00:00Looks like this is just another boring day for Natsuki Subaru.
00:02Nothing ever exciting happened.
00:03Oh my god!
00:04I just got transported to a fantasy world and I'm not even gonna question it!
00:07This is amazing!
00:08I'm gonna have the greatest time ever!
00:11Ever!
00:15Oh my god! They have Irishmen here!
00:17Buy this fuckin' apple!
00:18Oh my god! They have naked furries here!
00:21Oh my god!
00:22They have generic thugs about to beat me up here!
00:24Give us your fuckin' money!
00:25Fuck!
00:26Main love interest incoming!
00:28Hi, I'm Amelia-
00:29I'm in love with you.
00:30Uh, what?
00:31We literally just met five minutes ago-
00:32Will you be my waifu?
00:33What the hell is a waifu-
00:34Shhh, it's already done.
00:36I'm looking for my insignia.
00:37I think I saw it here-
00:38Oh god, I'm dead!
00:39Buy this fuckin' apple!
00:40Did I just not die when I got killed?
00:41That's strange.
00:42I've never met you before, but I feel I have.
00:44Do you ever get that feeling of deja vu?
00:46Shut up, Tracer.
00:47Oh god, I'm dead!
00:47Buy this fuckin' apple!
00:48Okay, I keep dying and waking up in front of this guy.
00:51So that means...
00:52Yes?
00:53...that I have the ability to...
00:55Yes?
00:56Oh!
00:57Yes!
00:58...and...
00:58...
00:59Nope, still can't figure it out.
01:00Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:01You can return to a very specific point in time every time you die!
01:06I can return to a very specific point in time every time I die!
01:10Thank you!
01:11Thanks, Mr. SafePoint Guy!
01:13Actually, my name-
01:13Mr. SafePoint Guy!
01:15I'll trade you the insignia for this phone.
01:16Who the hell uses flip phones anymore?
01:18Ha ha!
01:19Shut the fuck up!
01:20You can have the insignia over my dead sexy body!
01:23She is pretty sexy, you know.
01:25Shut up, boner!
01:26Now's not the time!
01:27Well, it's a good thing I've got a swordsman!
01:29You said you were a swordsman, not a suicide bomber!
01:32What's the difference?
01:33Mark my words!
01:33You'll definitely see me again!
01:35And we'll never see her again!
01:37We're twins who everyone thought were lesbians at first.
01:39Yes, we're so in sync.
01:40We can even finish each other's.
01:41Banana.
01:43Damn it, Rim.
01:44So what's the real difference between the two of you?
01:46Nobody really gives a shit about me.
01:47Let me be your butler, please, please, please!
01:49You can if you take a bath with the creepy-looking pale guy who owns this mansion.
01:53He he he!
01:53No deal!
01:54Well, this doesn't seem so bad.
01:56I can get used to being a butler-
01:57OH GOD, WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?!
01:58AND YOU SPENT LIKE SHIT?!
02:00IS THAT REALLY A REASON TO KILL SOMEONE?!
02:04Are you okay?
02:05You look like you've seen a ghost.
02:07Or a fucking psychopath, apparently.
02:08Do you ever get that feeling of deja vu?
02:10Ja vu?
02:10Ever get that feeling, deja vu?
02:12Deja vu!
02:15No!
02:16No.
02:17I never get that fucking feeling of deja vu!
02:21But you're acting like-
02:22Never!
02:22There's a curse and we need to find the source.
02:23Will this affect Amelia?
02:24Look, you need to calm down with this Amelia obsession.
02:27If I said Amelia told you to jump off a cliff, would you-
02:29AMELIA!
02:30I found the curse.
02:31It was- it was the dog all along.
02:33I- I don't get it either.
02:35Rem?
02:35Mm-hmm?
02:35Smash.
02:36REM, SMASH!
02:40You're cool now, yeah?
02:41Are you kidding me?!
02:42You killed me multiple times!
02:43Like, pretty fucking horribly!
02:45People don't just forget that!
02:46But I want your dick now!
02:47Yeah, we cool.
02:48Subaru, I'm about to go to a really big event full of very important people.
02:52Got it.
02:52Really big event, important people.
02:54Yes.
02:54So whatever you do, don't come inside and do anything you can to not embarrass me.
02:58Got it?
02:59Got it.
02:59Whatever I do, come inside and do anything I can to embarrass you.
03:02What?!
03:02That's the complete opposite of what I said-
03:04Hey, hey, hey!
03:05Hot faces!
03:05Which one of you cocksuckers has been shit-talking my waifu Amelia?
03:08Oh, for fuck's sake!
03:10Silence!
03:10Royal candidates, introduce yourselves!
03:13I'm the cute one!
03:14I'm the cool one!
03:15I'm hot as shit!
03:16But I'm also a massive cunt!
03:17I don't even know what I'm doing here.
03:19I don't like Amelia.
03:20How dare you not like Amelia, you fuzzy blue-eyebrot fuck!
03:23What did he just say about my eyebrows?
03:24Look, if you all don't understand the greatness that is Amelia-
03:27Stop.
03:27You can just stand there and listen to my top 100 reasons why Amelia is a great gal.
03:31Stop!
03:32Number 100!
03:33She has white hair!
03:34I swear to god, once this ends, I'm gonna fucking kill him!
03:36Amelia, Amelia, Amelia!
03:38If you're so bloody obsessed with her, why don't you just marry her already?
03:40Maybe I will!
03:41I did not agree to that!
03:42Yes, you did.
03:43Enough of this farce!
03:44You're blatantly white knighting this girl in front of literally hundreds of white knights!
