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00:01This is Nick Cannon presents Wildin' Out,
00:04the home of freestyle comedy
00:05and the battle of the old school versus the new school.
00:10Starring Captain Bobby Smerdell.
00:14Let's wild out.
00:19All right, Johnny, and everybody in back to seats.
00:21Put your hands in there and make some noise for your host,
00:25Mr. Nick Cannon!
00:32Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
00:37Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
00:39Got it! Got it! Got it!
00:41ATL make some noise.
00:46Welcome to Wildin' Out 21 and up.
00:52Yeah, y'all give it up for DJ D-Rap.
00:56What's up, what's up, what's up ATL?
00:58Y'all make some noise for the queens, the Wildin' Out goddesses.
01:03Thank you, ladies.
01:04We appreciate it.
01:06This is the home of freestyle comedy.
01:08Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
01:11And I got a feeling, it's gonna be my team, cause I be cheating!
01:16Y'all give it up for Team Old School!
01:22LEN!
01:233D V!
01:26Tostina Valentine!
01:28Tyler Chronicles!
01:31King Cannon!
01:32Hitman Howlin!
01:34And Eman Huffton!
01:38We're giving it to it.
01:39Give it up for this team, New School, Sidney, Lucas, C. King, Mojo Brooks, Rania, and Frack.
01:59Future legends over there.
02:01And since we talking legends, we got a legend in the building.
02:05All the way from up top.
02:07Y'all make some noise for the legendary Bobby Shmurra.
02:34He got the best smile in the business.
02:39Well, we're going to get into the first game.
02:41It's a classic.
02:42Y'all know it and love it.
02:43It's called Hood Jeopardy.
02:49Bobby Shmurra, are you ready?
02:53Let's get it.
02:54Your answer is texts that get you left on red.
02:59What is good morning, queen?
03:05What is...
03:06Oh, so you can post on social media, but you can't text me back?
03:13What is...
03:14I'm pregnant.
03:20Oh, oh, you got to give it...
03:21Hey, give it to Frack, give it to Frack.
03:23Let him go, let him go.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:32Guess it pays half, too, Egg.
03:37Come here, Frack.
03:38Come on, Frack.
03:39Come on, Frack.
03:39Come on, Frack.
03:43Oh, well, no problem with the wriggler, God damn.
03:47What is...
03:47Hey, it's E-Man.
03:48You up?
03:50Oh.
04:00Your answer is old head pickup lines.
04:05Justina?
04:06But I have heels on.
04:08I don't care.
04:12What is...
04:12You know why I'm the DJ on Wilder now, right?
04:23What is...
04:23Baby girl, you want to come to church with me?
04:25They lay hands on you now, I lay hands on you later.
04:31What is...
04:41What is...
04:42What is...
04:43What is...
04:43You got some sugar.
04:46All right, moving on, moving on.
04:49Your answer is...
04:50What is...
04:51All right, moving on, moving on.
04:58Your answer is signs that let you know God got you.
05:01All right.
05:01All right.
05:04My fans.
05:07What is...
05:08God didn't let her fly ass off the stage.
05:15What is...
05:16I've been on Wildin' Out for seven...
05:18For ten or eleven seasons now.
05:20God is...
05:23Honey, my bills is always paid on time.
05:28God is so good.
05:33What is...
05:34They dropped the bricks from 30 to 15?
05:36Liar!
05:42Only real...
05:43Know what he's talking about.
05:45D-Wrek, who won?
05:47I gotta give it to the new school.
05:48Make some noise for the new school.
05:50Bobby Smurton trying to play.
05:52He in the closet.
05:54Everybody on their feet.
05:55D-Wrek, take a zap.
05:57D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
06:04D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek.
06:20D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
06:32D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
06:33D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
06:34D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
06:39D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D-Wrek, D
06:50me up in the headphones all right so Bobby I'm gonna go first I'm gonna show
06:57you how we do this I do right you got to be
07:08like like yo like you thought I was killing you maybe I'm not Nick Evan
07:14baby's having a lot
07:28yo yo I used to play football that's why I'm so rich I'll be on TV talking
07:33sports like this I'd be like to kill I mean
07:50baby something I'm gonna do you I can't eat my food
07:55it's a baby
07:57thanks JJ Fish
07:58yeah
07:58yeah
07:59yeah
08:00yeah
08:01yeah
08:01yeah
08:01yeah
08:02yeah
08:04yeah
08:05yeah
08:05yeah
08:06yeah
08:06yeah
08:06yeah
08:06yeah
08:10oh wait no
08:17new school wild out
08:24yeah
08:25oh baby
08:26I'm a monster queen
08:28I say he he he he
08:29if you don't know me
08:30then you're next baby
08:33oh baby
08:34hey
08:35yeah
08:37yeah
08:38thank you guys
08:39Pete Davidson
08:41oh my life
08:43yeah
08:44y'all done f***ed my headphones up
08:48check it, check it
08:50I'm okay
08:51let's go
08:52I live in a house that looks like a doodle
08:56look down there
08:57it's Mr. Middle
08:58little mouse
09:02elbow
09:03elbow
09:04that's an elbow
09:09yeah
09:11in my life I done seen some crazy things in the streets
09:14I was too light-skinned to be packing the heat
09:17hustle and flow I had to do what I came
09:19but then I lost the sequel to Iron Man
09:22hey come on
09:23what's up Mike
09:24come on you know me dawg
09:25it's not the size of the dog in a fight
09:27it's the size of the fight in the dog
09:30there man
09:31why you said dog?
