00:00Do you want to continue?
00:03I mean, it's not a completely bad idea.
00:12You're joking, right?
00:14Ah, that was a good one.
00:16Come on, we're best friends.
00:18He caught me.
00:21Yeah, how could we possibly do that?
00:27Thank you, Chase.
00:30Defending me from those bullies and helping me shred my virgin status.
00:35What are friends for?
00:37And if you ever need me to fake something like that again, maybe not that specific thing, not that we
00:42have to...
00:44Okay, um, okay.
00:46Wow.
00:47You know what I mean?
00:49Yeah.
00:49The point is, you can always count on me.
00:53Since you helped me fake my first time and taught me how to phone,
00:58Um, do you think that you could help me get Joshua?
01:02Like, in that way?
01:04Wait, wait.
01:06You want me to help you sleep with Joshua?
01:10I don't think I can help you with that, Em.
01:12Okay, but you just said that I can count on you for anything.
01:15You don't actually want me to die a virgin, do you?
01:17But what you're asking me to do is completely different.
01:19Like, I don't want to get involved with someone else's love life.
01:22It's way too messy for me.
01:25Why?
01:27You afraid you'll fall in love with me or something?
01:30No.
01:31How, how can I possibly fall in love with my best friend?
01:33Okay, so then why can't you help me?
01:35Chase, you have nothing to hide, nothing to lose.
01:38Just be my sex ed teacher.
01:39Come on, it's not that big of a deal.
01:40Hey, fine.
01:43I'll do it.
01:44I'll teach you how to sleep with Josh.
01:50This is your curriculum.
01:54Seduction.
01:57Casual touch.
02:00Kissing techniques.
02:05Foreplay.
02:07And eventually...
02:10We have sex.
02:12Let's start with the basics.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Seduction.
02:16Now remember, when you walk into a room, you're not just another face in the crowd.
02:22When you walk in, people should feel compelled to look at you.
02:30Girls, ask for attention.
02:33Women, command it.
02:35Don't chase.
02:37Seduce.
02:39All right.
02:40Don't try to seduce me.
02:45Wait, wait, wait.
02:47What are you doing?
02:49I'm seducing you.
02:50That's not seduction.
02:51Just getting naked.
02:52You don't want to seem desperate.
02:53But I am desperate.
02:55Put your shirt back on.
03:00This is way too hard.
03:01I mean, if I knew how to seduce Josh for myself, I wouldn't even need you.
03:04Can you, like, show me what to do, how to do it?
03:07Is that pretzel any good?
03:08Yeah, they're good.
03:09Do you want to...
03:18I think the one in your mouth tastes better.
03:27I think the one in your mouth tastes better.
03:41I think the one in your mouth tastes better.
03:42You're a pretty good actor.
03:44I thought you were actually going to kiss me there for a second.
03:46Um, maybe we should establish, like, a no-kissing rule.
03:49You know, so I actually say my first kiss for someone I actually like.
03:52Yeah, of course.
03:54A no-kissing rule honestly makes my sex ed class way more professional.
03:59Perfect.
03:59Okay, now, phase two.
04:03Casual touch.
04:04Okay, so while you were seducing Joshua, you need to create some seemingly accidental moments
04:11of physical contact.
04:12Break the touch barrier.
04:14Tease him.
04:14Leave him wanting more.
04:18Something.
04:19Okay, so pretend I'm Joshua, and we're watching a movie.
04:23Now, try to touch my hand, but the more natural, the better.
04:40Yeah, just like that, you're doing great.
04:51Em, do you, uh...
04:53Uh, is this casual enough?
04:55No, that's not casual.
04:57It's way too intimate.
04:59Save that for when you're dating.
05:02Why are you two holding hands watching a rom-com?
05:05I knew it!
05:06You two are secretly together, and that whole best friend thing was just an act.
05:10No, no, no, no, no.
05:11Chase is teaching me how to seduce Joshua.
05:13You know, I've liked Joshua forever.
05:15Chase is practically a family.
05:16We could never like each other like that.
05:20If you say so.
05:21Oh, I came to tell you.
05:23I heard the swim team is throwing a party tomorrow night.
05:25Emma, you should totally go and see your crush.
05:27Maybe try out some of your new moves.
05:33Yeah, the party.
05:34I think it's a great time for you to practice everything you learned today.
05:38Let's go.
05:39I'll help you pick out an outfit for tomorrow night.
05:41Yeah.
06:10Emma, you look so hot.
06:11I almost didn't recognize you.
06:17What are they talking about?
06:19Why do they look so happy?
06:23You look so good in that dress that you look like a different person.
06:26Well, I borrowed it from one of my friends.
06:28I don't really own a lot of things that look like this.
06:32Honestly, I can't take my eyes off you.
06:36Really?
06:37Okay.
06:37Well, yeah, then maybe I'll wear this dress more often.
06:41Good.
06:45You look nice.
06:48Never thought my little Eminem could look so grown up.
06:51I still prefer you in your head, though.
06:53Did you see that?
06:54Joshua, like, came up and talked to me.
06:56And I even did that little casual touch thing that you taught me.
06:58Maybe I have a chance after all.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yeah, that's all.
07:03Oh, excellent work.
07:06Oh, shit.
07:07Um, my hair's caught in my necklace.
07:10Can you help me?
07:11Quick, please.
07:16Uh...
07:16Yeah.
07:17Yeah, sure.
07:24You, um...
07:25Smell different.
07:27I've been on a perfume today.
07:29Do you like it?
07:32Yeah.
07:34They're just smelling really good.
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