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00:00Childish Dad misbehaves at Nickelodeon Resort Hotel Grounded.
00:04Alright family, for Yamaha's 13th birthday, we are going on the cruise ship sailing from Key West to Cancun to
00:10the Nickelodeon Resort Hotel in Riviera Maya, and then after that, we will fly home.
00:16Oh my God! Are you serious? Oh boy oh boy oh boy, hopefully no one will ruin my fun like
00:22everyone does to me all the time.
00:23Hold it right there Dave. There is a high chance that some of the attractions over there will be only
00:29for kids and not for your age. Such as the water parks and other things there too. So you better
00:34be on your best behavior while we're there. You have five strikes, if you lose them all, you are grounded.
00:41Got that?
00:42Uh, okay Catherine, I will behave.
00:45So, we will leave on Wednesday May the 13th, and May the 20th is Emma's birthday, and we come back
00:51home on May the 25th.
00:56Well, because my stupid dumb wife sold the old car, I will bring this to watch my movies in the
01:01car on the way to the airport there.
01:11Now, time to put my plan into action.
01:22and you have a moment on the wrong way to the other.
01:24Now, the moral of my family calls all the time I know and I know and I know and I
01:24can't do that but not.
01:26But the main thing should be all about that.
01:33Let's hope it's not broken.
01:35I can't hear you do that.
01:37it should not have done that.
01:38It should be presented for some of my many issues.
01:41Here, please read.
01:43All right, I have the first time I don't have the time left,
01:43Let's hope it's not broken.
01:43Without it
01:44Alright
01:47Alright
01:47I think we're doing it
01:49I don't know what the hell is wrong
01:53I think
01:55We should be there
02:04Alright way to go
02:13We're going to put the phone
02:15Don't worry
02:16This Disney Daily Day is announced
02:18with Disney's Fastball
02:19The initial option of its features
02:22by the camera on the camera
02:23Don't think this fastball
02:25will be able to run any time
02:27or the next player of the camera
02:32Alright
02:32I don't know
02:35I don't know
02:35I don't know
02:36There's a pet line
02:47there's a pet line
02:50I don't know
02:53I don't know
03:01Alright here we are
03:08In two town keep twenty wizards, raise their wands and feed some lizards. Can you count how many swarms the
03:14strongest of the wizards formed? One, two, three, four, five!
03:20In two town keep twenty witches, two ran off with all the riches. Can you count how many pots the
03:26richest of the witches got?
03:32Eight, nine, ten!
03:37Thanks Clover! Okay, who wants you guys?
03:40What? Sophia spent so much time in those animals. I spent a lot of time with reds.
03:45You take him from the box, James. You don't like these conversations on him. I mean, does she really think
03:51she can talk to animals? How would I go to the animals?
03:54Sure Clover, you can say any rhyme you want.
04:08What the f**k are you watching dad?
04:11Um, nothing.
04:14Look what dad is watching.
04:16Look what dad is watching.
04:16No, you will flip off mom.
04:20Dave, mother, f**king, franklin, johnson, seriously.
04:24You are f**king watching Sophie the First on your f**king portable DVD device.
04:30How many, mother, f**king, times do I have to repeat this s**t?
04:35Sophie the First is for little girls only, not for grown men like you.
04:40I got her first f**king strike.
04:42For more than you are grounded.
04:44Now you're going to remain seated and you're not doing anything throughout the carload.
04:51Whoa, why the f**k are you guys so mean to me?
04:56I was not even bothering any of you guys.
04:58Dave, shut the f**k up or else you will get your second strike.
05:20This is the hotel we will stay at for one night until we take off to our destination for the
05:25cruise ship in Key West.
05:27Welcome to Fairfield Inn by Marriott. Are you Katherine Johnson?
05:31Yes, that is me, and I booked a night here.
05:35Okay, your room is on the second floor, room 202.
05:42Well guys, let's go to sleep and call it a day.
05:46We will be leaving tomorrow.
06:16Alright family, we are now going to pack up and leave the hotel.
06:33We are going to spend 8 hours driving all the way to Key West Florida to get on our cruise
06:38ship.
07:07We will check out of the session!
07:08We need to load up the car with more gas, and then we will continue our trip to the cruise
07:12ship.
07:30Here we are guys, let's get all our luggage out and board the cruise ship.
