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00:01Yeah, part time. Even when I'm going to school. Can you believe it? I don't want to be here.
00:08You know I have better things to do, of course.
00:10Get off the phone.
00:12I gotta go. You know the warden's here.
00:16You hang up first.
00:18I hang up first. I hang up. Don't call back.
00:24Now did you sock the shelves?
00:31Stocked.
00:33That is not stocked, little girl.
00:35Well, look, okay, I'm tired.
00:38From what? All you do is sit here and answer the phones all day.
00:43I don't just answer phones.
00:45What else do you do, Miss Tina?
00:47I make appointments, too.
00:51Oh, wow. Then you must be exhausted.
00:56You know what? You tried going to school full-time, working part-time, and babysitting on the side.
01:02This is hard. I'm exhausted.
01:04Oh, you're just so tired. You just can't do it. Honey, please.
01:07You're preparing for the real world.
01:09Come on now, Angela. This is a girl that's trying to work and go to college at the same time.
01:14I did it.
01:16Okay, well, when y'all two did it, it was 1910.
01:19But these days are different, okay? And on top of that, I had to babysit Tommy all weekend.
01:25What? Why? Where was Jennifer?
01:27I'm not supposed to say.
01:30Okay.
01:31Oh, okay.
01:34That's weird.
01:37She was with Tommy's dad. But you ain't hear that from me.
01:41That is awful. That is just awful. She deserves so much better than that.
01:45Why'd she go out with him?
01:46Honey, I don't know. I mean, come on. He doesn't spend any time with his son.
01:50He doesn't pay any child support. He's just an awful man. I don't like this.
01:56Yeah, you know what? It makes us feel good and blessed that, you know, our men are good men.
02:02Tell me about it, girl.
02:05You know, I mean, Marcus, he has his flaws, you know, but he's a good man.
02:09He's so lucky to have me.
02:15I was fire starter yet.
02:18Mind your business.
02:20And that was a bad day. But this ain't about me. This is about Jennifer.
02:25Now, come on, you guys. We can't just sit here and let this happen. We gotta do something.
02:30Something like what?
02:31I don't know. We gotta, like, fix her up. Something.
02:34Now, that's a good idea.
02:35Mmm. I don't think that's so much of a good idea.
02:39Why?
02:40Because she doesn't like blind dates.
02:42How do you know?
02:43Because she told me.
02:44But what did she tell you?
02:46I don't like blind dates. Hell!
02:50You know what? I, I, that's a great idea, Angela.
02:53Yeah, it is. It really is.
02:55You two are setting yourselves up for disaster completely.
02:59Why don't you just set yourself up and stock the shelves?
03:06Stocked hell!
03:09Oh, she ain't my kid. I can't beat her.
03:21Okay, okay, now let's come up with some guys that would be great.
03:24Yeah, a man that likes a woman that, um...
03:27Outspoken.
03:28You mean loud.
03:30And a little tough, right?
03:32And ghetto.
03:35And a, a strong personality. Real stubborn.
03:40Ooh, this gonna be tough.
03:42No, no, it's not. You found Marcus, didn't you?
03:46That was a good one.
03:47Hey, watch out.
03:51Hi, Lady Andy Salon. May I help you?
03:53The phone wasn't ringing.
03:57Yeah, we can say that she's slick.
04:00Hey, oh, wait a minute, what about the guy?
04:02No, girl, he's married.
04:04Oh, yeah.
04:06Uh...
04:06Ooh, what about James?
04:08Mm-mm, honey, James went back to his ex.
04:11Yeah.
04:13Oh, hey, wait, remember Carmine from down...
04:15Oh, yeah, what happened to him?
04:17Oh, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.
04:19I forgot about Carmine.
04:20Nah, nah, nah, nah, he got a crazy side.
04:22Now, how bad could he be, Andrew?
04:23Girl, the last time I saw Carmine,
04:26he was standing on the street corner in the rain,
04:29asking for change with ice cream cones.
04:33With boy shorts on.
04:36And cowboy boots.
04:41Girl, that's not so bad.
04:43Put her headdress on.
04:46And a tattoo on his back saying,
04:48the world is still flat, are you?
04:52Girl, Jennifer likes tattoos.
04:54Come on now.
04:56But nah, we reaching, we reaching.
04:58We desperate, girl.
04:59I just...
05:00I didn't know that it would be this hard to fix her up.
05:03Good.
05:04Because she wouldn't want it.
