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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the Bunga competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:09Are you kidding me? So why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money, bro. Just chill
00:20All right
00:22Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay, ow. Put your foot on my face. Oh, fuck. I forgot my driver's license
00:37You kidding me? Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing
00:42You're gonna make me talk to the border guy? Really? Just come back. Okay, switch back. Let's go
00:49Ask your foot in my mouth
00:54You guys are tripping man. Just say you go in your cousin's engagement. Bro, I use this goose all the
00:59time
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the buffalo outlets
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006? Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right
01:12Hi, good evening. So, uh, uh, afternoon passports
01:23Citizenships
01:24Canadian
01:26All of you? Yep
01:29What's the nature of your business?
01:30We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, dancing to go visit my cousin
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:41He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm
01:47Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:51What do you do for a living?
01:52Uh, you know, uh, it's online stuff
01:55Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25What's up with the fucking attitude, bro?
02:28You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're going to be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:37We can't get up with us
02:38And talk to God, he probably listened
02:39Yeah, I'm from Punjab
02:41But might whip that shit
02:42German
02:42Loose leaf 3-5
02:43OG with the bourbon
02:45Bird box, bird bitch
02:46Who don't let the birds in?
02:47Dance moves, Amari
02:48And then
02:49I tried picking her up
02:50And I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Blows my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones
02:57Anyways
02:57How are things at home?
03:00Yeah
03:00You know
03:02Dad's away, so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:05What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy
03:08So I think I'm going to be
03:09Single for a while, probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh, shit
03:15I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:18Hey, yo
03:19You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit
03:23Because these guys watch
03:24Cracked out DC Reels all day
03:25But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah
03:28It's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36I need to go
03:36Shinda
03:37Yo, Shinda
03:39Yeah, brother
03:39Bro, come on
03:41I'm back to work
03:42I need to check
03:43Bro, boy
03:43That's funny
03:44Yeah, man
03:45You don't have time
03:46No, boy
03:47Load it in the fucking truck
03:48Go
03:49There's no car
03:51Yeah, just
03:52Little back problems
03:54A little break
04:10Okay, you're good to go.
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
04:17Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
04:19Go where, bro?
04:19The engine's literally on the ground.
04:21Does anybody know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah.
04:26No, I don't know how.
04:27Fuck!
04:28We're gonna be late as fuck, man.
04:29Like, fuck!
04:30Oh, I told you we should've flown, man.
04:32Fuck!
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know who to call.
04:41Yo, Sonny.
04:43Yeah, what's up?
04:46Yeah, man.
04:49Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
04:55This is all that's left.
05:04Yes, babe.
05:06I told you I was going away this weekend.
05:08Right before we left.
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get Mom to watch him.
05:15Holy fuck!
05:16Relax!
05:17You always do this shit.
05:19Fuck, man.
05:20Hey.
05:23You got a lot of anger in here.
05:25I can hold space if you want.
05:27Okay.
05:27This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news.
05:33Let's cut off the phone with Sonny.
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border and he just hitched a ride with him.
05:37Nice.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Probably take the car too, so.
05:40Sick.
06:08You guys are all good to have.
06:10Especially at home.
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
06:17Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
06:23True.
06:24True.
06:25But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
06:27That's just not me.
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
06:37I don't know.
06:38Tell me, Chippy.
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:43Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why
06:47you attract these dynamics.
06:51What do you mean?
06:52Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns.
06:56My, me?
06:57I'm the victim.
06:59He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
07:00Him and all the other men.
07:02Fuck that!
07:03Right the fucking end.
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
07:09Don't you allowed fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:12Yeah, lock it up.
07:14Sorry, ma'am.
07:15Sorry.
07:16Fuck's sake.
07:22What were you saying again?
07:24You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger.
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
07:34You can get a gun and a burger.
07:37I think this is our truck.
07:42Oh, dude!
07:44Oh shit!
07:45Diljot!
07:46Come on in, bro!
07:47What's up?
07:47Um, oh, this is my cousin Justmeet.
07:49Good night, bro.
07:50Good night, brother.
07:51And this is his, um, this is his Navi.
07:54Good night, brother.
07:56Good night.
08:06Toilet, bro.
08:07A hemorrhage, bro.
08:08This thing, bro.
08:10All right, we're basically just saying Paji.
08:12If you think about it, our bro to Paji ratio is the exact same.
08:17Paji this, Paji that, Paji oh, chanka Paji eh, chanka Paji.
08:20Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
08:21Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
08:22There's literally no difference, man.
