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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01Yo!
00:02Maybe I, uh...
00:03I do move in with you.
00:05I love you.
00:05I love you.
00:07We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16How do I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:22Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever gonna tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34He's getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No, you need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16Yeah, I have a theory.
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artis flirt?
01:19Yes.
01:19By being mean to you.
01:20By being mean to you.
01:21Livestream you?
01:22Well that's traumatic.
01:23Sounds great.
01:24Traumatic for you, but like, you know.
01:25Traumatic but like cool, like, as I'm like, this is a good story to tell.
01:28I feel like this is...
01:32Everything led us to here.
01:34That's incredible.
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36Anyways, I'll be right back.
01:37I'll be right back.
01:44So close to them!
01:58You're a client online.
01:58Yeah, don't come under the navy.
02:00Uh-huh!
02:01I see a mannequin!
02:01I can't wait to visit them!
02:05Right here!
02:06Hmm.
02:06Hmm.
02:06Send the text, please, don't do it, don't do it, don't, please don't do it, please don't do it, just
02:11don't, don't do it, don't send the text, don't, don't do it, please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't
02:16do it.
02:17Thank God, oh yeah, didn't send the text, yeah, oh no, hurt, lost, I'm good all by myself, yeah, wow,
02:27I don't have to hear you, yeah, anymore, nah, I don't care that you're engaged, gonna help, huh.
02:35If you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass down, seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up,
02:44yeah, I got no worries, leaving you back behind where you belong.
02:51I'm dancing, I'm prancing, I'm dancing all alone, please leave me alone, check it out, I'm not sad.
02:59I'm dancing, oh, I'm done catching feelings, I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down.
03:07Oh, I shit out, I throw my heart away, it's broke, it's fine, I'm fine, so no, no, no, no,
03:19no, I don't wanna see you no more.
03:22This guy is my new friend, new friend, yeah.
03:35Shit.
04:25What's your name?
04:26What's your name?
04:38Hey, you guys are going home.
06:25Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best part? Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaghetti?
06:33I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissant.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54Oh, yeah.
07:04Yeah, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
07:12Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, do you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17It's actually taken from the Indian word.
07:20Like, it's like a Sanskrit.
07:22Yo.
07:24Yeah, go left.
07:28Yeah, yeah.
07:29I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's.
07:31Because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:35Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:37Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Oh, no, you're saying.
07:41Yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42You have this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm just used to go to sleep and not hang out with you guys anymore.
07:47I'll be there.
07:47Oh, hi!
07:48Shut up!
07:49Good boy!
07:49Good boy!
08:19Good boy, good boy, good boy.
08:23Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:35What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
08:45You know what?
08:45Mock all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:48Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste, and you can rave all night and connect
08:55to a higher power and realize we're all one.
08:57It's not like Sikki and Dark Mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different front.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:04Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:06You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I'm just tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story, and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Yeah, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32It's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, so there's a guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't that was Nav?
09:56Yo, my bungee from another bingee.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:07I keep doing.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that salsa PR package yet?
10:24Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can and tell them how you salsa with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off with a freaking smile, high energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
11:05What is this?
11:08Very nice, thank you.
11:15I'll get the cups.
11:31What is this?
11:49You are right.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
11:58What do you think, Dev?
12:13Nice weather.
12:15Yeah.
12:15Yeah.
12:26What do you think, Dev?
12:36I don't think it's going to be a light.
12:38Just do it.
12:39Stop it.
12:53Do you have a pizza?
12:54Now we are really having fun, huh?
13:00The fucking blockchain technology, right?
13:03Think about it like this.
13:04Is it so fucking secure?
13:06The government's all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account.
13:09They don't.
13:10They can't.
13:11There's the encryption, right?
13:13So what you want to fucking do to create generational wealth, right?
13:17Fucking buy at the bottom.
13:18You buy Boogecoin.
13:20Crazy fucking investment.
13:22I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
13:24Gotta fucking get into it.
13:25Sorry for swearing.
13:26I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto.
13:29It's sick.
13:29Yo, Jazzy, it's world, bro.
13:31What's good, bro?
13:32You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
13:34I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
13:35Nah, nah, but you had to post something good.
13:37You know what I'm saying?
13:38Like, the streets are waiting, my G.
13:40Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?
13:42Yo, let's post some good stuff.
13:44Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
13:47Yo, pull up your phone real quick.
13:48I'll show you.
13:49I'll show you.
13:49Yeah, yeah.
13:49Search up P-R-E-M, Prem, Prem.
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52That one right there.
13:53Yo, watch that one.
13:54And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
13:59Yo, this has three million views and he just posted it yesterday.
14:04Hey, guys.
14:04I know we all like to have fun,
14:06but it is important to celebrate our differences.
14:09Because, Prem means love.
14:11Prem out.
14:13Oh, yo.
