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The.Boroughs. S01 - E01

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05:00So is Pill Reminder Pro a game?
05:03No, don't touch that. Grandpa uses it to keep track of all the medicines he needs to stay alive.
05:09Oh, I accidentally deleted it.
05:13Probably for the best.
05:14Don't worry about that, Grandpa. It's all in the cloud. I'm gonna fix it for you.
05:19Thank you, Neil.
05:19Oh, yeah.
05:20Oh, everyone, look. We're here.
05:23Hippie.
05:32I need a couple unit numbers and banner plans.
05:37Hello there, folks. How can I help you all?
05:40Hi. Hi. My dad's moving in today.
05:43Hi. My dad's moving in today. His name's Sam Cooper.
05:45Sam Cooper. Got him right here.
05:47Welcome to the Burroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
05:52Ironic slogan for a place. Ironic slogan for a place people come to die.
05:57Okay.
06:14Why is everyone so old?
06:16Because, honey, this is a special town just for grown-ups.
06:21But let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere.
06:25I need you.
06:27Hey.
06:28Yeah.
06:29I'll speak with you, baby, for a thousand years.
06:34I'll be so interested in these little days.
06:39Hi there.
06:40Hello.
06:41Sorry we're late.
06:43Oh, it's no problem. They pay me the medium bucks to be here.
06:45Oh, and aren't you just the cutest thing? What's your name?
06:48Sam.
06:50Mr. Cooper. Nice to officially meet you.
06:53I'm Kaylee. You're a transition manager.
06:56And it's my privilege to guide you through every step of your time here.
06:59I hope it's okay, but I told the movers to go ahead and start unloading.
07:02I mean, the boxes are so well labeled,
07:04which I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given you are an engineer.
07:07I was an engineer. But now I'm a prisoner.
07:10We'd love to get into the house.
07:11Everything has been freshly painted.
07:13We kept the wallpaper like your wife requested.
07:16Oh, and the previous owner left some furniture behind.
07:19So, you know, feel free to keep the pieces that speak to you and get rid of the rest.
07:23Well, why don't they want it? Because they're dead, right?
07:26Grace passed two months ago, but Edward is a resident at the manor.
07:30It's a long-term care facility here at the Burroughs for those who require more attention.
07:34What's wrong with him?
07:35Ella?
07:36What? I want to know.
07:38That's quite the boob tube.
07:39He likes to fix old TVs.
07:41Oh, isn't that fun?
07:43What the hell is that?
07:44That is Seraphim.
07:46Every house in the Burroughs has one.
07:48If you ever have an emergency or, say, you want to book a tea time,
07:53all you have to do is call out to Seraphim,
07:55and it will connect you to one of our 24-7 support team.
07:58Here.
07:59Howdy, Seraphim.
08:01Well, hey there, Kaylee.
08:02What can I do to make your day more enjoyable?
08:05Absolutely not.
08:06Dad?
08:07Mr. Cooper.
08:08What are you doing?
08:09Mr. Cooper, please don't do that.
08:11Seraphim is actually hardwired.
08:14I do not need an electronic babysitter.
08:17Mr. Cooper, I understand your frustration.
08:20Do you now?
08:21I know it was your wife who wanted to move here,
08:23and I was so sorry to hear of her passing.
08:26But I'm not the one who won't let you out of your contract.
08:29Those things are decided by the man at the top.
08:31So point me his way.
08:33I've helped a lot of people through this transition over the years, Sam.
08:37And I promise, if you just open your heart to this place,
08:43you'll find the Burroughs is not a last chapter.
08:47It's a new beginning.
08:51Wait!
08:52Mr. Cooper!
08:55Was that really necessary?
08:57Yes.
08:57She was just doing her job.
08:59I will not be spoken to like a child.
09:00Well, then maybe stop acting like one.
09:02Excuse me?
09:03Hey, maybe we all just take a deep breath.
09:05I didn't ask you to come.
09:06It's not like you can drive yourself.
09:07Hey!
09:09Let's all go out to the garage.
09:11Why?
09:12What's in the garage, Neil?
09:21Cool.
09:21What the hell is that?
09:23It's a golf cart.
