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An up-and-coming OnlyFans girl conspires to blackmail her boyfriend after a fierce argument forces her to question both her profession and her relationship.
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00:40:18So, um, you're quite close with your mum then?
00:40:21Yeah, um, I mean my dad left when I was a baby, so...
00:40:25Oh shit, sorry.
00:40:27It was fine. I mean, it's not like I ever missed him.
00:40:31It was kind of great growing up with just my mum.
00:40:34Yeah, it's like growing up with a best friend, you know?
00:40:38I'm quite close with my mum as well.
00:40:40Is that why you're so keen for me to meet her?
00:40:44Oh, um, the sad part is that was only half a joke.
00:40:47Um, my family are constantly grilling me about my love life,
00:40:51to the point where I feel like I've started to internalise the pressure.
00:40:55Um, yeah, I'm just fed up of not having a Pictionary partner.
00:41:00What?
00:41:02Oh, um, my family love board games, right?
00:41:05So every time there's a get-together, we just play loads of games.
00:41:08And my brother and sister, they're pretty much settled down now,
00:41:11so any time we play Pictionary, I end up with my parents.
00:41:14And it's just getting so embarrassing now.
00:41:17Oh, and the cruel irony is I love drawing, right?
00:41:21So it should be my favourite game, but every time we play it,
00:41:23I just feel bitter.
00:41:27I'm glad you find my plight amusing.
00:41:39So you don't think your mum would be too happy if she found out what you do then?
00:41:47Can we talk about something else now, please?
00:41:53So, what are your hopes, dreams and aspirations?
00:41:59Tilly.
00:42:01repeats
00:42:02Be Very I'm glistfulful.
00:42:26Be Very I'm glistful.
00:42:27They're nervous too, though.
00:42:28So, um, I've been thinking about what you said the other night. About the threesome.
00:42:34No, Johnny, I'm not still angry, okay? I, uh...
00:42:40I actually think you might be right.
00:42:44Okay, I've done the maths on some of the stuff we're turning down and it's literally thousands.
00:42:49Well, yeah, that's my exact point. We could save it for a wedding in, what, two months?
00:42:53That's what I'm thinking. And, like, you know, I think we've been way too conservative in general.
00:42:59I mean, literally last week there was a guy willing to pay £200 to watch me tie you up and
00:43:03pour wax on you.
00:43:06Okay, alright.
00:43:09Well, I mean, if you want to talk about leaving money on the table...
00:43:12No, you've made your fucking point.
00:43:13No, Johnny, I'm being serious.
00:43:17Okay, I don't think we can afford to lose that kind of money anymore.
00:43:22And, I mean, we should kind of make the most out of this opportunity whilst we can, shouldn't we?
00:43:27So...
00:43:28I'd be willing to do the threesome, but we're a team, so you'd have to be willing to do some
00:43:32stuff too.
00:43:35What kind of stuff?
00:44:00Um, did you get my invoice for the therapy session?
00:44:04Oh, I thought you were offering to help me pro bono, you know, due to the fact that you want
00:44:08to fuck me.
00:44:10No, see, I only work for free if you actually do fuck me, so...
00:44:13Oh, okay.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Do you date card?
00:44:20No, it's fine. You know, from my initial diagnosis, you're gonna need a lot more sessions with me to actually,
00:44:25like, deal with all your problems, so...
00:44:26You can just pay me the lump sum at the end.
00:44:28Mmm, is that right?
00:44:29I mean, it's my professional opinion, so...
00:44:38And what if I told you I think I've figured out a way to fix all my problems?
00:44:42Have you?
00:44:44I think so.
00:44:45Well, I'm a better therapist than I thought.
00:44:50I've convinced him to do a sub-video.
00:44:53A sub-video?
00:44:54Yeah, as in submissive. You know, like, me dominating him.
00:44:58I mean, we get requests to do them all the time, but he's always too embarrassed.
00:45:02But I figured that if I have a video of him in a compromising position, then I can threaten to
00:45:08show his friends if ever he tells my mum.
00:45:11I'm gonna fight fire with fire.
00:45:15You're serious?
00:45:16Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
00:45:18I don't have any other options.
00:45:21Um...
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Well, you got a better idea?
00:45:25Well, can't you just threaten to tell his parents?
00:45:27Pretty sure he's already told them.
00:45:29I think he's told all his stupid fucking friends too, because literally all their girlfriends hate me.
