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Cast: Jane Russell, Groucho Marx, Frank Sinatra, Don McGuire, Howard Freeman, Nestor Paiva, Frank Orth
Director: Irving Cummings
Synopsis: Bank teller Johnny Dalton, too poor to marry his sweetheart 'Mibs' Goodhug, saves a big-time bookie from a beating and receives a munificent reward...which just happens to match a mysterious shortage at the bank! Will Johnny's pal, eccentric waiter Emile, get him out of trouble...or in so deep he'll never get out?
Director: Irving Cummings
Synopsis: Bank teller Johnny Dalton, too poor to marry his sweetheart 'Mibs' Goodhug, saves a big-time bookie from a beating and receives a munificent reward...which just happens to match a mysterious shortage at the bank! Will Johnny's pal, eccentric waiter Emile, get him out of trouble...or in so deep he'll never get out?
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00:00:05The End
00:02:31He won't get that raise.
00:02:35McKissick just can't turn him down so close to Christmas.
00:02:38Look, beautiful, what do you see in that guy?
00:02:40He's got about as much future as a snowman.
00:02:45That's an opportunity, Naka.
00:02:46This may be your last chance to go out with the Yale man who happens to be the son of
00:02:50the president and founder of the California Fidelity Trust.
00:02:53Please go away.
00:02:55Twenty branches, ten million dollars hanging from every branch.
00:02:58God, don't you ever give up.
00:03:00And I'm pretty, too.
00:03:01What a combination.
00:03:02Money, rosy cheeks, money, flashing teeth, money, curly hair, and money.
00:03:20And you see, Mr. McKissick, with prices going up on everything, I thought...
00:03:23A recession is just around the corner.
00:03:25What?
00:03:26I said a recession is just around the corner.
00:03:28Just yesterday, R.B. Pulsiver himself predicted it.
00:03:33Uh, yes, I know.
00:03:35Well, that's the reason I thought it's about time...
00:03:36Dalton, how much business went through your hands last month at window number four?
00:03:41Oh, about, uh, $300,000.
00:03:44$300,000.
00:03:45That's quite a responsibility.
00:03:46Most young men would be proud of being trusted with such a vast sum, but you're not satisfied.
00:03:51But it's not the money that goes through my hands, Mr. McKissick.
00:03:55It's what sticks to him.
00:03:56After all, I'm $42.50 a week.
00:03:58$42.50 a week.
00:04:00You're a single man, young, in good health.
00:04:03You are in good health, aren't you?
00:04:04Yes, sir.
00:04:05Sleep well?
00:04:06Mm-hmm.
00:04:06Eat three wholesome meals a day.
00:04:08You sleep better than I do.
00:04:09You have work that you respect and enjoy.
00:04:11I only eat three meals a day.
00:04:14But Mr. McKissick...
00:04:15And I can't wear more than one suit at a time.
00:04:18And I don't mind telling you that you've got a suit on there that looks a good deal better than
00:04:22mine.
00:04:24Haven't been on a buying spree, have you?
00:04:26I haven't been buying anything.
00:04:28That's just the point.
00:04:29I'd like to be able to buy things now and then.
00:04:32What sort of thing?
00:04:33Oh, things to use.
00:04:35After all, I've been with the bank a long time now.
00:04:38And I'd like to get married, too.
00:04:39Married?
00:04:40On $42.50 a week?
00:04:43Dalton, that doesn't make sense.
00:04:53Oh, gee, Johnny, look at that kitchen.
00:04:55Isn't it dreamy?
00:04:56We'd better get some lunch and hurry back to the bank.
00:04:58We'll be dreaming up a couple of new jobs.
00:05:02Johnny, we could get a dime store wedding ring and get the furniture instead.
00:05:07After a little over $1,000, we could completely furnish an apartment with rugs and draperies and everything.
00:05:13Mibs.
00:05:15We'd only have to pay a third down.
00:05:18Oh, Johnny, look.
00:05:21Two can live as cheaply as one.
00:05:23In these times, honey, one can't live as cheaply as one.
00:05:27I love you, Mibs.
00:05:29But a happy marriage is based on security and a future.
00:05:32And if we did get married, how would we manage?
00:05:34I have nothing.
00:05:35How would we live?
00:05:36I'm sure something would come along.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40And we'd have to feed that, too.
00:05:47It's no use, Mibs.
00:05:48Without that raise, we'll never have enough to get married on.
00:05:52Darling, it isn't the end of the world.
00:05:54Look, the sun's still up there.
00:05:56Big as life and twice as happy.
00:05:57Sure.
00:05:58He doesn't work for the friendly bank.
00:06:00And McKissick isn't his boss.
00:06:02Oh, I'm so confused, I don't know what to do.
00:06:05Why don't you rob the bank?
00:06:06Now, that's an idea, Emil.
00:06:08Sure.
00:06:09I'll rob the bank, and when they discover I'm gone,
00:06:11they'll leave a little light burning for me in my teller's window.
00:06:13Take the case of Sam Schlemmer, alias Benny the Beetle.
00:06:16He wanted to get married, but having no money,
00:06:18he stuck up the Chicago Merchants Trust,
00:06:19stashed away the loot and took his rap like a man.
00:06:22That was April 3rd, 1903.
00:06:24When he got out of jail, his girl was still waiting,
00:06:26and they left on their honeymoon.
00:06:27How long did she have to wait?
00:06:28Only 33 years.
00:06:30Some honeymoon.
00:06:31Can't have everything.
00:06:33I think that's a beautiful story, Emil.
00:06:36Thank you, Mildred.
00:06:38Incidentally, Johnny, may I talk to you alone?
00:06:40No.
00:06:41You still haven't paid me back the five I loaned you last week.
00:06:44Don't be too hasty.
00:06:45This is a sure thing.
00:06:46I've got a horse going in the third so fast that he'll win the second.
00:06:49No.
00:06:50He doesn't trust me.
00:06:52I don't approve of betting on horses.
00:06:53Johnny, you don't approve of lots of things,
00:06:55but still lots of people do them.
00:06:57Emil, we don't have much time.
00:06:58Would you snap it up and get me the Merchants' Lunch?
00:07:00Typical bank like.
00:07:01No real merchant ever ordered the Merchants' Lunch.
00:07:05Johnny, I've been telling you for years,
00:07:06you've got to learn to enjoy life.
00:07:08Live dangerously.
00:07:09I'll get you the pickled pig's feet.
00:07:10I hate pickled pig's feet.
00:07:13These have all had pedicures.
00:07:15The Merchants' Lunch.
00:07:17No daring.
00:07:19No imagination.
00:07:21Typical bank like.
00:07:22Now, Mildred here, she's an adventurer.
00:07:24She loves pickled pig's feet.
00:07:25The Merchants' Lunch.
00:07:28What's the matter with you two?
00:07:29The wedding off again?
00:07:30Will you please get us the lunch?
00:07:31You're not getting any younger, you know.
00:07:33I'll lunch, Emil.
00:07:35And neither are you.
00:07:36Gather your rosebuds while you may.
00:07:38Old time is still a-flying.
00:07:39And this same flower that smiles today,
00:07:42tomorrow will be dying.
00:07:44Then be not coy, but use your time.
00:07:46And while you may go marry,
00:07:47for having lost but once your prime,
00:07:49you may forever tarry.
00:07:50Robert Herrick, 1583.
00:07:52Do we have to have poetry?
00:07:54Why not?
00:07:55It goes with the lunch.
00:07:57What a character.
00:07:59He makes sense, though.
00:08:02Johnny.
00:08:03Yeah?
00:08:04Have you ever thought about
00:08:05what's going to happen to you?
00:08:06To us?
00:08:08Are we just going to go on and on and on?
00:08:11Who said we're just going to go on and on and on?
00:08:14Mibs, do you think I enjoy
00:08:15handing out money to other people
00:08:17and then spending all afternoon
00:08:19adding up how much I handed out all morning?
00:08:22I hate banking.
00:08:23I hate figures.
00:08:24I hate addition and subtraction.
00:08:26And I hate being an old maid.
00:08:29Oh, baby.
00:08:31I wish we could get married today,
00:08:33but without that raise it...
00:08:35Well, look.
00:08:36Our combined gross annual income
00:08:38is $4,212.25
00:08:41before taxes.
00:08:44You have it all figured out to the penny, haven't you?
00:08:47Mm-hmm.
00:08:48You've got your whole life planned like a bank statement.
00:08:51My father got married
00:08:53when he was only making $18 a week.
00:08:56And steak was nine cents a pound.
00:08:59No, baby, it won't work.
00:09:01It's too much of a gamble.
00:09:02Well, what's wrong with gambling?
00:09:04That kind of thing.
00:09:05What's wrong with taking a chance
00:09:06and getting married on the spur of the moment
00:09:08just because you love somebody so much?
00:09:10What would we use for money on the spur of the moment?
00:09:12You don't get lucky, Johnny.
00:09:13Look at my Uncle Julius.
00:09:15When he got married, he was a pauper.
00:09:16Then overnight, he made a fortune in the lumber business.
00:09:18Overnight?
00:09:19They discovered trees on his property.
00:09:22Emil,
00:09:22they want you in the kitchen.
00:09:24Somebody must want you.
00:09:25If you were half the man she thinks you are,
00:09:27you'd marry this lovely girl right now,
00:09:29even if you had to live with her in a tree.
00:09:30Remember, Johnny,
00:09:31a man in love is never afraid to take the long chance.
00:09:34The trouble with you is
00:09:35you don't really love Mildred at all.
00:09:37Maybe that is it.
00:09:39Would a man who loved you eat like that
00:09:40at a time like this?
00:09:41No.
00:09:42I'm hungry.
00:09:43Is that such a crime?
00:09:44A man who loved you like Sam Schlemmer,
00:09:46alias Benny the Beatle,
00:09:47would rob for you,
00:09:48steal for you,
00:09:48murder for you.
00:09:49Live in a tree for me.
