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Nobody’s Fool Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00MUSIC
00:15I can't believe I have a quiz for my coffee.
00:18Which eight-lettered country is widely considered
00:21the birthplace of coffee?
00:24Columbia.
00:30Dammit.
00:34Paraguay.
00:36G-U-A-Y.
00:40Dammit.
00:42Nigeria.
00:43Suriname.
00:48Dammit!
00:50F***ing hell.
00:55Ten complete strangers came to play again
00:58with £100,000 up for grabs.
01:02And one simple question.
01:03Who really is the smartest here?
01:07Last time the players each faced their first secret quiz.
01:11And it was Omar.
01:13A bat.
01:14Who contributed least to the prize pot.
01:16Do you really think I'm gonna go back in there and say,
01:19done well guys, got four.
01:21I actually feel like I've done really well.
01:23He gives that sketchy car salesman vibe.
01:28But in the challenge, Parisa went on the attack.
01:32All I'm gonna say is that there are a lot of followers.
01:35I'm fuming.
01:36And after declaring their scores.
01:39I contributed £1,800.
01:41£2,400.
01:44£1,200.
01:47Parisa's comments backfired.
01:50It really pissed me off when you compared us all to she.
01:52I've never followed anybody.
01:54Ever.
01:55Making her the first player to be voted out.
01:59Watch out who the big player is.
02:01Cause it ain't me.
02:02I can reveal.
02:04Parisa was not the worst player here.
02:08What?
02:09That has just cost you £8,300.
02:14Nine players now remain.
02:16And with £5,000 over declared,
02:19the hunt is on to find and eliminate the blaggers.
02:22I'm gonna have to be on the lookout,
02:24because I do not want that prize pot to get smaller.
02:33Oh, hi, Melissa.
02:34How are you doing?
02:35There's a quiz to get a coffee.
02:37And you get three chances.
02:39Right.
02:39Surinam's a good guess.
02:40And then you're locked out and I'm locked out.
02:41So I did Colombia.
02:42Mm-hmm.
02:43Paraguay.
02:43Good, yeah.
02:44And I did Surinam.
02:45Okay.
02:46Ethiopia would work, maybe?
02:48Ethiopia?
02:49Yeah.
02:51This is gonna be right, it's gonna be.
02:52I hope so.
02:54Yay!
02:55Woo!
02:56Remember that when we're voting later.
02:57Yes, I will.
02:59Of course, Melissa got it, didn't she?
03:01Very clever indeed.
03:03I went to Oxford University.
03:04I was studying in the same year and course as Liz Truss,
03:08although I don't remember her, I have to admit.
03:14Yesterday was a lot, especially for you, John.
03:18Well, I was certainly in the firing line.
03:21Yeah.
03:21I'm glad you didn't go.
03:22Well, I was quite surprised that Barissa was not the lowest number.
03:25I know.
03:27My plan for this morning is my inner Sherlock Holmes is gonna come out.
03:32We just need to get to the bottom of where the missing money is.
03:36I know I'm responsible for 400, but some people are telling some crazy parkies.
03:41There were certain people that were saying their numbers around the table.
03:45Jackie was giving it.
03:47I got 2,400, 400.
03:50I was thinking, are you sharp?
03:51Because all you're doing is reading a number.
03:54Last night, I added a grand to my total.
03:57It's just a little cheeky one in front of a number.
03:59So I think they got away with it.
04:01Do we even trust people like Harry?
04:05Who do you trust?
04:07Ella, yes, I do trust you.
04:10Me and Omar are definitely getting on.
04:12I could maybe work with him, but I'd happily throw Omar under the bus if I needed to.
04:16I do trust Billy, but I do feel like there were some fibs told.
04:20I thought Billy was physically under stress around that table.
04:24I was thinking, holy mackerel.
04:26Holy mackerel.
04:27Are you all right?
04:28Do we need a doctor?
04:32Few people are told whoppers, I reckon, but someone's told a colossal whopper.
04:35Somebody's told a colossal whopper.
04:36Have they got three or four right tops?
04:38And I have no idea.
04:39I have.
04:41You have?
04:41Who is it?
04:43Who has been desperate for us to know that they're very successful?
04:48Who?
04:48They have staff.
04:49Oh, my goodness.
04:51You think it's Omar?
04:55What do you guys feel about Billy's score?
04:58I think it was very, very high, because I know that to get what I got, it was hard work.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Billy, to me, is an unknown.
05:04I like him as a person, but I'm unsure.
05:06I am sane.
05:07Yeah.
05:08He's probably a wild card.
05:09Yeah.
05:10It really wasn't nice coming in today knowing so many people had lied.
05:15And it's just going to be a case of trying to find out who those people are.
05:22The game is on.
05:24We need to think, and we need to watch, and we need to root out who's putting the least in.
05:41It smells so good.
05:45Very interesting.
05:47We walk into the room, and I see a nicely laid out lunch, and I'm thinking, well, that's nice of
05:53Danny.
05:54Interesting.
05:55Of course there was going to be a catch.
05:57There's no such thing as free lunch in this game.
06:00What's going on here then, eh?
