00:00Why? Why? Por qué? For what purpose? So I am mad. I am mad online again. Once again, we are
00:08here,
00:09angry, jimmies rustled, stiltskins rumpled, booty blasted. So in 2016, one of the things,
00:17one of the biggest things that separated Trump from Hillary was their foreign policy. A lot of
00:23people I know voted for Trump because of his whole, bring the troops home, no more stupid wars,
00:31ay! So Trump seemed like a dove in comparison to Hillary's Hawkness. So like Trump was the whole
00:38pull the troops out guy. Are the troops pulled out? No. Pull out game week. They've just been
00:45moved around. And now 14,000 troops have been sent to the Middle East. Why? Because reasons,
00:57I guess. All I gotta say is, how are we gonna pay for it? The military budget is so beyond
01:04over bloated. We could literally cut it in half and we still have more than Russia and China
01:11combined. Like Tulsi always goes on about, we need to spend that money home in America. We need to
01:21spend all this money we're throwing at the fucking military industrial complex at home. Our
01:26infrastructure is crumbling. People are fucking dying. Take care of Americans before we go fight
01:32Saudi Arabia or fucking Israel's wars, please. Nobody asked how we're gonna pay for this shit ever.
01:38On stage, MSNBC, CNN, asking all the democratic candidates up on stage, how are we gonna pay for
01:44Medicare for our own citizens? Like every other goddamn developed nation on this planet. How are we
01:50gonna pay for it? How are we gonna pay for it? But then you get to the war question. It's
01:54like,
01:54Pete Buttigieg, how many nukes are you gonna throw at Iran? And Pete Buttigieg's like, heh. Oh,
02:00and by the way, how are we gonna pay for it? Apparently, Trump rolled out a new thing that takes
02:05welfare away from like 700,000 poor people. I guess that's how we're gonna pay for it. Because
02:12fuck them poors. Mommy military needs more money. Look at this shit on my own, my own goddamn mentions.
02:19Simple. He never cut military spending. You never cut the military because that's what keeps the
02:25country safe. I happily pay taxes for that. Hashtag Trump 2020. Yes, keep us safe. Please take my money.
02:35Who are we being kept safe from? Who? So in 2012, Trump tweeted a whole bunch of shit that was
02:43like,
02:44Obama's gonna try to start a war with Iran to stay president. Guys, Obama's gonna start a war in Iran,
02:50folks. Don't, don't fall for it. He's gonna start one to stay president. Now it's like, like not saying
02:56Trump will, but was that some projection? Hopefully not. Hopefully Trump doesn't make us go to war
03:02with Iran to get reelected because he doesn't need to. Literally all he has to do to get reelected is
03:09make sure like Biden or Buttigieg or Amy Klobuchar or any of the freaking neolibs get elected. Then he
03:16has a sure chance. Trump, if you're watching this, buddy, just sit back, let the DNC do what it does
03:23best. Elect some shitty ass hack so you can stay president and the media can keep raking in their
03:31money, talking about you, talking about your typos. You know, every, it's all good. All you gotta do is
03:38sit back, relax, eat popcorn, let the Democrats fight among themselves and then lose. We don't
03:43gotta go to war. Fucking neocons, dude. Neocons and neolibs. Non-neocon conservatives watching this
03:51right now. I know you, you don't approve of this Trump shit. I know you don't approve of sending
03:55more troops in. I know you don't. You know, he either lied to get your vote or he's been brainwashed
04:00by the neocons around him. Whatever the case, please go collect your man. Please let us not go
04:07to war with Iran. In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Amen.
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