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The R.o.o.k.i.e - Season 7 - Episode 17: Mutiny and the Bounty
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00:05the ceiling leak is back oh well i can fix it again but the truth is we need a new
00:11roof that
00:11sounds expensive about 15 000. can we diy it that would be 15 000 plus hospital bills
00:18roofs are my nemeses okay sounds like i'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work
00:22all right i will see you shortly
00:27oh hello officer john nolan what a joy to my eyes i need advice for my bestie may i come
00:33in
00:33uh well i know we're friends i think he means me what's up oh erish looky putsy i'm struggling
00:40with a major problem one that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and
00:45ate from the pornographic apple i'm in love again this time it's for keeps she's the one the future
00:52mrs skip tracer randy that's wonderful i hope we get to meet her oh what do you already have the
00:58object of my affection is none other than the beautiful talented and unnervingly flexible
01:02chastity sneed my brother's girlfriend half-brother yes when we were having a wonderful role playing
01:07adventures together at your wedding i felt a deep and powerful connection i can no longer deny
01:11i love peter yes he's fine okay whatever but i also kind of wish he was a little bit dead
01:16well we've all been there okay well have you let her know this that is why i'm here i need
01:21your
01:21help i want to make a grand romantic gesture what do you think she would like more a giraffe or
01:26perhaps like a purple lamborghini oh well those are two very different very expensive options yes i
01:32forgot to tell you how silly of me so 10 years ago a client paid me using a pretend wallet
01:37thingy on
01:38the computer i checked it recently and it turns out randy spitz is a bitcoin billionaire a billionaire
01:44okay we're like a hundred millionaire but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way anyway
01:48let's brainstorm what is the clearest path to chastity's heart okay we actually have to get to
01:53work so maybe we can talk about this over dinner yeah perhaps i give you 100 000 for five more
01:58minutes
01:58of the time i'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee you still four cream sticks always is
02:08my mom is calling it it's too early in the morning for this it might be an emergency hey
02:12mom everything okay someone's trying to get into the house lock yourself in the bathroom do not come out
02:19until i get there control i have an in-progress home invasion mom you okay yeah sorry to worry you
02:36and you know your hair looks so cute that way thank you mrs harper mom what is going on i
02:42feel so silly
02:43it wasn't a burglar it was this nice gentleman deputy ron martin west hollywood station why were you
02:49trying to get into my mother's house i'm serving an eviction notice this must be the wrong address
02:54she's the owner that's what i was trying to tell him i checked the address multiple times ma'am your
02:59mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate did you get a notice uh i don't know i mostly
03:05get junk mail but i recycle it here i'll call wesley we'll get this sorted out and mommy i'm not
03:11bless you and i got here as fast as i could mom oh hi dear are you okay yeah you
03:17sounded so scared
03:18on the phone you two are friends did you know this no best of friends is a matter of fair
03:23which you
03:24would know if you ever called i don't like any of this me neither when do they post the results
03:29from
03:29the sergeant exam today supposedly so my anxiety is at about a 12 right now what no no nothing it's
03:35nothing important no nothing i what i need help okay not like in case of emergency help but i
03:41okay stop just just ask the question right what should i give raj for his birthday oh well when
03:47is it saturday okay well have you thought about just asking him what he wants no because that would
03:52undermine my whole existence what i'm an empath an intuitive a deeply spiritual person i should be
03:58able to to feel the right gift in my soul right okay and you're not feeling that with raj i'm
04:03feeling
04:03nothing and it's freaking me out because i really like him but what if it's a sign that something is
04:09wrong listen it could be or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift
04:15that you've sent your intuition into a panic spiral you think i'm spiraling
04:41i'm coming to you now because i need your help john and bailey's gift ideas were useless i need a
04:48young woman's perspective
04:49okay uh perspective about what uh i'm in love with chastity oh pete's chastity yes that's the one
04:56well since when well during the wedding i pretended to be pete and things led to things and now i'm
05:00in
05:00love okay god it's great now what do i need to give her my new beloved oh we were just
05:05talking about gifts
05:06my boyfriend raj time out no no talking about me so let's focus okay what do women like
05:13yeah uh well i've always liked uh getting to know each other's shared goals and values okay yeah let's
