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00:08uh-huh yeah that's right i'll be sure to give him that message okay all right get off my phone
00:18Todd uh uh no Richard is not in give me the phone I'm trying to help you out Todd
00:30get the phone
00:38don't do it
00:42hello uh yes this is he
00:46uh yeah that's right 4747
00:49hey Richard
00:50he's on the phone with a credit card company
00:55we stay out of his business
00:57he owes so much money
01:01no I was on the phone with my lady in the credit card company call
01:05how many times have I told you not to take personal calls at work
01:08no it wasn't personal
01:10it was private
01:21yes uh okay thank you
01:23no no survey today
01:25thank you yes uh-huh
01:29what's up
01:30I got a problem
01:32oh yeah what is it credit card company
01:36Keisha is burning my credit card up I mean
01:42credit card rate
01:45that's no good
01:50hey what am I gonna do
01:51tell her to stop
01:53no it's not that easy
01:55oh yes it is my friend
01:57Richard
02:00no means no
02:02no means no
02:03look I
02:05I told her that I would take care of her
02:09okay
02:10yeah
02:10okay
02:11good
02:13how much are we talking about
02:16thirty-six
02:16thirty-six
02:17thousand
02:19like I said
02:24that is not taking care of her man
02:26that is taking care of a small third world nation
02:28you gotta put an end to this
02:32how did you stop Leslie from spending
02:33well I don't have a problem with Leslie spending
02:36well you don't
02:38no
02:39but she drives a Bentley
02:41and a Range Rover
02:43she always looks great
02:45great legs on her huh
02:46and she's always wearing the ladies
02:48whatever whatever
02:50whatever whatever
02:52but see
02:53Richard
02:54you're missing Leslie's
02:56most attractive quality
02:58what
03:00she's got a job my man
03:15all right
03:18I have figured out a way
03:20to save us a hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year in accounting
03:23oh that's great
03:25isn't that great Marcus
03:26well it depends on what Keisha has to do with it
03:30I don't care what she has to do with it
03:32I'm in
03:34that's great
03:35because I want to offer Keisha a job here accounting
03:39no way
03:41why not
03:45let me get this right
03:47you want to offer his baby mama a job
03:49I mean you're handling your money
03:52all you're about to be broke
03:59all right
04:00Richard I'm searching for the words of how to say this
04:03are you crazy
04:07those are the words
04:09I mean
04:10Keisha handling our money
04:15comfortable with this
04:17no
04:17no she wouldn't have control over the checks of the accounts
04:21no
04:22no she would just be pushing paper around
04:24it would still take all three signatures to write a check for over a thousand dollars
04:29no
04:31that's right Marcus
04:32you should be taking a little bit at a time
04:34going to petty cash
04:36taking out three hundred dollars a month
04:38y'all wouldn't even know it was missing
04:48we'll go balance the petty cash
04:51listen
04:51that's what I'm talking about
04:53you don't have time to be doing that
04:55that would be her job
04:56she's not comfortable with this okay
04:58it's not what we talked about
04:59oh
04:59wait
05:00wait
05:00wait
05:01wait
05:02you guys talked about this already
05:06yes
05:09so when were you going to tell me
05:10I didn't know he was going to offer her a job man
05:13look
05:15Keisha needs a job
05:16well she can't work here
05:17come on Marcus
05:19you know she has a degree in accounting
05:20yeah
05:21and that's what she'll be doing
05:22she'll be accounting and spending every dime
05:26man you're supposed to be my boy
05:28you still can't get over the fact that we're getting married can you
05:30Richard I don't care about you getting married
05:32I just know Keisha
05:33and I know her and money
05:35they're like light and darkness
05:36they can never co-exist
05:40uh