00:45:33I mean, they know their boyfriends are wanking over me.
00:45:35Well, I'm sure that would be the case regardless, so...
00:45:42So...
00:45:42Are you gonna help me?
00:45:45Um...
00:45:46I can't do this without you, Joel.
00:45:49Are you genuinely serious?
00:45:51I'm genuinely fucking serious.
00:45:53Okay, I've thought about what you said, and...
00:45:55You're right, I can't have this hanging over my head.
00:46:03So, um...
00:46:04Does that mean you've figured out how you feel as well, or...?
00:46:09I don't know.
00:46:12I just...
00:46:13I just know that lately I've realised I like to have options.
00:46:25If we're doing this, then I'm in charge.
00:46:28I pick the candidates, I message them, I make the final decision.
00:46:34Until we press record, this doesn't even fucking involve you as far as I'm concerned.
00:46:40I'm changing the password on our account.
00:46:45You do what you gotta do.
00:46:59And, uh, how are you spelling that?
00:47:01You're such a twat.
00:47:03I told you, I'm old fashioned.
00:47:04I only look at porn I find in the woods.
00:47:08Okay, can we stop fucking around now? This is serious.
00:47:11Okay.
00:47:12Alright, I think I've found it.
00:47:17Oh my.
00:47:18For God's sake.
00:47:20Okay, look, there. Create an account.
00:47:23It's free?
00:47:24Completely free.
00:47:25You just need a username and password.
00:47:28Swolejoel92.
00:47:31That's how I think of you.
00:47:34Yeah, I mean, it is my, uh, Instagram handle though.
00:47:38Swolejoel92.
00:47:40Uh, now what?
00:47:41You need to go on my page.
00:47:43Uh, okay, what's it called?
00:47:48Oh no, I haven't tried to find it, I promise.
00:47:53Hmm.
00:47:54It's called illicit.
00:47:57Clever.
00:47:59Okay, so that's, um, uh, A-L-Y-
00:48:03Double S-I-T.
00:48:05There's a button now that says requests.
00:48:09Cool.
00:48:15You found that button yet?
00:48:17Yeah, uh, there it is.
00:48:23Okay, uh, we're in. What'd you want me to put?
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Say you want to see me spanking him whilst he's knelt over the back of the chair.
00:48:31His hands and feet are handcuffed to the legs and he's naked except for a baby bonnet.
00:48:37Oh, and he's begging mummy to spank him because he's been a bad boy.
00:48:43Well, I mean, we need to embarrass him, don't we?
00:48:46I mean, that's just a casual Friday night for me.
00:48:49Okay, um, anything else?
00:48:52I think that should do it.
00:48:54And what's the, um, what's the going rate for this sort of thing?
00:48:59A thousand.
00:49:00A thousand?
00:49:01Yeah, I'll give you the cash up front.
00:49:04I mean, a thousand makes it too good to ignore.
00:49:11Are you sure you want to go ahead with this?
00:49:18I mean, I have to.
00:49:20Like, I need that fridge, don't I?
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Let's send it then.
00:49:30And...
00:49:31Done.
00:49:37Oh, God.
00:49:39I just hope we didn't overdo it.
00:49:42I mean, I can always send him another one, you know?
00:49:44So he has options.
00:49:45It's always good to have options, isn't it?
00:50:01I really appreciate you helping me, Joel.
00:50:04What are friends for?
00:50:11There is something else I was wondering if you could help me with actually.
00:50:15Yeah? What's that?
00:50:18Well, I'm supposed to be at Pilates right now, and it's going to look pretty suspicious if I don't come
00:50:22back all hot and sweaty.
00:50:25So, uh, do you have any ideas how you could help me with that?
00:50:30Swallow, Joel.
00:50:31Well, I'm not impossible.
00:50:38No, and I'm not.
00:50:47But, so, I'm not at all.
00:50:50That one's fine, and I'm not at all.
00:50:50I'm not at all.
00:50:50I'm not at all.
00:50:50I'm not at all.
00:50:50So, I'm not at all.
00:50:51I'm not at all.
00:50:54I'm not at all.
00:50:55You're not at all.
00:50:58I'm not at all.
00:51:16You're not getting jealous already, are you?
00:51:20She's only got 16,000 subscribers, Johnny.
00:51:22I mean, I like her, but at the end of the day, she's not got a big enough profile.
00:51:27Well, then she'll be grateful for the exposure, won't she?
00:51:29She'll try harder.