14:16Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
14:19Yo, yo, let's watch that one, right there.
14:21I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing bookalicious routine.
14:24Baby, stop looking at me.
14:27I'm not on the menu.
14:29Hey, yo.
14:30Yo, everyone, listen.
14:32Listen up.
14:33Can I have your attention, please?
14:35First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
14:39Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorde.
14:43And shout out Neil, who ate two trays.
14:48Last but not least, give it up for my man, Just Me.
14:57Yo, Just Me.
14:58Where you at?
14:59Come on out.
15:01Just Me.
15:05Yo, Just Me.
15:06Just Me.
15:07Just Me.
15:08Just Me.
15:08Just Me.
15:08Oh, that guy?
15:09He left.
15:11Left?
15:11What do you mean left?
15:12I don't know.
15:12He got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
15:15Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
15:17You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe.
15:22Point straight to Boyceville.
15:24His car's still here.
15:25Where the fuck is he?
15:25I checked the pool house.
15:26Nothing.
15:27I went to the neighbors.
15:28They don't even know who he is.
15:29Why would the neighbors know who he is?
15:31Okay, let's roll out.
15:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:33None of us should be driving.
15:34I'm tipsy as fuck.
15:35Wait.
15:37Who the fuck are you two?
15:38Get the fuck away from my car.
15:39Who invited you?
15:42Oh, we could take my bike.
15:44What?
15:44Or your neighbor's helicopter.
15:46You don't have to fly a fucking helicopter.
15:48Yes, I do, bro.
15:49It's, um...
15:51It's X to go up and then...
15:53Right, of course.
15:54Circle to go down.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:56R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
15:58Are you fucking for real?
16:00First of all, both of you fucking relax.
16:03Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
16:05I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
16:07Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
16:12What?
16:12I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am, so...
16:17That makes sense to me.
16:18I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
16:20Sonny!
16:21Get out.
16:22I'll be doing car save up.
16:23But where the fuck did you come from?
16:25I was taking a piss in the woods.
16:27We have washrooms in the house.
16:28You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
16:30And I'm fucking wrong?
16:31Get the fuck out!
16:32You're fucking Amelie, bro!
16:34Look how fucking drunk you are!
16:35Yo, what are you guys saying?
16:36Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
16:38Look how fucking ripped he is, bro!
16:39I drive better drunk, trust me!
16:41Alright, where are we going?
16:42Oh, maybe he's, uh, emo eating at the spot.
16:44Let's fucking roll!
16:49So, uh, therapy.
16:51How's that going?
16:52I don't know, it's a lot.
16:53Kinda lost myself after the whole Humir thing.
16:56I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
17:00Hmm, it's probably your son.
17:01Yo!
17:02No sign of your speed!
17:03I don't even think he came here!
17:04But I did grab hella shit!
17:06Chili chicken, haka chow mein, ginger fish...
17:09You guys are chili paneer too, right?
17:11I'm vegetarian!
17:12Shit!
17:13I'll be right back!
17:14No, Sonny, you are a vegetarian!
17:15It already took forever, we gotta go!
17:17What do you want from me?
17:18He's hungry!
17:18Yo, Sonny!
17:19Chill!
17:20Sonny!
17:21Sonny!
17:22Great, no one's here.
17:24He goes to the lake to clear his head, I don't know.
17:26You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
17:28Absolutely not!
17:29There's only one way of consuming fong, bro.
17:31That's too fucking raggara.
17:32Think about it.
17:33You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
17:36Yo!
17:38What the fuck did I say?
17:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:42Kanjara?
17:43Wait.
17:43You don't think that he pulled up too?
17:47No.
17:49No, he wouldn't.
17:51Wait, could he have?
17:54Oh?
18:10So!
18:12Is it just you two in the house today?
18:16Haha, nice.
18:18Nice.
18:18Also no one else.
18:20Nobody at all.
18:22I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family, people coming by.
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement, or the back door is sometimes open.
18:34Sometimes people get old, and they look different.
18:37Strange relatives?
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:40Anyone?
18:40Okay.
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:43What she's trying to ask?
18:44Badly.
18:45Did just me come by?
18:46Why?
18:47Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah, no, no, no, auntie.
18:50He's fine.
18:51He's just, he's not picking up his phone.
18:53Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:55Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no.
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he...
19:00He...
19:01Forgot something at home, and went to go pick it up.
19:05So maybe, we thought he met this home.
19:20He's kind of hot.
19:22He's hot.
19:30I'm just kidding.
19:30Good job.
19:31Okay.
19:34Yeah.
19:42Okay.
19:45Okay.
19:48Yeah.
19:50Let him move.
19:52Yeah, he's a good old man.
19:55Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:59Yeah.
20:00Oh!
20:04Hello?
20:10Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:16You all right?
20:23Oh, hey, man.
20:27Just breathe?
20:28Wait, wait.