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word.
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:32Uh, not really, man.
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
08:37Too many at this point.
08:39Come on, bro.
08:40A gig's a gig.
08:41You know that, man.
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, Paji.
08:44Thanks, man.
08:45For how long have you been driving a truck for Sonny?
08:48Uh, just under a year.
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably.
08:57You know, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
09:02Yeah, man.
09:03This has been keeping me steady.
09:05That's good, man.
09:06As long as it's honest work, man.
09:07You never know what that guy is.
09:08Oh, nothing like that, Paji.
09:11I'm just grateful to Sonny Paji.
09:13He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
09:17Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:27In his field.
09:28In his field.
09:29Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No.
09:32What do I mean?
09:33Oh!
09:35Man, bro.
09:37Bro!
09:42Bro!
09:43Bro!
10:02Bro!
10:05Bro!
10:06Bro!
10:07Bro!
10:08Bro!
10:09Bro!
10:10Bro!
10:10I knew my job at first two days.
10:12I couldn't help you.
10:14I didn't mean anything.
10:14Bro!
10:15What do I respect you to?
10:16It's not that we don't respect you.
10:18It's just that.
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
10:23Supervisor?
10:24What supervisor?
10:25Man, brother.
10:25Didn't we share Sri Lankan girl?
10:26We didn't like this girl.
10:28The name is for four parties.
10:31Okay.
10:32And I don't fung up with her.
10:40Backing up.
10:48Hi.
10:49Good evening.
10:50Are we checking in?
10:51Yes, we are.
10:52Great.
10:52What name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, mate.
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm going to go get some limoar.
10:58OK.
10:59Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
11:04Can I get that now?
11:06Yeah.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Cool.
11:12Is that gluten-free?
11:14Yes, it is.
11:15OK, then I don't want it.
11:17Oh.
11:17Yeah.
11:18OK.
11:19I'll be back.
11:22Yeah, sorry about that.
11:23Oh, it's OK.
11:25Anyways, the name should be under a first name just made, the last name Dutta.
11:29OK, how do you spell it?
11:30D-U-T-T-A.
11:34Yeah, sorry.
11:35I'm not seeing anything under that name.
11:36Could it be under anything else?
11:38Um, just me, Swirled?
11:41One, two, one.
11:42Uh, yes.
11:44OK, we do have that.
11:45Great.
11:46Great.
11:46Mr. Swirled.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
11:51Cool.
11:56OK.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, yeah.
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
12:02Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
12:06We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name.
12:10OK.
12:11But I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
12:14Yeah, but that's me.
12:16It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
12:17It's literally me on the flyer.
12:25Oh, yeah.
12:26You look great on that.
12:27But, um, yeah, no, I still would need to see ID.
12:30It's policy.
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:37Sure.
12:44Sorry.
12:46I already bent the rules on the cookie.
12:48OK.
12:50Yo, Nubby.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name.
12:54Yeah, just check again, man.
12:55I'm sure they have, man.
12:56Bro, just do your job, please.
13:00Oh, you're making me do shit, man.
13:02Like, well, I don't want to do this and do that.
13:05I don't want to do that.
13:05I don't want to do that.
13:06I don't want to do that.
13:07I don't want to do that.
13:09Hello.
13:10Hello.
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
13:13Hello.
13:14I need one of you guys to come.
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
13:18They sound drunk.
13:19They're partying or some shit.
13:20Here, get to me.
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me.
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's emceeing your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:30Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
13:32It's so late right now, bro.
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now,
13:36and you can't check in because the name is...
13:38Yo, oh, shit, they're playing Roger Cha-Cha.
13:40I'm on piano remix.
13:41Are you seriously booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sorry.
13:46But he can change his name, right?
13:48Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:58Hello?
14:13Yo, Heldles.
14:14When is it, Paul?
14:16Are you kidding me?
14:18Just me.
14:19Holy shit.
14:20Dude, what are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
14:25This is wild.
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
14:29She's competing.
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
14:32You've accomplished so much.
14:33I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
14:36Really?
14:37Okay.
14:38Um, full disclosure,
14:40your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
14:43Wow.
14:44Really embarrassed.
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker.
14:47I know.
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier.
14:53And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
14:57Yo, just me.
14:58Okay.
14:59Yo.
14:59All right.
15:00I'll see you.
15:01Yo, bro.
15:01Okay.
15:01Hey, Ellen, they've got no rooms available.
15:04There's a motel in, like, 30 minutes down the street.
15:06They've got vacancies.
