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00:23:25the princess looked to the riverbed in dismay and there she saw thousands of rocks over which the
00:23:32magical river had once flowed how am i to know which rock he's trapped in the younger world
00:23:37the little fairy queen replied you must pick up each rock and listen to it carefully and if you
00:23:48choose the rock in which he is trapped you will hear his voice calling out to you then neither
00:23:52he nor you shall ever be lonely again and with this the little fairy queen vanished the girl
00:23:58dried her tears and seeing no other option began to pick up the rocks and put them to her ear
00:24:04for
00:24:05three nights and three days she patiently picked up each rock and listened tenderly to it her ears
00:24:11grew sore her throat grew dry and her lips began to crack yet she kept on for she knew if
00:24:18she did not
00:24:19give up she refined
00:24:53i told you to keep an eye on the kids calm down close i'm not gonna calm down jamie if
00:25:00you know where
00:25:01the berries i need you to tell me right now
00:25:03i know
00:25:03i know
00:25:08i know
00:25:10very very very very
00:25:16very very
00:25:17very
00:25:18very
00:25:18very
00:25:36What was your kid doing in the water?
00:25:38Get the hell away from me.
00:25:38I said get the hell away.
00:25:49Don't take him to the hospital, man.
00:25:51It's death culture there.
00:25:52Get out of my way.
00:26:00Come on, Skye, let's go.
00:26:02Look, can you at least leave food stamps or something?
00:26:05Anything for us.
00:26:05Skye, we're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:18Let's go.
00:26:53Lane, take your sister.
00:26:56Jamie.
00:26:59Come on.
00:27:00Let's move this over here, okay?
00:27:13What now?
00:27:17Well, we're going to go into the city.
00:27:20But I thought you hate the city.
00:27:23Well, I don't have a choice anymore.
00:27:25You're going to take this.
00:27:26Come here, baby.
00:27:28Come on, let's go.
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:30Go for a walk.
00:27:31Come on, guys.
00:27:32Hurry up.
00:27:38Hurry up.
00:27:39Hurry up.
00:27:40Hurry up.
00:27:41Hurry up.
00:28:01Hey, Lane, take your sister.
00:28:03Come on.
00:28:04Here, go with Lane, okay?
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:16Who's she calling?
00:28:18Um, Ethel?
00:28:20Maybe.
00:28:21Who's Ethel?
00:28:22Our grandma.
00:28:24You have a grandma?
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26You're probably too young to remember her, but you took a shit on her floor, and she freaked
00:28:30out the last time we saw her.
00:28:35Come on, Shayla.
00:28:37Go with Jamie.
00:28:38Shayla, come on.
00:28:40Ow.
00:28:42Go with Jamie.
00:28:43Come on, Shayla.
00:28:58Hey, Mom.
00:28:59Hi.
00:28:59It's Karen.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03Yeah, no, it's me.
00:29:06Feed it.
00:29:06Come on.
00:29:07Yeah, it's me.
00:29:10Yeah, well, um...
00:29:12Well, I was thinking we haven't seen each other, and I was maybe thinking I could come over
00:29:19tomorrow.
00:29:19We could all come over?
00:29:25I know, I know, I know it's been a while, but I just thought we could come by and say
00:29:35hi.
00:29:37Jamie, bring Shayla.
00:29:39Come on.
00:29:40Come here.
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:45Then tomorrow.
00:29:46I'm going to share it, okay?
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:52Yeah, Mom, God be with you, too.
00:29:54Bye, Mom.
00:29:55Bye.
00:29:58Let me see your teeth.
00:30:01I...
00:30:02Okay, me?
00:30:04Mm-hmm.
00:30:05Let me see your teeth.
00:30:09Well, you're going to piss in something white for two days.
00:30:11Are you happy?
00:30:16Let's go.
00:30:17I just...
00:30:18I just...
00:30:18I don't understand you, Lane.
00:30:19I want you to be Cleopatra, and you just insist on being Minnie Mouse.
00:30:23It's...
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:24Get the shit.
00:30:25Let's go.
00:30:25Move it.
00:30:26Come on.
00:30:28Come on.
00:30:29Come here, Shayla.
00:30:30Come on.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:33I know.
00:30:33Let's go.
00:30:42Come on, kids.
00:30:43Come on.
00:30:44Yes!
00:30:48Don't do it so many times.
00:30:53Hi, Mom.
00:30:55Uh, this is Shayla.
00:30:57I don't think you ever met.
00:31:00Only one side.
00:31:01One side.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:05As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional
00:31:11process through to its conclusion.
00:31:13Hey, Jamie.
00:31:14Don't...
00:31:14Don't...
00:31:14Don't touch that.
00:31:15Please.
00:31:16Is this you?
00:31:18In another life, yeah.
00:31:20Mom.
00:31:20Yeah!
