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00:00oh hi good morning sorry i didn't know you were here nothing happened i just slept over like as
00:08in sleep whatever it's cool i'm fine why wouldn't i be fine you and ben ben and you just like a
00:15dream come true okay good oh my god that's really good i'm glad that we can talk about this because
00:22i would just you know hate for things to be awkward between us oh not awkward at all
00:28talk away okay great well last night ended up just being so sweet and was so romantic good talk
00:38i gotta go i'm late for the bye
00:42morning everything okay super not awkward at all
00:51so glad that you're still here angela which also isn't awkward
00:55i can't believe i have an apartment filled with women and none of them are mine
01:01thanks for letting me stay on the couch again
01:05oh okay it's no problem and she don't live here
01:08i promise i'll find my own place soon i so hate getting in the way of things
01:14really
01:15but you know what it's totally fine you just stay as long as you like again not really her decision
01:23well i'll try and clear out tonight oh you know no need we won't even be here
01:29we have a very special evening planned is this thing even on
01:34hey i remember you morning i made coffee hi baby oh i forgot how cute you look when you wake up
01:45isn't she adorable i was actually talking about you
01:49this is really good coffee
01:55well while you enjoy it i'm going to go get our little girl dressed
02:01and something tells me she's coming back to get you undressed
02:10okay so it's not just me she was just flirting right
02:14flirting dude she made you coffee and she did this to your hair
02:19just all around
02:21in some cultures you'd be engaged
02:25what am i supposed to do man i mean i guess i could sit her down and have a heart to heart
02:30and tell her it's never going to happen or i could just avoid her
02:33then angela is like the mold in our shower
02:38you can ignore it but it just ain't going away man
02:42really because our shower looks great because i just cleaned it
02:46okay just one more for my ex-husband
02:50okay
02:51so bonbon yeah third date
02:56still i really don't know that much about you
02:58other than you don't wait until the third date
03:01well you know i'm pretty much an open book
03:06just your average 31 year old air france flight attendant
03:10well a good realtor knows when to close
03:15okay
03:15and to shower
03:17hey who are these guys
03:20oh oh them um they just came with a frame
03:23well i gotta get going i got a ton of apartments to show today
03:27no rest for brad the pad
03:30oh you got me
03:32morning mom
03:38shh
03:40shh
03:40keep your mom down
03:41what are you doing here
03:42oh sorry my apartment's a little sexually charged
03:45hey
03:46whose pants are these
03:48uh friends
03:49oh my god
03:50your place is charged too
03:52i have nothing to apologize for
03:56i am a vibrant very young woman
03:59i know
04:00you told me an uncomfortable amount of times
04:02where am i supposed to get breakfast
04:04i don't know a cafe restaurant coffee cart
04:06you passed all three on your way here
04:08i don't have any shoes
04:09okay
04:10here
04:11take mine
04:11they'll be a little big but you can stuff paper in them
04:13hey why don't you want me to meet this guy
04:16well there's just a few things we haven't discussed yet
04:18like what
04:18like your existence and my real age
04:20so just go go go go go go go go go
04:22two of the smartest words to ever come out of your mouth
04:27to go
04:28okay
04:33all right
04:34all right you got it
04:35hang on almost there
04:36don't answer that
04:39no way not gonna happen
04:40what if it's
04:43it doesn't matter
04:44ignoring it
04:45oh it's angela
04:49of course it is
04:50let me let me just for one second
04:51hey what's up
04:52oh my god how bad is it
04:55okay okay okay don't worry
04:57i'll be there in a second
04:58riley i'm so so sorry
05:01i have to go
05:01look i promise i will make this up to you
05:04you want to come in
05:14i don't think my parents are home
05:16what's wrong
05:22oh there's a
05:23a giant mess in my apartment
05:25one that i really regret making
05:27uh so uh could i just get a rain check
05:30do you know the guy in there
05:31you're not two-timing me are you
05:33oh honey i can barely one-time you
05:36all right so i'll call you
05:39i promise
05:39all right
05:40hi mom
05:48danny you have to stop coming over here
05:50and quit eating my good cheese puffs those are for company
05:53i'm sorry
05:55is that the pants guy again
05:56god
05:58i'm just surrounded by new relationships and happiness
06:00gross
06:01honey you're danny wheeler
06:04every girl wants to be in a new relationship and be gross with you
06:07i can't believe they're together
06:11oh honey
06:15i know how hard this must be for you
06:18but i promise you you won't be sad forever
06:22you'll move on
