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00:00It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not.
00:03Oh, hi, Mark.
00:05Beautiful. Thank you. Isn't it fabulous?
00:07I would do anything for my girl.
00:09Oh, hey, guys.
00:10Oh, hi, Danny. Nice to see you, Danny. I'm going to take a nap.
00:13Can I go upstairs, too?
00:15Danny, I think I'm going to join him.
00:18I've got some candles upstairs.
00:24Stop. No, stop.
00:25Do you have something else to do?
00:26I just like to watch you guys.
00:28Two is great, but three is a crowd.
00:29I don't love him anymore.
00:31Why don't you love him anymore?
00:32He's so boring.
00:33Darling, you can't support yourself.
00:35Hey, baby, how you doing?
00:36I like you very much, lover boy.
00:39Johnny's my best friend.
00:41I need you to make love to me.
00:42Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
00:44Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
00:46How much is it?
00:46It'll be $18.
00:47Here you go. Keep the change.
00:49Hi, doggie.
00:49You're my favorite customer.
00:50Thanks a lot. Bye.
00:52Why did you do this to me?
00:53Didn't you enjoy it?
00:55Is that for you?
00:56Did you get your promotion?
00:57Nah.
00:58Son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months.
01:01You need a drink.
01:02I don't drink. You know that.
01:04If you love me, you'll drink this.
01:08You're right. It tastes good.
01:10Ha, ha, ha.
01:13You have nice legs, Lisa.
01:15I'm wasted.
01:16Come on, make love to me.
01:18Oh.
01:18He got drunk last night and he hit me.
01:20Johnny doesn't drink.
01:21I'll be here in a few minutes.
01:22I've got five fucking minutes.
01:24My fucking money.
01:26What's going on?
01:28Take him to the police.
01:29Tell me everything.
01:30I bought some drugs off of him.
01:32What kind of drugs do you take?
01:33What the hell is wrong with you?
01:35I just needed some money.
01:36This is not the way you make money.
01:39You're not my fucking mother.
01:40Oh, boy.
01:41I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body.
01:44I did not hit her.
01:44It's not true.
01:45It's bullshit.
01:46I did not hit her.
01:47I did not.
01:49Oh, hi, Mark.
01:50She said that I hit her.
01:52What?
01:52Well, did you?
01:53No, it's not true.
01:54I used to know a girl.
01:55She had a dozen guys.
01:56One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital.
02:00What a story, Mark.
02:01I'm so happy I have you as my best friend.
02:04I just can't figure women out.
02:05Sometimes it's flat out stupid.
02:07Other times they're just evil.
02:08He's cranky today.
02:09Let's toss the ball around.
02:11I never hit you.
02:12You sure about that?
02:13I'm going to go upstairs and wash up and go to bed.
02:16How dare you talk to me like that?
02:18Why, Lisa?
02:19Why, Lisa?
02:20Please talk to me.
02:21Please.
02:22You're scaring me.
02:23You are lying.
02:24I never hit you.
02:25You are tearing me apart, Lisa.
02:27I had sex with someone else.
02:28How can they say this about me?
02:31I have a serious problem with Lisa.
02:33You should confront her.
02:34Love is blind.
02:35I have a girl.
02:36She's married.
02:37It's driving me crazy.
02:38Can I meet her?
02:39It's an awkward situation.
02:40She's too old?
02:41Or you think I would take her away from you?
02:44No.
02:44You're both weird.
02:45What's going on?
02:46See ya.
02:47Why are you smoking that crap?
02:49I think you know everything.
02:50You don't know shit.
02:51Who do you think you are?
02:52Grow up.
02:53Who do you call a kid?
02:54Fuck you.
02:54You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you?
02:56Am I wrong?
02:56What?
02:57What are you, nuts?
02:59Sorry.
03:00Well, you're right.
03:00Fuck.
03:01Don't see Lisa again.
03:02She's a sociopath.
03:03How was work today?
03:04We got a new client.
03:05What client?
03:06I cannot tell you.
03:07It's confidential.
03:08Anyway, how is your sex life?
03:10Can't talk about it?
03:12Come on.
03:12Hi, Mark.
03:13XYZ.
03:14What are you talking about?
03:15Examine your zipper.
03:16I want it all.
03:18You think you can get it all from Mark?
03:19If he can't give me what I want, somebody else will.
03:23Surprise!
03:27Everybody, let's go outside for some fresh air.
03:32What's going on here?
03:33Why are you doing this?
03:34I love him.
03:35I don't believe it.
03:36Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.
03:38You're going to destroy Johnny.
03:39He's very sensitive.
03:41I don't care.
03:42Thank you, Hannah.
03:42This is a beautiful party.
03:44You know how much I love you.
03:45Hey, everybody.
03:46We're expecting.
03:47There is no baby.
03:48What?
03:48I told them that to make it interesting.
03:50Whose baby is it?
03:51Is it mine?
03:52Just shut up.
03:53What are you doing?
03:54You really don't know, do you?
03:55Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark.
03:57What are you doing?
03:58None of your business.
03:59You're my future wife.
04:00She doesn't want to talk to you.
04:01Since when do you give me orders?
04:02Lisa changed her mind about you.
04:04We were just having fun.
04:05Don't worry about it, man.
04:06Don't touch me, motherfucker.
04:08Get out.
04:10Stop it.
04:11Come on.
04:12Get out of my house.
04:13I kill you.
04:14I kill you.
04:15You're just a chicken.
04:16Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip.
04:17Everybody betrayed me.
04:19I fed up with this world.
04:20You can come out now, Johnny.
04:22In a few minutes, bitch.
04:23Why don't you ditch this creep?
04:25I'm on my way.
04:26Who are you talking to?
04:27You little tramp.
04:28How could you do this to me?
04:30You little prick.
04:30I put up with you for seven years.
04:33Why, Lisa?
04:34Why, why?
04:35Why?
04:36Bitch.
04:45Wake up.
04:46I've lost him, but I still have you, right?
04:49If you don't have me, kill them tramp.
04:52You bitch!
04:53Johnny's dead!
04:55You can drop off the earth.
04:56Just leave.
04:57Both of you.
04:58Why?
05:05Chicken, Peter.
05:06You're just a little chicken.
05:08Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip.
05:12Who are you calling him a chicken?
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