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00:10All right, Clyde.
00:11Miss Grace, I've got a package for Carwin I need signing for.
00:15Oh, a bit of yoga, has it?
00:17Yeah.
00:17Yeah, I tried it once. Disaster.
00:19I mean, I'm active, like, it's just I can't bend.
00:22I've made my peace with it, but it does upset me.
00:28Inspector Caesar, there's been a shooting.
00:30But I am not in the habit of letting people get away with murder.
00:34Come back in stone, Tally.
00:38Crime, wits, no man.
00:41John Chapman returns as your favorite TV detective after the break.
00:46Carwin!
00:53I am still going to need a signature.
01:00There's nice three now.
01:01Oh, stay here.
01:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, cool your boots.
01:06You ought to let me in there, I'm Carwin's business partner.
01:08We're supposed to have a catch up at 11.
01:09Well, that's not going to happen now unless you've got a psychic with you.
01:12Sorry, didn't mean for it to come out like that, but can you please just back away here?
01:17Hailey, I'm at work.
01:19No, darling, I'm not coming home because the internet's down.
01:23I'm not trying to stifle your thirst for knowledge.
01:25You only want to use it for Snapchat.
01:28We'll talk later, right?
01:30Sorry about that, Malawan.
01:31Kids, don't have them.
01:33Unless you want to.
01:34You'll be great.
01:35Do you want to?
01:36Actually, can't ask that.
01:37HR, sorry, zip it.
01:38Right, where are we?
01:40Victim's name is Carwin Rees, local property developer.
01:43Rand Rees' new homes, not very popular.
01:45Had the community up in arms over a new development.
01:48Murder?
01:48About to check in with Baxter.
01:50But he was alone in the house, gun in his hand, so it looks like suicide.
01:53Great.
01:54Oh, not great.
01:55Sad, but simpler.
01:57Less paperwork.
01:58Right, I'll brief the chief super.
02:00Keep me posted.
02:07Bloody hell.
02:09It's going to take more than bleach and elbow grease to clean this up.
02:12Apparent cause of death, gunshot wound to the head.
02:15Can't confirm 100%, but almost certainly suicide.
02:18Will you be all right on this, Janie?
02:20Only, I know, Janie.
02:22Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.
02:23I'm fine.
02:23Oh, weird.
02:25He had lunch booked.
02:27Doesn't say where or who with.
02:29I wouldn't be killing myself if I had dates like this.
02:31Do you see the size of the kitchen island?
02:33Yeah.
02:35What's that?
02:36It's the package the postman was delivering to Carwin.
02:39Hmm.
02:40Who kills themselves when they're planning a holiday?
02:44Nice fucking houses.
02:45Hmm.
02:46Not that I could afford one.
02:47You could afford the deposit, surely.
02:49You've got a good job.
02:51No partner or kids to spend your money on.
02:53And you live with your mum.
02:55Yeah, thanks.
02:55Really making me feel better about my life.
02:57Ooh, that is weird.
03:00It's paint.
03:01I'll get team soccer on that too.
03:04Mind if I turn this over?
03:05Yes, I mind.
03:06That's Caesar.
03:07Oh, it's a good one.
03:08The bell tolls for thee.
03:10I get enough bodies of work.
03:12These shows are all the same anyway.
03:14No, Caesar was the best.
03:15He had a mind that could unpick any murder.
03:17Total genius.
03:19A bit like me.
03:20You've solved so many murders, have you?
03:22All right, not exactly like me.
03:24Right, door to doors.
03:26Don't do the stuff.
03:27Oh, but without doubt you do, my dear.
03:31Because you murdered him.
03:35Quick update, Sarge.
03:36Wife's with the family liaison officer
03:38and I've taken a statement from Kerry, the business partner.
03:40Listen to us.
03:42We sound like proper police.
03:43We are proper police, Choudry.
03:45Yeah, of course.
03:46But the shooting, I mean, it's big boy business.
03:49I like your car.
03:50Blue is my favorite color.
03:52Do you like Encanto?
03:54Ever getting, you know.
04:02Who lives there?
04:04No one knows much about him.
04:06Bit of a mystery.
04:07Keeps himself to himself.
04:09Got into one neighbor.
04:10He's a miserable old f-
04:13Let's just say they don't like him.
04:15Well, he's nosy.
04:17Maybe he saw something.
04:41Oh my God, John Chappell.
04:43You're John Chappell.
04:44I love you.
04:45Not you.
04:46You show.
04:47I love your show.
04:47I don't love you.
04:48I didn't even say I love you.
04:49I think you got me confused with someone else.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52Bye.
04:54I know it's you.
04:56I've watched you for hours.
04:57Sorry, that sounds creepy.
04:58I mean, Caesar.
04:59I've watched every episode.
05:01Can you leave me alone, please?
05:02I don't want to have to call the police.
05:04Oh, I am the police.
05:05Janie Malawan, Mid Wales Police.
05:07Traybach CID.
05:10I'm a big fan.
05:1232.
05:12Scorpio.
05:13Sorry.
05:13Sorry, I'm babbling.
05:15Can you let me in?
05:18Wow.
05:21I was literally just watching you on TV.
05:25What are you doing here?
05:27This is my house.
05:28You live here?
05:29This is what people tend to do in their houses.
05:33So, this is where you've been hiding.
05:36I can't believe I'm in Caesar's house.