00:51:32Well, the girl I'm seeing on Saturday has 100,000, so...
00:51:35I'm playing football on Saturday.
00:51:36Sorry, babe. I mean, that's the only time she can do.
00:51:39I'll try and make it for half-time.
00:51:40I mean, you'll probably be on the bench till then anyway, won't you?
00:51:44Look, I know we said that you were going to organise this entire thing,
00:51:47but you can at least let me meet them beforehand.
00:51:49What have we just been doing, dickhead?
00:51:51I'm just saying.
00:51:52Yeah, well, if it's convenient, great. Then if not, I guess tough luck.
00:51:55Fine.
00:51:56Luckily for you, finding women for me to have sex with is the one reason that you're allowed to miss
00:52:00my games, so...
00:52:01Hmm, lucky me.
00:52:03Well, you know, I wouldn't get ahead of yourself, though, buddy,
00:52:05because you're not fucking anybody till we've made that other video.
00:52:09I just want to say now, for the record,
00:52:13you're not putting anything in my arse, all right?
00:52:15That's a red line.
00:52:16Oh, it will be red when I'm finished with it.
00:52:18I'm fucking serious, Liz.
00:52:20Okay, fine. I'm sure we can find something that doesn't involve your precious arsehole.
00:52:23That's all I'm asking.
00:52:26Shall we take a look?
00:52:46Oh, hey.
00:52:47I didn't see you there.
00:52:49Oh, hey.
00:52:51It's all right.
00:52:52Probably didn't recognise me with my clothes on.
00:52:54Oh, for God's sake.
00:52:56You've literally got zero till, haven't you?
00:53:05He's agreed to do it.
00:53:06We've accepted the request.
00:53:09Oh, awesome.
00:53:10Okay, do you want me to send you the money, or...?
00:53:12Uh, no, no, no, I'll give you the cash first.
00:53:15I thought we could do something this weekend, actually.
00:53:17I mean, I've got a bit of time Saturday afternoon, and...
00:53:20I mean, that's if, like, you still want to help,
00:53:22now you know you've got what you wanted.
00:53:25Are you asking me out on a date?
00:53:26Oh, okay, never mind.
00:53:27I'm just going to send you the money online.
00:53:29No, it's just that you said you didn't want to risk people seeing us out.
00:53:32Yeah, well, I'm a bit sick and tired of spending all my time
00:53:34inside a fucking toy shop, all right?
00:53:36Um, I told you, they're collectibles.
00:53:39But someone's going to see us where we're going.
00:53:41Why? Where are we going?
00:53:43You'll see.
00:53:45Meet me at the lighthouse at one.
00:53:49It's a date.
00:54:18Yeah, it would be.
00:54:33My mum used to bring me here when I was a kid.
00:54:36We could never afford to go abroad or anything, but, um...
00:54:40Yeah, she got this old raft from, like, a car boot sale or somewhere,
00:54:42and we'd come down here in the summer,
00:54:44and we'd just, like, float along the river with a picnic and a radio,
00:54:48and, yeah, she'd tell me all about the wildlife.
00:54:54It's definitely my happy place.
00:54:58So don't do anything to ruin it, all right?
00:55:06Yeah, I think my happy place would be my parents' house at Christmas.
00:55:13Yeah, you know, waking up in my old room,
00:55:16getting straight on the Bucks Fizz with my brother and sister,
00:55:19taking the piss out of how over-the-top mum's gone on presents,
00:55:21despite us telling her every year not to.
00:55:23Playing Pictionary.
00:55:25Yeah, even that.
00:55:28Yeah, no, that to me is, like, perfect.
00:55:35Well, almost perfect.
00:55:41So, uh, so, you want me to send you that money over?
00:55:44Are you sure you don't mind?
00:55:45I mean, literally, I'll get the money out as soon as we go back into town.
00:55:49It's fine.
00:55:53Okay, it's all good to go.
00:55:55Am I pulling the trigger?
00:55:59Okay, do it.
00:56:01Done.
00:56:04Dun, dun, dun.
00:56:07Dun.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:11Okay, now send a message saying that you paid and asking when the video will be ready.
00:56:15They always do that.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:23All right.
00:56:25Done.
00:56:27Guess I better start looking for a bonnet.
00:56:34So, um, is there anything else you need from me?
00:56:37Or is this the part where you cut me adrift?
00:56:41You know.
00:56:42Now you've got what you wanted.
