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00:12Coming, coming, coming, coming.
00:17Don't you hear me knocking?
00:18Where is she?
00:19In her room.
00:21How's the dress?
00:22Don't ask.
00:23Do not ask.
00:25What's wrong with you?
00:26Girl, it is bad up there.
00:27Is she getting dressed?
00:28No.
00:29Why?
00:30The salon's grand reopening is in 30 minutes.
00:32Look, she's giving the stylist fits up there.
00:34Why?
00:35The dress doesn't fit.
00:37Why doesn't the dress fit?
00:39The stylist suggested that maybe she gained a little weight.
00:42Oh.
00:43Since the last measurements.
00:45No, she didn't.
00:46Yes, she did.
00:48Was there blood?
00:51Girl, look, you know I'm squeamish.
00:53I left the room.
00:54You left her?
00:55Hell yeah.
00:56What are you doing?
00:57Look, look, she's already going off on me.
01:00I need a shot of something.
01:02Leslie, you don't drink hard liquor.
01:04No, I don't, but I think this is a good time to start.
01:07Where is she at?
01:09In her room.
01:10Come on.
01:11I'm not going up there.
01:13Come on.
01:15Mommy, please don't make me go up there.
01:19Leslie, get your bony butt up these stairs.
01:21Come on.
01:32Girl, do you see this waistline?
01:35Do you see how sexy I am?
01:38Do you see how tight this butt is?
01:41I've been working hard for this.
01:43Hey.
01:54Did it just get cold in here?
01:5820 below.
02:01There is no crying in dressmaking.
02:05Angela, is she all right?
02:08No, she ain't all right.
02:11Now, can you go in the bathroom, please, and fix this dress so I can get in it?
02:17And you better not get no snot on my dress.
02:23I tell you one thing.
02:26If she does not come out of that bathroom with enough inseam in that dress for it to fit me,
02:34if she pop up missing, y'all didn't see her here.
02:38You don't tell me I gained weight.
02:42No, not at all.
02:48Well, I mean, you have been putting those hamburgers down at lunch lately at work, girl.
02:52I'm just saying.
02:55Oh, well, you have been eating like you've been eating for two.
03:00What?
03:01Kill her first!
03:05Come on, you guys.
03:07Have I gained weight?
03:08This is crazy.
03:09Maybe just a little.
03:13I mean, you're still skinny.
03:15Calm the hell down.
03:18Angela, you're acting out crazy over a dress when you should be celebrating the reopening of your salon.
03:23Right.
03:24So why are we sweating the small stuff?
03:26Right.
03:28You're right.
03:29You're right.
03:31I just want everything to be perfect.
03:34Angela, it is perfect.
03:36It is.
03:37You did it.
03:38Go, Angie.
03:38I did it.
03:41I did it.
03:43I did it.
03:45Yes, you did.
03:46Y'all know y'all my girls, right?
03:48Mm-hmm.
03:48Mm-hmm.
03:51You've been drinking.
03:53Oh.
03:55Oh, well, look, you were acting crazy earlier.
03:58I was scared.
03:59I needed something.
04:02So how does the salon look?
04:04Well, I know I kept you from there all day, but the salon looks absolutely amazing.
04:12Amazing.
04:13Oh.
04:14This is a dream come true.
04:17It really is.
04:18I'm so happy.
04:20I believed I could do it, and I did it.
04:24I'm so excited.
04:25Me too.
04:26Me too, Angela.
04:28Are you excited, Jennifer?
04:29Oh, yeah, I'm real excited for my check.
04:35Look, truth be told, the salon looks amazing.
04:39That is so great.
04:41Les, thank you for making me keep Tyreek, okay?
04:44See?
04:45I told you Tyreek would do a great job.
04:47Yeah, yeah, he did.
04:49He really did.
04:50You know, and I know he's going to be beaming with pride tonight at the salon.
04:55Hold up.
04:59Why would you invite Tyreek?
05:02Well, he did the renovations, so I'm sure he wants to drum up some business for himself.
05:09Mm-mm.
05:09No way.
05:11What?
05:12What?
05:13Uh, Marcus?
05:16Girl, please.
05:17Marcus don't care about no Tyreek.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21Marcus don't care about you having a one-night stand with that fine brother 14 years ago.
