00:06all right the next one that came into us as well is email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
00:10this woman says some masturbation perspective please i got you been with my husband 10 years
00:19married six we have separate bedrooms since we have opposite work schedules i'm up at 3 a.m he
00:25doesn't get have to have to get up until hours later we have sex once a week although sometimes
00:32occasionally we can't find time despite trying to stick to a schedule yep lately i come home from work
00:40and i either catch him in the act of masturbating right hello or i find evidence that it's happened
00:48residue of homemade lube in a dish discarded dong rings he doesn't try and hide it huh
00:54wow he gets a ring out and everything else homemade lube in a dish jason wants your recipe he can't
01:02you make your own soap and all sorts of stuff might as well make your own like i know the
01:05recipe but
01:06you can't leave like your do you think dish out yeah but do you think he's like just melting a
01:12little bit of like coconut oil or something what's he doing homemade lube in a dish i guess he usually
01:17has a spread of several different toys too so it's not a simple production oh wow he really gets after
01:22it i'm wondering you guys how often do people encounter their partner pleasuring themselves
01:27in my case it's been five days out of seven over the past week it's not a sexy experience either
01:33it
01:34doesn't make me want to help finish him off it actually makes him unsexy to me oh wow that's tough
01:41now she says i don't have a problem with him doing that and it's not unreasonable to expect him to
01:48do this
01:49behind a lockable private area instead of in the garage right in the garage well some people their
01:56garage is like their man cave or you know he's got a whole set up no no it has to
02:04be close it's
02:04got but he's got it all set up he's got toys and stuff involved and he and he throws a
02:09ring away
02:10every single time stay out of the garage i guess that door going up is startling yeah
02:15as soon as i hear that garage door open i'm running can you hear it the garage door going up
02:25is one of
02:25the greatest signs that you have to wrap things up safety nothing to see here you know i got bells
02:35i got
02:35literally got bells on every one of my doors that open he doesn't care about being caught he doesn't
02:41well okay so this is where my brain kind of went to has it been longer than she thinks with
02:51the oh we
02:52didn't make it happen this week oh we didn't make it maybe he wants her to know like hey i
02:56gotta touch
02:57myself because there are some guys that are like well if you're not gonna do this i'm doing it i'm
03:02doing
03:02a right here in the garage so her question is i don't know why i started doing it yeah please
03:07don't do it but right there in his garage yeah is there any defense she says he says his chronic
03:14pain
03:15medication contributes to the problem and he's not actually enjoying the process what what are your
03:22thoughts all that because he's on pain so like he doesn't it's like he's a production it's gotta be
03:29like homemade and oh so you're thinking like all these things like all of that grandioseness because
03:35it's it's deadened i don't know the problem is if you're doing it five six times you have somebody
03:43that once a week will allow you to do them yeah 10 together 10 years 10 years okay you're you've
03:51been
03:51together 10 years getting guaranteed sex once a week settle down dude she told him to kind of like
03:57keep it a little more she just doesn't know how to talk to him just have to tell him that
04:02you
04:02want it to be a bit more of a build-up your stuff away yeah i mean oh my god
04:07you're in the garage again
04:09you're in the garage again jerking off again you got all your toys and tricks
04:16i got bowls i got bowls of homemade lube what the hell is going on in here steven
04:27are you in the garage again oh my god put it away for god sakes steven
04:42well look who it is look who it is you're not even moving you didn't even get up and run
04:50steven you're just allowing yourself back you're not even stopping steven
04:59steven my god steven
05:04it's been five out of seven days steven
05:07well i'm gonna check on steven here to see
05:10oh i can see steven's legs steven steven you son of a bitch are you masturbating
05:21home for another day let's check in and see what steven's up to
05:28steven oh my god what is that contraption you built
05:34i thought that was a rowing machine
05:40get out of my car here just going over you can't be doing it can't be five
05:44three days oh my god you're in the garage again oh my god we do it once a week steven
06:02he needs a lot he needs it a lot yeah he does i mean the thing's dead to him he's
06:09bringing it
06:09back to life i mean holy crap i think like if i knew it was like oh it's gonna be
06:13a guarantee
06:14that on a saturday night i might like be like okay well the cutoff for all that tomfoolery is
06:21like wednesday night yeah i do it wednesday i allow for some buildup you know and then yeah
06:29you know give yourself some time my man that's what also the garage the garage oh that's wild
06:38coming on from work's got to be tough for her it is it is like oh please
06:46you touch that button and you're like oh my god because you wouldn't he'd see his feet
06:51it's crazy yeah no you can't let it happen he's got to get out of the garage he's got to
06:58stop you
06:59just have a sit down discussion in the garage and say that's enough man how many men jerk it in
07:04their
07:04garage oh no i mean it can't i know there's a giant door facing the street that's why you don't
07:11do it
07:11you have a house i mean i mean so many other places literally i'm telling you right now
07:18it's it's what it's probably the last place that i would do it out of all of the different rooms
07:24yes
07:25absolutely never once have i done it in the garage no never once have i been caught yeah no either
07:33it's really easy not he doesn't mind he doesn't mind about a lot of stuff there's a message or
07:37something there is there's something going on there's more to this story to this lady that emailed
07:41us there's more to it you got to sit him down and really get to the bottom of what's happening
07:45why are you doing this why are you jerking in the garage why are you leaving out your lube
07:48homemade lube your discarded dong ring what's going on here
07:52steven's sending a message yes and it's loud and clear well you got to figure out exactly what
07:57that message is if you ever want to reach us is your partner jerking in the garage
08:02whatever it is email at daveandchuckthefreak.com that's how you do it email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
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