05:38You're in John Chappell's house and John Chappell's busy.
05:41I'll do that.
05:46I can't believe you're here.
05:47I have dreamt of this moment.
05:49Not in a weird way.
05:50I'm not weird.
05:51This isn't weird.
05:53No, not weird at all.
05:54So, is it just you here?
05:56Yeah.
05:58Well, no, no.
05:59Well, there's Alan, but he doesn't live here.
06:01He just stops by for his lunch and a chat.
06:04Don't touch that.
06:07And where does this Alan live?
06:09He doesn't live anywhere.
06:10He's a stray.
06:11Oh, Alan's a cat.
06:12He was the last time I checked, yeah.
06:15And this cat talks to you?
06:16Oh, yes.
06:17We have in-depth conversations about Marxist dialectical materialism.
06:20Of course he doesn't talk to me.
06:21He's a bloody cat.
06:22Do I look mad?
06:23No, no, not at all.
06:24No.
06:25Ooh, this is dusty.
06:27Yeah, as C.S. Eliot first editions tend to be,
06:29and that's how I like it.
06:30Put it back.
06:31Okay.
06:32Not like that.
06:33Okay.
06:36Right, um, shall we cut to the chase?
06:38I assume you'll hear about Carl and Reese's murder.
06:41Murder?
06:42No.
06:42Seems likely it was suicide.
06:45Oh, no.
06:46Oh, no.
06:47It was definitely murder.
06:49You can be certain of that.
06:53Wow.
06:55Enough with the kettle on.
06:56What?
06:57No.
06:57Open your door.
06:59Oh.
07:05I didn't even know I had biscuits.
07:08Are you sure you don't want tea?
07:09No, I can't stand tea.
07:11What?
07:12You don't drink tea?
07:13That's like Caesar's thing.
07:15Yeah, I'm more of a coffee aficionado.
07:17Hello.
07:18Right.
07:19Well, take it as slowly as you need to.
07:21What makes you think it was a murder?
07:23Well, isn't it obvious?
07:25Because of June.
07:27Okay, what happened in June?
07:28Oh, Carwin's cleaner, June.
07:31She used to clean for me, but I had to let her go.
07:35She kept dusting my books.
07:36Anyway, June's son loves pop-up cards.
07:40Pop-up cards?
07:41At Christmas, Carwin used to hand-make these beautiful cards specially for him.
07:47Oh.
07:48Well, that's how I know he didn't kill himself.
07:51I don't understand.
07:52Today's Monday.
07:54Mm-hmm.
07:55June comes on a Monday.
07:56Now, a man that considerate to his cleaner would never allow her to find his body.
08:04Okay, so when you say you're sure it was murder, I was hoping for some actual concrete evidence seeing as
08:12you knew Carwin so well.
08:13How do you know him?
08:15So all of this is just guesswork?
08:16I didn't know him, but I observed him.
08:19Right.
08:19I pondered his motivations.
08:21That's how a good actor, a proper actor, understands people.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25And actors just know whether someone was murdered or not, do they?
08:28Carwin Rees is not the kind of person to take his own life.
08:32Especially not with a gun.
08:33No, it's...
08:35It's too messy.
08:36He likes order, neatness.
08:39Yeah, I...
08:40But why?
08:41Why?
08:43Why?
08:43Yeah, yes.
08:44Product of a strict private school upbringing, possibly.
08:47Chapel, yes.
08:48Or maybe the opposite, yes.
08:49Jolton, yeah.
08:50No boundaries.
08:51Free ranges.
08:52Rules and order.
08:54It's really interesting, isn't it?
08:56Yeah.
08:56That is a fascinating theory, but sometimes there is no logic to suicide.
09:02Trust me.
09:03People do act out of character.
09:04Action is character.
09:06That's Aristotle.
09:07Yeah.
09:07A person's actions are always consistent with their character.
09:10Look at you and your car.
09:11What about my car?
09:12Well, you look professional.
09:14You're on the ball.
09:15You know what you're doing.
09:15You're smart.
09:16But your car is a skip on wheels.
09:18It's out of character.
09:19It tells me that it's important to you.
09:21But it begs the question, why?
09:23And it gets the answer, mind your own business.
09:25Now, seeing as you've got nothing useful to give me other than the ramblings of a village hermit...
09:31Hermit?
09:31I'm not a bloody hermit.
09:33Oh, I went to Swansea last month.
09:35Hermit?
09:35You asked me for my help here.
09:37Yes, I did.
09:38And that is my bad.
09:40But best leave it to the professionals, okay?
09:43I'll let myself out.
09:51Actually, one more thing.
09:53Can you do the line?
09:54Crime waits for no man.
10:06We've heard back from Carolyn's solicitor.
10:08Wife inherits everything.
10:09Carolyn was due to meet the next week, but we don't know what it was about.
10:12All seems pretty routine.
10:14Brilliant.
10:17Sir, I was hoping to grab you for a chat about the DI position.
10:21I was thinking of applying.
10:23You?
10:24Ah.
10:26How to put this, um...
10:28We used to have a saying on a force in patrol, but...
10:31There's no point going for a walk if you haven't tied your shoelaces.
10:35You see where I'm going?
10:36Not really, am I the shoes?
10:37What I'm saying is, you'll be a great DI one day.
10:41Actually, I can even see you ended up like me.
