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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that in Brampton,
00:09a new Punjabi romantic comedy film is going on a shooting film.
00:12A Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He gave a girl to a girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21Was that Jasmid?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, who had a film director,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27Then you can keep us here.
00:29There is a lot of Mazzarki films.
00:31Get ready.
00:32No tension.
00:41I don't care about it.
00:43I'm going to go and go.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:49You know, it's about my love.
00:57I don't care about it.
01:08I love it.
01:10I love it.
01:11I love it.
01:11Uh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay.
01:20Do you know what time that is, exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:29like now or yeah one second i'm just finishing my tea okay
01:42sir does meet sir is asking about time yeah okay yeah okay okay
01:56so what'd they say should be studying shortly okay
02:06big fan by the way thanks
02:27what's up guys frame here check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top
02:32secret movie i'm shooting with chris rock we got a whole bathroom with a shower a mini
02:39hot tub a ps5 ice cream machine ping pong table a mini trampoline my own bed in case i get
02:46tired oh you're ready for me damn right on time too let's go
03:10oh
03:11okay
03:12what's up
03:13Good, man.
03:14Hold.
03:14Have a coffee.
03:15Hey, come here.
03:17Come here.
03:18Go make a Timmy's run.
03:19And get Timbits, okay?
03:20You can't do it, brother.
03:21I'll take a cigarette first.
03:23Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:25Lona Pakbu.
03:28Nah, I'm good, man.
03:30Look, about the script, I was thinking about just different ideas.
03:34I'll really, like, elevate it and take it to another level.
03:38Brother, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I see the same way, right?
03:42Look, my uncle is sitting there.
03:43He's sitting there.
03:44Ah, yeah.
03:46Okay, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us, you know?
04:01Brother, progressive.
04:02Yes, progressive!
04:04Brother, I'm coming.
04:04I'm coming.
04:05Give me two minutes.
04:10I'm coming.
04:11I'm coming.
04:12I'm coming.
04:16I'm coming.
04:17I'm coming.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18He got to see.
04:25You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:29Right?
04:35I don't know, man.
04:39It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:42You're not going to be gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:47It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's going to be a marriage auditor and he's going to have to test our marriage and
04:54we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Brilliant idea, brother.
04:59Brilliant idea.
05:00Brother, write, write, write.
05:01No, no, no.
05:02That's not what I meant, man.
05:03Oh, brother, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys trying to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is going to be the most progressive thing ever happened in the Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi people, gay people, knew they were right.
05:21They were right.
05:23We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:26Indians, Indians, Canadians, Latinas,
05:29Gore, Kaare, Afrika.
05:32Paji, gay Indians, gay gore, gay Kaare, gay Afrika.
05:35Paji, you're a big star.
05:37You're the biggest star.
05:37Paji, millions, billions.
05:39Paji, Avatar and Titanic.
05:42You're not right behind it.
05:43You're the big director.
05:45Where are you going to hit the lucky girl?
05:47You're the big star.
05:49He's the big star.
05:50He's the big star.
05:50He's the big star.
05:51He's the big star.
05:52He's the big star.
06:08I'm so nervous.
06:11He's having a fall.
06:41Open or open?
06:42No, no. I think I'm going to sleep at the TV.
06:45At night, everyone has to watch the TV.
06:48Now, my little girl will be here.
06:51You have to decide now.
06:53I'm going to work.
06:55I'll call you the phone.
06:56Okay, Changa.
06:58You're not thinking about it.
06:59I didn't feel like I was on your way.
07:07I don't feel bad.
07:19You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:22Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:27Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29The whole concert's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:36Well, yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a back break mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the name-
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:48Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:56You know what, man?
07:56I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
08:02What?
08:03Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but, like, shh-shh-shh-shh.
08:11Hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yo, yo, let's hook up with that, like, fine-ass, goldy card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man, the one with the big-ass mummy.
08:31You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34What are you talking about?
08:35I'm just a smart chick in Thunderbird.
08:44Hi.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:47Uh, is this Jasmeet's apartment?
08:52Yes, it is.
08:54But he's not here, so he doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh, no.
09:05His mom actually...
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Uh, actually, Supinder Auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it,
09:16so maybe I could just put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19Please.
09:19Come here. Yeah.
09:24Um...
09:25You work for Pooji.
09:27I do.
09:28Uh, I'm...
09:29I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:36And now you.
09:37So, you're probably a robot.
09:40Beep-boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:59This is just meat's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:03Okay.
10:03It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:15Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:22Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay.
10:38Well, um...
10:41I should go.
10:43But, uh...
10:44Thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:48Oh, and, um...
10:49Mera Tenwad...
10:52Denu...
10:52And, uh...
