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A Twitch livestream by Canthinky on (2026-05-28)
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01:00Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
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01:29okay that's alright holy moly take this stupid hat off okay what is what is the
01:44lighting what's this what is going on what's going on would that be better I
01:51have got no idea I've got no clue this is not better this sucks this sucks we're
02:00just gonna be in darkness whatever I made I made a new tik-tok account so what
02:09would I would I prefer this I don't know I don't know
02:23let the light in never what the hell why is that 98 viewers what's going on with
02:31that okay guys it's been a terrible terrible day I need I need I need to quit my
02:48job like holy dude dude this situation is fucked and the delay is so so fucking
03:00annoying bro it's like on un understandable un understandable dude it's like each
03:10second I stream the delay gets worse this is like unwatchable this is like
03:15terrible whatever it's me and my bot farm okay she can low-key teleport though
03:42my bot farm yes it's still the same job
03:51yes it's still the same job
03:53that's amazing okay i'm going to go and get a fake autism or adhd diagnosis okay all right
04:04i don't actually have either i'm quite normal okay i'm gonna get either of those diagnosed okay
04:14and then i'm gonna get centelink okay it's so it's it's um
04:23it's like i don't know i know the word i can't use the right the right term to uh
04:31to describe what i'm talking about okay
04:38i i want my leave though i want my leave pay thing whatever it's called
04:44what
04:47what are these people saying fake in chat for like i don't even
04:52i don't even know what they're talking about because bro okay everyone has to like
04:59everyone has to use full sentences in the chat so i know so i know what's being talked about because
05:04the delay is just crazy scam the ndis like everybody else that's the plan that's the plan
05:13okay well they're gonna have to like not cut it because i'm also just low-key really
05:18fucking retarded anyway so can i say retarded on twitch anymore i don't even know dude i don't even know
05:28guys i'm like
05:30guys i'm like retarded
05:34retarded okay it's fine it's okay this sucks um
05:45this could be dangerous okay wait
05:50this is my portable charger this is my portable charger anyways dude okay this is my plan this is my
05:58plan
06:00i'm going to i don't know oh it's why why is there 133 viewers what okay anyways this is the
06:09plan
06:09this is the plan and it's gonna be epic oh also i'm gonna stream tomorrow and we're reading this book
06:15this book okay we see this you can't see it because it's flipped but read it backwards if you can
06:24we're
06:24reading this book tomorrow maybe maybe ah they like messed up my work schedule too
06:32so i start earlier than i normally start so i've got less time to do stuff
06:45dude no floppy you cannot say retarded oh okay
06:55dude okay do you guys think i could like actually pass for like autism or something
07:00or am i gonna have to like walk in there okay well i'm having i'm having eye contact with you
07:07okay wait wait wait
07:14good evening what are you in for today uh i hear you're wanting a diagnosis
07:22autism and autism or adhd okay can you please just tell me a little bit about yourself
07:29and then am i gonna have to be like
07:34um
07:38i like trains like like am i gonna have to do this or
07:46am i gonna have to do a lot of research on trains for them to like give me the um
07:51am i gonna
07:53am i gonna have to do like okay wait what if we put chat on on
07:59i don't know just be yourself with it okay well i tried to get diagnosed with adhd
08:05uh at one point and they said i was too complex i need like something i need something i need
08:12something
08:14i need something
08:18um
08:21i need something maybe this this will do okay this will do this will do
08:32um
08:34more like extreme anxiety what is this guy talking about
08:38dude i i'm like i'm like practically never anxious anymore okay like you know when i was like
08:45one good thing about my my wage slave little cattle job
08:53is um is that i feel like it got me really out of my shell i guess i i feel
08:59like it really got me
09:00out of my shell
09:03tell them uh you sit in a pitch black room on a sunny day no i don't though because you
09:10need to go
09:12outside when it's it doesn't matter if you're like depressed you need to like go outside you need to go
09:19outside when it's sunny because uh it's like the pyramid of factual knowledge it's like um
09:30it's it's like there's the sun and then there's food and then there's like everything else but the
09:37sun is the most important oh my god why did that freeze i've got my stream on this side and
09:43then i've
09:43got like obs on that and it just like freezes the most terrible spot and now it's even more delayed
09:52ah okay okay
10:00adhd would be easier to get than autism but um but no but like they're not really gonna give me
10:10like retard money if i've just got adhd like they're just gonna give me meds um which is like bad
10:18but
10:19hey if i had adhd meds my streams would be so much better like uh anyways
10:27what if you just play support while your boyfriend works your job instead what does that mean uh i don't
10:34have i don't i'm not even answering that question shut the shut the up shut the up
