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00:28Is he not moved yet?
00:31No, he's bound by the sound of it.
00:34Oh great, that's the last thing we need in this house with you and Sam.
00:37Me and Sam, you're kidding.
00:39You do know everyone calls you the seven-gun salute.
00:41They do not, do they?
00:46Anyway, you did a lovely thing.
00:48I'm proud of you.
00:51Well, if I lose this way,
00:54I won't be able to mow when I knock his way to Sam, will I?
00:57That's exactly why you let him stay.
01:01So, are you going to go into work today?
01:05It's okay if you're not.
01:08Yeah, I just don't want a repeater the other day.
01:12Why? What happened?
01:14I was just going out the door and Mother Nature called and then had to run back upstairs.
01:21Well, you could have gone in after.
01:25In wet overalls.
01:28Oh, darling.
01:30Oh, like, don't give me a pity hug.
01:32I'm not.
01:34This is a thank you for being open and honest with me hug.
01:36And can I have some more, please?
01:38Okay, yes, I'll try.
01:45People with kids talk about getting up time like it's a flex.
01:49It's not a flex, it's a cry for help.
01:51When was the last time you were woken up because Jurassic Park is getting me?
01:55You let a four-year-old watch Jurassic Park.
01:58Oh, no, not anymore.
02:00Oh!
02:02Hey.
02:03You weren't here before.
02:05Um, Gabby just came round for some advice.
02:07Oh, okay.
02:08Well, um, how can I help you?
02:10Um, from me.
02:12Right, yeah.
02:13Anyway, I best get to, um...
02:14You're allowed to have breakfast in your own home.
02:17Oh, are you?
02:17I haven't eaten.
02:18Well, I haven't eaten.
02:19But, yeah, I'm...
02:20Vinny?
02:20Yeah?
02:23Cute couple.
02:26Hi.
02:28Right.
02:29Okay.
02:29Let's workshop this up.
02:30Put the coffee down.
02:32I'm Ross.
02:33Hello.
02:34What am I into?
02:36Um, feisty women.
02:38Oh!
02:39Okay, come on, let's show me.
02:41Um, hi.
02:43Idiot.
02:45We said feisty, not obnoxious.
02:47Um, what else am I into?
02:51Um, confidence.
02:54So, Ross, you're either going to need a strong bed or really good home insurance.
03:00Okay.
03:01Tiny bit trampy.
03:03Um, what about we just pick this up another time?
03:05No, I need to make a move today.
03:07Okay.
03:09Well, I have another idea.
03:12Care to share?
03:14I will.
03:15When it's worked like a charm.
03:17Oh!
03:19Confidence!
03:21Just remind me why I'm helping you when I got my own job.
03:23No one's trying to burn your livelihood to the ground, are they?
03:25But I wouldn't have known as I'm not there, am I?
03:30At least it's not Cammy, though, eh? That would have been gutting.
03:33But sleeping in our palm, what was he thinking?
03:36Not on his feet now, though, haven't he?
03:38Well, they've been okay, though, yeah. Jackpot.
03:40And what are you thinking now?
03:42About what?
03:43About who's going to win the French Open.
03:45What do you think?
03:47We will sort this, you know.
03:49Yeah.
03:50One suspect down.
03:51Just another eight billion to go.
04:16Hi.
04:17Hi.
04:18What have you got that's fun?
04:20Jimmy.
04:21Sorry, did you say dumb or fun?
04:23Hm.
04:23That's mean.
04:24Do you need cheering up or something?
04:25You look a bit...
04:26I don't know.
04:26What do you look?
04:27I know I do it myself.
04:29Okay.
04:29How come?
04:30Oh, it doesn't matter.
04:31I'll have a caramel latte, please.
04:34Come on, tell me.
04:35With cream?
04:36Is that a thing?
04:37You're getting nothing till you spill the beans.
04:40I nearly slept with Ross.
04:44What do you mean, nearly?