06:02They seem to have locked our cutlery in a box.
06:05What the hell is that about?
06:07Any clues?
06:08Anyone?
06:10Hello, hello.
06:12Hello.
06:12How are yous?
06:14It was a bit messy last night, wasn't it?
06:16Ooh.
06:17Savage.
06:18I loved it.
06:20Later today, you'll be taking part in your second secret quiz.
06:24But right now, you have another chance to suss each other out.
06:28Plus, I'm contractually obliged to features.
06:33As you can see, your cutlery is in a box.
06:37But don't panic.
06:38Just dial in the free digit code to open it, and then enjoy a good nosh.
06:45You'll find the clue on the back of your cards.
06:49It's time to crack the code.
06:51Bon Appetit.
06:52Bye.
06:53Bye.
06:54We are playing this in plain sight.
06:57Everybody can see how everybody does.
07:00This game really is a game changer.
07:05We need to figure out how the three symbols on the card
07:08relate to the three numbers we need to put in the key lock.
07:13A percentage are made.
07:15Right now, these symbols mean absolutely nothing to me.
07:19It's the wrong way round.
07:21Last night, I embellished my score by £400.
07:25I need to prove to these people that I am clever.
07:29I really need to shine in this.
07:40I'm starting to get really flustered because I think someone's gonna figure this out quicker than I am.
07:46Oh!
07:47Ah!
07:47I've got it.
07:48Hell no.
07:52I may have embellished my score a bit, but yesterday's results have shown that clearly there's someone here a lot
07:57dumber than me, respectfully.
07:58I'm shrugging it a little bit.
08:00I ain't gonna lie to you.
08:01But after a few unfortunate challenges, I am in a position where I feel like I need to prove myself.
08:06There's gotta be a meaning to it.
08:10There is.
08:11Oh!
08:13Oh, Sonia's got it.
08:15Nice.
08:15Oh, Sonia.
08:16Yes, I am so happy.
08:19So I flip the clue card and I immediately know these are the corresponding numbers on a QWERTY keyboard.
08:25I know that Abbasan is seven and the percentage was five.
08:30Found where the dollar was and voila!
08:32I could have my lunch before everyone else.
08:42My intelligence may not get me to the final, but my lying and cheating certainly will.
08:51Oh!
08:52I'm just joking.
08:53You're nice, Sonia.
08:55It is lovely.
08:56Mm-hmm.
08:59Go on, boy.
09:00Oh!
09:01Damn it.
09:05Thought it was night, it's not night.
09:07No.
09:08So, Sharon is caring.
09:09They're all the QWERTY keyboard and it's the numbers at the top.
09:15Well, you can tell he's just trying to show off in front of everybody.
09:19I don't really like people that are trying to beat a smart arse.
09:22I'm not sure why Harry would do that, whether it was to make him look good that he worked it
09:26out.
09:27Yes, the code works.
09:29I've come fourth place.
09:30I'm sitting in the middle of the pack, which is good right now.
09:40I had a few ideas, but all of them are wrong.
09:42Happily, Harry explained that there's a QWERTY keyboard, which I was incredibly grateful for.
09:47Ah!
09:47Yep, there you go.
09:48Thank you for your help.
09:52What?
09:53Kamal is really struggling.
09:56I'm actually really surprised.
09:58We've got a problem.
10:00We've got a big problem.
10:01If I give a shaky performance now, it could screw me.
10:08Nope.
10:09I use a keyboard a lot.
10:11But could I, for the life in me, remember where those symbols were?
10:21Kamal's above five, isn't it?
10:23Oh.
10:24There's no pride in getting this food at this point.
10:26No, no, no, no.
10:27I don't even deserve to eat.
10:29Oh, there we are.
10:30Love it.
10:31Oh, I've done it.
10:32Yay.
10:33There we go.
10:34A meal that you've hunted.
10:36I know, I feel like I've earned this.
10:38Definitely earned it.
10:41Kamal struggled quite a bit with this one, even after the information about the QWERTY keyboard was revealed to the
10:47group, so maybe I should keep an eye on him.
10:51Oh, crap.
10:52That was bad.
10:54Jackie and John is two of the older contestants.
10:56People probably aren't going to be surprised that they don't know where everything is on the QWERTY keyboard compared to
11:01the young guy, because we're meant to be tech savvy.
11:03I think I'm right in the firing line.
11:17Lunch is going down a treat.
11:19Time to liven it up, I think.
11:25Heyo, heyo.
11:27Right, you little lot, it's time for some pudding.
11:30And we have some lovely jelly for you.
11:34Ooh.
11:36See, we do look after you.
11:38Oh.
11:40OK.
11:45So far, you know almost nothing about each other.
11:49It's all been about first impressions and a fair bit of lying.
11:53But today I've got some facts about you all.
11:57And I've put them, weirdly, in the jelly.
12:01Don't ask me why.
12:02So, dig in, I'll leave you to it.
12:05Ta-da.
12:07Are we digging in?
12:09OK.
12:10I knew there was going to be drama, and I am down for it.
12:14Are you eating it first?
12:15Mm-hmm.
12:16I used to enjoy it.
