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Deadloch S02E06
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00:04What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be doing this. You're a cop.
00:07Yes, I know I am a cop. That is why I am here. Triviantic Protected Species is profoundly a legal
00:13machine.
00:14Yeah, but this is my first shift. I didn't know it was crow hunting.
00:16Fucking cashing handjobs. It's always something disgusting. Or illegal. Or both.
00:19Okay, let's get in there, boys. We're all alone.
00:22I need to get out of here.
00:23Yeah, so do I. I'll teach degree three back in Dublin.
00:25I'm not about to get locked up from one of your poxy detention centers.
00:27Where will you go? I'll fucking go.
00:30Let's go. Jesus.
00:32Okay. You can just come for me. This way.
00:37Let's get in there, boys. Come on.
00:40My phone's in the chopper. Where's yours?
00:41My phone's dead.
00:44Okay, let's help this guy. He lives on an avocado farm not far from here.
00:48You can go there, charge your phone, and tell someone to pick us up.
00:51How far away is it?
00:52Just 25 k's. What?
00:53We'll be there by sunrise. Come on, ducky.
00:59You two are really lucky we were out on the road.
01:01Leo and I just dropped the backpackers off at the airport.
01:04They made us keep it a secret that they were alive until after they left,
01:06so they didn't have to deal with Ebba's ex.
01:08And look, technically we should have reported it to the authorities,
01:11but when your actions hurt real people, then everybody knows you just have to do the right thing, Rasheed.
01:16Okay, Abby, I know that I stuffed up.
01:18Oh, you reckon cunt?
01:21Yes, I do reckon. And I am trying to get Eddie out of this mess.
01:24That you dumped them in?
01:25Yes, that I dumped them in.
01:27All right.
01:27Leo would never do that to me.
01:28Please leave me out.
01:29Also, as if Eddie killed Bushy. As if!
01:31Okay, I know that Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
01:35I think that Bushy was murdered by someone involved with Jason Wade because he uncovered the Croc safaris.
01:39But there is footage of Eddie following Bushy out of City HQ,
01:44and a bullet from Bushy's murder weapon was found in Eddie's Torchland Cruiser.
01:48So, until we have a reasonable explanation for that five-star buffet of evidence,
01:53there is no way those detectives will drop Eddie as a suspect.
01:56Kath, I love you so much.
01:59I love you too, so much.
02:00The tall-style detectives are in our camper van with two police officers.
02:03They said they had a breakthrough and now they're bagging up all of Eddie's things.
02:06Our piss bucket, their sports bras, Bushy's fuck off on Fishing Hut,
02:09and even her coat cans.
02:10Dossy, they're collecting Eddie's DNA.
02:12I heard them say they're taking them to the crime scene at the DR.
02:16Okay, Kath, everybody, we need to stall those detectives in whatever way you can.
02:20Not you, Rasheen.
02:21Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.
02:22Abby, do you have any idea where Eddie might be?
02:26In the rivers of the sea, there are crocs unseen,
02:29and now this biggest mob, but they're moving upstream.
02:31Crocodiles are deadly. Stay still.
02:33Oh, sorry.
02:34Oi!
02:34Did you know about Jason Wade's croc-cutting safari?
02:38Your dog, the Sadie Box.
02:39Was there last night? Was there a hunt on it?
02:40There was, hey?
02:41Oh, no, words instead of piss, Mick, that's your rule.
02:43You coconut, you said that you were going to work at Lander Crocs
02:45to learn the ropes for our cultural centre,
02:47but as soon as you put on that poxy croc lanyard, you started power-tripping,
02:50ignoring your cultural responsibilities, waxing your thighs,
02:52and now I find out that you're in that daywalker's chopper hunting our totem?
02:56No, I don't go on the hunts.
02:57I'm on the ground, Mick.
02:58Spide uses the drawing to find the shock crocs,
03:00and Jason gets me to collect them in an esky
03:02because he knows that it's not illegal for me to have them.
03:04What? Why isn't it illegal?
03:05It's cultural reasons.
03:06It's none of your business.
03:07Look, I'm really sorry, Mick.
03:09I tried to quit, but Jason said I'm in too deep now.
03:11I'm scared of him, sis.
03:12True God, the dude doesn't blink.
03:13Who are those detectives?
03:15Collins.
03:16I'm not answering. She's dead to me.
03:17Okay, Al.
03:18So you're not one of the big boys playing kill, kill, bang, bangs,
03:21but who is involved?
03:22Whose card is this?
03:23We know it belongs to Wade's liaison.
03:25We think this bloke bummed off Don Darrell,
03:27but he's dangerous, Al.
03:28He's a dangerous liaison.
03:30Dude, as if Jason would tell me who they are.
03:31I'm just black cladding.
03:32Hang on, did you just say they?
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:34Wait, is it Leo?
03:37Fuck, mementos!
03:38Oh, it's always the ones you least expect!
03:40Fucking rolled again!
03:41No, they, because there's been more than one liaison.
03:44They got rid of the first one six months ago.
03:46Shit, Reddy.
03:47That's why there's two numbers on the card.
03:49Yeah.
03:49Okay.
03:50Okay, so we just need to connect Jason with these hunts
03:54and they hit on Don.
03:55He's using a burner to call these liaisons.
03:56We've got to find it.
03:57Buffnuss, can you get us into his office?
03:58It's Dulcy.
03:59I know Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
04:01This is all my fault.
04:01I spent the night trying to make this right.
04:03She keeps going, apologising, listing her mistakes.
04:05Hey, shame.
04:06Did she have an affair?
04:07Give me that.
04:07Oh, excuse me.
04:08You're on the hook for murder and she wants to help get you off.
04:10No, that's not our vibe at all.
04:11Get off!
04:12I meant legally, not sexually!
