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Claire asks Roger to quote for a new bathroom at No.13. Sally's offended and Deirdre is quick to slag off Roger's workmanship. Janice is furious.

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00:00Excuse me?
00:01You weren't thinking of employing this fellow, were you?
00:05I'm sorry?
00:06As anything other than a highwayman.
00:08Oh, Deidre, no need to be like that.
00:09Oh, no, I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:11You need to move quick to Rogfolk at gunpoint.
00:14A job done right doesn't always mean a job done fast.
00:17I'm sensing a few issues here.
00:19Fast?
00:20I'd bet on lonesome George in a sprint across the Galapagos
00:23before I put money on this man finishing up.
00:25Now, hey, you're a lady, so I'll bite me tongue.
00:27Is something wrong?
00:28Call the dogs off, will you, Ken?
00:29I'm trying to do business here.
00:31Oh, pardon me, I thought it was a free country.
00:32If I want to express my opinion, I've got every right.
00:35Not when you're trying to destroy my reputation.
00:38Reputation?
00:39Don't make me laugh.
00:40Er, oi, what's going on?
00:42You tell me.
00:43They only asked him for an estimate and all that.
00:45Well, at least.
00:45It's not just the time or the quality of workmanship.
00:49Er, hey, don't try pulling him up on that.
00:51His standards are sky high.
00:53Well, from a pigmet's point of view, they will be.
00:55Who are you calling a pigmet?
00:56Leave it out, jances.
00:57Just give you a list of proper clients, not cranks.
01:00Ring any of them, they'll vouch for me.
01:02Oh, well, you'd need to when the house that we're handing over is in perfect working order.
01:06Oh, don't you start.
01:08You know, he's trying to make an honest living, and you lot, you just want to stick the knife in.
01:13Is it jealous, eh?
01:14What, jealous of you?
01:16Is it?
01:16Of you?
01:17Ken, can we keep a lid on this, please?
01:19Yeah, yeah, come on, dear.
01:19You've had your sale.
01:20You've had your sale.
01:21Now, come and sit down.
01:22Yeah, sit down and shut it.
01:25Janice!
01:25Peace and love, please.
01:27Doesn't your bum ever get sore, Ken, from sitting on the fence?
01:30Er, hey, this is my local.
01:33You know, I should be able to stand where I like.
01:35Thank you very much.
01:36What I do to my own house is my business.
01:40Oh, shut your traps, the lot of you are coming for a quiet drink.
01:43Ha-ha, well said, that woman.
01:45Cider.
01:46She's had two.
01:47Cider.
01:48Steve, when you're ready, say them again over here, please.
01:52Er, sorry about that.
01:54Like she said, free country.
01:56Yeah, I've got your book in my jacket.
01:58Irritating so-and-so, isn't he?
02:00The most pompous historian I've read in a long time.
02:03Still, what he doesn't know about William Kent's plumbing.
02:05It isn't worth knowing.
02:07Pass it back over once I've got the drinks.
02:10Some other time.
02:13Neutral ground.
02:14Yeah, no man's ground.
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