05:26No.
05:27That was old and in the past, girl.
05:31That ain't nothing.
05:34Okay.
05:36Where are you going?
05:38Oh, I'm going to the salon early, because it's about to be good.
05:41Your salon grand reopening is going to be a grand fight to the death.
05:45Ha, ha, ha.
06:02Hey, Marcus.
06:04Hey, Rich.
06:05Man, she did it.
06:06Yes, she did, right?
06:08Ha, man.
06:12Hello, Marcus.
06:20What are you doing here?
06:21Richard is here.
06:23And?
06:26That's my man.
06:28Excuse me.
06:29And wherever my man goes, I go.
06:36Well, you weren't invited.
06:39Well, I'm here.
06:43Baby, you want a good drink?
06:45Yes.
06:45The two of us?
06:46Yes, please.
06:46In the party.
06:47Because we in the hells.
06:51Mm-hmm.
06:55Marcus, what is she doing here?
06:58Jennifer, just let it go.
07:00We've been dealing with her since she started dating Richard.
07:02Don't let her just ruin this night, because I'm not going to.
07:06Hm.
07:06It ain't her I'm worried about.
07:11You know, Marcus, I think you got the right idea.
07:14You're being really big about this.
07:16Well, thank you.
07:17Mm.
07:18Are you drunk?
07:19What?
07:21No, well, that's condescending of you.
07:24It's what I do.
07:30Tariq.
07:31Keisha!
07:35Hello.
07:36Ah.
07:38How have you been?
07:39Good.
07:40My gosh, it's been years.
07:4314, and you don't look a day older.
07:46I know.
07:49Oh, hell no.
07:52What are you doing here?
07:54Oh, um, I'm with my fiancé, Richard.
07:57Hold on.
07:57Richard, baby, Richard.
07:59Come over here.
07:59Yoo-hoo.
08:02Uh, Richard, this is Tariq.
08:05Tariq, this is Richard.
08:06Nice to meet you, man.
08:07Congratulations, man.
08:09Excuse me.
08:10Okay.
08:11Hey, Tariq.
08:12Hey.
08:12Hey.
08:13Hey.
08:13How you doing?
08:14Hey.
08:14You know her?
08:16Please, does he?
08:17Me and Tariq go back years.
08:19Right.
08:20In fact, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:22Do you remember that night that you were so angry and it was raining outside of the bar
08:26and you left and you hooked up with Angela?
08:28What?
08:29No, I don't.
08:30I don't.
08:30What?
08:31No, I don't.
08:31I don't know.
08:32Wait, who are you talking to?
08:33You called me the very next day and you told me all about it.
08:36And remember, I told you that I was Angela.
08:38Ah, right, right, right, right, right, right.
08:40Yeah.
08:41You.
08:41Forgot you knew about that.
08:42Oh, hell.
08:48So, you and Angela, you guys been keeping in touch all these years.
08:54No.
08:55I did the salon renovation.
08:58Honestly, she didn't even remember me.
09:02Really?
09:03Yeah, really.
09:05Uh-huh.
09:06That's pretty interesting.
09:07Hey, does Marcus know that you and Angela hooked up that night?
09:11Who is Marcus?
09:14I see.
09:15That's her husband.
09:16In fact, come on, let me introduce you to him.
09:18Hey, Kish, let me holler.
09:19Let me go.
09:19Let me go.
09:20Let me go.
09:20Let me go.
09:21He's going down.
09:22You're going down.
09:22He's going down.
09:24He's going over there.
09:24So annoying.
09:26Marcus, come over here for a second.
09:30Tariq, this is Marcus.
09:32Marcus, this is Tariq.
09:33How you doing?
09:34Hey, hey.
09:34All right.
09:36Tariq is the one that did all the construction in here.
09:39Oh, yeah.
09:40Great job.
09:43Tariq and I were actually just over there reminiscing and laughing about one night of college.
09:49Okay.
09:50That's good for you.
09:52Well, you remember the night.
09:54It was the night that I showed up at your birthday party.
09:57Remember?
09:59It was the night that Angela threw the drink in my face.
10:02I don't need a drink.
10:03A dollar.
10:03Lots of ice.
10:05Lots of ice.
10:09Oh, oh, that Tariq.
10:11Okay.