09:44there man
09:45why you said dog?
09:47d-rack let them know who won
09:49y'all gotta get into the old school
09:50make some noise for the old school y'all
09:52you came and played
09:54everybody on their feet
09:55d-rack take us out
10:04this s*** giving you PTSD right now ain't it?
10:07a little solid
10:08do you understand that you just finished a drug transaction on TV?
10:15your ass is going back to jail
10:34welcome back to wildin out atl
10:39another classic episode is because of the new school captain
10:43we got the legend Bobby Shmurda in the building
10:47and you know what?
10:49the next game we about to play
10:50this man has already won in the game of life
10:52Bobby we only play this with the real ones
10:54and you know what?
10:55you know how to keep your mouth quiet
10:57you know how to stay certified
10:58and matter of fact
11:00it's an honor to play plead the fifth with Bobby Shmurda
11:07so uh
11:07y'all know how it works
11:08each team member gonna get the opportunity
11:10in the court of law to come up here and ask us some questions
11:13uh
11:13the team that pleads the fifth the most
11:16loses
11:16so y'all go ahead and take this L
11:20alright so d-rack the game is in your hands
11:22who's going first man?
11:23old school wild out
11:26give it up for Tony y'all
11:29uh
11:29kill
11:30John Pollard
11:31Avlon Tariq
11:35sorry sir
11:36now
11:36is it true that on April 19th
11:392009
11:40you were at the Hyatt Place Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia with a show
11:43and you called a gentleman and said
11:45hey
11:45I need some weed
11:46and that gentleman came over there
11:47and bought some weed
11:48and that gentleman left
11:49and you said
11:50ah ah ah ah ah
11:50hey I need some more of that weed back
11:52and he came back
11:53and then he said
11:53hey
11:54I've got to get this money
11:55you said
11:55I'll give it to you after the show
11:56and then next time that gentleman saw you
11:58he was like this
11:59like this
12:00like this
12:01like this
12:01now
12:02the court wants to know
12:04when do you plan on paying me
12:05uh
12:06that gentleman
12:09back
12:11well
12:11got a little soft phone
12:20I'll let him know
12:21I'll let
12:21I'll let us know
12:22but uh
12:23yeah
12:24appreciate that
12:24no further questions your honor
12:27so
12:28so you sold Bobby's weed back in the day
12:30and what just happened
12:30oh god
12:34that's a real story
12:40crazy
12:40crazy
12:41crazy man
12:42what's up
12:43this giving you PTSD right now
12:45ain't it
12:45a little sad
12:47a little sad
12:47do you understand that you just
12:49finished a drug transaction on TV
12:54your ass is going back to death
12:57I will get back with you in a minute
13:11I'm all familiar with having several women
13:13you know I do the same type of shit
13:14I just don't get them all pregnant
13:18but when you have a lot of women
13:20it's always that one that just don't take no
13:22shit like she just that one like
13:24so what I'm asking
13:25okay
13:26if all your baby mamas got into a
13:28royal rumble
13:31all right
13:31goes down
13:32who's the last baby mama standing
13:34who is the
13:35so you're saying out of
13:36all of them who is
13:38that's what I said
13:38who got hands
13:39yes it's a royal rumble
13:40who's the last woman standing
13:44Mariah motherf***ing Carrie
13:47real talk
13:48she's from Long Island
13:52yeah oh I'm sorry I'm sorry
13:54hey hey Bobby
13:55so crazy thing
13:56I was uh
13:59I was in the pit counting up the bread
14:01and I know it was a long time ago
14:02but you uh
14:03you short my n***a
14:06yeah
14:06I'm short
14:07yeah yeah yeah
14:08come on
14:09yeah
14:11come on
14:12I see you shouting
14:12I see you baby
14:13come on baby
14:14Bobby
14:15don't take another dollar
14:17out your f***ing pocket
14:19trying to incriminate my man
14:21I'll get you
14:22I'll get you later my boy
14:28objection sustained
14:30Mr. Cannon
14:31is it safe to say
14:33you are a lover of love
14:34correct
14:35absolutely yeah
14:36yes well let the evidence show
14:38yes
14:39of April of this year
14:41you have some comments
14:42about Taylor Swift
14:46and how you wanted her to be
14:48your next baby mama
14:51so my question for you is
14:54since you love love
14:55and you want to start a family with her