05:06Oh, I...
05:08I'm so sorry.
05:10I got it.
05:11What?
05:12What about us asking the guys who they know?
05:15Right?
05:16That's it.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Whoa, that is not a great idea.
05:20I'm telling you guys, this is not what she wants.
05:24We should ask Marcus and Joseph to talk to his friends.
05:28That is a great idea.
05:30Yes.
05:31A great idea.
05:41Todd.
05:42We pay you to keep this place clean.
05:44That's exactly what you should be doing.
05:46We?
05:46Yes.
05:47Get used to it.
05:50Am I in the twilight zone?
05:53Boy, shut up and clean up.
05:56Guys.
06:06So what are you doing here?
06:08I come by to check on Richard every now and then.
06:10You know.
06:11A lot.
06:12She's here a lot.
06:15So, how are you two?
06:16Great.
06:17Great.
06:19Well, you...
06:19You look good.
06:20Thanks.
06:21Thanks.
06:23I like those shoes, girl.
06:26And those shoes you have on must have cost you a pretty penny, huh?
06:29Not a cent.
06:30My Richard bought these for me.
06:32She'd walk out of here with him.
06:35So how often do you come here?
06:37Every damn day.
06:41Actually, Angela, I come here as often as I can.
06:45You see, a woman stole a good man from me once before,
06:48and I'm not going to let another one get away.
06:50Oh, really?
06:56She had a whole lot of...
06:59Hey, baby.
07:02Go on. Finish.
07:04A whole lot of what?
07:07She had a whole lot of aspirations to become something better.
07:10You know, like you, baby.
07:11How you doing?
07:12Hi, honey.
07:13Hey, baby.
07:15I brought you some lunch.
07:18And I spoon-feed you, too.
07:19Oh, that's great.
07:21I'm just scrolling.
07:22I know.
07:25Uh, babe.
07:27I brought you lunch, too.
07:28You did?
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:30Oh.
07:34So, did you bring me lunch, too?
07:38Yeah, I brought you lunch.
07:45Lunch.
07:46I don't know what it is, but I know it's going to cost me.
07:49Spoken like a true man who's been married a long time.
07:58Yeah.
08:00Baby, come on.
08:02Can't I just come by and say hi to my beautiful husband?
08:06No.
08:06Tell me what's on your mind.
08:09Baby, I just don't understand why you would even do that to me like that.
08:13Baby, I just came by and say hi to you.
08:16You want to be so mean to be like that.
08:18I just can't change.
08:20What is wrong with you?
08:22You amino.
08:23I just can't do that.
08:26Word.
08:26I should do that for her, man.
08:28She never cooked for me before.
08:29I've got half a sandwich here.
08:31Wait for it.
08:32Wait for what?
08:36Baby, what are you doing on the floor?
08:39Um, oh, I'm looking for my contact.
08:43You don't wear contacts.
08:44She don't wear contacts.
08:47I just don't understand why my husband is not happy.
08:51Angela, what is it?
08:53Um, okay, listen.
08:56I invited Jennifer to the house for dinner tonight,
08:59and I need for you guys to help us out and invite a couple of friends.
09:04Yeah, can you get guys, like, some of your single friends that, you know, can help us out a little
09:08bit?
09:08You know, some friends that like some meat on a woman's bone.
09:13It's...
09:14It's wrong.
09:16So you want us to help you fix up Jennifer?
09:19Yeah!
09:19With who?
09:21Make sure you know someone.
09:23No, I don't.
09:25Come on.
09:26Baby, have you discussed this with Jennifer?
09:28No.
09:29No, I haven't.
09:30Well, then it's not a good idea.
09:32But, baby, do y'all know that she went back with that Teddy?
09:36Teddy?
09:37Teddy!
09:38That lowlight M-M-Mino?
09:41That's a bad dude.
09:44All right, I'll... I'll call somebody.
09:47Okay, and you?
09:49Yeah, okay.
09:50Babe, really?
09:51Okay, I'll try to make a couple calls.
09:55I love you.
09:56You guys are so great.
09:58Let me eat some biscuits.
09:59Mwah!
10:00All right.
10:01Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
10:02Hold on, hold on.
10:02Didn't you see what Richard got?
10:04The whole platter and the spoon feeding and the whole thing?
10:08I mean...
10:08Really?
10:09Yeah.
10:10I mean, she's trying to get a man.
10:12Sure, we already got a man.
