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00:11To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube
00:16baby for a mysterious client.
00:19I'm warning you again.
00:22Absolute confidentiality about the President's identity.
00:24Not a single word.
00:26Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:33Mr. President.
00:38Eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:51Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:55I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
00:58The first one to bear my heir becomes the First Lady.
01:11Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:16I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:19First Lady?
01:20Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:22Doctor!
01:23Surrogate number one just had her baby.
01:24It's a boy!
01:25Yeah, guess that locks up the First Lady's spot for her.
01:28But the second the President saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out.
01:31Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard.
01:33Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:36I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:39But then one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:41The President took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:43Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:45Take your bastard and get lost.
01:46Sorry, Mr. President.
01:47Just give me another chance.
01:48I swear I can give you a child.
01:50Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
01:52Come on, push.
01:53Give it everything.
01:54Baby's almost here.
01:56Give it everything.
01:59One last push.
02:00Come on, you can do it.
02:11The baby's here.
02:12A healthy baby.
02:14Monster!
02:18What's wrong?
02:22What the hell?
02:23I just gave birth to...
02:25Dog putts?
02:26How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:28Oh no, this is bad.
02:29The President won't even need a test.
02:30Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:32I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:34And the money?
02:34Gone.
02:36What's going on here?
02:43What should I do?
02:44What should I do?
02:56Where's my baby?
02:59Tell me.
03:00Where is my child?
03:02Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:03I let you down.
03:05Sorry for what?
03:06I lied.
03:07I...
03:07I wasn't pregnant.
03:10That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:12That was...
03:12That was a massive toxic waste level crap.
03:15One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:20A fake pregnancy.
03:21A fake pregnancy.
03:22A fake pregnancy.
03:22So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:26That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:29I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:31It made me look pregnant.
03:33Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:38What was that sound?
03:44Mr. President, you should stay back.
03:47I just went.
03:48It's pretty rank.
03:49So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here.
03:55Just for you to take a crack?
03:56Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:01Just give me more time.
04:03I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:05I won't lie stamed and his app has become to stamed.
04:08I waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:11But what about the surrogacy money?
04:13After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:18What?
04:23No money.
04:24And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:26What a joke.
04:27You two little troublemakers.
04:29You totally screwed me.
04:31If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:33Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:41Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:44Eh, whatever.
04:45But hey, you're mine, right?
04:48You guys hungry?
04:58Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:02All right, fine.
05:04Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:05I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:11Drink up.
05:15Now that's what I call my kids.
05:17Already drinking in style.
05:20You two are going places.
05:22Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
05:25What the hell?
05:26I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:29So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:31Who's dog is this?
05:33You hurt.
05:34Hey, easy now.
05:36I won't bite.
05:37Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
05:42Could it be him?
05:43Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
05:49Mommy hug!
05:52You two, we were the puppies.
05:54How do puppies just turn into kids?
05:56And they're already big and can talk.
05:59What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:02Mommy!
06:03Uh, their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:06Feels just like regular kids.
06:08Mommy hug!
06:10Okay, okay, mommy's good babies.
06:12Puppy kids, whatever.
06:14You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:16Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:18This might just last them one day.
06:19What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:22I, I just don't want to waste anything.
06:23You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:26Just focus on paying off your debt.
06:28Don't try anything cute.
06:30I, I get it.
06:35Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
06:38Mom worked so hard for us.
06:40We gotta get her a gift.
06:42I think I smell dad.
06:49Hi.
07:11Hello.
07:13Hello.
07:25Stop right there.
07:27Mrs. Olivia.
07:29So a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use.
07:33What makes you think you're qualified?
07:37Qualified?
07:37Qualified?
07:38What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
07:40It took me three years to get where I am.
07:42Three years of crisis staying up with him through countless nights and you,
07:46you just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it.
07:50I never thought of it that way.
07:53Remember your place, janitor.
07:55Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
07:59Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:03What?
08:05Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:08Hey babies, mommy's home.
08:10Mommy, we got you a present.
08:12A present?
08:14What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
08:18For you, mommy.
08:20Mommy, here, take this.
08:23The presidential seal.
08:24The nuclear briefcase.
08:26The presidential seal?
08:27The nuclear button briefcase?
08:29No!
08:30No!
08:30No!
08:35So you two are the crazy little thieves.
08:37How could you steal this stuff?
08:39We were just looking for food for mommy.
08:42We found it in some room.
08:44This ring is so pretty, mommy.
08:47You should wear it.
08:56Lock down the White House.
08:58Search every room.
08:59Not one corner gets whist.
09:03Oh my God.
09:04If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:08Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:11This is the last one, the maids' quarters.