09:24I don't play golf.
09:25It's not just a golf cart, okay?
09:27This is the Icon I-40L.
09:30It's got a 48-volt, three-phase, high-torque motor.
09:34I mean, this baby tops out at almost 35 miles an hour.
09:37Well, send it back.
09:41The flames are a custom job.
09:43They won't take it back.
09:45Can't say I blame them.
09:48You know, you can always stay with us longer if you need to.
09:51Oh, that two-bedroom isn't big enough for the four of you.
09:54You don't need me on the sofa as well.
09:57Besides, I've buried every dime I've got into this tomb.
10:01Got to make sure it doesn't burn down before I figure a way out.
10:04Well, at least it's pretty.
10:06It's dry.
10:07It's a desert.
10:08Exactly.
10:09Still, I see why Mom picked it.
10:12She never really liked the Chicago winters.
10:13Yeah, shouldn't you be getting on the road back to Albuquerque, miss out on all that rush-out traffic?
10:19It's Sunday, Dad.
10:20Yeah, weekend traffic.
10:22Even worse.
10:41Call me if you need anything, okay?
10:43Don't worry about me.
10:51See you soon, Raccoon.
10:54Bye-bye, butterfly.
10:59Bye-bye, butterfly.
11:26Bye-bye, butterfly.
11:56There's always something to do in the boroughs.
11:59Play 18 holes on any one of our three award-winning golf courses.
12:03Or keep healthy in our brand-new fitness center with self-regulating therapeutic walking pools.
12:09I'm CEO Blaine Shaw, and my grandfather founded this little slice of heaven way back in 1950.
12:15The man of the top.
12:17Keeping you healthy and happy has been the family business for almost 75 years now.
12:21So kick back and enjoy.
12:23I promise you'll have the time of your life.
12:28Hello.
12:30Oh, howdy, neighbor.
12:33I'm Jack.
12:34You know, your doorknob's broken.
12:36I'm kind of the welcome wagon around these parts.
12:39You care for beer?
12:41No.
12:42Oh, my dogs are barking.
12:45I got a touch of the gout.
12:46Doesn't help that I shot a full 18 today.
12:49Shot an 82.
12:51It's not bad.
12:52Ten handicapped.
12:53You play golf?
12:54No.
12:55Hey.
12:57What's your name?
12:58Sam Cooper.
13:00Ah.
13:01Well, I don't even mind the gout so much, Sammy.
13:06It's the sleep apnea that tittles my wings.
13:10I got to sleep in a chair hooked up to this machine to keep me breathing.
13:15I feel like the elephant man.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Because he could not sleep lying down.
13:21You ever seen that movie?
13:22Yeah, sure.
13:23It's a classic.
13:25Mel Brooks produced it.
13:27A fellow film buff I see.
13:30Yeah.
13:30I used to be in entertainment myself.
13:32I was a weatherman.
13:34K-O-B for Santa Fe.
13:37The problem with my sleep situation is it makes it tricky with the ladies.
13:43In my younger days, I was always the big spoon, you know.
13:47Now, if I cuddle up all asleep after, I'll die.
13:53And that's a definite mood killer.
13:56I imagine so.
13:58Don't get me wrong, Sammy.
13:59I'm not a player.
14:01One at a time.
14:03Every time.
14:04That's my motto.
14:05They banned a hundred residents for having an orgy in the community center last month.
14:11Can you believe it?
14:13I get it.
14:16That's not my thing.
14:18I get it, though.
14:20I'm seeing this great lady now.
14:22The only thing is she's always rubbing this cannabis tiger balm on herself, you know.
14:27It's arthritis.
14:29It smells like black licorice.
14:31But she is a fine-looking woman.
14:37Special.
14:38Yeah.
14:40What's your situation?
14:42You married?
14:43Divorced?
14:44Widowed.
14:45Sorry to hear it.
14:47You know, I don't know your emotional journey, but single fellas like ourselves are wonka tickets
14:54around here.
14:55Golden.
14:56I appreciate you stopping by, Jack, but it's been a long day.
15:00I say no more.
15:02I can take a hint.
15:03But before I skadoodle, I wanted to invite you to a barbecue, in your honor, over at my place.
