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Two Weeks in August S01E04
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00:00Someone's made a complaint at HR.
00:02Essentially the complaint is about me.
00:04My dad just turned 42.
00:07Don't give a shit how old you are.
00:09Dan did something he probably regrets now.
00:11You think he kissed her?
00:13Jess told me everything.
00:15Something's happening to me.
00:16I've been kind of seeing things.
00:19You are the best person that I know.
00:23I don't want to be good anymore.
00:26I want to be happy.
00:32You are the best person that I am catching up
00:40You are the best person.
00:43I can't believe it.
00:46So you are the best person that I am.
00:46Your light is still on my way.
00:47Yeah, it's for you to see me.
00:52I want to be happy.
00:54You are the best person you are.
00:56I want to be happy too.
01:21Oh
01:21Can someone tell me why we're here because when push people invite you to their party you go
01:26Is it definitely fancy dress? I mean it better be certainly not just drinks and nibbles is it no no
01:32It was on the invitation. Did we RSVP?
01:35I don't think we did it
02:04Oh
02:07Well, what would everyone like to drink G&T's vino or who wants to try some of my punch I
02:14call this
02:14My June debacle now
02:18It's lethal
02:21It's lethal
02:22Good girl
02:23Who's next?
02:26Aphrodite am I right?
02:28Yeah
02:28You can always rely on Aphrodite to bring the party
02:32Where's hubby? Is he babysitting?
02:35It's not babysitting when they're your kids is it?
02:39Absolutely not
02:41Your house is amazing
02:43Oh god, it was a total hovel when we first bought it but now we adore it
02:47Oh we do, we do
02:48Please, go and mingle
02:51I love that you brought your rent, boy
02:54Sorry?
02:57Oh, hello, come in
02:59Hi
03:00Welcome, punch for this one too
03:02Oh, thank you
03:03Of course
03:03Oh, you both came as Aphrodite, was that deliberate?
03:08Oh, well I thought she was going to do the sheet too but, um, it's fine
03:13This is gorgeous
03:15Oh, um, yeah, it's from home
03:17Good for you
03:19And what's this one come as?
03:22I'm the Minotaur
03:24Not playing the game, eh?
03:26It's a gods and monsters party, isn't it?
03:29I mean the game, darling
03:38Where the fuck are we?
03:40And where have all these people come from?
03:42Oh, come on, it's funny
03:45We're having a random adventure like we used to
03:47Single girls together again
03:50I'm free
03:51It's a big moment for me
03:53Yeah
03:54How do you mean?
03:57We've broken up
03:59What?
04:01We've split up and broken up
04:02No you haven't, you had an argument
04:03Do you think we should stay out here or is it more fun inside?
04:06You've got kids
04:07What's going to happen to them?
04:09It'll be fine, we'll co-parent
04:13Like, it was just a kiss
04:15I know you're upset
04:16I'm not upset
04:18I'm relieved
04:19I'm excited, I'm so excited
04:22This is one of those nights
04:23Where you don't know what's going to happen
04:33She's being weird, isn't she?
04:35They've split up
04:38What?
04:40Actions have consequences, Jessica
04:56Hey
04:57Hi
04:59Can you come in the pool now, Daddy?
05:01No, not now
05:04Sorry
05:06Do you ever stay in bed like when you hurt your leg?
05:10No
05:12No
05:13I'm just a bit tired
05:15Hey, can you go find Leia?
05:26Come on
05:28Come on
05:42You're coming
05:45I made a kiss
05:48I think that goes all the way
05:49Yeah, it goes on and on
05:50They love the tape
05:52That's amazing!
05:54They want me to go to LA for a chemistry read
05:55I knew they'd want you, well done
05:58You look beautiful, by the way
06:00Oh, thanks
06:05It's a film based on those books you love
06:08Chardonnay
06:09Yeah, yeah, um
06:11I've sort of grown out of those, but um
06:14But that's amazing
06:17I think we should celebrate
06:19Yeah, you need to have more fun
06:21Come with me, come on
06:51You just weave up, wait through
06:52Have you seen him?
