00:00Childish Dad Wears Diapers at Church and Gets Arrested
00:21Dave, you are way too old to be watching Paw Patrol, that is for babies and toddlers only, not for
00:27you.
00:28Get up off the couch, and get changed in a formal outfit, we are going to church today.
00:34What? Oh no. Not again, you are not taking me to that boring fucked up cruel place, because the man
00:41over there is a piece of shit to me, and always screams in my face, I refuse to go, and
00:45you will never make me.
00:47Dave, you get your butt upstairs to your room and get changed in your formal outfit, we need to give
00:52thanks to God for all the blessings we have, you do not have an option here,
00:56I forbid you to stay home.
00:58No, I am not going, I will never go back there ever, and you cannot make me. I rather spend
01:04my time at the park than go to that stupid boring place.
01:06Dave, get changed or else you are grounded.
01:08No.
01:09That's it, I was going to take you all to the theater to watch Zootopia 2 afterwards, but since you
01:15don't want to come, you are grounded, and will not see this movie, go to your room, and do whatever
01:20the fuck you want, we will see you later.
01:22Okay, okay, I'm going, I want to see Zootopia 2 so bad.
01:27Ha, well that did the trick.
01:32Well Dave, you are not alone, I am also forced to go to church as well, and I don't want
01:37to go.
01:38But hey, I got a evil plan, I got Mickey Mouse pull-ups to give to you, you will take
01:44off your clothes and act like a baby in front of everyone, since I heard on the news you love
01:49doing that in a Walmart.
01:50Oh my goodness, are you serious? Alright, let's do that then.
02:02Welcome to our today's church service. Come inside and take your seat.
02:10Oh no, not the primary of a mentally insane leader, I swear to the love of fuck.
02:16If your husband makes a really bad choice, I mean, a very bad choice, I am calling the fucking police.
02:24Come problem.
02:24Oh, this fucker is already treating me like shit, I don't want to go in water, water.
02:36Dave, Manga, fucking, Frankie, Johnson, you better stop with your childish antics, I know the movie would be too full
02:43forever.
02:44Stop fucking crying right now and calm down, or else we go straight home.
02:48Don't worry, he's not going to misbehave, I've got this under control.
02:53Oh, you better, because if he causes a huge fucking curse in my church, I will for real call the
02:59cops on him.
03:01Guys, I need to go to the bathroom before I sit down.
03:04Okay, Dave.
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03:11Thank you, Ella.
03:13No problem, Dave.
03:17All right, welcome to today's church service.
03:20Now, please rise up for the opening hymn.
03:26Bye.
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09:20and look at yourself in the mirror you are acting like a big baby and you are
09:25so going on YouTube because everyone needs to see how much of a big baby you
09:30are I will not tell you again you retarded motherfucker in the white shirt
09:33I am pants I said stop recording me what delete the fucking video recording now
09:40bitch whoa now what did you just call me did you actually call me a retarded
09:46motherfucker Wow your behavior is hilarious keep it up but I won't stop
09:52recording you that's it I will fucking poop on your face to see how you like it
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10:45No, no, you will fucking apologize to Dave. Can't believe you would make such a plan like that. Do that
10:51to your own friend. Like, you literally have no fucking common sense at all, do you?
10:55This is all Ella's fault, and I regret wearing diapers at church. I will give her a piece of my
11:00mind.
11:03Dave, I am really, really, really, really sorry for coming up with the idea for you to take off your
11:10clothes and wear diapers at church and act like a baby, and get you in jail. That was a very
11:15stupid messed up idea of me, if you will ever forgive me.
11:18No Ella, you are not sorry. It is all your fucking fault, slutface. I should have never fucking been your
11:24friend to begin with. You are the worst friend ever to me. You got me fucked in the church, because
11:29you are the one who came up with the idea for me to wear diapers at church and act like
11:32a baby in front of everyone, and now I am in jail because of you. I am never forgiving you.
11:37Now get the fuck out of my face and go fuck yourself. We are never going to be friends ever
11:42again.
11:46Not my problem Ella. Stop with the damn crying. You brought this upon yourself. You know what? I will tell
11:52the officer to also lock you in jail. Officer, can you put Ella in the jail cell? Oh, with pleasure.
12:00Get in there you.
12:02Well, just fucking well. You got us both locked in the dirty shithole. This is all on you, you fucking
12:07shithead.
12:09No, get your filthy ass away from me. I don't want to be touched by lack of common sense idiot
12:14face like you. You even had me recorded by a man, and now I am on YouTube.
12:19That's right, I'm a loser. I'm the worst person in the world to ever exist, and you make me look
12:23like a fucking baby monster.
12:26Actually, it is your fault. You are the one who does not have common sense either. All I wanted was
12:31some comedy from my favorite friend at the church.
12:34Comedy? How the fuck do you call me getting into a massive problem comedy? Oh, that is it. You are
12:40so going to get it.
12:46That is what you get for coming up with a fucked up idea and getting that shit in my mind
12:50and letting me get into such a massive problem when locked up in this jail cell. You are the worst,
12:55worst, friend to ever exist on earth.
13:00Broadway?!
13:19Waaaaiiiieieieieieieieieieieieieieieeeieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieie, how could you beat me up like that, you traitor?
13:25Why are you?
13:27I am such a retarded piece of shit who won't know any better. I am a huge disgrace to the
13:32world. Everything is so hopeless.
13:43Hey, Dave.
13:44Oh, what the fuck do you want you evil shit face?
13:47Dave stop calling me names. If you want to do what I have planned, you will stop treating me like
13:53shit and start treating me nicely again.
13:56Oh, what is your plan? Break out of jail and burn down the church. Thank you, we will be executed
14:02for sure if we do that.
14:04No Dave, just listen to me. Using Vion logic, we can teleport to the men's house and delete the video
14:10for good, so no one will ever see it ever.
14:13Also again Dave, I'm sorry for the huge embarrassment at the church, I know, I am such a piece of
14:19fuck, I regret giving you that idea, but if we can reverse it and be friends again?
14:24You really think I will be your friend again after what you did?
14:28Not if I don't reverse the damage, yeah. Vion logic, activate.
14:35Don't take your clothes off, Dave.
14:37Oh, you think I easily forgot what you did? Nope, no no, you guys get out of my church, now.
14:43Oh fuck. I time traveled back too before the big baby took off the clothes. Oh damn Vion logic. Now
14:51I can't post it to YouTube.
14:53Oh, nice try Ella, you are still grounded for what you did.
14:57Oh, you really think you can just time travel back and reverse the damage you've done?
15:02No way!
15:03Nope. Let's go home right now you sick to the face monster.
15:10You are so grounded for one millennium after wearing diapers at church and trying to reverse the damage you have
15:16done and deleting the video you are recorded by.
15:18Get your stupid ass up to your room right now.
15:22Why?
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