10:44Great.
10:45But you've barely been a DS for five minutes.
10:47You need more experience.
10:49Build more cases.
10:50Oh, that's Baxter.
10:53What?
10:56No friggin' way.
10:58That's the PM report from our suicide.
11:01And?
11:02Murder.
11:03The shot entry point's inconsistent with Carwin pulling the trigger.
11:07We think it was somebody stood behind Carwin, fired as he was turning.
11:11It was like...
11:14Sorry, let me get you a tissue.
11:16Thanks.
11:17I shouldn't cry.
11:19Just had my lid stay.
11:22Erm...
11:23Did...
11:23Did Carwin have any enemies?
11:25Anyone he had beef with?
11:27It doesn't have to be big beef.
11:28Little beef, Mince.
11:30Carwin had a lot of enemies around you.
11:32Him and Kerry, that's his business partner.
11:35Had a lot of tree huggers up in arms with the new development.
11:38Another thing.
11:39Was, erm, Carwin planning a holiday?
11:42Carwin, holiday?
11:43No.
11:44He was always too busy with the business.
11:46I had to make do with a spa trip on my own every other weekend.
11:50No.
11:53Right, well erm...
11:54Thank you for your help and sorry for your loss.
11:57Sorry, I...
11:58I don't know why I went for the handshake.
12:00I'll let myself out.
12:01I still can't believe this.
12:03Who would have thought?
12:05Murder.
12:14John Chappell.
12:15Brought you a present.
12:18Oh, please.
12:19Do come on in.
12:21While you're here, how do I go about taking our restraining order?
12:25It's from my own collection.
12:27You don't already have it, do you?
12:29Good God.
12:29That is a uniquely appalling picture of me.
12:32I figured out why you moved here.
12:35Recognise the bridge.
12:36Not far from here.
12:37Me and my best mate Sian, we nearly broke our necks diving off at once.
12:41So what?
12:41You, er, used to come here on holiday?
12:43Good work, detective.
12:45But no.
12:47No.
12:48We, er, we lived here.
12:50This was actually our first home.
12:53Eileen was from here.
12:56Abaterion.
12:57Ah, told yourself a Welsh girl.
12:59Nice one, John Chappell.
13:01Rather not talk about it.
13:09Look, erm, I know what it's like to lose somebody close.
13:15But the worst thing in the world you can do is sit around thinking.
13:21You've gotta just push those thoughts down.
13:23Put those feelings away in a box like Christmas decorations and put them in the loft.
13:29Then they're gone.
13:31Thank you for that.
13:34But that is really terrible advice.
13:36Don't think it's bad.
13:37Alright, let's get to the point.
13:38I imagine you're here to talk about the murder?
13:41What? No.
13:42No.
13:42It's all under control.
13:43Oh, come on.
13:45Visiting during a busy murder investigation.
13:46The folder under your arm.
13:48The mug pretext.
13:49I can see by the way you're looking at it.
13:50You don't want to let it go.
13:52It does actually have sentimental value, yes.
13:55Okay, erm, well.
13:57Yeah, this is unusual to ask.
14:00But I was thinking...
14:02I don't know what I'm trying to say.
14:04I think what you're trying to say is that this rambling old hermit is the only person who thought it
14:09was a murder.
14:10And that my unique insights might be able to help you find the killer.
14:15So please, can I help you?
14:19Yes. That one, please.
14:26All right.
14:28We'll have to do it from the cafe.
14:29If I don't have my 2pm extra hot latte macchiato, I'm no good for anyone.
14:34Come on.
14:41Cesar drinks coffee.
14:43In a place like this.
14:45Yeah, it's perfect.
14:46Nobody knows who I am here in the store for all six years old and never look up on their
14:49phone.
14:50Oh, that looks nice.
14:52Oh, you said you weren't hungry.
14:54I'm not good.
14:55That is good.
14:57Excuse me.
14:57You are him, aren't you?
14:59John Chappell.
15:01Guilty as charged, ladies.
15:02I told you, no.
15:03We couldn't believe that you were here.
15:05We're going to be somewhere, haven't we?
15:07Even a TV icon likes an afternoon macchiato now and again.
15:10We thought you were dead.
15:13Very much still alive, as you can see.
15:16It's a pleasure to meet fans, but terribly busy.
15:18So, what was that you were saying?
15:20The, uh...
15:23Now, I can't get over the guidebook.
15:26No, forget the guidebook.
15:27No, no.
15:28Why would somebody want Carwin dead?
15:31That's the only question here.
15:33And the affair may well be a motive.
15:36He was having an affair?
15:37Oh, yes.
15:38The streaky bacon.
15:39What?
15:40Three months ago, Carwin stopped taking deliveries from our butcher.
15:43Swapped his morning bacon sandwich for a bowl of muesli.
15:46Well, maybe he'd watch me picking the city.
15:49I didn't go near bacon for months after that.
15:50Oh, I was very nearly in that.
15:52Yes, they did an availability check.
15:54Couldn't make the dates work.
15:55Had to let it go.
15:56Hey-ho.
15:57Yeah.
15:59Oh, um...
15:59Yeah, no, and...
16:00Carwin had taken up running.
16:03Well, the effort was clearly for a woman.
16:05Okay, assuming you're right, that gives Danielle a motive.
16:08What?
16:09Remember the affair?