06:23and sweetie you have to
06:26otherwise you're never going to be happy
06:28i love you
06:30danny you're getting cheese dust all over my dress
06:36sorry
06:37but you're right
06:39i know you're right
06:40tell me about your guy
06:43okay
06:44this is him
06:45brad the pad on a pad
06:47new york's number one realtor
06:51that's what i need
06:54oh honey i don't think a younger man will fix your problems
06:56no you said it yourself
06:59i need to move on
07:00i need to get my own place
07:02will you call him for me
07:03okay so you want me to call my boyfriend
07:05who thinks i'm all of 30 and say
07:08hey brad my 20-something son needs an apartment
07:11can you help him out
07:12yeah that'd be perfect
07:15okay she's finally asleep
07:19and i think it was just gas
07:20sorry if she scared you
07:21she gets her scream from her grandmother
07:23my hero
07:25if i recall ben wheeler
07:27you've always been pretty good at putting girls to bed
07:30oh look it's tucker
07:34tucker's home
07:35yay tucker
07:36oh hey guys
07:38what's going on
07:41there was something wrong with emma
07:44oh was there
07:45angela called to tell me
07:48oh did she
07:49turns out it was just gas
07:51oh was it
07:52well
07:55i'm gonna go to bed now
07:56in my room
07:58where i can hear everything
08:00is everything okay
08:05things feel a little weird
08:06yeah yeah yeah
08:07no no nothing's weird
08:08i mean
08:10yeah a little weird
08:11you have to admit
08:13this is a little
08:14uncomfortable
08:14oh my god is it
08:16i i'm so sorry
08:17i i don't mean it to be
08:18i just wish we could be open
08:20and honest with each other
08:21i want to be able to talk to you
08:23i want to be able to talk to you too
08:24i am a pretty good talker
08:27i remember that about you
08:28i must remember you being pretty good at this
08:30what are you doing
08:37you can't do that
08:38i have a girlfriend
08:38i'm i'm so sorry
08:40i guess i got my signals crossed
08:41what signal
08:42i didn't signal
08:42there was no signal
08:43and from now on
08:46we will be keeping our hands to ourselves
08:48well if you say so
08:49i'll go check on the baby
08:51yeah okay you do that
08:52told you
09:02yo you saw that right
09:05she was the kisser
09:06i was just the kissy
09:07oh i saw it
09:08look ben the question is
09:11what are you gonna do about it
09:12what do you mean what i'm gonna do about it
09:14i just did it
09:14when
09:15just now you heard me
09:16i was pretty clear
09:17hands off the merchandise
09:19not for sale
09:20oh that hell no
09:23you gotta throw her out
09:24tucker i can't throw her out
09:31she's emma's mom
09:32but trust me this won't happen again
09:34i'm putting this whole
09:35angela ben thing to bed
09:36you know what i meant
09:40so far
09:44i like this one the best
09:46the other ones were kinda
09:48murdery
09:49bonnie brad what are you doing here working what are you hey aren't you that guy from the picture frame i thought you said you didn't know him
10:01dani dani dani blyovsky i'm a pilot
10:05uh yes yes he is he's one of my pilots who occasionally models for picture frames
10:15he needs an apartment
10:17oh you should have called me
10:18you're standing in a brad pad
10:21hey would you mind signing with my assistant she's just in the kitchen
10:23no talking while i'm gone
10:27okay seriously who the hell are you anyway do we need to step outside and if we do you mind not messing up the face
10:38dude calm down it's not like that we've known each other since we were kids
10:43well one of us was
10:45okay how old are you 35
10:48the 30
10:51fine i'm 28
10:53almost
10:54what you're only like two years older than me
10:58which
11:00is neither here nor there
11:02always wanted to say that
11:05i signed in as
11:09anita sandwich
11:11you're so pretty
11:18so bud what do you say we get out of here
11:21i've got the rest of the afternoon off
11:23you're on your own flabowski
11:24hey slow
11:31what are you doing here
11:33remember this morning's meeting everybody has to be out of the house tonight
11:36calm down jumpy i got the memo but tucker called he can't watch emma tonight
11:39said something came up
11:41what could have come up
11:43all right emma
11:46operation remove angela has officially begun
11:52tucker what's the emergency is everything okay
11:56and more importantly what are you wearing
11:59look we're incognito
12:02well i am emma's just cold
12:05look there's something you need to see
12:07what is it
12:08oh just a little show i like to call angela is stealing your man
12:13binoculars
12:16okay so let me get this straight
12:22you're ruining my romantic dinner with my boyfriend
12:25so that you can set up a fake romantic dinner with him and his ex
12:28to prove that she's trying to steal him
12:30so that i'll help you kick her out
12:32oh good
12:33i was afraid it was gonna sound a little crazy
12:35tucker
12:37what kind of a plan is that
12:39well ben won't get rid of her