10:40also guys what is like a good good time to stream is it like right now or is it in
10:45the morning if i do
10:46a book this is like my like my like minecraft time though and like i don't know do i really
10:52want to stream minecraft like i don't really that's like that's like that's like exclusive
10:59that's like exclusive minecraft's like exclusive like it's it's really cool though but it's like
11:05exclusive you cannot get in so i don't know if i'd stream that i've got a gate keep it i
11:13don't know
11:13what's going on what's going on um we have eight thousand and eighty twitch followers see i don't
11:27know if i've lost twitch followers or if i've gained them okay because if i look at this it's like
11:36blah blah blah has followed you one minute ago why how are all these people following me one minute
11:42ago am i on the twitch home page or like the screen am i in the explore page or something
11:47how are these people finding me or am i getting butted what's going on what's going on if you're
11:53a real person say hello in the 218 viewers what's going on anyways moving on from that moving on from
12:02that okay because i'm dragging it i'm dragging it and everyone's like ah k stream suck k stream suck
12:11all she does is complain all she doesn't go is complain okay that's so true all i do is complain
12:17there's nothing to be there's nothing to positively talk about
12:30okay
12:42now it's time to rechat uh it's almost 4am in canada what what uh
12:51right now it's good for aust but terrible for the us depends where your demographic's from
12:57what is this guy talking about okay uh beep boop okay all right uh
13:09uh huh yeah that is a lot of viewers based on how many followers you have
13:16dude i don't understand why people are gonna bot me why am i getting botted like why is this happening
13:23i'm gonna like stream on twitch soon so i can just like say whatever i want oh my god when
13:30i quit
13:30my job i'm gonna be saying everything i want that can't get me put in jail
13:39um
13:42are you streaming on a nokia brick
13:46yes basically no uh i don't know my internet just sucks my internet just sucks
13:51apparently i don't really know um honestly the lower lighting is good because it like
13:58i'm like hacked now so you can't really see like my wrinkles here
14:03my like creases here my eye bags ah it's good stuff good stuff
14:16i mean i can i can like stream at like this time i can stream at like in the morning
14:23for me
14:25i guess i don't know okay
14:31do i quit my job and lock into streaming though that's the question holy this is also what i wanted
14:36to talk about oh my god if i have to serve one more indian okay and then like one sudo
14:43fuck off holy shit like oh my god dude this fat fat indian comes into my work comes into my
14:56work
14:59do you have sudo oh my god and this guy stunk so bad disgusting okay okay okay so like like
15:10the
15:11counter is like here and then i'm standing like over here and he's like on the other side of the
15:17counter and i i could smell him from like like meters away meters away okay holy i i just can't
15:29i just don't want to deal with them i really don't want to deal with them i don't want to
15:35deal with them
15:36i don't i really don't want it's been a hard day it's been a hard day okay
15:53okay
15:58dude they're invading my town they're invading my town and it's not good
16:08you will get banned this stream i feel banned for what what what am i even getting banned for that
16:15i
16:15didn't say anything okay there was a there was a jeet there was a jeet okay am i gonna get
16:23banned
16:24i changed the wording okay is that a little bit better
16:29you should quit your job and move in with a future wealthy filmmaker he will get his avatar movie
16:38is this rad is rad in my chat right now bro this guy needs to stop this guy needs to
16:46stop brad's in my
16:47bad books brads in my bad books to be honest with you and now now that i've said this okay
16:56just wait
16:57there's gonna be like a post on like some chat guys nat and brin stuff and can't think he and
17:05like
17:05nat and brin and stuff and like uh nat and brin and like sturdy chin okay and uh stuff like
17:20that i don't
17:21know i don't know i don't i don't read his post bro ha ha dude i literally don't understand i
17:27i don't even
17:28know where too early for casual racism what about competitive racism what about that dude it's so
17:37delayed it's so delayed it's so okay why you smell indian some kind of fetish or what the
17:44fuck glorp i'm not going out of my way to smell indians i cross the street jeet i cross the
17:53street
17:53when i see a jeet okay i'm not going out of my way when one walks into my work and
18:01they're just
18:04the scent everywhere
18:12i you can't not smell it okay anyways don't talk about our cult on stream yes everyone uh if is
18:20anyone
18:21wanting to join the tockfu cabal hello hello what are we doing what are we doing
18:35yeah is uh anyone is anyone wanting to join the tockfu cabal okay uh we've actually we've actually got
18:42reduced membership fees right now uh hail hail the hedgehog i guess bruh hail hail the tockfu's bruh
18:55this is how it is this is how it is i kind of like like how i look more like
19:00with the flash directly on
19:02my face like this can't see my wallpaper i don't know actually my wallpaper is fine do you guys like
19:13my wallpaper do you guys like my wallpaper whoa you only start for a second there
19:29you're low-key speed running what am i even saying dude this is like every stream i'm just if i
