00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks. And you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:21All right, the next one that came into us as well is email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.
00:25This woman says, some masturbation perspective, please.
00:30I got you.
00:31Been with my husband 10 years, married six.
00:35We have separate bedrooms since we have opposite work schedules.
00:38I'm up at 3 a.m. He doesn't have to get up until hours later.
00:42We have sex once a week.
00:46Although sometimes, occasionally, we can't find time despite trying to stick to a schedule.
00:52Yep.
00:52Lately, I come home from work and I either catch him in the act of masturbating.
00:59Why, hello.
01:00Or I find evidence that it's happened.
01:03Residue of homemade lube in a dish.
01:06Discarded dong rings.
01:08He doesn't try and hide it, huh?
01:09Wow, he gets a ring out and everything else.
01:12Homemade lube in a dish.
01:15Jason wants your recipe.
01:16He can't.
01:17You make your own soap and all sorts of stuff.
01:18Might as well make your own lube.
01:20I know the recipe, but you can't leave your dish out.
01:24Yeah, but do you think he's just melting a little bit of coconut oil or something?
01:29What's he doing?
01:30Homemade lube in a dish.
01:31I guess.
01:31He usually has a spread of several different toys, too, so it's not a simple production.
01:35Oh, wow.
01:36He really gets after it.
01:38I'm wondering, you guys, how often do people encounter their partner pleasuring themselves?
01:42In my case, it's been five days out of seven over the past week.
01:46It's not a sexy experience either.
01:48It doesn't make me want to help finish him off.
01:50It actually makes him unsexy to me.
01:54Oh, wow.
01:55That's tough.
01:56Home does.
01:57Hide it.
01:57Now, she says, I don't have a problem with him doing that, and it's not unreasonable to
02:03expect him to do this behind a lockable private area instead of in the garage, right?
02:09In the garage?
02:10Well, some people, their garage is like their man cave.
02:13I know, but what's he got in a hole in all that?
02:16He's got a hole set up?
02:18No way.
02:18No, it has to be closed.
02:19It's got to be a set up.
02:21But he's got it all set up?
02:21He's got toys and stuff involved, and he throws a ring away every single time.
02:26Stay out of the garage, I guess.
02:28That door going up is startling.
02:30Yeah.
02:31He just stays put.
02:32You don't know what you're going to get.
02:33As soon as I hear that garage door open, I'm running.
02:36Can you hear it?
02:37The garage door going up is one of the greatest signs that you have to wrap things up.
02:44A banker.
02:44Get on the car.
02:45Safety.
02:46Nothing to see here.
02:48You know?
02:48I got bells.
02:50I literally got bells on every one of my doors that open.
02:54He doesn't care about being caught.
02:56He doesn't.
02:57He's fine with it.
02:58Okay, so this is where my brain kind of went to.
03:01Has it been longer than she thinks with the, oh, we didn't make it happen this week?
03:09Oh, we didn't make it.
03:09So he wants her to know?
03:11Like, hey, I got to touch myself.
03:12Because there are some guys that are like, well, if you're not going to do this, I'm
03:16doing it.
03:16I'm doing it right here in the garage.
03:18So her question is.
03:19I don't know why I started doing it.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Please don't do it.
03:23But I just did.
03:24Right there in his garage.
03:25Yeah.
03:25In the garage.
03:26Is there any defense, she says?
03:28He says his chronic pain medication contributes to the problem.
03:32And he's not actually enjoying the process.
03:35What?
03:36What are your thoughts?
03:37So he needs all that because he's on pain?
03:40So like, he doesn't, it's like, he's a production.
03:43It's got to be like homemade and.
03:45Oh, so you're thinking like the.
03:47All these things.
03:48Oh, like all of that grandioseness because it's, it's deadened.
03:52I don't know.
03:54The problem is if you're doing it five, six times, you have somebody that once a week will
04:00allow you to do them.
04:01Yeah.
04:03Together, 10 years.
04:0410 years.
04:05Okay.
04:05You're, you've been together 10 years.
04:07You're getting guaranteed sex once a week.
04:09Settle down, dude.
04:10She told him to kind of like keep it a little more discreet.
04:13She just doesn't know how to talk to him about it.