05:19keep thinking uh how about a house what what if a man bought you a house you'd have to love
05:23him then
05:23yes i mean how big a house what what i mean real estate in the latest cutthroat randy listen if
05:29you
05:29really see a future with chastity just talk to her you know get to know her friends her life to
05:34me i
05:35think women just want to be listened to i think that's the real foundation of a relationship of friends yes
05:43your wisdom is truly boundless lucy chen i'm off to win her love with listening oh and maybe i'll
05:50pick up some diamonds on the way you know just in case that's gonna end badly isn't it 100 percent
05:56you're on the burns case this morning yeah yeah back to the depositions great thanks for taking that
06:00off my hands for me between the election and these college visits i barely have time to breathe
06:05any chance sloven will stay local yeah you know i'm doing my best i'm talking up ucla usc but he
06:11clearly wants whatever college gets them furthest away from us a jack slept on my head last night
06:16you know i used to want to punch people when they said this to me but you're gonna miss it
06:19when it's
06:19over i'm sure i will morning gentlemen you ready to testify yes sir and if that ain't a fact god's
06:25apostle i don't know what that means i've learned to ignore the country commentary ah but i don't hate
06:31it as long as your answers are clear and concise a little personality goes a long way with the jury
06:35but not
06:36with your training officer yes sir that is too much handsome for one hallway save the sweet talk
06:40for the jury atlas after this morning i believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial my
06:45client's innocent your client beat a man to death in front of officer penn guy had a heart attack i
06:49was
06:49just doing cpr i thought a junior associate was on this one she was i guess mr burns is higher
06:57up the
06:58food chain in the eastern front than we thought come on describe what you saw when you arrived at the
07:03kindred spirits bar i witnessed mr burns beating mr ashley i got between them and subdued mr burns
07:10before rendering aid to mr ashley but uh his wounds proved to be fatal were you aware of mr burns
07:16alleged gang affiliation not until i saw a tattoo on his right arm at which point i knew he was
07:21eastern
07:21front this one yes sir or was it this one objection counsel's attempting to confuse the witness i'm
07:30simply trying to determine how observant officer pen was on the night in question
07:39it was this one thank you please enter into the record that officer pen has misidentified mr burns's
07:47that too it's okay we on the new way we on the next phase we're living in the future on
07:54the next
07:55page surfing stars are trekking up in deep space and then we switch switch it up better keep pace
08:01chastity it's me skip tracer randy randy randy what are you doing here you never visit me at work
08:09i come bearing the best friend of every girl diamonds did i hear something about diamonds yes
08:15i have gifts for chastity and for all of chastity's beautiful friends that is so sweet and way too much
08:23speak for yourself this pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes okay um
08:32what's going on with you what's with all these gifts uh i find myself suddenly shy in the face of
08:36this life defining moment uh here have some gold stop stop spill it okay um
08:45chastity sneed marry me and i will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life
08:52randy okay oh god no i should not have just blurted a proposal like that okay uh but i have
08:57to win your
08:57heart first it's okay it's okay but i'm with pete you you you know that yes but i was hoping
09:03that my
09:04heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide millions yes many millions many many many many
09:10millions oh well have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation oh sugar daddy that sounds delicious
09:18what is that i would have to talk to pete though first oh so i would not have you exclusively
09:24no okay yeah
09:25i understand i will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to peter
09:30okay okay great to be clear you do not want these gifts i really do actually but no no no
09:39no i uh you
09:40hang on to them for now okay okay wonderful just girls no i'm so sorry girls hi did you look
09:47at the
09:47files i said yeah briefly seems like title fraud to me just send me over everything mrs harper has
09:53regarding the house okay thanks you're the best okay don't move hey this is not a problem okay i got
10:03my keys in my wallet my jacket pocket you can have them i'm not here to rob you hey you're
10:06gonna drop
10:07the charges against colin burns no i'm i'm not but before you pull the trigger you should know that my
10:13wife is a detective and she's also a sharpshooter well i'm not here to threaten you wesley his son
10:18del monte's world will destroy that angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't
10:24around i'm talking ketamine coke mdma and we've got the video to prove it so check your email and drop
