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The Only Way is Essex - Season 36 Episode 9
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00:09Oh
00:21This thing I'll come over I don't really know if I want to speak to you right this second to
00:25be honest with you
00:25We're talking about not showing you with messages in a group chat. Oh my god. I'm gonna buy mental
00:40So this is thing called scream therapy, right? You need sizing you have to shout out all the things that
00:46you're holding in three two one
01:02Oh
01:02So you and Amber all right, Amber got really upset because she knows she's guilty no
01:06No, I don't think so. I think it was more she's the one that spoke so someone somewhere
01:10It's not telling the do you believe that come on now. We ain't all Harry's fault and it ain't all
01:15Amy's fault
01:16It's Amy lying. Amy's not lying
01:19Oh
01:22Welcome to break my plate night. Wow
01:28Enjoy
01:33No, it's a lot. No, it's yummy. Thanks. I think that's my real best friend says
01:48This is Ella's eating mess
01:52Lauren's flower. Thank you
01:56Looks disgusting, but it tastes
02:00That's unreal. Lovely. Thanks guys
02:03Love eating. No, it's actually nice. This is great Ella. This is really nice
02:07I mean, I can't really find
02:08We've actually all we've all done really well. No, I'm proud of us. It's been a lovely evening. It has
02:14We've all got creative in the kitchen. We have cooking brings you all together. Yeah, I agree
02:20So who won Ella? Well, the winner is hey, why?
02:30Just me
02:31I'm taking a happy now. I'm not being funny. Cheers Danny with it
02:37Thank you all for coming
02:53Shoulders back deep breath in
02:58Lovely nice big stretch
03:01I'm so strong. I'm so strong
03:06You know, I was thinking earlier I actually really needed this as I've decided that I'm not good at any
03:11sports
03:13But I'm okay at this
03:15But I need to start doing something because my mind's been so scatty. I actually that I am all right
03:20at this
03:20You are good. You are good at pilates. It's good for the soul. It is good for the soul. I
03:26do feel better to be fair
03:27Well, what about the delivery at the door this morning? The flowers
03:32I mean that wasn't on my bingo card today
03:35No listen
03:35I can appreciate that Harry sent me flowers. Do I think it might be too little too late? Yeah. I
03:41mean I don't need flowers
03:42I need my friends
03:43It's an olive branch
03:44Yeah
03:45But at the end of the day it's up to you if you want to take it or not
03:47And if you're not feeling up to it then you have every right to decline
03:51I just feel like as much as he has sent me the flowers and it was a kind gesture. I'm
03:55still very much like
03:58You can't erase the last three weeks
04:00We sorted things out in Vietnam as far as I was concerned. You went to Dubai and plucked out a
04:04few more problems
04:06Maybe he's started to realize that actually this has come from somewhere
04:10I've been called a mole in the camp
04:11No one wants to admit who called me the mole
04:13But someone did call me the mole because otherwise it wouldn't have just come out of nowhere
04:16You want to say that Amber said stuff in the group chat
04:19But then you want to backtrack and say Amber didn't say stuff in the group chat
04:21You knew about the stuff that was said in the group chat
04:22And it is all negative
04:23He still knew that I called him weird
04:26Even though I didn't call him weird, I called him strange, someone else called him weird, but whatever
04:28He still knew things that got back to Amy
04:31And now him and Amy are both
04:33It's like it's like a blame game. It's who's blaming what and how and it's just it's really infuriating and
04:38I literally
04:38I just feel like it's just an Amy, Harry and Amber problem to deal with now
04:42Yeah, 100%
04:43I feel like that was the last thing I needed to say to Amy
04:45Amy is very much like you still need to speak to Harry, you still need to speak to Harry
04:48And it's just like I'm a very low maintenance friend
04:50You know what I'm like I actually can't be a high maintenance friend
04:53And I think all this has made me realize is when people want to take the validation they do
04:58And the minute that they no longer get validation they get honesty
05:01They don't want to take it from me so I just I can't I can't change who I am
05:04I've been like this for however many years
05:06I'm not gonna start changing for people all of a sudden
05:08Yeah, but like I obviously I want you to like get to a place where you're okay
05:12Do you know what I mean?
05:13I'm a grudge holder
05:14What?
05:15I'm a July baby
05:16I'm a grudge holder
05:17I just I don't I don't I'm just not ready
05:19Yeah
05:30I like that how they've done everything blue
05:32Yeah, so we've got some nice body wash
05:34And I've got pajamas I'm gonna put them on tonight
05:36Yeah, what do you think of the blue? Be honest because we haven't had much blue
05:40I'm not massive on blue
05:40Everything's personalized
05:41All right, here we go
05:43Am I ready?
05:44Girls hello
05:44Are you going?
05:45Are you going?
05:46Hey girls come on in
05:48Hi
05:49Hi
05:50There's a riff raff George
05:51The riff raff survived
05:52Hello
05:53I was looking forward to a nice quiet afternoon
05:57Well not now because we're here
05:59Me and Jordan have just been looking through all the baby stuff
06:02It's really really cute
06:04Is it getting real now?