04:14Oh my goodness, I'm getting all flustered because you're making me defend a cop and your
04:17hair's all out!
04:19Can I go?
04:20No!
04:21Brady, I'm sick of your dead to me shit.
04:22Look, I know that what Dulcy did was a dog act, okay?
04:25But she's trying to take responsibility and fix it.
04:27Yeah, she fucked up.
04:28But you fucked up too.
04:29And fucked up places create fucked up people that do fucked up things.
04:32Nothing here is ever black and white.
04:34Zebras are.
04:35And actually, you know what?
04:36Actually, if you think I'm a fuck up as well then I'll just go.
04:39So you're binning yourself now?
04:40No, you're binning me.
04:41I don't bin people.
04:42That's proper carceral thinking.
04:43You need to decolonise your mind, sis.
04:45Do the work because I'm trying to keep you.
04:48Hey, I could break into Jason's office.
04:50What?
04:51Yeah.
04:52I could.
04:52I could sneak in.
04:53I can wear the chomp costume.
04:55Try and find his Lisa boner.
04:56You?
04:56Sneak in.
04:57But he can't even do Gwyneth quietly.
04:58No, no, no.
04:58Me and Reddy will go.
04:59You take the kids fishing.
05:00Oh, Mick.
05:01It's about the storm.
05:02Al.
05:03Where'd you get this fishing shirt from?
05:05What?
05:06Oh, just my Lisa uniform.
05:07Hey, Clay.
05:08I've got another charger for that phone you mopped out in the DR.
05:11Excuse me?
05:12That you found in the where now?
05:13They found a flip phone out in the land cruise near Rogerson.
05:15Clay, you said you played Cool Tree.
05:17Sorry, Val.
05:17We went to the DR.
05:18Oh, my.
05:19Hey, where'd you go?
05:20Cuba.
05:20What?
05:20I'm off to drink.
05:21My heat is in the sun.
05:22Freddie, what about Jason's burner?
05:28Sorry, I'm confused.
05:30Diane said that you had a rapid DNA testing machine out here.
05:32Yeah, Diane has a drinking problem.
05:34She hides vodka in an amber pair.
05:36It's really sad.
05:36So it'll be three days, unfortunately, to DNA test your evidence there.
05:40Yeah, everything takes longer up here because of the road trains.
05:43Okay, well, in order to make an arrest,
05:45we need to establish a forensic link between our murder suspect,
05:48whose DNA is all over this evidence,
05:51and the biological matter found on the bullet from the cruiser.
05:53What?
05:53So this testing needs to be prioritised.
05:56We're very behind as it is thanks to a chatty lesbian who gave us terrible directions.
06:00Erin?
06:01What?
06:01She sent us to a fishing comp, Rachel.
06:03Her lesbianism is irrelevant.
06:05She's the one who called herself a city licker.
06:06Okay, no overheating.
06:07Just go to the car and turn the aircon on.
06:10I just want to go to the wave pool.
06:12I apologise about Detective Wilson.
06:14She has perimenopausal.
06:15They denied her HRT.
06:17It's a medical misogyny and it's ruining her life.
06:19If you could get us an ETA on the results as soon as you can.
06:22Lauren and Oliver.
06:23And no worries.
06:26You have the car keys?
06:27Yes.
06:27Alright, I'm coming.
06:28Abby, Abby.
06:30Come on, let's go.
06:31We've got Eddie's stuff.
06:32We've already stole the detectives.
06:33And this paper onesie is not going to fool them for long.
06:35I look like a toggler going to the snow.
06:37No, I'm trying to find the bullet.
06:39That whole mortal detective said there's biomatter on it.
06:41She thinks it's probably Eddie's DNA.
06:43But she's wrong.
06:44Stop it.
06:44Okay?
06:45And maybe whoever's DNA is on it.
06:47Well, she's murderer.
06:47But I can't find it.
06:48Stop.
06:49She's going to go to jail.
06:50Stop it.
06:51They're going to hear us.
06:51Hello, champ.
06:52Question.
06:53Can you do a rapid DNA test on this?
06:57100% I can, champ.
06:59Good man.
07:01What?
07:01What is it?
07:11Eddie.
07:15I called Mickey.
07:16She said you're off to drink mojitos in the sun.
07:18But the detectives aren't with me.
07:19And I'm not going to tell them that you're here.
07:24I'm so sorry, Eddie.
07:32I've been completely off on one since we arrived up here.
07:36Or, you know, more globally since birth.
07:42But that doesn't excuse the harm that I have caused you.
07:47And I am going to work myself into a nub to clear your name.
07:52And I would work that nub into an even smaller nub to fix us too.
07:56But I also know that that is not happening.
07:58And I know that I am dead to you.
08:00So...
08:03I just...
08:09I just wish that I had been more careful with my best friend.
08:16Because I would do anything to get them back.
08:20Them her.
08:21I'd do anything to get them her back.
08:23Yes, them her.
08:24Sorry, thank you.
08:25Great.
08:33Okay, thank you.
08:34I'll leave you alone.
08:35Thanks, Eddie.
08:37You do anything?
08:39Ah, yep.
08:39Yes.
08:43Lie on the ground.
08:46I beg your pardon?
08:48Right, yes.
08:49Lie on the ground.
08:50Yes.
08:52Roll over.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:56Expose your belly.
08:57Full submission.
08:59Uh...
08:59Like this?
09:01Yes.
09:01Okay.
09:02Do dog hands.
09:05Oh.
09:07Wimper.
09:14Right, that's enough.
09:15You're making it grog yourself.
09:16Just get up here.
09:18Really?
09:18I...
09:19Really?
09:19Yeah, I just said that, didn't I?
09:23Just...
09:25Oh, fuck me.
09:26Sorry.
09:27Oh.
09:28Oh, sorry.
