
26:14oh god i'm getting emotional harry's decision to get rid of the strongest competitor shows a bit of
26:24gameplay on his part fun but selfish reasons i am also very glad that i am still standing
26:34how quickly once they told you what your advantage was was it always like you know which way you have
26:40to go here there's no like advantage to picking anyone but the best
26:48i worry that the others are going to look at me differently after this but melissa was a threat
26:54and she had to be eliminated and now between kamal and sonia i think i could win it
27:01i think now like that the stakes feel really real because it's no longer hypothetical money it's one
27:07in three and those are very good odds yeah let's see what happens right i i'm getting some air go
27:15get
27:19some air are you okay normally i'm pretty chill and high energy around here today's been the pits
27:28i've just been very high strung and very tense i'm starting to get a bit worried but this is as
27:33clearly
27:34a game of street smarts as it is about being good in a quiz room it's about choosing who you
27:39can trust
27:39who you can manipulate who you can play all's fair in love and war and this is a war
27:57oh it's got really tense hasn't it it really has you've got to be able to blag mark my words
28:06trying to discover who's on target for the final this is going to be so interesting this
28:11so exciting how confident you feeling i've never been more tense because i don't know what they're
28:18going to pull out i don't know what we're valuing i don't know how we're voting it's a different
28:22ball game now the money's there yeah sonia yes please head to the quiz pod pod quiz okay okay we
28:33can do a hard quiz good luck my dear good luck something's up something's up i don't think it's
28:41a quiz bro i truly don't think it's a quiz here we go the stakes are very very high now
28:49this is worrying i have zero clue what to expect
28:57table's gone i felt like danny and emily have been keeping something in the back pocket for this
29:02final this is very worrying lord i did not think i was going to be back in here god
29:10i get the sense that there could be something unexpected happening that just turns competition
29:17on its head and i know that people will do anything to get their hands on the money but now
29:22i'm playing
29:23the exact same game welcome to the pod sonia harry hello kamal hi surprised to be here i've been
29:33overthinking about this the whole day and this was not on the bingo card so please put me out my
29:38misery
29:39now that you are in the final three i'm going to present you with a dilemma oh here we go
29:47that might be worse than the quiz you must all vote to eliminate one of your fellow players
30:01whoever you choose their cash earned from today's pod quiz will be removed from the total prize pot
30:07come on so who do you want to face in the final jesus will you vote with your head or
30:17your heart
30:19big decision what are you gonna do i'm not gonna lie can i just say emily this is awful from
30:27you danny
30:27you're very malicious for this okay gosh this is a spanner i feel very torn about the decision harry
30:39was always my number one however i'm very unsure whether i can beat him in the final logic dictates
30:47to go for harry that is the straight surefire option but i'm trying to think if the smart thing
30:52here is to go for sonia if sonia's smart she has to vote out harry but i feel like her
30:57pride could get
30:57in the way of this and she may say that she wants to face harry i really feel like she
31:02might do that
31:03but in that case there's nothing i can do oh i'm very very worried guys i'm cooked here i am
31:11torn
31:12between the two of them to be honest i think i could beat anyone in the final but i know
31:19that both
31:20sonia and kamal consider me a threat and so i will be the sensible person to vote now
31:31harry kamal sonia please give me the person you would like to eliminate
31:38i don't know who's the lesser of two evils my vote is to eliminate
31:45this is a curse this is a burden i would like to eliminate
31:52with the heaviest of heavy halves because i love the guy i choose to eliminate
31:59and we'll be happy that you'll be happy to hear me
32:27because that's a good day
32:28I suppose my worry now is that I've been relying on my intellect
32:32and if that's not an option, I'm going to have to change strategy.
32:52Oh, my God.
33:00Sonia, you received votes from both Kamal and Harry.
33:06You have been eliminated.
33:08Okay.
33:12I voted for Sonia.
33:14I had to go with the person who genuinely was the biggest threat,
33:19so I had to eliminate her.
33:21I am obviously gutted to be eliminated so close to the finish line.
33:27I decided to go for Kamal.
33:29Harry was my day one.
33:31I thought I was just going to come into this competition.