16:10No, she isn't the biblical revenge type.
16:12No, she even noticed.
16:13Not the most observant.
16:14Yeah, not like a...
16:16That's an interesting chapel.
16:17That's very interesting.
16:18What is it?
16:19Oh, no, no.
16:20There is somebody who notices everything.
16:23Joyce Pugh lives across the road from me.
16:24Yeah.
16:25About neighborhood watch.
16:26Neighborhood witch, I call her.
16:27You could get counsel for that.
16:29I don't care.
16:30You want to try living next door to her.
16:31She's always snooping on people behind her curtain.
16:34Well, I saw her yesterday with a young girl.
16:36Well, that's her granddaughter, Ava.
16:37She lived with her ever since Joyce's son and his wife were killed in a car accident.
16:42She tried to...
16:43Somebody took a statement.
16:44There was nothing to report.
16:45The police were outside Joyce's all day yesterday.
16:49Now, I'm Joyce.
16:50Now, I don't want to know whether they're there.
16:52I have to know.
16:54I don't want to go out and see what's going on.
16:57Well, it's just not credible.
16:58And that makes her a murderer?
17:00No, it makes her an inconsistent character.
17:02Joyce is hiding something.
17:05Mark my words, she's the key here.
17:07You see, this is the...
17:11Are you okay?
17:13Yeah, I just need a bit of a breather.
17:15It's got how much it takes out of you getting into somebody else's psyche, you know.
17:19It's a...
17:19Shake it off.
17:21Reminds me of a gawky play I was in once.
17:23The mood changes, emotional guillotine.
17:25Have you had some more of my organic brownie?
17:27Here we go.
17:28Joyce Pugh.
17:30She was in the newspaper last week.
17:32Council meeting turns ugly.
17:33Oh, pop-ups.
17:35No, I do not want to know what these washed-up stars look like now.
17:38Aww.
17:39You're in this one.
17:41Well, no, really.
17:42Never.
17:42You're joking.
17:44Here we go.
17:45Abaterion community councillor Joyce Pugh struggled to keep a lid on proceedings at the recent council meeting.
17:50Protesters hijacked the session to discuss the Rhys' new home Ferrum Foer then Woods development.
17:55Protester Alice Evans was ejected after threatening Carwin Rees.
18:00Looks like we've got a new prime suspect.
18:05I lost my temper.
18:07But these trees go back to the ninth century.
18:11Oh well, thou would have walked among these.
18:14You can tell that from the trees, can you?
18:17No.
18:18But he was king of Wales around then.
18:20He could have been here.
18:22Right.
18:23Erm, can you tell me what you were doing 9.30 yesterday morning?
18:28School trip.
18:29We were there all day.
18:30I teach at the local primary.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Art.
18:34I was going to guess art.
18:35The junk earrings.
18:36They were paying traces found at the crime scene.
18:39I'm a primary school teacher.
18:41If I'd been there, they'd been glue, glitter and felt too.
18:44Hmm.
18:45You threatened Carwin.
18:47I was...
18:48Worked up is all.
18:51Just look at this place.
18:53It's almost magical.
18:56Did you hate him?
18:58It's not about him.
19:01Rhys' new homes lied to us.
19:03There were a lot of angry people.
19:05Just look at the strength of public feeling.
19:09I wanted to, er, tunnel under the trees.
19:12Stop the diggers.
19:13A real protest.
19:15I've done it before.
19:17Whoa.
19:19How well that's gotten hotter since we did him at school.
19:21That's my interpretation of him.
19:25Powerful.
19:26Strong.
19:28Yet sensitive.
19:30Yeah.
19:31You really like how well that.
19:33That doesn't make me a killer.
19:34Now.
19:35But that's everything.
19:36For now.
19:38Oh, no.
19:39My legs are gone.
19:40Give me a hand.
19:47There are no doubt this.
19:49Alice was furious, but there's no blind rage in this, in this crime.
19:55No.
19:56No, this murder was planned, mate.
20:01They're barking up the wrong tree, Alan.
20:04Oh, sorry.
20:05I didn't mean to be insensitive mentioning the barking there.
20:11I know this is none of our business, mate, but...
20:15Justice.
20:16Surely that's everyone's business.
20:18Alice.
20:20No.
20:25Her life has been taken.
20:31No.
20:43Afternoon, Joyce.
20:44Oh, I see you've got a bear patch there.
20:47Oh, yes.
20:49My foxgloves had to come out.
20:51My fault for not watering them, but I've been up to you with it all.
20:55Oh, you've, um, shaved off your hair.
20:58Oh, yeah.
20:59Oh, we don't often see you out on a boat.
21:01Oh, wow.
21:02Bit of fresh air and all that.
21:03Can't spend all day inside.
21:05Oh, no.
21:06Well, I know how hush-hush you are about where you live and what have you,
21:10but you're secret safe with me.
21:12Well, I did tell Mrs. Reynolds down the court, but she got no idea who you are.
21:17Marvellous.
21:18You're the grumpy man from over there, aren't you?
21:21Mamgee calls you the bee world.
21:22Eva!
21:23Probably got a point.
21:25Maybe I have been a bit of a bee.
21:27Sometimes even a sea.
21:29What's a sea?
21:30Clown.
21:31Never mind, Eva, love.
21:33What did you want, Mr. Chappell?
