- 7 weeks ago
The Junkies recap a fun Thursday night with the 106.7 crew in Dewey beach.
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00:00I have to show everybody at home and here at the Starboard the event shirt that is for sale right
00:05now.
00:05All right.
00:06You've got the Starboard logo with the 106.7, the fan flag.
00:10Then on the back, you've got all the details of the event.
00:13Perfect.
00:13Chuck's Beach Bash.
00:14These are for sale right now, right near the merch stand.
00:17Limited.
00:17Limited.
00:18$125.
00:19They are very reasonable, $30 plus fees, whatever those fees are.
00:25Yeah, that goes to us.
00:26So go buy your T-shirt, your event T-shirt now.
00:29Get them before they are gone.
00:31Somebody's got to pay Lurch's salary.
00:32There you go.
00:33Somebody's got to pay the freight.
00:34So they made it here because our man drunk Mike actually made it happen.
00:38Mike came through with a priority drunk Mike who's up here in the front.
00:41I believe the quote is $10.09, $10.09.
00:45Mikey Mike.
00:45Then Valdez loaded him into my car, so I drove him down here to Dewey.
00:50I saw him being delivered when I was leaving work yesterday.
00:53I saw the UPS truck.
00:54And Chuck Lee, our boy Chuck Lee, Matt, was out there.
00:57He was bringing the boxes in.
00:59Oh, nice.
00:59Yeah, Chuck made the shirts.
01:01Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:02And I saw him out there.
01:03He pulled up in his Tesla.
01:05He was blocking traffic.
01:06He wanted to make sure those shirts got in there.
01:09All right, so during the break, I learned that the guy who I said probably needed an ambulance
01:14is different than the guy that Cakes was thinking about.
01:16But they do share something in common.
01:18Oh, yeah?
01:19All right, so let me tell you what happened.
01:20Let's go easy.
01:21They're both easy, but they're not listening.
01:24Trust me.
01:25You understand after 30 years, we'll get back to that.
01:27All right, so just be careful.
01:28Well, look, it's not that big of a deal.
01:30We're here to have a good time, right?
01:31I have no idea who you're talking about.
01:33Everybody had a good time last night.
01:34Yeah, it was awesome.
01:35Some people maybe had a better time, and some people probably went beyond the better time.
01:39Yeah.
01:40All right.
01:40And in my opinion, when I was walking out here at 10.15, you know, we went in the cooler,
01:45and Monty hooked us up.
01:45I think Monty's going to stop by.
01:47We're having a good time.
01:48Monty.
01:48I leave, and there's a group of guys having cigs.
01:52All right?
01:52All right.
01:53It's just having a good night.
01:54Just having a fun night.
01:55That's all.
01:56Did they rope cakes in?
01:57No, no.
01:57I had one earlier.
01:58I had one at about 8 o'clock.
02:01Here was the group.
02:03Early.
02:03Mike Marr, Mitch Tischler, and Ryan Clary.
02:08Now, Clary and Marr.
02:10Bunch of drunkards.
02:11They got outed.
02:12Sorry, Mitch.
02:12He's good.
02:13Now, Clary and Marr, they were doubling down.
02:17They were smoking cigs with zins in their mouth at the same time.
02:21And I said, I can't.
02:21That's a vet move.
02:22That's hyper aggressive.
02:23That's a vet move.
02:24I can't do that.
02:25Yeah, yeah.
02:25That's insane.
02:26So, I walk.
02:27I'm about to leave, and it started pouring.
02:29I don't know when it started pouring, but it's pouring when I walk out.
02:32And they're underneath this little awning, and they're all smoking cigs.
02:35Mike Beasley from MGM National Harbor is there.
02:38When somebody said Mike Beasley was here, I started looking for the baller.
02:42I was like, Mike Beasley?
02:43Mike Beasley, the baller from MGM National Harbor.
02:46They're different people.
02:47Yeah, yeah.
02:47If you want tickets ever for an event at MGM National Harbor, that Mike Beasley.
02:51Yeah, okay.
02:51I need tickets.
02:52I need to sit down.
02:53Right.
02:53You want a comp at Voltage Hill?
02:54That Mike Beasley.
02:55Oh, I definitely want a comp.
02:56Not the baller.
02:57Yeah.
02:57So, I see Mike Beasley.