09:29Horse mounting a horse.
09:31I didn't mean to put my face so close.
09:34Oh, that's a cramp.
09:36I got it.
09:37I got it.
09:39Yeah, I found that coaster in Bushy's box.
09:47The one that you told Wilson and Green about.
09:51Eddie Bushy wasn't out at Bear Creek that night because he was having an affair.
09:56I think that...
09:57That Jason ordered a hit on Don because he knew too much.
10:01And I think he did the same to Bushy.
10:02I think Bushy was killed because he was investigating Jason's croc hunts.
10:06Bushy wasn't investigating the hunts.
10:10This is his shirt.
10:12The one I told you about.
10:13Croc on the front, dropper on the back.
10:15He didn't uncover those hunts.
10:19He was in on them.
10:39You smell that storm brewing, Pat?
10:41I brought you today's electro smog readings.
10:43They're off the charts.
10:44Look.
10:44Norms don't lie.
10:45Yeah.
10:46All right.
10:47I'll make sure Senior Sergeant Ferguson gets these, Rog.
10:49Oh, of course.
10:50It's your last day.
10:51How was your retirement party?
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54It was a rip snorter.
10:55All right.
10:55Good luck, Pat.
10:56All the best.
11:01DJ.
11:02How are you holding up, love?
11:03Big day.
11:06Right?
11:07Yep.
11:08Okay.
11:08Be right there.
11:16Troy!
11:17Troy!
11:17The duck boat can't go in the water.
11:19So we're going to have to take the boxes of Dad down to the jetty in the beach trolley.
11:23There they are, Pat.
11:24Those kids are down there.
11:25I'm not dealing with this today.
11:27We need that bit for the funeral.
11:28Tell them to piss off.
11:28Yep, right out.
11:29DJ, what's the point of a fucking duck boat that can't go in the water?
11:31Because it looks sick.
11:32Useless as a dick on a hammer.
11:34You lot are going to have to clear out of here for Don's funeral.
11:36Okay?
11:37Come on.
11:38On your way.
11:39I think I've got something.
11:40What is it, Pat?
11:41Sherry, get the net.
11:42Keep it right up.
11:43I'll get the net.
11:44I got it.
11:46Lift it up.
11:46Oh, look at that.
11:47Look at that.
11:48Okay.
11:49All right.
11:49Well, just get that sorted and then get out of here.
11:51Hang on.
11:51What's that on his fin?
11:53Holy crap.
11:54That's the golden tag.
11:55What?
11:55Oh, my God, mate.
11:56You just caught the golden barra.
11:58Oh, my God.
11:59That's like 200k.
12:00You made it.
12:01Calm down.
12:02No.
12:03The golden barra is an over-18s competition.
12:06No worries.
12:06I think I caught it.
12:08Yeah!
12:08I caught it!
12:10Yeah, but you didn't catch it, did you, Al?
12:13That's okay.
12:14I still caught it, didn't I?
12:15Yeah, but you didn't play by the competition rules, Mav.
12:18So you don't get rewarded for that, right?
12:20You didn't win.
12:21So just put the fish back in the water, please, Maverick.
12:23No.
12:24If I was a white kid, you wouldn't make me put it back, would you?
12:26No.
12:27A proper entrant deserves to win.
12:30Put it back now.
12:32That's an order.
12:46Right, pack up your stuff and get out of here.
12:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:53Hey, hey, hey.
12:53You watch yourself, mate.
12:55You're ten now.
12:56Okay?
12:56You're not a kid anymore.
12:58And after today, I won't be here.
13:00And a new guy in town, he won't be as forgiving as I am.
13:03So next time you steal a car, yeah, I know about that.
13:06Or you decide to get smart with a police officer, you go to proper prison.
13:11Just like your dad.
13:12Pat.
13:13You hear?
13:28No, Bush wasn't having an affair.
13:3195% of this town is just blokes named after fucking rodents.
13:34So Bushy was Jason's first liaison?
13:36Yeah, he was probably some kind of fixer.
13:38That's why you have that burner phone.
13:40Then there's your schmicko boat.
13:41The jaw water.
13:43All paid for with our turbo cunt's dirty coin.
13:46Bush set Frank up.
13:47He lied to me.
13:48Made a joke about friendship.
13:49Fucked my life up all so we could get ahead.
13:51Well, fuck that pretty cunt.
13:52Fuck this revolutionary piece of wearable fucking heart.
13:56No, you love that shirt.
13:58No, you've got to separate the shirt from the man.
13:59No, leave it.
14:00There's Rupert all in the dirt.
14:02I'll pop it through the hot wash.
14:03I don't want it.
14:04I just...
14:08I didn't kill him.
14:10Someone's stitching me up.
14:12Who is it?
14:13Hey, we will figure it out, okay?
14:16But in order to do that, Eddie, you need to be honest with me.
14:20Why were you in Barrow Creek that night?
14:27Any information...
14:29Yes.
14:30I'm trying to have a moment here.
14:31Yeah, go on.
14:31Yep.
14:32Oh, shut up.
14:32Go on.
14:33Go on, Eddie.
14:37That night at HQ, Bushy told me that he'd put a request in for a new partner.
14:45I had a go at him and he cracked his shits and took off.
14:47So, I really got all the piss off.
14:52I power spewed.
14:54Tasted like bananas.
14:55You know how you can taste the food in your nose?
14:57No, not at all.
14:58Not at all.
14:59Then, Sprog started licking the spew.
15:01This Bushy had left him behind, you see, and then...
15:03Okay, sorry.
15:04So, Sprog is Bushy's child.
15:06Yeah.
15:06His dog.
15:08He was...
15:10Darwin's special.
15:11He was the best dog in the world.
15:12Okay.
15:14Farts that tasted like beef lasagna.