10:31the charges i will destroy that kid's life
10:48randy yeah i'm leaving chastity's club my love story's been hiccuped but i remain undaunted
10:55hello potential new friends is there something i may assist you with randy what's happening oh i believe
11:00i'm being robbed randy i'm five blocks away just give them what they want so i should warn you i've
11:05been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of guam
11:11okay well i've been told to let you rob me but i do not believe that's the right thing to
11:15do so
11:15you may begin
11:33it's crunchy hands on your back let's go i am sorry for hurting you but i didn't wonder of my
11:40skill
11:40level so let me guess you rolled in here started throwing the money around and they jumped you oh
11:46that's correct yes all right so here's the problem this title looks legitimate that is your signature
11:51handing over the property to someone named priscilla robbins you see i knew there was some kind of
11:57misunderstanding because priscilla is my friend and she helped me put the house into trust for my
12:03protection and and how do you know priscilla oh this facebook group we love old houses people post
12:12pictures of their homes and then everyone says how lovely they are well priscilla she dm'd me and asked if
12:21i'd ever considered putting my house into trust now that i have it paid off and it would protect me
12:28from title theft and she offered to do that for you personally now that's why i'm confused because
12:34priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign so she's my witness mom priscilla priscilla is not your
12:41witness okay she's the trustee you signed the deed over to her and she now owns your home and she
12:48is having
12:48you evicted mom did you even read this i'm sorry don't blame yourself ruth it's a mistake any of us
12:58could make hey sorry to interrupt um you still my wife what's going on look something happened and i
13:07need to talk to my wife about what i should do not a cop my wife okay caught me is
13:13in the drawer
13:15i'm covering the colin burns murder case for del monte and the eastern front just leaned on me
13:21to make the charges if they threaten you caught me he's coming out of the drawer look they didn't
13:25threaten me but they have video of sean's son logan buying hardcore drugs don't show me i'll have to
13:31follow up does del monte know his kid is using i can't imagine i mean he thinks he's a boy
13:36scout
13:37this this is gonna wreck him if you're asking me should you pass along this message from the eastern front
13:43the answer is is yes but not because del monte is being extorted because his child is in trouble
13:49and he deserves to hear that from a friend
13:58you okay but what are you doing i'm holding raj in my mind's eye letting his energy emanate and the
14:04perfect gift will magically appear okay anything a spice rack i'm the worst girlfriend in the world
14:15okay well i mean you know let's not take it that far you know randy was right about one thing
14:23randy you
14:24know going to a subject matter expert it's a it's a smart move oh you're saying ask the boys what
14:29a boy
14:30would want yes i am what's up hey hi uh this won't be long so it's raj's birthday and selena
14:37needs help
14:37picking out a gift and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was good whiskey and cigar
14:42it's for her 20-something boyfriend not her father-in-law and what's his love language uh
14:49music i guess i i mean he's written selena like a hundred songs great write a song for him okay
14:54no no
14:54that is a big no the man's a professional you can't write a song good enough to impress him
14:58you don't have to be perfect it's just heartfelt i can do our films oh well uh do you play
15:03an
15:04instrument no let's just keep thinking maybe yeah yeah we spoke with detectives in the fraud
15:10department and priscilla has been on their radar for a while but they haven't been able to prove
15:15anything because the paperwork is legit so i won't be getting my house back we are working on it but
15:20if
15:20we can catch priscilla engaging in a similar fraud then that would go a long way with the courts
15:25so we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on priscilla's site but how would that trap her
15:32she only targets the elderly homeowners because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner
15:41oh hot damn this is going to be so much fun
15:48hey hey how's randy oh yeah he's fine thank you yeah he's uh writing up a statement as we speak
15:54good god i feel awful this only happened because he was trying to impress me yeah i know he mentioned
16:00being your confectionary paramour which i took to mean sugar daddy you think that's a bad idea i
16:06think it's none of my business but i just don't want to see anybody get hurt okay well i don't
16:11know
16:11what to do because i talked to pete and he thinks it's a great idea and he wants me to
16:15ask randy for
16:16a porsche he's not even the least bit jealous pete's very evolved excuse me watch where you're going
