00:00You know she's invited Adam and Alya, don't you?
00:02Oh, don't.
00:03I mean, she could have invited one of your axes. Balance it out a bit.
00:07Who's she? The cat's mother?
00:10Do you like what I got, Eva?
00:11It reminds me of that quote from the Bible.
00:14Pearls before swine.
00:16Ma. What?
00:18Why is everyone so serious?
00:20Come on, it's Christmas.
00:23Our first guest has arrived.
00:24Merry Christmas.
00:25Hiya.
00:26My secret Santa contribution.
00:28I hope I'm not too early.
00:29Oh, of course not.
00:30Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast.
00:32The mouth on that.
00:34Let me get you one, Megan.
00:36Wait till you taste it.
00:37You'll die.
00:40Mwah.
00:41Don't let her get to you.
00:43Rise above it.
00:44Oh, I'm rising.
00:45Practically transcendental.
00:48I'm just wanting to give Megan a Christmas present.
00:50Oh, and is this your little guy?
00:54Couldn't you just eat him?
00:56Come here to me.
00:57Oh, you're gorgeous.
01:00You must stay for dinner.
01:02We'll set two more places.
01:03We have more company.
01:05Well, I'm sure Daniel's got other places to be.
01:08Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast.
01:12Perfect.
01:13We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing.
01:17And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
01:20Thought we weren't doing gifts.
01:21Well, aren't you going to walk on it?
01:31A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two.
01:36Oh, wow.
01:37That's supposed to be amazing.
01:39Will?
01:42Will?
01:43Will?
01:52Sorry about him.
01:54He's missing his girlfriend.
01:56Chloe and Hull.
01:58Bless him.
02:01You're not tempted to stay with them?
02:05My boys deserve only the best.
02:08In life, in work, and especially in love.
02:17Is it time for Secret Santa yet?
02:20Food for-
02:21Bit of a weird concept, isn't it?
02:23Secret Santa.
02:24Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know.
02:29It's a family tradition.
02:31Do you know what?
02:31I actually do need socks.
02:33I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
02:34She did.
02:35Your pillow talk is outrageous.
02:40And the next one is for...
02:43Drumroll, please.
02:44Oh.
02:48Ben.
02:49Wait, hey.
02:54Is it a jigsaw?
02:55Oh, come on, what is it?
02:56Wouldn't you like to know?
03:01To my baby.
03:03Give it to me.
03:04Let him read.
03:04Ben, give it to me, please, give it to me.
03:06I said, let him read it.
03:09You bitch.
03:10Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
03:14What is it?
03:15Oh, just evidence of an affair.
03:17What?
03:18Between Eva and Adam.
03:28Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
03:32Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart.
03:36Read it out to the group.
03:38Ma.
03:38It's a letter to the baby she aborted
03:41when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
03:45Rough patch?
03:46He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
03:48He went back to his wife?
03:50And you went running back to the groin of his lordship,
03:53here.
03:55Sorry.
03:56Adam, my rock.
03:57This is true.
03:58Your words, not mine.
04:00There was no affair.
04:01I don't think that Adam's...
04:02Babe, I can explain.
04:03Yeah, well, go ahead then.
04:04And Adam continued to be her rock
04:06when she aborted their child.
04:09Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
04:11Do you know the worst of it?
04:12It's still going on.
04:13Oh, please.
04:14No, I'm not having it.
04:15It's not because it wasn't in the first place, babe.
04:17I promise.
04:18Well, it's got enough all to do with you.
04:19Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
04:21What?
04:21No.
04:22Are you happy now?
04:24Not by a long shot.
04:25Because you have broken my son's heart.
04:28Whether or not Eva had an abortion
04:30is frankly none of your business.
04:31Is it not, frankly?
04:33Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
04:34What she chose was infidelity.
04:37What kind of a mother are you?
04:38Daniel.
04:39To do this to your own family?
04:40And on Christmas Day?
04:41You can take that smirk off your face and all.
04:44Mate, I'm not smirking.
04:45Nothing happened.
04:46Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
04:48You're completely misreading the situation.
04:49Aye.
04:50Well, misread...
04:51Ben!
04:51Oh!
04:56I'm phoning the police.
04:58Why do you hate me so much?
04:59Sit down.