12:18I used to enjoy it.
12:21Where's the best way to clean it so I can read it?
12:23Who can recite pi to 50 decimal places?
12:32I'd go Kamal for that.
12:34Yeah.
12:35He gives our computer programmer vibe.
12:39My guess is Harry.
12:43I would agree.
12:44I would agree.
12:44I think it's a useless thing to do, but I wouldn't think it was it.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Yeah, it's true.
12:49Can you recite it now?
12:50Wow.
12:50OK.
12:513.14159265358979323846264638327950288419716937510.
12:58All right, guys.
13:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:02Is that the right answer, though?
13:03I don't know, but I do think my biggest rival currently is Harry,
13:09because he looks like a nerd, talks like a nerd.
13:11That guy is just so smart.
13:15That is gross.
13:18Jelly monster.
13:19Bloody hell.
13:21Who has a first-class Masters in Chemical Engineering from UCL?
13:28Oh, you made me say Ella.
13:29It's UCL, though.
13:30Is there a UCL in York?
13:31No, UCL is University College London.
13:33So it can't be Ella.
13:35Well, she could have gone down to London.
13:37People travel to London.
13:37People can come into London to study.
13:40And do you know what?
13:41People can leave London as well.
13:43Lightest are on, but no-one's home.
13:46You're out of order.
13:47I think it's Kamal.
13:48Oh, yeah, guys, it is.
13:49Oh, thank you.
13:53I like the change of energy in the room
13:55when everyone heard I was a chemical engineer.
13:56People started sitting up.
13:57It's like giving me a bit more respect.
13:59Who started a new business and made six figures
14:02in the first three months?
14:03It's very clearly a business boy over here.
14:06That's got to be Omar.
14:07Yeah.
14:07Omar, please, we know you've been dying.
14:09Tell us about this business.
14:11Tell us about this business.
14:12I work internationally.
14:14All my stuff, all my stuff.
14:15I've actually got four businesses.
14:17One of them is a financial brokerage.
14:20I actually recently sold half of that
14:21earlier on this year to an international bank.
14:22I own two online businesses and I own a coaching business.
14:26Omar and his businesses, we knew it was coming.
14:30That's still not changing anything.
14:31You can set up a business and still be stupid.
14:36Who has qualified as both a lawyer and a biochemist?
14:40Ooh.
14:41I'm going to go Jackie, I think.
14:43I think Ella or Sonia.
14:44I think Sonia.
14:46I'm going Sonia.
14:47I will go with Sonia.
14:48I am flattered, but no.
14:50Ooh!
14:51Is it you, Billy?
14:52It is me.
14:53Wow!
14:55You've been a busy boy.
14:56Wow!
14:57Yep.
14:58I started out actually working for Crown Prosecution Service
15:00and then retrained in biochemistry.
15:02Wow!
15:04I think Billy's gone up in the rankings a little bit.
15:07He's got two different strings to his bow.
15:10He could prove really valuable.
15:13Who is a dominatrix?
15:17Oh!
15:18Okay.
15:19I don't want to hear that.
15:21Who do you think, John?
15:22Who do you think is a dominatrix?
15:23I would nominate Ella.
15:25Oh!
15:27I think it's Sonia.
15:29Sonia looks like a dominatrix.
15:31I think it's Melissa.
15:32Melissa would be the classiest dominatrix ever.
15:35Yeah, I mean...
15:36But I'm still veering towards Sonia.
15:39I'm afraid it is me.
15:42I've been in the sex industry for about 30 years
15:44and spanking naughty bottoms for a good 20,
15:46and I love it, I love it.
15:48This is a smoked dragon cane.
15:50Goes like an arrow, leaves beautiful welts.
15:53I love it.
15:56This is my nutstick.
15:58Never would have guessed it, honestly.
16:00You've got it.
16:01Wow.
16:02Melissa.
16:02I know.
16:03I really thought I was a corporate lawyer.
16:04I bet you spanked a lot of corporate lawyers.
16:06Oh, my God.
16:07So many.
16:07This is one of my favourite floggers.
16:09It's suede.
16:10Very soft and sensuous.
16:12Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.
16:14It really is always the quiet ones, it is.
16:16Yeah, yeah.
16:18I was really surprised that Melissa was a dominatrix
16:21because I thought she was in a lot higher position.
16:24It also makes me think, is she potentially playing the game
16:27like I'm playing the game?
16:28Well, that was revealing.
16:30Merry.
16:30You learn something new every day.
16:32Yeah.
16:39I'm worried about how I'm coming across.
16:41I'm instantly going to be treated with suspicion
16:44and people will automatically underestimate me
16:46and assume I'm stupid and unprofessional.
16:50I have to say, I mean, I looked twice and thought,
16:54well, what is a dominatrix?
16:56Oh, she's gone.
16:56So, I'm sorry, I apologise.
16:58Do you make them do, like, tasks?
17:00Sometimes, yeah, write lines.
17:01Do you clean your house?
17:02Yes.
17:02I have so many slaves lining up to clean my house
17:05and do my garden and do my accounts.
17:08Kinky people are just lovely.
