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Roddy Piper in Immortal Combat re‑cut into a fast, chaotic, funny 5‑minute edit packed with retro action, meme timing, and VHS‑style madness. This remix turns the cult classic into pure comedy with over‑the‑top fight scenes, nostalgia energy, and unhinged edits that hit harder than the original. Perfect for fans of movie edits, retro action clips, and chaotic humor.#RoddyPiper #ImmortalCombat #MovieEdit #FunnyEdit #RetroAction
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Transcript
00:00Finally!
00:07God, he was ugly.
00:08Sayonara!
00:12Why didn't you sign it to Laney?
00:13Not yet.
00:17Something's wrong with this damn thing.
00:19Well, well, well.
00:20Whoa!
00:36Truth is, J.J. got shot.
00:38Captain, I had no choice.
00:40Ah!
00:47Some resort in the Caribbean had the same emblem.
00:49I think I'm gonna find what I'm looking for right here.
00:54Don't touch me.
00:55What?
00:56You gotta be in your ear.
00:59Nice move.
01:00I'm here to give a demonstration.
01:01What?
01:02For fighting ours.
01:03For who, man?
01:04Iberco.
01:05I could run this whole while.
01:06No, you're not.
01:07Oh, yeah!
01:08It doesn't look that bad.
01:09What is it they do down there, anyway?
01:10I'm told scientific research.
01:11You'll have to give me that camera.
01:12You sure can give a man a scare like that.
01:15My big, over-stuffed teddy bear.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Exactly which part of my anatomy?
01:19You're not.
01:20I'm not.
01:21I'm not.
01:22I'm not.
01:23I'm not.
01:24I'm not.
01:25I'm not.
01:26I'm not.
01:27I'm not.
01:28I'm not.
01:29I'm not.
01:30I'm not.
01:31I'm not.
01:32I'm not.
01:33I'm not.
01:34I'm not.
01:35That was a part of my anatomy.
01:36Who you gonna...
01:37...pay up for losing?
01:39Shhh!
01:40I need a full meal.
01:41Not a snack.
01:44The little reason?
01:45I do not...
01:46...use my gun.
01:48You were the shooter?
01:49You were the one that killed my mother?
01:51You are not going there.
01:53I reside.
01:54Son of a bitch.
01:55Be safe and come back to me.
01:57No!
01:58No!
01:59Oh!
02:00Oh, fuck!
02:01Oh, fuck!
02:02They stole the film.
02:03I took pictures before and after the fight.
02:05And you saw what that black man did to that Asian.
02:08Are those mine?
02:09What did they?
02:10He seems to have that quality.
02:12She had nothing.
02:15Where is she, you son of a bitch?
02:17Talk or I'm gonna bust your ass right here!
02:18You are out of your jurisdiction.
02:21You got the point, and here's mine.
02:27How'd I get back to Los Angeles?
02:29You are still on the island.
02:30What happened to you?
02:31Listen, I've been having one power to try.
02:34I developed a way to create an army of invincible warriors.
02:38If you can kill the subject and induce the drug at the proper moment,
02:43you in essence create a super warrior that's just about invincible.
02:46I thought you might be happy to see me.
02:51Yee-haw!
02:55Go kill him now!
02:57You run, we chase.
03:05I don't!
03:07Bring it.
03:08No!
03:10No!
03:12Sorry.
03:13Ah!
03:13Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:16Ah!
03:16Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:22Ah!
03:22Ah!
03:23Ah!
03:24Ah!
03:24Ah!
03:25Ah!
03:26Ah!
03:27Ah!
03:28Ah!
03:32Ah!
03:33Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom.
03:34I'm getting into you with a men's room...
03:36Ah!
03:37Ah!
03:37Ah!
03:38Ah!
03:39Ah!
03:39Ah!
03:40Ah!
03:40Ah!
03:41Ah!
03:42Ah!
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:48Ah!
03:49Ah!
03:50Ah!
03:51Oh, my God!
03:58Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01Back off!
04:02I'll break her neck like a twig!
04:04Back off!
04:05Oh, my God!
04:08Welcome back, my friend.
04:10All good things must come to an end.
04:13I can't do this.
04:14Like hell, I'm gonna leave you now.
04:16And I'm back!
04:18I'm gonna kill him or you son of a bitch!
04:20Oh!
04:22Oh, you want to taste blood, huh?
04:40Eat this!
04:41Die!
04:44No!
04:46No!
04:50Thank God.
04:53Waiting for your girlfriend?
04:54Ah, just a friend.
04:58Close your mouth, John.
05:08What are you doing in my room?
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