09:14Open the door.
09:23There they are, right here.
09:26Oh my God.
09:28Caught red-handed.
09:29I'm definitely going to jail.
09:31Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room?
09:37Mr. President, I don't know anything.
09:39I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
09:44It must be the real thief.
09:45They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff in my room to
09:50throw everyone off.
09:51That lie is full of holes.
09:53Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
09:57You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
09:59Just tell the truth already.
10:01Ma'am, look at me.
10:02I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:03Why would I steal something like that?
10:05I've got no motive.
10:06Mr. President, don't forget.
10:08This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:10When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:12I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:16That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:22Tell me who put you up to this.
10:24Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
10:27I swear I didn't!
10:29Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
10:31Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
10:33I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
10:36No!
10:37I'm not a spy!
10:38I swear!
10:40Then let's do it in your way.
10:45Oh my god!
10:48Get down from there now!
10:50That's the president!
10:51Do you have any idea about how much his shoes cost?
10:57What the hell is that filthy thing?!
11:00You dirty beach!
11:02You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:05Someone kill these animals!
11:07Throw them in the trash!
11:11Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:14I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
11:16I'm just a single, mit-usable mom trying to raise two little ones.
11:19It's hard enough!
11:20Please don't hurt them!
11:22I swear I'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up your shoes!
11:25Mr. President...
11:26These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
11:30And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling, like I've seen him somewhere before.
11:36You really like them, huh?
11:38Well, duh!
11:40They're my kids, of course I like them.
11:42Yes, they are adorable.
11:44Please just let me keep them.
11:46I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
11:48I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
11:52Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
11:54Wish they were werewolves.
11:56This ends here.
11:57No one speaks of this.
11:59Thank you, Mr. President.
12:12They're finally gone.
12:14You two little rascals best behave from now on.
12:17If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
12:22You can be her little hand warmers.
12:36Mr. President, I checked it out.
12:38They are not strays.
12:40The woman brought them to the hospital.
12:42But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
12:45No way, she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
12:49So, why lie?
12:51I wasn't pregnant.
12:52That wasn't a baby coming out.
12:54That was, that was a massive toxic waste level crap.
12:57One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:02Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:04Yes, sir.
13:11Hey, easy now.
13:12I won't bite.
13:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
13:17What is that woman hiding?
13:21Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
13:24Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
13:27I, I didn't see anything.
13:29Tell the truth.
13:30Okay, okay, I'll talk.
13:32I, I, I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
13:34She gave birth to two puppies.
13:37And then I passed out from shock.
13:40You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
13:42Yes, I swear every word is true.
13:44I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
13:49So that's it.
13:50Yesterday was so weird.
13:52Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
13:57But he totally let me off.
13:58And he even touched my pups.
14:00Maybe he likes dogs too.
14:02Get the cages ready.
14:03I'm getting those moots out of the White House today.
14:14Quick, hide!
14:20What are kids' dishes doing here?
14:22Those, those are for feeding my dogs.
14:24Feeding dogs with people's dishes?
14:26Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
14:31Now hand over those mutts.
14:33The president said I could keep them.
14:35The president runs a country.
14:36You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
14:40Search the place.
14:41Yes, ma'am.
14:42Find those little beasts.
14:43I'm throwing them out myself.
14:48Ah!
14:50Ah!
14:51No!
14:51No!
14:52Stop!
14:53The president said I could keep them!
14:55You can't!
14:56Out of my way.
14:58You think I don't know what you're doing?
15:00Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you.
15:04Let me tell you something.
15:05You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
15:08No way.
15:09I'm gonna go in here with you.
15:10There, you little bastards are.
15:12No!
15:13No!
15:14Grab them.
15:16Stray dogs dare to bite.
15:18Kill them.
15:18Do it now.
15:20No!
15:21Hit her.
15:29Don't move!
15:31You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday?
15:33Promise me.
15:34Never shift in front of anyone else.
15:36Or it'll bring trouble to us.
15:38Okay, mommy.
15:41What are you waiting for?
15:42Pull those little beasts out.
15:44Ah!
15:46No!
15:47Don't hurt my kids!
15:49Kids?
15:50What kids?
15:53Leah Cole, have you lost your mind?
15:56Wanting to be first lady so bad, you actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
16:01You can't have a real baby, so you're raising mutts as substitutes.
16:06You're disgusting.
16:07You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
16:10You scheming little bitch.
16:12I'm not letting you stick around.
16:14I'm going to make you watch these little beasts die.
16:18No!
16:19Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them.
16:25No!
16:26No!
16:30Babies, don't be scared.
16:33Mommy's here.
16:34What are you waiting for?