00:31:21No, no, no, Jamie.
00:31:21You know better than that.
00:31:22Don't touch that.
00:31:23They don't eat this, Mom.
00:31:25I'm sorry.
00:31:25Take this in the kitchen.
00:31:29The kids, Mom.
00:31:30They, uh...
00:31:32Got you some presents they found at the beach.
00:31:35Right, guys?
00:31:36You want to give these to Grandma?
00:31:38Jamie, take your sister around the back, too.
00:31:41Elaine?
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:54Are you praying, Karen?
00:31:55Oh, God.
00:31:58You could at least pray for your brother.
00:32:01I'm sorry.
00:32:02No amount of praying is going to save anyone from dying in a war.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:13I don't...
00:32:14I didn't mean that.
00:32:15And I...
00:32:15I do pray for him.
00:32:18In my own way.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24I just need a little air for a minute.
00:32:27Elaine, just...
00:32:28Sit still.
00:32:42Mom, we're only going to be in the city for a few hours.
00:32:45Do you need money again, Karen?
00:32:51Oh, Mom.
00:32:53This is...
00:32:54Oh, wow.
00:32:55Oh, Mom.
00:32:56Thank you so much.
00:32:58Oh, this is great for the kids.
00:33:00Jamie, bring Shayla.
00:33:01Oh, thank you.
00:33:03Hey, come here.
00:33:04Come say goodbye.
00:33:05Come here.
00:33:05Come to Mom.
00:33:05Come on.
00:33:06Come say goodbye to Grandma.
00:33:08Say goodbye to Grandma.
00:33:09Say goodbye, Grandma.
00:33:10Thank you, Mom, so much.
00:33:12It's...
00:33:12It's gonna happen now.
00:33:13Goodbye, Karen.
00:33:17Come on, Elaine.
00:33:17Let's go.
00:33:18Come on, Shane.
00:33:19Let's go.
00:33:19Let's go find you.
00:33:21Here you go.
00:33:21Come on.
00:33:23Let's go.
00:33:37That woman is a heavy trip, man.
00:33:41Heavy trip.
00:33:53Hey, sister.
00:33:55Oh, my magical sister.
00:33:56Come on in.
00:33:58Come on in.
00:34:15Lane, go find Puma.
00:34:17Oh, God.
00:34:18I just can't.
00:34:19I just...
00:34:19I need a break.
00:34:20It's just too much.
00:34:20You look like hell.
00:34:22I feel like hell.
00:34:23It's awful.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:28I don't know.
00:34:50Hello?
00:34:52Come in.
00:35:00Hi.
00:35:05Hi.
00:35:09Can I come in?
00:35:11I said you could come in.
00:35:14Close the door.
00:35:33So, who are you here with?
00:35:38My mom.
00:35:40Hallelujah.
00:35:42Hallelujah's your mother?
00:35:48So, you guys are from the country, right?
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:53No way in hell I'd live out there.
00:35:56Snakes.
00:35:57Spiders.
00:35:59Bugs.
00:36:01Gross.
00:36:22You want some?
00:36:27Okay?
00:36:51Here.
00:36:53You should always have fresh breath.
00:37:02You need some mascara.
00:37:04And some gel blush.
00:37:05Can I put it on you?
00:37:18Um.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:33I'm good at makeup.
00:37:40I'm gonna be a cosmetologist.
00:37:43As soon as I'm 16.
00:37:45I am moving to Chicago.
00:37:47There's this lady there.
00:37:49Cookie.
00:37:52She's a black lady.
00:37:55She's a black lady.
00:37:55She's friends with my real dad.
00:37:59She owns her own salon.
00:38:05She said she always wanted a daughter like me.
00:38:14She's a black lady.
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:15We're really more like sisters.
00:38:23I'm done.
00:38:50Try on this tube cup.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:55I don't think I have anything that will fit you on the bottom though.
00:39:00Maybe I can make a wrap around skirt.
00:39:07That shirt looks good with those jeans.
00:39:11Here.
00:39:13You can keep my aloha sparkle if you want it.
00:39:17Try on these shoes.
00:39:38You can keep your hair on the bottom.
00:39:39You can keep your hair on the bottom.
00:39:41Be careful.
00:39:41You can keep your hair on the bottom.
00:40:15You look pretty.
00:40:18Let's take a picture.
00:40:22You look good.
00:40:25Stand up.
00:40:32Stand right here.
00:40:34I need you to pose, okay?
00:40:38Why are you looking scared?
00:40:39You never posed before?
00:40:40You don't know how to pose?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46This hand.
00:40:47Put it on your hip.
00:40:49Now pop your hip.
00:40:52Pop your hip.
00:40:55Pop it.
00:40:57More than that.
00:40:58You got to pop it.
00:41:01Yeah, okay.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:02And I want you to look at the ground.
