00:02A startup based in China just launched a new wearable device for pets
00:06that claims to translate their emotions into human speech
00:12with close to 95% accuracy.
00:16I've always said I would love to be able to talk to little Jameson
00:21and see what's up.
00:22Well, sure, but he can't understand you.
00:26You know, they're dumb.
00:27I don't want Douglas to talk.
00:29You don't?
00:30No, he wouldn't shut up.
00:31He'd have so much to say.
00:32It would be all the time.
00:33I want this.
00:34I want that.
00:34I want this.
00:35Give me this.
00:35Give me this.
00:36That's pretty much what he says without.
00:39You just know what he's saying.
00:40I never thought of it from that angle, Lisa, but you're so right.
00:44Yeah, I guess they would speak a lot.
00:46Yeah.
00:47No, and they wouldn't know like, oh, I should shut up.
00:52You know, like they don't care about that kind of stuff.
00:54I guess, you know, like when Tommy Biscuits is on my chest and purring
01:00and he's rubbing his face into my beard, I know he's pretty happy.
01:05Like, I don't need instinctually, you know, an Asian guy to be like,
01:11I love you, you know, like, because it's going to be weird.
01:14I think that'd be funny.
01:15I think that'd be funny.
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