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00:00Hi, I'm Eduardo Vega. I'm here to check on my motocicleta.
00:05Are you... Joe?
00:06Yeah, yeah, it's right here. It's a beautiful bike, man.
00:08Oh, thank you. Yeah, my regular mechanic is still in Europe, but I like to fly in early to qualify.
00:14Well, she handles like a dream now.
00:15Oh, you rode it?
00:17Well, you know, I had to test it out.
00:18Of course, yeah, yeah, but this is a sensitive racing machine, not some toy from Toy Story, which I saw
00:24on the plane, and it's fantastic.
00:26Well, don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I've actually done a little racing myself. I was a triple-A
00:30junior national finalist.
00:31Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, the PB circuit.
00:36Where did you say you were from?
00:37Uh, Spain.
00:38Oh, yeah? Oh, little bitty Spain.
00:43She is very beautiful.
00:45Yeah, we've already established that, pal.
00:46No, no, no, I mean the girl.
00:50Pardon me, I'm Eduardo Vega.
00:52Lou, Davis.
00:54Lou?
00:54Yeah.
00:55She's a man.
01:02I do not usually do this, but because I must go now, and yet I wish to spend more time
01:07with you, would you consider attending my race this Saturday?
01:10Saturday?
01:11Sorry, pal, you know what? She's not really a big fan of motorcycles.
01:13I would love to. Thank you.
01:16No, no, no, thank you. Yes, yes, yes. I'll be the one with the pearly white helmet.
01:20To match your smile.
01:21You noticed.
01:22Yeah.
01:24Very proud of my teeth.
01:26Well, chau mi amor, I'll have the crew pick up my bike and I'll see you in the winner's circle.
01:30Okay. Ciao.
01:31Ciao.
01:34Oh.
01:36Unbelievable.
01:38It'll, um, match your smile.
01:40Oh, so you've noticed. Okay, ciao mi amor.
01:43Is that the most obnoxious, conceited guy you've ever met?
01:47No.
01:48No.
01:50Okay.
01:51Well, you know what? I might just end that race myself, because, uh, I have done it before.
01:54Oh, right.
01:55Pee-wee circuit.
02:04Okay.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Yeah, you've been out there on your own
02:13Maybe feeling all alone
02:16But deep inside I thought that you knew
02:18No matter where you are
02:24A part of me will always be with you
02:28No matter where you are
02:34A part of you will always be with me too
02:43Good night, come again
02:44I can't believe they're going to throw these fries out
02:46Is this job great or what?
02:51Yeah, great
02:52Oh my God, look how much they take out
02:55Taxes, FICA, what's FICA?
02:57Well that money goes for when you retire
02:59You'll be glad you got that when you're 70
03:01When we're 70, we're going to be living underground
03:03Using jugs of water for money
03:06Besides, from what I've seen
03:07The chicks aren't that hot at 70
03:11Angelo Lansbury
03:14Okay, I'll shut up
03:16I need cash now
03:17Oh yeah?
03:18How bad?
03:18They're having auditions to play Lucky Burger
03:20Could you imagine a more humiliating way to make a living?
03:24Feeding out the fryer later with you was awful high on the list
03:28I'd rather do that than wear a stupid plastic hamburger on my head
03:31Leaves that head on, nobody knows who you are
03:33Pays $100 in appearance
03:36Still Lucky Burger?
03:37No way
03:38No way
03:39No way
03:47Oh, Lou, guess what?
03:49I got a sponsor
03:50I didn't know you had a drinking problem
03:52Not that kind of sponsor, alright?
03:53A sponsor for the road race
03:54And best of all, they supply the bike
03:56I don't believe you
03:57Just because some good-looking road racer comes walking in here
03:59And asks...
04:00Wait, what?
04:00You thought like I was good-looking?
04:03Only if you go for that Antonio Banderas in a leather jacket thing
04:08Alright, alright
04:08Well, um, check this out, huh?
04:11Okay, that's not bad
04:13Of course, it's not as big as Eduardo's bike
04:19Yeah, well, where do you see my helmet?
04:22Oh, I thought you already had it on
04:26What's going on?
04:27Joe got a sponsor
04:28No, really?
04:29Yeah
04:30Look, I had no idea you had a gambling problem
04:35Lloyd, I decided to go back into racing
04:37Racing?
04:37Oh, well
04:38You got your new pit crew, Chief
04:39If you're interested
04:40It'd be just like old times with your dad
04:42Yep
04:42Mike Roman and Lloyd Burwell were a great team
04:45We were the Sonny and Cher of racing
04:48Except I never got to wear that furry vest
04:52The Racing Commission had those stupid rules
04:54Hey, guys
04:56I think I found a job I'd be perfect for
04:58Really?
04:59I didn't know they'd pay people to freak out over nothing
05:02What's that supposed to mean?
05:05Matt, I thought you already had a job
05:07Let's just say I might be rising in the company
05:09Oh, yeah?
05:10What is it, bud?