17:09They're charming and clever
17:10and I've just never been any trouble at all.
17:12Oh, how did you get into that?
17:13Asking for a friend.
17:15I was a stripper for 12 years
17:17and then I just got too old to do that.
17:19And then I started modelling for a spanking magazine
17:21and then you just meet people who are in the scene.
17:23Good for you.
17:24That's such a cool career to be in.
17:27That's really good to hear
17:28because I was worried I might be judged a bit for that.
17:30Oh, no.
17:30I'm so guilty of that.
17:31I would never judge you.
17:32Thank you so much.
17:35Melissa being a dominatrix
17:36has changed, I think, a lot of people's perception on her.
17:40Everyone was saying that, like, she's really clever.
17:42She might be clever, but her job has never been anything academic.
17:47So that might have painted a target on her back.
17:52Melissa, to the quiz pod, please.
17:55Here we go.
17:57The stakes are very, very high now.
18:00Second quiz pod.
18:01And I'm nervous.
18:03The secret is out.
18:04So there's a lot of pressure on this.
18:08Welcome back to my secret quiz pod, Melissa.
18:12Here's another chance to bank some money for the prize pot.
18:16And remember, you must all later vote for who you think contributed the least.
18:21As you may have guessed by the furniture, today's quiz is not the same as yesterday.
18:26No.
18:26So how to play?
18:27Take a look at my alphabet.
18:30You must answer a word-based question on each column to progress across the board.
18:36Get it right, you move across.
18:39Get it wrong, you stay on the same column.
18:42If you fail all three on a column, it's game over.
18:46£300 per correct answer.
18:48And did you notice that little star in the middle?
18:51I did.
18:52That little baby is worth double.
18:54OK.
18:55Can you get from A to Z?
18:59Let's find out.
19:00Oh, gosh.
19:01OK.
19:02The quiz will start in three, two, one, go.
19:06B.
19:07What B is a written account of a person's life?
19:10Biography.
19:11Correct.
19:12E.
19:13What E can denote a moment of sudden insight or understanding, and also the Christian...
19:18Epiphany.
19:19Correct.
19:20H.
19:20What H is a form of poetry originating in Japan?
19:23Haiku.
19:24Correct.
19:25K.
19:26What K is a language from which the culinary terms banchan, bulgogi and bibimbap derive?
19:34Korean.
19:35Correct.
19:36No way.
19:36Star.
19:37What B can refer to a film or show with enormous impact, and originally referred to a bomb,
19:43capable of destroying an entire square section of a city?
19:48Blockbuster?
19:49Correct.
19:50P.
19:51What P comes from the Greek for first actor, and denotes the leading character in a dramatic
19:57work or narrative?
20:00Protagonist?
20:01Correct.
20:02S.
20:03What S is the set of rules in a language that determines the correct arrangement of words?
20:08Syntax.
20:09Correct.
20:09V.
20:10V.
20:11What V is a member of the Germanic tribe that sacked Rome in 455 C.E.
20:16She can't get this right, surely?
20:18A term that now means, a person who destroys and damages the property of others.
20:23Vandal.
20:24Correct.
20:25She can get it.
20:26Y.
20:26Y.
20:28What Y is one of the few English words borrowed from Tibetan and denotes a species of long-haired
20:34Himalayan cattle.
20:35Yuck.
20:36Correct.
20:37Come on.
20:40Well, that was fun.
20:42I smashed it.
20:44You answered nine questions correctly.
20:46So, £3,000 has been added to the prize pot.
20:50Fantastic.
20:51Remember, Melissa, what you choose to tell the other players about your score is up to
20:56you.
20:56But everything else that happens in QuizPod stays in QuizPod.
21:01Understood.
21:05Absolutely nailed it.
21:07It's my thing.
21:09Yeah, I'm feeling much happier and more confident, and I'm just hopeful that everyone believes
21:14me.
21:15Here she comes.
21:18Hello.
21:19I genuinely smashed it.
21:21Did you really?
21:22I absolutely did.
21:22Well done.
21:25We found out Melissa is a dominatrix.
21:28When you're in this game, you've got to be trying to work out whether they're lying.
21:32Is she really clever?
21:34Or is she really clever at acting?
21:36It's really fun.
21:37And the best time.
21:38I've perked up no end.
21:39Oh, good.
21:40But yeah.
21:40Good, good, good.
21:44I have to do well in this.
21:46If this QuizPod goes badly, I'm even going to start questioning myself if I deserve to
21:51be here.
21:52I have to do really well.
21:55I need to do extremely well in a quiz today.
22:02Game time.
22:04Here we go.
22:06It'd be so nice to go in the valuation room confident and not having to lie about my number
22:10again.
22:17I'm so scared.
22:19Approaching dread.
22:20I'm actually really scared.
22:24Welcome back to QuizPod.
22:26You must answer a word-based question on each column to progress across the board.
22:30Let's hit it.
22:32Let's go.
22:35Let's see if any of them can match Melissa's perfect performance.
22:403, 2, 1, go.
22:43A.
22:44What A is a punctuation mark used in English to indicate either omitted sounds and letters
22:49or to mark possession?