15:10You'll get to know the neighbors.
15:12How's Tuesdays, Al?
15:13Not good.
15:14Well, you look over your schedule and let me know, okay?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Keep the beer.
15:21I'll just take one for the road.
15:25The Burroughs is a good place.
15:27We take care of each other, you know, like a family.
15:31I'm full up on family.
15:34I got you.
15:37Think about that barbecue.
15:39I make a hell of a kebab.
15:53Good morning.
16:01Good morning, love.
16:07I thought I might go up to that good farmer's market at Logan Square today.
16:11Hmm.
16:12Yeah, I need shallots for dinner tonight.
16:19So come with me.
16:22I was going to work on the car.
16:26Even that car.
16:31What is the point of fixing up a car if you can't drive it?
16:46Yeah, baby!
16:48Let's go!
16:49Yeah!
17:16Oh, perfect.
17:18Who are these people?
17:25I found his wife's obituary.
17:28Who?
17:29Our new neighbor, Samuel Darwin Cooper.
17:34Born in Chicago, Illinois.
17:37December 10th, 1953.
17:40You gotta stop stalking people.
17:42Not stalking.
17:44Investigating.
17:46You're not a reporter anymore.
17:48Journalist.
17:49And that makes it stalking.
17:51His wife died of a stroke five months ago.
17:55Oh, gosh, she was young.
17:56Not even 70.
17:58He worked for Northrop Grumman 35 years
18:01as an aeronautical engineer.
18:04So we know he's smart.
18:06Education is not the learning of the facts,
18:09but the training of the mind to think.
18:12Who said that?
18:13Einstein.
18:15No, maybe Mr. Peabody.
18:17One or the other.
18:18I don't know.
18:19I heard...
18:20I was thinking we should go for a walk today.
18:23Did your doctors say you need exercise,
18:25real exercise, not the bendy bendy stuff?
18:28I can't.
18:29I'm playing golf with Max and Walt.
18:32Well, are we still on for a film tonight?
18:34Dog Day Afternoon is playing at the palace.
18:37I'm sorry.
18:37I forgot.
18:38Loser buys dinner, and Max always loses, so, you know...
18:42So, hey to Max and Walt.
18:45Okie dokie.
18:46Hmm.
18:47See you later.
18:52Yeah.
18:54Oh, boy.
19:00Oh, boy.
19:20Bunk.
19:21Bunk.
19:29Yeah, Sam, the man.
19:31Look, I just wanted to apologize.
19:33I came out a little strong last night, didn't I?
19:35Oh, I can't talk now, Jack.
19:37Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure.
19:38We can talk about that whole barbecue shindig later.
19:41There's no rush on that.
19:43Nice wheels, by the way.
19:45Yeah, there's nothing like an icon.
19:47I got a 23.
19:48And it's a beaut.
19:59Love the flames, hot stuff.
20:07Young Marcus Shaw was working in the local coal mine when he first imagined a town just for
20:12retirees back in 1949.
20:14Everyone thought he was crazy.
20:15But at that very first open house, the line of cars...
20:19They featured state-of-the-art appliances, like the brand-new Westinghouse oven, which you
20:24can see actually to your left right here.
20:27Oh, we have something special.
20:29You guys come around.
20:32We can make that work.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:36Shouldn't be a problem.
20:38Yes.
20:39That's right.
20:41Thank you for calling the boroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
20:46Can I help you, sweetie?
20:47Yeah.
20:48Uh, my name's Sam Cooper.
20:49I need to speak to Mr. Shaw.
20:51And what is this in regards to?
20:52Uh, getting out of my contract.
20:54Oh.
20:55Well, that's a new one.
20:57Unfortunately, Mr. Shaw isn't in the office today.
21:00Let me check his schedule.
21:13You're in luck.
21:14I can squeeze you in at 2 p.m. on the window.
21:21Lily, where are the shallots I asked for?
21:23Shit.
21:25I forgot!
21:26Well, I can't cook chimichurri without shallots.
21:28Use onions!
21:29You can't be serious.
21:31What?
21:31They're basically the same.
21:33I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
21:39What are you doing?
21:40Dance with me.