06:54Oh God!
06:57Oh God!
06:59Oh really?
07:00Yeah, oh you two, yeah
07:01This is one of my mean ads, Claire
07:04Wonderful painter
07:06Animals, mostly
07:07Lots of her work all around the place
07:09Oh, watch out for Claire when it comes to Sparagmos
07:13It's when everyone goes mad and tears each other apart
07:16Oh, it's the, um, after party if you will
07:19Hmm
07:21Deathless Aphrodite, oh terrible enchantress
07:24Nice
07:24This is from Arachne's little harbour atelier, isn't it?
07:29So expensive, but woven from the lunar silk moths, it'll last forever
07:34Oh, who have you come as?
07:37Oh, I don't do fancy dress
07:39I'm an actor
07:39Oh, of course you are, looking like that
07:41When we've seen you in anything
07:43We love, um, gritty urban drama, it's our favourite genre
07:48He, um, he's about to play a centaur actually
07:51Oh, well, why shouldn't you?
07:53Anyone can play anything now, can't they?
07:54It's fabulous how many more opportunities there are in the arts for people from all over the world, all different
07:59kinds of backgrounds
07:59You went to Harrow, so
08:03Goodness
08:05You're an old boy too
08:07I knew it
08:08Oh, God, stop banging on about your bloody school, no one cares, am I right?
08:14Thank you, my boy
08:17How long have you been married?
08:20Oh, God, no, we're not
08:22No
08:22We're not married, we just
08:24Do you know what, you should do fancy dresses
08:26I've seen this
08:27Oh, come on
08:28There is
08:29There is no
08:33Yes
08:36You look amazing
08:37Thanks
08:38I look at you
08:41Do you know, I was thinking
08:45Cheers
09:04Good afternoon, or evening, what time is it there?
09:08Hi Natalie, thanks for coming on at such a short notice
09:10You're so welcome
09:11I've got Greg with me
09:13Hi Natalie, I've jumped in on this, so I had to move pretty quickly up through the levels, as you
09:18can imagine
09:18Nice to see you, Greg
09:19And I've also got Suzanne, Sarah, Dominique and Maria, the whole senior management team, who obviously you know
09:25Ah, yes
09:26Hi guys
09:27Hi Matt
09:29Let's start with the nature of the complaint, which is in and of itself extremely serious, as it involves an
09:35accusation of sexual harassment
09:37Sorry, what?
09:38We understand the complainant was primarily concerned with unwanted comments on his appearance
09:42This, I'm totally
09:44And the subsequent unwanted contact with them? It would be great to get your take on that
09:48Well, they've been away
09:49Did you send something to his home address?
09:52What?
09:52Did you send a box of baked goods? He said they arrived this morning
09:55Oh, yes, the cupcakes, but they were just a gesture of goodwill
09:59The victim feels that these were intended to put pressure on him and to drop him the complaint
10:03The victim? Debbie, this is me
10:06He's also celiac, so it could be construed as menacing or an act of coercion
10:09Why would I be coercing him?
10:11Well, unfortunately, we are going to have to escalate this to a formal grievance and suspend you pending a full
10:16investigation
10:17Are you serious?
10:22Oh, sorry
10:23Oh, no, no, after you
10:24Please
10:25Thanks
10:37So you're here on holiday?
10:39Yeah
10:40And how do you know the hosts?
10:43I'll be dying
10:43Oh
10:45They like to collect people
10:50Like
10:50King and a queen
10:52They gather a court around them
10:55Very strange
11:01Thank you
11:02Cheers
11:07More than likely
11:08Well, maybe the family
11:10Hey
11:11Hey
11:12Can I talk to you quickly?
11:15Yeah
11:15Yeah
11:28Are you following me around?
11:36You're having a good time?
11:42Oh
11:42Oh, uh, Avery, can you give us a moment, please?
11:50And you
11:51Uh, all stars need to say please
11:55Please
12:11I'm sorry
12:14I'm sorry
12:14What for?