10:12Yeah, yeah.
10:13Yeah, that Tariq.
10:15The Tariq that Angela went home with.
10:19Oh, that Tariq.
10:22Yeah, I'm Tariq.
10:24But I don't know why she's telling you all this.
10:26Right?
10:28That was a long time ago.
10:30Keisha's like...
10:31You know, you're right.
10:32That was a...
10:33It was a long time ago.
10:35Yeah, that was a long time ago.
10:37But Tariq, come on.
10:38Stop downplaying it.
10:39Come on.
10:40You know that you told me that that was the best night of your life.
10:44Come on, Tariq.
10:45And you even told me that Angela told you that she had never been made love to like that before.
10:50I heard you got skills.
10:53I don't need a bottle.
10:54Like a big bottle.
11:00Keisha, just stop it, okay?
11:01Come on, babe.
11:02Let it go.
11:03Just let this go.
11:04Yeah, let it go before I rip her tongue out and put it in her glass.
11:09Wow.
11:10Really?
11:11All I'm doing is telling the truth.
11:14Tariq, did you or did you not tell me that that was the best time of your life?
11:22Come on, Tariq.
11:23Man up.
11:24You ain't never punked out before.
11:25Man up.
11:26It's your time.
11:26Tell him.
11:28Yeah, you know what?
11:29It was the best night of my life.
11:32Dude, you better be good to her.
11:36What the hell is that supposed to mean?
11:40That means if I could do it all over again, I would have never let her go that night.
11:43Oh?
11:47You need to be getting the hell out by her.
11:51Slim, I ain't going nowhere.
11:53Angela invited me.
11:54Well, I'm just uninviting you.
11:57Yeah.
12:00My work's done here.
12:01Let's go find the mayor.
12:16I just told you to get the hell up out of here.
12:19Marcus.
12:20That sign right there say Lady Angie's Salon.
12:23You don't run nothing up here.
12:24That sign right there say what?
12:26Man, please.
12:26What?
12:26Where you going?
12:27Come on, country boy.
12:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:30You wouldn't need it.
12:31You might not be here, Mr. Dandy, man.
12:33I like it, but it's not worth it.
12:35I like it a lot.
12:35It's not worth it.
12:36Thanks for coming, Mr. Mayor.
12:39Who the hell do you think he is?
12:40Look, the main thing is we just don't ruin Angie's night, okay?
12:44This is her night.
12:46But why would Angela hire that guy and not tell me?
12:49That's crazy.
12:50I don't know.
12:51Wow, Marcus.
12:53I'm sorry, because I did not think that that was going to start up all that commotion.
13:02Heifer, who are you trying to fool?
13:06You knew exactly what you were doing.
13:08Oh, Jennifer, please, would you just stop being so...
13:11Stop what?
13:12Being so you.
13:14You know what?
13:16Y'all better get it before I give her an eye relaxer.
13:19All right, ladies, ladies, please, can you just stop?
13:22Oh, I ain't got started yet.
13:23I can make a black and blue to match that yellow with you, like...
13:26Why are you yelling at me?
13:28Because you knew exactly what you were doing.
13:30Chick, all I'm doing is telling the truth.
13:32Listen, time out.
13:36Jennifer, at the end of the day, your girl Angela slept with Tariq, not me.
13:42Hello, everyone!
13:45Hi!
13:46Okay, I'm gonna sit.
13:49Hello!
13:51Hey!
13:52Marcus.
13:54Hi, honey.
13:55Hey, baby.
13:58Hi.
13:59Hello.
14:00Hi.
14:00What is wrong with him?
14:05Nothing.
14:06He's good.
14:09Joseph.
14:10What?
14:11What's going on?
14:13Keisha told him about Tariq.
14:17What?
14:17Now, why would she do that?
14:19Because she's an evil witch.
14:24Why is she even here?
14:26Well, when you invite Richard, she comes along.
14:29I told Marcus not to invite him.
14:31I know, but I told him it would be a good idea.
14:35What is wrong with you, man?
14:38This is crazy.
14:42What happened when they met?
14:44How did they even get on the subject of me and Tariq?
14:54Pretty much.
14:56Angie, she told him everything.
14:58And I do mean everything.
15:06How does she know?
15:09Apparently, her and Tariq knew each other back in the day.