21:35Well, I thought it'd be the neighbourly thing to have a collection for Danielle.
21:39Oh, poor Dab.
21:41Carwin taking his life like that.
21:43No.
21:44Please think it's murder.
21:45Oh?
21:46Well, really?
21:48I thought that-
21:48You're shocking, isn't it?
21:49I didn't really know him that well, did you?
21:51No.
21:52I can't remember the last time I spoke to him.
21:54It was last week, Mamgee.
21:56We saw him at Vision Express and you said-
21:58Oh, that's right.
21:59So we did.
21:59Go on, go and play.
22:02Who'd kill Carwin?
22:04We need you, Caesar, on the case.
22:06It's funny if we could help the police more.
22:09Well, it's our duty to, isn't it?
22:11As a community?
22:12Yes, I suppose we do.
22:14Yes.
22:15Only if we'd noticed anything.
22:16Not that we want to gossip, of course.
22:17Oh, no.
22:18No one likes a gossip.
22:21Although, his PA, young little thing, she's been coming round a lot lately.
22:27Round the clock.
22:28All right.
22:29That's interesting.
22:31You know, if you were community-minded now, it's the Church Fateson.
22:35It'd be brilliant if we had someone off the telly come and say a few words or what have you.
22:40Well, I find I'm busy that day.
22:42We haven't set a date yet.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:45Can't stand Shant.
22:50Why was that man so odd?
22:53He's an actor, little Eva.
22:55They're all odd.
23:11Stupid.
23:12Sorry.
23:12Sorry.
23:12No, not you.
23:14My car's gone again.
23:15Maybe get a new one.
23:16Well, it's got sentimental value.
23:18Did you call to give me car advice?
23:20I've been doing some digging on Carwin.
23:22Locals say he was a bit of a ladies' man.
23:24Well, actually, they said he was a top shagger.
23:26Apparently I had relations with Aftertown over the years.
23:29Anything else?
23:30This is the juicy bit.
23:32Carwin seems to have been taking money out of recent rooms.
23:34He's over 200 grand in a savings account.
23:36That gives a pretty solid motive to Kerry, the business partner.
23:40Told you my car was fine.
23:52Football, eh?
23:53Most people have a photo of their wife and kids.
23:56The swans are my wife and kids.
23:57I'm a season taken holder.
23:59Plus stadiums are less maintenance.
24:01You a football fan?
24:02Nope.
24:02Can't stand it.
24:03Can we go through your movements again?
24:05The morning Carwin died.
24:06I was on site at the show home.
24:08We still have to get the kitchen tiled and decorated.
24:10Ready for tomorrow.
24:11What's happening tomorrow?
24:12Open day for Farm for Wheeling.
24:13Big event at the show home.
24:15How does it work?
24:16Yeah.
24:16Two of you running the place.
24:18Don't you get on each other's nerves?
24:20I live with my mum.
24:21We get under each other's feet all the time.
24:22Sometimes you just want to stay.
24:24Stop knocking on the door.
24:25I don't want toast.
24:26I'm having a bath.
24:29We've been looking into Carwin's finances.
24:32Did you know he was stealing from the company?
24:35Can I talk to you off the record?
24:37No, you can't talk to me off the record with the freaking police.
24:40But obviously you did know.
24:42Okay.
24:43Balls on the table.
24:44I'd had my suspicions, so I did some digging and found out he'd been stealing.
24:48Why didn't you mention this before?
24:50Because it's a pretty big motive for murder.
24:53Now, is that everything?
24:55Yes.
24:56Okay.
24:57For now.
24:58One more thing.
24:59Carwin had a lunch appointment in his diary for Monday.
25:03Did you know anything about that?
25:04No.
25:05You could check with his P.A. Mel, but she's shown an exclusive buyer on the show.
25:12I actually might take one of these.
25:15Nam can be quite a lot.
25:19Such an honour to meet you.
25:20Oh, stop it.
25:22My nan loved your show.
25:24It's not really my thing.
25:26Oh, really?
25:26Can you stop it?
25:27Yes.
25:29Here we go.
25:31Oh.
25:32Wow.
25:34This might sound a bit mad, but when I buy a house, I really like to find out all I
25:40can about who made it.
25:41Oh, of course.
25:41I'm the creator.
25:43Give me a sense of story, you know.
25:45That's how it does.
25:45We love stories.
25:47What was Carwin like?
25:49An enigma?
25:50No, he was a Scorpio.
25:51Oh.
25:51He was a great boss.
25:53Loved getting his hands dirty, helping out with the houses.
25:56Very rare.
25:56Yeah, you must have admired him.
25:58Looked up to him.
25:59Desired him.
26:00Even.
26:01Ian Carwin.
26:02I'll have to tell my girlfriend that.
26:04She'll laugh.
26:05Oh.
26:06He sounds like the perfect boss, though.
26:09I mean, you must have all loved him here.
26:11Well, not everyone.
26:13He could be tough.
26:15Even lost it with one of the electricians for the plug sockets not being exactly lined up in the spare
26:19bedroom.
26:19Told him he'd never work for us again.
26:22That's interesting, yeah.
26:26If was, I'd love to get a feel of the house on my own.
26:30You know, spread my antennae.
26:32Just inhabit the space.
26:34Let the walls speak to me.
26:39Lovely acoustics.
26:40Getting a real sense of history here.
