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Dennis & Gnasher (1996) S01E01 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow & The Day They Took Gnasher Away
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00:10Yippee!
00:11Dennis!
00:12Dennis!
00:26Unlikely story!
00:30Yeah!
00:32Oh!
00:35Dennis!
00:38Ah!
00:43Ah!
00:47Oh!
00:49Oh!
00:53Dennis!
00:54I'll get you for this!
01:03Oh!
01:14Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31Eww!
01:49Oh!
01:50Whoa!
02:03Oh, no!
02:05One minute and more!
02:08He'll be out any second.
02:20Whoa!
02:26Tennis! He's out!
02:28He's out?
02:33Aha!
02:43Oh, yeah!
02:46I've never posted a postman before.
02:51Afternoon, ladies.
02:53Good afternoon.
02:58And deliver me!
03:03Whoa!
03:06Whoa!
03:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:17Gnash!
03:18Ha-ha! Yo! Gnasher!
03:20Ha-ha-ha!
03:25Get off, Gnasher!
03:27Ha!
03:27Huh?
03:29Ha-ha-ha!
03:33Wow, some grown-ups really know how to have a good time.
03:36Dennis, come inside. Your father wants a word with you.
03:42Just one?
03:52You wanted to see me, Dad?
03:54Your mother and I have made a decision, Dennis.
03:58Uh-oh, trouble coming.
04:02Your full cooperation will make this far easier for everyone concerned.
04:07Main escape route.
04:10Blocked.
04:11We retreat.
04:14Trapped.
04:15The thing is, Dennis, we have decided that it is time you had...
04:20a haircut.
04:34What on earth was...
04:46You can't do this to me.
04:49Look what happened to Samson.
04:50He lost his strength when they cut his hair.
04:54Don't raise my hopes.
04:57I'll become a whim.
04:59Like Walter.
05:01I'm glad you took my advice, sir.
05:05Walter?
05:06You listen to Walter?
05:10Grown-ups always listen to reason.
05:12Don't they, Foo-Foo?
05:13Grr, grr, grr, grr.
05:17Grr, grr.
05:18Have an absolutely wonderful day, Dennis.
05:22Grr, grr.
05:28Once Dennis has a haircut, he'll be the laughing stock of the whole school.
05:40Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown.
05:42My pleasure.
05:44And remember my golden rule?
05:46If it's long enough to form a parting,
05:49then it's long enough to cut.
05:51Yes.
05:52We'll bring Jimmy back tomorrow, as always, Mr. Brown.
05:56Goodbye.
05:57Goodbye.
05:58Goodbye.
06:09Mabel, Mabel, he's arrived.
06:12Come and see this head of hair.
06:16Mr. Brown, we talked on the phone.
06:20This is my son, Dennis.
06:23Slasher Brown, eh?
06:28Mabel, go out the back to the shed
06:31and find my hedge trimmer.
06:34Yes, Mr. Brown.
06:36I must do a before and after for Barber's Weekly.
06:44So much hair, so little time.
06:48This is the big one.
06:49My chance to become Barber of the Year.
06:53Love to help out, Slasher.
06:55But I've got to catch the last post.
06:57The last post?
07:00Look out!
07:01Look out!
07:07And with one bound,
07:10he was free!
07:17It was him, Sergeant Slasher.
07:21There's the one!
07:22Hit the brakes, Slasher!
07:32Thanks for the ride!
07:38This wanted poster will soon be up in barbershop windows across the land.
07:47I have never lost a customer yet.
07:51No one ever,
07:53ever,
07:54escapes from Slasher Brown.
07:57Thank you very well.
08:09Holy there!
08:09This is also about the mission,
08:09and the motors are Mhm!
08:12You have to get on your side course,
08:14and then go!
08:14Theysche,
08:14ya!
08:16Actually!
08:16We will see you there!懸've
08:17I can't if
08:17you have, and I can't
08:21further effect it! So... see you.
08:25There must be
08:26upp객,
08:26information to assist me and
08:30That was Slasher Brown, dear. He said, turn on the TV.
08:43Tonight on Barber's Most Wanted, we ask you, the public, to help us catch this young man.
08:49His name is Dennis, wanted by barbershops across the land.
08:53Our story begins and ends on an everyday day, in an everyday barbershop.