12:17Uh, well, I mean
12:20Dan made a mistake
12:23But I'm sorry about that
12:26I know it's made things weird
12:28And I'm just
12:28I really am
12:29I'm just
12:29I'm so sorry
12:33So I apologise
12:35You did me a favour
12:37Seriously
12:39Thank you
13:07Thank you
13:16Thank you
13:23Yeah?
13:31Guys, where's Leia?
13:32Come on, you shouldn't be out here without an adult
13:35What?
13:36What are all the screaming?
13:37Someone had my cake
13:40Okay
13:42Um
13:45Henry, did you eat this cake?
13:48It's important, Henry
13:49You have a nut allergy and there are nuts in this, aren't there?
13:52Did you eat it?
13:54Who ate it?
13:57Guys, you're not in any trouble, just tell me
13:58Did Henry have any at all?
14:00No
14:01Yes
14:02Um
14:02What does that mean?
14:05Uh, what do we do now, Henry?
14:06Um
14:07How bad is your allergy?
14:09How long does it take to happen?
14:10Minutes or
14:12No?
14:13Leia, we'll know
14:14Leia!
14:26I think I've just been worrying about what other people think too much, you know?
14:30I mean, I've been worrying about that all my life
14:32I hear that
14:35There's a lot of shame attached
14:37Exactly
14:39When you start thinking about your relationship history and maybe it's you, you know, maybe you're picking wrong people
14:45Right, you blame yourself
14:47But actually it's not your fault if other people aren't ready to commit to you
14:51And just because someone's your age or older, it doesn't mean they're more mature or ready for a relationship
14:57I mean, we know that, right?
14:59You still get blindsided and hurt
15:03It's like, how do you let yourself trust someone?
15:06How do you know?
15:07You know?
15:09It's scary
15:11But I think you do know
15:14Who cares what other people think?
15:17Maybe you have to take a risk
15:19And trust it
15:24Thank you
15:27No, no, no, no, no, don't drink that
15:30You don't know what's in it
15:37Henry, how do you feel? Will you just talk to me, please?
15:39Is he gonna be okay?
15:40I don't know
15:43Okay, look, can you, do your lips, do they feel balloony?
15:48Your throat, open your mouth
15:50Okay, airway, is it constricted at all?
15:53Okay, do you have an EpiPen?
15:56No, where do you want me now to keep the medicine?
15:59Oh, Jesus
16:02Oh
16:06Guys, come on!
16:08Okay, look, I'll take you to mommy
16:12Why is there never any reception?
16:16What's happening?
16:18Where the fuck have you been?
16:20I had to make a phone call
16:23He ate nuts, he's fucking got a nut allergy
16:25He doesn't have a nut allergy
16:28What?
16:30Just thinks he has a nut allergy because all the other kids have it
16:33It's fashionable
16:35And he puked one time when he ate a whole jar of peanut butter
16:40Oh my God
16:44Where are you going?
16:45Paris
16:47Yeah?
16:47What?
16:48Uh, we?
16:49No?
16:55You alright?
17:10What is this place?
17:13Come on, come on, come on
17:17Look at this
17:25Wow, that's...
17:27Wow, that's...
17:29I wanna see that bedroom
17:31Come on
17:59I'm going
18:03Things have happened in here
18:05Oh, they definitely have
18:08Shut the door
18:17Who's this guy?
18:19Wow
18:21Hmm
18:22Terrifying
18:26Is he alright?
18:28Is he alright?
18:28Is he doesn't...
18:29Doesn't look comfortable?
18:37Oh my God
18:40Is that door?
18:41No
18:42Why?
18:43Definitely means something, right?
18:46Yeah
18:47Yeah
18:56Hide, come on, come on
18:59Come on, come on
19:01Come on, come on
19:17Do you remember graduation night?
19:20I ran off and climbed that tree and you found me hiding up there
19:25And you didn't say what you're doing
19:29You just laughed and climbed up next to me
19:35And we watched the sun come up
19:39Do you remember that?
19:43I do remember
19:47You're always very...
