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00:00It's Nick Cannon presents Wild'N Out on this episode on Nick's Platinum Team, Timothy DeLaGhetto, Conceited, Chico Bean, B.
00:09Dot, King Bats, Blair Christian, and on the black team, Corey Holcomb, Carlos Miller, John Gabrus, Jack Thriller, Natasha Rothwell,
00:21Rip Michaels, and their team captain, Bow Wow, with a performance by Q.
00:26And now, give it up for your host, Nick Cannon!
00:40New York, where you at?
00:46Yeah! Y'all made some noise for DJ D-Wreck one time.
00:53Y'all give it up for the Wild'N Out girls one time.
00:57Y'all know what it is. Home of freestyle comedy. Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the
01:03funniest. And it happens every show. There always has to be a loser.
01:07So, uh, give it up for the black squad, y'all.
01:14They're talented, though. Very talented. They're the bad boys.
01:19But now it's time for the winning squad, because I be cheating. Y'all give it up for the Platinum
01:24Squad!
01:32That's how we do.
01:34In each and every show, there's always someone that tries to come and take my comedy championship belt.
01:39You know, I respect this dude wholeheartedly. You know why? Because this dude has done everything in hip-hop.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Platinum artist.
01:48All that.
01:49And he still ain't over five feet tall.
01:51Y'all make some noise for Bow Wow!
02:04That's real right there, though.
02:06We salute the general.
02:08Okay.
02:09Because I don't feel people give you your credit, dog.
02:11We're gonna get it today, though.
02:12Hell yeah!
02:14We're gonna get it today.
02:15We're gonna get it today.
02:16We're gonna get it today.
02:17All right.
02:17Let's go.
02:19Let's do this.
02:20So, we're gonna jump right into it.
02:22Y'all ready for this first game?
02:25We're gonna see who got the biggest players on the team.
02:28We got this game that everybody knows and loves.
02:30It's called Let Me Holler.
02:31Yes, sir.
02:32Yeah.
02:32So, we're gonna bring a wildin' out girl to the stage.
02:35And each member of the team gets to step up with their best pickup line.
02:39If it's funny, it gets a bell.
02:42If it's unfunny, they get that buzzer.
02:44That's all it is.
02:46All right.
02:46So, y'all ready for this?
02:47You know what?
02:49Let's bring the lovely Lauren to the stage.
02:53Y'all give it up for us.
02:59Wild Out!
03:08Hey, I'm gonna keep it 100 with you.
03:10I normally don't ask girls stuff like this until they tell me they're pregnant.
03:15What's your name?
03:17Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:24Get a kick!
03:32Cup and season.
03:33Let's go!
03:51Let me know if I can help you today.
03:53Let me know if you see anything you like.
03:55Let me know if you want to try something on in an extra large.
04:00That's perfect.
04:01That's exactly how I want it out to go.
04:13Come here.
04:16I just made you with my mouth.
04:19It's your turn.
04:28I'm out.
04:36Man, these almonds are salty, man, but they good, though.
04:39They're good, though.
04:42I got my nuts all over you.
04:50I'm sorry.
05:03How you doing?
05:04How you doing?
05:07You like that Beyonce album?
05:09Mm.
05:10Yes.
05:12Do you even know what a partition is?
05:16The Phantom can show you.
05:25D-Wrek, who won?
05:27Platinum team won that one.
05:28Make some noise for the Platinum team, y'all.
05:32Y'all giving up a long one time.
05:35Hey, we got more games to play.
05:37We ain't going nowhere.
05:38Everybody up on your feet.
05:39That's how we do it.
05:41Wild it out, DJ D-Wrek.
05:46Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it.
05:49Who gives the best s**t?
05:51Sierra or Rarefronts, though?
05:53Oh!
05:55We wanna go!
05:56We wanna go!
05:58We wanna go!
05:59We wanna go!
06:00We wanna go!
06:01We wanna go!
06:02Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it.
06:09Wild it out, make some noise!