22:51Apostrophe.
22:52Correct.
22:54Apple.
22:56Oh.
22:58Asterisk.
23:00B.
23:00B.
23:01What B is a written account of a person's life?
23:04Biography.
23:05Correct.
23:06G.
23:07What G was historically used to mean a quantity equal to 12 dozen?
23:12Uh.
23:18No.
23:19That's me stuck.
23:21Gross.
23:21Correct.
23:22H.
23:23What H is a form of poetry originating in Japan?
23:26Haiku.
23:27Do.
23:27Correct.
23:29I need an answer I'm afraid.
23:31Aeroglyphics.
23:33D.
23:34What D denotes a conversation between two or more people specifically used in reference
23:39to the words spoken by characters in plays or films?
23:43Duet.
23:43Duologue.
23:44Dialogue.
23:45Oh fuck.
23:46Star.
23:46What B can refer to a film or show with enormous impact and originally referred to a bomb capable
23:53of destroying an entire square section of a city?
23:56Blockbuster.
23:57Correct.
23:58Er, E.
23:59What E can denote a moment of sudden insight or understanding and also the Christian feast
24:04celebrating the three wise men's visit to the infant Jesus?
24:07Oh shit.
24:09Absolutely no idea.
24:11Echo.
24:12Epiphany.
24:13What R is a city to which all roads lead and which wasn't built...
24:18Correct.
24:19Y.
24:20What Y is one of the few English words borrowed from Tibetan and denotes a species of long-haired
24:26Himalayan cattle?
24:28Yeti.
24:30Yak.
24:32F.
24:33What F can be translated into Welsh as Pimp, Spanish as Cinco and German as Fumpf?
24:42No idea, Emily.
24:48Five.
24:49Oh, am I stupid?
24:51What Zed is an ethnic group whose language is the most spoken in South Africa?
24:56Lulu.
24:57Come on!
24:58Come on!
25:00That's what we're talking about!
25:02The quiz is now over.
25:04Get in!
25:09I'm over the moon.
25:11Oh, you see it.
25:12The confidence is coming back, guys.
25:13He was feeling a little doubtful, feeling a little shaky.
25:15But now...
25:17I feel back in my mojo.
25:19You alright there, Kamal?
25:20Sorry.
25:21Yeah, I'm cool.
25:23Thank you for playing.
25:24You answered ten questions correctly.
25:26£3,000 has been added to the prize pot.
25:31You answered nine questions correctly.
25:34Eight questions correctly.
25:36Seven questions correctly.
25:38Four questions correctly.
25:40You answered one question correctly.
25:44£300 has been added to the prize pot.
25:48Fuck.
25:51That was fucking hard.
25:55I'm gonna have to talk my way through this one.
25:59Oh, my God.
26:00I got one question.
26:02One question.
26:04£300.
26:07That was no good, was it?
26:09But it's fine.
26:10I'm gonna play it off.
26:11I'll say I got six.
26:14Six, £1,800.
26:16Didn't get the start.
26:18I didn't do quite as well as I would have hoped.
26:20But I'm gonna keep it vague.
26:22Bit of chit-chat around it.
26:24But I'm keeping my powder dry.
26:28Really, really let myself down massively.
26:31To be honest, I'm actually feeling really emotional.
26:35Bye.
26:36I'm gonna walk in so confident.
26:39I don't want any negative attention drawn to me at all.
26:44It's gonna be really hard to go back in there,
26:46in front of everyone and say,
26:47oh, yeah, I've done great.
26:48Because I didn't do great.
26:50I've done crap.
27:04So fucking pissed off.
27:06I need to regroup internally.
27:08Get my shit together.
27:10And get back in there.
27:13Hey.
27:14How are we doing?
27:15All right, how are you?
27:17Lovely jubbly.
27:18Yeah.
27:19How are you?
27:20Good.
27:21It was easier than yesterday.
27:23100%.
27:26Hmm, are you being honest with us, Omar?
27:29You will trust me or you don't trust me.
27:31I'm not stupid.
27:35I am gonna go down swinging.
27:36Don't matter how I win the game as long as I win the game.
27:39So I'm gonna step it up a notch.
27:41It was easier than yesterday's one.
27:44But I was pissed off because I got certain ones wrong
27:48that I should have got right.
27:50They got the same as I did yesterday.
27:56I'm not lying.
27:59Why is there anything?
28:02Omar looks stressed as anything.
28:04I feel like he got a low score and that is perfect for my plan.
28:08I'm definitely gonna conspire against Omar.
28:10I can use him to push myself as far as I can get.
28:14But I'm gonna have to throw him under the bus.
28:17I did feel like I could have done better.
28:18I got a few questions wrong, which was annoying
28:22because when I actually heard the answer,
28:24I was like, how the fuck did I not know that?
28:31Everyone seems to be coming out of this one feeling a lot happier.
28:34I was certainly happier coming out of it than when I went into it.
28:37Definitely.
28:39Tonight, I do feel like there's gonna be less of a discrepancy
28:42and we're getting some money back.
28:58What?
28:59There we are.
29:00A few more, please.
29:04Oh, wow, look at this.