03:48Oh, yeah?
03:49Well, your face is a white knight.
03:52Booyah!
03:52What are you gonna do?
03:53Take me outside and teach me a lesson-
03:55Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
03:56Yeah, you totally deserve that, you stupid asshole.
03:58I've had enough of this.
03:59I need to tell her about my power, even if it cost me my life-
04:02So be it!
04:03At least for a second she'll know my pain!
04:05Amelia!
04:06I can return by de-
04:09Um, um, are you okay?
04:11I can return to death!
04:13You want to return to Denny's?
04:15You, um, you're hungry?
04:16You want Denny's?
04:17I can return to-
04:18You wanna go now?
04:20You wanna- you wanna get something to eat real quick?
04:22What?
04:23I'm just trying to help you!
04:24You're being super rude right now!
04:25Hey! I- uh I can't-
04:26Are you mocking me?
04:29Is that it?
04:29You think I'm stupid?対
04:31S- That's
04:32been never- Fine!
04:33If you
04:33wanna be such a massive dick about it, I'll just leave! Fuck my
04:37life. If you
04:37don't want Amelia, you can always have me. Well hey!
04:40I didn't
04:40know the knights had hot cat girls too! Actually, I'm
04:42a boy! No, you're
04:43fucking not! No really, I'm
04:45- I said, no you're
04:47fucking not! So is the plot gonna kick
04:49in anytime soon? Is suffering cut as plot?
04:51No... Too bad!
04:51Uh-huh! Oh, God!
04:54Jesus!
05:01I just had a horrible dream!
05:03I was suffering, and there was a crazy guy who made Rem play Twister,
05:07and then a whale ate Rem!
05:09Oh, God, Rem! Why do you keep doing this to Rem?
05:12Uh, who's Rem?
05:14Are you fucking serious?
05:16Are we really doing this right now?
05:18Don't you forget about me
05:22Please tell me it can't get any worse
05:23Don't worry I'm sure it can't get any wor-
05:25UGH, UGHH, UGH, UGH, UGH
05:27Oh god! Why are you doing this to me?
05:30Tear up, ciburu
05:31Let me make one of the most heartfelt speeches in recent anime to make you feel better cementing me as
05:35best girl
05:35Wow! I'm all better now!
05:37Also, I love you!
05:38Fuck you! I love Amelia!
05:40Ha ha ha ha ha...
05:43What?
05:45MOTHERFUCKER! I'll kill you!
05:47Also, I love you!
05:48I love you too!
05:49Really?
05:50Nooo!
05:51GRRRRRRRRR
05:52Look, how about we lighten up the mood with, uh...A joke!
05:54You have jokes in this fantasy world, right?
05:56Sure!
05:56Knock knock!
05:57Who's there?
05:57I love...
05:58I love him...
05:59What is even so great about her?!
06:01What does SHE have that I don't?!
06:04She can smile?
06:05Uuuuuhm...
06:06She...
06:07can smile?
06:07I'm not even mad!
06:08Maybe I should just be with someone who's not as dickless as you are like who?
06:15Wonder what I should have for dinner
06:18No, no more, okay look whatever you want to tell me I promise to listen after you help me can
06:24it wait after that?
06:26Thank god. I do love Amelia though
06:30Look, I just need your help taking down a whale. Give me one reason why I should help you if
06:33you agree you can be best girl
06:34Deal ha ha my fingers crossed the entire time now. Let's kick some motherfucking whale ass this season on whale
06:42wars
06:49We finally did it and I couldn't have done it without your help
06:55It's Rem yeah, I knew that you forgot didn't you look I'm gonna go kill bell geese now
07:00So why don't you disappear for the rest of the season?
07:02All right, just please don't forget me. I don't remember anything that just happened, but let's kill battle geese
07:06I'm battle geese
07:07No, I'm battle geese
07:09No, I'm battle geese
07:10No, I'm battle geese
07:11No, I'm battle geese
07:11Wait
07:12FUUCK
07:13FUUCK
07:13I'm just when we thought the suffering was over
07:16Don't worry the last respawn point shouldn't be too far away
07:22FUUCK
07:23Welcome back
07:24I'm still a boy by the way
07:25Stop fucking reminding me
07:28So what exactly is the plan now?
07:29All right, I just need to rip off an attack from another anime
07:32SPIRIT GUN
07:35Dude
07:36Not cool, man. Don't worry, Amelia. I'll save you
07:39Hold on
07:39Why?
07:40WHY?
07:41WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ALL FOR ME?
07:43I DON'T GET IT
07:44I heard Rem is head over heels in love with you
07:47She'd do anything for you
07:48So why are you going so far just for me?
07:53Who's rass dickhead in the world? Don't even think about it. Just say it ready one two three you what
07:58did we just become best friends?
08:00Yep
08:00Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that episode of anime in minutes
08:02If you'd like to see a previous episode which was Tokyo Ghoul or any future episodes just click on the
08:07links here
08:07Don't worry. I haven't actually decided what the next anime in minutes is gonna be yet
08:11So all the clips you see aren't actually indicative of what the next video is gonna be
08:14And if you can't tell a video like this takes a tremendous amount of work
08:18So if you'd like to support this continued content then you can visit my patreon as that's a huge help
08:22for me
08:22A huge thanks to everyone who's involved in this project especially my voice actors
08:26At the moment I'm trying to find a way to make these episodes quicker
08:28But I don't want to sacrifice the quality I have now
08:31So we'll see but I definitely have plans to make many more episodes of this to come
08:35Anyway, that's it for me now though. I've been Gigguk and I'll see you all next time
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