00:00The End
00:00The End
00:01The End
00:02The End
00:06Ah!
00:10Yippee!
00:11Dennis?
00:12Dennis?
00:19Yaaaaaaaah!
00:22Whoa!
00:26A likely story!
00:30Yeah!
00:32Oh!
00:34He he he he!
00:35Dennis!
00:39Ah!
00:43Boo!
00:47Ah!
00:47Whoa!
00:49Whoa!
00:51Whoa!
00:52Dennis!
00:54I'll get you for this!
01:23I'll get you for this!
01:24I'll get you for this!
01:25Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
01:30Pepepepepepe! Oh, Pepepepepe! Pookeypoo!
01:52Cuckoo!
01:54Cuckoo!
02:03Oh, no!
02:05One minute and more!
02:08He'll be out any second.
02:26Tennis! He's out!
02:28He's out!
02:30Den-den!
02:40Aha!
02:43Oh, yeah!
02:48I've never posted a postman before.
02:51Afternoon, ladies.
02:54Cuckoo-duck!
02:56Cuckoo-duck!
02:57Cuckoo-duck!
02:59Cuckoo-duck!
03:00Until...
03:01...liver...
03:02Cuckoo!
03:16Nass!
03:19Hello, Nassher!
03:24Get off, Gnasher!
03:31Wow, some grown-ups really know how to have a good time
03:36Dennis, come inside
03:39Your father wants a word with you
03:41Just one?
03:52You wanted to see me, Dad?
03:54Your mother and I have made a decision, Dennis
03:57Uh-oh, trouble coming
04:02Your full cooperation will make this far easier for everyone concerned
04:08Main escape route
04:10Blocked
04:11We retreat
04:14Trapped
04:15The thing is, Dennis
04:17We have decided that it is time you had
04:20A haircut
04:34What on earth was...
04:46You can't do this to me
04:49Look what happened to Samson
04:50He lost his strength when they cut his hair
04:54Don't raise my hopes
04:57I'll become a whim
04:58Like Walter
05:01I'm glad you took my advice, sir
05:05Walter?
05:06You listen to Walter?
05:10Grown-ups always listen to reason
05:12Don't they, Foo-Foo?
05:14Grr, grr, grr
05:16Grr, grr
05:17Grr, grr
05:17Have an absolutely wonderful day, Dennis
05:28Once Dennis has a haircut, he'll be the laughing stock of the whole school
05:40Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown
05:42My pleasure
05:43And remember my golden rule
05:46If it's long enough to form a parting
05:49Then it's long enough to cut
05:51Yes, we'll bring Jimmy back tomorrow as always. Mr. Brown. Goodbye
06:09Mabel Mabel he's arrived come and see this
06:16Mr. Brown we talked on the phone. This is my son Dennis
06:23Slasher Brown a
06:28Mabel go out the back to the shed and find my hedge trimmer
06:34Yes, Mr. Brown I must do a before and after for Barbers Weekly
06:44So much hair so little time
06:48This is the big one my chance to become Barber of the Year
06:53Love to help out Slasher, but I've got to catch the last post
06:57The last post?
06:59Look out! Look out!
07:07And with one bound
07:09He was free!
07:11He's free!
07:16Bamba!
07:18It was him, Sergeant Slipper!
07:21There's the one!
07:22Hit the brakes, Gnasher!
07:32Thanks for the ride!
07:47Thanks for the ride!
07:50And yet, no one ever, ever escapes from Slasher Brown
07:57Yeah, he's good
07:57Lord!
08:00And yet!
08:04Time andALAZ.
08:11This is the first time I'm just coming up with you
08:11If you're coming up with me, you can't do it
08:15Little is going to look for that
08:15This is the thing, JoBla
08:16I know!
08:16I know!
08:17I know!
08:17I know!
08:23I know!
08:25The thing is too much
08:26That's great, yeah!
08:30That was Slasher Brown, dear.
08:33He said, turn on the TV.
08:43Tonight on Barber's Most Wanted,
08:45we ask you, the public, to help us catch this young man.
08:49His name is Dennis, wanted by barbershops across the land.
08:53Our story begins and ends on an everyday day.
08:56In an everyday barbershop,
08:58we are now going to reconstruct an interview
09:00that I had earlier today with Slasher Brown.
09:03Both myself and Slasher Brown are played by actors.
09:07Verily, Mr. Brown, did you perchance see a young child
09:12escape from your barber podium?
09:14I sure did.
09:16He took off inside a pram with a young gal
09:20rolling on top of a postie box.
09:23He went that-a-way.
09:26The sun on the run.
09:29The shame.
09:30The shame.
09:36Good morning, Dennis.
09:39I took the liberty of working while you slept.
09:43I slept.
09:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:52Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:54Aaaaagh!
09:57Phew!