29:07I'm feeling a bit anxious about today's challenge.
29:09I did well in the pod quiz, but in the group challenge in plain sight,
29:12I need to do well.
29:13A lot of people have preconceptions about sex workers
29:16and I do want to prove that we're not idiots.
29:19Welcome to our tournament with a twist,
29:22where elegance meets total chaos.
29:26You are going to be playing in three randomly selected groups.
29:31Each group will go head to head in an adrenaline-fuelled spelling test.
29:38This is not my thing.
29:42We'll give you a nine-letter word and you'll have two minutes
29:46to collect tennis balls that have letters on to spell that word.
29:50The first player to correctly spell out the word will progress to the Grand Slam final.
29:56But if you've spelt it wrong, you're out of the game.
29:59And the winner of this challenge will get a significant advantage.
30:04£1,500 added to their individual contribution to today's Tries pod.
30:12Nobody knows how you did in the quiz pod, but showing your intelligence here
30:16and having that extra £1,500 on your score can only help your case in the valuation later.
30:23£1,500 is big. I need to add that to my total.
30:29I am nervous, but I need to win.
30:33The first threesome to play will be Melissa, Omar and Ella.
30:40Good luck, guys.
30:42Good luck, good luck.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:48Omar's locked in. This is the most serious I've ever seen him.
30:51Not said a word.
30:52I'm getting the vibes at the minute that I may potentially be the weakest link.
30:56So this is a chance for me to redeem myself and look great in front of the group.
31:01It's time to play. Your nine-letter word is deceitful.
31:09You've got two minutes. Release the balls!
31:14Go on, guys! Go on, guys! Go on, guys! Go on, guys! Go on, guys!
31:25This challenge involves us looking for tennis balls with certain letters written on them,
31:30while being pelted with other tennis balls and also water balloons.
31:36Oh, that got her bang on.
31:38I have mascara on!
31:40My technique going into this is try getting multiple of everything and then hopefully there will not be enough for
31:46everybody else.
31:47I'm so evil, aren't I?
31:49Oh, my God!
31:51Shit! Where the fuck is the eye at?
31:56Ella is first back at the table, but Melissa is not far behind.
32:01All I care about is finding this F.
32:04I have every other letter. I know how to spell the word. I just can't find this letter.
32:09Oh, mate! Look at this.
32:11I'm starting to think that F is not even here.
32:16The girls are flying here. Look at her.
32:20I'm doing great in this challenge.
32:23Omar looks terrible.
32:26Look at this.
32:27Oh, Melissa's geared up.
32:35Nice.
32:38Let's check if she spelt it right.
32:45In!
32:49So much relief.
32:51Ella and Omar, you are out.
32:55It seems like I'm in a bit of trouble right now.
33:00So our next threesome is Jackie, Sonia and Billy.
33:05Your target word is conniving.
33:09New balls, please!
33:11Oh, God, I can't wait. Get over there!
33:15It's all right, Jackie. I like your style. Having a very slow mooch.
33:20Ow!
33:20Spelling is absolutely my fault, eh?
33:23My first language is Mastonian and I speak several other languages.
33:28Fun fact, I don't use spellchecker on my phone.
33:33Ow! Bastard!
33:35That Billy Ryan in that.
33:40Oh, God!
33:43So I've slipped on a tennis ball and accidentally done the splits.
33:48Ouch.
33:51Oh, my God!
33:53Come on, Jack!
33:54Come on!
33:55I'm feeling quite confident in myself. I seem to have found all my letters.
33:59Remember, the target word is conniving.
34:03It's not a hard word to spell when I think about it.
34:06C-O-N...
34:08C-O-N...
34:10C-O-N-V...
34:10C-O-N-I-V-E-I-N-G.
34:15Jackie done it!
34:16Oh, my God!
34:17And all of a sudden, Jackie raises her racket and I'm like,
34:20C-O-N-V-E-I-N-V-E-I-N-V-E-I-N-V-E-I-N-V
34:35-E-I-N-V-E.
34:51It's a good game.
34:54Two-holes race here.
34:59Oh, Billy needs one in it all.
35:01Billy's going back into the breach.
35:03Even though I can barely move,
35:05I am giving all I've got to this challenge
35:07because there's £1,500 at stake.
35:11Come on, Breeze. Come on, Breeze.
35:13Ow!
35:15Ow!
35:18Oh, no!
35:20So, Sonia, having the use of her legs, takes this one
35:24and I'm out by a millisecond.
35:27Fucking hell, that hurt.
35:28You did that split with Grace.
35:31Sonia, you are through to the Grand Slam final.
35:36Well done, Sonia!
35:38I think the group is realising, bit by bit,
35:42that I am actually very smart
35:44and they have potentially underestimated me.
35:48So, we have Melissa and Sonia in the final.
35:52Who is going to join them?
35:55Our last threesome will be Harry, Kamal and John.
36:01I love a spot of tennis, got a court at home,
36:04my language skills are good, as also is my spelling.
36:08So, I'm going to smash this one.
36:10Your target word is hypocrisy.
36:14New balls, please!
36:17Come on, guys.