08:58We are now going to reconstruct an interview that I had earlier today with Slasher Brown.
09:03Both myself and Slasher Brown are played by actors.
09:07Verily, Mr. Brown, did you perchance see a young child escape from your barber podium?
09:14I sure did.
09:16He took off inside a pram with a young gal, rolling on top of a postie box.
09:23He went that-a-way.
09:27A son, on the run.
09:29A shame, a shame.
09:36Good morning, Dennis.
09:39I took the liberty of working while you slept.
09:56Phew.
09:58What a nightmare.
10:00Lucky Mum and Dad didn't think to look for us in our own garage.
10:04Let's hit the road, Gnasher.
10:07The day begins.
10:12Ah, Jimmy.
10:14Time for your daily haircut.
10:16What?
10:20Freedom from haircuts!
10:22It's him!
10:26Wow!
10:28Dennis!
10:29From Barber's Most Wanted.
10:33Freedom from haircuts!
10:35Jimmy, come back here!
10:38Oh, drag that Dennis!
10:44Hey, round one to us!
10:47No barber is a cutter barb!
10:49Dennis and Gnasher!
10:55Yes?
10:57It's another barber, Mr. Brown.
11:00That's the tenth one.
11:03Yes, yes, I know.
11:05Children everywhere are refusing to come for a haircut.
11:09Yes!
11:11Something will be done.
11:22Barber's Most Wanted update.
11:23Dennis is still on the run.
11:25Slasher Brown has called an emergency meeting of the World Barber's Federation in Geneva.
11:37Snippity, snip, snip!
11:39Hello, barbers of the world!
11:43Snippity, snip, snip!
11:45Hello, Slasher!
11:46I have called you here today because we face a terrible threat, thanks to this boy!
11:58The hairy one!
12:00The hairy one!
12:02Children everywhere are following his lead and refusing to have their hair cut!
12:13Snippity, snip, snip, snip!
12:14What the kind of window?
12:16Tell us what to do!
12:19Catch him!
12:20Hmph!
12:21Catch him and have his hair cut live on world television as a lesson to hairy-headed children
12:30everywhere!
12:34Steady, sick, sick!
12:36Steady, sick, sick!
12:39Steady, sick, sick!
12:41Steady, sick, sick!
12:43Steady, sick, sick!
12:48This is the Fly in the Sky
12:50with your traffic update.
12:52Traffic is moving slowly along the
12:54whoa! What's that?
12:57I think it's
12:58it is! It's the kid
13:00wanted for the haircut!
13:05No one can stop us
13:06now, Gnasher! We must
13:08free the world from haircuts!
13:11Quick! Down!
13:13Get down on this!
13:27We interrupt your normal viewing
13:29to bring a live report from
13:31Highway 26.
13:32You join us live above Highway 26
13:36where Dennis, Barber's Most Wanted,
13:38is making a bid for freedom!
13:40Can you get any closer, Bob?
13:42Yes, Bob!
13:44Yes, Bob! We're moving
13:44in now! Things are happening
13:47here! As I speak,
13:49a barber's van is now
13:50coming in off the slip road!
13:52What's happening now as I
13:54speak, Bob?
13:55As you spoke, Bob,
13:57and as I'm
13:58re-speaking,
14:00the barber's van
14:01is closing the gap
14:03on, Dennis!
14:07Uh-oh!
14:08Lift!
14:09Gnasher!
14:11Faster, Babel! Faster!
14:19We are now going live
14:21to an amazing chase
14:22taking place
14:23live!
14:24Dennis,
14:25in his trademark
14:25red and black jumper,
14:26is giving the barbers
14:27the chase of their lives.
14:29Are you there, Bob?
14:30I'm here, Bob.
14:31Any second now,
14:32Dennis will pass by
14:33this section of the highway.
14:38Well, that was it.
14:40Thanks, Bob.
14:42Well, here's a first.
14:44Children across town
14:45are actually leaving
14:46their TV sets
14:47and lining the highway
14:49to cheer Dennis on.
14:51Go, Dennis, go!
14:52Go, Dennis, go!
14:54Go, Dennis, go!
14:57Hooray!
14:59Hooray!
15:01Hooray!
15:01Dennis is quickly
15:03becoming a folk hero
15:04for children everywhere.