07:39Alright everybody, this is our hotel room until we arrive at our destination.
07:43How about we go downstairs to eat lunch?
07:50Well guys, it looks like we're departing from the cruise line dock.
07:55Anyways, let's go and eat lunch.
08:02How can I take your order today?
08:04Can we eat the brine with the crispy chicken tenders with fries and a roti please?
08:09I would also like the crispy chicken tenders with fries and a roti.
08:13I would like the butter bowl, filled with chicken, served with warm jasmine rice please.
08:18Anything else?
08:19No thank you, we're good for now.
08:21Okay, I got you.
08:37Alright guys, what do you want to do?
08:40Me and Emma want to go to the water park.
08:43I want to go too.
08:44Well, let's go back to the hotel room and get changed.
08:54Yo!
09:25You are too big to play here.
09:28Go up to the normal water slides.
09:30This area is only for kids and not for adults.
09:34Wait, what?
09:36Are you saying I can't play here because I am too old?
09:39Exactly.
09:40Now please leave the attraction right this instant.
09:44Excuse me?
09:45But who do you think you are to ruin my fun like that?
09:48You better not fucking do this to me.
09:50Let me play on the playground water park you couldn't.
09:52Or I will tell the manager you are fucking with me and doing your job incorrectly.
09:57Hey!
09:58That is no way to talk to me mister.
10:00Am I going to have to get security to escort you out of this attraction?
10:09I want to play on the water play area.
10:11I want to play on the water play area.
10:13I want to play on the water play area.
10:15Let me play on the water play area right now you could.
10:21Sir, I already told you, you are too big for this water play area and go to the big water
10:27slides right now.
10:29There is a sign that this place is only for kids ages 12 and under here.
10:33And you are well beyond that age range.
10:37No, I do not give a shit.
10:39I will play in this fucking attraction whenever the fuck I want to.
10:42I fucking hate age limits so much.
10:43It ruins my life and I do not deserve this shit.
10:46There are age limits for these attractions for a reason.
10:49It is to keep everyone safe.
10:50We have a very strict policy about the age limit on this attraction and so on more here.
10:56Now, please leave the area and go to the other slides right now.
11:45You asked for it.
11:48Security, please come quick.
11:50There is a grown-up man who is throwing a tantrum on the floor because he wants to play on
11:54the Splash Away Bay.
11:55And he is too old for it.
11:57And he is refusing to get out.
11:59Please come quick.
12:01Do you realize you are embarrassing yourself right now?
12:06Everyone is looking at you.
12:08I don't care.
12:09All I want is to play in Splash Away Bay and you will not fucking let me war.
12:19What the hell is going on here?
12:21And yes, I am his husband.
12:24Your husband is throwing a fit because I told him to leave the place as this area is only for
12:29children.
12:31Dave, this attraction is only for children.
12:34You are 38.
12:35Get up off the floor and come with me right now.
12:38Or else you're going to.
12:41Oh no you don't.
12:47We're going to have to go straight back to the hotel room and talk about your behavior.
12:54Dave, mother, fucking, franklin, johnson, your behavior down there was extremely fucking unacceptable and upsetting.
13:02You are not allowed to go to any attractions that look like they are designed for kids only.
13:08You got your second strike.
13:10Three more than you are grounded.
13:12Go straight to your room and think about what you did and you will stay there for the rest of
13:16the day.
13:17What?
13:33Go straight to your room and think about what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:37what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:37what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:38what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:38what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:39what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:41what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:42what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:45what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:45what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:46what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and what you did and
13:51what
14:02I'm not going to die.
14:28Dave, fucking, Franklin, Johnson, shut up, or else you will get your third strike.
14:38Dave, we are going out to dinner, but you are not coming due to the way you behaved earlier.
14:43So you will stay here and we will bring your dinner up to you when we are done.
14:50Dave, I got the food picked up, we are eating in the hotel room instead.
14:59Catherine, what the fuck is this shit? Why did you give me sushi with leaves?
15:04Dave, yes, that is what we are eating for dinner, sushi, and salad, because we are trying the other meals
15:10served on the cruise ship.
15:15Ooh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Disgusting. There's no way in living fuck.
15:20You're making me eat the shit. I want something else instead.
15:23Dave, I am not in the mood for your bullshit tonight. Eat your dinner right now.