00:56:47There is, actually.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49I, um, I'm going to need you to come around to my apartment Monday night.
00:56:58Um, I'm going to do it.
00:57:00Okay, as soon as we finish filming the video, I'm going to tell them that it's over.
00:57:03And I literally have no idea how the fuck he's going to react.
00:57:06So, I kind of just, like, need you there and stand by, you know, in case he freaks out.
00:57:11I'm sure it'll be fine, but, you know.
00:57:13I'll be waiting outside with a bottle of champagne.
00:57:21You happy now?
00:57:23Just want you to be happy.
00:57:28Then you know what to do.
00:57:47For fuck's sake!
00:57:49What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:57:53It's not funny, Joe.
00:57:54I could have killed us.
00:58:03Is your phone all right?
00:58:04Oh, yeah.
00:58:06Good as new.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:16Did you, um, put my keys in the bag?
00:58:20Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:26Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:34Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:34Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:34I can't believe I did this.
00:58:36Honestly, I thought I put them in the bag.
00:58:38It's fine.
00:58:39That's exactly why they give you spares in the first place.
00:58:45Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:58:47I haven't given you the money, have I?
00:58:49Oh, fuck.
00:58:49This has been a complete fucking disaster.
00:58:51Uh, don't, don't be stupid, okay?
00:58:54This has been the best date I've ever been on.
00:59:01Do you mind if I give it to you on Monday?
00:59:03It's just, I really have to go.
00:59:06I mean, it depends.
00:59:08You know, do you really live at this address you gave me,
00:59:10or am I going to turn up there Monday
00:59:11and discover it's all just an elaborate scam?
00:59:15Guess you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:44Yeah.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47Yeah.
00:59:47Yeah.
00:59:47Yeah.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49Yeah.
00:59:59No, I'm nearly done.
01:00:49No, I'm nearly done.
01:01:19No, I'm nearly done.
01:01:25Yeah, see, this is why I need your number.
01:01:27No, I'm nearly done.
01:02:01Hello?
01:02:01Hi, it's Alyssa.
01:02:02I'm sorry it's so late.
01:02:03Can I come in?
01:02:04I'll explain what happened.
01:02:05Are you okay?
01:02:06Yeah, I'm fine.
01:02:07I'll explain inside.
01:02:09I thought this was going to be it.
01:02:11I mean, I was literally ready to do it.
01:02:12I'd psyched myself up.
01:02:14So what did he say?
01:02:16He chickened out.
01:02:16Said he didn't want to do it.
01:02:18But what about the threesome?
01:02:19Oh yeah, he still wants to do that.
01:02:21He said that I can do the sub video with someone else.
01:02:24He doesn't mind seeing me dominate another guy.
01:02:26It's a fucking piss take.
01:02:28So yeah, we had a huge row and I ended up storming out.
01:02:31Are you okay?
01:02:32No, I mean, what am I meant to do?
01:02:36Well, I mean, you've just got to force the issue, don't you?
01:02:38You've just got to tell him it has to be him.
01:02:40I just don't think he's going to do it.
01:02:42I mean, not even for a threesome.
01:02:44It's fucked.
01:02:44The whole thing's fucked.
01:02:47I knew this was too much.
01:02:48But it's like, it had to be something that you didn't want anyone else to see.
01:02:52Yeah, no, it's a bit of a catch-22, isn't it?
01:02:56I just can't risk him telling my mum.
01:03:00We're going to have to think of something softer.
01:03:03I mean, you could always tell her yourself.
01:03:06Joel, I...
01:03:07I just think she'd understand if you just explained everything.
01:03:12I just don't want to disappoint her.
01:03:15She worked really hard for me growing up.
01:03:19Sorry, no, I know must be tough.
01:03:24I just don't know what to say.
01:03:25Just tell her the truth.
01:03:40Alyssa?
01:03:51I have to go.
01:03:53I'm just trying to figure out how to explain all this.
01:04:00She'll understand.
01:04:02I know she will.
01:04:04I mean, I guess I don't really have a choice, do I?
01:04:09I mean, I guess I could just stay with him.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12See, that's not an option anymore.
01:04:14I made sure of that.
01:04:19It's got to be between Holly and Arabella, hasn't it?
01:04:23I mean, that makes the most sense financially, doesn't it?
01:04:25I'm happy either way, for the record,
01:04:27in case you want to factor that in.
01:04:31What's up?
01:04:32No, I'm fine.