05:41you and Joseph used to live together
05:43darkness
05:48I want to hire her
05:49no way man
05:51she's probably running through your money like a train wreck right now
05:58did you tell him
06:00no
06:01he doesn't have to
06:03I know her
06:04you don't
06:05Richard
06:07she is playing you Richard
06:10she's going to say anything she can to get your money
06:12why can't you be happy for me
06:15because I know where this is going
06:17and I
06:18hey I'm just
06:19I'm sorry
06:20she can't work here Richard
06:21alright
06:22let's put this to a vote
06:24sure let's do that
06:27alright
06:27well just let me know how it turns out
06:30no no no no
06:31come on
06:32Joseph
06:32need you here man
06:37I am not for it
06:38nay
06:41I vote for it
06:42Joseph
06:43you have a tie break
06:44let's hear it
06:45tell him
06:46I am
06:48I'm for it
06:49thank you
06:50Joseph come on
06:51Joseph
06:52Marcus
06:53Marcus
06:53it's a hundred thousand dollars man
06:55that is a lot of money we can be putting back into the company
06:59you know what
07:03fine
07:04fine
07:07fine
07:09yes
07:09okay
07:11I'm going to go check on that petty cash
07:26hey babe
07:29hi
07:30babe what are you doing here
07:33I need to talk to you
07:35what's going on
07:38the fellas have decided to hire Keisha at C-Sports
07:43doing what
07:47accounting
07:51accounting
07:55oh she going to be accounting and spending all that money
08:01same thing I said
08:03baby this can't happen
08:05I know
08:09I got you
08:13um
08:17babe um
08:18yeah no I'm going to handle it
08:20okay
08:20what are you doing
08:22I'm handling it
08:24look look
08:26excuse me babe
08:28I got it
08:28not the Vaseline
08:29babe
08:29babe
08:30babe
08:31babe
08:31I do not need you fighting my battles
08:33okay
08:34oh I know that
08:35I know
08:35I got it
08:37I'm fighting my own battles
08:39no no no no no no no
08:42no no no no
08:43come on
08:45come on
08:46come on
08:47come on
08:47come on
08:47come on
08:47come on
08:48look
08:48look
08:50I
08:50will go back to the office
08:52and I will handle it
08:54trust me
08:55okay
08:56Okay? I got this.
09:02But I can't handle it.
09:04I know you can't. I know you can't.
09:06I watch the Housewives.
09:08I know you can't.
09:10Listen, I'm gonna take care of this,
09:13and I'm gonna meet you for dinner at Ozzy's, okay?
09:16I'll see you later.
09:18We good?
09:20You gonna stay here?
09:26Stay here.
09:28Don't do nothing.
09:32Angela?
09:33Okay.
09:34Okay.
09:35Alright. See you later.
09:57So let's get this straight.
10:00They have her working for them?
10:01At the studio.
10:03What?
10:04Angela, are they crazy?
10:05That's exactly what I said.
10:07I hope they hurry up and get here.
10:08Yeah, me too.
10:10Yeah, you know, Marcus, he said he was running to work to try and handle it.
10:13But just in case he doesn't, honey, I went old school.
10:16I brought my sneakers, my hammer, and my lighter fluid and matches.
10:23No, I'm serious.
10:24I'm not playing.
10:25I'm not having this woman come in and take our investment.
10:28Are you kidding me?
10:29Oh, come on now.
10:30Ugh.
10:31Now, look, this is crazy.
10:33This is absolutely crazy.
10:34Keisha's always spending money.
10:36Yeah.
10:36And I don't think Richard has that kind of money.
10:38We know he doesn't.
10:40Here they come.
10:42Hey.
10:43Hi.
10:44Hi.
10:44Hi, honey.
10:47Hey, Liz.
10:48Hey, Marcus.
10:49You guys order already?
10:50Um, well, no.
10:51We were waiting for you guys.
10:52Ugh.
10:53Okay.
10:56Hi, Angela.
10:58Hi, Joseph.
10:58Hi.
10:59Hi, hi, hi.
11:01Now, since we got the highs out of the way, is the tramp working there or not?
11:08Yes, the tramp is working there.
11:11What?
11:13Marcus.
11:13I don't like it.
11:15Why?
11:16Uh, the girl is treacherous.
11:18And beyond.
11:20Marcus, come on.
11:21Why aren't you saying anything about this?
11:23Because Joseph voted against me.
11:27Oh, what?
11:28Why would you do that?