12:41even after the whole kiss thing
12:42kiss thing
12:47there was a kiss thing when was there a kiss thing
12:50oh now i've got your attention don't i
12:53he kissed her
12:55no she kissed him
12:57and ben thinks he set her straight but she's not gonna stop until she gets what she wants
13:03and what she wants is ben
13:05are you really gonna let that happen
13:07i don't know i mean i trust ben and i can't start a new relationship
13:14you have sound
13:21shove over
13:24wow riley is running really late
13:29maybe i'll go wait for her in the hallway
13:31oh here she is
13:35saying that she's stuck at work
13:37and it seems tucker and emma are stuck on the subway
13:40it would be a real shame to let this get warm
13:43i can't believe she's drinking my wine
13:48i think you might be focusing on the wrong thing
13:52ben
13:56are you sure you don't want to join me
13:58hey guys
14:00look it's danny
14:02danny's home
14:03yay danny
14:04why don't you come have a glass of wine with us until riley gets back
14:06hello
14:10oh hey what's up
14:11no
14:13okay
14:14i guess
14:15do you have anything to eat over there
14:16okay
14:17see ya
14:19who's that
14:21wrong number
14:22and he said
14:26honey my tray table isn't the only thing in the upright position
14:30hey mrs william
14:33hey guys
14:37oh man don't tell me you were grounded again
14:42i haven't been grounded since i was like 10
14:45flight attendant humor
14:52because that's what we are
14:55three flight attendants
14:57so besties
14:59this is brad
15:00my boyfriend
15:02oh my god
15:11oh
15:11oh you're serious
15:13brad uh
15:16sit down and i'm gonna get you a bottle of wine
15:19okay
15:19what the hell are you two doing here
15:22we're spying on ben
15:23what
15:23we're waiting for angeletta
15:25hey whose baby is this
15:28she's mine
15:29ours
15:31we're in love
15:36great
15:40yeah
15:41move in tomorrow
15:42thanks
15:43i got the place
15:45then the man is moving out
15:47moving out
15:48bonnie you two live together
15:49no you can't move out
15:50you have to give me two weeks notice
15:51danny why would you move out
15:52it's because of me and ben
15:54no
15:54it's tucker
15:56dude seriously i'm sorry
15:58hey you guys why don't you go over to your new place and you can all sort it out there
16:05they told me to come here so that they could spy on ben
16:07bonnie what the hell is going on
16:09fine
16:11they're not my flight crew
16:14the big one is my kid and these two little ones are his friends
16:18yeah and the super little ones are granddaughters
16:23i hate you
16:24so so she's your kid
16:27nope i have a brother she's his kid
16:29how many kids do you have
16:31after today zero
16:32oh my god you gotta be at least 40
16:36hey people can we take it down a notch it is getting good over here
16:43ben it's no secret that i really like you
16:45i can't help feeling the way i feel about you
16:48and i think you feel something too
16:51angela i'm with riley
16:54she's my girl
16:55that's my guy
16:59but what if there was no riley
17:02what if it was just you and me
17:04you think we might have a chance
17:07don't answer ben
17:10do not answer that
17:11answer it
17:11no don't
17:12what i'm invested
17:17well i mean you are emma's mom
17:23and we did make her together
17:24which wasn't completely terrible
17:26so
17:28i guess if there was no riley
17:31then
17:31yes
17:33i'd try to see if we can make it work
17:36no
17:37what was that
17:39so since you obviously saw that nothing happened
17:56can we forget this ever happened
17:58i wish i could
18:02no no no you can
18:04it's really easy
18:06i forget stuff all the time
18:07i can't
18:10ben
18:12i was in love with you before i even knew what love really was
18:18you know before i ever dreamed that there could be an us
18:22and that's why i know this just isn't right
18:28what are you talking about
18:31you said yes ben
18:35i watched the word come out of your mouth and
18:39i can't make it go away
18:41but angela said if you weren't here
18:42it was a trick question because here you are
18:45yep
18:47but it lets me know that maybe you need to see if it could work
18:50but i want to be busy seeing if you and i can work
18:52ben
18:52if you and i are ever going to have something
18:56you need to make sure that you and angela have nothing
19:01you owe it to yourself
19:04and to emma
19:07please stop me
19:25please stop me
19:26please stop me
19:27riley wait
19:38are you sure you saw our beer in my mom's fridge
19:49yes
19:50right next to my leftover pasta from dimitri's
19:53and i know it was mine because the foil was in the shape of a t
19:56dude she's stealing from us
19:58and i am gonna prove it
20:00i just love leftover pasta
20:04oh i got you now thief
20:07yeah i steal your food
20:11you want to do something about it
20:13nope i'm good
20:15i
20:21i
20:23i
20:36love vocês
20:37je
20:38okay
20:39i
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