21:41I have to cook dinner.
21:43I can wait.
21:45Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
21:47Yeah?
21:48We both know that isn't true.
21:50Pork chops are gonna burn.
21:51Don't be such a rub.
21:54So you're scared of me thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore.
22:01Showing a little face to let you get to the love.
22:05You're in my beauty of that later on.
22:09Oh, my God.
22:11You're in my love with me.
22:15You're in my beauty of that later on.
22:19You're in my beauty of it.
22:19Because you love her so well as an opera.
22:23We should suffer, breathing.
22:25Pretty mercy in the rest of the space.
22:27Please.
22:30Lily!
22:32Lily!
22:33Look at me, look at me.
22:35Lily!
22:36Mr. Cooper, are you all right?
22:42Yeah, I'm fine.
22:47I'm sorry.
22:52You look like you've seen a ghost.
22:54I have to go.
22:55I'm sorry.
22:56Did you want that appointment?
23:08Mickey Mantle.
23:12Nice shot.
23:13Some guy in my eyes.
23:20All right, new guy.
23:21When we get in there, let me do the talking.
23:24This lady's a handful.
23:27Comprende?
23:37Looking good, everyone.
23:39Diane?
23:39Oh, that's nice.
23:41Sheila, don't use your hands.
23:43Use the pliers, okay?
23:44Then you can really just get right in there.
23:47Oh, no.
23:48No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
23:51I specifically told the seraphim thing
23:53to send anybody but you.
23:55Anybody but Chief Redgeslop.
23:58What can we do for you, Renee?
24:00I've been robbed.
24:01Again.
24:02And what are we missing this time?
24:05A bag of rose quartz.
24:07What's that?
24:08Expensive?
24:09No, it's like ten bucks.
24:10But I know that I put them on the shelf
24:13in the storage room last night,
24:14and this morning they were gone.
24:16So somebody broke in and stole them.
24:18Huh.
24:20Any sign of a break-in?
24:22No.
24:23Of course not.
24:24Look, nothing we can do.
24:26We could file a report.
24:28Yes.
24:29Yes.
24:31Paz.
24:32Thank you, Paz.
24:33Let's do that.
24:35Let's take a report.
24:37You know, last week,
24:40Meredith Stidwell reported her car stolen.
24:43Turns out,
24:44she loaned it to her daughter and forgot.
24:47It just happens all the time
24:49when folks your age...
24:51Now, look around.
24:51I mean, you got stones worth
24:53a lot more than ten bucks here.
24:55You misplaced your quartz.
24:57I forgot.
24:58Just like Meredith Stidwell,
25:01and just like the last time you called.
25:03The worst thing I could do for you
25:06is file a report that says,
25:08confused old woman is confused again.
25:13You're welcome.
25:31What do you call it?
25:32Grantwood.
25:33What do you do here at night?
25:35They eat for dinner.
25:36They all come here and eat for big dinner.
25:40You're a pretty bright boy, aren't you?
25:43What?
25:52Jesus!
26:03Stop!
26:04What?
26:05Just stop.
26:07Just give me a damn minute.
26:21You're a mechanic?
26:22Engineer.
26:23Oh.
26:24Close enough.
26:26I'm Rene.
26:27Sam.
26:28New guy on the block.
26:30I guess.
26:31Try the engine.
26:33Just like that?
26:34Just like that.
26:35Oh.
26:36All right.
26:44Oh, thank you.
26:47Hey.
26:50Hey, I'm trying to thank you.
26:52I don't want it.
26:53I just want to get some sleep.
26:55Well, they say you're welcome.
26:57Excuse me?
26:59Here's a tip.
27:00When somebody says thank you,
27:03you just say you're welcome
27:04instead of being a snippy little bitch.
27:06The other person will happily go on their way
27:09and you can go back to doing
27:10what all grumpy old men love to do.
27:13Be alone.
27:18You're welcome.
27:20Atta boy, Sam.
27:42There we go.
27:48There we go.
28:07Who the hell are you?
28:09Oh, shit.
28:11Where's Grace?
28:12Take it easy, buddy.
28:16It's in the walls.
28:17What is?
28:18The owl.
28:19Owl?