10:15We don't do all that.
10:16They've been married too long and had kids and everything.
10:21You don't do all that.
10:27I know, I know.
10:30I know.
10:31I know.
10:32I know.
10:32Get your butt off the phone.
10:35don't worry
10:36yeah you busted
10:39hey Jennifer
10:41hey honey
10:44so how was your weekend
10:46where were you all weekend
10:46I was busy
10:48doing what?
10:50minding my business
10:51something you should do
10:53somebody had a rough weekend
10:55look I don't want to talk about it
11:01what happened Tina
11:02what is going on with her
11:03I don't know
11:04he made her so mad
11:05that she came in here crying this morning
11:06I don't know what to do
11:07I've offered her candy, cakes, pies
11:09everything
11:09she doesn't want it
11:14so hey Jennifer
11:15girl guess what
11:16I'm having a dinner party tonight
11:18you want to come?
11:20nah I'm not up for it
11:22come on
11:23Jen it'll be fun
11:24I got plans
11:26hey
11:28doing what?
11:30what you doing?
11:31don't worry about it
11:33she ain't coming
11:36I'll show you how to get her to come
11:38what are you guys having?
11:40just some turkey breast and fried chicken
11:42and mac and cheese
11:43and red beans and rice
11:45and gumbo
11:46what time do you stay again?
11:48eight
11:48I'll see you then
11:54oh wait I'll give it
11:56okay
11:56okay
12:05hey
12:06hey Leslie
12:10look who's here
12:14come on in
12:16hey there
12:18oh so look you brought us a bottle of wine
12:20huh?
12:21yes and I picked it out
12:22it's a $1,936
12:24$1,500 a bottle
12:27we thank you
12:29we just wanted to show you
12:30that we appreciated you
12:32yeah well you sure feel appreciated
12:35hey Les
12:36come here
12:36help me put this on ice
12:38uh uh
12:40it's red
12:42alright well then
12:43let's put this on heat
12:48babe why don't you
12:49come with me
12:49it's really heavy
12:50this $1,500
12:52bottle of wine
12:53what?
12:55would you bring your ass
12:56over here?
13:00did you invite them?
13:01hell no I didn't invite them
13:04did you invite them?
13:07Joseph
13:10you guys were talking about
13:11having dinner right in front of them
13:12what was I supposed to do?
13:13not invite them
13:14exactly
13:16what are you guys talking about
13:17over there huh?
13:18oh
13:19wow that's a
13:20nice bag you have
13:23thank you
13:23under her eyes
13:28it's a Hermes Constance
13:31so Angela
13:32I see that you
13:34tried to do something different
13:35since I came over here last
13:38baby
13:39looks like she put some new pictures up
13:41let's have a look
13:42let's see what we're talking about
13:44she is spending
13:46all of his money
13:48let's go see what they're up to
13:49because I don't trust them demons
13:51in our house
13:54mmm
13:54well dinner smells great
13:56I have a chef
13:59hi Marcus
14:04Keisha
14:05hi Keisha
14:07yes
14:09I hope the two of you invited some nice guys
14:11I was only able to get one
14:13Marcus
14:14Joseph only got one too
14:16people are busy there at church
14:18but you didn't try
14:21this is ridiculous
14:22let's go get the door
14:28hey baby
14:29alright hey
14:30thanks bro
14:30Billy this is my wife Angela
14:32Angela Billy
14:32Angela
14:32hi Bill
14:34that's Leslie
14:35of course she knew Joseph
14:36what's up baby
14:37what's going on
14:38hey and this is my friend Scotty
14:41nice to meet you
14:42Leslie
14:42yes
14:43and over there
14:44that's Richard
14:45and Keisha
14:46Scotty
14:47Bill
14:47what are you doing
14:48what are you doing
14:49what are you doing
14:50what are you doing
14:51what are you doing
14:52what are you doing
14:52what are you doing
14:53thank you
14:53looking good
14:54I know
14:57so you know them baby
14:58yeah baby
14:59we all work out at the same gym together
15:01how in the hell
15:02she know every man
15:06you sure do know how to pick them
15:08well I picked you
15:09my little cactus
15:12go shut the door please
15:20you trying to close the damn door
15:22on me food
15:22what's up
15:24I'm on me
15:26hey
15:27hey everybody
15:28hey hey hey
15:29Scotty
15:29hey everybody
15:30this is Jennifer
15:31hey Jen
15:32hey Keisha
15:34Keisha
15:34Keisha
15:35hey look
15:36break that up