01:04:35I'm just going to go see my mum.
01:04:37Oh, OK.
01:04:38OK.
01:05:14I'm just going to go see my mum.
01:05:17I was so scared.
01:05:18I mean, I was literally crying before I even told her,
01:05:20but, yeah, she was great.
01:05:22And she said that she'd love me no matter what it was
01:05:25I had to tell her.
01:05:27She actually said she was proud of me.
01:05:29She said that she was proud of my initiative.
01:05:32And, yeah, she wanted to know all about it.
01:05:34See?
01:05:34I told you it'd be fine, didn't I?
01:05:37Oh, God, I'm free.
01:05:39To freedom.
01:05:41Hmm.
01:05:48So, um...
01:05:49Did you tell him?
01:05:50No, I need to delete the videos first.
01:05:52Plus, I need to pack.
01:05:53But, um, he's got football training Thursday night,
01:05:56so I'll make sure everything's ready for then.
01:05:58I need to check how long it takes for the website
01:06:00to take down the videos, actually.
01:06:01Do you mind if I just check now?
01:06:03Yeah, sure, yeah.
01:06:04More champagne?
01:06:05Yes, please.
01:06:24Um, do you mind just putting that on the table for me?
01:06:26Yeah.
01:06:31So, what does it say?
01:06:32Uh, it says that within 24 hours,
01:06:35and I will put in the request tomorrow.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:49Thank you, Joel.
01:06:51I couldn't have done this without you.
01:06:53I mean, if I'm being honest, I...
01:06:56I wouldn't have done this without you.
01:07:00Well, I mean, I didn't have much of a choice now, did I?
01:07:03I mean, you're the most amazing, most interesting,
01:07:07most hilarious girl I've ever met, so...
01:07:10You know, from the moment you showed me
01:07:12even the slightest bit of interest,
01:07:14I knew I had to do everything in my power
01:07:15to get you into my clutches, and...
01:07:19I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:50I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:51I just can't believe it worked.
01:09:02Hello?
01:09:03He came back. His training got cancelled.
01:09:06Alyssa?
01:09:06I need your help.
01:09:08What's wrong? Are you okay?
01:09:10Yeah. Sorry, I'm fine. I got your number off the request form. He came back. He's gonna figure out what's
01:09:14going on. My suitcase is in the middle of the lounge.
01:09:17Are you still at the flat?
01:09:18No, I managed to keep him out. I said I wanted to get a takeaway. We're picking it up now.
01:09:22You need to get my case.
01:09:23Okay, just hold on a second. Please, Joel, I can't do it face to face. I thought I could, but...
01:09:29No, no, it's fine. How am I gonna get into your flat, though?
01:09:31I left the spare keys under the mat. When you get there, buzz number six and tell them you've got
01:09:36a package for number 18. He'll buzz you in. Please, Joel, you have to hurry.
01:09:40Yeah, no, I'm on my way.
01:09:42Thank you. I'm sorry, I can't believe this is happening. Oh, for fuck's sake, I left my camera as well.
01:09:48Can you grab it for me, please? It's on the tripod by the TV.
01:09:51Uh, camera by the TV. Got it.
01:09:53Thank you, Joel. I'll sneak out after we get back. Will you meet me at the lighthouse? I need a
01:09:58drink.
01:09:59Yeah, that sounds awesome.
01:10:17See ya.
01:10:40I love you.
01:13:21That's fine.
01:14:44What's going on?
01:14:49You took the wrong camera.
01:14:51No, she told me to take it.
01:14:53And now you need to tell us the truth.
01:14:55What do you mean?
01:14:56What the hell is going on?
01:14:58We have the messages, Joel.
01:15:01What messages?
01:15:02What messages?
01:15:02What are you talking about?
01:15:04We get requests like it all the time.
01:15:06It was a basic cuckold fantasy.
01:15:09Swole, Joel?
01:15:10He said he'd pay us a thousand pounds.
01:15:12This is your account, isn't it, Joel?
01:15:18You wanted him in a suitcase.
01:15:20I didn't send these.
01:15:22I didn't send these.
01:15:23You like Alyssa a lot, don't you, Joel?
01:15:25No, I didn't write these.
01:15:27You found all her videos on your laptop.
01:15:29We were supposed to have sex afterwards, but when I went to let him out, he wasn't there.
01:15:33This is ridiculous.
01:15:34Okay, I didn't do this.