16:22excuse me chastity hey are you okay chastity
16:33let this be one minute got a minute what's up this about the burns case not entirely
16:45it's also personal i was just approached by a member of the burns crew
16:49they want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video
16:55what is that logan what is this what are they following my son now my guess is one of the
16:59dealers figured out whose father was did you know he was using no of course not he's a good kid
17:06you know he's always squared away he gets good grades not that i've been around lately i mean
17:11what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone addicts have a hundred tricks
17:18okay you can't blame yourself the important point is you know now you can help him how
17:24i mean first of all logan has to check himself into rehab and if it's just simple possession
17:28he will get a drug diversion program vivian wouldn't love that i mean my bid for d.a would basically
17:33be
17:33over i know no no no no okay no no no i'll just okay okay what if burns testifies that
17:42he was
17:43drunk that night it was a basic bar brawl right it was all about self-defense if he thought he
17:47was
17:47in danger if he fears for his life that's that's justifiable homicide you're not seriously considering
17:51that are you it's my son wes if you give in they will keep coming back trust me i've been
17:57there
17:58the only way out is to take away their bargaining chip i understand that but if this video gets out
18:05it's the rest of his life it'll define him you know it'll destroy him i know
18:14but if you give in they will own you five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend
18:24they call chastity my girlfriend son focus right yes if i don't send the money they will take her
18:31life in the most depraved way possible contact guys so we'll get up on your phone so we're ready
18:37for the next contact i'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money it's a short
18:41list i am highly discreet oh oh thank goodness you're here hi you must be randy yes randy hello
18:48i'm wolfgang park and thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities i'm sorry are you
18:54catering the hostage negotiations yes his braised ribs are to die for all right where can we set up
19:01roll call i guess the glass room all right let's go
19:07uh what is happening randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations actually he will
19:14be catering the celebration i have just paid the ransom chastity will be returned to me unharmed you do
19:21what they're more likely to kill her than give her back uh tim's right you just made this a hundred
19:27times
19:30worse oh thank god okay so they are not going to kill her but they are going to double the
19:36original
19:36ransom okay that is why you never pay the ransom i'm not paying another dime until i see proof of
19:44life
19:44you're to make them angry the promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive you hand it
19:50over to them she's just a witness they need to silence what we should kill her and take off we
19:57already got the five million no this guy's good for more look you saw how fast he paid us right
20:03we
20:04make him sweat it over right then we give him proof of life in the morning when he's desperate
20:11we'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her not sure which stay tuned and find out
20:16this is how am i going to survive the night without descending into madness oh no i can't
20:26fine randy you can come home with me bailey and i will keep you company thank you my second bestest
20:32friend we are almost set up where are you going oh uh a slight change of plans can you unset
20:40up and
20:40take everything to this man's home okay great i will email you a map quest link so let's review i
20:48am nowhere closer getting a present for raj and i am climbing the walls because where the hell are
20:52the test results bradford hi uh-oh what'd i do nothing she's been white knuckling all day waiting
20:59for the sergeant's list to be posted oh you didn't hear what no what what what did i not hear
21:04what it
21:05got delayed should be out by tomorrow i'm sorry i know it's hard to wait no this is fine one
21:10day
21:10two days a week what does it matter it's totally fine yep
21:18dinner's almost ready thanks are you sure i can help it is all under control so just rest i can
21:25tell
21:25you're still angry with me it's just that it is a stressful situation okay but it's gonna be fine
21:30i'm i'm i'm dealing with it i know i'm not as strong as you are but you don't have to
21:35treat me
21:36like a child i am not oh yes you are that woman conned me and it happens with old people
21:43all the
21:44time but this is not about you being old mom you have been like this my whole life you you
21:49trust
21:49everyone you let dad walk all over you and you you fall for every sob story you hear i happen
21:55to believe
21:56most people are good well i used to believe that and then i got out into the real world and
22:00realized that
22:00i was completely under prepared i will not make that mistake with my kids i will make sure that