28:21This is all wrong.
28:23Where's Grace?
28:24Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:25Grace, she used to live here?
28:28You're her husband.
28:29I can help you.
28:30No.
28:31I have to find the door.
28:32We can find the door together.
28:34Um, just...
28:35Just put the knife down.
28:38You're one of them.
28:40Where's Grace?
28:41You took her.
28:42Where is she?
28:43You've got her.
28:44Janet, you give her back.
28:47Give her back, Janet.
28:48Stop it.
28:49Stop it.
28:49Give her back.
28:50I don't have her, you psycho.
28:52Stop giving her back.
28:54Help!
28:57Help, somebody.
28:59Somebody help.
29:01Help.
29:02I'm done.
29:03Edward, that's enough.
29:05No.
29:05No.
29:06He's one of them.
29:07Time to go home.
29:08But this is my home.
29:11Oh, no.
29:13Great thing.
29:18You're all patched up.
29:19You're lucky you didn't eat stitches.
29:20Yeah, that's me, Mr. Lucky.
29:22How we doing over here?
29:23Ah, he is good as new.
29:25Ha ha.
29:26I wouldn't go that far.
29:27Well, I realize you had a rough morning.
29:30I don't want to take up any more of your time.
29:31But you need anything.
29:33Call security.
29:34You ask for Hank.
29:35I'll get you sorted.
29:36What about the police?
29:38Well, legally speaking, the boroughs isn't a town.
29:42It's all unincorporated land.
29:44He set it up that way so the company doesn't have to provide schools or police departments.
29:49Now, there's a county sheriff, but those boys are stretched pretty thin, so we try not to
29:55sweat them with the small stuff.
29:56Small stuff?
29:57A man broke into my house.
29:58I'm sorry.
29:59I was attacked.
30:00I understand.
30:01Apparently, you do not understand.
30:03Maybe the sheriff will.
30:05But look, Mr. Cooper, no one is going to stop you from calling the sheriff if you're
30:10dead set on it.
30:12But someone you should talk to first.
30:14Who's that?
30:15My boss, Blaine Shaw.
30:20Fine, but I call shotgun.
30:23Can't allow that.
30:24Sorry.
30:40I thought I was meeting the boss.
30:42You are.
30:45What is this place?
30:46The manor.
30:48That's where they stick the potatoes.
30:50Like your little visitor today.
30:57Some door.
30:58Well, we take security seriously, Rector.
31:00Yeah, well, how did the guy who attacked me get out?
31:02We're still figuring that out, but I assure you, it won't happen again.
31:13Apparently, all this helps folks suffering from dementia.
31:16Makes them feel at home.
31:18Kind of trippy, right?
31:20That it is.
31:21Mr. Shaw's waiting for you in the cafe.
31:23Cafe?
31:24We'll be out front to take you home when you're done.
31:31Excuse me.
31:33Do you have the time?
31:34It's almost ten.
31:35Oh, good.
31:36And I haven't missed my bus.
31:41Mrs. Taylor.
31:44There we go.
31:46Oops.
31:47Sorry.
31:48Hold on.
31:52Just a second.
31:54There we are.
31:56Pretty as a picture.
31:58Mr. Cooper.
31:59Hello.
32:00I'm Blaine Shaw, CEO of the Burroughs.
32:02Yeah, I know who you are.
32:03I've seen you on TV.
32:04Of course.
32:05Uh, thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
32:08Would you like a cold drink?
32:09We have a soda machine, various cheeses.
32:10No, I'm not thirsty.
32:12Well, uh, please, have a seat.
32:13I'll stand.
32:23First things first, I owe you an apology, Mr. Cooper.
32:27It is my responsibility to keep our residents safe, and I failed you.
32:32And for that, I am very sorry.
32:34Yeah, I don't want your apology.
32:35No, you aren't out of your contract.
32:38How do you know?
32:39Well, I heard about what happened with your transition manager and with my receptionist.
32:44It's my town, Mr. Cooper.
32:46Nothing goes on around here without my knowing.
32:48So, I took the liberty of speaking with our financing department.
32:52Had the proper documents drawn up.
32:54Provided I don't call the sheriff.