09:58What a nightmare lucky mom and dad didn't think to look for us in our own garage
10:04Let's hit the road, Gnasher
10:08The day begins
10:12Ah, Jimmy time for your daily haircut
10:16What
10:20Freedom from haircuts
10:27Wow, Dennis, from, from Barber's Most Wanted
10:33Freedom from haircuts
10:35Jimmy, come back here
10:37Oh, drag that Dennis
10:45Hey, round one to us
10:47No barber is a cutter barb, Dennis and Gnasher
10:55Yes
10:57It's another barber, Mr. Brown
10:59That's the tenth one
11:03Yes, yes, I know
11:05Children everywhere are refusing to come for a haircut
11:09Yes
11:11Something will be done
11:22Barber's Most Wanted Update
11:23Dennis is still on the run
11:25Slasher Brown has called an emergency meeting of the World Barbers Federation in Geneva
11:36Oh
11:37Snippity, snip, snip
11:38Hello, Barbers of the World
11:43Snippity, snip, snip
11:44Hello, Slasher
11:46I have called you here today
11:49Because we face a terrible threat
11:52Thanks to this boy
11:56Oh
11:58The hairy one
12:00The hairy one
12:02The hairy one
12:03Children everywhere are falling his lead
12:07And refusing to have their hair cut
12:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
12:14Tell us what to do
12:18Tell us what to do
12:19Catch him
12:21Catch him
12:22Catch him
12:22And have his hair cut live on world television
12:26As a lesson to hairy-headed children
12:29Everywhere
12:31Yeah
12:34Snippity, snip, snip
12:36Snippity, snip, snip
12:38Snippity, snip, snip
12:41Snippity, snip, snip
12:42Snippity, snip, snip
12:42Snippity, snip, snip
12:44Snippity, snip, snip
12:46Snippity, snip
12:49This is the Fly in the Sky with your traffic update
12:52Traffic is moving slowly along the…
12:54Whoa!
12:55What's that?!
12:57I think it's…
12:58It is!
12:59It's the kid wanted for the haircut!
13:05No one can stop us now, Nasher!
13:07We must free the world from haircuts!
13:11Quick! Down!
13:12Get down! Get down on this!
13:27We interrupt your normal viewing to bring a live report from Highway 26.
13:33You join us live above Highway 26 where Dennis, Barbara's most wanted, is making a bid for freedom.
13:40Can you get any closer, Bob?
13:42Yes, Bob. We're moving in now. Things are happening here.
13:48As I speak, a barber's van is now coming in off the slip road.
13:53What's happening now as I speak, Bob?
13:55As you spoke, Bob, and as I'm re-speaking, the barber's van is closing the gap on Dennis.
14:07Uh-oh!
14:08Left!
14:10Faster, Mabel! Faster!
14:19We are now going live to an amazing chase taking place.
14:23Live. Dennis, in his trademark red and black jumper, is giving the barbers the chase of their lives. Are you
14:29there, Bob?
14:30I'm here, Bob. Any second now, Dennis will pass by this section of the highway.
14:38Well, that was it.
14:40Thanks, Bob.
14:42Well, here's a first.
14:44Children across town are actually leaving their TV sets and lining the highway to cheer Dennis on.
14:51Go, Dennis, go! Go, Dennis, go! Go, Dennis, go!
14:57Hooray! Hooray!
15:01Dennis is quickly becoming a folk hero for children everywhere.
15:05Mr. Expert, what do you make of all this?
15:09Highly dangerous.
15:10If children, that is, tiny people who go to school, start to copy this Dennis,
15:17well, no one will ever have a haircut again! Ever!
15:25Thank you, Mr. Expert.
15:27We'll be back with an update after the break.
15:41Is the roadblock in place?
15:44Good!
15:46Got it!
15:47As I promised, Uncle Slasher, Dennis is proving a worthy challenge.
15:52He is indeed, Walter. He is indeed!
16:01Keep going, Gnasher! We can... Oh, no!
16:06Customer approaching! Repeat! Customer approaching!
16:11Snippity-snip-snip! Snippity-snip-snip!
16:15Snippity-snip-snip! Snippity-snip-snip!
16:19And don't forget his dog, too!
16:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A fine idea, young nephew!
16:26There's a sheep shearing set in the back!
16:30Lunchtime, Gnasher!
16:31Brr!
16:33They're not going to stop!
16:40Fetch!
16:42Grr!
16:46Grr!
16:47Grr!
16:49Grr!
16:50Grr!
16:50Grr!
16:50Whaa-ha-ha!
16:52Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
16:55Look out!
16:56Mabel, break!
17:06Great jump, Gnasher! Nothing can stop us now!
17:16The fly in the sky has just been taken over by the Barber's Federation!
17:21We are now completely bold!
17:25Shut up and take us lower!
17:31What are you planning, Uncle Slasher?
17:33A quick wash and set, my dear Walter!
17:36What are you planning, Captain of the Barber's Federation?
17:39What do you plan, Uncle Slasher?
17:43No!
17:44They are here!
17:48We are here, Brr!
17:50Brr!
17:52What are you planning, Uncle Slasher?
17:55Grr!
17:56Snippity-snip-snip!
17:58Snippity-snip!
18:00Snippity-snip-snip!
18:01Snippity-snip-snip!
18:03Snippity-snip-snip!
18:06Sits like a rock.
18:08Where's Gnasher?
18:09The coward has probably run away.
18:14And so, the story ends where it began.
18:17Here, at Slasher Brown's barbershop.
18:23Now we are going live inside the shop
18:25to witness the end of this hair-raising story.
18:33Your big moment, Uncle Slasher.
18:52I intend to cut round from the edges,
18:57spiralling in towards the middle.
19:03This will give all the wildlife a chance to jump free
19:06before my finale!
19:08Oh, yes.
19:09Absolutely.
19:19Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:25Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:41Oh!
19:43Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:51Oh!
19:51Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:59Oh!
20:00And what's all that hair doing on your head?
20:04Come here!
20:05No! No!
20:09Walter! Come back here!
20:24Walter! Come back here!
20:31Don't worry, viewers!
20:36What? This?
20:38Ta-da!
20:41Ha! Food, everybody!
20:45Come on, Nesha! Let's watch the fun!
20:47Ta-da!
20:55Ha!
20:56Ha-ha!
20:58Ha!
21:07Dennis, I'll get you, just you wait.
21:10Hey, stop! Stop!
21:12I said come back. Hey, hey, I said come back here now.
21:15Come on, son. Hey, hey, son, back here, son.
21:21Unlikely story.
21:25Yeah!
21:25Oh!
21:29Dennis.
21:33Pooh.