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00:11You are now accessing the AVL database.
00:16Retina scan complete.
00:18Identity confirmed.
00:20Authorization verified.
00:22Please select a case file to explore.
00:48Subject, Agent Gru.
00:51Agent Overview.
00:52Gru is the first, former greatest supervillain in the world who briefly made jellies before becoming a very handsome secret
00:59agent.
01:00In history.
01:00Gru is married to the beautiful and talented Lucy Wilde.
01:06He also adopted three wonderful girls, Margot, Edith, and Agnes.
01:12Physical profile.
01:13Gru is tall, broad, and handsome, and has blue eyes.
01:17Don't worry about the hair color.
01:19It doesn't matter.
01:21Favorite weapon.
01:22Freezerie!
01:23Freezerie!
01:23Wait, what does that smell?
01:25Vodka!
01:26Silence, but deadly.
01:27Fighting capability.
01:29Sure, he's strong, but his most dangerous weapon is his brain.
01:33He is smarter than you.
01:36Support force.
01:37Gru's team includes an army of minions.
01:39They're loyal except when they quit and leave him stranded on his own to stop a 1980s child starved from
01:45destroying an entire city.
01:48And then there's Dr. Nefario.
01:50He used to run research and development, but that was before he got himself trapped in carbonite.
01:54Now he's just hanging around.
01:56And of course, Lucy.
01:57Not only is she Gru's wife, she's his partner at the AVL.
02:01Preferred transportation.
02:03Gru has some sweet wheels.
02:05The Gru-mobile is equipped with a rocket booster, perfect for blasting through traffic.
02:10And then there's the submarine that transforms into an amphibious motorcycle.
02:16This is probably making you jealous.
02:19That's only natural.
02:20Case history.
02:21As a supervillain, if you name it, he stole it.
02:24As an agent for the AVL, if they stole it, he caught them.
02:28Personality type.
02:29He's a very social guy.
02:31The life of the party.
02:34Well, maybe not.
02:35But Lucy and the girls love him.
03:04Subject, Agent Lucy Wilde.
03:06Agent overview.
03:08Agent Wilde is one of the finest agents in the AVL.
03:11I wrote this myself.
03:12She's happily married to former supervillain.
03:14Now AVL agent Gru.
03:16Oh, that's him.
03:17Oh, isn't he handsome?
03:18She's also mother to three adorable girls.
03:21Margo, Edith, and Agnes.
03:23Yay!
03:23I'm a mom.
03:24I'm a mom.
03:26Physical profile.
03:27Lucy has bright red hair, green eyes, and just the right amount of freckles.
03:32Fighting capabilities.
03:33Lucy is a stealthy human weapon adept in a fearsome combination of fighting styles, including
03:38jiu-jitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare, Krumpin, and now maternal rage.
03:46You don't want her to go mama bear on you.
03:48Trust me.
03:49Want a little mama bear on you.
03:51Preferred transportation.
03:52Her latest vehicle is definitely her coolest.
03:54It's a mini-sub that transforms into an aquatic motorcycle.
03:58I'm not kidding.
04:00Case history.
04:01Her two greatest triumphs include raising three amazing girls and foiling the diabolical
04:05schemes of Balthazar Brat.
04:08Codenames.
04:08Lucy's been known to, uh, answer to the name of Gru-C.
04:12Gru and Lucy.
04:13Yeah, we're still testing it out.
04:15I like it, but not a lot.
04:17I don't like it.
04:19Personality type.
04:20Very friendly and optimistic.
04:21Always a good attitude.
04:22You know, unless you look suspicious.
04:24Then you better watch out.
04:52Subject, true.
04:55Subject, overview.
04:57Drew is the long-lost brother of Agent Gru and the son of a historically notorious supervillain.
05:02Until recently, he has been living the opulent life of a pig-farming heir in the remote country
05:07of Hredonia.
05:09Associates.
05:10Fritz, his butler, Agent Gru, his brother, and the agent assigned to his case.
05:15Recent reports have the minions, previous associates of Agent Gru, contracted to the AVL, joining Drew.
05:22But this remains unconfirmed.
05:24Physical profile.
05:26Drew sports a luxuriant head of flowing blonde hair and likes to dress in white.
05:31Favorite weapons.
05:33His father's all-purpose multifunctional super suit.
05:38Fighting capabilities.
05:40I'm gonna be failed!
05:41Highly doubtful.
05:43Drew's preferred transportation.
05:45His father's gold rocket car.
05:49Case history.
05:51Drew's previous offenses include traffic violations and a few misdemeanors for stolen candy in Fredonia.
05:57However, he has recently gone off the grid, and the AVL now considers him to be a priority one threat.
06:05Psychological profile.