11:29She should not be working there, Joseph.
11:32It will be fine.
11:33No, it won't be fine.
11:35No, it won't be fine.
11:36This chick's gonna rob us blind.
11:38Angela, she's not writing checks, okay?
11:40She's just, you know, pushing paper.
11:42Okay, and if the paperwork is wrong, then you two will be in trouble with the government.
11:46Mm-hmm.
11:47And those are three people that I don't want to mess with.
11:50The I, the R, or the S.
11:54Look, just for the record, I think this is a bad idea.
11:58Can I just say that before I get a record, she can't work there.
12:03Y'all need to shut this down.
12:05I mean, how did this come up anyway?
12:07Yeah.
12:08Tell her, Joseph.
12:09How did it?
12:10Since you guys were talking about it before I even got there.
12:14It was pretty funny.
12:16So, Richard comes to me, and he says,
12:19Hey, man.
12:20How do you keep Leslie from spending all your money?
12:23And what did you say?
12:25I tell him, easy.
12:27I keep her on an allowance.
12:30Wait, what?
12:33So, Richard's like, how do you do that, man?
12:37And I'm like, easy.
12:39I'm gonna let her spend what she's allowed to spend.
12:47Come on, man.
12:48Come on, man.
12:49I'm gonna get loud, man.
12:50It was funny.
12:52So, that's funny to you?
12:55Yeah, it was a pretty good joke.
12:57It was pretty funny.
12:58Well, it was a joke that's gonna have you on the sofa tonight.
13:04Wait, so, you think that I spend all of your money?
13:10No.
13:11Babe, you don't spend money.
13:12You spend your money.
13:13Exactly.
13:14I have a job, and I work for what I have.
13:16So, you should have told him that.
13:18Which I did.
13:19Which is also why it's called a joke, baby.
13:21Get it?
13:22Ha ha.
13:22Hey, can we have an order of a sense of humor over here?
13:25What's the problem?
13:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
13:27Enough.
13:28Can we stay on track here?
13:30This is about Keisha.
13:33Yeah, and we should be talking about how we can get rid of this.
13:35You know, except for that one time.
13:36A few years ago, remember when the markets were crashing and I cut you a check for $97,000?
13:42Oh, okay, so that was a loan?
13:45Um, you know what?
13:46Let me think about that.
13:47Yeah, that was a loan.
13:49Oh, really?
13:50No, no, babe.
13:51Really, just, you know, why don't you keep it?
13:52I don't need this junk change, right?
13:55Shut up.
13:57Shut up.
13:59It's a waste expense, right?
14:02Don't worry, babe.
14:03I'm sure you'll get back to me as soon as you remember I gave it to you.
14:09So long with the T-shirt situation you need.
14:12Yeah, and, um, Richard.
14:12Richard, if we all talk to Richard, then I think that we can-
14:14I mean, who needs $97,000, right?
14:19I'll write that off.
14:21Oh, gift.
14:27So you want me to pay you back?
14:30Are you, have you, what is going on with you?
14:32Are we in a relationship or are we buddies?
14:35Buddies?
14:36Oh, okay.
14:38Babe, do you have any idea how good my buddy would have to be at sex to pay him $97
14:44,000?
14:48Oh, hey, look at me.
14:49Do I look like I need to pay for sex?
14:54Well, you have to pay tonight, buddy.
14:58Oh, come on.
14:59That's funny, Marcus.
15:00$97,000, that's a lot of sense, man.
15:03You need to shut the hell out.
15:08Well, Joseph, hey, Joseph, um, maybe if we could get you to re-vote and you're on Marcus's side, then
15:14we can get Keisha out of here, right, Marcus?
15:17Yep.
15:17Right? Right? Yeah, because if she's still working there, I'm telling you, she's gonna cause you guys more problems than
15:23you could imagine.
15:24Well, I understand that, but $100,000...
15:29What is this?
15:30A check for $97,000.
15:35Babe, are you upset?
15:36Uh, don't babe me. Just take the money.
15:41Well...
15:42No, I'm just, I'm just saying, if you're upset...