04:16Tell him that you want it to be a bit more of a buildup.
04:19Would you put your stuff away?
04:20I mean, I don't.
04:21Oh my God.
04:22You're in your garage again.
04:24You're in your garage again.
04:26Shirk it off.
04:28Again.
04:29You got all your toys and tricks.
04:31Homemade lube.
04:32I got bowls.
04:34Homemade lube.
04:36What the hell is going on in here, Steven?
04:42Are you in your garage again?
04:45Oh my God.
04:47Put it away for God's sakes.
04:51Steven.
04:57Well, look who it is in there.
05:01Look who it is.
05:02You're not even moving.
05:03You didn't even get up and run.
05:06You're just allowing yourself that.
05:08You're not even stopping.
05:10Steven.
05:12Steven.
05:13Steven.
05:15My God, Steven.
05:19It's been five out of seven days, Steven.
05:23I'm going to check on Steven here to see if it.
05:25Oh, I can see Steven's legs.
05:28Steven.
05:30Steven.
05:31You son of a bitch.
05:34Are you masturbating?
05:36Home for another day.
05:38Let's check in and see what Steven's up to.
05:42Steven.
05:44Oh my God.
05:45What is that contraption you've built?
05:49I thought that was a rowing machine.
05:55Get out of my car here.
05:56Just quickly.
05:57Going over.
05:58You can't be doing it.
05:59It can't be five straight days.
06:02Oh my God.
06:03Huh?
06:05Steven.
06:07You're in the garage again.
06:10Oh my God.
06:11We do it once a week.
06:13We do it once a week, Steven.
06:16Oh, Steven.
06:17He needs a lot.
06:19He needs a lot.
06:19He needs it a lot.
06:20Yeah, he does.
06:21I mean.
06:22The thing's dead to him.
06:23He's bringing it back to life.
06:24I mean, holy crap.
06:25I think, like, if I knew it was like, oh, it's going to be a guarantee that on a Saturday
06:30night,
06:30I might, like, be like, okay, well, the cutoff for all that tomfoolery is, like, Wednesday night.
06:37I do it Wednesday.
06:39I allow for some buildup, you know?
06:43And then, yeah, you know?
06:45Give yourself some time, my man.
06:48That's what also.
06:49The garage.
06:50The garage.
06:52Oh, that's wild.
06:53Coming home from work's got to be tough.
06:56Oh, God, here we go.
06:58Oh, please.
07:01You touch that button, and you're like, oh, my God.
07:04Because you wouldn't eat to his feet.
07:07I don't know.
07:08He would.
07:09He would.
07:10It's crazy.
07:10Yeah, no, you can't let it happen.
07:12He's got to get out of the garage.
07:13He's got to stop.
07:14You need to have a sit-down discussion and say, that's enough, man.
07:18How many men jerk it in their garage?
07:20I don't know.
07:20I mean, it can't.
07:21I can't.
07:22It's not a lot.
07:22There's a giant door facing the street.
07:25It's not a lot.
07:25That's why you don't do it there.
07:26You have a house.
07:27I mean.
07:28I mean.
07:29So many other places to go.
07:30Literally, I'm telling you right now, it's probably the last place that I would do it
07:38out of all of the different rooms.
07:39Yes, absolutely.
07:41Never once have I done it in the garage.
07:44No.
07:45Never once have I been caught.
07:46Yeah.
07:47No.
07:47Either.
07:47No.
07:48It's really easy not to get caught.
07:49He doesn't mind.
07:50He doesn't mind about a lot of stuff.
07:51There's a message or something.
07:52There is.
07:52There's something going on.
07:53There's more to this story.
07:55I don't know.
07:55To this lady that emailed us.
07:57There's more to it.
07:57You got to sit him down and really get to the bottom of what's happening.
08:00Why are you doing this?
08:01Why are you jerking in the garage?
08:02Why are you leaving out your lube, homemade lube, your discarded dong ring?
08:05What's going on here?
08:07Steven sending a message.
08:09He is.
08:09And it's loud and clear.
08:10Well, you got to figure out exactly what that message is.
08:13If you ever want to reach us, is your partner jerking in the garage?
08:17Whatever it is.
08:19Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
08:21That's how you do it.
08:21Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
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