15:08All right.
15:08Let me call a number.
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mixed up, and the organizers are all drunk, so...
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash with my sister.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man.
15:25No, trust me.
15:26Just me.
15:27She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
15:31Uh...
15:33Okay.
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:35Yeah, that'd be awesome.
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure.
15:39I got you.
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there, and you're good to go.
15:41Thank you so much.
15:42You're a lifesaver.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44It's nice seeing you.
15:48Damn.
15:49I'm gonna smash that happy chick away.
15:53What?
15:54Manager's gotta eat, too, bro.
15:55Dude.
15:57I kissed the hotel girl.
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:01She tastes like hotel.
16:03Okay, let's...
16:04Let's go.
16:04Get your bags, man.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah.
16:13And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
16:16Sorry I was here all day.
16:17I just...
16:17I got so much work done.
16:18Not just therapy.
16:20Take it.
16:21What?
16:22Take the space.
16:24It's yours.
16:24Whenever you need it.
16:26Design work.
16:27Therapy.
16:28Sixteen Chapel.
16:29The ceiling.
16:30I don't care.
16:31Whatever.
16:31Free of charge.
16:33Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
16:34What?
16:35And that's really nice, but why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
16:41Your presence, it's like...
16:42It's keeping my guys in line.
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:45Oh, yeah.
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies I used to get to buy me candy as
16:50a kid?
16:51I was cute.
16:52Terrifying, but cute.
16:53I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
16:59Okay.
17:01Sure.
17:03Sure.
17:05Sure.
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17:36Hi, Jasmid.
17:37How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:39No, we're not happy.
17:40Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
17:42What the fuck was up with last night?
17:43You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:46And you out getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I did the parties that we were at.
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
17:58I'm so sorry.
17:59Sorry is not good enough, Dr. Saab.
18:01And look at this green room.
18:02It's not private, and it's fucking bare, man.
18:05We have chips and water.
18:07What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
18:09What more do you want?
18:11Get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi, some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown.
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time.
18:18No, no, no.
18:19You will.
18:21Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
18:23Just me, it's an icon, kid.
18:25How's the fucking respect?
18:26Hey, I'll get right on it.
18:29Yeah, that's right.
18:31Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:33If it was all that necessary, he was like some vagina college kid.
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man.
18:39They'll never respect you if you let them keep getting away with this.
18:42You're asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day.
18:46Yo, manager's got to eat, too.
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters.
18:51You know what I mean?
18:52Damn.
18:54All right, good luck, guys.
19:02Bro, it's a full house.
19:05There's got to be like a hundred people out there.
19:07This is a 1,400 seat theater, bro.
19:10I don't have my glasses.
19:12Okay.
19:12Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation and one of the funniest voices of our generation, the heartthrown
19:22himself.
19:23Give it up for...
19:25Friend!
19:27Hey, y'all, congrats for 25 years of the North American, South Asian talent competition.
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
19:35And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
19:39But your boy is guest judging the mass singer this week.
19:43I know.
19:44Womp womp.
19:45And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
19:47Just get out there and do your job, bro.
19:49Just focus.
19:50I love you all.
19:52Make sure you kill it.
19:53And you know what they say?
19:54Graham means love.
19:55Graham, out.
19:58All right.
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night, Jazby Tutta.
20:04All right.
20:05Woo!
20:06Yes.
20:07Give it up for me, that idiot that came out way too early.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12The way he was successful in that guy.
20:15That's not as hot as him.
20:17I'm here with you tonight.
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21You've been training.
20:24Oh, man.
20:25I just ran into one of the Pungana team's backstage.
20:28We've got to talk about your names.
20:30First of all, they're way too long.
20:31Okay, the team I ran backstage, Soni, Gabru, Mitre, Punjab, De, Nacha, De, Hass, De, Papa, De,
20:37Johani, Shera, De, Toronto Division.
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to just, like, hold the Sajabi dictionary into your days.
20:46You don't need to do that.
20:47You're all right, man.
20:47You seem stressed.
20:49Janandes, bro, is always freaking tripping, man.
20:52Oh, well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling,
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off because you're avoiding your emotions.
21:01But I'm here for you, man.
21:04Bro, go and take some pictures, man.
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone.
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:12Well, I've got to take this phone call, man.
21:14I got you.
21:18I got the music, man.
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man.
21:21Feels like we've just now entered our 2000s era.
21:25We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
21:30They got them wearing track suits.
21:32Jundi's walking around in a pink fur coat.