06:05Yeah
06:05Yeah, but we're just this time we don't know whether we're like blue parents or not
06:09Oh no, them sucks
06:10I know
06:10It does make it feel real now
06:11I can't
06:11The little tiny thing
06:12I'm starting to get that like nesting
06:15Oh yeah
06:16The nesting
06:16You're gonna wanna get rid of everything
06:18Change everything
06:19The house is annoying us
06:21You need to do stuff for yourself
06:23100%
06:24Whatever makes you happy
06:26Thank you girls
06:27What's that? Is he kicking?
06:28Yeah
06:28It's cause he knows
06:30It's all the voices
06:31He can hear his Essex eyes
06:32Hello darling
06:34He thinks he's in
06:35Has the Wilson been moving?
06:37Have you seen that?
06:38Well, funny because last time we actually got a scan
06:40It was a gender scan so we couldn't see anything
06:43What's the Wilson?
06:44The windmill?
06:46The Wilson?
06:46Oh yeah
06:46The big boy
06:48The Cora
06:49The penis
06:49I've seen the what?
06:51It's down there already
06:51The scan it's definitely a boy
06:54He's definitely a boy
06:56Did you ever get scared for birth or not?
06:58I couldn't sleep
06:59I was traumatised
07:00I've got the video if you wanna see it
07:02Well, yeah, I've showed him Laurence
07:03No, I didn't get the puss out
07:05No, you won't see that
07:06You don't see the puss
07:07Yours ain't bad though
07:08I was screaming
07:09No, I was screaming like
07:11Nessa Rockgaffin and Stacey
07:12Is it put you off one and one yet?
07:14The thought of birth does scare me
07:16But I think I would have a C-section
07:18You don't want that
07:19But I think
07:20You know what?
07:21Amber, I think in the next two years
07:24It could happen
07:25Honestly, it can happen like that
07:27She wants to ring first
07:28Yeah, I wanna be engaged with us
07:30But to be honest
07:30I'm looking at my phone thing
07:31It's gonna tell me how old I am
07:32How old even am I?
07:33I'm 33 this year
07:35I'm 36, so you've got time
07:36No, no, I've got time
07:37I'm not rushing
07:38And I'm not stressed at all
07:39I'm excited for that chapter of my life
07:41I can't wait
07:41I'm not
07:42Little baby 18
07:43Oh my God
07:44Oh my God
07:46She'll be like
07:46Oh my God
07:47It was just sick on me
07:48I'm like
07:49Oh my God
07:50What am I gonna do?
07:51It was just like sick all over my Missoni
07:54And I don't really know what to do
07:56Liv
07:57We'll cross that bridge when I come to it
08:00And we can all make the jokes then
08:01Babies, babies, babies
08:15Oh, Lauren
08:16I'm just happy to have a lunch with you
08:18Oh, same
08:19Just us
08:20You look lovely
08:21Thanks, babe
08:21Very glowing
08:22The brown's your colour
08:23Love the brown, yeah
08:24Let's have a look
08:25I've been trying to read it
08:26Hold on
08:27So, guys, you know what you'd like to eat?
08:29Can we get two of the masala fries?
08:31Yeah
08:31Can't wait
08:32What's your name?
08:33My name's Connor
08:34Thanks, Connor
08:35Connor
08:35I take that one?
08:36Yeah, lovely
08:37Connor, bring the curry
08:44I'm not seeing you since Baby Bubble
08:46Cool
08:47So, obviously, the Baby Bubble just
08:51Beautiful day
08:51Lovely
08:52And what we wanted to do for our
08:54Listen, job done
08:55Yeah
08:55It was our close friends
08:56Yeah
08:58And it was a lovely day
08:59But it was just a bit disappointing
09:01I feel a bit deflated, though
09:02I'm not gonna lie
09:03Because
09:03Did I underestimate the situation with Elmer and Amy?
09:06Probably
09:08Amy's getting caught up in the mess
09:09When she don't need to be
09:10She don't need it
09:11And I think
09:12I do genuinely believe she's realised
09:14That the other day
09:15She definitely something dropped with her
09:17I feel like
09:18Amy needs to tell them all
09:19Grow up
09:20Yeah
09:21Drop me out of it
09:22Yeah
09:22I'm not anyone's mum
09:23No
09:24He's 30 years old
09:25Yeah
09:26It's embarrassing for her
09:27Yeah
09:27We go out for a nice lunch
09:28Yeah
09:28And she's rowing through his corner
09:30And Elmer's sobbing
09:31Close
09:32If I was Amy, I would not be getting involved
09:34No
09:34So, just quickly, though
09:36Because you know more like Joe and Janae's side
09:38Hmm
09:39What's all this that Harry's now backtracked?
09:42Like, Amy was sort of saying, weren't she?
09:44Because Joe and Janae, to me, they're like, it was lovely in Vietnam
09:48We mixed
09:49Yeah
09:49Yeah, there's boundaries
09:50But obviously Harry's saying his own version to Amy
09:54No, we just
09:54We had a shot
09:55Yes, I was around them
09:56Harry sort of replayed it like that
09:58Erm, so he was invited to the Rate My Plate Ella's dinner
10:02And didn't go?