15:17Oh, that's...
15:18That's unnecessarily descriptive.
15:20I don't know if you know this, Collins, but I have this real problem relegating my emotions.
15:27Oh.
15:28Anyway, that night, the rage, the grog, really got to me.
15:33I was angry at Bush for beating me.
15:37So, I put Sprog in the cruiser.
15:40Yeah.
15:42And I...
15:43And I...
15:44Headed out to Barracreek.
15:45And I...
15:49And I fed him to Triple Pen.
15:59Right.
16:02Right.
16:03So...
16:04So, sorry.
16:05That is your big secret.
16:07That you fed Bushy's dog to your family crocodile.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Probably rename him Quadruple Pet now.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15Or I wish I could just go back to that night, you know?
16:18Just fucking stop myself like that baby Hitler hypothetical.
16:23Eddie, why didn't you just tell me all of this?
16:25Because Cap loves dogs.
16:28She can't know about this.
16:29She sends me 25 photos of dogs a day.
16:32Dogs that are complete strangers to both of us.
16:36So, anyway, that's what happened that night.
16:38That's the whole picture.
16:39The full...
16:41Minor Lisa's smile.
16:43I killed a dog, but I didn't kill a man.
16:45Okay, okay.
16:46So, so, Bushy left City HQ.
16:49You followed him in your Land Cruiser with Sprog.
16:52Perhaps pulled you over, left the car on the side of the road.
16:54Was that before or after Sprog was dispatched?
16:58No, that's not what happened.
17:00I didn't follow Bushy.
17:01What?
17:01I didn't follow him.
17:02No, the detective saw footage from HQ car park.
17:05They saw you follow him in your cruiser.
17:07No, I told you.
17:08I just kept pissing on.
17:09Sprog and I left way later.
17:10The drag queens and Knob across the alley
17:11were getting ready to piff rangers at the HQ windows.
17:14We must have left at 10 o'clock at least.
17:18Okay, I need to have a look at the footage of that night.
17:21You're leaving.
17:22I need to see what happened.
17:23Go and HQ aren't going to show you what they've got.
17:25Yeah, I know they won't.
17:26And you need to stay here.
17:27Wilson and Green are out there trawling for you like squid.
17:30What? No, I'm coming with you.
17:32Yeah.
17:32I'm out here.
17:33Get a couple of fucks.
17:34I'm out here.
17:34Be good to go.
17:35Now let's call.
17:43You're hiding out.
17:48You've called Michaela Evans, kindly leave a message
17:50and I shall return it at my soonest opportunity.
17:52Mickey, it's Dulcie.
17:54Did you say your cousin worked at a nightclub in Darwin?
17:58My good sir.
17:59My good sir.
18:00Weave your magic.
18:01Can do be old chump.
18:02I hate you.
18:04Abby, I've hit my code switching limit for the year.
18:06This is doing neural damage now.
18:07Let's go.
18:08Yep, there was DNA on the bullet so I'm setting myself the results.
18:10Ally!
18:11Don't hide behind that small child.
18:13I know it's you.
18:14Toby tipped me off.
18:15I'm dobbing on you to the croc.
18:16Lauren, if you dob on me and my anonymous new friend,
18:18I'm going to tell everyone that you and Oliver are having sex.
18:21And don't deny it because I'm staying in the room next to you.
18:23And I know what shit sex sounds like because that's the only kind of sex I've ever had.
18:27And you two are definitely having it.
18:30Even though you're blood relatives, which makes you the incest twins.
18:34And fuck you too, Toby.
18:35You're going to be dead in five years and I'm going to piss on your grave.
18:40I've got the file.
18:41Move!
18:42Dude, slow down.
18:42I'm in flat forms.
18:53Kat?
18:54I'm out here, Lynn.
18:55The storm will hit soon.
18:56I'm doing the bus run for the funeral.
18:57You right here?
18:58Yeah.
18:58Hey, take these ponchos in case it starts raining.
19:00Do you want me to bring in Roger's Ark?
19:02Yeah, bring it all in.
19:02When the wind picks up, they turn into missiles.
19:08Hi, ma'am.
19:09I'm fixing your car around door.
19:10Oh, you don't have to do that now.
19:11It's about to buck it down.
19:13Well, I am all right.
19:20Just swallow it, you motherfucker.
19:22You can't chew.
19:23I tell you, I ain't knocked that cunt Bushy's block off for setting me up.
19:28Yeah, well, some cunts already beaten you to it, haven't they?
19:30Which cunt?
19:30I don't know which cunt.
19:31If you knew which cunt, I'd nail that cunt to a wall, wouldn't I?
19:43What was mum like then?
19:45What?
19:46My mum.
19:47Your wife.
19:48She died then.
19:49What was she like?
19:51Yeah, she was good.
19:53Oh.
19:54Yeah, great fucking awesome chap, Frank.
19:56Where was she from?
19:58India.
19:59Well, whereabouts in India?
20:00I don't know, someplace.
20:01Someplace, fuck.
20:02Ah.
20:04What?
20:05Fiji.
20:09Fiji's not in India.
20:12Fuck.
20:15What else about it then?
20:17Well, I know it didn't ask anything else.
20:19Why?
20:21You didn't want to know?
20:22You didn't think I'd want to know?
20:23Well, I thought we'd have more time for me and her, didn't I?
20:27No, I didn't think I'd have to find out everything about her and everything about everything else.
20:32Because it'd be just me doing it all.
20:35Gita was the one who was good at shit.
20:37Tough as guts too.
20:42She would have been proud of you.
20:51Well, you want some fucking new blood thinners or something, are you?
20:54Shut up, she would have been.
20:55She wouldn't be proud of some of the stuff I've done.
20:57Yeah, well, becoming a copper is a bit of a misstep.
20:59Not becoming a copper, fuck.