15:45Bouncing a check isn't gonna fix anything!
15:48Like, how serious?
15:50Save the animals, Marcus, come on, it's got a bunny on it.
15:52You know why?
15:53Watch.
15:54Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!
16:00A bounce, perfect, perfect!
16:02Just the people we're waiting to see.
16:05Bounce?
16:06Wait.
16:08Keisha, pull up a chair.
16:09Hey, yes, um, pulling up chairs.
16:12I didn't know we were coming to a pub.
16:16Um, the beer bombs and, and peanuts.
16:18You must have chosen this place, Angela.
16:23How are you?
16:27So, Richard, we are interested in hearing about this new position.
16:34What position?
16:35I haven't had a chance to tell you about it yet, babe.
16:38So, what are you waiting for?
16:41Well, this is nothing, this is great, you're gonna love this.
16:44Talk to the guys, and we've decided to offer you a job.
16:50What's that?
16:54What, come on, a job? J-O-B, you know, work.
16:58I know what that is, but I mean, where?
17:00Working at C-Sports.
17:01Ah, okay.
17:04Doing what?
17:05Accounting.
17:06That's what your background is in.
17:08Y-yeah, but-
17:09You know, this is gonna be great, because we're spending a lot on our present accounts, right?
17:12See?
17:13Honey, hey.
17:14Hey, and you know what, this will be good for you, because, I mean, less idle time,
17:18less time for you to be in the mall, more time working.
17:20Richard, baby.
17:22Listen, and, I'm gonna pay you $100,000 a year.
17:27$100,000?
17:28Mm-hmm, wait for it, and benefits!
17:34Okay, wait, wait a second.
17:36Now, we all would like to have something to say about this.
17:39Angela, just, just give me a second.
17:41Baby, hey.
17:44Um, I don't wanna work at C-Sports.
17:47Oh, you wanna work somewhere else?
17:48No. I mean, I don't wanna work anywhere.
17:52I just don't wanna work.
17:56I mean, maybe, why should I wanna work when, come on.
17:59You are doing wonderful.
18:01And besides, you know, hey, I could have swore that just before we walked in here tonight,
18:05I did put in some work.
18:11Uh, baby.
18:14You have to do something.
18:15What do you mean, I'm gonna have to do something?
18:19You are spending too much money.
18:22Richard, you're a millionaire, what do you care?
18:24You're a millionaire?
18:26And I would like to stay that way.
18:30Richard, just what are you saying?
18:34Baby, I want you to take this job, and you can spend whatever you earn.
18:38Sweetheart, I'll take care of everything else.
18:41Whatever I earn?
18:43As in, the $100,000 job at C-Sports? That's it?
18:52Keisha?
18:53What?
18:53That's being reasonable.
18:54Oh, I am being very reasonable, Richard.
18:58In fact, I am going to walk my reasonable behind out the door.
19:01I don't like this, and I really don't like what you did up in here today.
19:05How dare you embarrass me in front of all these people?
19:09Offering me a job?
19:10Me?
19:12Work.
19:14If I wanted to work, I would have been working, getting myself all sweaty and dirty,
19:19and then aging all fast, and getting all loud and bitter as I get older,
19:23and I would have married him.
19:25You know what? Don't say anything.
19:26Just stay here, and you can have your pub dinner.
19:33You don't need a case.
19:36Not the top.
19:47So, can we just order?
19:48Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
19:51Ow! That's it! That's the elbow!
19:52That's my elbow!
19:54Ow!
19:54I'm just going to go home, and Angela, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
19:58My elbow!
20:05So, where'd she learn jiu-jitsu?
20:09I'm watching that late-night stuff.
20:12Man, if you don't get help out of here, I'm going to stab you with this fork.
20:21That's crazy.
20:22Yep.
20:23He was wrong.
20:25Yep.
20:26The moon is green.
20:28Yep.
20:31So, would you just going to agree with me, because you think we might have an argument?
20:36Yep.
20:38So, just because our friends had an argument, doesn't mean that we're going to have one now, does it?
20:44Yep.
20:46Smart man.
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