19:51Funny
20:08I just don't understand why you can't stay until, like, tomorrow
20:13I told you, why
20:14I don't need this shitty job
20:15I have a trust fund
20:17And why would I stay, huh?
20:19For you?
20:21Leia, don't go
20:23He's really upset
20:24Can't you see that?
20:25Does that not bother you at all?
20:26Hola, he's not my kid
20:27Okay?
20:28Look, I'm sorry, Henry
20:29You're a good boy
20:30But your parents don't look after you very well
20:33Huh?
20:34They're all very selfish
20:35Oh, I'm sorry, we're selfish
20:37I don't have kids
20:40You're so busy looking up your assholes that you don't even see what you have in your hands
20:44Is that like a French saying, or...?
20:47It's fine, okay
20:49You're right
20:50Let's go
20:53How will you even get to the airport?
20:55There's a boat today, and my dad booked me a taxi
20:58Good for you
20:59Godspeed
21:00I can do this
21:01I'll be fine
21:03Au revoir
21:06Bonsoir
21:21You look nice in those trousers
21:25Now, did that make you feel uncomfortable?
21:28Absolutely not
21:28Did he look good in the trousers?
21:32Yes, but apparently I should have said the trousers look good, not him, because then apparently it wouldn't be sexual
21:40harassment
21:41No one's allowed to flirt anymore
21:43No, it's not like I'm his boss
21:47I mean, technically I'm his line manager
21:50Dave should be flattered
21:53Ancient civilizations understood the anarchic nature of courtship
21:57When Zeus wanted Ganymede, he just transformed into an eagle, picked him up in his talons and had his wicked
22:04way with it
22:05Ganymede didn't mind, he'd just been fucked by a god
22:07Yes, sure
22:08Well, all the gods are at it
22:11They'd all be cancelled now, I dare say
22:14They definitely would
22:15Dave sounds like a snivelling little snowflake to me
22:19Yes
22:19You know what to do
22:33Oh
22:34It's ringing
22:38Hi, Debbie
22:40It's Natalie
22:42Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you?
22:46I just want to say
22:48Fuck your job
22:52Bye
22:54Yes
22:55Yes
22:57Yes
22:59Who wants a normal job like that anyway, darling?
23:03When things go wrong, sell up, move, start again
23:08It's always been my rule of thumb
23:10Yeah
23:15I just quit my job
23:17I'm free
23:21Congratulations
23:22Thank you
23:28We're like out in the world, like connection, it's so
23:32Hi
23:32This is Andros
23:36Hey
23:37Hi
23:37Have you seen how late it is?
23:39How the hell did that happen?
23:40This place is a time warp
23:44Oh, this is
23:45This is my husband, Stefanos
23:47Hi
23:48Hi
23:50And this is Jacob, my boyfriend
23:54Hi
23:55Hey
23:56Someone's hosting their own divorce party
24:01Jesus, having a good time
24:02I think
24:03I think when you end a marriage
24:04You have to process it your own way
24:07What do you mean, end a marriage?
24:09You haven't heard?
24:10It's sad
24:11But sometimes, if you're not happy
24:13It's better to be apart, isn't it?
24:15It's unfair to stay, actually
24:20Hey!
24:25Can you come down?
24:27Come up!
24:28No
24:30Get down, please
24:31Come on, come on
24:32Come on
24:32I'm serious
24:34Come on
24:37I mean, it's not even dangerous
24:41What the hell's going on?
24:44What?
24:45I didn't know you and Dan
24:48Oh, yeah
24:51Why didn't you say anything?
24:54I don't know
24:57It's not
25:00It's not
25:00You can't just do that
25:03You can't just do that to Dan
25:06It's not alright, you know?
25:09You need to stop
25:10Take a minute and think about what you're doing
25:14And I mean that in the best way as your friend
25:19Is everything alright?
25:22Yeah, yeah
25:23Yeah
25:36I think it's sometimes helpful when you feel overwhelmed to think that
25:41You're just a tiny speck in a huge, mysterious universe
25:46And it's okay not to understand it
25:50All you need to do is just be present
25:54In the now
25:57Breathing
26:00You know?