21:04I fed triple pet his fourth pet.
21:06I haven't been able to look him in the eye since I got here.
21:08It's hard enough to look him in the eye.
21:09You have to fucking swap between the two.
21:12What the fuck are you all about, girl?
21:14I fed Sprog to triple pet.
21:15You hung them bones up on the end there to shame me.
21:18That's a fucking goat.
21:21What?
21:22They've got flat teeth.
21:23They eat grass.
21:25No, no, that's...
21:29Where's Sprog then?
21:31I don't bloody know.
21:35Who's this cut here?
21:46How was that?
21:47Shit out.
21:48Thank you for helping Mickey and her bood you, Isaac.
21:51Oh my god, stop talking.
21:52Okay.
21:53And this is the only camera you have?
21:55Yes.
21:55Just asking.
21:57Okay, that's Bushy leaving now.
21:59What time is this, Isaac?
22:00It's incredibly dark in here.
22:02Yeah, that's because it's a gay club.
22:03Yes, I know.
22:04I am queer too, Isaac.
22:05Well, just because you're a lesbian doesn't make you queer, doll.
22:08It's 7.16 p.m. C.
22:10Says so on the screen.
22:11That is directly in front of you.
22:12Hang on, that's Eddie leaving now.
22:15Okay.
22:16So Eddie did follow Bushy.
22:19All right, I'm going out for a smoke.
22:21Are you okay here, Isaac?
22:23Mm-hmm.
22:27Can you go to 10 p.m.?
22:30I will never set foot in here again, Isaac.
22:32That is my solemn vow to you.
22:37Eight, nine, ten, here.
22:39Wait, why is the cruiser back?
22:41I don't know.
22:41I have no opinion on this.
22:47Okay, there's Eddie.
22:50And there's Sprog.
22:55No, I don't understand.
22:56Yeah, and Eddie didn't mention anything about leaving HQ twice that night.
23:01Wait.
23:03There's blood on the ground.
23:05That wasn't there before.
23:07Um, Isaac, can you go back to where the Land Cruiser is returning, please?
23:11I will pay you.
23:12You name your price.
23:13Abby.
23:13Dulcie, we're stuck on a bridge due to wildlife,
23:15but there was biomatter on the bullet you found in Eddie's car.
23:18It doesn't belong to Bushy or Eddie.
23:21I think someone else was in a Land Cruiser that night.
23:24I don't know who it is, but whoever they are, they have XY chromosomes,
23:29they're gluten intolerant, and have the MZ1R gene variant.
23:33That's the gene that controls pigmentation.
23:36Dulcie, Bushy's killer was a redhead.
23:42He's shot himself in the foot.
23:46Tomorrow's my first official day as sergeant,
23:50and so I'm going door-to-door handing out my homebrew.
23:54Pat said it would be an effective way to connect with the locals.
23:57Sure.
23:58Yeah.
23:58Everyone loves it.
24:00Stout with notes of banana.
24:11What happened to your moonbeard, moonbeard?
24:13You've been playing with fire.
24:16Dropped my cigarette on it.
24:17Really?
24:19I'd pick you for a smoker.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Well, I am.
24:29You there?
24:30Eddie, it's Luke.
24:32He shot Bushy.
24:33He followed Bushy in your Land Cruiser.
24:34I think he got shot in the foot somehow,
24:36and he drove the Land Cruiser back to the HQ maybe to get help,
24:39and then moments later you got in with Sprog.
24:41He's the one that set you up.
24:42He must be Jason's new liaison.
24:46Yeah, g'day, Roger.
24:48Is Luke there?
24:50What's that?
24:51Dad left his scooter at your place, the dildo.
24:56Kick him then.
24:57I'm on my way.
25:03Yeah, nah.
25:05Good on ya.
25:05We'll come and pick it up before you go to the funeral.
25:07Alright.
25:08See ya, Rog.
25:10Who's that?
25:12He left your scooter at Roger and marries your muppet.
25:15Roger just call him his 5G mobile.
25:18Huh.
25:24What can I offer to lure you off this bridge?
25:26It's not these nuts.
25:28That much is clear to me now.
25:29Okay, Dulcie thinks Luke's the liaison,
25:31and he probably killed Don.
25:32I just sent a photo of Luke to Astrid and Ebba,
25:34so when they land in Phuket,
25:35they can tell us whether or not he was the guy
25:36that gave them the Lisa business card.
25:38I put us all in a group chat, TBC on Fun Name,
25:40but I was thinking Gay's Day isn't Abby.
25:42No, Abby, we've been through this.
25:43Remove me from all group chats.
25:44Holy shit!
25:48That's Don's torso.
25:49No.
25:50It'll confirm his cause of death.
25:51We've got to get it.
25:53Hurry up!
25:57Cole, listen, Wilson and Green got it wrong.
25:59It's not Eddie following Bushy in that footage.
26:01It's Luke.
26:02Luke?
26:03I've drunk his own movie before Dulce.
26:05I said it was good.
26:06It wasn't, but still.
26:07He's with Eddie now.
26:08Oh shit.
26:08Is Eddie okay?
26:09Yeah, I don't know.
26:10I'm headed there now.
26:11Okay, I'm bringing a team.
26:13Look, I know Luke looks like a dinky mouse,
26:15but he has a gun.
26:16So do not approach him until we arrive, Detective.
26:19You've called Al.
26:20Leave a message.
26:22Al, I've been through Jason's office.
26:24I can't find the burner phone.
26:25I can't find fucking anything.
26:26Where's the staff exit?
26:27I'm wandering in the hallways
26:28looking like someone's fucking mushroom hallucination.
26:29Oi!
26:30Shit!
26:31Al, you slack fuck.
26:33I'm a fucking fake tan rubbed off on my shorts again.