33:34Betray, stab in the back, get the money.
33:38Turns out I can't do it, but making this far proves I should not be underestimated.
33:49I genuinely cannot believe I'm in the final right now.
33:52Who would afford it, eh?
33:55Getting rid of Harry would have been an easy tactical decision,
33:59but as much as I'm sad to see Sonia go,
34:02I'm now worried to see Harry sitting there.
34:05I think he's showed a lot of ruthlessness today.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:09I really hope I've made the right decision.
34:13Congratulations.
34:14I guess so.
34:18I feel pretty confident.
34:20I love a proper opportunity to objectively prove that I am clever,
34:24and this is a chance now to prove to everyone
34:26that I'm nobody's fool, no doubt about that.
34:31You are just the worst person to be sitting across from me right now.
34:37Any confidence I pretended to have up until this moment
34:40is very quickly vanishing from my body.
34:44Not only is Harry smart, but now he knows how to play dirty.
35:00Oh, dear.
35:02I guess the time is now.
35:04Uh-huh.
35:05So this is it.
35:07We're down to two.
35:09You came through them doors with eight of us.
35:12There's been lying,
35:15scheming,
35:16and a whole lot of quizzing.
35:18They threw everything at you.
35:20But you saw them all off, didn't you?
35:22Well done.
35:23You have one last game.
35:26No more advantages.
35:28No more showing the others how valuable you are.
35:30You eliminated Sonia,
35:32which reduced the prize pot by £4,000.
35:36So you're playing for a grand total
35:38of £83,700.
35:44£83,000.
35:45And this, boys,
35:48is fool's gold.
35:50It's a high-stakes game
35:52of true or false.
35:56The rules are simple.
35:57In front of you are ten cards,
36:00each containing two statements,
36:03one true,
36:04one false.
36:05Your opponent will read one of these out,
36:07and you must decide
36:09whether they're telling you the truth
36:10or selling you a lie.
36:13Guess correctly,
36:15and you win a point.
36:16As you can see,
36:18the cards are in ten different categories.
36:21You should know each other pretty well by now.
36:23What are your opponent's strengths?
36:25What are their weaknesses?
36:27Choose carefully.
36:29I'm looking at the table
36:30and I'm seeing the categories on here,
36:32and this is worrying.
36:33Harry is my true foil.
36:35His strengths are my strengths,
36:37his weaknesses are my weaknesses.
36:39All the IQ test,
36:40pub quiz,
36:41dictionary stuff,
36:41that's over.
36:43This game was about bluffing
36:45from the beginning,
36:46and that's how it's going to end.
36:48Are you ready to play?
36:50Right, okay then.
36:52So I'm going to toss a coin.
36:55Harry,
36:56heads or toes?
36:57Heads.
36:58It's heads.
37:00Okay, heads it is.
37:02So, Harry,
37:04please
37:06choose your first card.
37:13This final is all
37:15going to come down to topics,
37:16and I have a black spot
37:18around music and sports.
37:20So I would say
37:21it's a smart thing to do.
37:22get sports
37:23off of the table.
37:30I'm going to choose sports.
37:32He's gone for sport.
37:34Okay.
37:38And remember, Kamal,
37:40you'll only get a point
37:41if you correctly identify
37:42if the statement
37:43Harry is reading out
37:44is true
37:45or false.
37:5583,000 pounds
37:57has come down
37:58to basically
37:59can I throw Kamal
38:01off the scent?
38:08From the
38:092028 Olympics,
38:11race walking
38:12will replace
38:13the equestrian event
38:14in the modern
38:15in the modern
38:15pentathlon.
38:16In the modern
38:17pentathlon.
38:27Is it true
38:28or false?
38:29Half of me
38:30is trying to more
38:30think about
38:31which way would
38:32Harry go
38:32better than
38:33than the question?
38:34Mm-hmm.
38:44You wouldn't lie already,
38:46surely,
38:46or would you?
38:49Kamal,
38:49is Harry telling the truth
38:51or a lie?
38:57I think the statement
38:58is false.
39:00That
39:01is
39:03correct.