32:57That's right.
32:58Yeah, fine with me.
33:00There is, uh, one more thing.
33:02What?
33:03Edward would like to apologize.
33:07Edward.
33:12Oh, don't worry.
33:13He's, uh, properly medicated.
33:15No harm to anyone, I can assure you.
33:17Yeah, I'll keep my distance all the same.
33:23Edward?
33:26Edward, can you hear me?
33:29Is it time for supper?
33:31Oh, no, not yet.
33:32But, uh, there's somebody here to see you.
33:35Gracie?
33:37No, no, it's, um, it's Mr. Cooper.
33:41Do you remember what we talked about, about Mr. Cooper?
33:45Oh, yes, yes.
33:47Mr. Cooper.
33:49I'm sorry, Mr. Cooper.
33:50I am sorry.
33:54Hmm?
33:56Well done, Edward.
34:02What's wrong with him?
34:03Alzheimer's?
34:05Maxwell's.
34:05It's a rare neurological disease.
34:08It causes the brain to literally wither and die.
34:11There is no cure, no treatment.
34:14Edward and the world are locked in a race
34:16to see who can forget the other first.
34:18What about friends?
34:19Family?
34:19Edward and Grace had a son, Joey, but sadly, he passed quite young.
34:26The manner is all Edward has now, like everyone here.
34:31Well, I think we have taken up quite enough of your time, Mr. Cooper.
34:35You are on to bigger and better things.
34:37So, here's your contract.
34:39All that's left for you to do is sign.
34:43Of course, you could always stay.
34:46Now, I realize it's a long shot.
34:49We haven't exactly put our best foot forward.
34:51But, well, I know what you've lost, Sam.
34:57And I suspect you don't have anywhere to go, do you?
35:06You know, loneliness is a disease just as savage as Maxwell's
35:10and far more common these days.
35:14But nobody's ever alone in the boroughs.
35:20Well, uh, maybe I'll just have a lawyer look at it before I sign.
35:30Well, it's very wise, Mr. Cooper.
35:32You take your time.
35:34Not too much, though.
35:36As my wife likes to remind me,
35:38time is a precious commodity around here.
36:12You're saying the man.
36:18Everything hunky-dory?
36:20I saw the wambulances in front of your place today.
36:24You got me worried.
36:24Oh, all good. False alarm.
36:27Oh, glad to hear.
36:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just stopped by because, uh...
36:34Well, you know, I was thinking about that, uh, barbecue.
36:38Oh, yeah?
36:39Yeah.
36:44Thinking anything in particular?
36:47Yeah, yeah, I was thinking, you know, maybe it's not such a bad idea.
36:53You know, maybe I should, uh, yeah, maybe I should meet the neighbors.
37:00Makes sense.
37:01How's Thursday?
37:03No, no, no, no. Friday would work.
37:08I'll make a few calls.
37:12Yeah.
37:31Hey, Claire Bear.
37:32Hey.
37:33I have a favor to ask.
37:35Uh, do you have Mom's vinyl, Born to Run?
37:37I was like Ella's age.
37:38You know, I can't really talk now.
37:41The neighbor's throwing me a barbecue.
37:43And you're going?
37:44Well, you don't have to sound so shocked.
37:46No, I'm not at all surprised by your sudden popularity.
37:50Yeah, all right, all right.
37:52Bye-bye, butterfly.
37:54See you soon, raccoon.
37:55And don't forget about Bruce.
37:57What?
37:58Mom's record.
37:59All right, I'll find it.
38:01Got to go.
38:12I have stage four prostate cancer.
38:15Oh.
38:17I probably don't have much time left.
38:19It seems a waste to spend us standing outside a party.
38:22Not that I'd call six people in a backyard much of a party, but sadly, it's as close as I
38:26get since they banned me from the community center.
38:30Cowards.
38:31I'm Sam.
38:33Wally.
38:37You going to stand out here all night, Sam?
38:39I'm not very good at parties.
38:40Hmm.
38:41My wife was the sociable one.
38:44People only liked me when I was with her.
38:49Well, I'm beloved.
38:52So stick close.
38:56And that's the part people don't want to talk about.
38:59The documents.