19:36get
19:36permanently banned on twitch i'm just switching to kick like
19:44this is this is what's just gonna happen i'm gonna have like a
19:47audience on kick though because who actually who actually watches kick okay hassan recommended your
19:55stream bro i've been getting told that like cat boy carmy was talking about me on stream
20:04who the hell is this guy i got i got told he like when whenever i when i whenever i
20:10when i
20:10posted those like depressing youtube videos apparently he was saying like crazy stuff about them i don't know
20:18what's going on there what's the hedgehog's uh uh arm color what are you talking about
20:30um
20:41real advice okay don't quit your job
20:47why i hate my job it makes me feel like
20:51shit literally there's this one co-worker i will
20:55i will finish my shift with her and i will i will get home i will be in the car
21:02and i'll be like this
21:04okay i will get home and i will just start crying because
21:10she's evil she's evil she's evil she's evil so
21:17just stream on tiktok dude tiktok you get like banned for anything tiktok you get banned for anything bro
21:25okay oh yeah okay guys
21:30yeah no one's following me a kick so i mean like it's not even fun i can't throw up any
21:37romans i can't
21:39do anything i can't do anything so even if i was on kick i wouldn't be able to do that
21:47um
21:50a job is easier to replace than you think especially if you're trading one retail for another you could
21:55try and be a secretary or a dental assistant maybe i don't want to be a dental assistant
22:01do the problem is
22:05the problem is i hate people and i don't want to deal with any indians at all i just really
22:12don't um
22:19i've been following for years and i know if i ever did that you'd probably just crash out and delete
22:26everything and stop streaming what are you talking about what is this goon dirt person talking about
22:33what what am i what am i crashing out about uh saw the tweet with the clown makeup into click
22:39stream
22:39into no clown makeup where's it over there where is the clown makeup it just says hi it just says
22:47hi
22:49dude dude i don't see any banner where's the clown makeup stream on x what what did i post a
23:01tweet i did
23:02not i don't think so
23:11okay um
23:18i did not make any tweet about the stream i didn't i didn't do such thing anyways
23:29guys why is everyone telling me to get a job like
23:34dude what this this reminds me this reminds me of something my my teacher was talking about some
23:40oh uh next next term we're doing a unit on future careers and what job you're going to be getting
23:46in
23:46the future and i was like uh can i be like a wife and have kids and he's like nope
23:53you can't you can't do
23:55that why why can't i do that why can't i do that why is everyone telling me to get a
24:01job can't i just
24:03become a wife and have kids why can't i just do that low key though if i had kids i'd
24:13disappear off the
24:13internet though sure so why do you eat raw meat again dude i don't anymore i don't anymore it was
24:27so
24:27good i felt so great i felt amazing and uh it got too expensive got too expensive so
24:48i don't know why i did that um
24:53dude why are we at 315 viewers what's going on
25:01being a wife isn't a career to be honest i don't want a career though i don't want a career
25:08i
25:10why would i care why would i want to wage slave for the rest of my life why would i
25:15want to become
25:15like a cat lady oh my gosh i love my job i can't like to sit at my office chair
25:22for like hours all day
25:23i'm so excited i'm so excited to sit at my desk at my office job and write out some emails
25:32so excited
25:34guys i am so excited child child me dreamt of working you really think about it bro really
25:42think about it when you're a kid because i know there's probably some uggs in here
25:53okay yeah uh imagine your teen kids finding about can't think he what is this about
26:06i don't know who would let you mother their kids though guys i can be very maternal okay i patted
26:13a possum okay yesterday it was really cool it was i i guess i can like show you like a
26:19little bit
26:19of a video for it i can be very maternal okay exactly and i forgot the point i was saying
26:27i forgot the
26:28point i was saying but okay wait i can't show this one but uh okay uh there's this there's one
26:37he's like
26:38hanging down and he's like sniffing the camera i'm not gonna show the video though do you see this
26:45okay maybe you don't do you see this it's so it's so silly um
26:57just the reality k either that or be homeless i'd rather be homeless oh what what is wrong with the
27:02lighting what's happened what's happened what's happened okay what if we just whoa
27:10that uh the lighting just got fucked up apparently um
27:17can't i just be a twitch streamer guys can't i just be a twitch streamer
27:22dude the lighting has gotten fucked up and i don't know why this has pissed me off this has pissed
27:29me
27:48it's just these people you work with that addicts get a job outside with tasks to focus on i have
27:55a job
27:56with tasks that i focus on okay and i like my co-workers i just don't want to deal with
28:06the indians
28:07some of my co-workers anymore my my boss
28:15okay uh continue reading the chat um
28:20um some people just enjoy being a productive member of our society i guess what's productive
28:27about sitting behind a desk and typing emails okay um
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