00:09:51Exactly.
00:09:51But not Johnny.
00:09:52Oh, no.
00:09:53What he's really thinking is
00:09:54I've led this girl along for three long years,
00:09:56and now that she wants to tie me down,
00:09:58now that she's thinking of marriage,
00:09:59how can I start a quarrel and get rid of her?
00:10:01Now, just a minute.
00:10:02You're right, Emil.
00:10:03You're absolutely right.
00:10:05Well, if you're going to listen to him,
00:10:06you can't care very much for me.
00:10:08Yeah, the E. Rosebuds,
00:10:08while he may.
00:10:09Well, maybe I don't care.
00:10:11Maybe emails open my eyes to something.
00:10:14You and your combined gross annual income.
00:10:17I hate adding and subtracting, too.
00:10:20And I think that maybe you and I just don't add up.
00:10:33Are you satisfied now?
00:10:34No, she didn't leave me a tip.
00:10:37Well, aren't you going to run after her
00:10:38and get down on your knees
00:10:39and beg her forgiveness?
00:10:40That was the whole idea.
00:10:41Petey idea.
00:10:43Maybe I don't want to run after her
00:10:44because maybe I'm right.
00:10:46She'll see it my way
00:10:47and realize that I was only thinking of our future.
00:10:50Alias Sam the Beatle.
00:10:52His for my lunch.
00:10:53It was good for a change.
00:10:54What was it?
00:10:55Pickled pig's feet.
00:11:08Hey.
00:11:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:10What's your big idea?
00:11:11Go away, boy, will you?
00:11:13Oh, wait.
00:11:14Wait a minute.
00:11:19Hey, Lefty.
00:11:20Get this boy scout off me, will you?
00:11:24Come on.
00:11:24Let's go, Lefty.
00:11:28Are you hurt badly?
00:11:29No.
00:11:30Well, we better get the police
00:11:31and tell them what happened.
00:11:32What happened?
00:11:33Well, those two men
00:11:34who were slugging you.
00:11:34I didn't see anybody slugging anybody.
00:11:36You didn't see anybody?
00:11:37Thanks anyway, son.
00:11:37But I just saw...
00:11:40Oh, look.
00:11:40I go this way.
00:11:42There's a fellow named McKissick.
00:11:43I gotta...
00:11:48This is as far as I go.
00:11:49Come on in a minute.
00:11:50I'd like to show my appreciation.
00:11:51Well, I'm awfully late, sir.
00:11:53And if it's all right,
00:11:53everything's all right.
00:11:54I'd like to...
00:11:54Wait a minute.
00:11:55I'll see.
00:11:56How's it look, Max?
00:11:57All clear, boss.
00:11:58There ain't a cop between here
00:11:59and Santa Anita.
00:12:01Come in, son.
00:12:02What?
00:12:04I said, come in.
00:12:05I'll make a fight with you.
00:12:06Well, honestly,
00:12:07you don't owe me anything.
00:12:08Boss, what happened to you?
00:12:10Three guesses.
00:12:11Step in, son.
00:12:12I think I'd better run along.
00:12:14I don't wear shirts anyway.
00:12:16I said, step in.
00:12:18Didn't I, Frankie boy?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:30A late scratch at the fairgrounds.
00:12:33Ballerina's baby.
00:12:34What happened to your kisser?
00:12:35What's up?
00:12:36What's up, boys?
00:12:37A couple of Chick Sloan boys
00:12:38tried to rough me up.
00:12:39Think they can scare me out
00:12:40before Santa Anita opens.
00:12:42I'm gonna bust that
00:12:43two-bit syndicate of his wide open.
00:12:45I've got three sharp nags
00:12:46running today.
00:12:47We're gonna ride them
00:12:48and ride them hard.
00:12:49What if Chick gets wise?
00:12:52He won't.
00:12:53I run classes for boys like him.
00:12:55We'll bet everything we've got
00:12:55in his horse rooms
00:12:56all over the country.
00:12:57Not a dime in California
00:12:58so we don't tip our mitt.
00:13:00Chicago.
00:13:01Cleveland.
00:13:01New Orleans.
00:13:01New Orleans.
00:13:02Get a line and give it open up.
00:13:09Sit down, son.
00:13:10Now, look here, mister.
00:13:11I work in a bank
00:13:12and they'll wonder where I am.
00:13:13Hey!
00:13:13Keep them guessing.
00:13:15Show them you're independent.
00:13:17Joe, get over here in a hurry.
00:13:21Yeah, Chick Sloan.
00:13:22I'll teach that rat
00:13:23how to go broke
00:13:24in one easy lesson.
00:13:26I want to do something
00:13:27for you, kid.
00:13:28Just name it.
00:13:30Could you get me a telephone?
00:13:31I've had my order
00:13:32in for a year and a half now.
00:13:33Sure.
00:13:35Call me later, honey.
00:13:37Well, then,
00:13:38thanks very much.
00:13:39Wait a minute.
00:13:39That ain't enough.
00:13:43Whoa.
00:13:44What's that?
00:13:45What does it look like?
00:13:46A blotter?
00:13:47It's a thousand bucks
00:13:48for you.
00:13:50Gee, what?
00:13:51What are you drinking?
00:13:53A thousand dollar bill.
00:13:55Oh, I can't take that.
00:13:57You don't owe me anything
00:13:58like that.
00:13:58I owe you plenty.
00:14:00Chick Sloan's goons
00:14:01would have had me
00:14:01in the hospital
00:14:02for a month
00:14:02if you hadn't come along
00:14:03when you did.
00:14:04I always pay off, kid.
00:14:07What's the matter?
00:14:08Don't you like money?
00:14:09Well, sure.
00:14:10Can't think of any way
00:14:10to spin it?
00:14:11Slip it under your pillow
00:14:12tonight.
00:14:13You'll dream of something.
00:14:15Oh, a thousand dollar bill.
00:14:20I just remembered something.
00:14:21What's that?
00:14:22I don't drink.
00:14:24And what's more,
00:14:25I don't want anything
00:14:25to do with anything like this.
00:14:27I gotta...
00:14:30Hold it.
00:14:31Listen to me, son.
00:14:33When I want to show
00:14:34my appreciation,
00:14:34I expect a little cooperation.
00:14:36Don't make it tough.
00:14:37Let's say I'm lending you
00:14:38the grand.
00:14:40Harry,
00:14:41you got Chicago?
00:14:42Put 20 G's down
00:14:43on Heavenly Queen.
00:14:45You heard me.
00:14:4620 big ones.
00:14:47On the nose.
00:14:48Chick Sloan's place
00:14:49on Dearborn Street.
00:14:51All right.
00:14:51All right.
00:14:51I'll take it.
00:14:52It's probably counterfeit,
00:14:53but I'll take it.
00:14:53Now, please let me
00:14:54go back to the bank.
00:14:55Harry,
00:14:55make it 21.
00:14:57Put 20 down for me
00:14:58and a grand
00:14:58for an old pal.
00:15:00Well, look.
00:15:00I work in a bank
00:15:01and I'm not allowed
00:15:02to bet on horses.
00:15:03Everybody's allowed
00:15:04to bet on horses.
00:15:04They are?
00:15:05It's in the Constitution.
00:15:06Oh, yeah.
00:15:06Relax, kid.
00:15:07You got a thousand bucks
00:15:08riding on Heavenly Queen.
00:15:17Libs.
00:15:19Dalton's over an hour late.
00:15:20You any idea
00:15:20where he's going?
00:15:22No, I just know
00:15:22where I'd like him to go,
00:15:23but we don't have
00:15:24a branch down there.
00:15:25Well,
00:15:27old man opportunity
00:15:27knocks again.
00:15:28Say, would you like to go?
00:15:30Yes.
00:15:30Now, wait a second.
00:15:31How am I going to learn to be a wolf if you give in so easily?
00:15:34Bob, please take me out tonight.
00:15:36You think I'm the type of man that takes out a girl that's engaged?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39All right.
00:15:40I'll pick you up at 8.30.
00:15:41Where would you like to go?
00:15:42I want to go someplace where it costs a dollar and a half for bread and butter.
00:15:46Where the music's so expensive that you can hardly hear it.
00:15:50I want to drink champagne and cointreau and just anything that you can't mix with cola.
00:15:55I want to dance and dance and stay out so late that the neighbors will talk.
00:16:00I want to enjoy life.
00:16:02I want to live...
00:16:04live dangerously.
00:16:07What an opportunity for a here like me.
00:16:14Four, five, six.
00:16:17There you are, son.
00:16:19Six grand.
00:16:20Compliments at Chick Sloan.
00:16:23That is my money.
00:16:25Nobody loans $1,000 without collateral and nobody gives away $6,000 without a note.
00:16:29Cosign is a 6%...
00:16:31This is a new kind of a bank.
00:16:32With horses.
00:16:33I loaned you $1,000, remember?
00:16:35Now look.
00:16:37You're returning the loan, see?
00:16:38You wouldn't be returning a G unless I lent you a G, would you?
00:16:41That proves I lent it to you, doesn't it?
00:16:43Now you can take the five grand you won and nobody can say boo and we're even.
00:16:47Nobody hands out that kind of money without wanting anything.
00:16:50What's the matter, Junior?
00:16:51My money no good?
00:16:52Well, I didn't mean to insult you, but I don't want the money.
00:16:57Something wrong with you, kid?
00:16:58We ought to give this guy a saliva test.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:03Okay, I'll take it.
00:17:04That's right.
00:17:05Force yourself.
00:17:10Yeah?
00:17:11Where?
00:17:12Okay, put 20 Gs on.
00:17:15Hold it.
00:17:17Kid, how'd you like to turn that five into 25 more?
00:17:20I don't think so.
00:17:21I'd better get back to the bank.
00:17:28Is this another sure thing?
00:17:43Figures don't lie.
00:17:45Impossible, Robert.
00:17:46There hasn't been a shortage in your father's bank or any of its branches in 32 years.