10:03No
10:03That's a two masala phrase I just popped in here
10:06Thank you
10:06Oh, lovely
10:07Thank you very much
10:09They smell nice, then
10:10Never had these, have you?
10:12No, that's why I wanted to try them
10:13I'm joking
10:13So obviously Harry not turning up to Ella's dinner party
10:16It was a bit of like, oh, who's it because of?
10:20When Harry sent the text to Zannie
10:22It confirmed that the obvious is Joe and Janae's
10:25Yeah
10:25I think Amber would be in his ear and I think Amy would
10:29Yeah, but sad, innit?
10:31Yeah
10:31At the end of the day, I think Joe and Janae would have been silly to think
10:35That they'd probably be round a dinner table
10:37But because he's given that energy in Vietnam
10:39Mm-hmm
10:40He's sort of put the boundary
10:42That was, it's alright
10:44I think that was his good gesture of saying, sorry I haven't come
10:47Yeah
10:47Yeah
10:47But here's, here's the er, he's the starter
10:50Yeah
10:50He's the starter
10:51He was the starter to Danny
10:52Yeah
10:53And Janae was on the main
10:56Awful
10:58Awful
11:17Awful
11:17Everything okay, ladies?
11:19It's a stunning dish
11:20It's good
11:20That masala fry, you ever had it, Connor?
11:22Very good, Jada, love it
11:23Yeah, love it
11:24My favourite
11:24Are you right Irish?
11:25I'm Irish, yeah
11:26You got a nice, strong accent
11:28Yeah
11:28I always wanted an Irish bloke
11:31Oh my God
11:32I can't take you anywhere
11:33No, that film, Pierce, I love you
11:35I fell in love of him there
11:37I'm scared him up
11:38I'm scared him up
11:41Terrified the poor guy
11:42Jesus
11:43Oh, she's scared of
12:09You
12:09Danny, was you one of them girls in school like where you'd like have a new hair colour like every
12:12week?
12:12I was bright red for years
12:14Really?
12:15Rihanna went red, so I went red
12:16No way
12:17Shut up, I'd love to see a photo
12:18I bet that looks insane actually
12:19Disgusting
12:20Get him out
12:21Literally disgusting
12:22I used to just get my mum's hair dye and I'd colour my hair
12:25Really?
12:26And I'd have like red hair for a week and she'd be like, what are you doing? And I'd get
12:29kicked out of school
12:29Yeah, I know, because it'd become like a problem in school, so they want you to burn red hair
12:33Because they say it stops you learning
12:35No, I feel like it's more so because of other pupils, people that can't do it
12:39The teachers are jail, let's have it right
12:44What do you do?
12:48She's a girl
13:02It's like, I'm out of school
13:05I'm out of school
13:06They're not in school
13:07I'm out of school
13:08I'm out of school
13:08I'm out of school
13:10amazing the natural light oh good for pictures oh my god i'm jealous
13:22what a night oh my god i really loved it it actually was so funny i've never done a break
13:28my plate i feel like we should do stuff like that more often yeah something out of the ordinary have
13:33you's um heard any more from harry or no no but hold on really what about him not coming in
13:37that's what i mean it's a bit i know but what about him texting me i know i'm surprised he
13:42messaged you actually yeah i know i think maybe he didn't want me to think that the reason why
13:46he wasn't there was because of me because of me instead
13:53yeah i mean yeah i guess it was you know i actually i actually think it's a bit of a
13:58shame to be fair
13:58that he didn't come because of me and janaid no it is because we would have all had a laugh
14:03like
14:03we actually would have i wanted him to come in a weird way not like i want to see him
14:07like yeah
14:08but i want him to feel okay in like situations like that i had a feeling this was going to
14:13happen
14:13though yeah i didn't i didn't i genuinely was like as like an outsider like looking in when i see
14:19you
14:19in vietnam i thought this is not going to continue back home it's not the thing is like when you
14:25have
14:25like little bickers or fallouts of harry you never really know what version you're going to get from
14:29him and i think this is what i was a bit anxious about like if i'd speak to him and
14:32he'd give me
14:33like sassy harry or if he'd be like oh i'm so sorry didn't want to make you feel like that
14:37and i feel
14:37like getting that text message i know that he wants to clear the air yeah it's not yeah it's not
14:42it's not aggie so that's that's the thing with harry though and i think that's why i used to
14:46row with harry a lot is because so you know harry as a person and then he will talk to
14:51you and you
14:51think why are you being like this like you don't need to act like that so i get it because
14:56the
14:56smallest things used to frustrate the hell out of me with him but i always forget he used to
15:00do you know what i forget as well it's a complete different life yeah literally i've been with
15:06janae double the amount of time now so oh my god yeah it's crazy isn't it can you believe that
15:11that is wild we've come a long way don't we've come a long way i never thought i'd be having
15:16danny
15:16in my chair doing her hair i thought i was banished for good but look at us now i know
15:24curling your hair with a chopstick bond yeah in your salon hello that's what we call growing
15:38you're good to go girly thank you it is literally a typical essex girl uniform pin curls and a juicy
15:45track suit yeah track suit pins paris hilton vibes it actually is
15:54she's gorgeous thank you you look unreal
16:14i can't believe i've been around here i cannot believe i've not been here and you've been here
16:17a while now haven't you a bit of you in half it's bad i feel like we just need to
16:21have a chit chat
16:22because this whole drama that's going on obviously firstly i'm so upset that elma and harry are like