39:00You know, you can make fun of them hillbillies seeing swamp gas all you want, but then you've got to
39:05exchange in on Nathan Twyden's 1947 medal, right?
39:10Absolutely, Art.
39:11Absolutely.
39:12Look who I found looting out front.
39:15There he is.
39:16Sam the man.
39:17Good to see you, my friend.
39:18I brought some beer.
39:19That's great.
39:20That's great.
39:20Let me introduce you to the gang here.
39:22We've got Art and Judy here.
39:25Oh, no.
39:26They live next door to you.
39:27Yeah, I'll take this.
39:28And, you know, you come to me if you need anything, because I have my finger on the pulse of
39:33this place.
39:34Swamp both.
39:35Wally.
39:36Yeah, we've got him and the mighty Rene.
39:39Oh, we met.
39:40It's fantastic.
39:42All right, well, let's all get down to business.
39:44Go in there, grab your plates.
39:46Just because Carlos Castaneda lied about everything that he did doesn't mean what he meant to say.
39:51So, Jack.
39:52Um, which lucky widow are you sending into Peaks of Ecstasy this week?
39:56Woo-hoo, careful.
39:57Wally, we both know you're the only man in the boroughs with a higher body count than mine.
40:03What?
40:03You're damn right.
40:04By the way, I was monogamous 15 years after 9-11, so, uh, imagine...
40:09I hate that term, body count.
40:10You're right, you're right.
40:12What would you call it?
40:14My back catalog.
40:15Oh.
40:16That's good.
40:17I like that.
40:17I like that.
40:18It is.
40:18Yeah.
40:18It's better.
40:20What the hell you said on here?
40:21Oh, fine.
40:22A couple of bumps.
40:24Um, did you know Grace and Edward?
40:28Yeah.
40:29Grace and I used to play tennis together.
40:31She was a hoot.
40:33What about Edward?
40:35Edward?
40:35He was a dick.
40:37It's about bringing people together.
40:39You too.
40:41This is Blue Dream.
40:44A hybrid sativa.
40:46Tastes like sweet berry.
40:49Hold on.
40:49I'll pass.
40:50I'll pass.
40:51You still on the vape?
40:52It's healthier.
40:54Ah-ha.
40:54Ah-ha.
40:55I tried weed salsa of the day.
40:59Unnecessary.
41:00They put weed in everything now.
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:03I have a weed tiger balm arthritis.
41:07It smells of licorice.
41:09Some people hate the aroma, but I love it.
41:13Oh, no, I don't think I'd better do that.
41:15I'm going in for surgery tomorrow.
41:17Oh, Jack, is it the gallop?
41:19We had a toraboot or something?
41:20No, no, no.
41:22I'm having a mole cut off.
41:23What?
41:24What?
41:25Come on, getting a mole slice off does not count.
41:28It counts?
41:28No.
41:29No, I'm a retired doctor.
41:30It doesn't count.
41:31I had my spine fused.
41:33Now that is surgery.
41:35Here.
41:36Here.
41:37Look at this.
41:38Oh, gosh.
41:38He's got to show.
41:39Yeah, take a look at this.
41:40Oh, boy.
41:42There it is.
41:43All right, you know what?
41:43That ain't nothing.
41:45Sorry.
41:45What do you mean?
41:46I had a whole new hip installed.
41:49Oh, right?
41:50Oh, baby.
41:52Okay, y'all don't have to imagine my C-section.
41:55Oh, where's the fun in that?
41:57Well, show us what you're working with, playboy.
41:59All my scars are emotional.
42:01I'm afraid to say I think I got you all beat.
42:05Check it out.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:08They cracked your chest.
42:09They went in twice.
42:10Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:16Just saying.
42:18How about you, new guy?
42:20You got any battle scars, hmm?
42:23No, my retina detached.
42:25Your retina detached?
42:26Yeah.
42:29Like in a bar fight?
42:31No.
42:31I woke up one morning.
42:32I couldn't see out of my left eye.
42:34Oh.
42:34Apparently, it's genetic.
42:36Happened to my dad when he was about the same age.
42:38All right.
42:39We all become our fathers.
42:41The worst thing is, they took away my driver's license.