22:20the guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table thank you
22:27you are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for of course and
22:33i
22:33know it's really scary but she's gonna be okay yeah i don't know if you guys know this about me
22:39but
22:39i get into trouble quite often i know i know yes no but it's true i don't think things through
22:45i'm
22:46very impulsive you know people are always telling me randy you're so handsome and brilliant but you know
22:51you're not cautious enough but i didn't listen and now chastity is in danger and it's because of
22:57my foolishness well it's not entirely your fault and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight
23:03so you should get some rest and it'll feel more manageable in the morning yes you are very wise
23:09like an owl in a cartoon okay yes
23:16well did you hear back yet from pete uh yeah he was uh trying to get on a plane but
23:21no surprises
23:22he's on a no-fly list so he's taking a bus i'll tell you this our lives are never boring
23:27no they are not
23:32john nolan he did what what's happening you kidnapped the love of my life sweet chastity
23:39so here is the ransom except you will never see one dollar of this money because no ransom will
23:44ever be paid for her life instead i'm offering this as a reward on your heads brandy what are you
23:51doing turning the tables this will let us listen in on your conversation with priscilla mija i've seen
24:00the sopranos i know what a wire is hey when's the last time you had a manicure priscilla made contact
24:07last night oh amelia you look so nice thank you it's my undercover outfit oh you go girl
24:16anyway i set up a meeting this morning with priscilla at my house my mom will pretend to be interested
24:21in putting it in trust we need priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork i know otherwise you can't
24:27prove it's fraud i'm wearing a wire oh like the sopranos that's what i said
24:37mrs lopez are you sure you want to do this do what have a conversation with a woman at my
24:43daughter's
24:43house mommy we just need to know that you understand the risks listen this puta misses with my friend and
24:49thinks i'm not going to do something about it priscilla better hope that she understands the risks
24:56all right let's do this
25:02hey hey you tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid sean i don't know shut up
25:11it is taking every ounce of willpower i have not to put you in the hospital right now
25:16the da's office will not be dropping charges against colin burns in fact i'm gonna make prosecuting the
25:22eastern front my own personal mission they're all going down i'll get the hell out of my face walk
25:31hey is everything okay no no it's not okay i just proved my son's life you had no choice yeah
25:39well
25:39it doesn't make it sting any less look i'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day there's a
25:46bed open
25:47at a rehab up in the valley and they said if i can get my son there before noon it's
25:51his so
25:54you cover for me today yeah of course thanks wes
26:05mommy say something to test the microphone all that money and you and wesley can't hire a cleaning
26:10lady you don't need to yell and we have one well the microphone works
26:21it's showtime mommy put your game face on i never take it off
26:28you must be priscilla yes come in anything i can get you oh no thank you wow what a beautiful
26:35home
26:35well it's not what i would have done but i guess it works really mommy my husband he made all
26:41the
26:42design choices bless his soul and you uh own the house out right oh yes paid it off last year
26:48oh
26:48she's doing so well took me 32 years and two jobs but i did it oh good for you so
26:55here is the paperwork
26:57we discussed oh i'm sorry i forgot my glasses can you just explain to me what this document says
27:05smart move amelia so signing this will put the house into a trust and what that'll do is make
27:10it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone saving them all kinds
27:14of time and money while they're still mourning you and i still get to live here until i die of
27:20course
27:21there it is oh that must be my daughter oh i i didn't know you were expecting company
27:28i'll get out of your hair oh no no that's fine she wants to meet you
27:34hi brucella detective angela lopez lapd you're under arrest for fraud
27:43guy was driving down wilshire with an rpg in the gun rack of his pickup truck this is the second
27:47in the job we've arrested this morning they all came to la to collect on randy's crazy bounty which
27:53means there's probably five times more still out there you need to get randy to call it off
27:56oh i tried but randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball and i don't
28:02know that he's wrong which is weird because really randy is so wrong
28:09they made contact my pressure campaign it worked are you ready to trace it yeah we'll mirror their
28:14video on that monitor okay and and i will stand in front of this background so they don't know where