04:45Well, we didn't go through with it.
04:46Are you mad?
04:47Nicola, we didn't do it.
04:47Yeah, that's why you're mad.
04:49How did it even come about?
04:50Oh, well, we were dancing and then...
04:53Dancing?
04:54And then I won't...
04:55Oh, it's a long story.
04:56Oh, I bet he's all right.
04:58Snake hips.
04:58I'm slinking mirrors and he's piercing stare.
05:01Have you thought about this a lot, Nicola?
05:03No.
05:04So how nearly is nearly?
05:05Well, we'll just...
05:06We'll just kiss.
05:07With his shirt on or off?
05:08On.
05:09At first.
05:09And then I ripped it off at my teeth.
05:11Did you?
05:12No, of course I didn't!
05:13Honestly, I just...
05:14No, I pulled away.
05:16It's just a...
05:17Weird moment.
05:18Really weird moment.
05:20You gonna tell Gabby?
05:21No, definitely not.
05:22She'd be rare, Jim.
05:23Yeah, I'm aware of that.
05:24At your hypocrisy.
05:25You're all right, okay.
05:26Especially after Kit.
05:27Yes, thank you.
05:30So, what happens next with the two of you?
05:33Well, I'm gonna pretend it never happened.
05:34And never meet as I ever again for as long as I live.
05:38Sounds workable.
05:39Hmm.
05:46Hi.
05:50Is it still Home Farm?
05:52Or is this the Playboy Mansion now?
05:54Still Home Farm.
05:55Thanks for coming.
05:57Well, you said it was urgent.
05:59So...
05:59What do you need?
06:01All will be revealed.
06:11What?
06:11Your, erm...
06:12Your fingers come down.
06:14Oh.
06:14Must explain why I feel so cold, then.
06:17Any idea how to warm me up?
06:19Nope.
06:19But if you could just put the thing back up while I still have a tiny bit of self-control.
06:24Well, you don't need to control yourself on my account.
06:27Oh, my God.
06:28That is a marvellous bit of ceiling.
06:32Ross, you've been flirting with me for ages.
06:33Look, I flirt with everyone.
06:36I flirt with myself.
06:37Not that it ever goes anywhere.
06:38Well, sometimes it does, but...
06:41Anyway.
06:42Wait, I thought there was something between us.
06:45There is something between us.
06:47It's called a misunderstanding.
06:49No, I think it's called leading me on.
06:51What?
06:52No, I haven't.
06:53Not intentionally.
06:55Look, Gabby, I think you are really nice.
06:58Nice?
06:59Look, any other time I would have jumped at the opportunity, but...
07:04Look, I'm kind of seeing someone.
07:07Oh, brilliant.
07:10So, are there any urgent jobs?
07:13Obviously not.
07:14Right.
07:15Well, then, I'll be going, then.
07:17But, er...
07:18You take care, and...
07:21Stay warm.
07:31Thanks.
07:33Honestly, the best night's sleep I've had in ages.
07:35I didn't wake up till nearly ten.
07:36What am I getting you, then?
07:37Breakfast or lunch?
07:38No, you're not getting me anything.
07:40This one's on me.
07:40No, Cammy, please.
07:41Just get yourself solvent first.
07:43You want me to buy glue?
07:45No.
07:47Breakfast, tea, lunch, dinner, supper.
07:50You'll be sick of sight of me soon.
07:51I'm sick of the sight of you now.
07:53Babe, don't.
07:53I feel bad enough as it is.
07:55Don't be daft.
07:55You're welcome.
07:56I know you are.
07:59Oh, it's Cairn.
08:02He wants to have a chat about living arrangements.
08:06Give us in.
08:09Hey.
08:10Hi.
08:22Well, this doesn't seem suspicious at all.
08:30Are you sure you know what you're doing with that?
08:34Seems pretty straightforward, yeah.
08:41Oh!
08:43Oh, my God.
08:46I'm...
