00:00Childish dad gets sent to boot camp.
00:02Ella and Estina, get your butt downstairs right this instant, we want to talk with you.
00:08What is it, mommy, what do you need?
00:10We decided we were not going to have you serve community service, now that you have been released out of
00:15jail, we have finally made up our minds on what we are going to do with you.
00:20We are going to send you to boot camp, to teach you how to act like a mature girl, because
00:24you are not allowed to watch baby shows anymore, you are 15 years old in 9th grade already.
00:30Not a 3 year old girl anymore, and you are going to learn your lesson.
00:34What? No, not boot camp. They torture you there, I am a beautiful girl, please don't send me there.
00:42Too bad you mentally dumb girl, you are going to boot camp whenever you like it or not, so we
00:46are going to go pack upstairs, and you will not be bringing your girly toys there, because you are too
00:51old for those toys.
00:53Why? I don't want to go to boot camp, I do not want to go to boot camp, I don't
01:03want to go, I am a beautiful girl.
01:05Ella, stop with the childish behavior right now.
01:09This is exactly what the hell we mean, you do not ever act your age, you refuse to watch stuff
01:14that I is suitable for your age, and you play with baby girl toys, so we will be sending you
01:19to boot camp, and you will be broken down mentally.
01:22Oh, not only you are going, Dave will also be coming, the grown upie that acts like a baby too
01:28and is your friend, you were in jail with him.
01:31In fact, I have his wife's contact information, so I am going to text her that you are coming with
01:36him, and you will go in their car, and you will suffer big time with him.
01:43Dave Franklin Johnson, come here now, I need to have a serious talk with you.
01:49That's great, what do you want entitled Karen?
01:52First of all, do not call me an entitled Karen, second of all, I decided that I am not going
01:58to have you do community service.
02:03Yay, I'm free, I'm free, thank you Catherine.
02:07No way!
02:08Oh, fuck, no, you are not off the hook, Dave, instead you are going to boot camp with your little
02:15girlfriend, who you did the destruction with, and you will finally learn how to act like a grown man.
02:20Because, they will break your ass so damn mentally.
02:28Why don't I want to go to boot camp, eh?
02:33Shut up, exactly.
02:35That's the reason why your ass is being sent to boot camp, because you're always through a tantrum when things
02:41don't go your way, and you watch baby shows and refuse to watch stuff made for your age.
02:46You need to stop acting like you have mental disabilities.
02:58Anyways, this Friday, October the 10th, you are leaving to go to boot camp, your little girlfriend will be dropped
03:04off here and you both will get ready to get in the car, and it is an 8 hour long
03:08drive to boot camp.
03:13Goodbye, Ella, and have fun at boot camp. We hope you suffer.
03:19Well, I'm going to boot camp with you. Anyways, what is your name?
03:23I am Dave, and I'm going to secretly bring Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I put the DVD inside this DVD case
03:29to trip Catherine, but in reality we are going to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
03:33You'll be surprised once we get in the car.
03:36Nice, I am Ella, and over there we will try and have fun together, and let's hope it is not
03:42as bad as we think it will be.
03:44Dave and Ella, it's time to go to boot camp. Get in the car.
03:48Well, Dave, it's time for an adventure with the two of us.
03:52Wow, you have TVs in your car?
03:55Oh yes, I do.
03:56That's sick.
03:57Catherine, can I watch a movie in the car?
04:00Oh, God no. Hell no.
04:03We are not playing any movies. You will sit there and do nothing during the 8 hour long car ride.
04:08You've been really bad.
04:09Also, I bet you will play a baby movie, so that is a big no.
04:13Oh, come on Catherine. All I want is to play Pirates of the Caribbean. Don't you want me to act
04:18like a grown man?
04:20Ugh, fine. That's a really good movie to choose. Even though it's PG-13, you can put the disc in
04:27Dave.
04:27Oh boy, thank you so much Catherine.