28:19i am places everyone they'll bounce a signal around several ip addresses so keep them talking
28:26got it yes i'm skip tracer randy i have the gift of the gap
28:33hello skip tracer randy here how i hope you enjoyed your little start last night the price is tripled
28:42fine i don't care just show me she's okay i want to know she's all right she's fine you got
28:47one hour to
28:48send us 15 million in bitcoin or she'll stop being fine i understand i will send as quickly as i
28:53can tracity my love i don't understand was that long enough no i'm sorry what was that she was
29:08doing at the end with her her right hand i think she signed something can you can you play it
29:13back
29:19mall it can't be a functioning mall that place looked abandoned my business don't fill
29:23mall that place has been shut down for a year perfect place to go around with a hostage right
29:28okay uh you wait here we got this
29:37you're doing the right thing buddy listen to me i'm proud of you though your mom and i are going
29:43to be
29:43with you every step of the way no matter what all right yeah but i'm thinking this is a mistake
29:48though pops because i don't really have a problem i've just made a few bad decisions but uh you know
29:53i could totally get better on my own without rehab so i don't know hey listen to me we talked
29:59about
29:59this all right this place is going to make you better i promise you stay strong keep your head
30:05in the game you're gonna be fine okay okay you got this huh
30:09okay
30:16get down
30:19control this is seven adam 19 we hear gunshots north of sunset
30:29stay in the car stay now
30:36let me see your hands freeze that is sean de monti
30:42drivers down passengers on foot logan it's okay buddy we're good
30:55it's all right come on get out we're good
30:59hey
31:01my son's been shot get an ambulance second the money lands we drop the girl and take off
31:05the money's going to be automatically split up into three fresh accounts one for each of us
31:25all right we need to establish a perimeter while swat does their initial recon get the full triage
31:30kit ready in case it's bad hey hi those have got to be randy's vigilantes leave us to hear about
31:37our operation on the police radio oh we gotta stop them they're gonna get chastity cute hey wait is
31:47that oh my god chastity you're kidding me how did you get away oh they were too busy patting themselves
31:55in the back about being geniuses that they totally forgot about me so i rescued myself yeah you did
32:00where are they holding you in the back of an old department store mid-mall grand level there's
32:04three of them i've been weighing in that ox i'm so glad you're okay yeah i'm fine oh how's randy
32:09he's worried sick let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him yeah this is now a cleanup operation
32:13no friendlies left inside
32:41why are we shooting shooting policy is clear when you probable cause they might commit a felony and
32:45the machine guns on their back don't give us that no it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest
32:50or to use reasonable force to make that arrest that includes using their weapons so shooting armed
32:56civilians is not company policy are interfering with police operations they come at us all bets are off
33:15police get off the bike take cover
33:31Cut from boot
33:35Jesus, let's get out of here
33:36You were supposed to be watching him, man
33:38Police, show me those hands
33:39Go, go, go, go, go
33:46Go, go
33:52Cut that one too, boot
34:05Go left
34:06Roger
34:33Get out of here
34:35Get out of here
34:37Get out of here
34:49It's over
34:52Clearly, you are trapped
34:53Otherwise, you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me
34:55Which means you want to get out of here
34:56You got to go through me
34:58Now, you listen very carefully
34:59I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range
35:02And I am cited on your position
35:04Which means if you decide to fight your way out
35:06Your chances of getting shot are 100%
35:09So throw out your gun
35:11Get on the ground
35:12Arms and legs spread
35:27Do not move
35:28Control suspect in custody
35:30Code four
35:32I am not going to lie
35:33I am super surprised that worked
35:39Hey
35:40I came as soon as I heard
35:42Is Logan
35:42He's going to be okay
35:45Christina is in there with him now
35:46The bullet just grazed his neck
35:47But if it had been a half an inch to the right
35:50You know
35:50But it wasn't
35:51You protected him
35:54And now the LAPD is going to come down on the eastern front
35:56Like an avalanche
35:58Yeah
35:59Look, Wes, I'm dropping out of the DA's race
36:02There's going to be a press conference in the morning
36:04I just wanted to give you the heads up on that
36:07I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight
36:09You know
36:12You're making the right call, Sean
36:14I know
36:20You're a good dad
36:24Thank you both for everything
36:26Oh, please, honestly, you did all the work
36:29Very impressive
36:32Randy, you seem distracted
36:33Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet
36:38You forgot the password?