00:41:06Very serious.
00:41:09Ready?
00:41:11One.
00:41:12Two.
00:41:15That was pretty good.
00:41:17Let's do one more, okay?
00:41:18There's a boy.
00:41:19There's a boy you like.
00:41:20Look at this boy you like.
00:41:22Lower him in.
00:41:24With your eyes.
00:41:27One.
00:41:28Two.
00:41:30That's good.
00:41:36Hey, Lane, come on.
00:41:37We have to go.
00:41:45Now, Lane.
00:41:46Move it.
00:41:53Come on, let's go.
00:41:57Where's Shayla?
00:42:00Mom.
00:42:00She's going to stay here for a while.
00:42:02Come on.
00:42:04No.
00:42:06Mom, I don't want to leave her here.
00:42:07Come on, right now.
00:42:08I'm not leaving her here.
00:42:11She's my sister.
00:42:12Lane, I don't have time for your histrionics.
00:42:13Come on.
00:42:18I am not playing a game.
00:42:20Shayla's staying here and Claude's going to come and get you and Jamie.
00:42:23And that's the way it's going to be because I'm tired of this shit.
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:27Charlie, shut the door.
00:42:40Wake up.
00:42:43Come come on.
00:42:44I'm not gonna go.
00:42:45I'm not gonna go.
00:42:47That's just how it's going.
00:42:48Come on.
00:42:49Come on, Cory.
00:43:06귀여oma, honey.
00:43:07Angela goat, ginger,somelle,
00:43:34So, here we go.
00:43:58What are you making?
00:44:00I'm building an airplane.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:30Do you think Dad's really coming to get us?
00:44:33No.
00:44:35You have a better chance of flying out of here on your airplane.
00:44:49Jamie, stop it for a second.
00:44:51Stop it!
00:44:52You have a better chance of flying out of here on your airplane.
00:44:52Stop it!
00:44:59Stop it!
00:45:03Stop it!
00:45:11Stop it!
00:45:15Stop it!
00:45:16Stop it!
00:45:33Stop it!
00:45:47Hey there, little buddy.
00:45:50Hi, Daddy.
00:45:51Hi, Daddy.
00:45:51Hi, Daddy.
00:45:51Hi, Daddy.
00:45:52Hey, you remember me?
00:45:53Hi, Daddy.
00:45:54Hi, Daddy.
00:45:54Hi, Daddy.
00:45:55How you doing?
00:45:56Hi, Daddy.
00:46:00Hey, you, little girl.
00:46:02What are you doing all the way over there?
00:46:04Come here.
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Hi.
00:46:13Wow, you guys are big.
00:46:18This is where I'm building an airplane of the spare parts.
00:46:21This is the gearbox, and this is the intake manifold.
00:46:25Jamie, take Claude to the campsite, okay?
00:46:28Come on, let's go find your mom.
00:46:29Show me this later.
00:46:35Cold truck, huh?
00:46:36This guy's paying me good money to take it all the way back to New Mexico.
00:46:41Hmm.
00:46:43I see you finally found a reason to come back to California.
00:46:48So glad you could finally make it.
00:46:57Over here is where we sleep, and that's the shitter.
00:47:03And over there is where Mom meditates.
00:47:05Yeah?
00:47:06Oh, it's meditating now, huh?
00:47:08Still throw the I Ching?
00:47:09How about the runes?
00:47:11Mommy still throw the runes?
00:47:15What are you doing?
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:25I'm going to try to knock you off.
00:47:26How about that?
00:47:45You know, you look a lot like my mom.
00:47:48Doesn't she, Karen?
00:47:49She looks like Lorraine.
00:47:50I told you I'd change my name.
00:47:53Dad, you know my airplane?
00:47:54Well, it can also turn into a spaceship.
00:47:56Is Lorraine still alive?
00:47:58The intake manifold has 2,000 horsepower.
00:48:01The suspension is double rack and pinion,
00:48:04and the navigation is inertial and gyroscopic,
00:48:08and is radar, too.
00:48:11Yeah, she's alive and living in Las Vegas.
00:48:16You know, it's a shame she hasn't seen you since you're a baby.
00:48:21She loves you so much.
00:48:23What?
00:48:26She has a good heart, no matter what you think.
00:48:42I think it's time for bed.
00:48:43Dad, do you want to work on it with me tomorrow?
00:48:46I've got to leave tomorrow.
00:48:47Are we going with you?
00:48:53I've got to talk to your mom about that.
00:48:56She wants us to go.
00:48:58We'll see.
00:49:01Lane.
00:49:03Right?
00:49:05Didn't you say that with me?
00:49:07I want you to go to bed.
00:49:09Jamie, you too.
00:49:10Get your things, get your bag.
00:49:12It's late.
00:49:12See you tomorrow.