15:05Mr. Expert,
15:06what do you make
15:07of all this?
15:09Highly dangerous.
15:10If children,
15:11that is,
15:12tiny people
15:13who go to school
15:14start to copy
15:15this Dennis,
15:17well,
15:18no one will ever
15:19have a haircut again!
15:22Ever!
15:23Ha!
15:25Thank you,
15:26Mr. Expert.
15:27We'll be back
15:28with an update
15:29after the break.
15:41Is the roadblock
15:42in place?
15:43Ha!
15:44Good!
15:46Got him!
15:47As I promised,
15:48Uncle Slasher,
15:49Dennis is proving
15:50a worthy challenge.
15:52He is indeed,
15:53Walter.
15:56Ha!
16:02Keep going,
16:03we can...
16:04Oh, no!
16:07Customer approaching!
16:08Repeat,
16:09customer approaching!
16:11Slipperly-slip-slip!
16:13Slipperly-slip-slip!
16:15Slipperly-slip-slip!
16:18Slipperly-slip-slip-slip!
16:19And don't forget his dog, too!
16:24A fine idea, young nephew.
16:27There's a sheep shearing set in the back.
16:30Lunchtime, Gnasher!
16:33They're not going to stop!
16:40Fetch!
16:50Wahoo!
16:52Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
16:55Look out!
16:56Mabel, break!
16:58Break!
17:06Great jump, Gnasher!
17:08Nothing can stop us now!
17:16The fly in the sky has just been taken over
17:19by the Barber's Federation.
17:21We are now completely bold.
17:25Shut up and take us lower.
17:31What are you planning, Uncle Slasher?
17:33A quick wash and set, my dear Walter.
17:43Ah!
17:49Oh!
17:57Snippity, snip, snip!
17:59Snippity, snip, snip!
18:01Snippity, snip, snip!
18:03That was my Mark V fixing gel.
18:06Sents like a rock.
18:08Where's Gnasher?
18:09The coward has probably run away.
18:14And so, the story ends where it began, here at Slasher Brown's Barbershop.
18:23Now we are going live inside the shop to witness the end of this hair-raising story.
18:33Your big moment, Uncle Slasher!
18:52I intend to cut round from the edges, spiralling in towards the middle.
19:02This will give all the wildlife a chance to jump free before my finale!
19:22Quick, follow that hair!
19:52A wig!
19:53It was wearing a wig.
19:55All the time. How dare you make such a fool of me
20:01What's all that hair doing on your head come here
20:30Don't worry viewers
20:35What this
20:43Now food everybody come on Nesha, let's watch the fun
21:07Dennis, I'll get you, just you wait
21:10Hey, stop, stop, I said come back
21:13Hey, hey, I said come back here now
21:15Come on, son, hey, hey, son, back here, son
21:17A likely story
21:29Dennis
21:30Dennis
21:31Dennis
21:47Yippee
21:48Dennis
21:49Dennis
22:03Dennis
22:12Dennis
22:13Dennis
22:31I'll get you for this
23:00Big day for the museum today
23:02It's the start of our dinosaur exhibition
23:09Oh, I just can't wait
23:14What?
23:15No
23:17No
23:19No
23:25No
23:30No
23:31No
23:34No
23:36No
23:42No
23:42No
23:42No
23:42No
23:42No
23:42No
23:43No
23:43No
23:49No
23:50No
23:50No
23:51No
23:51No
23:54Oh, they were dinosaur bones
23:57Well, I'm sorry, I can't help you
24:00There are definitely no dinosaur bones around
24:06Here
24:10Dennis, Gnasher, could I have a word, please?
24:14Uh-oh, time to make ourselves scarce
24:22Hmm, a postcard for Dennis
24:25Dear Dennis, I wonder if the postman can deliver this postcard
24:30Without having his trousers ripped off by Gnasher again
24:33Signed, Dennis
24:40Gnasher, it's the postman
24:43He won't get me this time
24:53Hey, whoa, Gnasher, hold it
24:57This is just a false leg
25:00Look, over there
25:10Go prove him wrong, Gnasher
25:18One leg arriving airmail
25:33Gnasher, what do you think you are doing?