08:47I'm...
08:47Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:47Er...
08:47Ah, ah, ah...
08:49Ah, ah, ah!
08:49Ah, ah, ah, ah!
08:52Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:53Ah, ah!
08:54Ah!
09:16You shot?
09:17No, Hugh.
09:18Of course not.
09:19Although you deserve to be your fool.
09:21Me?
09:22You're the one trying to burn my farm down.
09:24No, I'm the one who's just about to find out who is doing it.
09:29Twice in a day, we're honoured.
09:31Well, I haven't organised anything for tea,
09:33so I wanted to see what you had that was nice.
09:36I can't be bothered to drive to Houghton.
09:39So, oh, I don't know.
09:41What have you got?
09:42Wow.
09:43Not surprised Ross turned you down with that attitude.
09:45Whoa, whoa.
09:46Nobody's turned me down.
09:49Oh, here he is.
09:51Is this one staying with me while Jay visits Nick Hill?
09:55Is your bedtime still 8.30?
09:56No.
09:57You would say that.
09:59Do you want to give me a list of all the homework he's got to do, yeah?
10:01Yeah, you can do that, can't you?
10:03Can you get him out of chocolate, please, and I'll have a coffee time?
10:09All right?
10:10Mm-hmm.
10:12You sure?
10:13Mm-hmm.
10:15Just a bit mortally embarrassed.
10:17Didn't want to take me on holiday.
10:19I would.
10:20I will.
10:22And I do, I promise.
10:23Oh, Jay, you really don't need to.
10:25No, no, right.
10:27The truth is, and I do love me brother, okay,
10:31but visiting Nick Hill isn't much of a holiday anyway.
10:34By the time he sat you down for a lecture on nutrition,
10:37followed by the one on yoga,
10:39and then talk you through every function of his new juicing machine,
10:42you know, you need a holiday to relax and get over it.
10:46And that's the one I want to take you on.
10:49Really?
10:51Nowhere scabby.
10:52I like scabby.
10:59Remind me why you forced me to stay with Miss Trunchbull.
11:02What?
11:03It's not like Miss Trunchbull, all right?
11:07It's just that Kerry isn't, wasn't able to...
11:11I've had a window open up in me diary.
11:14Really?
11:15Yeah.
11:19I was trying to establish if it was you behind the fires.
11:23Why would I set fire to my own farm?
11:25I'm not sure, but I doubt it's the first stupid thing you've ever done.
11:29That aside, your farm belongs to Home Farm,
11:32and Joe doesn't trust you.
11:33Yeah, as if he should be the judge of who's trustworthy.
11:36I'd be perfectly happy for Home Farm and everyone in it to burn in hell.
11:40But I'm not going to try and make that happen.
11:42Can I have an eventful few years?
11:45I just want to have a quiet life.
11:47And believe you, not because of that nonsense.
11:59I saw someone come in,
12:01and you can't be in two places at once.
12:04Well, if it's not me and it's not you,
12:06who is it?
12:15Have this not just waited till tea?
12:18It's just by the time he has his breakfast,
12:20I'll be in bed by then.
12:21I can get up earlier.
12:24You haven't really thought through this sleeping on the sofa thing, have you?
12:28What?
12:28It's been one night.
12:29Come on, you said he could have as long as he needs.
12:32Aaron's had an idea.
12:33Oh, hell nah.
12:35Don't make me sleep on that farm farm.
12:36I've seen Silence of the Lambs.
12:38What are you talking about?
12:40What do you mean, Silence of the Lambs?
12:42The Lambs!
12:42They scream.
12:43Them broskies ain't silent at all.
12:45That is not what the film's about.
12:47Come here, what's that?
12:52I feel like saying a caravan might be a bit too obvious.
12:55Right, someone brought it in earlier,
12:57and Aaron thought of you.
12:58I mean, it's not exactly five star.
13:00The toilet's a bit clogged up.