15:36can you please let Jennifer sit here
15:38why
15:39because your man is over there
15:41Jennifer
15:42that is a beautiful jacket
15:43you have on
15:44oh thank you
15:45thank you
15:46here Jen
15:47have a seat
15:49yeah
15:50good cozy
15:51how you doing Jennifer
15:52alright
15:53so uh Scotty
15:54Jennifer works with me
15:56what do you do
15:57well I'm a high school football coach
15:59oh
15:59don't you like football
16:01no
16:04and Bill
16:05what do you do
16:06Bill is a policeman
16:09and Bill
16:10what do you do
16:11I'm a police officer
16:13ooh
16:13that means you got handcuffs on
16:18okay I see what's going on here
16:20Angela
16:20did you wait right there
16:21Keisha
16:22Keisha
16:22can you come to the kitchen please
16:23and help me open up that
16:25fifteen hundred dollar bottle of wine
16:26you know we ain't used to
16:28opening nothing that expensive
16:29around here
16:30get up
16:32thank you
16:34excuse me
16:36excuse me
16:37excuse me
16:40two days huh
16:44come on
16:46I'm gonna go with you
16:47no no no no no no
16:48it's okay
16:49now you know how I am about the kitchen
16:50I don't like too many people up in the kitchen
16:53you just say this
16:57you are trying to hook her up aren't you Angela
17:00Keisha
17:01Keisha
17:01don't you dare say a word
17:02she's our friend
17:03and we are helping her out
17:05you can't help her
17:06she needs to lose weight
17:07come on
17:07if she does that
17:08then maybe a man would want her
17:10oh now that's just nasty
17:11it's not
17:12I'm just speaking the truth
17:13the truth that all of us already know
17:15come on
17:16those guys don't want her
17:17they work out
17:18they're fine
17:19they work out
17:22let me tell you something Keisha
17:25there is somebody for everybody
17:27no matter who they are honey
17:29didn't you find Richard
17:31and didn't Marcus
17:32enough
17:32enough
17:33ladies
17:34come on now
17:35we're just trying to help out Jennifer
17:36okay
17:37okay
17:38Keisha
17:39don't you dare say a word
17:41keep your mouth shut
17:44uh Marcus
17:45I need to go to the bathroom
17:46oh yeah yeah
17:47you know where it is
17:48yeah yeah
17:48excuse me
17:51excuse me
18:01I hope you're not trying to hook me up with that sister
18:05oh
18:06man it would take both of us to hit that
18:08right
18:09oh come on guys fellas fellas
18:11you can't judge a book by this cover
18:12oh I'm judging
18:13come on fellas I can't let you talk about it like that
18:16look Marcus
18:17lighten up
18:19you told us we're going to come over here meet some nice chicks
18:21right
18:21you didn't say nothing about a two for one
18:23oh
18:24stop
18:25that's lowdown
18:25come on man
18:26if you don't like her that's one thing
18:27but don't talk about it because she's overweight
18:29all right
18:31well dinner's just about ready
18:38so this how y'all do me
18:41let me tell you fool something
18:42you'll be lucky to have a chick like me
18:45because I hold my man down
18:46something go wrong
18:47I handle it
18:48so you know what
18:49you can go to hell with your bitch asses
18:53Jennifer
18:54no
18:55I love all of this that God made honey
18:58and I better have a damn to go plate tomorrow
19:01Marcus what happened
19:04these are not bitch ass dudes over here
19:16Jen
19:17Jen
19:20come in
19:47I'm sorry
19:50Angie I don't need your help
19:51to get a man
19:52to get a man
19:53I mean what do you think
19:54because I'm overweight
19:55I'm lonely
19:57I think you're lonely
19:58because you're with Tommy's dad
20:01we just want you to do better
20:02Jennifer
20:08honey why do you keep going back to him
20:12he doesn't spend any time with his son
20:14he's just not a good man
20:19I don't need Tommy
20:20hearing you talk about his daddy
20:23I'm sorry Jen
20:24I mean I know he treats me bad
20:27but when it's good
20:27it's good
20:29and you cannot protect me from me
20:33look I know y'all my girls
20:34okay
20:37but trust
20:38I'm gonna be okay
20:39I will
20:42for real
20:42for real
20:46don't mess with my hair girl
20:47you know he's lovely right
20:50I love y'all too
20:52don't go anywhere
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