15:35Dave, mother, fucking, Franklin, Johnson, you sickening ass garbage fuckface.
15:41How dare you vomit all over our fucking dinner, I wasted 60 fucking dollars on this food,
15:48and now we don't have anything to eat for dinner thanks to your fucked up behavior.
15:52That is your third fucking strike. Two more than you are grounded.
15:57You are in timeout for the rest of tonight. Go straight to your fucking home right now.
16:03Oh, and now I don't get me right now.
16:05Oh, and now I know your fuck.
16:19That's why I can't be so hungry for you.
16:20You are not and oh katie, but I don't have anything to eat for dinner thanks to your fucking act.
16:28Of course, therous core of the song goes all over the song.
16:51Now, your yass will be staying in this room for the rest of the time that you're on this cruise
16:55ship.
16:56There will be no more fun for you on this cruise ship ever.
16:59Since you want to act like a baby and disobey the rules on this ship.
17:03Stay in there and think about what you have done.
17:06And I'd better not hear you leaving this room and going out to have fun.
17:10Whoa! This is fucking retarded.
17:15I can hear what you were saying you know.
17:20I am going to take a little walk.
17:26Oh my god. They have been into a play area. I'm so going on that.
17:30Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
17:36Oh my god. This grown up man is way too big to be playing at that play area.
17:41Oh, that is it. I'm getting my mate and we'll have a word with him.
17:51Out of this play area right now. This place is only for little children. And you are a grown up
17:57man.
17:57I heard you threw a tantrum over not being able to play at the splash away bay kitty water park.
18:03And now you are playing on the toddler play area. If you don't listen to us, we will have to
18:07do this the hard way to you.
18:09Oh man. Why is literally everything you have to prevent me from doing. I am not even bothering you. Let
18:15me continue playing on the play structure. It really is so much fun.
18:19No. Now get out. Now. That's in order. Out. Out. Out.
18:41Not this again. Sir, I already told you that this play area is only for toddlers and tiny
18:47children, and you are way way way too old to play on this play structure.
18:52These rules exist for a reason, it is to keep everyone safe, and prevent injuring tiny
18:56children. Now get out of the play area, or else we will have to do this to you.
19:49We will have to do this to you.
19:51Dude get up off the floor right now. You are embarrassing yourself.
19:57Dave, fucking, Johnson, I said you were supposed to stay in the hotel room and not go anywhere.
20:03That is so freaking it. You got your fourth strike. One more, then you are done. Let's go right now.
20:11No, I want to play on the play area some more.
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20:27Oh. That is so freaking it bro. You're getting kicked out of the cruise ship. Let's go.
20:33Whoooooohh!
20:34Help. Help. Help. These people are kidnapping me.
20:38Shut the freaking up.
20:39Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired!
20:42No no no no no no no!
20:45Aaaaaah!
20:50No, no, no, no, no. Come back, cruise ship. I need to get to make the Logan Resort Hotel. No,
20:55no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:59Well, well, well, if it isn't the bad behaved tantrum man child, I'm not letting him catch up to this
21:04cruise ship. Time to turn off the lights.
21:25Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The cruise ship lights came off and
21:31now I can't catch up. I'm going to be a lost man out at sea. No, no, no, no, no,
21:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:47Talk to me, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby.
21:55I'm not letting go crazy, crazy.
21:59I keep on hoping, cake by the ocean.
22:03I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go,
22:14don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby.
22:20I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go,
22:23don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby.
22:23I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go,
22:23don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby.
22:23I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm not letting go, don't miss it, baby. I'm
23:13Oh, this shit is so hopeless. I can't even find any land up ahead, and I am lost at sea.
23:19Can this horrible vacation get any worse than this?
23:24Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, look what we have here, Dave Johnson who has completely been extremely naughty
23:31and now is thrown off on the icon of the sea's cruise ship and lost at sea.
23:34Hey, get your ass on this police helicopter right now. We are flying straight to prison and you will sit
23:40there for the rest of May. Now get on or suffer the consequences.
23:53Now, you are going to sit there and stay still, and like what Bradley said, you will be locked in
23:59prison for the rest of May, and you will be released out when May is over.
24:16Hey, get your ass back in your seat now.
24:19No.