13:01But, you know, it's weatherproof,
13:03and it's borderline clean.
13:06What?
13:07You're giving it to me?
13:09Well, I'm trying to.
13:11No one's ever given me a caravan before.
13:14No one's probably ever accused you of arson either,
13:16but you can drag it round two hours,
13:19kip in that, eat at hours,
13:20and then stay as long as you like.
13:23Oh!
13:25No!
13:26Oh.
13:26Yeah, yeah, you're right.
13:28Still, no.
13:30You're a G-Cain dingle.
13:32An absolute G.
13:35Well, that's just great.
13:37Can I check it out?
13:38Of course you can.
13:38It's yours.
13:39Babe, you coming?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:40Oh.
13:41And if you're fracking, don't come knocking.
13:44Misjudged.
13:57Well, this is very quaint.
14:00Shall they open a bottle of sherry?
14:02So you still have no idea who's doing this?
14:04Well, every time I do,
14:05it turns out to be wrong.
14:06I saw someone fleeting me.
14:08I thought it might be one of these two,
14:09but then there you were,
14:10right with me.
14:12That doesn't rule you out.
14:15Well, there you go.
14:16You've cracked it.
14:17Case closed.
14:18How do you know it's not someone out for you?
14:19Well, they keep targeting here.
14:20That makes it seem rather unlikely.
14:22Maybe they're just building up to
14:23the big one.
14:25Only a few months off bonfire night.
14:26I mean, imagine that.
14:27You strapped to a chair on top of home farm roof
14:29and us just watching you go up
14:30with treacle toffee and sparkles.
14:32If I drew two boxes right now,
14:34one that said you were being helpful,
14:35one that said you were not,
14:36which one would you tick
14:36if you were being honest?
14:37We need surveillance.
14:39I said that!
14:40Well done.
14:41You were right.
14:41Feel free to celebrate later.
14:44We need cameras.
14:45Everything.
14:46Right?
14:47Worth asking whether you're gonna pay for it?
14:49Well, it is, you know,
14:50your land.
14:51Yeah.
14:52That was the answer I was expecting.
14:54Right.
14:55This is a priority, okay?
14:57I want this problem eradicated.
14:59Well, so do we.
15:00So you let us know what you need.
15:02Oh, what are you doing here?
15:04Was I not clear?
15:05I was just passing by.
15:07Then pass.
15:09And I wanted to say sorry.
15:10For yesterday.
15:12Oh.
15:13Well, thank you.
15:16It takes two.
15:18To tango?
15:19Hmm.
15:19Thought it was a passé d'oebre.
15:21Ah, you're learning.
15:22Yeah, well, I was.
15:23Not anymore.
15:25No?
15:29It was a bit weird, wasn't it?
15:33Well, sometimes it's just like Gloria Estefan said.
15:36The rhythm is gonna get you.
15:37I didn't think you would be a fan.
15:39Hey, I like what I like.
15:40And I will not apologise for it.
15:44It's not even the weirdest thing that happened to me in the last 24 hours.
15:47Oh?
15:50Right then.
15:53Well, thank you for coming over and agreeing to, um, forget it.
16:00No, I didn't say that.
16:03One off.
16:04And it wasn't even one.
16:06Half off.
16:07Half off?
16:09Half off.
16:12Half off.
16:15Half off.
16:16Half off.
16:16There we are then.
16:20Right.
16:22Here's your stuff.
16:24Thanks.
16:25I really appreciate this.
16:26Oh, God. Couldn't leave him. Boring old Laurel, could we?
16:30He's cute but boring.
16:32Come here, then.
16:33I'm gonna miss you.
16:34I'm gonna miss you.
16:37And next time, me and you.
16:41Excited already?
16:42Right, I'll call you as soon as I can, all right?
16:46Come on, get out.
16:47You're embarrassing yourself.
16:52Now, then.
16:55My dad's mad.
16:57Aw. Seemed all right to me.
16:59I've not taken you with him to Canada, I mean.