02:58I see Drab.
02:59I see Clary.
03:00Yeah, I see Mike Marr.
03:02The usual suspects.
03:03And they're all like, they're fired up.
03:04They are fired up.
03:05Then they're laughing because they're like, you're not going to be able to go to the hotel.
03:08It's pouring.
03:09Blah, blah, blah.
03:10They actually, I will admit, they peer pressured me, and just for the crowd, I took a puff.
03:16What?
03:17I didn't inhale.
03:17I didn't inhale.
03:18What are you doing?
03:18I don't know you.
03:20What are you doing?
03:21That's what the starboard does to you, man.
03:23Hold on a second.
03:24Are you serious?
03:25Yeah, but it was just, I got a little audience applause.
03:27Doesn't that blow you away?
03:29I don't know.
03:30I didn't inhale.
03:30You just did it for the show?
03:31All right.
03:32I didn't inhale.
03:33Yeah.
03:34It was literally two seconds.
03:35You guys saw me.
03:36See how fired up they were?
03:37They were fired up.
03:38We started doing the Hoosiers chant.
03:40Yeah, yeah.
03:40I gave it.
03:40Bro, I'm going to tell you, that's like me saying I went to ballet class.
03:45That's weird.
03:46I gave them what they wanted.
03:48So, they were all fired up, hooting and hollering.
03:50But there was one guy who wasn't hooting and hollering.
03:53Yeah.
03:53He was leaning back on the wall, and if the wall left, he would have fallen straight back.
03:57All right.
03:58Hey, you need those supports sometimes.
03:59And it was not the guy who kicked out in a few minutes.
04:03Yeah.
04:03But it was his partner, J.P. Finley.
04:06Oh, it was J.P.
04:07J.P. Finley.
04:08Was he?
04:08Really?
04:08Dude, his eye.
04:10You know what?
04:11I can't describe.
04:11He was like a real.
04:13Oh, that's good.
04:14That's good.
04:14J.P. having a good night.
04:15I mean, J.P. Finley got after it last night.
04:17All he was doing was show prep for today.
04:19Yeah, yeah.
04:20That's what he was doing.
04:22He might not remember what happened last night.
04:25Well, they were having a great time.
04:25What was your impression of J.P.?
04:27You know, he was there with you guys, smoking the cigs.
04:29You guys were kind of rowdy.
04:30You were having a good time.
04:32But J.P. was leaning up against the wall when I left.
04:34That's great.
04:35There's no chance he remembers anything after 8 o'clock.
04:38That's unbelievable.
04:39And we saw him.
04:40That was 1045 or 1030.
04:42Yeah, that was right.
04:42He was still standing somehow.
04:44He was pulling an E.P.
04:46He was pulling an E.P.
04:47Yeah.
04:47He was a machine.
04:47It was an unbelievable night.
04:50Really?
04:50I mean, props to Bish for staying until 845 or whatever it was.
04:54But around 10 o'clock, it got absolutely crazy.
04:57Really?
04:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:58Well, let's just think about tonight.
05:00Dude, and Ryan Clary, I know you guys got into some sort of on-air fight, and it was about
05:05a hotel.
05:05He couldn't have looked happier throughout the night.
05:08What's Clary?
05:08He loves the Starbird.
05:10I'm just going to say, every time I saw him, the biggest smile on his face.
05:13What's the deal?
05:14He just likes to boost?
05:15He just likes to be around?
05:16He just likes to hang with the boys.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Hit the mark.
05:19All right, so this is what happens.
05:20Those guys, Clary, Mar, myself, Valdez, you know, we all got the talking, too.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Keep it together, especially Thursday night.
05:27You're here to work.
05:28Right, right.
05:29CK's here.
05:30Right.
05:30I told him, hey, CK's going to be watching us like a hawk.
05:32Yeah.
05:33CK.
05:33In one ear, out the other.
05:35I like, hey, props to Mar.
05:37I don't know how he does it, because he was having a good time last night.
05:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:40He was here at 5.15 this morning, completely sober, ready to rock and roll.
05:44Clary, I think, he may not be in the Delaware right now.
05:48I don't know what happened to him.
05:50He failed the door check at curfew.
05:53They were having a good time.
05:55Yeah, so I don't know what happened to him.