16:27not in a good place right now like it's come as a bit of a shock and i just think
16:31the whole thing i
16:33think a lot of things have been like interpreted wrong maybe and relayed wrong and obviously elma's
16:37been very very upset which is obviously heartbreaking to see like one of your friends be so upset
16:42i think where i'm up hearing a lot of he said she said or she didn't say that he didn't
16:46say that
16:46right right i think the only thing that's upset me and like stressed me out a bit understandably
16:51is apparently i've told harry that elma's made comments about him calling him like weird and
16:57strange because i've not said that in the group chat elma did say that i did say to amber that
17:03it
17:03was like quite it's weird that harry's behavior but how do you know this because elma's told you that
17:09we've suffered i'm sure because i've not shown anything to harry i've not all i did was i told him
17:14about it i haven't showed him it i haven't given him my phone he said amber of course you haven't
17:17he's been he's like you definitely didn't show me anything that's the best me saying shown scene
17:21i mean shown scene i mean but they're shown shown and seen are very different to told and this is
17:27my point because if harry's i said if you've accidentally slipped up and when your amber
17:30showed it to me it would make sense as to why i'm with this i think i've got it wrong
17:34i said like
17:34you know you think exactly yes that's yeah that's what i said to you that's what hold up because i'm
17:39like did i say shown scene which is an easy thing to get confused but it's it's obviously been
17:44quite damaging because elma thinks i've gone harry here you go have a look which i categorically
17:49haven't but you've got to say that amy's literally hasn't really got a clue what's going on
17:53which i haven't do you know what i mean i don't think anyone's got a clue what's going on to
17:56be
17:57honest harry tells you one thing i'm like hey and then it's like but his pack doesn't even need
18:01to be up like we all love harry and we've all like everything we say comes from a place of
18:05love
18:05and concern we would only ever have negative things to say about the whole thing with him joe and janae
18:09is because we care about him so much exactly you know what he's been through and of course
18:13i mean there's no way on earth that we'd ever have anything positive to say about the fact that
18:18he's cheers and shots at the bar and all this i went ballistic by the way then i then saw
18:22on social
18:23media that my brother now was cuddling joe and i thought no i'm done now like i'm literally done
18:26i was in essex i was like get me a flight right now i don't want you to think that
18:31um
18:32gossip and going around listen it's not talking with your friends about something that's happening in your
18:37friendship group like how is your family like whether you whether people say it's gossip or not
18:41you've got all rights to speak about things that he's doing yeah and of course it's made me so sad
18:45that this is even happening as much as we're not split i feel like we are split now like it
18:50like react does it mean that i joined girl band now then do you are you looking for a new
18:53member
18:54is that why you've come here today i don't know to be honest i don't know if we're doing auditions
18:58yet aim
19:00i don't know i'd love to be in girl band
19:02like i don't know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if
19:30you want to know
19:31honey hey hello how are you yeah i'm good what have you got i don't know i've all just you've
19:37gone in i've took myself out for a bit of cake and coffee how have you been okay yeah i'm
19:41good it's
19:41nice to see you i'm glad i've seen you because we haven't spoke have we really since like literally
19:46the day we flew to vietnam and i feel like since then it's just been all over the place you
19:51didn't
19:51come the other night we would have had a good night i know i don't know if that was because
19:55of me or if
19:56that was like it was nothing to do with you it was just because i don't want to give the
20:01impression
20:02to the boys that okay that we're that we're all best of mates because obviously there's been running
20:07into the s6 people saying they're all mates now do you know what i mean and i'm so happy to
20:11be
20:11civil with the boys yeah and i'm really really and i feel like we're all in a good place now
20:15i feel like
20:15if i go out to a club tomorrow and they're just magically there i can say hello and there's no
20:19issue but i just got to have like a bit of boundary still as well and that's and i think
20:23that's fine
20:24i think the only thing that threw people off is obviously their boundaries weren't that apparent
20:28in vietnam yeah no and i get that i don't regret what happened in vietnam yeah it's like i feel
20:34so much more peace and so much more happiness that i can go around and i can be in rooms
20:41with
20:41them do you know what i mean but i feel like a sit down dinner in intimate at ella's was
20:46maybe just a
20:47bit too soon yeah and listen you've dealt with it really really well because i wouldn't be sitting
20:53around i wouldn't be able to be so it is a good thing yeah and you've obviously had all this
20:57going
20:57on with elma as well and usually i'd be like come on up what's going on i've not even been
21:02able to do
21:02that because we haven't been speaking i mean how are you feeling like with all of that the last time
21:06i see her was when we went out of all the girls right um i honestly think there has been
21:12so much he