26:35I don't look like shit myself.
26:38Jason!
26:38Jason!
26:39What?
26:40There's a message from Ballsack in the group chat.
26:42He reckons that detective's onto us.
26:44Tall one looks like a man?
26:45No, the short brown cut and the three quarters.
26:47Fuck.
26:48You tell that ginger fuck to get who the dick he's not.
26:50I'll sort this out myself.
26:54You.
26:55Give those a fucking sword.
26:58I can't find Merv how to run in with Pat.
27:01Fuck.
27:08Mr. Popular, hey?
27:11Anyone I know?
27:13No, I can't find a bottle open into here.
27:15No worries, Frank.
27:16I'll just MacGyver it open.
27:18Yeah, alright.
27:24No, I can't.
27:25But for you.
27:25Ah, I guess it's first, Lukey.
27:28I hope it's not as strong as that stuff you made me try at HQ.
27:32Because if it is, you won't remember a thing tomorrow.
27:35People will be filling in the blanks.
27:37Oh, you've broken into the wave pool.
27:38You've got into a fight with an e-scooter.
27:41You've murdered your best mate.
27:43That sort of thing.
27:44You know, it's almost like you want me incapacitated now for some reason.
27:51Anyway.
27:52Wake up, man, babe.
27:55I fucking insist.
28:03Frank, I'm taking your sword!
28:04What?
28:06Fuck.
28:10You can't even be sure it's him, Abby.
28:12It's obviously Don Daryl's torso, Leo.
28:13Just help me get it in.
28:14I need to examine it.
28:15No, just leave it.
28:16That torso belongs to the river now.
28:18Leo, we still don't know the cause of Don Daryl's death, okay?
28:21And it's really hard to prosecute a murder if you don't have evidence of how they were murdered.
28:24Well, I don't believe in the carceral system, so my presence is ornamental.
28:28Also, you chose this job, not me.
28:30I'm done with true crime.
28:31White people can find someone else's trauma to listen to while they use an elliptical at 5am on a Saturday
28:36morning.
28:36Um, hang on, that's weird.
28:39A lot of his damage isn't post-mortem.
28:41Leo, you should see this!
28:43Nope, I'm not falling for that again.
28:45Seriously, his chest is caved in and his sternum's been completely pulped.
28:48Oh my god, no, stop talking.
28:50I can taste every word that you're saying, Abby.
28:52Leo, he's got purple striations.
28:54They match the tread of tyres, like big ones.
28:57Oh shit, that's fatal crush trauma.
28:59That's what killed him!
29:00He was run over by massive tyres!
29:03Fuck!
29:03The duck boat!
29:05DJ!
29:06What's a duck boat DJ?
29:09Oh!
29:10Oh!
29:12Eddie, we figured out who killed Don Daryl!
29:14Yeah!
29:15It's Luke, he's the fucking laser legion!
29:16No, it was DJ Daryl!
29:17What?
29:18He ran over him in his duck boat.
29:19I don't think the murders are connected.
29:20Okay, we'll clap and do a poll.
29:22We'll deal with the label, like perhaps near results.
29:24Loose escapes.
29:24He said it's a dickies knob.
29:26I'm going in after him.
29:27I need backup, you guys.
29:28Okay, drop me a pin.
29:29I'm coming out.
29:30Uh, Abby.
29:31It's also went that way.
29:32But Eddie needs help, so thank you so much, Leo.
29:34Thank you for understanding.
29:35You are the best.
29:35I have to go.
29:36No, Abby!
29:37The torso is floating away!
29:38Just taste him down, then!
29:44Land of Crocs!
29:45Don't go any further!
29:47It's Crocs City in there!
29:49And now, to your request, it's Dave Dobbin's slice of heaven!
29:53Not now!
29:56Nicky!
29:57Dulcie!
29:57I nicked Jason's laser burner from Land of Crocs, but when I was there...
30:00Dulcie!
30:00Eddie's in danger.
30:01Jason's gone after her.
30:02Yeah, I'm headed to Frank now.
30:03No, he told some ginger fuck to take her out to Dickies Knob.
30:06I wanted to follow him, but Al can't find Mav, but I...
30:08I have kids, Dulcie!
30:09I can't be Batman and just go and save Eddie, even though I really want to!
30:13Eddie wouldn't want you to be Batman, Nicky.
30:14Just find Mav.
30:15Eddie's gonna be okay.
30:16I'm on it.
30:21Mav!
30:22Mav!
30:24Mav!
30:24Mav!
30:26Mav!
30:29And now, there's no king of the river, because now Dad is dead.
30:34We still don't know who murdered and chainsawed up our Dad, but when we find them, we're gonna rip their
30:40dicks off.
30:41The end.
30:49Um, when I was a kid, Dad called me his perfect princess.
30:56Put little girls to grow up and turn into their mum.
31:00Dad used to say that the sign would be reminding him of mum.
31:04Alright, nah, that's it.
31:06Troy, Troy, use it.
31:07I'm not even done.
31:09Hurry up, she's going to piss down.
31:11Bluetooth connected.
31:13Alright, the funeral's over.
31:14Everyone in the wake's at the pub.
31:15Alright, see you later.
31:17Quit, get up here and help us with these boxes of dad.
31:21Get the shotties.
31:22Get him in the water.
31:23It's what he wanted.
31:33Alright, let's get out of here.
31:36Abby, you can go fuck yourself.
31:38What am I meant to do with this?
31:39Put it in my Macanto?
31:41Troy, turn the fucking music off.
31:44Um, yep, hello?
31:45Hello?
31:46Detective Lee, yeah, it's Angelo from Marketplace.
31:50You called me the other day about the chainsaw I listed?
31:53Um, can I call you back, Angelo?
31:55It's not a great time.
31:55Yeah, nah, look, I won't keep you.