05:56Oh, yeah?
05:57Yeah.
05:57Oh, that's great.
05:58But I think B. Mitch's partner, I mean, J.P.'s partner, B. Mitch.
06:03I didn't notice it.
06:04He was having a good time, too.
06:05He was having a good time.
06:06He was having a good time.
06:07Oh, we got a B. Mitch story?
06:09I mean, I just think he had a lot.
06:11He had maybe a little too much at night.
06:13He might have been a little bit over-served.
06:15He had a little happy juice at the starboard.
06:16Hey, it's happened to the best of us.
06:17Hey, it's happened to me multiple times.
06:19It's happened to the best of us.
06:20It may happen in about three hours.
06:21I saw him maybe around 9.30, and he gave me a, like, he was going to punch me in
06:25the gut.
06:25Thank God I blocked him.
06:26Dude, he told me.
06:27Dude, he's such a big, strong dude.
06:29He told me an epic story.
06:31I don't even know if I can talk about it.
06:33Uh-oh.
06:34Bring it out.
06:35Bring it.
06:35I think you can.
06:36He knocked somebody out about 20 years ago.
06:38I didn't.
06:39It wouldn't have helped because his snoring was so incessant.
06:42I snore, too.
06:43Now, he claims that whenever he was not snoring, I was snoring, and we're just going back and forth.
06:50That's probably true.
06:51He's the world's worst raw mate.
06:52They're literally sawing wood back and forth.
06:54Raw me, bear.
06:55He got up to pee eight times.
06:57At one time, he knocked the sliding door off of its rollers, and it nearly killed himself, and it almost
07:04fell on the bed along with me.
07:05And you got one more night with him.
07:06I'm considering driving home tonight just so I don't have to spend another night in the room with him.
07:12Hey, Rami bear, I have two beds.
07:13He's a horrible person to share a room with.
07:15I've got two beds, but my backpacks need the other one.
07:19Sorry.
07:21By the way, be careful.
07:22This is a warning, and I don't want to be gross or anything.
07:25The toilets are very weak.
07:27I just want you to know that.
07:28They're very weak.
07:29When I used it the first time.
07:31I've never seen a weaker flush.
07:32Of course, I'm not going to go number two in one of these.
07:34Well, that's the first thing I did.
07:36This motel, but to just press the lever down, it felt like it was going to snap in half just
07:44to flush for number one.
07:46No, no.
07:46I did one of my elite ones, and then I hit the thing, and it went like this.
07:52It's just slow.
07:53It's just very slow.
07:54Well, that's not going to work.
07:56I saw that.
07:56Well, we're not staying at the four seasons.
07:57Let's be real.
07:58We appreciate it, but it's not the four seasons.
08:00Am I the only one who checked?
08:01It's not even a one season.
08:03I know all the females in here check for bed bugs.
08:06Oh, I didn't do that.
08:07I know.
08:08Where are the females?
08:09Did you check for bed bugs in your hotels?
08:12Yeah.
08:12I did.
08:13Well, let's not call it a hotel.
08:14We're saying a motel.
08:15It's a motel.
08:16You enter from the outside.
08:17Right.
08:18But I'm telling you, in motels especially, you better check for bed bugs.
08:21You know what?
08:22Ron, go back and check for bed bugs.
08:23Can you actually see them?
08:25Hell yeah.
08:26Do they look like ants?
08:27What do they look like?
08:28Yeah, you lift the mattress.
08:29Oh, I don't want to do that.
08:30Because they like to go under the mattresses.
08:32Yeah, I don't want to know.
08:32And you lift them up, and if you see the bed bugs, you get the F-ass.
08:36I'll be honest.
08:37I'd rather not know.
08:37When I took a shower.
08:38Because they will ruin your life.
08:40I'm sure they will.
08:41When I took a shower this morning, I looked up above the shower head, and they have a clothesline.
08:46Okay.
08:47And I said, can I strangle myself with that clothesline so I don't have to spend another night with Rob?
08:53I literally thought that for two seconds.
08:56And then I was like, that seems like an extreme measure.
09:00That's a little extreme.
09:00But I thought about it.
09:01But deep down, Cakes, like, your psychology manager, deep down, he must love it.
09:05Because he does it over and over and over again.
09:07I'll be honest.
09:07I don't.