25:41I think I'll retire and take up lion shaming
25:46It's got to stop, Dennis
25:50That dog is getting out of hand
25:52He's kidnapping dinosaurs, Dad
25:55And costing me money
25:57Ten pairs of trousers in postman blue this week alone
26:02You see, Dad
26:03Gnasher is man's bestest friend
26:07Thank you, Gnasher
26:08That's very kind
26:16Oh, slippers, too
26:18Well, in that case, I'll just lie back and relax for a while
26:25Oh, my paper
26:29My favourite slippers, too
26:31Beans are baked
26:32Potatoes are mashed
26:34Nothing you can do about it
26:35You've been gnashed
26:36You've been gnashed
26:37You've been gnashed
26:41You've been gnashed
26:42Come back here
26:47Cucumber sandwich, Walter, dearest
26:50Too kind, Matilda, dearest
26:52Ow
26:54Oh, I'm sorry, dearest
26:56I forgot to cut the quarts off
27:00Walter and Matilda mudpie launch sequence begun
27:04Five
27:05Four
27:06Three
27:07Two
27:13What's the matter, Gnasher?
27:15Grr
27:16Grr
27:19Oh, bliss, Matilda
27:21They've brought my little Fufu back
27:29Here you are, Master Walter
27:31Fufu, home again, safe and sound
27:35Super
27:36And is she fully trained now?
27:39Grr
27:39Grr
27:41Dance, Fufu
27:43Grr
27:44Grr
27:45Grr
27:45Grr
27:50Grr
27:51Grr
27:52Fetch, Fufu
27:53Grr
27:55Grr
27:56Grr
27:58Grr
27:58Grr
27:58Grr
27:59Grr
28:00Grr
28:00Grr
28:00Grr
28:01Grr
28:01Grr
28:01Grr
28:02Grr
28:02Grr
28:04That's marvellous
28:06That's horrible
28:08Very good, Fufu
28:11Now, um, mow the lawn
28:31Don't worry, Gnasher. I'd never let anyone take you off to be trained like that.
28:40Bad dogs made good. Don't delay. Phone today.
28:45Are you sure, Dad?
28:47Sounds like just what we need.
28:50Hello? Canine dog training school?
28:56Yes, I've got a dog that needs training. Very strict training.
29:15Canine dog training school, sir. You called?
29:18I did, indeed.
29:20Do I take it that this is the problem dog?
29:24Ah, yes. You've met Gnasher, I see. Do come in.
29:31Just sign here, please, and your problems are over.
29:36Of course.
29:42I'd know that sound anywhere. It's Gnasher, and it sounds like he's in trouble.
29:52And before we leave, a free de-fleeing is in order, I think. How come?
29:59Oh, dear.
30:02Oh, no! Anything but that!
30:07Hang on, Gnasher! I'll save you!
30:13Gnasher! Come along, Gnasher. A little de-fleeing never hurt anyone.
30:34We interrupt the flea circus to bring you an emergency bulletin. Gnasher is about to be de-fleed.
30:41Oh, wow!
30:42Put on your breathing masks at once.
30:51Gnasher!
30:58Gnasher!
31:00Gnasher!
31:08Gnasher!
31:29Gnasher!
31:31Gnasher!
31:35Gnasher!
31:37Gnasher!
31:38Oh!
31:38Come back!
31:39That's my dog!
31:42Gnasher!
31:42Gnasher!
31:43Don't worry, Gnasher.
31:44I'll rescue you.
31:45I'll come and get you.
31:46You'll see.
31:53Right, we've got to rescue Gnasher before he gets turned into a soppy pooch like Foo-Foo.
31:59Sop is the word, all right. I heard Walter's house got burgled last night, and Foo-Foo didn't utter a
32:06peep.
32:07Any ideas, Pye-Face?
32:08Uh, how about lunch? I'm starving.
32:12Ah, it's impossible. To get into a dog training school, you've got to be a dog.
32:19Curly, you know, you might just have something there.
32:44There you go. A nice comfy cell with Bonzo the police dog.
32:51Huh?
32:55I'll see you later.
32:58Huh?
33:04Okay, guys. There's no way Gnasher's gonna talk to a police dog.
33:09Yeah, that's right.
33:10No way, no way, no way.
33:11So us fleas have got to find out what's going on instead.
33:16I need a volunteer for the big jump.