00:17:50Look, McKissick, there it is in black and white.
00:17:52Seventy-five thousand dollars missing.
00:17:54Seventy-five thousand.
00:17:56All right, Robert.
00:17:57All right.
00:17:57You better call the bonding company.
00:17:59Have them investigate every employee.
00:18:01Find out if anybody is living beyond their means.
00:18:03Speculating in the market.
00:18:05Gambling or...
00:18:09What a parley.
00:18:11You're in the money, kid.
00:18:13You're in the money.
00:18:14There you are, son.
00:18:15Your original five plus 25.
00:18:17That makes 30,000.
00:18:19Dollars?
00:18:22Don't answer it.
00:18:24Scotty?
00:18:25Don't talk to him.
00:18:26Got it.
00:18:26Ignore him.
00:18:27You're a pal, Scotty.
00:18:29You got to stick with it, kid.
00:18:30You bring me luck.
00:18:31You got the golden touch.
00:18:32I'll come around and touch a dozen eggs for you tomorrow,
00:18:34but I don't want to bet any more now.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:37We're shooting the roll on Marcy Ford's Beetle.
00:18:39No.
00:18:39Take the line price.
00:18:40No, no.
00:18:41Yeah, this is it.
00:18:42Seventy thousand for me and thirty thousand for my friend.
00:18:44No, no, listen to him.
00:18:45No.
00:18:45Yeah, when I get through with Chick Sloan,
00:18:47I'll put a jockey on his back and ride him over the border.
00:18:49No, no.
00:18:50Sit down, kid.
00:18:51If this comes in, you're loaded.
00:18:53If it doesn't, I'll go out and get loaded.
00:18:57Relax.
00:18:58They're off.
00:18:59Third eating is going to the front.
00:19:01Sudden Riches is running second.
00:19:02Magyla moving up to third.
00:19:03Now Sudden Riches is moving up to the outside.
00:19:07Hey, it's a boat race.
00:19:08Your horse is in.
00:19:09At the half, it's Sudden Riches taking the lead and drawing clear.
00:19:13Come on, Sudden Riches.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:14You didn't bet on Sudden Riches.
00:19:16I didn't bet on Sudden Riches.
00:19:17End of the far turn.
00:19:18There goes Magyla.
00:19:19He's neck and neck with Sudden Riches.
00:19:21Now it's Magyla in the lead.
00:19:23Come on, Magyla.
00:19:24Come on.
00:19:24Not that plug.
00:19:25I'm coming fast as Johnny completely finds racing room on the inside and gets through.
00:19:30Come on, Dan.
00:19:31Am I getting any warmer?
00:19:33Well, which horse?
00:19:35Which one am I betting on?
00:19:36It's a driving finish.
00:19:37Four noses on the wire.
00:19:39And it's Sorus.
00:19:40Sorus wins it by a nose.
00:19:51Sorus.
00:19:52What a horse.
00:19:58$38,000, $39,000, $40,000.
00:20:01That's all the cash I have on hand, kid.
00:20:03Drop by tomorrow for the other $20,000.
00:20:08You mean I won?
00:20:10This is all true?
00:20:12It's really happening?
00:20:14Did you hear what he said?
00:20:15It's really happening.
00:20:16We're going to get married.
00:20:16We can get married now.
00:20:17Don't you understand?
00:20:18Oh, that's wonderful.
00:20:19Thank you, mister.
00:20:20I'll see you tomorrow.
00:20:23Now!
00:20:24Now we can get a place.
00:20:25We'll have cars and horses and chickens and quads up.
00:20:28Let's just wait till I tell them.
00:20:29Just wait till I tell them.
00:20:36Oh, thank you.
00:20:38Thank you very much.
00:20:39You're wonderful.
00:20:40There really is a Santa Claus.
00:20:52Look, Johnny, you've robbed the bank.
00:20:54Congratulations.
00:20:54I'll hide you in the kitchen, but as soon as it gets dark, you head for the border.
00:20:58You listen to me.
00:20:59Now, the first thing you've got to do is to blow town until this thing cools off.
00:21:02If the bank issues a warrant for your arrest, I'll send it to the automobile club.
00:21:05They take care of everything.
00:21:06But I didn't steal the money.
00:21:07I know.
00:21:08You've got a rich uncle with one foot in the grave, and you tripped him.
00:21:10I have no uncle, Amy.
00:21:12Stop being silly.
00:21:13I want to get your coat.
00:21:14You're going to be my best man.
00:21:15Mibs and I are going to get married.
00:21:17Where are you holding the ceremony?
00:21:18Alcatraz?
00:21:19All this money.
00:21:20I want it on the horses.
00:21:22That's foolish, Johnny.
00:21:23You don't bet on horses.
00:21:24Well, I don't, but I did.
00:21:25I mean, I don't have to anymore.
00:21:26You've been drinking, Johnny.
00:21:27Nobody in their right mind bets on horses.
00:21:30You bet on it.
00:21:30Never my own money.
00:21:31Only what I can borrow.
00:21:32I borrowed some.
00:21:33It was loaned to me.
00:21:34A thousand dollars.
00:21:35Listen, Emil.
00:21:36Heavenly Queen.
00:21:37Six to one.
00:21:38Misery.
00:21:38Five to one.
00:21:39And Soros.
00:21:40Even money.
00:21:40Forty thousand and twenty more to come.
00:21:43How nice that would look sewed in the lining of my coat.
00:21:45I'm going to give it all a miss for a Christmas present.
00:21:48Well, I'll bet when she sees it, she'll have a big lump in her throat.
00:21:50Maybe not, but she'll certainly have a lump in her stocking.
00:21:52No more window shopping.
00:21:54She can have anything she wants.
00:21:55Now you're talking.
00:21:56Live dangerously.
00:21:57You've got it.
00:21:57Spend it.
00:21:58Spend it all.
00:21:59All?
00:22:00It's only money.
00:22:01Emil.
00:22:02You didn't finish the floor.
00:22:04I'm taking the day off, Mr. Baganucci.
00:22:06If you have any objections, call up the waiters' union and ask for Otto.
00:22:10Arrivederci.
00:22:10Good afternoon.
00:22:12It's only money.
00:22:15It's only gold.
00:22:17But you can't get enough of the wonderful stuff that you jingle on for.
00:22:25It's only money.
00:22:27It fluctuates.
00:22:30But there's this thing about it.
00:22:32The poor snook without it.
00:22:33The girls don't give dates.
00:22:36I love the art work.
00:22:39The treasury sure does smart work.
00:22:43The nicest people we know are the people who get their faces on dough.
00:22:49It's only money.
00:22:53It's only dough.
00:22:56And the people who crave it, who worship and save it, all come to know.
00:23:01You can't take it with you when you go.
00:23:09And our bonding company has relentless operatives.
00:23:12They never give up.
00:23:13It may take a year, ten years, twenty or thirty.
00:23:16And sometimes the malefactor waits a whole lifetime and dies without ever having used a single penny.
00:23:28Keep the motor on it.
00:23:37As many embezzlers have found out, it is impossible to outweigh justice.
00:23:42If you think you can outweigh them, lay low until things cool off.
00:23:45Get that foolish thought out of your mind.
00:23:47We're going to get married and quit our job.
00:23:49Mr. McKissick.
00:23:50Oh, to heck with McKissick.
00:23:52We're buying a ranch with quadruplets, so we have to get married first.
00:23:55John Dalton, you've been drinking.
00:23:57And of all the time.
00:23:58And I bought you some flowers and diamonds and a mink coat.
00:24:01And the top goes up and down.
00:24:02Oh, to do such a thing.
00:24:03And you pick a day when the bank has been robbed.
00:24:06Well, I picked a day, huh?
00:24:07Lead us to the culprit.
00:24:08And let me make one more thing absolutely clear to this embezzler, whoever he may be.
00:24:13You will never have an opportunity to enjoy your ill-gained fortunes.
00:24:17You will never have a chance to spend one dime of our seventy-five thousand dollars.
00:24:22That is why I say confess.
00:24:24Confess now.
00:24:25Or face the possibility of spending half your lifetime behind the bars of a federal penitentiary.
00:24:41Quiet, quiet.
00:24:43There's a shortage in the bank.
00:24:44How much did you get this time?
00:24:45Let's get out of here.
00:24:46West Miller, tying up McKissick?
00:24:48What courage!
00:24:49And I was telling you to live dangerously.
00:24:50Oh, brother.
00:25:02The man with the sunbrasses, he'll tell you how I got the money.
00:25:04And he'll tell Mibbs, too.
00:25:05And McKissick.
00:25:06Johnny, listen to me.
00:25:08The car's got a full tank.
00:25:09You're facing south.
00:25:10You step on the starter and head for the border.
00:25:12Oh, please, Emil.
00:25:13You know very well I'm no bank robber.
00:25:16All right.
00:25:17Hope you know what you're talking about.
00:25:19Nice horse room I've ever seen where you could lose your shirt and have it mended at the same time.
00:25:25You can't get in there just like that.
00:25:27No?
00:25:27Uh-uh.
00:25:30What's that for?
00:25:31Signal.
00:25:34Try the Morse code.
00:25:36Let's use my system.
00:25:42Yes?
00:25:43All our salesmen are out.
00:25:45But if you can tell me which shirt you're looking for.
00:25:48What happened here?
00:25:48Where are all the horses?
00:25:49I mean the telephones.
00:25:51And what are all these women doing here without men?
00:25:53I beg your pardon?
00:25:54Wrong shirt, shop.
00:25:56Look at her.
00:25:56No sunglasses.
00:25:57Oh, no.
00:25:58This is the place.
00:25:59I remember.
00:26:00They had a lot of phones here.
00:26:01And there was all kinds of betting going on all over the country.
00:26:03And that guy still owes me $20,000.
00:26:06Where's the man with the sunglasses?
00:26:09Why, you're not wearing sunglasses.