39:07The truthful answer
39:08was in fact
39:09obstacle course racing
39:11will replace
39:13the equestrian
39:14and be part
39:15of the modern
39:15pentathlon.
39:17Kamal,
39:18it's your turn.
39:21please choose
39:22your first card.
39:26I have to get
39:27languages off the board.
39:28I just have to.
39:30When you're ready,
39:31Kamal,
39:32please read out
39:33the statement.
39:56Harry and I
39:56know each other
39:57inside out,
39:58which makes him
39:59one of the hardest
40:00people to lie to here.
40:01I've never had to stay
40:03so switched on
40:03in my life.
40:04I've never had to try
40:05and stay more composed.
40:06Don't give him anything.
40:07Straight face
40:08the whole time.
40:11The word emoji
40:13derives from
40:13the Japanese words
40:14meaning picture character.
40:27That just seems
40:28too much of a coincidence
40:29that emotion
40:30is in there.
40:32And it also then
40:34means picture
40:34and character.
40:38I
40:39I believe that's false.
40:46That
40:47is
40:48incorrect,
40:50I'm afraid,
40:50Harry.
40:53It's a true
40:54statement.
40:56The word emoji
40:56comes from
40:57Japanese words
40:58meaning picture character.
40:59So you lost
41:00that round,
41:01Harry,
41:01and the score
41:02is still
41:03one nil to Kamal.
41:09Okay,
41:10here we go.
41:10Round two.
41:11Harry,
41:13please choose
41:13your card.
41:19I'm going to
41:20go with
41:22nature,
41:23please,
41:23Carol.
41:51I've got a choice
41:52here of
41:52fartus
41:53or turdus.
41:54I don't know
41:54whether I should
41:55be throwing
41:56him off the scent
41:56by going
41:57for the ridiculous
41:58or the slightly
41:59more ridiculous.
42:01It's not
42:02something that
42:03is really easy
42:03to lie about,
42:05but that's just
42:06what I've got to do.
42:08Please read out
42:09the statement
42:09you've chosen,
42:10Harry.
42:12The Latin name
42:14for the native
42:15UK blackbird
42:16is
42:16fartus
42:17marula.
42:25Okay,
42:25well,
42:26it's comical.
42:27That's a nice
42:27little touch.
42:28Again,
42:29I feel like
42:32we know
42:32I don't know
42:33the answer
42:33to that,
42:34and I feel
42:35like the only
42:35benefit to being
42:36in the final
42:37with Harry
42:37is he's probably
42:39the person
42:39in the house
42:39least used
42:40to lying.
42:47Okay,
42:48Kamal,
42:48do you think
42:49that that statement
42:51is true
42:53or false?
43:05I think the statement
43:06is false,
43:07Danny.
43:08I think the statement
43:12is correct.
43:18That's 2-0
43:18to Kamal.
43:20Harry,
43:20you've got to
43:20get this one
43:21correct.
43:22There's
43:22£83,700
43:24riding on
43:25this question.
43:31Okay,
43:32now,
43:32Kamal,
43:32back to you.
43:34Please choose
43:34your next card.
43:39This isn't just
43:40about me anymore.
43:41I'm thinking
43:41about my parents
43:42and with this
43:43much on the line,
43:44the amount
43:45it could do
43:45for them,
43:46I cannot let
43:46Harry stop that.
43:48I think I've
43:49mastered the art
43:49of the double bluff
43:50and I'm banking
43:5183K on it.
43:56The interesting
43:56part is Harry
43:57doesn't really
43:58have any weaknesses
43:59left in this
43:59port of now.
44:01So,
44:01he's picking
44:02the best of it.
44:03A strong punch.
44:08The card I'm
44:08selecting is music.
44:15This is big,
44:16Harry.
44:17This could be
44:18Michael Bright.
44:19Can I get this
44:20correct to
44:20stand the gun?
44:24Please,
44:24without your
44:25statement,
44:25Kamal.
44:43Oasis holds the record
44:45for the longest
44:45song duration
44:46to become
44:47a UK number
44:48one single.
44:56There's a little
44:57part of my head,
44:58like a tiny
44:58little bit of
44:59brain that says
45:00that actually
45:01it's pulp.