06:14Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it, Wild it.
06:14Now I know y'all probably wondering why me and Bal are here in these witness fans.
06:18We about to play this game called Plead the Fifth.
06:22This is a dangerous game, Bal.
06:24You ready for this?
06:25I'm very relaxed.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27Because the truth shall set you free.
06:29the opposing team will come up
06:32as if we're in court
06:33and ask us a question
06:36you have to be 100%
06:38honest
06:39and if you can't answer the question
06:41you plead the fifth
06:42if you plead the fifth, the other team gets a point
06:45I usually don't plead the fifth
06:48I tells the truth
06:55y'all ready?
06:58wild out
07:06I'm not going to hold you up too long
07:07because I just got one question
07:09you said you're an honest man, right?
07:11that's right
07:11so there's a life raft, you have it
07:14two things are drowning out in the ocean
07:16I need to know which one would you save
07:19would you save Jermaine Dupree
07:20or your career?
07:28you know what I would say to that?
07:31J.D. I love you homie
07:32I gotta save me though, man
07:34I'm sorry, bro
07:34thank you for being honest
07:35thank you for being honest
07:36thank you for being honest
07:38thank you for being honest
07:42thank you for being honest
08:02what went first, ask Ray J
08:14your honor
08:15your honor
08:15it has come to our attention
08:17that Sir Bao
08:18has had a plethora of fair maidens
08:20a bunch of broads
08:23but the question that real want to know is
08:27who gives the best
08:29Sierra or Raref Run's daughter?
08:34You might want to bleed on that one, Blaine.
08:37You might want to bleed on that one.
08:40We want to go.
08:43We want to go.
08:44We want to go.
08:45We want to go.
08:46We want to go.
08:48We want to go.
08:48We want to go.
08:49We want to go.
08:51He's answering.
08:54Well, at one time, they both was my women, correct?
08:57Correct.
08:58So if you put one and one together,
09:00I mean, of course, we must have been doing a duel
09:01if they was with my women, correct?
09:02Correct.
09:03Well, then I might as well go ahead and keep it even.
09:05They both is mighty, mighty, mighty swell.
09:08Oh.
09:09He answered it.
09:12I would have pleaded to fit.
09:14You know?
09:16Raref Run gonna whoop your ass.
09:20Raref Run and Future After You.
09:23Nick Cannon.
09:25Yes, Mr. Nick.
09:27It's only one question we all want to know the answer to.
09:33Do you even like your music?
09:39Oh.
09:42Tell that truth.
09:43Tell that truth.
09:44Tell that truth.
09:46Tell that truth.
09:47Tell that truth.
09:49I plead to fit.
09:58Y'all giving up for Bow Wow one time
10:02He didn't bleed to fit at all
10:05The Black Squad takes that game
10:09DJ D-Wrek take us out
10:10Bow Wow came to play
10:11We'll be back with more
10:12Wild and Hell
10:13Let's go
10:16Wild and Wild
10:17Wild and Wild
10:18Wild and Wild
10:18Wild and Wild and Wild
10:20I got an Asian chick named Lucy Lou
10:22She wipe me down like Boosie Boo
10:24We run the town like Jiggadoo
10:26I tickle the f***ing Oochie Coo
10:31Wild and Wild and Wild
10:34Wild and Wild and Wild
10:37Wild and Wild and Wild
10:39Wild and Wild
10:40New York makes some noise
10:45Bow Wow is in the building
10:47And during the commercial break
10:49Each team was huddling up for this next game that we like to call exclusive hits
10:54This is where we take your suggestions and create songs impersonating your favorite rappers
10:59And all we need is some suggestions from the audience to top this thing off
11:04So Gracie who you got over there?
11:06I have Andrew
11:08How you doing Gracie?
11:09Andrew don't look like he ain't even focus in the show here
11:12How you doing?
11:14Andrew let me just ask you a question
11:16Who's your favorite artist?