01:15:35I thought he'd gone off in a half, but then I saw he left his phone and I watched back
01:15:40the video and...
01:15:41Look, it's not what it looks like.
01:15:43You have to listen to me.
01:15:46I can't believe what was happening.
01:15:48She's setting me up.
01:15:50I should have recognized the name.
01:15:52I mean, I should have known who he was.
01:15:55It's time to come clean, Joel.
01:15:56I'm telling you the truth.
01:15:58He goes to my gym.
01:15:59He sent me some creepy message, but I'm used to that by now.
01:16:02I love you and I'll do anything to be with you.
01:16:06No, I didn't write that.
01:16:07What the fuck is going on?
01:16:08Why is she doing this to me?
01:16:10This is all my fault.
01:16:12A neighbor saw you at the apartment building on the 16th, Joel.
01:16:16Can you explain what you were doing there?
01:16:18I made Johnny do it.
01:16:20This is fucking insane.
01:16:22We've been seeing each other for weeks.
01:16:23Joel.
01:16:23I've got her key. She gave me her key.
01:16:25I thought I lost it at the gym.
01:16:27Oh no, no, no. She's lying. She's fucking lying.
01:16:30I reported it to the manager.
01:16:32She's called me.
01:16:33Check my phone. Check my phone. Check my phone.
01:16:35He wanted us to ring him just before we started filming.
01:16:40I thought it was weird, but he was paying us so much money.
01:16:43Oh my god, what's happening? She can't do this.
01:16:46Where's Johnny, Joel? It's the only thing with Madness right now.
01:16:49We were going to use that money to pay for our house.
01:16:51I didn't do this. Okay, you've got to believe me.
01:16:54Where's Johnny, Joel?
01:16:55He's in my car, but I didn't do this.
01:16:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:17:00She's setting me up.
01:17:01You need to be honest with me right now, Joel.
01:17:03I'm telling you the truth.
01:17:05Please, you have to find him.
01:17:19Your auntie's on her way.
01:17:44Your auntie's on her way.
01:17:45Ready?
01:17:51Ready as I'll ever be.
01:18:06I can't believe this guy's paying a thousand pounds to watch me get tossed off.
01:18:09Fucking creep.
01:18:13And was this included in the price, or was this an added extra?
01:18:25So how long do I need to last for?
01:18:27I'm not sure. I mean, I've thought about what I'm going to say, but I've not timed myself or anything.
01:18:32What?
01:18:33I mean, are you good at holding your breath?
01:18:35Do you know, it's not something we've ever discussed, is it?
01:18:38The fuck are you going on about?
01:18:39Hmm, I guess I'll just be as quick as I can.
01:18:42Because I'd really like for you to hear what I have to say, Johnny.
01:18:45What are you talking about?
01:18:46It's important to me that you understand why this is happening.
01:18:48If I'm honest, it's just as important as the money.
01:18:51Huh?
01:18:52And that's why simply convincing you to sign her over was never really an option.
01:18:56Is this part of the thing?
01:18:57I don't think you would have done though, would you?
01:19:00Because at the end of the day, you're just as stubborn as I am, aren't you?
01:19:03What are you talking about?
01:19:04And that's the best part about this whole situation.
01:19:07Is I can legitimately tell myself that you left me no choice.
01:19:12Alyssa.
01:19:12That I'm not just a vindictive bitch.
01:19:14Alyssa.
01:19:14Because after you deleted that email, there was no way I was going to let you keep a penny of
01:19:19my money, Johnny.
01:19:20Oh, you're not serious.
01:19:21Because it is my money.
01:19:22You know that as well as I do, don't you?
01:19:24You're not still pissed off about this, are you really?
01:19:26I mean, it's why you did what you did, isn't it?
01:19:29Because you know you're nothing without me.
01:19:31Just a pathetic, jealous, arrogant little cunt.
01:19:35Yeah, alright.
01:19:36I guess in that respect, you didn't really have a choice either, did you?
01:19:39You know you nearly had me there.
01:19:40I mean, there was no way I wasn't going to take that job, Johnny.
01:19:43This is pretty good by your standards.
01:19:45This is good for you, to be fair.
01:19:46In fact, the more I think about this, the more inevitable this whole thing really just becomes.
01:19:51Maybe you can take some consolation from that.
01:19:53Can I just go on the fucking video now, please?
01:19:57There is no video, babe.
01:19:59What?
01:20:01Well, not the one you think anyway.