00:26:12And you're not even a man.
00:26:15I'm glad you can tell the difference.
00:26:21Amo, you know what they've done here?
00:26:23They've changed the whole place around.
00:26:25Honestly, they did.
00:26:26Just three hours ago, this was a horse room.
00:26:28And these ladies were men.
00:26:30It's witchcraft.
00:26:31Please excuse him.
00:26:32He just got in from the Pacific.
00:26:34Hasn't seen a woman in years.
00:26:42Max.
00:26:43Now you'll see.
00:26:44Max, what happened?
00:26:46Where is everybody?
00:26:46Was it the Chick Sloan mob?
00:26:48Or did the police get wiser to set up?
00:26:49Were you addressing me, old chap?
00:26:52You're not Santa Claus.
00:26:54You're an imposter.
00:26:56All right, Johnny.
00:26:58Oh, honest, Amo.
00:26:59This doesn't make sense.
00:27:00Santa Claus was a lookout.
00:27:02Oh, tell me you believe me.
00:27:03You do believe me, don't you?
00:27:04Of course I believe you, Johnny.
00:27:06Now, will you do me one little favor?
00:27:08Sure will.
00:27:09Head for the border.
00:27:25Yes?
00:27:26Oh, hello, Mildred.
00:27:28Is Johnny in?
00:27:30Mr. Dalton's apartment is the next one, number 2A.
00:27:33Oh, thank you.
00:27:34What do you mean, is Johnny in?
00:27:36Well, I just thought...
00:27:37Do you think I'm in the habit of entertaining people like this?
00:27:40I know what kind of a girl I think you are.
00:27:43Anyway, I wouldn't invite John Dalton in here if he were starving.
00:28:01Who is it?
00:28:02It's me, Amo.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Just a second.
00:28:12What are you here for, pal?
00:28:15Got some information for you.
00:28:17You can take a plane from the airport and be in Mexico City in 8 hours.
00:28:20Now, look, Emil.
00:28:20I didn't rob the bank and I'm not taking a plane to any city.
00:28:24Johnny, I don't know whether you did or whether you didn't.
00:28:26I've got an open mind on the subject.
00:28:27That's wide of you.
00:28:28But I would like to be present when you explain to J. Edgar Hoover
00:28:31that you won $60,000 on a shape.
00:28:34Never mind about that.
00:28:35What did you do with the car?
00:28:37Park it in front of the police station.
00:28:38You'll never get a ticket there.
00:28:42Nibs.
00:28:43Nibs.
00:28:44She can't hear you through the wall.
00:28:46What do you want now?
00:28:48California concrete.
00:28:52Nibs, let me finish telling you exactly what happened this afternoon.
00:28:55Not exactly.
00:28:56Exactly wouldn't make a good story.
00:28:58Embroider it a little.
00:28:59Look, the man that I saved took me into the shirt shop
00:29:02and gave me one little drink.
00:29:05And with one little drink, you try to get me to marry you
00:29:08with promises of ranches and diamonds and shirt shop my eye.
00:29:14Look, it wasn't exactly a shirt shop, Nibs.
00:29:16It was a horse room.
00:29:17I mean, it isn't anymore.
00:29:19Never tell a woman.
00:29:20She'll blab everything all over town.
00:29:22You'll have your picture in every post office by morning.
00:29:24Shh.
00:29:24Be quiet.
00:29:25And then he gave me $1,000.
00:29:27What was his name?
00:29:29Santa Claus?
00:29:30No, no, no.
00:29:31Santa Claus was outside.
00:29:32He was the lookout.
00:29:33He was watching for the cops.
00:29:35Oh, Johnny.
00:29:37Stone walls do not a prison make, nor I emboss a cage.
00:29:41Richard Lovelace, 1583.
00:29:44I don't want to hear another word out of you
00:29:47until you've sobered up.
00:29:48And even then, I'm not sure that...
00:29:52Quick, out the window.
00:29:53Take your cigar from Honduras.
00:29:54Nice drive.
00:29:55Slur doorbell.
00:30:00Boy, I don't remember ordering anything from a curate company.
00:30:04Look, this time of year,
00:30:05people sometimes send other people presents.
00:30:08It's a quaint old custom.
00:30:10And I wish they'd cut it out inside.
00:30:15Merry Christmas.
00:30:17Merry Christmas.
00:30:24The mink coat.
00:30:25Oh, I'd forgotten all about the mink coat.
00:30:29Maybe she won't open it.
00:30:30They usually put those stickers on it.
00:30:32Do not open till Christmas, aren't they?
00:30:34A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
00:30:38Well, we'll have to tell her.
00:30:39Did I ever tell you about the lavender kid?
00:30:41Told his own sister about a job he'd pulled.
00:30:44She turned him in for the reward money
00:30:45and bought us to have a fur coat.
00:30:47And I was only skunk.
00:30:48Oh, Nibs wouldn't do it.
00:30:49You think she'd believe you?
00:30:52No, I guess not.
00:31:02Have you got a cold chisel?
00:31:11It's raining.
00:31:13That's her shower.
00:31:14Splendid.
00:31:15Now one of us can sneak in and get the package.
00:31:17Which one of us?
00:31:18This should be mere child's play for a man who robbed a bank.
00:31:21Emil, I told you I didn't rob the bank.
00:31:23Johnny, I believe you.
00:31:25But I'm the only one in the world who would.
00:31:27Johnny!
00:31:29Uh, what?
00:31:31Wouldn't you like to know where Bob Polkler is taking me tonight?
00:31:34No.
00:31:36Well, I'll tell you.
00:31:37He's taking me to a, to Hollywood, to a very bright nightclub.
00:31:42Keep talking.
00:31:43Keep her occupied.
00:31:45I'll bet you'll be very thrilled when he orders hamburger in French.
00:31:49You're jealous.
00:31:50Just because he spent four years at Yale.
00:31:53Six years.
00:31:55And at that he graduated magna cum nothing.
00:31:58He's a wonderful dancer.
00:32:01He could have learned that at UCLA.
00:32:04Every girl in the bank is just crazy to go out with Bob.
00:32:08They'd have to be.
00:32:10Well, anyway, he doesn't go out and imbibe too freely just because he's mad at somebody.
00:32:15I did not imbibe too freely.
00:32:18There was this alley and, and these three men.
00:32:21And Santa Claus, don't forget darling Santa Claus.
00:32:26All right, all right.
00:32:28I got drunk and I was seeing things.
00:32:32That's more like it.
00:32:34And if you'd only been mad enough to admit that in the first place.
00:32:38Johnny!
00:32:39Hey!
00:32:45You're not pregnant.
00:32:54More champagne.
00:32:55Fill it out, please.
00:32:57Babs, don't you think maybe you're living a little too dangerously?
00:33:00It's supposed to make you feel gay, isn't it?
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:05Well, then why doesn't it?
00:33:08Little Mildred feels terrible.
00:33:12Well, pretty soon you won't feel anything.
00:33:15And then we'll see whether Yale really made me a gentleman and a scholar, won't we?
00:33:20I don't like him a bit, you understand?
00:33:22Who?
00:33:23He said it.
00:33:24I didn't say anything.
00:33:26But why do I keep seeing him every time I look at you?
00:33:32Him and his mink coats and diamond rings and go up and down and up and down.
00:33:40Shoot.
00:33:42He was going to give them too.
00:33:46But he was drunk, you know.
00:33:52Disgustingly drunk.
00:34:08What's that?
00:34:10Your dinner, madame.
00:34:14Roast pheasant.
00:34:15Oh, I couldn't eat a pheasant.
00:34:21Why not?
00:34:22Oh, no, I used to feed him popcorn at the zoo.
00:34:25Oh, but Mibs, look.
00:34:26You don't...
00:34:27Not this one.
00:34:28You don't understand.
00:34:30They used to come up to me and I'd feed him.
00:34:33And they were so cute.
00:34:35Now you want me to eat it?
00:34:36Oh, now, Mibs, please.
00:34:38I want pickled pig's feet.
00:34:40Pickled pig's feet?
00:34:41Under glass.
00:34:42Mibs.
00:34:43What's wrong with pickled pig's feet just because they didn't go to Yale?
00:34:47Oh, take it away.
00:34:49Ça va, Pierre.
00:34:50Me fait pas de selu.
00:34:51C'est formidable.
00:34:52No.
00:34:53I want to go home.
00:34:54No, what you need is something to eat.
00:34:56I'm not hungry.
00:34:57Well, you're going to eat anyway.
00:34:58Henri, let me see that menu, please.
00:34:59Oui, monsieur.
00:35:02I think what Miss Goody would like to have is the viande de haché champon aux en vins.
00:35:06Bien, monsieur, bien, monsieur.
00:35:07I'll bet you're ordering me a hamburger.
00:35:11Oui, madame.
00:35:11It is the specialty of the house.
00:35:1828,000.
00:35:19Poor Mibs.
00:35:20What a dirty trick.
00:35:22Leaving an empty box under the crisp.
00:35:2429,000.
00:35:2730,000.
00:35:28This was an inspiration on my part.
00:35:30I'll never think of looking here.
00:35:31Who ever heard of a cop taking a shower?
00:35:33Oh, will you stop talking about the police?
00:35:35It makes me nervous.
00:35:36I jump every time I hear.
00:35:41Well, who is it?
00:35:42Mr. Culver.
00:35:43Open up, dog.
00:35:45It's my landlord.
00:35:46Tell me he uses his own bathroom.
00:35:48Well, like a muscle-eyed man.
00:35:48He's got a key.
00:35:49He's got a sponge, too.
00:35:51Get rid of him.
00:35:59Well, hello, Mr. Culver.
00:36:00What's wrong?
00:36:01I don't talk in the hallway.
00:36:02Listen.
00:36:03There was a man here today asking a lot of questions about you and Miss Goodyu.
00:36:06Really?
00:36:07A detective.
00:36:09Oh, you've torn my chair.
