00:00Childish dad wears diapers at Walmart and gets arrested.
00:03Oh man. I want to wear diaper again.
00:06Ever since I married with Catherine she forced me to stop wearing them at age 23.
00:11And, I know I'm 38, but I still want to wear tulips.
00:15You know what, I'm just going to walk to Walmart because I don't want to ask Catherine to take me
00:20since the answer is always no.
00:37Hey! I'm a little kid! Hi! This is my voice! Hey! I'm a little kid!
00:45Oh no. Do you again. Retard. This is like, fucked up. So fucked up.
00:51I'm reporting this to the manager and the police will be coming.
00:55That was extremely illegal of you to do that. You know what?
00:58You will be reporting. No exceptions.
01:06I haven't fucking gotten caught up to me and sweeps so fucking super hard by it and it's only like
01:11shit.
01:12Oh! Do you not start with me about drag?
01:15What?
01:16I don't think if I can do anything to you. If I can kill me with a fist and scream
01:20at me, like a fucking monster on my face.
01:22If I can prove to some time with Kevin, at last, you always try me with no respect.
01:26The police will be so fucking hard by it and we like it and it's only like time and you
01:31will sell me like shit.
01:32How the fuck could you?
01:36What?
01:36Says the guy who picked up baby diapers, took off McCurve and bugged and went naked, and put the diaper
01:43on for everything you want to see.
01:44That is a huge memo and you will do better than that. Like, how we targeted on you. You know
01:50what now?
01:50No, I will just get the manager over here to deal with your car baby through and catch your asshole.
01:56You are punished.
01:58Once in for all.
01:58Sound fucking hard on me talking to you with a freak. Hello?
02:02Can you talk to me with a black mother?
02:04Run!
02:08Oh my god. What a freaking weirdo. Taking off his clothes and putting on a diaper. I'm nine and I
02:13don't wear diapers anymore. And I also don't throw those stupid tantrums like that anymore.
02:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha. If it isn't the cry baby asshole, why the fuck did you take off
02:25your clothes and put on those Paw Patrol diapers? Wow.
02:29Why?
02:31I hate being an adult. People think I'm a baby. Why?
02:49I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:50I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:51I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:54I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:55I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:55I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:56I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:57I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
02:59I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult. I hate being an adult.
03:01I hate being an adult
03:30You, fucking, get up off the floor.
03:33Put your fucking clothes back on.
03:35And hands behind your back.
03:38Ouch, ouch.
03:39Oh, and don't you dare fucking move.
03:41It will not end well for you.
03:43You are under arrest for taking your clothes off in public.
03:46And you are paying a fine of $30 for the baby diapers you fucking stole.
03:50You are wondering when you're way too old to be wearing those.
03:53Only babies wear diapers, not adults.
03:55And you know that very well.
03:57Oh, and I told you that you were permanently banned from coming to this Walmart for destroying
04:01the aisles months ago.
04:02You know what?
04:03I don't even know what to say to you.
04:05Like this has got to be the worst thing you ever did in public.
04:08You literally embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in the store.
04:11That is super violent of you to do that.
04:13You know what?
04:14You're fucking out of here.
04:15Do not fucking say a word.
04:25Dave, your one month is officially over.
04:28And your wife is here to pick you up.
04:30Why?
04:32I don't want to go home.
04:33I don't want to go.
04:36Dave Franklin Johnson.
04:38You are free to go out of jail.
04:40And that is final.
04:41So come on.
04:42You are no longer under arrest.
04:44You are free to go.
04:45Come with me now.
04:46Or I can drag you out myself.
04:52Wow.
04:52Where are you coming from?
04:54After one month?
04:55How did you even get in jail?
04:57Um, I just went out.
04:59You better give me a better excuse than that.
05:01You didn't just go to nowhere.
05:02Where did you go?
05:04I just went to Walmart to try out diapers for myself.
05:08Dave, I don't even know what to say to you.
05:10You have gone too far.
05:12I am very furious, especially when I told you a million times to not act like you are two years
05:17old.
05:18You know what?
05:19Go upstairs to your room and stay there for a while.
05:22Matter of fact, you can stay there for the rest of the day, and I can talk to you later.
05:27You know what?
05:29Give me all your electronics.
05:31I want everything.
05:32I don't care if it is an electric pen.
05:34Bring it the fuck downstairs.
05:36Oh, and when you brought all of it downstairs, you go back upstairs to your room.
05:42You are fucking granddad for union.
05:44You are fucking granddad.
05:45You can touch me again.
Comments