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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay, no, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:12Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it onto Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it onto Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a ring.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:52And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:15Better if I'm going to steal your girl.
03:22I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:31How's it, guys?
03:36Hi.
03:37I'm Hannah, right?
03:39Dad's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey. Bullshit.
03:50You get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you? What's your deal?
04:15Careful. Don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellsy.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:43Jules.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man. We have company.
05:00Sorry about him. This is even. This is me.
05:04I don't know what you want.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself.
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn. Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.
06:57Okay, uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Our sex is boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on.
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:14Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:46What about now?
10:48But what is the morality?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:58And do you decide to push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important?
11:01Whatever.
11:12And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:33Don't miss.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs.
11:44Loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the
12:00Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:02Woo hoo.
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:08Hmm.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring
12:17ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:42That is Dean and Beau for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Beau's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36I just got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:56Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:58Oh.
15:04Oh.
15:23How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me.
15:33And, uh, that's not a problem, cause I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
15:47I've only gotta be in.
15:47You mean, you've got some pee.
15:49You're not.
15:49You're not.
15:54I'm pretty much taller than me.
15:56You're not.
15:57Hey.
15:58Have fun.
16:05No, no, no.
16:07You're not.
16:10Hey!
16:11You're not.
16:11can i help you uh no i'm i'm here for garrett oh i don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18uh definitely not a girlfriend um i'm his philosophy tutor well then you can stay
16:28not going easy on him are you no sir good do your best we need him out there i'm sorry
16:34can't you just
16:36speak to his professor or dean or whatever if it's so important that he play i mean he didn't want
16:43me
16:43to what why do you know who his dad is some hockey player one of the best defensemen in nhl
16:54history
16:55garrett's last name carries weight he knows the spotlights on him so he busts his ass to prove
17:02that he's earned his place thanks for your time hey thought we had a session weight room
17:18better hurry garrett's tutor
17:39hey you know i don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes i'm sorry sitting down for that
17:44long must be so draining i will reschedule okay hold on hold on i can multitask i'll just be uh
17:52locking out while studying lock really you can i've got a lot to cover and i've never met a guy
17:58who can
17:59genuinely do two things at once well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
18:04that was a joke jesus you know if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't
18:14freak out when i tease you we need to practice practice practice what teasing
18:20we'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products forget your oat milk this is serious
18:26you blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
18:51see nothing not bad but what about when we kiss you're very sure of yourself oh right
19:02your terms your terms no kissing
19:10what's wrong graham thought you said we needed practice
19:28don't blush
19:41don't blush
19:52so this is tutoring what no uh yes uh he was just trying to prove a point it kind of
20:04feels like i just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15i'm gonna kiss you
20:19okay
20:30am i blushing now
20:45it's here folks our first away game of the season the briar hawks have dominated the chatham
20:51lovers in the past but since it's de la rente's birthday today we all know his mind is already on
20:56the after party am i right but we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:01friar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah i know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite i swear
21:27just stick by jules i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time thanks
21:36hey here we go you got this boys come on now this is a tough game for the clovers folks
21:42hey hey right here right here
21:43let's get a fucking go
21:46come on baby hey hey jeez
21:50hey here we go fire has control of the puck
21:52logan logan there you go logan back to graham
21:54move it move it
21:54i'm moving i'm moving
21:55graham's back to logan
21:56these two are passing it back and forth like formidia during a welcome week
21:59come on guys let someone else have a turn it's only fair
22:07denied damn so close
22:09chadden tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:12but graham's right there with the interception
22:14come on g pass it up
22:17good take it up take it up
22:19graham takes the loan in
22:22yes
22:25whoa
22:27puff absolutely pounding the chadden clovers
22:34he's good
22:36yeah problem is he knows it
22:41fuck about
22:42hot
22:42huh
22:48yeah
22:55hey
23:00let's go set him up
23:08Right here.
23:15You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey, damn money.
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damn money.
23:26Damn money.
23:28Damn money.
23:29Damn money.
23:29Damn money.
23:31Damn money.
23:32Damn money.
23:33Damn money.
23:35Damn money.
23:37Damn money.
23:40Come on, maverick.
23:43Come on.
23:44Come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love, in love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:02Yes, ma'am.
24:04Yes, ma'am.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:10Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21Because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Of any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You'll care.
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:38I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots.
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, you're cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly.
25:13So we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:15That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:20It's okay.
25:29We're about to my eyes, tell these.
25:32OK, let's go.
25:35OK, let's go.
25:36OK, let's go.
25:42Woo!
25:44Yeah.
25:47Hey, let's go.
25:49Jesus.
25:50Relax.
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:11A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend,
27:28so, not really.
27:30John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right, um, but, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flu, as they do when
27:41people, um, sorry, what, what, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Bro be the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long, couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:20Thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32Okay.
29:33That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good work.
29:43It's real.
29:45Hmm.
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh, my God!
30:52Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your sis, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:16Step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop.
31:26Keep it moving.
31:27Put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:35You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York.
31:45Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I see me, I see me, I see me, I see me, I see me, I see me, I see
32:05me, I see me, I see me, I see me.
32:20Okay.
32:20We dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesley.
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:05Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:15I can't get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:20I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me, no good for me, no.
34:34Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:38Oh.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49My apology accepted.
34:50Didn't.
34:50No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:54Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're pizza shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right, you should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed, I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours, see you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago, take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:11They let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?
38:24Oh my God.
38:24No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:48Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12And you know
40:14Free
40:16Free
40:19He centered me
40:21He centered me
40:42Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:58I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I-I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I-I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:42It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure, as long as it's still mine
42:33I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Justin
42:39Yeah, I mean, just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:47Okay, yeah, whatever you say
42:49Constantly concealing
42:51What will never be so
42:55There is no fighting one
42:58It takes much sweeter
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:06Huh?
43:07Huh?
43:08Huh?
43:08Huh?
43:09Huh?
43:11Huh?
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah.
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
44:57Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:24Yeah.
45:27I'm a cold night and I want to be close to the heat. I don't want to get burned. I
45:34don't want love like that. But I can't go any further till I start coming back. I'm a rock star
45:42and I'm never around when you need. Like a race car driving away from the scene. Does she want me
45:51to stay? Does she want me to pack? You can't push me any further.
45:57Till I start coming back.
45:59Turn me around. Right up. Side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me. I feel
46:10so for you. I want to spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start
46:24coming back to you.
46:27I'm an addict. I'm addicted to her and to me. She's a magnet. Pulling me under the sheets. If I
46:36hold you too close, we'll do good things to go. Don't matter what happens. Wherever we end up, we'll come
46:43right back.
46:44Turn me around.
46:48Turn me around. Right up. Side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me. I feel
46:55so for you. You're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start
47:10coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around. Right up. Side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so for you. You're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around. Right up. Side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so for you. You're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:06You push me in circles to the edge of the earth.
48:36You push me in circles to the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge
48:43of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the
48:43edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of the edge of
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