00:36:11A detective, you say?
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:13Now, I don't want to have any trouble with you.
00:36:14I've got a lot of tenants waiting for these apartments.
00:36:16What have you done?
00:36:18Well, what did he want to know, Mr. Culver?
00:36:19What did he want to know?
00:36:20Mm-hmm.
00:36:21If you've been gambling, spending money, and buying expensive things, a lot of silly things.
00:36:26Well, what did you tell him, sir?
00:36:27What did I tell him?
00:36:28What could I tell him?
00:36:29I told him that you didn't even pay last month's rent.
00:36:31Oh, well, thank you very much.
00:36:32That's nice of you.
00:36:38My bathroom!
00:36:39What are you doing to my bathroom?
00:36:46Well, I like this.
00:36:48You do?
00:36:49Well, join me.
00:36:51Dalton, I demand an explanation.
00:36:54Hey, yes, sir.
00:36:54You see, he happens to be a friend of mine, Mr. Culver.
00:36:56Just got in from the Pacific.
00:36:57Haven't seen a bathtub in years.
00:36:59All right, Dalton, all right.
00:37:00But whatever you're doing, this bringing detectives around, stop doing it.
00:37:03Yes, sir.
00:37:04I'll try my best, sir.
00:37:05Good night, Mr. Culver.
00:37:06Good night.
00:37:12Did you get rid of him?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14We better find some other place to hide the money.
00:37:17I think we shrunk this one.
00:37:19It's no use, Amo.
00:37:20First time in my life I get any dough, I can't use it.
00:37:23Can't even quit my job without having the bonding company detectives on my neck.
00:37:27You are in a barrel of rice with your mouth sewn up.
00:37:30Old Chinese proverb.
00:37:32Of course, you could hide it in your shoe, hollow out the heel.
00:37:36Wait a minute, the lavender kid.
00:37:37He got away with it for years.
00:37:38Kept it under his false teeth.
00:37:39I happen to have my own teeth.
00:37:42We could fix that.
00:37:44Look, Amo.
00:37:45I'm no lavender kid or Sam Schlimmer, alias Benny the Beatle.
00:37:49I won this money and Mibs and I are going to enjoy it.
00:37:52I'm going straight to McKissick in the morning and tell him the whole thing.
00:37:55He may not believe me at first, but the important thing is to tell him the truth.
00:37:58The what?
00:38:00The truth.
00:38:01Oh, that old thing.
00:38:03Look, Johnny, if you tell McKissick that crazy story here...
00:38:06It isn't a crazy story.
00:38:08Or is it?
00:38:11Oh, Amo, what am I going to do?
00:38:15I've got the perfect solution.
00:38:17This ought to get me off with about 60 years.
00:38:20You can't use this money.
00:38:21You can't hide it.
00:38:22You can't deposit it in a bank.
00:38:23It might be 50 years before you can lay a finger on a penny of it, right?
00:38:27Right.
00:38:28Suppose I deposit it.
00:38:31You?
00:38:32In some little out-of-the-way bank.
00:38:34In whose name?
00:38:37Mine, actually.
00:38:39Naturally.
00:38:41You know, Amo, I'm deeply touched by your kind offer of assistance.
00:38:46And I'm so grateful that you're willing to take these tremendous risks just to help me.
00:38:51But somewhere way back in my mind there's a little voice that keeps saying,
00:38:56Dalton, don't be a schmo.
00:38:58Some out-of-the-way bank.
00:39:01Think it over, Johnny.
00:39:02I'm sincerely trying to help.
00:39:03If you don't trust me, who else can you trust?
00:39:07Yeah, I guess you're right, Amo.
00:39:09There's nobody else I can turn to.
00:39:12I better take the mink coat, too.
00:39:14Well, do you have to?
00:39:15Suppose the bonding company detectives come back and search the apartment.
00:39:18I'll return it to the store in the morning.
00:39:21Say, you'll be careful with the money, won't you?
00:39:23Don't worry about a thing.
00:39:24I'll hide it in the apartment.
00:39:26Will it be safe there?
00:39:27Of course it will.
00:39:28If I go out tonight, I'll hire a sitter for my mattress.
00:39:47Won't you step into my parlor?
00:39:52I never, never go into strange men's apartment.
00:39:56This is your apartment.
00:39:57It is?
00:39:58Mm-hmm.
00:39:59Hmm.
00:40:03It is.
00:40:05I guess I've got a right to go into my own apartment, haven't I?
00:40:15I don't feel very good.
00:40:25This little piggy went to market and...
00:40:30What are you doing here?
00:40:32Well, uh, that remains to be seen.
00:40:37And heard.
00:40:39What's he doing in here?
00:40:40He lives here.
00:40:42Here?
00:40:43Over there.
00:40:44On the other side of the wall.
00:40:46Thin, you know.
00:40:47How thin?
00:40:48Thin enough.
00:40:50Very thin.
00:40:51Goodbye.
00:40:52Hello.
00:41:01Hello is right.
00:41:28Johnny, you're not mad at me, are you?
00:41:33Because I went out with Bob.
00:41:39You're not jealous, are you, Johnny?
00:41:42No.
00:41:43Sleepy.
00:41:56Johnny, what's the matter?
00:41:58Don't you love me anymore?
00:42:13Kisses and tears
00:42:17That's all our love is
00:42:21It's nothing but kisses and tears
00:42:29You don't seem to need
00:42:33The slightest reason
00:42:36To chase the sunshine
00:42:40And bring on the rainy season
00:42:48Kisses and tears
00:42:52It's up to you
00:42:54If we laugh
00:42:57Or we cry
00:42:59Through the years
00:43:05Unless you trust me
00:43:07Whenever a doubt appears
00:43:11Your future with me
00:43:14Will continue to be
00:43:17Kisses and tears
00:43:22Kisses and tears
00:43:25That's all our love is
00:43:29It's nothing but kisses and tears
00:43:38When I kiss you
00:43:40There is no reaction
00:43:45You're too busy
00:43:48You're too busy
00:43:49With addition
00:43:50Addition
00:43:51And subtraction
00:43:56Kisses and tears
00:43:58Kisses and tears
00:44:00It's up to you
00:44:02It's up to you
00:44:03If we laugh
00:44:04Or we cry
00:44:06Through the years
00:44:12Unless you trust me
00:44:15Whenever a doubt appears
00:44:18Your future with me
00:44:22Will continue to be
00:44:25Kisses and tears
00:44:29Kisses and tears
00:44:33Kisses and tears
00:44:38Good night, Mr. Cofer
00:44:47He's been showering her with gifts
00:44:49There's your evidence
00:44:50I think we'd better pick him up
00:44:52Before he makes his getaway, huh?
00:44:53The bonding company doesn't operate that way, Robert
00:44:55But they've got their eye on him
00:44:56He bought a new car, too
00:44:58They located it this morning
00:44:59Registered in the girl's name
00:45:00Then what are you waiting for?
00:45:02For Dalton to lead us to the rest of that $75,000
00:45:05If the bank is to recoup its loss
00:45:07We've got to make him think he isn't suspected
00:45:09Give him enough rope to hang himself
00:45:10And I must caution you, Robert
00:45:12Not to mention this to anyone
00:45:13Look, McKissick
00:45:14I don't know whether or not
00:45:14You're handling this thing right
00:45:15Don't worry, Robert
00:45:17I've had my suspicions of Dalton
00:45:19Ever since he asked me for a raise
00:45:20And his conduct yesterday afternoon
00:45:22The guard told me he walked right out
00:45:24Right in the middle of my address to the employee
00:45:27I got news for you
00:45:28I thought I was pretty dull myself
00:45:32Not one
00:45:33Nobody answered the ad
00:45:37Yes, you'd better run it again
00:45:39Thank you
00:46:05Hello
00:46:05Hello, Mr. Baganucci
00:46:07This is Johnny Dalton
00:46:09Has Emil come in yet?
00:46:10Look, Mr. Dalton
00:46:12Yesterday Emil tells me he's taken a day off
00:46:16I haven't seen him since
00:46:17I'm waiting on tables myself
00:46:20Please don't keep calling me up
00:46:23It's a long walk to the telephone
00:46:53Sorry, sir
00:46:54The bank isn't open yet
00:46:55It is for me
00:46:56I'm Emil J. Keck
00:47:00Spook?
00:47:01I knew you'd recognize the name
00:47:08Young man, can you direct me
00:47:10Through the manager of this establishment?
00:47:12Emil, you set some out-of-the-way bank
00:47:13Like Hollywood or San Diego
00:47:15Better yet, Singapore
00:47:16Thought it all over
00:47:17Where's the last place they'd look?
00:47:18Right here
00:47:19But why all this?
00:47:22I'm depositing $30,000
00:47:23You don't do that in Cotton Worcester
00:47:26Emil, Emil
00:47:26Thank you, young man
00:47:28You've been most helpful
00:47:28And here's 10 cents for yourself
00:47:32See how careful I am with your money?
00:47:39Who is it?
00:47:43Good morning, McKissack
00:47:44I've come to open an account
00:47:45Sorry, sir
00:47:46You'll have to see Mr. Standard
00:47:47New accounts
00:47:48Don't you want my money?
00:47:49What?
00:47:50I'm a blunt man, McKissack
00:47:51I don't like your attitude
00:47:52McKissack
00:47:53The friendly bank, it says
00:47:55Where's the friendship?
00:47:56The warmth?
00:47:57The open hand and heart?
00:47:58McKissack, you don't bubble
00:48:00Just a moment, sir
00:48:01Just a moment
00:48:02I have banked in New York
00:48:04Chicago, San Diego
00:48:05Yes, even Singapore
00:48:06And there my funds have been welcomed
00:48:08Even small accounts of
00:48:10$50,000 or $60,000
00:48:12Won't you sit down, sir?
00:48:14Right over here
00:48:14Have a chair
00:48:15Is it clean?