20:29What are you doing here?
20:31Is this real?
20:33Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:37What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:58The house that Mia bought me.
21:01We're supposed to move into before...
21:03Before she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...
21:10Now it's standing there.
21:12Unfinished.
21:14Just like my hopes and dreams.
21:18Okay.
21:19You can still finish the house, man.
21:21You can move in yourself.
21:23You think I have money like that anymore?
21:26You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad G.P.D.?
21:31Us realtors, we're washed, man.
21:34Do you know how that feels?
21:36Mr. Dollar of view.
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken, too.
21:44And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man.
21:54I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:59Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when...
22:02Everyone's an influencer, just pumping out a bunch of nothing.
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I just breathed by it all.
22:14Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:21Kids.
22:22Hit a million followers and more kids.
22:24Yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:28Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, all right?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this, just sitting here crying about something that could have been, it's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:01Oh, shit!
23:02Just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:08You could bring Monvi back to me.
23:10Oh.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:22Where's my...
23:23Where's my kid?
23:25You can have my whip, man.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:27Take it all.
23:27Just, please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:33Where's my mom?
23:34I don't know.
23:35I thought we were bros, man.
23:37We're almost before the...
23:39Just bring her back to me, man, please.
23:40I really can't do it.
23:41I really can't do it.
23:43I really can't do it.
23:44I can't do anything.
23:46I can't think about anything.
23:51I can't think about anything.
24:07Everything okay, MPJ?
24:08Yes, Boop.
24:09I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:17Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me.
24:20I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb?
24:24Are you kidding?
24:24I've seen this before.
24:25Because my phone was dead?
24:27I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones?
24:30That's incredible.
24:31You know what?
24:32Just forget it.
24:33Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Bye, auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:39Uncle.
24:41There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him.
24:52I love you.
24:52Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him.
24:54Also, listen, Gooch coin.
24:57Here, give this to just me.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay, good.
25:09Stupid.
25:14Hey, there's Waldo.
25:17Guru Waldo.
25:19They called you like a million fucking times.
25:22FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man?
25:23We've been ripping it up and down so I got a scarves.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Look, sorry.
25:27I just...
25:28I needed some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:35I know.
25:37You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never going to get over it.
25:40He needs a chapear to cross the face.
25:41Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:44What trauma?
25:45What trauma?
25:46He takes it up.
25:47He takes it up.
25:47He takes it up.
25:47He takes it up.
25:47He takes it up.
25:48He takes it.
25:48He takes it up.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over.
25:57Holy.
25:58Can't have a park for hell in this city.
26:01It's your place, eh?
26:03no pictures of the gurus
26:05that's a shame
26:06what the hell is he doing here
26:08buddy are you fucked if it wasn't for me these drunk idiots
26:11wouldn't get here alive
26:11alright well thanks I guess
26:18look
26:18guys I
26:21I appreciate you
26:23I just want you to know that
26:24I appreciate you when you
26:26tolerate me going through all my
26:29dumb
26:30emo, depresso, lopey
26:33phases
26:35and still sticking by me
26:38so
26:39thank you
26:40thank you for the gifts
26:43thank you for the party
26:45thank you for just
26:46keeping me in check and
26:49thank you for
26:50just everything that you do
26:52for me
26:55I love you guys
26:57I love you too
26:57aww
26:58come on
26:59come on
27:01I love you guys so much
27:02oh boy
27:03we've been on each other for so long
27:05yeah
27:06may our bonds
27:06remain
27:07together
27:08together
27:08I don't care
27:17okay
27:17I'm
27:19happy
27:20I'm
27:21happy
27:22We should go to the community and go to the show.
27:24We should go to the show.
27:30Excuse me.
27:40Hello?
27:41Yes, sir.
27:42Yes, sir.
27:44No, you didn't get hurt.
27:49No, you didn't get hurt.
27:52Okay, okay.
27:54What do you say?
27:55I'm going to fly to the information.
27:57Okay, okay, okay.
28:02I'm busy.
28:03I'm busy.
28:04Good.
28:06After they've decided.
28:09Let's go.
28:10Let's go.
28:10I'm busy.
28:11I'm busy.
28:14One way to take it.
28:15Will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
28:22All right.
28:23Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:28Okay.
28:28All right, baby.
28:29I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33Yo.
28:34Bye.
28:35Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:43All right, man.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
29:12Bye.
29:13Bye.
29:13Bye.
29:18Bye.
29:19Bye.
29:23Bye.
29:31Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm a good mom.
29:40Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you too.
29:54I say I'm a child, a child, a child, a child, a child, a child.
30:03And we give him up.
30:07You say it's not in love.
30:11If it's not, if it's not, if it's not, if it's not.
30:15I give your heart.
30:18Even if it's not in love.
30:23I wish I had a thought of a child.
30:28Phoenix, I wish I had a child.
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