42:43Elders should be respected and venerated.
42:46They treat us like...
42:47Yeah, like children.
42:48Yes.
42:48We should start a revolution.
42:50Yes.
42:50Yeah.
42:51To the great rebellion.
42:53To the great rebellion.
42:54To the great rebellion.
42:55To the great rebellion.
42:58Woo!
43:03No, no, no.
43:08Look at me.
43:09Look at me.
43:11Help!
43:12Somebody help!
43:15Okay, sit down.
43:16Judy, hold on.
43:17Hold on.
43:18Judy, hold on.
43:19You have to hold her from behind.
43:21I'll get her a glass of water.
43:23I'll get her a glass of water.
43:24Good.
43:24Good.
43:25It's all right.
43:26I got it.
43:27I got it.
43:27I got it.
43:27I got it.
43:27Come on, baby.
43:28You all right?
43:29Thank God.
43:30Come on, sit down.
43:31Sit down.
43:32There you go.
43:33All right, babe.
43:40Dolph!
43:43Fuck you.
43:44Fuck, fuck, fuck you.
43:46Fucking piece of shit.
43:49Fuck.
43:55My wife is dead.
43:59I'm sorry, buddy.
44:13My wife's dead.
44:17And the world just keeps on turning, and people just keep on living their lives.
44:22And they shop, and they laugh, and they eat, and they go to sleep, and they get up, and
44:29they do it all over again, and I hate them for it.
44:33My wife is dead.
44:37Yeah.
44:41My second wife, she read a lot of self-help books.
44:46Not that they helped her much, but that's beside the point.
44:52I remember this one thing that she told me once.
44:57Grief makes your past feel too close, and your future too far away.
45:04Yeah, well, my wife's dead.
45:05I don't have a future.
45:06Yeah, but you're still here, buddy.
45:08What, in the boroughs?
45:11God's waiting room?
45:13That's what I thought once.
45:15But the truth is,
45:19people come here to live.
45:24Everybody's trying to figure out
45:25what to do at the time you get left.
45:30And that's young people, old people.
45:34It doesn't matter.
45:36But here,
45:38here, you've got not one,
45:41but three
45:44award-winning golf courses to choose from.
45:49Golf is stupid.
45:51That may be,
45:52but
45:53where else can you grab a club
45:55and whack the shit out of something?
45:58I mean, it's a lot cheaper than
46:02breaking doors.
46:21Well, I'll think about it.
46:24Good enough.
46:27Look, I gotta
46:30head back to the party,
46:31you know, make sure Judy's okay, so...
46:35Jack,
46:37thank you.
46:40Thanks for everything.
46:42Oh, yeah.
46:46Sam the man.
47:03I...
47:04I...
47:30You've reached the office of Bladeshaw at the borough, where you'll have the time of your life.
47:34Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
47:39Mr. Shaw, it's Sam Cooper.
47:45Just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff, and I don't need you to cancel my
47:51contract.
47:53I've decided to stay.
47:57So I, um, guess I'll see you around.
48:33I'll see you around.
48:42Oh, my God.
48:57I'll see you around.
48:58Oh.
48:59Oh.
49:07Come on.
49:31Jack?
49:36Jack!
50:00Jack?
50:06Jack?
50:46Jack?
51:00It's summertime, summertime
51:06Night move
51:08Night move
51:09Night move
51:15Night move
51:16Night move
51:19Oh, I sure remember the night move
51:21Oh
51:26Wonder
51:31I felt the lightning
51:34Yeah
51:35I waited on the thunder
51:37I waited on the thunder
51:43Night move
51:44Night move
51:47Night move
51:48Yeah
51:51Night move
51:52Awaken
51:54Awaken to practice
51:55Night move
51:57Awaken to practice
51:59Night move
52:00Over the night move
52:02Night move
52:03Night move
52:04Night move
52:06Oh, I remember
52:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember
52:14Ooh, I remember
52:17Lord, I remember
52:19Lord, I remember
52:21Oh, I remember
52:26Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
52:32Oh, I remember
52:35Oh, I remember
52:37I remember
52:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:06yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:06yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:07yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:07yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
53:07yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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