11:17I have to say the king of the south
11:20My man T.I.P.
11:21Oh okay
11:22Alright alright you know what?
11:24Y'all take that
11:25Y'all got that
11:25Alright uh
11:26Miss Rosa
11:27How you doing?
11:29Who you got over there?
11:30I have Ashley
11:32Ashley
11:32Hey Ashley
11:34Alright Ashley
11:35Uh who's your favorite artist?
11:37I'd have to go with 2 Chainz
11:382?
11:39Okay
11:40Let's incorporate that into the things we've been working on
11:43Black Squad y'all ready?
11:44I'm ready
11:45Black Squad Wild Out
11:50Hey Mr. King partner
11:51Hey listen man
11:53Hey right here man
11:54Hey man this the struggle game right here
11:55I got all my partner man
11:57Westside Bankhead
11:58Y'all already know what time it is man
11:59Sing to it man
12:01Yeah
12:01Yeah
12:02Yeah
12:04Cops be working with us
12:06Oh
12:07Yeah
12:08Cops be working with us
12:10Cops be working with us
12:12Cops be working with us
12:13Cops be working with us
12:15Cops cops cops working with us
12:16Who you trying to know?
12:18Cops
12:19I ain't telling
12:20I ain't even supposed to be around
12:21No felon
12:27I ain't sticking
12:33He ain't sticking
12:34I ain't telling
12:35He ain't telling
12:52You know I really mess with cops like that, man.
12:54If something pop off and pop off and I'm in the building, man,
12:56I don't even like cops, man.
12:57I'm out of here.
12:59Yo, yo, yo!
13:01Cop, cops, man, workin' with us.
13:03Cop, cops, man, workin' with us.
13:05Who you tellin' on?
13:06Cop, cops, cop, workin' with us.
13:08Top, top, cop, workin' with us.
13:09Who you tellin' on?
13:11Cop, cops, cop, workin' with us.
13:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:14It's the king, Pugger.
13:19Y'all give it up for the black squad.
13:21They did all right.
13:23Hey, bring them fun stuff up.
13:25We about to do this.
13:25This is how it is.
13:26About to bring somebody very special to the stage.
13:29For double the fun, give it up for 2-2-J.
13:37She's tryin' to go to bed.
13:39Yeah.
13:39She got Build-A-Bear's fur on her head.
13:43Yeah.
13:43The cannon don't got no street cred.
13:47Yeah.
13:47If I get a PlayStation, I'mma play.
13:50J.A.
13:51I made my songs about nothing.
13:54Yeah.
13:55I made my songs about nothing.
13:58True.
13:59I made my songs about nothing.
14:02Damn.
14:03I made my songs about nothing.
14:14True.
14:21I made my songs about nothing.
14:28True.
14:30I made my song about nothing.
14:32Dude.
14:33I made my song about nothing.
14:36Yeah!
14:37Two times.
14:38Two times.
14:40I made my song about nothing.
14:42Yeah!
14:44So we got to bring a wildin' out girl to help us make this decision.
14:47Come on out here.
14:48Y'all make some noise to step.
14:52Do what you do.
14:53Black squad, step up.
14:54Platinum squad, step up.
14:55We're going to see what song is better.
14:57Okay, guys.
14:58Let's hear it for the black team.
15:08Okay, okay, okay, okay.
15:11Let's hear it for the Platinum team.
15:16Yeah!
15:19What are you talking about?
15:21What are you talking about?
15:22About nothing.
15:22I think it's pretty clear that the Platinum took this one.
15:25Platinum squad.
15:26Blue change.
15:29Bell out.
15:30Come here, man.
15:31Hey.
15:32Bad, bad.
15:33I'm just saying.
15:34You came to play.
15:35I said, look, them impressions.
15:37Y'all see Bow Wow.
15:38He killed that.
15:39But you lost that one, homie.
15:41You know what?
15:42We got another round to go.
15:43Don't get too excited just yet.
15:45All right, you heard it.