26:42It's the new build, John.
26:44I knew you'd understand.
26:45Thanks very much.
26:46You are such an intelligent person.
26:48I mean, I hope they really value you at Reece's new home.
26:51You've got such an acute intellect.
26:53Do they?
26:53I do hope so.
26:54Thank you so much.
26:55They'd be foolish not to.
26:56Lovely.
26:56Okay, I'll just wait for you.
26:58Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
27:16Make the devil think.
27:18What am I missing?
27:19What?
27:21That's interesting.
27:37Looks like Carwin Reece was defrauding his company and planning to run away with his money to Dubai.
27:44Oh.
27:44Good work.
27:46Pub.
27:47Sick.
27:48I dunno, though.
27:49I can't stop thinking about the guidebook.
27:51Like, you know when you can't sleep and you've got the EastEnders theme running in your head?
27:56Something's not right.
27:56It's just a hunch.
27:58Do you know how I got this job?
27:59The old DI was having an affair with her boss and they both had to resign.
28:03They were holding the entire force.
28:04They were desperate for someone.
28:07No!
28:07I...
28:09I got this job by being a good cop.
28:12And the affair.
28:13But mostly by being a good cop.
28:15And being a good cop isn't about hunches.
28:18What do we say about shoes?
28:19It's not a memorable saying, sir.
28:21This is good.
28:23Build the case.
28:24Details.
28:25Evidence.
28:26CCTV.
28:27Laces, Malawan.
28:28Laces.
28:29Laces, yeah.
28:30Got it.
28:31I just gotta go and...
28:33Toilet.
28:36Hey, the lads will believe you, are you?
28:39Crime waits for no man.
28:41Oh, that is clever.
28:43I can see why they put you on the front desk.
28:45Very funny to say so.
28:50What are you doing here? Oh, your beard's gone.
28:52Good news.
28:52I've been doing some digging around to reach new homes.
28:55You can't be digging around on your own.
28:57If my boss finds out, I could lose my job.
28:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, but look at this.
29:02A squirrel on a bird feeder.
29:04What?
29:05Oh, sorry.
29:06No, that's the wrong photo.
29:08There.
29:08There.
29:10A wall.
29:10What am I missing?
29:12There's a tape at the bottom.
29:14Carwin was a neat freak.
29:15He sacked an electrician for an out of place socket.
29:17Yet he was fine with that.
29:19So?
29:20Well, it's so out of character.
29:22This is a real breakthrough.
29:23Absolutely no need to thank me.
29:25But I've also questioned Joyce Pugh.
29:27You've done what?
29:27Yes.
29:28You've done what?
29:29Sir, this is...
29:32Oh, I do own a telly, Valowan.
29:34Mr. Chappell.
29:36Big fan of your work.
29:37In fact, the wife's always saying to me,
29:39Why can't you be more like Caesar?
29:43Hurtful sometimes.
29:44No, we're big fans, sir.
29:46I couldn't help over here in there.
29:48You've been helping us with the Carwin-Reese murder?
29:51Just offering my expertise.
29:52No, no, no, no, no, he isn't.
29:54No, no.
29:54Who's this Joyce Pugh, then?
29:56She's one of the neighbours.
29:57Chowdry's looked into her, sir.
29:59She called Carwin the day before the murder,
30:01but she says she was just looking to buy one of the Reese new homes.
30:03If you believe that, here, I've got some magic pins to sell you.
30:07No, Joyce Pugh would never buy a Reese new home.
30:10You've only got to look at her tea towels.
30:12Sorry, tea towels?
30:14Traditional.
30:15Welsh.
30:15A woman with those towels would never buy a new build.
30:18I know she's lying.
30:19Oh.
30:20Well, we'll take Joyce Pugh's tea towels down to the Crown Prosecution Service then, shall we?
30:25That should be enough to convict her of murder.
30:26Sir, it's not what it looks like.
30:28Isn't it?
30:28It looks like a member of my team is discussing lines of inquiry with Charles bloody Caesar.
30:34Sorry, no offence.
30:34Like I say, wife's a big fan.
30:36He's the victim's neighbour.
30:37He asked me to look into something.
30:38I didn't want to bother you with it.
30:39Look, I get enough drama at home.
30:42Here I can control things.
30:44Without kids and stress.
30:46And a pug who thinks my chair's a flippin' toilet.
30:50Don't ruin my safe space.
30:55Right, thanks very much.
30:56What the hell are you playing at?
30:58Trying to help.
30:59Do you think I want to be here?
31:00You involve me.
31:01I didn't know you'd try and get me sacked.
31:03You can't solve this without me.
31:04You don't have my insight.
31:06Well, granted you have the potential.
31:08You arrogant sod.
31:09Arrogant.
31:10I'm trying to make you a better detective.
31:12Help you understand people.
31:12Understand yourself.
31:13No, you're stroking your own ego.
31:16Because you finally found something more exciting to do than sitting around wallowing and generally
31:20be in such a pain that nobody will talk to you except for a cat.
31:23Well, thanks but no thanks.
31:25Go!
31:35Time off the telly.
31:37Shorter in real life, ain't he?
31:38What do you want, Chowdhury?
31:39Yeah, uh, found something on CCTV.
31:42You're going to want to see this.
31:48You've checked your alibi.
31:49You were on a school trip to Danirogov Caves on Monday.