33:24Okay, soldier, get ready for countdown.
33:31Five, four, three, two, one, jump!
33:55I come in peace from the dog Gnasher.
33:59Hello, hello. Welcome to the dog Bonzo. Please eat.
34:04Sorry, I don't have time. My mission is to find out what is going to happen to our dog.
34:10Your dog is doomed.
34:14He will never be the same again.
34:16For he will be taken to...
34:19The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
34:46The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:07The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:10The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:10The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:10The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:10The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:10The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room. The room.
35:12The room. The room. The room. The room
35:16Beware of the room, the room!
35:28Are you sure your mum won't mind us using her fur coat?
35:32Nah, she only wears it on special occasions.
35:35It's dark, I'm scared.
35:38Hold still, pie face!
35:40Right, now for the finishing touch.
35:44Perfect! No one would ever know!
35:49Hello? Canine dog training school.
35:53This is Dennis' dad, Nash's owner here.
35:57I've got another dog I'd like to train.
35:59Yes, his name is Trojan.
36:07This is it, pie face.
36:09We're crossing enemy lines.
36:14The End
36:14The End
36:14The End
36:14The End
36:14The End
36:32Hey, just watch it, okay?
36:37Uh, woof, woof, woof?
36:40Hmm, I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
36:47Just wait till I get hold of him.
36:49Never mind that. Try and think of a way out of here.
36:58It's no good. There's no way out. It's hopeless. We're...
37:06Val, how'd you do that?
37:08Easy. If you're not really a dog, I just put my hand through the bars and turn the key.
37:20Well, whatever the treatment is, I reckon it happens in there. Let's take a look.
37:34Ah! A dog dentist's place.
37:41Nah, I reckon it's where they give them posh hairdos.
37:47Don't be daft! Quick! In the cupboard!
37:55Okay, put her on the chair and let's get going.
38:03You know what?
38:06She's only a little dog, but she's going to make us a small fortune.
38:20Just relax, my little friend.
38:25Huh? What's he doing?
38:28I don't know. Looks like the hairdryer has some sort of ray gun.
38:31The first night after you get home, wait behind the front door.
38:39When I call your name, pass me the key through the litter box.
38:45Grr!
38:46Guess what? They're burglars!
38:49They're hypnotising the dogs to let them in!
38:51And stack all the good stuff by the door, just like Fufu did last night.
38:57So, they robbed Walter's place, too?
39:02Take her away, and bring me the scruffy black one.
39:08Gnasher?
39:09Uh, my arms are getting tired.
39:12Don't be such a softy pie face. I need to see what's going on.
39:16Well, I'm telling you...
39:27So, we have some intruders, do we?
39:32Yeah! And we know all about you, and what you're up to.
39:37I see.
39:38Well, in that case, I'll just have to make sure that you don't tell anyone else.
39:44Oh, no!
39:49Up and gnash him!
39:55Okay, let's get out of here.
39:59You'll have to get past me first.
40:05All right, boys. This is it. Scramble!
40:15Ah, please! Get him off me!
40:22Nice work, Gnasher! Come on, let's go!
40:25Not so fast, boys.
40:29Gnasher, give him the flea treatment!
40:34It's no good trying the old flea ploy on me, sonny.
40:38I wear a wig!
40:46Now to teach this mutt some manners.
40:50Sit, Gnasher.
40:53Very good, Gnasher. That's more like it.
40:57Soon you'll be a lovely little lap dog.
41:01Perfect for some sweet old lady.
41:07No!
41:09No!
41:22Wow! Nice catch, Gnasher!
41:31Now then, Gnasher, don't do anything you'll regret
41:47There you go, Bonzo
41:49You'd better take him down to the police dog pound
41:52Woof, woof
42:01Well, that's that sorted
42:03There's only one thing though
42:05What are we going to do with...
42:07This
42:08Oh wow, we could hypnotise our parents
42:12So they let us stay off school
42:14Or Sergeant Slipper, so he never catches us
42:18Yeah, or...
42:24Or...
42:48Or...
42:58Nah, one Dennis is enough for this series, eh, viewers?
43:10Unlikely story!
43:13Yeah!
43:15Oh!
43:19The devil is.
43:22Ah!
43:24Oh!
43:26Oh!