31:57Sorry for taking a couple of days.
31:59Bluetooth connected.
32:00I had a rotten case of gout.
32:02Anyway, yeah, that chainsaw I sold the other week.
32:04Shit.
32:05The one that you think might have been involved in that Barra Creek murder?
32:08Yeah, the bloke who bought it paid cash, so I don't have any details.
32:12Yeah, so I didn't catch his name, but he kept trying to get me to follow him on his socials.
32:17Anyway, none of my business.
32:19I didn't ask questions.
32:20But what I will say is, he was a wiry guy.
32:23Greasy kind of looking bloke.
32:25Like a cooked chuck you'd feed to a dog under the table.
32:29You pathetic fuck.
32:31You killed Dad.
32:32DJ, you said that you didn't kill Dad.
32:34No, no, it was fucking Jason Wade who did it.
32:37What?
32:38Because if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have to fucking kill Dad.
32:40So you did kill Dad?
32:41No, no, I didn't.
32:42I didn't kill him.
32:44Fuck.
32:47That's for murdering my dad-in-law.
32:48Dad didn't even like you, Gregg, you anaphylactic fucker.
32:52Dad said that he would give best best to me, and then he didn't.
32:56You fucking toddler.
32:58That's it all over our entire family because things didn't go your way.
33:01You poisoned Dad.
33:02You chopped him up and chopped him in the fucking river.
33:05I didn't chop him and chuck him.
33:07I just poisoned him and then I ran him over.
33:09Who did then, DJ?
33:10He didn't chop and chuck himself, did he?
33:12Get the fuck away from there.
33:14No, I'm fucking bitch.
33:15Please.
33:20I love you.
33:21I love you so much.
33:22You little maggot.
33:25You shot my mate of honor.
33:28Amber, get away from my son.
33:34Mum, what are you doing?
33:3750 years of marriage.
33:39Working day in and day out.
33:43Hacking up horse for that bastard.
33:46Do seven pregnancies and six rounds of chemo.
33:50Your dad said we were retiring.
33:53Had to travel around Australia in a caravan.
33:55He said he was handing the business over to DJ.
33:59But then he got that hush money out of Jason.
34:01Said he was staying.
34:02He couldn't give up being king of the river.
34:06Well, I wasn't working myself into the grave for that bastard.
34:09Your brother did what needed to be done.
34:13Yeah, I did what needed to be done.
34:15All right?
34:16I'm the new alpha.
34:18I'm the river king.
34:21DJ.
34:22Donald Jr.
34:23Oh, DJ.
34:26Box, stay back.
34:27Don't look.
34:28Oh, shit.
34:30It's going to be all right.
34:31I can look after us.
34:32I know how to do everything.
34:33Mum, it's okay.
34:34I'm here.
34:36I can do it.
34:39I can take care of you.
34:40Don't be so bloody stupid, Amber.
34:42You're just a girl.
34:44A useless fucking girl.
34:57Get out of here.
34:58Just go.
35:00Leave my mum alone, Mum.
35:09Where is she?
35:10Where is she going?
35:12Mum?
35:14Mum?
35:16Mum?
35:28Hey, babe.
35:29I know you're working with Jason.
35:30And you fucking stick me up.
35:32Eddie, where are you?
35:54I'm at the tip of the knob.
35:55I lost Luke.
35:57Luke didn't get the Lisa card to the backpackers.
35:59It was someone else.
36:00What?
36:00Luke, is it the Lisa?
36:03You guys, I can't hear you.
36:04I've got to head back down the shaft, okay?
36:06I'll meet you in the pools.
36:10Eddie!
36:14Eddie!
36:19Luke!
36:21Luke, stop!
36:24Hey, guys!
36:25Luke, where are you?
36:29G'day, g'day.
36:32What's your plan here?
36:34You're going to do a little jousting?
36:36Run, rabbit, run.
36:39Give me a head start.
36:43Don't go in there, Luke.
36:45It just leads to the river.
36:47Get your hands at the end.
36:58Don't look at me like that.
37:01If he'd have given you the order, you'd have followed in too.
37:05It's the only way to get in with that lot.
37:07What?
37:08You don't deserve my share too.
37:11In with who, Luke?
37:12Who are you?
37:18Well, Skiddy, it's the end of the Bashnanza.
37:20Sure is, VP.
37:21And nobody caught the Golden Barrow.
37:22No, but who knows?
37:24Maybe it'll still be swimming around next year.
37:26I doubt it, but it'll get eaten by a prop.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Okay, shall we go to some music?
37:29Yeah, this is Pete Murray.
37:31Mev!
37:32Stop!
37:35Hey!
37:36Mev!
37:38Disrespectful shit.
37:47You see that, Dolce?
37:49He was going for his weapon, wasn't he?
37:58It's you.
38:00You're working with Jason.
38:04You know, Eddie, Bushy didn't think much of you.
38:08He's always calling you a useless piece of brown shit.
38:13And that new partner of yours, what's her name?
38:16Dulcey?
38:16He doesn't give a fuck about you either.
38:19Yes, she does!
38:20Are you?
38:21Where is she then?
38:24Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, Dulce.
38:26It's not that I don't trust you, obviously.
38:28I just wanted you to get a sense of things before we chatted.
38:32Before we chatted, Carl?
38:34Yeah, well, I've been looking for a new recruit for months, you know,
38:36and Bushman didn't work out.
38:38I mean, he immediately asked for more money after the Frank McCallister framer.
38:43But then Redcliffe started asking too many questions about what Bushy was up to.
38:48And I mean, Luke, he was supposed to get rid of Bushy and frame up Eddie.
38:52But to be quite honest, I don't think Luke's a good fit for this.
38:56But you are, Dulcey.
38:59You are incredible at your job.