10:54Bitch.
10:56Egg Bitch?
10:57What?
10:58Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm learning.
11:03Okay.
11:03It's really...
11:04Bad.
11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:34You know, make it more gay.
11:36Lucky I had a quick question about the...
11:38Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:41Thank you, thank you for that.
11:43Appreciate it.
11:43Yo, Lucky.
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo, Lucky, where are you?
11:52Hey.
11:53Hey.
11:53Wow, what are you wearing?
11:54Uh, I know. It's just, it's a long story. I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay. You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah, I trust him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is going to be a super smash.
12:14Hey!
12:17Thank you. I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar, upcoming megastar of the Sara Juroori Kamsadke.
12:29Hey, there is our little film career.
12:32I am so glad, Manu, very happy.
12:34So, please give it up for Sajan.
12:39Oh, yes, yes. Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:43I'm feeling very good, Manu.
12:45You wrote a very brilliant script.
12:47I'm reading a script.
12:48I have two lines. Yes.
12:51And I'm going to Dubai.
12:52I'm going up here.
12:53I'm going up here.
12:55I'm going up here.
12:57I'm going up here.
12:58I'm not going up here.
12:59I'm going to perform here.
12:59I'm going to film a movie.
13:00And the pilot is like,
13:01I'm going up here.
13:02I'm going up here.
13:03So, I'm going to Toronto Landway
13:05to be part of this amazing culture movie.
13:07I'm feeling very proud.
13:09I'm feeling very emotional.
13:10I'm feeling happy.
13:11I'm feeling very emotional.
13:13I'm feeling very emotional.
13:13I'm feeling very emotional.
13:15I'm feeling very emotional.
13:18So, yes.
13:19Also introducing just me.
13:25So let's do the kick things up.
13:27For our advice, my friend Aftar, please.
13:30Please start with us.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru.
13:35Please bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes,
13:41the dirty deeds and stuff like that I don't agree with.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:48But like, you gotta laugh at something, right?
13:50Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, lucky I haven't got this script.
13:54You have to give me two minutes.
13:55No, but I just want to give you two minutes.
13:56Oh, man, go two minutes.
13:58That's why I gave him.
14:00Now, continue.
14:01And Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Thank you, thank you, Aftar Bhaji.
14:05Come on, Farah.
14:06You're blocking me.
14:07Come on, come on.
14:08Come on, come on.
14:09Come on, come on.
14:11Bhaji, come on, come on.
14:12Bhaji, come on, come on.
14:12Bhaji, come on, come on.
14:15Bhaji, come on.
14:16Bhaji, come on.
14:19Bhaji, come on.
14:44Bhaji, come on.
14:46It's a Pakistani drum.
14:47Oh, good, Dupna.
14:49I didn't see the drama.
14:50It's very fun.
14:52Look at it.
14:53They're sitting there and they're not going to lose their mind.
14:55Even if they're going to lose their mind, they're going to lose their mind.
15:02Oh, yes, my friend.
15:04What's the case?
15:06It's okay.
15:07It was a long flight.
15:10I didn't get to see my children.
15:13It's been a long time for my life.
15:16What do you think of God?
15:18What do you think of God?
15:19What do you think of God?
15:21What do you think of God?
15:22Where did Asia go?
15:23Where did Europe go?
15:25No, no.
15:26I was leaving it.
15:27It was a big, big, big dog.
15:30What did you think of God?
15:33What did that happen?
15:34Where did he stay in downtown?
15:35Why did he stay in downtown?
15:37He's doing good.
15:39Yes, all the people have done everything.
15:43He's been doing the work.
15:45He's doing good.
15:46He's doing good.
15:50He's doing good.
15:54He's doing good.
15:55He's doing good.
15:57Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And, you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that?
16:14Anybody?
16:16Huh?
16:16By showing marriage certificate?
16:18Oh, no, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:23Much funnier, isn't it?
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:27Really?
16:28Oh, thank you.
16:32Dude, what the fuck?
16:34Oh, man.
16:35Let's switch it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:42Oh, he didn't know what he wrote in the scene.
16:44He said, how are you going to do it?
16:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:46Oh, man.
16:46You make up.
16:47You're ready.
16:48You're ready.
16:49You're ready.
16:50Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:52Come on.
16:56Oh.
16:57Oh.
16:58Oh.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here?
17:04You know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Love is a love, my friend.
17:06You too.
17:13Can we get an intimacy coordinator, at least?
17:15You know?
17:15A what?
17:16You know how, on sets, they have, like, a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and
17:21everything's consensual.
17:22Like, isn't that a thing?
17:23Oh.
17:23Yeah, buddy.
17:23You're doing a video.
17:25It's just a small kiss.