24:20Get the fuck back in your seat or else we will force you down and give you a shot that
24:24will make you fall asleep. We are not fucking around.
24:27Oh, fuck. No. I am not getting poisoned. How about option two? Take this.
25:02God motherfucking damn it.
25:26Oh, for your information, I am the so-called criminal that I am not.
25:34And no fucker is going to get in my way of having fun. I am going to rip the Aramaya,
25:38and you fucked up Cops won't do anything about it.
25:40Oh my god.
25:41Cobra, Cobra, you got two officers down. I am going to need more backup. Have our speedy helicopters track the
25:48man-child down.
25:51Oh, shit. Those helicopters are pointing their guns at me. I better jump out of the helicopter to get airplane
25:57down there before I get on fire.
26:07We're going to make it. We're going to make it.
26:10Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yee-yee-yee.
26:13Catch the plane. The more getting caught by the eyes, what dead cops.
26:17Bonus. Now to catch him with the two officers.
26:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a window seat all to myself, and nobody is ever going
26:28to take it away from me.
27:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:23Hey, everybody, it's me, Mickey Mouse. Say, you want to come inside my clubhouse?
27:31Well, all right, let's go!
27:36Aw, I almost forgot. To make the clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words.
27:44Mees-ka, moos-ka, Mickey Mouse. Say it with me.
27:49Mees-ka, moos-ka, Mickey Mouse.
27:59M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
28:03That's me!
28:11It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside, it's fun inside. It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
28:19Roll call, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, here, Pluto, Minnie, Mickey, right here.
28:31It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside, it's fun inside. M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S
28:41-E.
28:41M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Plus.
28:47M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
28:50M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
28:58M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
29:09M-I-C-E-Y, M-I-C-E-Y, M-I-C-E-Y, M-I-C-E-Y,
29:13M-I-C-E-Y, M-I-C-E-Y.
29:22Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving in Cancun very shortly.
29:26Seatbelt sign is now on. Thanks for flying Delta Airlines with us.
29:30And we hope you enjoyed your flight.
29:33Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
29:37The plane went to the destination I am supposed to arrive nearby.
29:41Looks like I will be actually going to Nickelodeon Resort Hotel.
29:45Oh my god, I can see the hotel from down here too.
29:48Time to jump out of the plane and get to the hotel.
30:20AAAAAAAHHHHH!
30:21AHHHHH!
30:55Time to come back here again.
30:57Stop where you are right now, sir.
31:00You are way too big to play at the Paw Patrol Adventure Bay.
31:03It's only for people no more than a maximum height of 48 inches.
31:07Now get out of the attraction this instant.
31:10No.
31:13Oh, that's it.
31:14I'm calling security on his ass right now.
31:20Wait, the what?
31:30I cannot believe the man-child Dave who blew up American Dream Mall last year is actually back on Nickelodeon
31:37grounds.
31:38This time he is at the Paw Patrol Adventure Bay when he is too old to go on there, as
31:42he is more than the maximum height of 48 inches.
31:45and he was not supposed to come here because he was thrown off the cruise ship because of his bad
31:50behavior. Oh that's it I'm getting Catherine, Brian and Emma and we will go meet Dave at the
31:56Paw Patrol Adventure Bay and he is in big big big big big big big big big trouble with all
32:02of us.
32:05WAIT
32:06ME
32:06ME
32:13YOU
32:15DEFINITELY NEED TO FUCKING LEAVE
32:16I CANNOT BELIEVE
32:18YOU SNUCK ONTO THE PROPERTY OF NICLEODEAN RESORT HOTEL IN RIVIERA MAYA
32:23PLAYED ON THE PAW PATROL KIDIWARA PARK
32:25WHEN YOU WERE WAY WAY WAY TOO BIG AND OLD FOR THIS AREA
32:28You just fucking violated the maximum height of 48 inches for this area.
32:33You are permanently banned from every single fucking Nickelodeon place in the world, and I'm not joking around.
32:40Get fucking changed and leave the place with your family right now.
32:44Dave, Mother, Tracking, Franklin, Johnson, you got your fifth and final strike. I am fed up with your behavior.
33:00Oh my fucking god, Dave, sir. How dare you throw a temper tantrum on the floor like a two-year
33:05-old on the ground, again, and I cannot believe you fucking threw us off the helicopter and snuck here on
33:11Nickelodeon Resort Hotel.