15:46We got that bonus round coming up.
15:48Wildin' Out will be right back.
15:49Everybody on your feet.
15:50DJ D-Wrek.
15:57Everybody want to talk about Mariah like that's going to make me flinch.
16:01Talk about my wife all you want.
16:02Your mom's is my side.
16:09It's incredible.
16:12Wildin' Out will be.
16:14Wildin' Out will be.
16:16Wildin' Out will be.
16:19Wildin' Out will be.
16:20New York makes some noise.
16:25Bow Wow in the building.
16:27But right now, it's time to get real serious.
16:29This separates the boys from the men right here.
16:32This is where everybody gets shook.
16:33It's the bonus round.
16:34And it's called the Wild Style.
16:38Yes, freestyle rapping.
16:40But here at Wild N Out, we like to focus on the jokes.
16:42So each punchline is added to your total score.
16:46So it can go either way.
16:48Y'all ready to do this?
16:51That's what we fighting for right there.
16:54That's what we fighting for.
16:57Thank you, Britney.
16:59Just the belt, though.
17:00Just the belt.
17:02Bow Wow, you ready?
17:03Yeah, man.
17:04Step up, Black squad.
17:06Black squad.
17:08DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
17:11Hey.
17:12I'm going to tell you like this.
17:14Uh.
17:16Lil Bow Wow, you just don't know.
17:18You had to get Jermaine Dupri's picture just to be on this show.
17:21You know what?
17:22After dark, we don't even start.
17:24Take that little kid s*** back to 106th and Park.
17:34You said you started road bounce.
17:36Well, we know if that was a joke.
17:37Because without Mariah Carey, your ass would be.
17:40Road s***, road.
17:47I'm going to keep it going, all right?
18:00I'm going to talk about my wife.
18:02Why do you want to bring that s*** up?
18:05Everybody want to talk about Mariah like that's going to make me flinch.
18:09Talk about my wife all you want.
18:10Your mom's is my s***.
18:24See, I got the kind of career that Nick wished he had.
18:27We did a lot of things similar, but I ain't never dress up in drag.
18:35That's true.
18:38M. M.
18:40Oh, that's the show.
18:42M. M.
18:43Come in, Carlos Miller.
18:44I beg your pardon.
18:46You look like a similar, skinnier, broke James Harden.
18:56Yeah, yeah, she on my man, Carlos.
19:00You kid with the makeup on, I see what you're doing.
19:03But if you ain't had that s*** on, I'll be like, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
19:08Hold up.
19:10Corey, stop it.
19:11You don't scare nobody.
19:12You got an alcoholic face and Rick Ross body.
19:22I'm glad you said something, because I've been waiting on you.
19:25When I look at your face, it's like, scooby-doo-bee-doo.
19:34It's all right.
19:38Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say it, but Battle Royale came into my comedy crowd.
19:44Bring them to be.
19:48And we're going to keep this band rocking.
19:51We're going to top it all so you know how we do.
19:53Get up out of your seats, turn your TVs up, and give it up for my man Q.
19:58We're going to keep this band rocking.
20:00So that's why I keep crying.
20:02Yeah.
20:02Catching his chin from behind.
20:04Yeah.
20:05OG Bobby Johnson.
20:06Yeah.
20:07OG Bobby Johnson.
20:08Yeah.
20:09OG Bobby Johnson.
20:10Yeah.
20:11OG Bobby Johnson.
20:11OG Bobby Johnson.
20:13Hey.
20:13Why would hit her out like an outbreak?
20:15Hey.
20:15I thought I bust her like the house, say.
20:17Hey.
20:18It didn't split it in a pocket.
20:19On your chin better watch what your mouth say.
20:21Hey.
20:22Lean with the foot, boss got a hitter tripping.
20:25Hey.
20:25You keep sipping.
20:26That's what it is.
20:28I can lean on I can lean on it.
20:28Ay, we're so long.
20:29I can lean on it.
20:30Oh.
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