15:12Like she knows every other single man in this town.
15:17That chick know everybody.
15:20I gotta go check on my husband.
15:23Excuse me, honey.
15:33Marcus.
15:35Honey, what's going on?
15:37What is that guy doing here?
15:40He did the renovation.
15:43Why did I know that?
15:47Because it doesn't matter, Marcus.
15:50That was a long time ago.
15:51No, no, no.
15:52I should have known about this.
15:55Are you jealous?
15:57Oh, don't try to turn this around.
15:59Now, this is something I should have known about.
16:00Now, if someone I had slept with was working for me, you would want to know.
16:07Marcus, someone that you used to sleep with is doing something with you all the time.
16:18I have nothing to do with that, and that has nothing to do with this.
16:25All right, Marcus.
16:26You're right.
16:27This is nothing.
16:29It's nothing.
16:30This man, he doesn't mean anything to me.
16:32Fine.
16:33Ask him to leave.
16:35What?
16:35You heard me.
16:37Marcus, come on.
16:38Why would you want me to do that?
16:40Why not?
16:42Okay, well, then you know what?
16:43You should be asking Richard and Keisha to leave.
16:46Gladly.
16:47Fine.
16:49Hey, come on, Marcus.
16:51Come on.
16:52I can't ask him to leave.
16:54Why not?
16:55Because.
16:56I mean, he did all this work.
16:59He did, and he did a fantastic job in record time.
17:05Angela, you're my wife.
17:06I'm your husband.
17:08Exactly.
17:10And he is not my husband.
17:13Angela, ask that man to leave.
17:16Marcus, come on.
17:17Please don't ask me to do that.
17:20Okay.
17:21Then I'll go.
17:23So what?
17:23You just going to walk out on me on my grand opening?
17:26Watch me, babe.
17:29Marcus.
17:31Excuse me.
17:33Oh, Marcus, where are you going?
17:35Out of here.
17:35You can't do that.
17:38Hey, look at her.
17:40She's just enjoying this.
17:43God, he's really upset.
17:46I knew he would be.
17:48I know men's.
17:51It's men.
17:52Men.
17:53It's already plural, Jennifer.
17:56Yes, I know that.
17:58And I know all of them.
18:14Joseph, I'm not coming back.
18:20What the hell are you doing here?
18:22I followed you.
18:23Anybody seen you?
18:25What?
18:25No, I don't.
18:27Good.
18:28There'll be no witnesses when I bury your body.
18:33Look, I need you to know, I was out of line, man.
18:36I was wrong.
18:38I had a few too many, you know.
18:40That's why I left.
18:42But please, don't ruin this for her.
18:45Man, you don't tell me nothing about my wife.
18:47All right, look, the whole time I was working there, she barely even talked to me.
18:51If she did, all she did was talk about you.
18:54Keisha was wrong, man.
18:55She was dead wrong.
18:56Like, hey, like I said, I was out of line.
19:00I'm sorry, man.
19:01I don't know what else to say.
19:02I'm out.
19:03Hey, babe.
19:08What are you doing here?
19:10And how did you know where I lived?
19:12I came to apologize.
19:14I don't need you talking to my husband.
19:17Okay, all right.
19:18I'm sorry.
19:19Please leave.
19:20Okay.
19:29So the party's over already?
19:31Honey, it was over the second you left.
19:34Baby, you were wrong.
19:36I was.
19:39But you were wrong for leaving me tonight, babe.
19:43As my husband, you should have stood with me.
19:46We could have discussed this after we got home.
19:55You burned up my car for less.
19:57Come on, will y'all please let the car thing go?
20:03And what is it really, honey?
20:06Hey, are you jealous?
20:09Angela, I just wish you would have told me.
20:12I mean, I was embarrassed.
20:16And a little jealous.
20:21The guest still there?
20:23Yeah.
20:25Come on.
20:27Hey.
20:30I love you.
20:32And I should have told you.
20:34I love you.
20:36And you should have.
20:40You look beautiful.
20:42It's your lipstick.
20:43Yeah.
20:43You like it?
20:44Yeah.
20:49Don't go anywhere.
20:50Another brand new for better or worse starts right now on TBS.
20:54I love you.
20:54I love you.
20:54I love you.
20:54I love you.