17:04But I'm glad you didn't.
17:06Have you, er, you been practising all the right things to say?
17:10No, it's just the truth.
17:12Everyone's always like this to Kyle.
17:14Oh, you've got such a cool grandma.
17:16Really? Who?
17:18Everyone.
17:19What, specific names?
17:21Can I have this?
17:23That's alcohol.
17:24I know.
17:27Cool, Kerry.
17:28Well, maybe I'll let you have a sip in a bit.
17:31One sip?
17:32Well, that's what we'll be telling Eric.
17:34Who, by the way, has made a lamb stew.
17:37Will that do for you?
17:38Yeah, I suppose.
17:40I suppose.
17:41Laurel was getting a Chinese takeaway later.
17:44Hmm.
17:46You still want one?
17:47Oh, okay.
17:48If you do.
17:50My lover for young me.
17:52Right, you.
17:53Here you go.
17:54I think this is going to be quite good fun.
17:57Definitely.
17:58Yeah.
18:02I am an idiot.
18:04Oh, hi.
18:05How are you?
18:06Er, what do you mean?
18:07I'm an absolute disaster with men.
18:10Oh, no.
18:11They're a disaster with you.
18:13That doesn't make you an idiot.
18:15Okay, so what does practically throwing myself at one and stripping off make me then?
18:19Sorry, you're going to have to give me a bit more information.
18:21Okay, so I was born and then I started making stupid decisions and, well, now you're up to date.
18:25Oh, just honestly, I thought he was into me and the...
18:28What?
18:29Well, he wasn't.
18:33Was this, um, person mean to you?
18:37No, no, he was lovely.
18:40Couldn't get away quick enough, though.
18:42After I'd lured him in like I was in some sort of carry-on film, I mean, carry-on being
18:47a loser.
18:49Look, this is Ross, by the way.
18:51Right.
18:51Obviously.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Said that he's sort of seeing someone, whatever that means.
18:59Gabby, Gabby, look, you know, you are a gorgeous, young, beautiful lady.
19:04Yeah, and I just need to find a man that thinks that, yeah, I know.
19:09Sorry.
19:09What for?
19:11Well, bursting in.
19:14Oh, you can burst in whenever you like.
19:17Right, can I use your loo?
19:21Yeah.
19:47Ah, busy in here today.
19:50Yo, Aaron, er, um, thanks for the van, man.
19:55It devours.
19:58It does what?
20:00That just means it's good.
20:02Why don't I just say that?
20:03You're gonna have to talk a bit slower when you're round him.
20:07Can I get you a custard cream?
20:09You can get me a hammer.
20:11I love this man, man.
20:13I love this man, man.
20:13Here you are.
20:14Better than a custard cream.
20:15Oh, nice one.
20:16Oh, you've been an absolute legend, you, since your dad's been on the men, haven't you?
20:20Not really.
20:22He's not always right about everything, but he's bob on with that.
20:28Sir Graham reckons he nearly caught someone today.
20:30The arsonist.
20:31And I am sorry about all that again.
20:33No, man, it's all good, don't worry about it.
20:35My little metal love shack's apology enough.
20:38Not love shack.
20:39Not love shack.
20:40Just a normal shack.
20:44Caught them, hey?
20:45Well, not nearly caught them, actually.
20:48He's been keeping an eye on the place since Joe thought it was me and Robert starting the fires.
20:52And he reckons that he's seen someone today acting all suspicious and they were too far away to make out
20:56who it was.
20:59So, no clue apart from someone?
21:01No, just someone in the dark, aren't you?
21:03Which is pretty much everyone we know.
21:05Anyway, Joe's putting cameras up and all that now, so...
21:09I am so glad I'm off the hook, bro.
21:11And someone will be on it soon enough.
21:14God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:40God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:41God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:41God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:41God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:41God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:42God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:42God help him when I get my hands on him.
21:43God help him when I get my hands on him.