21:13said she said i'm telling someone as it gets passed on it always changes slightly doesn't it but
21:19listen i just think you and em would just need to speak yeah well i'm i've sent an olive branch
21:23anyway so well what would you i just sent her some flowers oh yeah oh have you yeah just so
21:28she knows that i want to make okay that's good do you know what i mean because i feel like
21:32all i can do is do the do the right thing now yeah make things right create peace
21:37and then we just hope for the best yeah
21:38oh
22:00come on exactly mate no see y'all just talking about you sir come on
22:04what's up what's happening everything all right good oh we just gotta get your beer lovely mate
22:09thank you there you go brother appreciate that thank you
22:28what's up what's happening all right joshy boy i'm good mate how are you yeah good where are you
22:34i'm like the builders merchants just getting some tools what you doing what essex merchant yeah
22:40lovely lovely i think i'm gonna pop down with a little packed lunch swish by oh yeah you're
22:45gonna bring us a little pack up yeah i'll bring you a lovely packed lunch i'm the back lunch queen
22:49all right i'll see you soon yeah see you in a bit
23:02are you excited because i are are you excited it's not about me yeah but i don't know where we're
23:07going
23:07yes that's the exciting thing about it i'm following this postcode not a clue yeah but that's a good
23:12thing like i feel like you are always in control you've always know what's happening like remember
23:17the time when you surprised me for my birthday a couple of times getting your back yeah nice
23:27ah it's lovely to do things like this though yeah this is honestly what it's all about
23:32to be able to like have your last birthday before you really become a proper proper that's my dad and
23:38have the baby in well what we got 12 weeks but a bit longer 15 weeks yeah there's gonna have
23:46to be
23:46like a car seat in the back i know well we need to start thinking about these things because it's
23:50gonna come around so quick because we like doing road trips like this right we love doing road trips
23:54it's not only that we'll have family in newcastle up and down the a1 that's gonna always be a road
23:58trip
23:59yep that baby's gonna have such a good little life of traveling up north yep seeing my family
24:05yep seeing my friends how i grew up yeah it's exciting times though isn't it it is it's just
24:10such a massive change in life it's just it just all feels so right everything feels right you know
24:17the light as much as we've been through what we've been through and we'll never forget that but timing
24:21now it's just that it's just felt when people say like trust the timing in a way i was like
24:27what it
24:28makes sense i think we was more like that because you go through the stage of not ever knowing whether
24:33it was going to happen or not that's why you think i don't want to trust the timing because i
24:36want it
24:36now of course but when we look at the timing from an outside point of view now from a different
24:40perspective yeah it was meant to be it couldn't be any more perfect more perfect like it's brilliant
24:46and i'm really excited for whatever whatever is in town for me tonight regardless me and you know
24:53wherever we are in the world whatever we're doing we'll always have a good laugh always
25:07this is like out in the wilderness right you can get everything out hold on let's have a look first
25:14day happy birthday wow how nice is this though there's a hot tub a year ago john and we've been
25:26making love in all these places i'm gonna turn that right up how nice george come let's have a look
25:32inside okay well that we've got a buddha yeah for peace and tranquility how nice is this oh my god
25:39wow
25:40wow here is to 2031 yes to be in the last birthday before i become a dad yeah one more
25:49surprise go on
25:50we've got a private chef shut up no way you've got a private chef could have cooked us like a
25:56nice
25:56dinner that's what i've always wanted there you go i'm just so glad not to cook for one night
26:01well i love you i love you so much and look i love this baby bump as well i love
26:06you boy
26:08and i love you
26:11i'll be the air that she brings
26:16hold her whenever she bleeds the first night i've felt anything
26:25she is the time i'm living in
26:29how do you think jordan's was yeah it was a good little day out wasn't it yeah i enjoyed it
26:34he obviously got to sing his sweet caroline which is just that's all he wanted but he loves it
26:38though doesn't he fuck me does he i reckon i've heard that i reckon i've heard that song i would
26:41say i've known him for maybe six years i reckon minimum once a month i mean yours was definitely
26:48up there i mean listen i have to i had to take the first the first hit yeah you're you
26:51are a performer
26:52yeah you're at home with all that stuff like everyone was going natalie you the new natalie
26:56you absolutely nailed it i'm torn you are i mean but you've got it i'm torn i'm all out of
27:01faith
27:01and this is how i feel yeah it's true and you absolutely fully owned it cold i'm ashamed
27:06and he's lying naked on the floor i've seen him like naked on the floor a few times i was
27:16last christmas and then the way you owned the stage i was like when i do my events i thought
27:24you know what i might actually get you down just to like rally it up get them going i would
27:28the way
27:28you was going i've seen your crowd sometimes they're a bit dull i mean so what you you get me
27:33you get me in there you ain't allowed they're all sitting there having a chat they're like
27:39they know you're there but they're not really i'm like hey excuse me acb's on stage come on down