09:07He does it over and over and over again.
09:09I don't know.
09:10There's a flaw.
09:11He's been doing it for years.
09:12I have a fatal flaw.
09:12I actually think it's one answer.
09:14Stupid.
09:15I am stupid, and I didn't sleep more than 15 to 20 minutes in any stretch last night.
09:20Oh, you're a bummer.
09:21Well, Cakes can't say no.
09:24Yeah.
09:24I actually offered up the room to him.
09:26It's my own dumb fault.
09:27I'm telling you, deep down, he likes it.
09:29I mean, I love Rob.
09:31Like.
09:32Yeah.
09:32Loves his stretch.
09:33But I would never offer up his bed in my room.
09:36Yeah.
09:37I can't do it again.
09:38I mean, I just wouldn't do it.
09:38I can't do it again.
09:39Height of stupidity.
09:40I wouldn't do it.
09:40It's a really dumb idea.
09:41So, Rom did the bit last night when Gary's there, and I go over and say hello to him.
09:48Eventually, I realized, and I really didn't do enough of this last night, but I didn't
09:51post that many pictures.
09:52Right.
09:53But at some point, like about a half hour left, it's like, oh, I probably should take
09:55some photos.
09:56I know you posted a couple.
09:57Yeah.
09:58At least of like the sign.
09:59I just posted.
09:59Yeah.
10:00I just think that's so cool.
10:00So, I think, you know, me and Jason took a picture with Monty.
10:03I posted that video, the cooler.
10:06But when I'm there with Gary, I'm like, well, this is a perfect time to take a picture.
10:09So, I get Cakes, I get Valdez, I get Drab, and then we hand the camera to Rom.
10:16And he's taking them like 15 seconds.
10:18Like, he's never seen a phone, not a work of camera.
10:20He's a technophobe.
10:21And then, you know, Gary, you can tell he's getting impatient.
10:24Right.
10:25Of course.
10:25Gary Williams, he's there.
10:26A million people come up to him.
10:27And then Rom did the bit where he's taking the photos, and then he hands Drab the phone,
10:33and Drab gets Rick.
10:34And he's like, you didn't take a photo.
10:36It was just he took selfies.
10:37Right.
10:37And we had to do it all over again.
10:39Why would you do that with somebody like that?
10:41Yeah.
10:41Why?
10:41Because he's an idiot.
10:43That's why.
10:43And then I had to explain to Gary, I was like, well, he's been kind of the show punching
10:47bag for the last 20 years.
10:48Right.
10:49He's an idiot.
10:50He's a former card counter.
10:51And then Gary actually kind of lit up on the card counter.
10:55Bill Frieder, who was the coach at Michigan, was a famous card counter.
10:58So they actually connected for a minute on that.
11:01And then just got out of the way.
11:02Every time I saw Rom last night, he said, I just got one question.
11:06He goes, I know you're going to leave.
11:07You're going to say you're going to the bathroom, and you're going to bounce.
11:09Yeah.
11:11When are we going to Vegas?
11:13Can we go to Vegas one more time?
11:15He's asking you that.
11:16Yeah, he wants to go to Vegas.
11:17I know the answer.
11:18No.
11:19I mean, if I could snap my fingers and be there, but it's just a pain in the butt.
11:23Yeah.
11:23But, I mean, I would love to go to Vegas because he would count cards.
11:27Sure.
11:27And make me eight grand.
11:29Right.
11:29Or ten or twelve.
11:31He can't, but hasn't he been banned from all of those casinos?
11:34That's the only thing.
11:34I don't know where he can sit at a blackjack table in Vegas.
11:38He's the most recognizable loser in the country.
11:42I think you would have to fly to Macau.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Okay, like off the coast of China for him to be able to go in and count cards.
11:48Yeah, I mean, with the facial recognition technology, the belly recognition technology.
11:52So, I guarantee you that if I went to Vegas with him, we would probably make 500 bucks
11:57in the first table, and then he would be ejected, and I would lose the rest of my money.
12:02I thought the question.
12:03What's going on?
12:04What's going on over here?
12:05What are you guys talking about?
12:07Hold on.
12:08Why does he have a trash can?
12:09Because he's having some issues.
12:12Oh.
12:12He's had a long night.
12:13Rob's not doing something.
12:14You know what?