00:48:17Yes
00:48:18Sit right down
00:48:20And have a cigar
00:48:25Now, what can I do for you?
00:48:27Well, you can give me a light
00:48:35I'll be very glad to handle your funds personally, Mr.
00:48:39Mr.
00:48:40Keck
00:48:40Emil J. Keck
00:48:41Keck, Keck
00:48:42Now, where have I heard that name before?
00:48:44Where do you eat lunch?
00:48:45Uh, uh, in all modesty
00:48:47You're apt to hear it mentioned
00:48:48Wherever businessmen gather
00:48:51You are?
00:48:58What?
00:48:59I said, what's your address?
00:49:00You asked me mine
00:49:01Mr. Keck, I'm only trying to get some information on your assets
00:49:04Never mind my assets
00:49:06How are yours?
00:49:07Hmm?
00:49:08I'm trusting you with my money
00:49:10Seems to me I'm the one who's taking the risk
00:49:11This bank was founded in 1903
00:49:14Here's our statement
00:49:16Hmm?
00:49:19Total assets
00:49:20$10,823,465.03
00:49:23Total liabilities
00:49:25$10,823,465.03
00:49:30Well, you're flat broke
00:49:33Well, that only means
00:49:34Are you trying to tell me?
00:49:35I don't know how to subtract
00:49:36Get a hold of Pulsever
00:49:37Well, we never have telephoned
00:49:38It says on the window
00:49:40R.B. Pulsever
00:49:41Founder and President
00:49:42Why should I deal with middlemen?
00:49:43I want to talk to the boss
00:49:44Mr. Keck
00:49:45Mr. Pulsever is in semi-retirement
00:49:47Well, get him out of it
00:49:48He should be in his bank
00:49:49How do I know he isn't upscouting with the funds?
00:49:54Who?
00:49:55Keck
00:49:56Listen, McKissick
00:49:57I happen to be presiding
00:49:58At a meeting of the Community Chest Committee
00:50:00And I don't want to be
00:50:02Large depositor
00:50:03How large?
00:50:05Put him on
00:50:07Business
00:50:09How do you do, Mr. Keck?
00:50:10Glad you called
00:50:12Pulsever?
00:50:13Why aren't you in your bank
00:50:15Instead of out playing golf someplace?
00:50:18A likely story
00:50:19I intended to deposit
00:50:21A considerable sum of money
00:50:22But I'm beginning to have my doubts
00:50:23About your bank solvency
00:50:24Well, I've seen restaurants
00:50:26That are better run than your bank
00:50:27I assure you, Mr. Keck
00:50:29The Fidelity Trust
00:50:31Is the soundest financial institution
00:50:33In California
00:50:34Mm-hmm
00:50:35And what's the story I get
00:50:36From my confidential sources
00:50:37That you've discovered
00:50:38A shortage in your books?
00:50:39Uh, I, uh
00:50:42To be perfectly frank
00:50:44There has been a malefactor
00:50:45Tampering with our accounts
00:50:46But the loss is entirely covered
00:50:48It cannot in the slightest way
00:50:50Affect our standing
00:50:53How much is missing?
00:50:55Oh, uh
00:50:57About 75,000 dollars
00:50:59Glad it wasn't a large sum
00:51:01Still an awe
00:51:02When I inquired about your bank status
00:51:03Your Mr. McKissack
00:51:04Should not have concealed that fact
00:51:06And you, sir
00:51:07Should not have informed me
00:51:08That this is the soundest
00:51:09Financial institution
00:51:10In California
00:51:10I would expect that much integrity
00:51:12From a
00:51:13From a
00:51:14Bus boy
00:51:17Good day
00:51:21Merry Christmas
00:51:22And a happy new year to you
00:51:32Johnny, we almost made a great mistake
00:51:33This bank isn't safe
00:51:34The owner's out playing golf
00:51:36The manager won't answer questions
00:51:37And there's a shortage of
00:51:39$75,000 in their books
00:51:40I'm gonna take your money
00:51:42And bury it in a baking can
00:51:43You better get out before Mibs sees you
00:51:45Now give me the money
00:51:46McKissack is watching us
00:51:48I wouldn't put a dime in anything
00:51:50That man's associated with
00:51:51He's got shifty eyes
00:51:53$30,000
00:51:54Thank you very much
00:51:56All of it?
00:51:57All of it
00:51:58Come, come
00:52:02Well
00:52:03It's only money
00:52:04Yeah
00:52:05Will you sign right here?
00:52:09All right, Emil
00:52:11You're hired again
00:52:12But remember
00:52:13It's against my better judgment
00:52:15Thank you, Mr. Baganucci
00:52:17You're a kind and generous man
00:52:18No, it's not that
00:52:19My feet are killing me
00:52:23Emil, answer him, please
00:52:26Hello
00:52:27Yes, Johnny
00:52:29What?
00:52:31Pulsiver?
00:52:32He's coming over to see you
00:52:33To hit you for a donation
00:52:34To the community chest
00:52:36That won't be necessary
00:52:37I've already contributed generously
00:52:39$3.50
00:52:41He thinks you're a millionaire, Emil
00:52:44Yes, he's chairman of the committee
00:52:46And figures he can make a good touch
00:52:49McKissack told him you gave your address
00:52:51As the Hunterton Hotel
00:52:53Hunterton Hotel?
00:52:54Now go over and register right away
00:52:56And hurry
00:52:56Don't worry, I'm on my way
00:53:03Jesse James was a lad
00:53:04Who killed many a man
00:53:05He robbed the Glendale train
00:53:07I'm taking the day off, Mr. Baganucci
00:53:10What?
00:53:11In the back of the broom closet
00:53:12You'll find my art supports
00:53:14But damn him
00:53:15He stole from the rich
00:53:16And he gave to the poor
00:53:18He'd a hand and a heart and a brain
00:53:21Ta-ta
00:53:21Jesse James was a lad
00:53:36Johnny
00:53:40Johnny, you left the bank in such a hurry
00:53:42I didn't get a chance to invite you formally
00:53:44But, well, I like surprises better anyway
00:53:47You won't have to eat at Baganucci's tonight
00:53:52It's Christmas Eve, Johnny
00:53:57Johnny, Chinese food
00:54:46Glory, Johnny
00:54:49Oh, my God.
00:55:37Hello.
00:55:38Oh, hello. Miss Mildred Goodhue?
00:55:41Yes, this is her. She. I mean, me.
00:55:44Well, this is Mr. Hartman of the McRae Company, a complaint department.
00:55:48Would you mind telling us just what you found unsatisfactory about the mink coat we sent you?
00:55:53Mink coat?
00:55:56Well, now, according to our records, it was ordered by Mr. John Dalton.
00:56:00It was delivered yesterday, and this morning it was returned, and we...
00:56:05Miss Goodhue?
00:56:08Miss Goodhue?
00:56:11Miss Goodhue?
00:56:19Miss Goodhue?
00:56:21It is the first of our $3,000 numbers to prove unsatisfactory,
00:56:25and we're interested in learning why.
00:56:28The fur was on the wrong side.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32I like my mink on the inside of the coat. Keeps you warmer.
00:56:35Now, that's ridiculous.
00:56:37Miss Okay.
00:57:01Miss Goodhue?
00:57:02Miss Goodhue?
00:57:04Miss Goodhue?
00:57:04Miss Goodhue?
00:57:06here for dinner. Emil? How should I know? I only pay him. He comes and goes as he pleases.
00:57:17He said something about the Hunterton Hotel. If you find him, tell him something for me,
00:57:24will you? First, the arch supports don't fit. Second, I'm starting a union for the bosses.
00:57:41THE END
00:58:10The bridal suite.
00:58:12You had to rent the bridal suite.
00:58:15What are you going to do with three bedrooms?
00:58:18I don't know. What does a bride do with them?
00:58:22And this afternoon, the Bank of America telephoned.
00:58:25They wanted to know if a check for $1,000 signed by Emil J. Keck was any good.
00:58:29So naturally, I had to say, why, of course, Mr. Keck has ample funds on deposit.
00:58:35What's wrong with that?
00:58:37They happen to be my funds.
00:58:40What are they soaking in for this layout?
00:58:42Oh, it's 1928. Where did you get that?
00:58:46Room service is very obliging.
00:58:50How much for those?
00:58:52Well, let's just say they're not what this country needs a good one of.
00:58:58What do you expect? If I'm supposed to be a millionaire, I've got to get in the mood.
00:59:02Eat, drink, and be merry.
00:59:04Of course, tomorrow we may be in the hoose column.
00:59:06And beside, my money may not last forever, you know.
00:59:09Exactly.
00:59:11Ah, fill the cup.
00:59:12What boots it to repeat how time is slipping underneath our feet?
00:59:16Unborn tomorrow and dead yesterday.
00:59:18Why fret about them if today be sweet?
00:59:21For why do I have to supply all the sugar?
00:59:24Johnny, listen to me.
00:59:25Johnny, listen to me. Think of my side of it.
00:59:27All my life I've been advising my friends, live dangerously.
00:59:30And what have I been doing? Waiting on tables.
00:59:34Do you realize I'm 50 years old and this is the first time I've ever tasted and poured a champagne?
00:59:39Good enough.
00:59:40Stinks, but I'm going to finish every drop of it.
00:59:43What am I supposed to do while you sit around enjoying yourself?
00:59:46Learn to stop worrying.
00:59:48We both know you're not guilty of any crime and eventually we'll prove it.
00:59:52If only I could find the guy with the sunglasses.
00:59:55Say, I know a dame with sunglasses. Would that do you any good?
01:00:01Pulsifer, hide in there.
01:00:07Hey, Mo.
01:00:08Hello, Nick.
01:00:09What are you doing here?
01:00:10I haven't seen you since the last waiter's ball.
01:00:13Boy, were you loaded.
01:00:15I thought you knew.
01:00:17My aunt in Connecticut died and left me her entire fortune.
01:00:20Gee, that's great.