33:13And we were fucking supposed to be in jail for the rest of April, not your ass playing in the
33:17fucking Nickelodeon Hotel in Mexico.
33:20Stop the fucking tantrum now and stay still, or else I will taste you!
33:26Roy弟! I want to play in the Lamone Park! I want to play in the Lamone Park! I want to
33:31play on the Lamone Park! I want to play on the Lamone Park!
33:35Royoy, Roy!
33:37Wow!
34:17waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
34:21that is so motherfucking hit
34:24u are getting tased and were escorted out of the fucking resort hotel
34:27now prepare
34:28because this is really going to hurt
34:30oh fuck it
34:32u ass quit
34:34If you fuckers are not going to let me play in the water parks, I will not destroy the
34:38Nickelodeon Resort Hotel with a military air strike, and no one is going to stop me.
34:43Hey, get the fuck back over here right now.
34:46You are fucking done causing trouble you toddler bitch.
35:16Alright, I see the flare. Now to launch the missile air strike on target.
35:58Absolutely not.
36:00Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
36:10no.
36:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:20Babe mother fking man child cry baby.
36:23I causing so much mother fucking trouble.
36:25Franklin stupid mother fucking Johnson.
36:27How motherfucking dare you destroy the entire Nickelodeon Resort Hotel with a military airstrike?
36:33You are so. So.
36:366666666.
36:37Stay there, and do not move, now.
36:57Dave fucking Franklin Manchild Johnson.
37:01Hands behind your fucking back right now.
37:03You.
37:05Are under arrest.
37:07For the destruction of the entire Nickelodeon Resort Hotel.
37:11You will be paying 700 million dollars for the destruction you have caused and everyone's hospital bills.
37:17And besides, that fucking kiddie water park is only meant for ages 10 and under.
37:22Not fucking adults.
37:24Also.
37:26You are permanently banned from all Nickelodeon resort hotels for the rest of your natural born life.
37:32I don't know what the fuck to say about this.
37:34And you are throwing a massive temper tantrum on the floor like a fucking toddler bitch cry baby.
37:40And, for what reason?
37:43Over me not being allowed to go on the paw patrol kiddie water park, oh how fucking childish are you?
37:48You know what?
37:50You are fucking out of here.
37:52You hear me?
37:53I suggest you keep your fucking mouth shut, and don't ever say a single fucking thing.
37:59I am so fucking speechless on what you did.
38:03Now come on.
38:05Let's go.
38:06You are fucking out of here.
38:08Once, and for all.
38:11WOOOOO.
38:13WOOOOO.
38:14Help!
38:14Help!
38:15Help!
38:15I have been kidnapped.
38:16I have been kidnapped by these fake dead cops.
38:18Someone help me.
38:19Someone help me.
38:20WEOOOOO.
38:22WOOOOO.
38:40WOOOOO.
38:41Dave, come with me, right now. The police let me take your ass out of jail, and now, we are
38:46going home, and I will give you the ultimate punishment once we get home. And you will love it.
38:55Catherine, that's the wrong exit. It is three more exits to go.
38:59Dave, who is the one driving the car? I am following the GPS back home, and it is telling us
39:05to take the back roads.
39:07Oh, come on, Catherine. I hate the back roads. I want to take the way we came out of when
39:12we went on our trip. I hate going the different way home. It is my OCD.
39:17Too bad. Now, I do not want to argue about the route home. I got to concentrate on the road
39:23and the GPS so we can get home for real.
39:28I want to take the same way. I want to take the same way. I want to take the same
39:32way. I want the highway right now. You can't.
39:34One.
39:37One.
39:39One
39:44One.
39:45Oh,
39:54oh
39:55uh
40:27SHOTS IT!
40:32Now, for your punishment, I'm going to turn you into an old man,
40:36because you're an old man who does not act normal and needs to grow up even more and feel pain
40:41and grounded.
40:45Whoa! I don't want to be an old man, I want to be a kid instead of more freedom.
40:52Not going to happen Dave. Anyways, you are grounded for 10 years and you will not have fun or do
40:58anything you like during that time. Go upstairs right now.
41:02Whoa! My life is even more worse than before.
41:11Shots and기� minutes
41:12Shots and기� snaps
41:12It's a bit more valuable
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