45:05And that I don't
45:06know it,
45:07don't know it,
45:08know it.
45:16Harry,
45:17is Kamal lying
45:20or is he
45:20telling the
45:21truth?
45:23I think,
45:25I think I've
45:25just got to get
45:26on my gut.
45:32And I'm going to
45:33say that that
45:33statement is
45:34false.
45:39I can tell
45:40you,
45:42Harry,
45:44that statement
45:49was
45:49true.
45:51Oh my God.
45:53Oh my God.
45:55Oh my God.
45:56Oh my God.
45:56Oh my God.
45:56Oh my God.
45:57Kamal,
45:58you're the winner.
45:58Jesus Christ.
46:00Congratulations.
46:01Oh my Lord.
46:02Yes.
46:02Oh my God.
46:03Oh,
46:04Harry.
46:04Oh my God.
46:05Oh my God.
46:06Oh,
46:07I'm so sorry.
46:08Oh my God.
46:10Oh my God.
46:11You made that tough,
46:12my God.
46:12Oh my God.
46:13You made that tough.
46:14Do you know
46:15how hard you are
46:16to trick?
46:16Oh my God.
46:18Harry may be
46:18the smartest man
46:19in here,
46:20but he cannot lie.
46:21His face gave it
46:22away every time.
46:24It was never
46:24about playing the
46:25cards.
46:26It was always
46:26playing the man.
46:27You are the
46:28winner of
46:29Nobody's Fall.
46:31Oh my God.
46:32And you've won
46:32a whopping
46:3383,000
46:35and 700 pounds.
46:38Shit.
46:39Well done,
46:39Kamal,
46:40you lucky bastard.
46:42Oh.
46:43Oh.
46:51I am not
46:51going to be
46:52able to listen
46:52to Oasis
46:52ever again
46:53knowing that
46:54they owe me
46:5583 grand
46:55and do you know
46:57what?
46:57If I had
46:58gone in there
46:58and told the
46:59truth on all
47:00those,
47:00I still think
47:01that Kamal
47:02would have
47:02seen through.
47:03I've never
47:03been happier
47:03to lose
47:0480 grand.
47:05You know,
47:05I'm genuinely...
47:06Lovely
47:06you guys,
47:07aren't they?
47:08Oh,
47:08I love you,
47:08bro.
47:09Yeah.
47:09Honestly.
47:10We have loved
47:11watching you
47:12both so much
47:12and you should
47:13both feel
47:14so proud.
47:16I...
47:17I'm not
47:18going to lie.
47:19From day one,
47:20I doubted myself.
47:21So I truly
47:22cannot believe
47:23I'm here at all.
47:24And then to walk
47:25away with it,
47:25oh God.
47:28I genuinely...
47:29Yeah,
47:29I've got no words.
47:30I'm honestly
47:31mainly thinking
47:31about my mum.
47:32I...
47:33I wish I could
47:34see her face
47:34right now
47:35because she
47:36believed in me
47:37the most.
47:37She's going to
47:38cry and I'm
47:39going to cry
47:40and I'm not
47:40a cryer.
47:41I cannot believe
47:42that I'm now
47:43going to be in
47:44a position to
47:44help them.
47:45You've beaten
47:46nine impressive
47:47minds come out.
47:49Here they are,
47:50ladies and gentlemen.
47:50Get yourself in.
47:52Oh,
47:52wow.
47:54Oh.
47:55Oh.
47:57Oh,
48:01no matter
48:03where you come
48:04from,
48:04how you present,
48:05how you dress,
48:06how you look,
48:06how you have
48:07your hair.
48:07Oh,
48:08I'm asking.
48:10I was still
48:11able to prove
48:11I'm one of the
48:12smartest in the room,
48:13still able to prove
48:14I'm the most
48:15cunning in the room.
48:16Hey,
48:16I did it for you.
48:18I did it for you.
48:19And ultimately,
48:20I have proved
48:21I'm nobody's fool.
48:25Oh,
48:26that's a wrap,
48:26my boy.
48:27Oh.
48:29Oh.
48:41Oh.
48:44Oh.
48:47Oh.
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