01:20:03What are you talking about?
01:20:05Deep breath.
01:20:07What the fuck?
01:20:18I remember reading that email, Johnny.
01:20:20Best opportunity I had my entire life.
01:20:22The only one.
01:20:23And you were going to take that away from me.
01:20:26Took a lot of planning to get here, Johnny.
01:20:29But honestly, I mean, the hardest part was fighting the urge to slit your throat that first night.
01:20:34After that, the rest of it was easy.
01:20:37I went out, bought some sexy new gym clothes.
01:20:39Something that would really grab a bit of attention.
01:20:42And then I joined a new gym.
01:20:44The one we drive past to visit your cunt parents.
01:20:47And then I waited.
01:20:49I waited until I found the perfect guy.
01:20:53Someone I could control.
01:20:55Someone predictable.
01:20:58Someone dumb enough to do what I told him and strong enough not to notice the heavy suitcase.
01:21:04Well, fingers crossed.
01:21:07I think it'll be alright.
01:21:09He's a lot bigger than you.
01:21:12Body-wise, I mean.
01:21:15Actually, you've both got tiny little dicks.
01:21:20Sorry, I shouldn't take the first, should I?
01:21:23I mean, none of this would be possible without your tiny dick, Johnny, would it?
01:21:27I suppose, in a way, the whole threesome thing proves that you really do love me, doesn't it?
01:21:31Because you're not normally the type of guy to ask for permission to fuck another girl, are you?
01:21:36That's the really tragic thing about this situation, actually.
01:21:40Because no matter how much you love me, you've ultimately ended up confirming what I've always known to be true
01:21:44deep down.
01:21:46The thing that's given me a chip on my shoulder my entire life.
01:21:50The reason I'm such a bitch.
01:21:51The knowledge that at the end of the day, the only person I can rely on is myself.
01:22:10The truth is so much I cannot leave the truth in it.
01:22:13This is the truth.
01:22:15The truth is, I think, that the truth is something I've always done.
01:22:18It's just a thing that I've always known to say.
01:22:18The truth is, I love to do.
01:22:35Okay, action!
01:22:37She told me to get her suitcase and meet her at the Lighthouse.
01:22:41Is that when you moved them?
01:22:42No, I didn't move him.
01:22:43We know you moved them, Jack.
01:22:45No, I didn't move him!
01:22:46We just need to know where.
01:22:47I parked on Crescent Street and I just went straight to the bar.
01:22:50We're supposed to get married.
01:22:52I told you, he's in my car!
01:22:54We just started our life together.
01:22:56Why won't you listen to me?
01:22:57You need to trust me in this, okay?
01:22:59The longer you do this, the worse it's gonna be for you.
01:23:02What are you saying?
01:23:03You've already checked your car, John.
01:23:14You need to start telling us the truth.
01:23:18I'm sorry.
01:23:26I just love him so much.
01:23:35Here we go.
01:23:37No!
01:23:39Oh!
01:23:39Oh!
01:23:41Oh!
01:23:42Oh.
01:23:52Oh!
01:23:54Oh!
01:23:56Oh.
01:23:56Oh!
01:23:59We do so quickly!
01:24:14For fuck's sake, Johnny.
01:24:27We've found Johnny.
01:24:31I'm afraid it's not good news.
01:24:33I'm afraid it's not good news.
01:25:02If I go into the register office, I'll be able to transfer the funds immediately.
01:25:10I read about what happened to you online. I'm so sorry for your loss.
01:25:27You've sent us the electronic copy of the exhumation license?
01:25:31Yes.
01:25:33Yeah, I've got it here. Perfect.
01:25:36Great. Okay, so everything's okay?
01:25:38Yes, all fine. I'll have our sexton meet you at your mother's plot in about ten minutes
01:25:43or so.
01:25:44Yeah.
01:25:44Yeah, that's fine. Thank you.
01:25:45Good.
01:25:46Thanks.
01:25:47My pleasure.
01:25:48Los Angeles. Bit of an upgrade, isn't it?
01:25:51Let's hope so.
01:25:54Let's hope so.
01:25:55Let's wait.
01:25:56Let's wait.
01:25:56Let's do this on the train?
01:26:04Let's wait.
01:26:14Let's galaxy.
01:26:16Let's pray.
01:26:23Let's see here, folks.
01:26:33guitar solo
01:27:03guitar solo
01:27:32guitar solo
01:28:04guitar solo
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