14:57please name your five favorite Taylor Swift songs
15:01or plead the fifth
15:03I plead the fifth
15:12so I know
15:13you and Jerry had to hold your own
15:16you know I know your hands right
15:17you had to keep
15:18I know you from Brooklyn
15:19that's how I get down
15:20so you got to answer this question
15:22or you got to plead the fifth
15:23them the rules
15:24you got me
15:25all right so
15:25out of these two rappers
15:27which rapper do you think
15:29got the best chance
15:30of beating you up
15:31blue face
15:32or NBA young boy
15:34none of them
15:34in a cold day in hell
15:48he like morphed like extra muscles
15:51came out his back
15:53it's a hell of a gay DJ D-wreck
15:55man who won
15:56yo Nick you pled the fifth
15:58the most of the new school wins
15:59make some noise for Bobby Smith
16:01in the new school
16:02we know he was going to be a star
16:03we know he's staying certified
16:05and everybody on their feet
16:06D-wreck take us out
16:15Nick when I was upstate
16:17locked up
16:18with the killers doing the big
16:20you was locked in the
16:22having too much kids
16:39welcome back to Wildin' Out y'all
16:43it's a classic episode
16:45cause there that man right there
16:46y'all give it up for Bobby Shmurda
16:51so official right now
16:52you know what it is
16:53it's time for the bonus round
16:54and it's called the
16:58oh yeah freestyle rapping
16:59but here on Wildin' Out
17:00we focus on them jokes
17:02so each punchline is one point
17:03added to your total score
17:05and uh
17:06new school
17:07y'all better do what y'all gotta do
17:09Bobby's used to winning
17:10you ready?
17:11we coming along with that y'all
17:12there it is
17:13new school step up
17:15old school step up
17:17take your old school
17:18let me hear my beatbox on
17:26Wildstar
17:26say it with me now
17:29Wildstar
17:32Wildstar
17:33hey
17:33I'm about to do it big
17:35like a speaker phone
17:36about to do it big
17:37like Nick Cannon
17:38brother's speaker phone
17:39Emmanuel looking like
17:40the daddy from the
17:41Cleveland show
17:42every time
17:43hitman do a gun bar
17:44his teeth to grow
17:45every time pretty B
17:46I think we really
17:46want to be Simone
17:47Nick jealous of Justina
17:49cause all the trade
17:50in Justina's throat
17:50every time I spit it
17:52I know Bobby's on my team
17:53though
17:53cause bitch
17:54got a body
17:55battle we could go
18:00hey crap
18:01that was cool
18:02that was funny
18:04but Bobby
18:05I need the rest of my money
18:10DJ D-Wrek
18:12can you cut the beat please
18:16I want y'all to hear
18:17this disrespect
18:20give me Nick
18:21I want Nick
18:22I want Hitman
18:23I want Justina
18:24I shoot in threes
18:24baby
18:24oh
18:27light him up
18:29Nick
18:29when I was upstate
18:31locked up
18:32with the killers
18:33doing the bed
18:34you was locked in the
18:36you having too much
18:37kids
18:40I been locked up
18:43that d*** said
18:44too much kids
18:47hit hit
18:48when you smile
18:50it's wild
18:54come on Bobby
18:55come on
18:56you got more gum
18:57than you got teeth
19:03dude he's smiling
19:04they're just spitting facts
19:05hold on
19:06Justine
19:07you sound like a man
19:08so I'm gonna keep this brief
19:11your voice is scratchy
19:12when you sing
19:13you sound like Chief Keef
19:14bang bang
19:16bang bang
19:17bang bang
19:22so it feels like
19:23we just got an L
19:24about a week ago
19:26a week ago
19:27a week ago
19:28T-Rex make it official man
19:30I gotta get out
19:31to the new school
19:31make some noise
19:32for the new school y'all
19:36don't jump off the stage
19:39he came and got the
19:40crowd once again
19:42that's all you
19:45what you wanna say
19:46to the people at home
19:47they say stay dangerous
19:49I tell you stay free
19:50and stay alive
19:53everybody on their feet
19:55turn your TVs up
19:56and make some noise
19:57for Bobby Schmurdo
20:01no, no, no, no
20:03run, make it
20:03run, make it
20:05run, make it
20:08yeah, yeah, yeah
20:11come on, fresh out
20:12it's money
20:13it's money
20:14it's money
20:15I just been so bad
20:16it's money
20:17it's money
20:18don't get up to them
20:19hey
20:20hey
20:21I just make some breaks
20:25I'm back all in my bag
20:26right now
20:27you're the facts
20:28left around my past
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