36:20I think a massive underperformance from me
36:22in this group challenge does put me in the firing line.
36:25I came in one of the lower group in the cutlery challenge.
36:29I need to start performing in front of the group.
36:32Yes!
36:33Nice, go for it, go for it.
36:35Oh, Kamal, come on!
36:35Forget that.
36:38Just on instinct, I'm picking up smart vibes, Kamal.
36:42He could win it.
36:46Yes!
36:48Yay!
36:51Oh, gosh.
36:52Oh, no, Kamal.
36:54Oh, no, guys.
36:55This could be embarrassing.
36:57Oh, no.
36:59It's...
36:59Thank you, guys.
37:02Congratulations, Kamal.
37:04You're through to the final.
37:05Woo!
37:06Interesting.
37:08How he got flustered is not necessarily as good
37:10under pressure as I thought.
37:17And then there were three.
37:21Melissa, Kamal, Sonia.
37:24Remember, the winner takes the whole £1,500
37:27to add to the prize pot.
37:30£1,500 for the winner is a game-changer.
37:33And I think it guarantees whoever wins this challenge
37:36is going to be safe from the next elimination.
37:39Hold on to your balls.
37:41It's anagrams.
37:42You can never have too many ball gags.
37:45Isn't that right, Melissa?
37:48Loves a ball gag.
37:50You'll be given nine balls
37:51and you must rearrange them to spell a nine-letter word.
37:55The first player to rearrange their balls
37:57into a correctly-spelt nine-letter word will win.
38:02I don't know.
38:03Clever.
38:03OK.
38:05In three, two, one.
38:09Off you go.
38:14She's straight on it.
38:15OK.
38:19OK, a lot of calmness going on here.
38:21Look at Melissa.
38:22OK.
38:24Interesting.
38:25Remember that.
38:26I don't know.
38:26Hold on, here we go.
38:27I don't know.
38:30By the time I even tried to figure anything out,
38:33Melissa already has her racket up.
38:34And I'm like, what?
38:35That was so quick.
38:37Melissa, you've done that sharpish.
38:39But have you spelt that word correctly
38:41to bag yourself that all-important £1,500?
38:46I don't know.
38:46I don't know.
38:48Tartiness.
38:49Is that a word?
38:50The anagrams are a tricky one, isn't they?
38:53Bring in the line, judge.
39:03It's...
39:03No way!
39:04That's a word?
39:05We have a winner.
39:07It's Melissa.
39:07You've won the tournament.
39:09Oh, my God.
39:10And more importantly, you've added £1,500.
39:13That's amazing.
39:13Thank you so much.
39:13To today's prize pop.
39:16My game of tennis went really, really well.
39:18As good as it could have gone.
39:19I felt I had something to prove to the group.
39:22And tartiness of all the stupid words to win.
39:25I'm so getting that on a T-shirt.
39:28Melissa Legend.
39:29Oh, bless you.
39:30By winning, Melissa proves that she's more than a dominatrix.
39:34She's a dominatrix who loves word puzzles.
39:36And that, in my book, is a double threat.
39:39Did you put an E in it?
39:40Yeah.
39:41Something strange happened as I came away with Billy.
39:45I said I got the I and the E wrong.
39:47He said there is no E in conniving.
39:49And I tried to bypass it, but Billy's on to me.
40:02Well done.
40:04Well done.
40:04Oh, no, Melissa.
40:05Yeah.
40:06Yeah.
40:06Like, honestly.
40:08I knew that even if there was the slightest chance
40:11that I'd get all the letters and spell it wrong,
40:14that I'd look like an idiot.
40:15Yeah.
40:16And I'd rather look like I'm someone who can't collect balls
40:19than look like an idiot.
40:20Yeah.
40:22I think people are keeping an eye on me.
40:24That's the vibe that I'm getting anyway.
40:27I've got a question mark over Omar.
40:29I like him and I do think he has some business, but it's still a question mark.
40:34Yeah.
40:34Obviously, we're going off very little coming out of the Chris Potter.
40:37Yeah.
40:37He clearly was very perturbed.
40:39And then as far as the group challenge today, he gave us nothing to go off of.
40:43Yeah.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Well, I might have beat her earlier, but someone took too many letters.
40:50I was thinking we were going to be getting, like, maybe, like, different language.
40:54I was panicking.
40:57For me as well, I think this was the first challenge I've seen.
40:59Ella, this nervous.
41:00She was really apprehensive about going into a spelling task.
41:03I think she's really worried.
41:04I do have doubts about her, but we've got to get it right that it's the person that's
41:09put the least in.
41:10Yeah.
41:10I genuinely believe that she contributed the least.
41:15I think Ella is a very intelligent and successful girl.
41:20What are you doing?
41:21I just thought I'd do this first.
41:23But her inexperience is showing.
41:27It's a hard call, is this one?
41:28Yeah.
41:31I think I got away with that quite well.
41:33I might go into acting, you know.
41:38After you.
41:39Thank you so much.
41:41I know this game is about brains.
41:43But I really do not want that quiz pod to be my downfall.
41:46So it's game on now.
41:48I need allies right now, let's be honest.