01:00:21Now you can pay me the 20 bucks you owe me.
01:00:23Believe me, it's a pleasure.
01:00:28What's the matter, no tips?
01:00:30Here, get yourself a box of cigars.
01:00:32You must be in the chips, all right.
01:00:34But you'll run through it fast enough.
01:00:39More champagne? Why?
01:00:41Well, when Pulsifer gets here, I can hardly offer him a root beer float.
01:00:46If that's our being, Emil, for the donation, remember, you are a millionaire of very limited means.
01:00:52Hello!
01:00:55It's Mildred. She wants to come in.
01:00:57Mibs!
01:00:58What do we do?
01:00:59Well, you're living dangerously. Live it.
01:01:07Why didn't you knock?
01:01:08All right, Mr. Keck. You might as well tell me. What's going on?
01:01:12Simple. I quit Baganucci and got myself a better job.
01:01:15You better get out of here before my new boss comes in.
01:01:17This suite happens to be registered under the name of Keck.
01:01:20Keck?
01:01:21Very common name. It's English for Smith.
01:01:23Look, Emil, I'm a big girl now. I don't wear pigtails anymore.
01:01:27I'll bet you look lovely in them.
01:01:29There's a few things around here I've got to find out.
01:01:33Anything you ask.
01:01:34Who paid for that mink coat?
01:01:36Uh, almost anything.
01:01:39In all of this, where's the money coming from? How is this possible?
01:01:44There's a man here who can explain the whole thing to you.
01:01:47Johnny!
01:01:51Mr. Keck, I'm R.P. Posova, senior.
01:01:53Won't you come in, uh, Mr. Posova?
01:01:55Thank you, Mr. Keck.
01:01:56Uh, you can call me Emil.
01:01:58I don't like to trade on the family name.
01:02:01Will you sit down?
01:02:03I hope you don't mind my dropping in on you like this, uh, Emil.
01:02:07Oh, of course not.
01:02:08It's much better than sitting here alone, waiting for some quiz program to call you.
01:02:13Uh, may I get you any, uh, something?
01:02:14Uh, thank you. I'll have a cigarette.
01:02:17A cigarette?
01:02:19There you are.
01:02:22You?
01:02:22Take two or three for later.
01:02:23Oh, this'll do.
01:02:25And I'll come right to the point.
01:02:27Do you believe in charity?
01:02:30Giving or receiving?
01:02:35Emil, I like you.
01:02:37You're not stuffy.
01:02:39You haven't let your money go to your head.
01:02:41It's been an effort.
01:02:42Champagne?
01:02:45Johnny, what are you two up to?
01:02:47What can it possibly be that you can't tell even me?
01:02:51Okay, Mibs.
01:02:53I'm going to give it to you straight.
01:02:56Do you remember the story I told you about the shirt shop?
01:02:59You mean the one about the horses?
01:03:01It's all true.
01:03:02I won $60,000 betting on the horses the same day they found the shortage in the bank.
01:03:07So I couldn't tell anybody about it, don't you see?
01:03:10And Emil has been helping me keep it a secret.
01:03:12Johnny, is that the best you can do?
01:03:15You don't believe me?
01:03:18You'll never regret this generous donation of $3,000.
01:03:23What was that?
01:03:25Something collapsed in the next room.
01:03:27Oh.
01:03:28As I was saying, it's this attitude of generosity, this friendliness, that has been the basis of my success in
01:03:34the banking business.
01:03:35Do you mind?
01:03:37Incidentally, while we're speaking of it, do you mind my asking what is your business, Emil?
01:03:42Pig's feet.
01:03:43Pig's feet?
01:03:44Largest packers of pickled pig's feet in the country.
01:03:47Wherever people eat, you'll find keg's feet.
01:03:50Good slogan.
01:03:51Thought it up myself.
01:03:52Well, I'm sorry to run away, but I have a dinner engagement.
01:03:55I was hoping you'd have dinner with me.
01:03:57Well, I'd like to, Emil, but I'll be in town until next week.
01:04:00How about Thursday?
01:04:01Thursday's fine.
01:04:02We have meatballs and spaghetti and a separate napkin to each customer.
01:04:07You're a coward, Emil.
01:04:09What a rare combination.
01:04:10A millionaire and a sense of humor.
01:04:13You don't know the half of it.
01:04:14Pig's feet.
01:04:17You think I robbed the bank?
01:04:19Oh, honestly, Johnny, I don't know what to think.
01:04:22Do you think I'm a thief?
01:04:24Why, how could you...
01:04:27I don't even want to talk to you anymore.
01:04:29I'm tired of pretending and hiding and telling lies and of telling you the truth.
01:04:34I stole it.
01:04:34Yes, I took the money from the bank with Santa Claus.
01:04:36Now, go ahead and go to the police.
01:04:38Johnny!
01:04:40Mips.
01:04:43Sit down, please.
01:04:46Here, drink this.
01:04:47After you hear what I have to say, you'll realize you can't go to the police.
01:04:50Why?
01:04:51Because you're the criminal.
01:04:53Me?
01:04:54Johnny told me the whole thing.
01:04:55How you wanted to get married right away and how he couldn't afford it.
01:04:58But now you threatened to leave him.
01:05:00And so that poor boy, driven desperate for the love of a woman,
01:05:03seized his opportunity and robbed the Fidelity Trust Company.
01:05:07Oh, Emil.
01:05:10He did it for me.
01:05:13Poor Johnny.
01:05:15He loved me that much.
01:05:18For Bonnie Annie Laurie,
01:05:19he lay dune in deed.
01:05:23Emil, this isn't another one of your stories, is it?
01:05:26This is the truth, isn't it?
01:05:28If it isn't, may I drop dead on this spot?
01:05:45Mips.
01:05:46Bob, I had to come to you.
01:05:47Oh, now, wait a minute.
01:05:48What makes you think you're welcome?
01:05:49I've got my pride, too.
01:05:50No, no, this is a matter of life and death.
01:05:56Naturally.
01:05:59You're not the first girl to discover she couldn't live without me.
01:06:03Hey, let me take your coat.
01:06:07Take it easy.
01:06:08Relax.
01:06:30I'm not wasting my Napoleon brandy on the bank's affairs.
01:06:37Well, Bob, you've just got to help me.
01:06:39I can trust you, can't I?
01:06:40I don't see why not.
01:06:41Nobody ever has before.
01:06:43I was just on my way to spend Christmas Eve with Dad, but...
01:06:48He can wait.
01:06:49Well, all I wanted was to ask you a question about a...
01:06:53about an imaginary case.
01:06:55I'll go ahead.
01:06:56Well, suppose somebody had taken some money from your father's bank.
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00Thousands and thousands of dollars.
01:07:02But he wasn't really a thief.
01:07:04Just a wholesome, red-blooded American boy.
01:07:06A little playful, perhaps.
01:07:07Well, you see, somebody made him take this money.
01:07:09She didn't mean to, but...
01:07:11Well, she was always talking about marriage and...
01:07:14and mink coats and diamond rings.
01:07:15Just a wholesome, red-blooded American girl.
01:07:17But she would have married him if he didn't have a cent.
01:07:21So...
01:07:21So if she should get a hold of some of this money...
01:07:24And...
01:07:25And she knew that she could get this somebody to bring the rest of it back...
01:07:29Could you get your father to...
01:07:31promise not to send him to jail, please?
01:07:34Well, I...
01:07:35I'd do my best, but...
01:07:38First, I'd have to see the money to make certain it was being returned, you know.
01:07:42Well, that's easy. I've got it right here.
01:07:47That's about $20,000 exactly.
01:07:51Here's some money.
01:07:53Here's some money.
01:07:56That's all.
01:08:01What are you doing?
01:08:02Calling the police to arrest John Dalton for the robbery of the Fidelity Trust.
01:08:05That's what I'm doing.
01:08:06But I didn't say anything about Johnny.
01:08:08This is an imaginary case.
01:08:09Well, this is the most unimaginary money I've ever seen.
01:08:11Operator, get me the police.
01:08:12Oh, no, Bob, please. You can't do that.
01:08:14I can. Operator, get me the...
01:08:15Oh, please don't arrest Johnny.
01:08:16I'll do anything, anything.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21You used to like me, Bob.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:26I'll write you a letter.
01:08:31I'm even willing to marry.
01:08:33Sure.
01:08:35Marry!
01:08:37You can't threaten me.
01:08:39Hello, operator.
01:08:40Get me the police right away.
01:08:43Miss.
01:08:44Get me the police right away, operator.
01:08:46That's right.
01:08:53Operator, for the 10th time, when you get me the police, please.
01:08:56Yes.
01:09:03Hey, Mibs.
01:09:05That's my car.
01:09:07Please, hey, please.
01:09:10And is wanted for embezzling $75,000 from the California Fidelity Trust.
01:09:15Audit of books confirms identity.
01:09:18The man, Caucasian, brown hair, blue eyes, 5 feet 10, wears elevator shoes, anemic looking.
01:09:24When last seen, was wearing ill-fitting suit, well padded at shoulders, resembles Frank Sinatra.
01:09:31The girl, Caucasian, brown hair and eyes, height 5'7", weight 135 pounds.
01:09:39Extremely well distributed.
01:09:41They are in a Chrysler convertible, license 4F, like in fish.
01:09:461-1-5-0.
01:09:47Last seen heading south toward Mexican border on Highway 101.
01:09:51All units in vicinity proceed at once.
01:09:55That is all.
01:09:57Rosenthal.
01:09:59Oh, Johnny, I don't care what you've done.
01:10:01I just don't want them to catch you.
01:10:04Mibs, this may come as a great disappointment to you,
01:10:07but I didn't steal any money from the bank.
01:10:10But Emil said that you...
01:10:11Oh, Emil.
01:10:12They can't do anything to me.
01:10:14I don't have to run away, Mibs.
01:10:16What they're really after is the money.
01:10:18And even if I were guilty, they wouldn't touch me until they got it.