16:36Hit her too!
16:36Beat her until she stops moving!
16:40No!
16:46I'd like to see anyone touch her.
16:53Mr. President.
16:54Mr. President.
16:55What brings you here?
16:56This place is beneath you.
16:57Olivia, you've got some nerve.
16:59I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
17:01Why do you bring people to hurt them?
17:03Mr. President, you misunderstand.
17:05I was worried about rabies.
17:07What if they pose a risk to you?
17:09I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
17:12She's...
17:13She's lying.
17:14She's...
17:14She just wanted to kill my dog.
17:16Sorry I'm late.
17:22These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
17:40Oh my God.
17:42The President.
17:43The President is holding me.
17:45What kind of script is this?
17:46He saved me.
17:48And he's being...
17:49Gentle.
17:50Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
17:54Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around,
17:57security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect.
18:00Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
18:02But I was only worried about your safety.
18:05You too.
18:05Are you here to protect me?
18:06Or are you Olivia's personal body guardians?
18:08Mr. President, we...
18:11If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
18:15They're short on people in the Middle East.
18:16You leave tomorrow.
18:17See what a real field assignment looks like.
18:19Mr. President, we're sorry.
18:21Please, give us another chance.
18:22Mr. President, this young lady has extended...
18:24extensive bruising and contrusions on her back.
18:26I've already disinfected the area.
18:28Just needs ointment applied regularly.
18:30I'll do it.
18:34Um, maybe I should just do it myself.
18:36I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
18:40Oh my God.
18:42The President just touched me.
18:43Why is he being so nice to me?
18:45We've only known each other for a few days.
18:47Is he...
18:47Is he up to something?
18:58I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
19:01Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
19:04Come in.
19:06Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
19:10I hope you can forgive me.
19:12Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
19:14But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
19:17Yes, sir.
19:19From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
19:21Move her into the room next to mine.
19:24What?
19:25And one more thing.
19:26The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
19:29Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
19:31We're making it official.
19:32Girlfriend?
19:33Girlfriend?
19:34Mr. President, this isn't right.
19:36I'm just a cleaner.
19:37I...
19:38No one deserves it more than you.
19:39What is wrong with this man?
19:40Did someone drug him?
19:42I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad.
19:45But this is too fast.
19:46I am not ready for this.
19:48Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
19:50Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
19:53If they dig into her background, your reputation...
19:56Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
20:00I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
20:06Too bad he doesn't know.
20:07Well, these two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
20:10Only these two pups are truly mine.
20:12None of those women bore my seed.
20:14But no one can know I'm a werewolf.
20:16Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
20:26Miss Cole, this is your room.
20:28If you need anything, just call me.
20:33Okay.
20:34Come out, babies.
20:39Mommy!
20:41Mommy!
20:43My good babies.
20:47Kids, you're sure the maid heard right?
20:49Positive.
20:49Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
20:52Got it.
20:53This woman makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
20:56Hose rats are probably leftovers from some job.
20:59Baby daddy ran off.
21:00No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
21:02Then we should tell the president.
21:04Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
21:05He'll dump her for sure.
21:07That's too easy for her.
21:08Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents Dinner.
21:10Every media outlet in the country will be there.
21:12I'm going to destroy her in front of everyone.
21:15She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
21:18Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
21:20You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
21:23Got it?
21:24Got it, Mommy.
21:25Bye-bye, Mommy.
21:31Mr. President, here you're announcing something big tonight.
21:34Any hints?
21:36You'll know soon enough.
21:45Who is she?
21:46I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
21:50Yeah, maybe some European princess?
21:52She's got that kind of vibe.
21:53Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
22:06You look stunning tonight.
22:08Shall we dance, Leah?
22:09Mr. President, I don't know how.
22:12Just follow my lead.
22:24The president is dancing with her.
22:26This is huge.
22:30No, no, no.
22:31Snap out of it, Leah.
22:32He's the president.
22:34Half the women in America would kill to marry him.
22:36What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
22:39Get a grip.
22:41Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
22:51He... he actually said it.
22:55Mr. President, what's Miss Cole's background?
22:58How long have you two been together?
23:00How did you meet?
23:04Don't be afraid.
23:07My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
23:09No noble background, no complicated past.
23:12She's clean.
23:13She's simple.
23:14I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
23:17I'm counting on all of you.
23:19Please leave her alone.
23:20Miss Cole, do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
23:23I...
23:24How many boyfriends have you had before?
23:26I've never dated anyone.
23:28So that means the president is your first love?
23:35Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
23:39They say they're looking for their mother.
23:41I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
23:49Mommy!
23:50My baby!
23:52My baby!
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