31:52Actually, a pretty good day out.
31:53Have they still got that talking sheepdog?
31:55Sorry, not relevant.
31:56How are the caves?
31:58I stayed outside with my own.
32:00I get claustrophobia.
32:01Really?
32:02Must have been a pain in the ass when you were in those tunnel protests.
32:05No.
32:05You wanted to be alone so you could drive to Carwin's house.
32:10No.
32:14Yes, I went for a drive.
32:16But just to clear my head.
32:18An environmentalist like you.
32:19Burning petrol for fun.
32:22I've got nothing to add.
32:23I didn't kill him.
32:26The thing about this job is that it makes you notice things.
32:29And one thing I've noticed about you.
32:32Every time I mention Carwin's name you change the subject.
32:36So?
32:37So, it got me thinking.
32:39I've been in your shoes.
32:41I'm not normally one for talking about myself.
32:44I keep things bottled up.
32:46Like...
32:46I don't know, what do you keep in bottles?
32:49I don't use single-use plastics.
32:51Yeah, all right.
32:51Fizzy pop.
32:52This case has brought a lot of bad memories fizzing up for me.
32:57Yeah, my best friend Sian, years ago she died.
32:59And now the pop is fizzing and...
33:04I'm gonna drop the pop analogy.
33:06I don't like talking about Sian.
33:08I always change the subject because she meant a lot to me.
33:12Now you've really lost me.
33:14You don't like talking about Carwin.
33:16You miss him.
33:18You loved him.
33:21You were having an affair, weren't you?
33:28Yes.
33:29For the tape, Miss Evans is saying yes, i.e. I nailed it.
33:33I thought you hated him.
33:35I did.
33:36But he was so powerful.
33:39So sexy.
33:41And he owned land.
33:43He was like a king.
33:45My whole elva.
33:47Carwin wasn't gonna leave Danielle.
33:49So you killed him.
33:51No.
33:53I couldn't kill Carwin.
33:55You were right.
33:56I loved him.
34:01What do you want?
34:02I thought I was a wallowing pain in the arse.
34:05Don't be such a big drama queen.
34:08I'm sorry and I need your help, Bea.
34:11I said it.
34:11You don't have to look so smug about it, John Chappell.
34:13What a moving and heartfelt apology.
34:19We've had to let Alice go, which means we're back to square one.
34:22Nothing makes sense.
34:23We need to get back to what matters.
34:26People, motives, character.
34:28Well, Alice's story is definitely out of character.
34:31How so?
34:32An environmentalist fall in for the man destroying the woods.
34:35A straight-laced teacher lying to the police, very out of character.
34:38Oh, she was in love.
34:39There's nothing more in character, in love, than acting out of character.
34:42It would have been suspicious if she'd acted in character.
34:44That would have been totally out of character.
34:45Do you follow?
34:46Not even slightly.
34:49Now, the most out of character thing in this entire investigation
34:52is the tape on the wall.
34:55Carwin lost it with the electrician, but not the decorator.
35:00Why?
35:01Highly in the house.
35:04I think the first couple will help.
35:05Put some nice teas in.
35:09I thought you didn't drink tea.
35:11Well, I thought in case you pop by, you know.
35:14Yeah, I don't get too excited.
35:17I saw them on offer online.
35:19Very Caesar.
35:21Lapsang Souchong, chamomile, green, red buff.
35:26All the same to me.
35:30Ah!
35:31Yes, chapel!
35:38I know what you're all thinking.
35:40The build quality is excellent.
35:42How are the prices so low?
35:43Are we mad?
35:44No.
35:45We're just mad about finding you forever homes.
35:49This is so far from protocol.
35:50It's in a different time zone.
35:51So just stay in the background, okay?
35:52Of course, yeah.
35:54Mrs. Pugh?
35:56You were interested in buying one of these houses.
35:58That's why you and Carwin spoke on the phone earlier in the week, wasn't it?
36:01Yes.
36:02No.
36:03Those calls were in threatening you, weren't they, Joyce?
36:06He'd realised he was the father of your granddaughter.
36:09Isn't that John Chapel?
36:11We like him.
36:12He was in that thing with the thing.
36:13I said stay in the background.
36:15There are no background artists in this.
36:16We're all of us here, significant protagonists.
36:19Now, it all started with the decorators' tape.
36:21I couldn't get my head around why Carwin hadn't noticed.
36:25Could I get a selfie?
36:26Yeah, of course, yeah.
36:27There's no landscape from over through about it, yeah.
36:29Okay.
36:30That's it, yeah.
36:30Alright?
36:31Yeah.
36:32Alright.
36:32Now, where was I?
36:35Carwin didn't see the green tape on the red wall.
36:37He saw the same colour.
36:39But that's because he was red-green colour blind.
36:42Just like Ava.
36:43That's why she thought my purple car was blue.
36:49Carwin had been close to my son's wife.
36:53When Ava was diagnosed with the colour blindness, they said it was probably hereditary.
36:58Your son wasn't colour blind.
37:00And you didn't realise that Carwin was until you saw him at the opticians.
37:05Ava's such a chatterbox, I don't know where she gets it from.
37:08She wouldn't stop talking about her magic eyes, lover.
37:12So he goes and puts two and two together.
37:15Brings me up and tells me he wants access to his daughter.
37:19So you killed him?
37:20Oh no.