01:10:23Johnny.
01:10:24Mm-hmm.
01:10:26They've got it.
01:10:33Stop the car, Mibs.
01:10:36Look, I love you for what you're trying to do for me, but it's no use.
01:10:41And my Santa Claus story is true, believe me.
01:10:47All right, then, Johnny.
01:10:48The man with the sunglasses.
01:10:50No gambler's gonna stick his neck out to save me.
01:10:53Oh, Johnny, what are we gonna do?
01:10:56All my life, I've been practical and cautious.
01:10:59And look what it got me.
01:11:03To heck with tomorrow, Mibs.
01:11:05Let's get married tonight.
01:11:07You mean me?
01:11:08Mildred Goochew?
01:11:15Tonight?
01:11:16Now.
01:11:20All right.
01:11:21All right.
01:11:21All right.
01:11:23All right.
01:11:50Okay, okay.
01:11:51Break it up.
01:11:52Come on, get out of the car.
01:11:54Come on.
01:12:00Okay, I'm ready.
01:12:03Hey, what's the big idea?
01:12:05We're arresting Mildred Goochew for embezzling $75,000 from the Fidelity Trust.
01:12:09You are?
01:12:13They are.
01:12:14Oh, there's some mistake here.
01:12:16That was my money she gave Bob Pulsifer.
01:12:18I won it on the horses only.
01:12:20I can't prove it.
01:12:21You gotta arrest me.
01:12:22We know all about you.
01:12:23You won your money from Hot Horse Harris.
01:12:25Hot who?
01:12:26Everybody knows Hot Horse.
01:12:27A bald-headed guy always wears sunglasses.
01:12:29We picked him up a couple of days ago.
01:12:31Come on.
01:12:32You're going with us.
01:12:33But we're gonna get married.
01:12:35We'll get to your cell with a double bed.
01:12:49If you'll pardon the expression.
01:12:51Gin.
01:12:53I'll get it.
01:12:54Always ready to serve.
01:13:00What are you doing here?
01:13:01What are you doing here?
01:13:02Comes out even, doesn't it?
01:13:03Now look, stop playing millionaire.
01:13:05They got Mibs in jail.
01:13:06They blame the bank shortage on her.
01:13:08Who is it, Emil?
01:13:11Mr. Pulsifer?
01:13:13My name is John Dalton.
01:13:14I'm only a teller at one of your banks, but you gotta listen to me.
01:13:17Now, see here.
01:13:18Give him a hearing, R.B.
01:13:19It's all a mistake about Mibs.
01:13:21You can't have her thrown in jail on Christmas Eve.
01:13:24Why, she never stole a thing in her life.
01:13:26Oh, now I know who you are.
01:13:28The bonding company told me about you.
01:13:30You're the young man who won all that money on the races.
01:13:32That's what I came to tell you.
01:13:33That was my money that Mildred Goodyear turned over to your son.
01:13:36I don't blame you for trying to protect the girl you love.
01:13:39But young man, I'm afraid you've been taken in by that young woman.
01:13:42You're not the first man to be deceived by a pretty face.
01:13:44But I know Mibs.
01:13:45I know that she wouldn't take anything.
01:13:48For your information, Dalton, our audit of her accounts shows a deliberate falsification of $75,000.
01:13:54And figures don't lie.
01:13:56Figures don't lie.
01:13:57But human beings do.
01:13:59Two and two make four no matter who gets hurt.
01:14:01Is that the way it is, Mr. Potsifer?
01:14:02It's there in black and white.
01:14:03The girl is guilty.
01:14:04How can you say she's guilty?
01:14:06You don't even know, Mibs.
01:14:08Can't your arithmetic be wrong for once?
01:14:10Can't your books be wrong?
01:14:11Can't your bank be wrong?
01:14:12Not this time.
01:14:13It's been checked and double-checked.
01:14:16Ashtabula National Trust.
01:14:17What?
01:14:181902.
01:14:19Sent a teller to jail for stealing $14,000.
01:14:22Fifteen years later, they found the missing money where it accidentally slipped into a crack behind his cash box.
01:14:27Maybe that is it.
01:14:27It could be, you know.
01:14:28That bank is so old, it's ready to fall down now.
01:14:31Little Rock Security.
01:14:32Same thing.
01:14:331928.
01:14:34Certified check for $50,000 missing.
01:14:36Ten years after, found stuck to a piece of chewing gum behind a filing cabinet.
01:14:40Come on, or I'll see that you're sued for false arrest.
01:14:42Where are we going?
01:14:42The bank.
01:14:43Maybe somebody down there has made the same kind of stupid mistakes.
01:14:45Uncensored, I don't hire people who make stupid mistakes.
01:14:47How do you know?
01:14:48He hasn't been there in ten years.
01:14:49I keep in close touch by telephone.
01:14:51Where would I be if I tried to run my business by telephone?
01:14:53Up to my neck and pig's feet.
01:15:00Things like that don't happen in a well-ordered bank, and Mr. McKissick is one of the finest managers in
01:15:04the country.
01:15:05You've never even met him.
01:15:06I've seen his recommendations.
01:15:07They were excellent.
01:15:08Probably wrote them himself.
01:15:18Hmm.
01:15:19What have we here?
01:15:20Hmm.
01:15:25Bang, bang, bang.
01:15:26You'll hear from me in the morning.
01:15:27My telephone?
01:15:28Oh, this is absurd.
01:15:29We're on a wild goose chase.
01:15:31Believe me, Mr. Fultz, if the Mibs is being blamed for something she had nothing to do with.
01:15:34Someone must have taken the cash and concealed the loss in her book.
01:15:37Who?
01:15:38How far do you trust your son?
01:15:40Cake!
01:15:41No harm in checking.
01:15:42Blood isn't thicker than money.
01:15:44I placed my son here to see that things are run efficiently.
01:15:47Your son, sir, sits at his desk all day shooting paper clips at girls bending over the file.
01:16:00What have we here?
01:16:06What was that?
01:16:07Probably a mouse in the mortgage department.
01:16:09You'll never get a loan.
01:16:11You'll never get a loan.
01:16:28Well, I'm sorry, my boy, but I'm afraid you're wasting our time.
01:16:31The money is missing.
01:16:32The shortage is in her books.
01:16:33The girl is guilty.
01:16:34Two and two make four.
01:16:36Simple arithmetic, Mr. Fultz, but it doesn't always apply where human beings are concerned.
01:16:41Believe me, no one will ever convince me that Mibs is guilty of any crime.
01:16:45Things add up, Dalton.
01:16:46Sure.
01:16:47Two and two make four.
01:16:55You try it.
01:16:56Go on.
01:16:57You try it.
01:16:57Go ahead.
01:16:58Impossible.
01:16:59Try three and three.
01:17:00Let's make it tough.
01:17:06There's the criminal.
01:17:07Run for your life, Pulsifer.
01:17:08The machines are striking back.
01:17:10Tomorrow morning, your burglar alarm may spit in your eyes.
01:17:22You're who?
01:17:22R.B. Pulsifer Senior, you nincompoop.
01:17:24I own this bank.
01:17:25I've never seen you around here.
01:17:27If you'd take the trouble to verify my statements, my friend here, Emil J. Keck, the eminent millionaire, will vouch
01:17:33for me.
01:17:34Him?
01:17:36Why, he's a waiter at Baganucci's restaurant.
01:17:39I eat there all the time.
01:17:41Hiya, Sam.
01:17:42I hurried right over, Sergeant.
01:17:43What happened?
01:17:44Breaking and entering, Mr. McKissick.
01:17:45Ever seen this fellow before?
01:17:47Never.
01:17:47You idiot, I'm R.B. Pulsifer.
01:17:50Now, I'll tell one.
01:17:51You don't look anything like that picture in there.
01:17:55I did once.
01:17:57Note the eyes, dull, glazed, moronic.
01:17:59Not only criminal, but tinged with insanity.
01:18:01A Frankenstein.
01:18:04Your unemployment insurance paid up, McKissick?
01:18:07John Dalton.
01:18:10Emil J. Keck.
01:18:12Dick Tracy.
01:18:14Your father in the habit of visiting his banks in the middle of the night?
01:18:17Not even in the middle of the day.
01:18:18The old man's too lazy.
01:18:19I only hope he doesn't put us in the bankruptcy before I take over.
01:18:22Hey, McKissick.
01:18:23Do you mind telling me what's going on here?
01:18:24This imposter here is dead.
01:18:35That's some hunk of mink you got there, lady.
01:18:38Oh, thank you.
01:18:39Yes, sir.
01:18:39$3,000.
01:18:41Show him the ring, baby.
01:18:43$1,500 for that ring.
01:18:44And that car out there, $4,000.
01:18:47We're going on a honeymoon trip all around the world.
01:18:49When we get back, we're going to settle down, buy a ranch, and grow the finest oranges in California.
01:18:54If we grow any bad ones, we'll put flour to wrappers on them and ship them anyway.
01:18:58Yes, sir.
01:18:59And I got Emil here to help me run it.
01:19:01It'll take every cent we've got, but it'll be worth it.
01:19:04I won $60,000, and we're going to enjoy every cent of it.
01:19:07$60,000?
01:19:09Well, thanks a lot, folks.
01:19:10You don't know what a help you've been.
01:19:12Wait a minute, mister.
01:19:13What newspaper is that going to be in?
01:19:15Oh, don't ask me.
01:19:16I'm just a tax collector.
01:19:17I represent the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
01:19:19I'll be seeing you.
01:19:34Wear it, baby.
01:19:36Let's live dangers.
01:19:39Mr. Keck.
01:19:41Any minutes?
01:19:44It's only money, it's only gold, but you can't get enough of the wonderful stuff that
01:19:52you jingle or phone.
01:19:54It's only money, it's only gold, and the people who crave it, who worship and save it, all come
01:20:02to know you can't take it with you when you go.
01:20:07It's only gold, but you can't take it with you when you go.
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