36:39Today was very stressful
36:40Sorry
36:43Snuffleupagus
36:45Chastity
36:45Would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual sugar?
36:51No, I'm sorry
36:53No, I completely understand
36:55In fact, I'm a bit relieved
36:56Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body
37:00Yes
37:00Why don't we let her get some rice?
37:02Oh, yes, of course
37:03Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise
37:06So, yippee-ki-yay
37:08Brad, got someone here to see you
37:10Says he knows Randy
37:13Perfect
37:15Hey, Kika Hernandez
37:18Well, I'm a huge fan
37:20I mean, what are you doing here?
37:22Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity
37:25For me to hang out with you for a few hours
37:26Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend
37:29Okay, I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy
37:32Well, you got me for the next three hours
37:34So, uh, what are we doing?
37:36I got a mitt in my truck
37:37Uh, you want to play catch?
37:39Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:42Well, I mean, yeah
37:43If you don't mind
37:44I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove
37:47Never leave home without one
37:49Let's do it
37:51Ooh, Leah is finally out
37:53Ooh, that child is like you at night
37:57Don't want to miss a thing
37:59Oh, believe me, I am aware
38:01I am reaping my karmic reward with that child
38:06And, Mom, I know that I have been hard on you
38:09These last few days
38:12So, you and I see the world very differently
38:15But that does not mean that you are not strong
38:18It is a superpower to still see the good in people
38:22Even after they have taken advantage of you
38:25Well, it's a certain kind of superpower
38:29To see all the darkness and evil in the world
38:33And choose to still try to make a difference
38:38I admire that in you, Nyla
38:41Thank you, Mom
38:45And I am grateful that you are you
38:47Mm-hmm
38:53Okay
38:55So, I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday
38:59That's amazing
39:00How did I not know you play guitar?
39:02I don't
39:02So, it's going to be rough
39:03Like, really rough
39:04Okay
39:05And it's in Spanish
39:06It's already my favorite song
39:21Let me start all over again
39:22It's, um
39:27Sorry, I really tried
39:28And I just learned these chords last night
39:30So, it's not even finished
39:31It's beautiful
39:33You're beautiful
39:34How about we finish it together?
39:36Maybe I can play it on tour
39:38Wait, you're going on tour?
39:40Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed
39:42That's, that's so exciting
39:45Are you playing in Paris?
39:46Please, tell me you're playing in Paris
39:48Because I will totally come visit
39:49We will not be in Paris
39:50We will be in Kiruna
39:53It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden
39:56How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:58Bright
40:00Yeah
40:01I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets
40:03And we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow
40:05But, right now
40:06We have a song to finish
40:07So, tell me about it
40:09What was it?
40:10It's, uh, what's, uh
40:11Here first?
40:12Para
40:13Para
40:13Para
40:18Estrellas
40:20Siempre sea fácil brillar
40:25Brillar
40:28Cielo
40:29Cielo
40:38Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster
40:40What is taking so long?
40:42I mean, Grey should have posted the list like, like, minutes ago
40:45Okay
40:46Oh God
40:47You know this
40:48But it's going to be okay
40:49No matter what that piece of paper says
40:51I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now
40:54I just really need to know
40:55Oh my gosh, hi
40:57Bree, too
40:58Yes, sorry
41:02Oh my God
41:08I don't think I can look
41:10Do you want me to look for you?
41:11Yes
41:12No, um
41:14Yeah
41:15Yes, please
41:16Thank you
41:24Lucy
41:25Yeah
41:26Look
41:38Typical A student
41:41Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class
41:46I did it
41:46Of course you did it
41:49Congratulations, Jen
41:51You'll be able to use those new credentials right away
41:54What?
41:55A sergeant position is open?
41:57Um, here?
41:58On the night shift
41:59Oh, that
42:00That, okay
42:01That's great
42:03Is it possible to trade or
42:05No
42:05Yeah
42:05Again, congratulations
42:09Sergeant
42:10Thank you, sir
42:55Damn it
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