06:06Drew's warm and people-pleasing demeanor masks a deep-burning desire to follow in his father's evil footsteps.
06:12Exercise extreme caution and report any sightings to AVL headquarters immediately.
06:39Subject super-villain Balthazar Brat.
06:42Subject overview.
06:44Balthazar Brat, a.k.a. Evil Brat.
06:47A former 1980s child TV star.
06:50Brat's popularity collapsed upon reaching puberty when his show was canceled.
06:55He started to believe he was the anti-hero he played on TV,
06:58and became one of the most wanted super-villains on the planet.
07:03Associates, Brat's only known accomplice is the mechanical sidekick he refers to as Clive.
07:08Initially a prop from the show, he is equipped with the latest artificial intelligence software,
07:12and is considered extremely capable.
07:15He can also laugh.
07:17Physical profile.
07:18Brat is identifiable by his mullet, mustache, and bald spot.
07:22He typically wears a purple jumpsuit, with arm shoulder pads, parachute pants,
07:27transforming shoes, and fingerless black gloves.
07:30Favorite weapons.
07:31Keitar, with sonic blast capability.
07:34Rubik's Cube rainbow smoke bombs.
07:37Hyper-inflating bubblegum.
07:39Brat-pack drones.
07:43Fighting capabilities.
07:46Dance fighting.
07:48Disguises.
07:50And impersonations.
07:53Preferred transportation.
07:56Mecha-brat, capable of instilling fear and causing massive physical destruction.
08:03Case history.
08:05Brat has stolen priceless objects and terrorized the general public.
08:09His latest caper involved a plan to steal the Dumont Diamond
08:12and to destroy Hollywood by floating it into space.
08:16Psychological profile.
08:18Brat sees himself as a victim of Hollywood's cruelty and has vowed revenge.
08:22He is both narcissistic and extremely insecure.
08:51Subject, Eduardo Perez, a.k.a. El Macho.
08:55Associates.
08:56Antonio Perez, his non-villain son.
09:00Boyito the guard chicken.
09:04Mutated minions transformed by PX-41.
09:09Subject overview.
09:10El Macho was believed to have died two decades ago
09:13when he strapped on 250 pounds of explosives
09:16and rode a live shark into an active volcano.
09:19However, his death was later revealed to have been faked.
09:22Before returning to Villainy,
09:24he owned the restaurant Salsa & Salsa
09:26and raised his son as a single father.
09:28Physical profile.
09:30Short, overweight, and suffering from an excess of chest hair,
09:34he has a tattoo of the Mexican flag.
09:36When dressed as El Macho,
09:39he wears a luchador mask to conceal his identity.
09:43Favorite weapons.
09:45The mutagen PX-41.
09:50Fighting capabilities.
09:52In his prime, El Macho possessed superhuman strength.
09:56Preferred transportation.
09:59His magnet ship.
10:03Case history.
10:05El Macho was an unstoppable criminal
10:07who ran rampant in Mexico for years.
10:10Upon resurfacing,
10:12he stole the highly dangerous and unstable substance
10:15known as PX-41.
10:17What was that?
10:19He was eventually defeated by a group.
10:23Psychological profile.
10:25Generally romantic and charming,
10:27he is also known to have an explosive temper.
10:53Subject, Victor Perkins,
10:55a.k.a. Vector.
10:57Subject overview.
10:58Vector is brilliant, inventive,
11:01and desperate to make his mark
11:02on the world of villainy.
11:04Associates.
11:05Vector works alone,
11:07but his father is Mr. Perkins,
11:09president of the Bank of Evil.
11:12Physical profile.
11:14Vector sports glasses and a bowl haircut.
11:17His wardrobe of choice is an orange warm-up suit,
11:20sometimes mistaken for pajamas.
11:22They are not pajamas!
11:23Vector's favorite weapons.
11:26Vector's favorite weapons.
11:27Shrink ray.
11:28Piranha gun.
11:30Oh, ah!
11:31Shoot!
11:32Squid launcher.
11:35Fighting capabilities.
11:38Without weapons,
11:39Vector is not a physical threat.
11:42Preferred transportation.
11:44Airship.
11:47Case history.
11:50Vector was unusually young
11:51when he stole the pyramids of Giza.
11:54He later, briefly, took the moon.
11:56At last report,
11:57he was still stranded on the lunar surface,
11:59and it's said that on a clear night
12:01looking through a telescope,
12:02Vector is still visible
12:03as a roaming orange dot.
12:05Oh, poop.
12:06Psychological profile.
12:08Spoiled and petulant,
12:10Vector wants things only one way.
12:12His way.
12:13I am Vector!
12:14He turns to villainy
12:15not for financial gain,
12:16but for fame.
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