12:15How good was the pizza, by the way?
12:17The pizza.
12:17There's almost nothing like late night pizza.
12:19I mean, hold on.
12:20There's no way he's doing that for show.
12:22He's smiling.
12:23No one who's getting ready to throw up smiles.
12:26Right.
12:27You're doing a bit.
12:28Yeah, he's doing a bit.
12:28Attention dollars.
12:30Has to be.
12:30Attention dollars a bit.
12:31He might puke when someone's rubbing, or when Mar's rubbing upper tone on him.
12:35We can only hope that's the case.
12:36When are we talking about that, by the way?
12:37All right, so we're going to do that at 7 o'clock, and it's official.
12:41Did he go 0 and 7?
12:42Yes.
12:43Yes.
12:43Clap it up for my car.
12:44Clap it up for the biggest mush on the East Coast right there.
12:47So basically, a week and a half ago.
12:50Were they all fadable picks, too, by the way, for the most part?
12:54I don't think so.
12:54Yeah.
12:55They were?
12:55They were all fadable?
12:56A week and a half ago, when we realized our parlays had been taking spectacularly
13:00bad, we decided to come up with this bet.
13:04Whoever picked games for the worst every day, so for seven shows, we picked games, and he
13:12went 0 and 7.
13:13I think he went 7 and 0.
13:15Hello.
13:167 and 0.
13:167 and 0.
13:18Clap that up.
13:19Hold on.
13:19Matt, can I get props?
13:21You get props.
13:22You get props.
13:22We go 7 and 0 in baseball.
13:23Mostly, six out of seven were run lines.
13:25Look at that.
13:26Very well done.
13:29Tip of the Cavs.
13:30He doesn't want to get props.
13:31Yeah, he doesn't want to get props.
13:32That's not a problem.
13:33To be honest with you, I think Marr overshadows it.
13:36Because he 0 and 7.
13:37Although Marr is so spectacularly bad.
13:40I know.
13:40Whatever he picks, you fade it.
13:42So what did he take?
13:43He took yesterday the Cavs minus the Cavs.
13:45Yeah, he had to take a huge plus money.
13:46Well, he had to take a huge plus money bet.
13:47Right, right, right.
13:48Cavaliers got smashed by the Knicks by like 20.
13:50Hold on, hold on, hold on.
13:51I don't know the next one.
13:51Are we letting him on?
13:52Sure.
13:53We can.
13:53Hey, boy, put your shirt down.
13:55That's gross.
13:56All right, so the penalty is that...
13:59Oh, no, he's not going to rub it.
14:00People are eating.
14:01He's that the loser of our daily picks is going to have to rub lotion on Rahm.
14:06Hey, are you going to puke?
14:07Oh, my God.
14:07I thought you were going to throw up.
14:09I'm nauseous.
14:10But listen, he just needed Rahm motivation.
14:13Right.
14:13That's why he's 7-0.
14:14Because he's scared of that.
14:15Going forward, you should just think about this every kind of event.
14:18Poor Marina.
14:19Look at that.
14:19Look at what she has to deal with on a daily basis.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:23She is an angel.
14:25Your wife is a freaking angel.
14:27I actually think he lost weight.
14:29Yeah.
14:31By the way, if you ever watch Rahm walk, he walks, he'll take three steps, and he'll look
14:37back like this.
14:37That's his thing.
14:38And he walks forward because he thinks he's dropping...
14:40He's got a serious OCD.
14:41He thinks he's dropping, like, blackjack chips out of his mouth.
14:44I don't know what he thinks he's dropping.
14:45That's literally what it is.
14:46That's what he does.
14:47But he can have nothing in his pocket, and he's going to look down to the ground to see if
14:51he drops something.
14:52By the way, he's the world's worst packer for a trip.
14:55We get to the motel room.
14:57It's not a hotel.
14:58It's a motel.
14:59He says, can I borrow a pair of socks?
15:02Oh, my God.
15:03Can I borrow your slides?
15:05Can I borrow this?
15:06Can I borrow that?
15:07I mean, he's the worst.
15:08Well, you've given him jeans in the past, right?
15:11In the past.
15:11Yeah.
15:11But, I mean, the guy packs like a hobo.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:15He looks like a hobo.
15:16He looks like a hobo, and he was...
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