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00:00Behold the Thanksgiving turkey!
00:02Heh, and we're going to use the self-checkout here at Stop... er, ShopRite.
00:09StopRite, Dad?
00:11Oh, this is one of those newer ones.
00:13Do you wish to continue?
00:14Uh, credit or...
00:16Yes.
00:17Welcome. Please scan your PricePlus card.
00:20ShopRite.
00:21Let me see if I have...
00:22Okay.
00:23...PricePlus card. I have a...
00:25Chico, CVS...
00:27Our brand is this one.
00:28Nope. Don't have ShopRite.
00:30No ShopRite? Oh, I know Mom does.
00:33So I guess we're going to get that bag.
00:35See, look. Great use of a card.
00:36Oh, wait. Look at PricePlus.
00:46PricePlus card scanned.
00:48Oh, wow. You can just do it by phone?
00:51Wow.
00:52That's cool.
00:54There's the big turkey.
01:01Uh, try scanning it like that.
01:03There you go.
01:10Fuck.
01:11Do you not want to bag this item? Bag this has that option.
01:13Hold on.
01:15He's gonna...
01:15Please place item in the bagging area.
01:17Yes, I know.
01:19Okay.
01:20Have you scanned your payment shop?
01:22Should I get to finish and pay?
01:23Yes.
01:27Select payment text.
01:30Uh...
01:30Uh...
01:31Pay with card.
01:33Use pin pad to complete transaction.
01:36And for personal reasons, we will not show.
01:39Does it work?
01:42No, it doesn't.
01:43Yet one more store that doesn't take the gym.
01:46No, they've got a machine.
01:50Is this the best checkout?
01:52Yeah, I know.
01:52I like self-checkouts.
01:54I like video-recording them.
01:55They're cool.
01:58Take receipt.
02:00Oh, there's our receipt.
02:01There's our receipt.
02:03And...
02:04Please take the-
02:04YAAAGH!
02:05Thank you for that.
02:06That's a special point.
02:08And...
02:08Yeah.
02:09That'll be it.
02:10There we go.