04:30Yeah, whatever.
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05:52Baloo, the bear that raised him.
05:54And the friendship that lasted a lifetime.
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06:10The jungle has never looked this good.
06:13It's beautiful, ain't it?
06:14And your favorite songs have never sounded better.
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07:24All right, come on, babes.
07:25It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite
07:31atrocious. If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
07:39A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down. Practically perfect
07:47in every way.
07:48Merry Christmas, can't be gone.
07:49Can't be gone, can't be gone, can't be gone, can't be gone, can't be done, can't be gone.
08:03When you're with Mary Poppins, suddenly you'll win places you've never dreamed of.
08:47What happened?
08:48I don't know.
08:49Is everyone all right?
08:52Your dress.
08:53And that's my dress.
08:55Do you realize what this means?
08:58Somebody switched our heads.
09:00No, no, no, no.
09:01Somebody switched our talent.
09:04Look at all this water.
09:08Tink!
09:08Ow!
09:09I didn't do anything.
09:10I just...
09:12Could you stop not doing anything before we dren...
09:15Ow!
09:16Ow!
09:17You're a fast-flying fairy now.
09:21And I'm a garden fairy.
09:24Ew, ew, get him off, get him off, get him off!
09:27Hmph, looks like I'm an animal fairy now.
09:31It went like clockwork, just as the captain said.
09:35Pirates!
09:37Pirates!
09:37Aaaaah!
09:38Aaaaaah!
09:39I'm a lady!
09:40Aaaaaah!
09:40She rises and I am the boy!
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10:57What the fuck! Dave, mother, fucking, Frenchy, Johnson, you, fucking, lead, to, me.
11:05That's it, enough is enough, no more moving.
11:08What? Why the fuck can't I take it out?
11:11What the fuck is this trap?
11:13Dave, you're in so much fucking trouble, I'm going to find a way to get this trap out so I
11:18can take out the disc.
11:19Moose-ka, Mickey Mouse. Say it with me.
11:24Me-ska, moose-ka, Mickey Mouse.
11:27Moose-ka, moose-ka, m, i, c, k, e, y, m, o, u, s, e, e, e, e, e, e,
11:38e.
11:38M-I-C-K-E-Y, m, o, u, s, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e,
11:38e.
11:38You, I cannot fucking believe you.
11:40Actually, you know what? I can, because you're always a sneaky.
11:45It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
11:48Come inside, it's fun inside
11:51It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
11:53Roll call!
11:55Donald!
11:56What's up?
11:56Daisy!
11:57Here!
11:58Goofy!
11:59Here!
12:00Pluto!
12:00Oh!
12:01Minnie!
12:02I'm here!
12:03Mickey!
12:03I'm here!
12:06It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
12:08Come inside, it's fun inside
12:11M-I-C-K-E-Y
12:14M-O-U-S-E
12:19Mickey Mouse Clubhouse presents
12:22Super Adventure!
12:31Zoom!
12:33Wow!
12:34Oh boy!
12:36Gosh, this comic book adventure sure is exciting!
12:41Oh!
12:42Hi everybody!
12:44Welcome to our clubhouse!
12:46Today, my pals and I are pretending we are superheroes!
12:50Want to play along with us?
12:53Well, hot dog!
12:58Look out!
13:00Look at me!
13:01Look at me!
13:02Ow!
13:04I'm flying!
13:06Hey!
13:07It's Super Goof!
13:08Yee-hoo!
13:13Hello, Mickey!
13:14Hi, Mickey!
13:15Wow!
13:16You two look super!
13:18Thanks!
13:19Thank you!
13:20So who's gonna play the back today?
13:22W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!
13:25You two look super!
13:25That's what you're supposed to do
13:29I'm Swiss Hickey!
13:29Yeah, that's what?
13:30I'm 65
13:30So who's going to play?
13:31Now
13:31You go to I am
13:31I
13:31Love
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