41:50How did your pod go?
41:52So the pod went well.
41:53Mm-hm.
41:53But I felt like I could have done a lot better.
41:55Really?
41:55And then as soon as I come out, I went straight into the kitchen.
41:58Yeah.
41:58I was getting absolutely grilled.
42:00Were you?
42:00By Ella and Billy.
42:02I thought Ella was really harsh on you over the jelly as well.
42:04You must be feeling a bit picked on, I guess.
42:06I do.
42:07And the thing is, when I don't do as good as I know I could do, people will say to
42:10me on the outside, Omar, why are you so hard on yourself?
42:12I'm like, well, because I know I could be better.
42:14Yeah, really?
42:14So that's not good enough.
42:15Yeah, really.
42:18Why do you feel you've got so much to prove?
42:22Probably, like, growing up.
42:23Always being underestimated.
42:25Always being picked on.
42:26I don't know, it's probably a lot of trauma in my life.
42:28Dad was never around.
42:31Well, I think you're top.
42:33Thanks.
42:33And I defend you to the max.
42:34Absolutely.
42:34Appreciate y'all.
42:36It's interesting, nobody ever seems to trust Omar.
42:39I trust him totally.
42:41He's got an incredibly readable face.
42:43Who's the one we need to root out?
42:44Because I know it isn't you.
42:45I absolutely believe you.
42:46Yeah.
42:47Who do you think it is?
42:48I was just talking to Jackie and maybe her, even.
42:51Yeah, 100%.
42:52Yeah.
42:53Jackie is clearly the weakest, I think, but I'm still wrestling with it, honestly.
42:56And I think I will be, even as we're sitting around that table trying to decide and listening to everyone
43:00else's arguments.
43:07I know that I'm in the danger zone, so I'm going to have a few conversations and try and manipulate
43:13everybody.
43:15Billy.
43:15Yes.
43:17I wanted to let you know Omar said he got 1.8.
43:21I don't think he got 1.8.
43:23I wouldn't be surprised if he got 300 pounds.
43:26Omar.
43:27If that.
43:28Well, now you've just made my mind up.
43:30I feel like we know what we have to do.
43:32Absolutely.
43:34Because that's bullshit.
43:37I'm trying to plant seeds, but Omar, he has to be the one to go next.
43:45I was just in the kitchen with Omar, giving every excuse from the son why he didn't do well.
43:49And then he actually did, like, confess.
43:52He was like, I did the same as yesterday.
43:54But I don't trust him.
43:57Yeah.
43:57So I feel like I'm in the valuation room.
43:59If he says it, if something else, then we can root out the liar.
44:02Yeah.
44:03Yeah.
44:07I'm leaning towards Omar.
44:09Yeah.
44:09But it's just like, I got on with the guy.
44:11Yeah.
44:11He's a very, very, very likeable person.
44:14It's just, I think he did the shittest.
44:16So it's got to be what it's got to be.
44:19Ella's clearly trying to put Omar in the firing line.
44:21I can see what she's doing.
44:23She's going around chatting to people.
44:24But she will get found out, keep playing that game.
44:32Can I tell you something in confidence?
44:35Yeah.
44:36Ella has been driving a campaign against you.
44:39Oh, really?
44:40Yes.
44:41From day one.
44:42She has been calling your name constantly.
44:46I don't know where you are with her.
44:49But I just feel like she's been working you a bit.
44:56Oh, Sandra.
44:58Fuck.
44:59What do I do with this information?
45:01Come on, man.
45:02Look, I am telling you this because I feel like you need to hear.
45:05She has used very strong words to describe you.
45:09What?
45:10No, tell me.
45:11What is it?
45:12She called you a prick.
45:14She called you a car salesman.
45:17I appreciate you telling me.
45:19I just dislike when someone is being offensive.
45:22Yeah.
45:22And that's why I wanted to tell you.
45:24You know, it's up to you whether you trust me
45:27or whether you trust Ella.
45:29And I know she's been playing a good game.
45:31But I don't think she has been playing a good game.
45:34She's overly confident in what other people see about her.
45:38She's a very smart girl.
45:40But her inexperience is showing because she's cracking left,
45:44right and centre.
45:44She is in a tight spot and she knows it.
45:50I'm not leaving.
45:50Ella should be leaving.
45:51And I'm going to make that very apparent around the table
45:53in the next two minutes.
45:55I get it.
45:56We're all playing the game.
45:57But if you want to start getting personal,
45:58then the gloves are off.
46:00So let's go, my friend.
46:05There's been certain things that I've heard about me
46:07that is just outright not on.
46:09Such as?
46:10Calling me a car salesman and a prick.
46:13Omar is trying to do the absolute most to come for me.
46:19I've been suspicious of Ella from day one.
46:22Me?
46:22Ella has shown her true colours
46:24and everybody knows she's a snake.
46:30I'm sorry, my friend.
46:30I'm sorry.
46:44I'll see you next time.
46:44Grace is back.
46:44Take care, my friend.
46:44I'm your host.
46:44Bye.
46:44Bye.
46:44Bye.
46:54Bye.
46:56You
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