00:49:14See you tomorrow.
00:49:20Good night.
00:49:21Night.
00:49:27Go to sleep.
00:49:31Don't paint me as the bad guy.
00:49:35Do you hear me?
00:49:37You don't know my situation, all right?
00:49:40Don't argue with me.
00:49:41What?
00:49:41I just want you to be a father.
00:49:45And uphold your obligations.
00:49:46And both of the kids, just take them away from them.
00:49:48That's what a dad does, right?
00:49:51Yeah, but...
00:49:51I don't care.
00:49:53They need their father.
00:49:55I can barely take care of myself, all right?
00:49:57And you're not the only one who's entitled to a life.
00:50:21Please, don't hold that back.
00:50:22Hold that back, please.
00:50:24Oh, get in.
00:50:25Get inside.
00:50:39Get around front.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:46Wait!
00:50:50Wait!
00:50:57Dad!
00:51:00Dad!
00:51:01Don't make!
00:51:09Get in!
00:51:10I mean it!
00:51:17Don't make!
00:51:25Don't make me!
00:51:33You forgot about me!
00:52:23You forgot about me!
00:52:26You forgot about me!
00:52:54Lane.
00:53:02You have to understand, sometimes things in life don't happen the way you want them to.
00:53:07Some things we just don't get.
00:53:11You're just thinking about all that shit food Claude was going to feed you.
00:53:15Now come on. Here's someone I want you to meet.
00:53:18Come get some rice.
00:53:48Look at this.
00:53:48So, this is the same for today's episode.
00:53:49I got some rice.
00:53:49I got some rice.
00:53:49I got some rice.
00:54:01Lane.
00:54:20Lane, this is Tom Starchild.
00:54:22He's joining me in meditation and purification.
00:54:35We need to give thanks for this rice.
00:54:43Thank you for the rice.
00:59:18We're going to drink this for our vision quest. Would you like to try some?
00:59:56Is peyote what gives you the highest high?
01:00:02A man and a woman making love is the highest high.
01:00:50Fuck!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:56Oh, my God.
01:01:29Oh, my God.
01:02:15Oh, my God.
01:02:30Oh, my God.
01:02:57Oh, my God.
01:03:26Oh, my God.
01:03:58Oh, my God.
01:04:26Oh, my God.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:51Hey.
01:04:53Hi.
01:04:54Um, can I get a ride?
01:04:57I'm only going as far as the basketball.
01:05:00That's okay.
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:04I'll get in the back.
01:05:05Thanks.
01:05:06Thanks.
01:05:32I'm going as far.
01:05:40Let's go.
01:06:15Hello.
01:06:17Hi.
01:06:18Um, this is Lane calling.
01:06:23I'm Claude's daughter.
01:06:30Hello?
01:06:31Just a minute.
01:06:42You're Claude's daughter?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:48Lane, yeah.
01:06:51I met you when you were a baby.
01:06:54That was a lot of years ago.
01:06:57Is it okay if I, um, come stay with you for a while?
01:07:00Please deposit 10 cents for the next four minutes.
01:07:05Lane?
01:07:06Hello?
01:07:07Lane, are you there?
01:07:08I don't have much time on the phone.
01:07:10I'm coming on a bus from Santa Rosa, California.
01:07:12We're sorry.
01:07:13Will you please try your call again later?
01:07:15I'm leaving today.
01:07:16Okay, where...
01:07:27I don't have much time for the first time.
01:07:27I don't know.
01:07:28Don't you don't have much time before the first time?
01:07:30You can't wait.
01:07:45I don't know.
01:08:08I don't know.
01:08:33I don't know.
01:09:27I don't know.
01:09:30I don't know.
01:10:08I don't know.
01:10:11I don't know.
01:10:15I don't know.
01:10:26I don't know.
01:10:56I don't know.
01:11:22Hey, wake up.
01:11:26We're in Vegas.
01:11:27Last stop.
01:11:28I don't know.
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Okay.
01:11:55Okay.
01:11:56Well, we'll get some more things.
01:11:58Go on the outside of the car.
01:11:59Get in there now.
01:12:00We've got a party at home.
01:12:02A party?
01:12:03Yeah.
01:12:06Come on.
01:12:06Everybody's waiting.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:10Okay.
01:12:48Here, you take what you want.
01:12:50Here, you take what you want.
01:12:51There's a bed in the basement.
01:12:52You can take your food down there.
01:12:58God damn, I love you.
01:13:02What?
01:13:10I'm gonna, uh, I'll do it.
01:13:12You can take your food down there.
01:13:14Ah.
01:13:14And I'll go.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:21I'm gonna take your food down there.
01:13:21I'll handle it.
01:13:21And you take my food down there.
01:13:22I'll go around.
01:13:22And I'll take your food down there.
01:13:23You can take our food down there.
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