21:35Like, bro, you're not camera.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Rule.
21:42The real John Rule.
21:43Not Dr. Seuss's bootleg John Rule.
21:45I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
21:46But the real John Rule, hopping on a track and just being like,
21:49New Yorker don't care, murder.
21:51That's the only thing.
21:53But we're going to have fun, regardless.
21:55So let's give it up for our first team.
21:58I'm not saying their name.
21:59Before we talk about this, put your hands together.
22:02Let's do it!
22:03Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:07Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:09Woo!
22:16Oh, let's see it.
22:22Why is this guy who's on the spot?
22:24He must be using so much data.
22:27He's using my hotspot.
22:44Yo, shout out to my boy Jesse for killing it tonight
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls
22:52I fucking love Funger that competition
22:56Shots, baby
22:59Yeah, shots
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager to be careful
23:06The deposit in this room is really steep
23:09Shots
23:14Shit, yo, it's my wife
23:15Hey, everybody, shut the fuck up
23:19Hey, babe
23:21Yeah, no, I'm just
23:23I'm here with the boys
23:24We're just about to go to sleep
23:27Yo, there's no one in the room
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up
23:33Yeah, no, I didn't put it on mute
23:36What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
23:41Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Seriously, what the fuck?
23:52It's trippy
23:54All right, I'm going to take care of the girls
23:56Okay
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate
24:11I'm here
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man, I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:18So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places, you know?
24:26Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the random spots
24:29Yeah, I guess you're right
24:31Oh, dude, guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:34My first kiss
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single
24:41So what are you doing?
24:41Still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out
24:43All right, I'm going to get out of this black-ass after party
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace
24:49Okay, bye
24:52Shit!
24:54I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys
24:56These designs are sick
24:57Yeah?
24:57Yeah
24:58Thanks, honey
24:58Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started
25:01Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore
25:35She probably doesn't even love me
25:38We were never fucking compatible
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me
25:44Only stayed together because of the kids
25:46That's the way I was raised
25:48You know, we don't divorce, you feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man
25:53So alone
25:54Yeah
25:55Yeah
25:56This is a huge first step
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name
26:04Fuck
26:04Fuck
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man
26:07Like, thank you, bro
26:09Here
26:12One sec, one sec, man
26:13Hey!
26:14Get the fuck out!
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man
26:21Hey
26:22Hey, I love you
26:26Don't say that, man
26:27I barely know you
26:40Wow, look who it is
26:42Hiding out from your rabbit pen
26:45Uh, I'm seeing a little break
26:47Enjoying the view
26:48Mmm
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good
26:52It was good
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh
26:55Oh, my God
26:56I don't know you're going to torture me
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure
27:04I feel like you have
27:06Funnier stuff you could be doing
27:09Wow
27:10Yeah, no, you're right
27:11But
27:12It's just
27:12It's in the right crowd
27:14Okay
27:14Well, when you find the right crowd
27:16Let me know
27:17I'll come watch
27:19You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah
27:22Really?
27:22Yeah
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list
27:27Okay
27:28Well
27:29If you
27:30Ever need a place to crash
27:32I can return the favor
27:34Oh, okay
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that
27:38Okay
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night
27:47Oh, my God
27:48Wow
27:49That was crazy
27:51Yeah
27:52You know
27:54That was actually my first kiss
27:57Mine, too
27:58Really?
27:59Yeah
28:01Hmm
28:03Also, I
28:04Totally didn't apologize for how much spit
28:06And the slobber
28:07And the shool I got all over your face
28:09So
28:09I was new at it
28:10Actually
28:11All good
28:12And I'm way better now
28:14Oh
28:14Yeah
28:15Hmm
28:15Well, I'll be the judge of that
28:18Yeah
28:35Mm-hmm
28:36Well?
28:39Oh
28:39It's like, uh, 10% less wet
28:43Okay
28:44That's an improvement
28:45Maybe if I keep practicing
28:47I'll, uh, I'll get there
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect
28:51Oh
28:53Yeah
28:53It's the only way to perfection
28:57You're right
28:58Let's do it
28:59All right
29:01Uh, uh
29:01I can't
29:01It's the only way to kill me
29:03I can't
29:09Yeah
29:09I can't
29:12It's fine
29:16It's fine
29:17Yeah
29:17That's what it's not
29:18It's fine
29:19I can't
29:20I can't
29:21It's fine
29:22No
29:22I can't
29:23I can't
29:23But
29:24I can't
29:26It's fine
29:57you
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