26:01integration
26:20Um, we were thinking
26:23If you guys would like to come upstairs with us
26:27Oh right
26:29I mean, wow, thank you. That's so kind of you.
26:52Your dad wants to go.
26:59He has to leave in the morning.
27:03I'm sorry if that's both the rest of the holiday for you.
27:11Probably won't feel that different though.
27:13I know.
27:31You know, if you wanted your first time to be on this holiday tonight,
27:34it would be a good time to do it.
27:38A hot random at a mad party.
27:40You have a good story to tell when you're older.
27:44Obviously, that's the best you can hope for, really.
27:46I know.
27:47I don't even know if he likes me.
27:49Um, of course he likes you.
27:56I'll take care of your dad for you.
28:00Just go for it.
28:01I know.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:18I know.
28:19I know.
28:36having a moment darling if you're feeling sick best to do a Roman bomb
28:42bring it all up now and then you can start again with the body and coke I'm
28:48sorry I don't really know I'm doing it thanks got a bit wrong no sweetheart are
28:56they being mean I can see you're a very emotionally challenging moment in your
29:04life you're a bud trying to bloom a caterpillar trying to wriggle out of your
29:11little chrysalis and become a big sexy butterfly but they won't let you will
29:19they I'm happy you found these three you know who they are don't you yeah the
29:28mori the fates Clotho Lachesis and atropos the maiden the mother the hag they
29:38decide your destiny when you're born the golden thread is your life and when
29:43atropos cuts the thread that's when you die
29:48but death isn't necessarily bad darling it can mean change transformation like the
29:55hanging man in taro I've kind of been seeing them around since I got here well that's because they're trying
30:07to tell you something aren't they yeah
30:12what do you think they're trying to tell me they're your connection to all the
30:18mysteries of your future they sent you signs and you have to trust them follow
30:24them let them lead you this island is deeply connected to the mori of course
30:31there's a temple here where offerings were made to them sometimes even sacrifices
30:40I think I think I've been here before and I think there's a reason I came back here
30:46so do I I see you darling I know that you're a seer like me you see because you seek
30:58you're a huntress and tonight you hunt
31:29It's mondo
31:46It's funny
31:49I'm the king and boat
31:57that a big day
31:57it's is the game
31:57it's the game
31:58you think it's not just an an app
32:07who wants to play a game I do that's my girl in this jar there are two black
32:19stones the two who pick them out must kiss each other sort of ancient Greek
32:27spin the bottle if you like and it's compulsory
32:40all right yeah
33:13job oh that would have been fun
33:21never mind never mind
33:32look at that
33:46go on you know you want to
34:00oh here we are
34:09oh
34:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
34:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
35:38Oh, oh, oh.
35:41Oh, oh, oh.
36:18Oh, oh, oh.
36:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:43Oh, oh, oh.
37:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:38Oh, oh, oh.
38:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:14Oh, oh, oh.
38:15Oh, oh, oh.
38:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:07You made the wrong choice, my friend.
39:11My wife is the most beautiful woman here.
39:17She is a goddess.
39:24Now get the fuck out of my house.
39:26Put the gun down.
39:29I want him out of my house.
39:31I mean, who does he think he is?
39:34Coming in here, trying to sully your daughter.
39:42It's a disgrace.
40:02His face!
40:06Come on, music!
40:19Music!
40:21Thank you, guys.
40:28I really enjoyed that.
40:49Let's go.
40:51What? What are you doing?
40:52I'm getting ahead.
40:54No, stay. The party's not over yet. The night is young.
40:58Stop me. Seriously.
41:00It's time to go home.
41:23So open up the door.
41:28Cause we've time to give.
41:30And I'm feeling it so much more.
41:37Open up your door.
41:43Open up your door.
41:50Love is so hard to find.
41:56And even harder to define.
42:03Oh, open up the door.
42:10And I've never been so sure.
42:17Open up your door.
42:24Open up your door.
42:37Open up your door.
42:50Oh, my God.
43:37Oh, my God.
43:43Oh, my God.
44:22Oh, my God.
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