37:21Haha, no.
37:23Joyce didn't kill him.
37:25But she did set a wheel in motion.
37:28Family meant everything to Carwin.
37:30Someone to pass on the business and his estate to.
37:34I mean seriously, do we have to do this now?
37:36I mean, can we just get this wrapped up quickly and back to selling houses?
37:39Who did kill Carwin then?
37:41Oh, that's easy.
37:43You did.
37:47I was here.
37:47It's not hard to sneak out unnoticed.
37:50You were wearing decorator's overalls and a mask.
37:53Everyone too busy to keep track of who was where.
37:56Why would I risk killing Carwin?
37:58What if Danielle saw me?
38:00Oh, but she did.
38:03But then, she was your accomplice.
38:09You and your lover Kerry cooked the whole thing up together.
38:12The truth is, you've been sleeping together for months.
38:16A spa weekend every other week.
38:18The dates of those spa trips wouldn't happen to coincide with Swansea City so much as would they?
38:23Why would we kill Carwin?
38:26Money.
38:27Our guess is that Kerry overheard Carwin on the phone to his solicitor.
38:31They were due to meet to change his will.
38:33You and Kerry knew you only had a little time to stage his suicide.
38:37You saw the ultimate revenge.
38:39You could take everything that was his.
38:41Made a pretty believable suicide motive.
38:44The businessman defrauding his company.
38:47Caught out by his partner.
38:48Ends it all.
38:49You were clever.
38:51But neither of you have thought about Carwin's true drives.
38:54He would never defraud his company.
38:56He would be stealing from his father.
38:58His family name.
38:59Oh, you've got nothing here.
39:00Actually, we've not got nothing.
39:02Sorry, that's confusing.
39:03I mean, we've got some...
39:04We've got a thing.
39:06This always bugged me, but I couldn't figure out why.
39:09It's the way it was said.
39:10Sign for delivery now.
39:13No bookshop sends books like that.
39:15You sent it so that you could be at the front door when the postman came.
39:18A perfect alibi.
39:20That's your proof.
39:22My solicitor will laugh you out of court.
39:23Maybe not when they see this CCC TV footage of you sending the package.
39:31Oh, you were clever.
39:32I had to check every post office in a 30-mile radius.
39:35Oh, Don looks so annoyed.
39:36You messed up too.
39:38We took your overalls in for testing.
39:40You never guess where forensics linked them to.
39:42I'll fill you in at the station.
39:47Very good.
39:49So is this going to be on the telly?
39:54Both of them are saying the other one was the ringleader.
39:56You can hardly shut them up now.
39:58I thought you'd be pleased.
40:00I am.
40:01Tell your face.
40:03Alright, you know what?
40:04Actually, I am a bit upset.
40:06Not just because I now have to tell the Chief Super
40:09that we had a civilian involved in our investigation.
40:12I've been trying to guide you as an officer for years.
40:15You don't have to be jealous of John Chappell.
40:16So not jealous.
40:17No, he helped me a little bit here.
40:19But honestly, it was your guidance that helped me crack the case.
40:23You know, he had no evidence.
40:24So I went to CCTV, details, and I found some.
40:27Even said to myself,
40:28Janie, don't walk without your laces done up.
40:32Really?
40:34100%.
40:34Well, good work.
40:38But see that this John Chappell nonsense done happening again?
40:41You're a good detective.
40:42You don't need fictional detectives helping you.
40:45And, um,
40:48I'll have a think about that DI position.
40:50Maybe you are ready.
40:52Hey!
40:54You really said that to yourself?
40:57Yeah.
41:06Well, now Danielle's out the picture, everything goes to the next of kin.
41:10Looks like Joyce Pugh might be able to buy some new tea towels now.
41:12Her granddaughter's a millionaire.
41:13She's probably more relieved that this is all over.
41:15She didn't have to kill Carwin as planned.
41:18What?
41:19Didn't you get that, Janie?
41:20Caesar just called me Janie.
41:23It's not a dream.
41:2490% of me knows that.
41:25Oh, for goodness sake, leave off.
41:26Oh, the dug-up foxgloves.
41:29A poison tea for lunch in Carwin's diary.
41:31She was going to do it that afternoon.
41:33Very Agatha Christie.
41:34Traditional.
41:35Like her tea towel.
41:36Yeah.
41:37Oh, she had to kill him.
41:38To keep her granddaughter and the memory of her son.
41:42John Chappell.
41:44We make a good team.
41:45Of sorts.
41:46Yeah.
41:47I'm the inspiration.
41:48You're the perspiration.
41:51Are you calling me Sweat?
41:53It was a compliment.
41:55Oh, you're a hard worker.
41:56You're very diligent.
41:57It's impressive.
41:59Now, why don't we move on to why you're really here?
42:03I presume you're stuck on a case.
42:05Oh, great.
42:05I'm Sweat and I'm thick.
42:07I am actually capable of solving crimes without your help.
42:10We're done.
42:14All right, fine.
42:16There's been a weird spate of local burglaries and someone keeps leaving dead birds at the scene.
42:19Proper head-scratcher.
42:21I need your help and don't look so smug about it.
42:23Wasn't so hard, was it?
42:25You're an annoying sword, John Chappell.
42:27I just want to know one.
42:28I'm not annoying.
42:30Well, not annoying.
42:31More scintillating the ear.