27:44down down down down down oh will he see will he see acb acb and you talk about you keep
27:51calling
27:52mate i'm telling you i've had it all vietnam i've had it the whole time i see him it's just
27:57how people
27:57know you yeah when people see you in the street they're like oh my god that's amy charles brother
28:02yeah i'm older i want to get to the stage where you're i want to get to the stage where
28:05you're
28:05will they didn't even know that amy charles had a brother no i didn't know she had a cousin
28:09you didn't know she had a cousin so you need to get your family out there more that's all i'm
28:13saying it's true though i need to i want people to be like that's will charles that's billy
28:18william billy william bill whatever what's your name what's on your tram stamp
28:24you're actually billion it says wills mate look oh it does say wills yeah oh but you're actually billy
28:28no no no never been a billy why are you william william you're william just a william william because
28:34in your family it's quite confusing because you've got loads of bills in your yeah yeah but then bill
28:37doesn't all made but that don't always mean billy no yeah well yeah but my dad's always been called
28:42billy but where i used to go to the garden center with my dad when i was younger they used
28:46to call me
28:46wills and then i was like yeah i like that and then from then it's just stuck i see why
28:50you had to
28:51become wills because standard yeah fuck me you love found me like the name bill they love it they
28:58love it yeah kept it in the trademark we ain't done bad that's what jordan wants to do isn't he
29:03he wants to call him little jordan yeah jordan junior oh you're gonna say that oh he could
29:08seven generations deep over here sweet caroline it was a blinding idea mate the old would never
29:16have guessed that but i mean if he names dave or say i mean listen it's this is
29:23that's a great idea have you ever thought will call him billy will whatever you want
29:30yeah just go for it mate we answer to any things i don't want to go i don't want
29:36she's so bitter she's so sweet
29:41lemonade lemonade a little taste is all i need
30:00it's lovely to see you in your glory thank you you look nice how are you good
30:05you're a sweetheart you've got a little thing i've even got my heart up yeah you trying it on or
30:09not
30:09i thought you said you've got an odd on then yeah it's a hat for me yeah go on take
30:14it if you want
30:15it to me is it clean yeah i've had a fresh brand new for you suits you does it yeah
30:20you look good
30:21oh no i don't think it's me it feels a bit heavy try wearing it maybe put the hive eye
30:25on so i can
30:26see it all you want to see the eye of his dear yeah go on i'll treat you yeah good
30:31look on you
30:31jacket yeah so they see you coming yeah that's us oh yeah
30:41right here thank you what you got us well let's go through it together good packet of crisps to start
30:46do you like them yeah yeah oh you weren't joking about the old crab sticks were you no no no
30:50open
30:51one of them because i'll have one with you do you want me to try it with you yeah go
30:54on what are you
30:55sharing it no no we're not sharing it we're not sharing it don't worry don't be too precious over it
30:59i bought it for you but i'd like a crab stick they're mean hard to open aren't they no that's
31:04it
31:04that's it well done i learned a lot of you didn't i yeah but actually i thought you liked crab
31:11oh i've never had one you're joking oh no you're in for a treat right what i think you should
31:16do is
31:17peel it like a cheese string you peel it it does look half like a cheese yeah i think that's
31:22all like
31:22that yeah because if you ain't at a crab stick i take it down in one do you yeah take
31:27it down in one
31:28i don't go i i like a crab stick oh no you gotta have more it does taste half like
31:34a cheese string
31:35and all well it's a crab stick don't taste like crab you like it yeah um do you find this
31:43job
31:44therapeutic what britland yeah um but when you see that house yeah it's semi-rewarded yeah i did that
31:50yeah just just look back and go do you know what i built that with my bare hands eat the
31:53crab stick
31:54sorry i'm not sure i like it anything for me please yeah do it no it's a good place to
32:01be
32:01good job you've got a trade it's going to go everywhere with you could do yeah i mean girls
32:06seem to like work trousers that's the only reason i wear them don't know why what do they like about
32:12them apparently it's quite manly being a tradie but i wouldn't know oh you've even got a rip in your
32:16crutch is that part of it it's like you're immaculate here and then you're rugged there
32:29and it's like yeah i mean business i get you it is a good look on you what about you
32:34are you seeing
32:35anyone at the minute no i'm not but the dating world is horrendous brutal yeah and then also where
32:41do you find a decent one building site yeah any decent ones they're all about 50. well i need an
32:51older geez do you yeah yeah i'll see what i can do oh good put a word in the word
32:55yeah so i'll show
32:57you how you ain't gonna carry any bricks in that outfit are you yeah oh yeah yeah load me up
33:03load
33:04you up yeah you can't be saying things like that sam i'll teach you how you carry them oh my
33:09good god
33:10what am i saying you sling them on your shoulder and just hope for the best all right well not
33:16too
33:16many that's a lot no i'll do this one then you can carry whatever what did you do just that
33:20no you
33:21won't just carry them like this normally no because i can put them on your shoulder yeah show me how