05:00This could take some time.
05:02Oi.
05:03Have you got anything to say for yourself?
05:05Oh, I've got plenty.
05:06And don't you oi me.
05:07Lies.
05:08All lies.
05:09I never had an affair with Adam.
05:11The letter says different.
05:12He supported me while...
05:13How can you trust a silly word she says?
05:15Well, I was aborting our baby!
05:20What?
05:24The baby was ours.
05:29We were going through a rough patch.
05:31And you know full well why we were.
05:32Don't put that on me.
05:33So this abortion's on me, is it?
05:35The only thing that I regret about that termination
05:37is not telling you.
05:39But babe, how could I?
05:40How could I bring the baby into that?
05:42You weren't even taking my call.
05:44She was living back with the dragon.
05:45Don't call her that.
05:46And whenever we did talk to each other,
05:48we were just taking shots.
05:49And yet you still got pregnant by me.
05:52Allegedly.
05:54Don't you dare.
05:56Sorry.
05:58I was in no fit state
05:59to bring a baby and Susie up on my own.
06:02Now, if I'd have thought for one second
06:04that we were going to get back together,
06:06I would have told you.
06:08So where does Adam fit into all of this?
06:09He doesn't.
06:10Not really, except the fact
06:12that he was a supportive friend.
06:14He was meeting a client in Hull.
06:16I bumped into him at the Paragon Interchange.
06:18He was getting the train.
06:19I was getting the bus.
06:20Kismet.
06:23Just to let you know,
06:24your pub is open.
06:26Oh.
06:27Oh, it's my pub when it suits you.
06:29Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you
06:30to put a shift in, Maggie.
06:32Get your hands as dirty as your tongue.
06:33Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
06:37I often wonder if you're a statue
06:39because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you.
06:42That secret Santa stunt was evil.
06:45I am a grandchild down because of you.
06:48Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
06:50Why should I?
06:52She's right, it was evil.
06:54I'm not bothered.
06:55Huh.
06:57Put that drink down, Ma.
06:59And get her out of my house now.
07:02I beg your pardon.
07:03I want you gone.
07:04Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
07:09Right first time.
07:14Oh, beautiful face.
07:17What do you hate him?
07:18It wasn't me.
07:19When a man gets hit like that,
07:22usually over a woman.
07:23Maybe someone's got the hots for Alia.
07:26Who doesn't have the hots for Alia?
07:30Did I just say that out loud?
07:32Yes, George.
07:33Keep it down.
07:34People might think we're swingers.
07:35Oh, like these two.
07:37Be of yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
07:39I'll know what you're doing later.
07:43Gonna have a nice shiner, thanks to you.
07:45You had no right.
07:46Oh, shut up.
07:47No, he's right.
07:50Adam, I'm sorry.
07:52I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
07:54I've just spoken to the weaver.
07:55She's explained everything.
07:57Um, accept my apology.
08:01Well, this won't be a Christmas that we forget any time, see?
08:04You've got a lot to save yourself.
08:07Eh?
08:08Sorry.
08:10And Alia, you've got to believe Adam, none of it's true.
08:13Oh, I never believed a word.
08:15But you want to have a word with your mother.
08:17Is she calmed down?
08:19She's packing her bags.
08:21Vastard to leave.
08:22What?
08:23Any sign of Megan?
08:25She's gone, oh.
08:26She don't feel well.
08:28She wanted me to tell you, but whoops.
08:30I forgot.
08:31Right.
08:35Listen.
08:36I know that you've got the hots for your teacher,
08:38you little git.
08:39But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
08:41There's a good life.
08:41Right.
08:42Thanks very much for a memorable day.
08:46Shall we go next door?
08:51Hey.
08:52I always wondered why you were so weird.
08:54But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of,
08:57it's all slipping into place.
09:02Is this hot PE teacher HQ?
09:04Right now.
09:05I'm completely...
09:06Oh, you've ruined the vibe now.
09:08I was going for flirty.
09:10Yeah?
09:11Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
09:14Yeah.
09:15But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
09:18You fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
09:22I'm in.
09:23Half ten.
09:24Half ten sounds great.
09:25I'll see you then.
09:26Looking forward to it.
09:28See you.
09:31See you.
10:03Thank you so much for watching.
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