39:01I don't like these brides you deal with.
39:03Nowhere you go, no dick swinging.
39:04It's just so refreshing.
39:06You are perfect for my team.
39:08I mean, you're exceptional police.
39:09You thrive on structure.
39:11You follow the rules.
39:12And you know when to stretch them to get what you need done.
39:15I mean, that's all this is.
39:17This work with Lisa, we just smooth some pipelines.
39:20It's easy.
39:21Cole's taken a real shine to your mate, Dulcey.
39:24You know she's been informing on you.
39:26Turned you in and she found that bullet in your car.
39:28In fact, she's with Cole now.
39:31Showing you out.
39:35Fuck.
39:37I know you can do it, Garland.
39:39The way you handled all that stuff with Redcliffe, it just confirmed it for me.
39:42You got in my ear about Eddie, Cole.
39:45You lied.
39:46And I listened to you.
39:48No, I just think you needed a bit of a nudge reframing that to save your own career.
39:53I mean, sometimes us fathers have to intervene.
39:55We can't help it.
39:56Where's Eddie?
39:58Jason's with her.
39:59And trust me, Dulcey, even she knows you're better off without her.
40:02Eddie!
40:04I'm here and I'm coming for you.
40:07She's a good liar.
40:08I'll give her that.
40:10Dulcey, I'm here.
40:11Come on, Dulcey.
40:13This is a huge professional opportunity.
40:15And don't think you're too good for this.
40:17This is who we are.
40:18Fuck!
40:20Dulcey!
40:23Don't make me do this.
40:33You gave this card to the backpackers, Cole.
40:37They remember you.
40:38We're working with a journalist, too.
40:41Oh, they know everything.
40:45So you can't shoot me, Cole.
40:49But by morning, your face, your name, they'll still be everywhere.
41:19Alan!
41:25I've got you in the funnel, mate.
41:27Give up.
41:34Turn around.
41:43Eddie!
41:44Trust a bitch as tall as you to be that fucking loud.
41:53You fucking can't even fucking do that!
42:13Oh, Jesus.
42:18I need backup!
42:19Mav's stolen your camper van, Dals.
42:21I'm in pursuit!
42:23What?
42:23He's just a kid!
42:25No, no, no!
42:25He's a criminal is what he is.
42:27Would have been him that stole your Land Cruiser that night.
42:29I'm going after him.
42:30No, leave him, Pat!
42:31Leave him!
42:35Pat, stand down!
42:36I'm not making you go!
42:37Pat, you will run him off the road!
42:38He's ten years old.
42:39He's just a little boy!
42:41No, you're not getting away with this.
42:56Pat!
42:57He's got a gun out!
42:58Pat!
42:59Pat, I can see him.
43:00No!
43:29No!
43:30Make me down by the jetty landing
43:37Where the pontoon's bumping sway
43:41I miss a early morning whistle
43:50Now it's a very happy way to start the day
44:09It's gross!
44:10You can smell like big lasagna, boss!
44:17Where is she? Over there, Nick
44:25You're not coming back here
44:31She don't like that kind of behavior
44:36She don't like that kind of behavior
44:43So, throw down your guns
44:48Don't be so reckless
44:52Throw down your guns
44:55Don't be so...
45:05To be continued...
45:26Proverbs 2
45:43Now, what are your plans, Abbs?
45:44Will I book Leo and I onto a Croatian booze cruise?
45:47We're going to get our nymphs out.
45:48Abbie, I don't drink.
45:49You're probably 24 years old.
45:51The world's on fire.
45:52Let's just have some fun.
45:53I'm 36.
45:54What?
45:57I want to be a hammerhead.
46:02You got a bugger?
46:04Got two.
46:05Here.
46:10Are you off?
46:11For now.
46:13You had your badge in?
46:14Yeah.
46:15You?
46:16Oh, I haven't found it yet.
46:18What do they do?
46:18I'll probably just piff it in the river.
46:21Oh, goodness.
46:22That's a solid plan.
46:33I love you.
46:34I love you.
46:37I love you.
46:38It's easy to shout it.
46:40Yeah, okay.
46:41Well, I love you too.
46:59Look at that.
47:00My face is in your teeth like you've always wanted.
47:02Okay, off your part.
47:03Go on, get back to your first ever girlfriend.
47:05Tell you what, mate.
47:06How good is Vatch?
47:07Yeah, very good.
47:07You always bang on about it.
47:09All right, just keep your voice down.
47:09Okay, all right.
47:10Okay.
47:11Hello?
47:12Oi, Yimov.
47:14Does anyone know a Lloyd Reynolds?
47:16He's just won a jet ski.
47:17He's just won a jet ski.
47:18He's just won a jet ski.
47:20Ice on my window, ice in my heart, fooling with thunder, every time we start.
47:31It's been raining for so long.
47:36It's been raining for so long.
47:40He can support us.
47:41Just one line, tell us.
47:42Don't you go out in the rain.
47:45Come on, come on.
47:47Don't go out in the pouring rain.
47:53Oh, point of an angel.
47:55Oh, thanks, love.
47:56Okay, here we are.
47:57Here we are.
47:59Kev, what is this?
48:03Hey, those are Arcus clouds.
48:04I know they are.
48:09Wait.
48:11Are they storm chasers?
48:13Surprise.
48:14Happy unemployment.
48:16Come on, we'll miss the storm.
48:21Hi, I'm Kath.
48:22This is my wife, Dulcie.
48:24We're on a road trip.
48:25Oh, my God.
48:30Apparently, this storm is a warm-caught, non-frontal,
48:33synoptic-scale, low-pressure system.
48:36Are you flirting with me?
48:38Always.
48:41Here we go.
48:43Showtime.
48:51Fuck, I fucking love the weather.
48:53What do you look like?
49:10What in my mind?
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