33:28you
33:28do it you just sling them up you ready yeah just get them on there like that and just walk
33:34off i feel
33:35i fancy you when you've done that did you see i feel double manly like this now yeah i can't
33:40do that
33:40i don't do that all right red bricks are heavier i know yeah
34:06oh my god
34:11oh my god he's so good
34:12i need the fabric
34:17oh
34:25go on danny go on danny
34:31and you
34:41it's a bit nippy isn't it
34:46come on in are you waiting for a date i'm waiting for a date i have a i have a
34:53little uh soft drink
34:55for you there and uh and a beer for the birthday boy of course you do please take a seat
35:00thank you
35:01this is very very posh well it's amazing isn't it i'm really it's just so nice i don't need to
35:06cook
35:06for one night i'm so excited
35:14when you throw it when you don't throw it like that this is where you're going wrong
35:18if it was a bit wider i would have won by now
35:31no pressure
35:32oh no no so i've won am i won yes johnny you've won
35:45i know what just happened there actually
35:53what happened we weren't in the right footwear you weren't in the right footwear definitely
35:58basically what happened is you you and you all shit and i'm a winner you won one great
36:03do you know what's weird i actually used to be able to be good and try every single time
36:07no you didn't i think it's been a few years there was video evidence that i was really good before
36:10sorry no that actually was video evidence would we do it again yes i would i think maybe we should
36:17take it up as a hobby but anyway i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad that we came
36:24we've had fun yeah it's about time us four did something yeah i think it was always easy us four
36:29being together you know what i mean right so um yes do you fancy elma i told elma she's a
36:36good looking
36:36girl is that what your name i'll just ask you a question no elma's a good looking girl i think
36:54no i think elma's a good looking girl and i think we both say we really get on really flattering
37:01thank you
37:02so you think this is a double day he's trying to date by that it's a group setting
37:08yeah you nearly had it nearly i did yeah oh my god
37:18there's something about you so strange and beautiful to shine on your own
37:28night
37:30there's something about you
37:36that don't be a wonder
37:40there's something about you
37:42oh, yeah, that don't be a wonder
37:53there's something about you
37:53oh, yeah
37:58A small portion of chips, a sausage and a pickled onion glaze.
38:02Would you like some vinegar?
38:03Yeah, thank you.
38:05Anything that was good?
38:06No, thank you.
38:07Yeah.
38:09Thanks.
38:25Hello.
38:27All right?
38:27Yeah, yeah.
38:29Good?
38:30Yeah.
38:31Good dinner?
38:32Yeah, just got a sausage and chips.
38:35Nice.
38:36And a pickle.
38:37Lovely.
38:38What are you doing?
38:39Yeah.
38:40Just going to get a bit of dinner.
38:41Yeah.
38:42How, you been all right?
38:43Fine.
38:44Are you?
38:44Yeah, all right, yeah.
38:46Good.
38:50Staying at the drama?
38:51Yeah, I actually am, to be fair.
38:53Really?
38:54Yeah.
38:54Not involved in nothing.
38:56All right.
38:56What have you been doing?
38:58Nothing.
38:59Been letting Loweson to go home.
39:01Oh, have you?
39:02Yeah.
39:03Just going to the gym.
39:05Nice.
39:06Training.
39:07How's the dog?
39:08How's the dog?
39:08The dog's all right, yeah.
39:09Good.
39:09He was happy to see me when we got home.
39:11Oh, I bet he was.
39:12Yeah.
39:14Yeah.
39:15All right.
39:16All right.
39:16Listen, enjoy your dinner.
39:19What are you laughing at?
39:21Oh, because I just never thought I'd come and get my dinner and bump into you.
39:24Never did I, obviously.
39:25Can't you go to the other chicken shop down there or something?
39:27Well, listen, there is another one down there, actually.
39:28I think I should have picked that one.
39:29Yeah, I think you should have.
39:31Yeah.
39:32All right.
39:32All right, then.
39:33Well, nice to see you.
39:35All right.
39:35Enjoy.
39:35Well, see you later.
39:37I wanna be wherever you are, where you are, where you are, where you are, where you
39:44are.
39:45You all right?
39:46Right.
39:46Yes, I will have.
39:49Do you know what?
39:50I'll have a cod and chips, please.
39:52Yeah.
39:53Tell me I'll always be the best thing you think of when you all get out.
40:00Place you call home and the name on the tip of your tongue.
40:04Where you are, where you are
40:08I wanna be wherever you are
40:13I just want to say I love you so much.
40:17I love you.
40:17And thank you for everything you've done.
40:20And you are just an incredible human.
40:23I love you.
40:23And I'm very lucky and I'm very blessed to have you as a partner.
40:27So thank you and happy birthday.
40:28Thank you very much, darling. I love you.
40:30Where you are, where you are
40:32I wanna be wherever you are
40:36When I was looking earlier at all the photos, I was like, wow.
40:40Yeah, we've done it all. We did the parties together.
40:42And listen, that doesn't stop.
40:44No, but we've travelled together. We've done all that side of things.
40:46Yes, we've been through a long, hard fertility journey.
40:49But we've got it and we're ready now to bring an amazing,
40:54God willing, healthy boy into our lives
40:56who's gonna slot straight in.
40:58Straight in.
40:59We've got babysitters on tap that wanna help.
41:01Do you not feel a little bit bad that he's nameless?
41:04Yeah, we'll sort that out.
41:06So when we're gonna talk about it?
41:09Um...
41:09When is the right time?
41:11Soon. We will talk about it soon.
41:12But you know the plan?
41:14Yeah, I've got a bit of the plan.
41:16Oh, he's came at the right time, haven't he?