17:28How to kiss.
17:30Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34You want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:50Oh, you gay?
17:50Don't you?
17:51Don't you?
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax, guy, guy.
17:54I know, y'all, y'all.
18:07I'm trying to get through the directory, man.
18:11I didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:26Or maybe it's just because Nevi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting e-paid.
18:35All right.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:38Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:46I'll fire him.
18:59Supinder, what's going on in the top?
19:02What's happening?
19:04Please, help me.
19:06I've lost my mouth probably.
19:08I didn't like cooking.
19:09I didn't like the living room.
19:10I didn't like the living room.
19:12I couldn't see the drama.
19:15Okay.
19:16I'll do it tomorrow.
19:18Okay?
19:21Come, come, come.
19:23Okay?
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:39My family came.
19:43My parents came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:53Why is that?
20:03Bro, sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
20:11Don't you think, like,
20:13bringing them on set,
20:14exposing them to something like this
20:16will open up their minds?
20:17Oh, my brother.
20:19I'm exposed.
20:21I'm exposed.
20:21I'm exposed.
20:22I'm not sure.
20:23I'm not sure.
20:24I'm not sure.
20:24I'm not sure.
20:25I'm not sure.
20:26I'm not sure.
20:28I'm not sure.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:30it's a little bit.
20:31I'm not sure.
20:33Hey, look.
20:34I'm not sure.
20:35Oh, I'm not sure.
20:35I'm not sure.
20:35I'm not sure.
20:35Come on.
20:37Hello?
20:40Daddy.
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
20:48But I'm going to need proof
20:51Or your PR status will be revoked
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:01Sample
21:04Kiss your husband
21:09That's it?
21:11Yep
21:11Oh no
21:17Begin
21:18Begin
21:20Shouldn't be so hard if you're married
21:23Like you said you are
21:25Do it
21:27Do it
21:29Do it
21:31Do it
21:33Do it
21:35Do it
21:41Do it
21:42Do it
21:46Do it
21:47Do it
21:48Do it
22:14Do it
22:17Do it
22:31Do it
22:31Do it
22:31Do it
22:40Do it
22:44Do it
23:09Do it
23:10Do it
23:12Do it
23:16Do it
23:39Do it
23:41Do it
23:42Do it
23:42So
23:43Do it
23:44Do it
23:45Do it
23:47Hey look
23:49I really think you should reconsider this
23:51Okay
24:00Oh shit, what the fuck?
24:03Uh, yo, I spilled something up by a shirt.
24:05I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:07Bro, are you serious?
24:08Are you serious?
24:09Are you serious?
24:09Come on.
24:11Come on.
24:12Come on.
24:13Come on.
24:14All right, man, I just...
24:20Yeah.
24:31I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up, too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry?
24:34Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:55I don't know, man. I'm like, I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man. Isn't that the whole point?
25:18The people follow you. Don't follow people. You're born in both worlds, man. You've got a chance.
25:31You're born ready like me.
26:06I'm in love.
26:07I'm in love.
26:09I'm in love.
26:10I'm in love.
26:10I'm in love.
26:11What's wrong?
26:11I'm in love.
26:12I'm in love.
26:14Come here.
26:14Do you want to put it on top?
26:16Come on.
26:16Come on.
26:17Let's go.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:21This is so quiet.
26:23Come on, come on.
26:25Come on up, right?
26:26I'm going to put it on top first.
26:28Come on.
26:35I'm going to put it on top first.
26:37I'm going to put it on top.
26:41Yes, yes.
26:42I'm going to put it on top.
26:44B.J., come here.
26:45B.J., there's a camera behind me.
26:51B.J., there's a camera behind me.
27:28Don't worry, man.
27:29I get it done.
27:30Don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and I'm not going to lie, man.
27:39I can't do this with you.
27:40I quit.
27:41What?
27:41Excuse fucking me?
27:43Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity.
27:45I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
27:49I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to fume my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man.
28:02That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you.
28:09Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:11Yo!
28:12What have I found for you?
28:13You should be with this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, man.
28:16What are you doing here?
28:17What are you doing here?
28:18Bro, if you find out the wardrobe,
28:20where did he die?
28:21Where did he die?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:25Who did he quit?
28:26Where did he go home?
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:31I don't need you, Dismith.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man.
28:36In a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:46I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
28:49Dismitha, let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:54Who's going to dress our star?
28:55Let's go, man.
28:57Let's go.
28:57Let's go, man.
28:59Let's go, man.
29:00Let's go, man.
29:06Let's go, man.
29:16Hey.
29:17Are you acting on the other?
29:21What the fuck?
29:22Let's go, man.
29:24Oh
29:54Oh
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