41:17Perfect timing. It's paid him.
41:18You! You are shocking.
41:21Oh, wow!
41:22Of course.
41:23Thank you very much.
41:23Oh, my God, it smells.
41:25I love...
41:25Beetroquette.
41:26Yeah.
41:27Espuma and beetroot on the top.
41:30Thank you so much.
41:31Thank you very much.
41:32Enjoy. Thank you.
41:33Ready?
41:33Taste us together.
41:34Oh, shit.
41:34Sammy, I'm using seven.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:38No, it's good.
41:39Is it good?
41:39It's so good.
41:43It's really good.
41:43It's so good.
41:45It's really good.
41:45It's so good.
41:48Do you think the neighbours are gonna think we're up to something else?
41:52Mmm.
41:53Mmm.
41:54Mmm.
41:55Tell you what, this little baby boy inside has tried so many amazing foods.
42:01Wait, wait, what's he doing right now?
42:02Ready?
42:03One, two, three.
42:05The kicks all start soon.
42:07He literally kicks and kicks and kicks.
42:09But so far, how a birthday has gone.
42:13Yeah, it's brilliant.
42:14I had a great day with the boys yesterday as well.
42:16Are we ready?
42:17Very good, thank you.
42:18Oh, so good.
42:19His timing's impeccable.
42:20It's great.
42:21So good.
42:22Very, very...
42:23Oh, go on.
42:23What is it?
42:24Is it the main event?
42:25So we've got lamb ramb, doffin and potato, very rich, and pea puree.
42:30Thank you so much.
42:31Oh, my God, it's looking incredible.
42:32Enjoy.
42:33Oh, my God, I love lamb so much.
42:36I could never be veggie.
42:37Oh, my God.
42:38What's a green thing again?
42:39P-P-R-A.
42:40So, it's incredible.
42:42It's melted in my mouth.
42:44Oh, my God.
42:45So, I actually had a really, really good conversation with Harry.
42:48All right.
42:49And I feel like I was very fair.
42:52Mm-hmm.
42:52Harry felt a certain way.
42:53I said to him, the bottom line is, take a bit of accountability and say sorry.
42:58Yeah.
42:58That's all you can do.
42:59That's it.
42:59And I said to Harry, I said, once you've done that, it's then on Elmer.
43:02Say you miss her, take her a big bunch of flowers, and it doesn't matter what was said.
43:06Who said what was or what?
43:08Just say sorry to each other.
43:09It's not worth losing that friendship.
43:11Their friendship's worth so much more than that.
43:12I know.
43:13You know what I mean?
43:15This is for you from someone very special that put a little word in earlier.
43:22You've got to read the front.
43:24Happy birthday, Daddy.
43:26This year, I'm snuggled up in mummy's belly, but next year, I'll be snuggled up in your arms.
43:31I ain't going to be able to read this for fucking hell.
43:36To my future daddy, I can't wait to meet you.
43:39I already know you're going to be the best daddy in the world.
43:42Thank you for being there for mummy whilst I grow bigger.
43:45Have a beer to celebrate.
43:47One day, I will be old enough for you to tell stories and share beers together.
43:51Love, baby Brooke.
43:55Isn't that so adorable?
43:56I love you.
43:57I love you.
43:59Keep it forever.
44:00I love you so much.
44:01I love you so much.
44:03How cute is that?
44:05Aww.
44:06It's mad.
44:07It just makes you think about me and my dad.
44:09I know.
44:10It's mad.
44:10I know.
44:11I just about to thought when I was writing that.
44:13It's mad.
44:14Mmm.
44:15Well.
44:15To our baby boy.
44:16To a lovely evening.
44:18Thank you very much.
44:20And.
44:22Maybe tonight will be a lucky night.
44:24Come on.
44:25The hormones are high.
44:26Oh, you're flirting.
44:27You're flirting.
44:28Can't get pregnant twice.
44:31Oh, you're flirting.
44:32Love is the other.
44:41Next up.
44:42Look into my heart.
44:44Yeah.
44:45See there.
44:46Oh, for what would I lie to you, baby?
44:50Yes.
44:51Elvira is over there, by the way.
44:54We're the best person going over there.
44:56You all right?
44:57You all right?
44:57Good luck.
44:58Honestly, you go there, please.
44:59You're screaming at me.
45:00You're a liar.
45:01You're a liar.
45:02Because you are.
45:03I haven't lied about anything.
45:04You were a shit friend to Chloe.
45:06And you've been a shit friend to Elmer.
45:08Elmer, shut up.
45:10Amber, shut up.
45:12Judge fucking Amber Turner and her jury.
45:15You've got a protégé over there.
45:17Come on.
45:17Oh, you've got the shush.
45:18Yes.
45:19No, not the shush.
45:21You're literally so boring.
45:22I can't even listen to you.
45:23Where is your protégé?
45:25Boring.
45:25Where's your protégé?
45:26Boring.
45:27Where's your protégé?
45:32Where's your protégé?
45:34The only way is up, baby, for you and me now.
45:45The only way is up, baby, for you and me now.
45:58Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
46:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
46:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
46:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
46:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
46:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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