05:11Oh, no, I'm not telling you
05:12Take my good news, put your poison spinner on it
05:14Before I know it, I'll be sorry I ever told you
05:16Just want to just eliminate the middle man
05:17So I'll have a good laugh at my expense
05:22Sometimes I wonder what it would be like inside your head
05:26It would last five minutes
05:29Look, Joe, tell Ma I might be a little late for dinner
05:31All right, bud, we'll see you
05:33So look, Lloyd, I'm gonna take this thing out on the track for a run
05:35And then we'll know just how much work it needs
05:36You got it
05:37All right
05:37So wait, you're really serious about this?
05:39Oh, yeah, you're kidding, I love racing
05:40There's nothing else like it
05:41Hey, do you want to come?
05:42Well
05:43Oh, come on now
05:44It's always good to try something new
05:45Remember yesterday when you talked me into eating that tofu?
05:47No, Joe, I had to trick you into eating tofu
05:50By telling you it was an Eskimo pie without the chocolate
05:53And you liked it
05:54All right, all right, all right, all right, all right
05:56Hey, Lou
05:57You know what?
05:58They're having a lovely poetry reading down at Trenton Speedway today
06:00Perhaps you'd like to come check it out
06:02Sure, Joe
06:03I love poetry
06:04Yeah, you see
06:05Yeah
06:08I've known you for 20 years
06:09And you've never invited me to a poetry meeting
06:17No way
06:20Hello, everybody
06:21And welcome to today's audition
06:23I'm Doug Jordan
06:25But some of you may know me better
06:27By the role I play in commercials
06:29Television's Lucky Burger
06:32Sure, it's fun
06:33But it's not easy
06:34We have a two-part auditioning process
06:37It's grueling
06:38And, hey, it's not for everyone
06:40But when it's all over
06:41One of you is going to walk out of here
06:43A very happy person
06:46Yeah, and one of us is going to be wearing a giant hamburger bun on his head
06:49Right, Doug?
06:52See ya!
06:58Okay
06:58Now that we've gotten rid of the troublemaker
07:00Let's begin
07:02Assuming the role of Lucky Burger is an honor
07:05It shows not just our customers' faith in you
07:07But also our faith
07:08Because we're trusting a $2,500 costume to a 16-year-old
07:14Now later on, I'll show you some of Lucky Burger's cool dance moves
07:17But first, let's cover dramatic interpretation
07:21Repeat after me
07:22We'll flip my burgers
07:29Let's hear that again
07:30We'll flip my burgers
07:34See ya
07:37Super!
07:38Now let's try a couple of more
07:40Number two
07:42It's Frenchy Fry-rific
07:45It's Frenchy Fry-rific
07:47Oh, that's right!
07:50Joe, that was so cool!
07:52Yeah, how about the way I took that first hairpin, huh?
07:54I don't remember it being that tight at Fort Myers
07:55No, Joe, I'm really impressed
07:57I mean, I gotta admit
07:58I thought you were blowing smoke
07:59But you really do know your way around a track
08:01It was kind of, um...
08:03Hot?
08:04Sexy?
08:06And Joe Roman fumbles another potentially sweet moment
08:12Hey, what's this?
08:13Joe's entering a road race
08:14Pretty cool, huh, bud?
08:16You're entering your race?
08:17Well, if I qualify tomorrow, I'll be racing on Saturday
08:19I gotta be there
08:20Promise me I can come
08:21Absolutely
08:22I'll be your good luck charm
08:23You can't win without your good luck charm
08:25You're there, buddy
08:26Give me five
08:26All right
08:28And number 42
08:30Hergity-Bergity-good
08:33Hergity-Bergity-good
08:35Hey, you, you, and you, step out
08:40Everyone else, see ya
08:45Yeah, you guys are good
08:46It's gonna be hard choosing between you
08:49But that's why we have our musical portion
08:51Where you learn some of Lucky's cool dance moves
08:54But remember, whoever is selected must assume the complete role of Lucky Burger
08:59Once you put on that head, you must never respond to your own name
09:03Now let's take five while I slip into some of Lucky's cool threads
09:07Oh, no, he's not too scary
09:12He's Frenchy-fry-rific
09:14Quit sucking up
09:17Okay, I've advanced the timing four degrees and I've loosened up the suspension
09:21Great, I wish you could loosen up my lower back
09:23Yeah, I bet you do, Roman
09:26Okay, where's it hurt?
09:27Are you kidding me?
09:28No
09:28All right, all right
09:30There
09:31How does that feel?
09:32A little lower
09:32A little bit lower
09:35Okay
09:35A little bit lower
09:37Joe, any lower and I'll hit the brain
09:40Are we interrupting something?
09:42No, we're just working on the bike
09:43So I see
09:45Oh, I thought Mr. Vega already picked up his bike
09:47No, this is my bike
09:48Yeah, Joe's gonna be in a race on Saturday
09:50Oh, really?
09:51Well, if I qualify
09:52Oh, you're gonna qualify
09:53Don't forget, I'm gonna be your good luncheon
09:55Absolutely, buddy, you'll be right there Saturday morning
09:58Oh, Saturday's impossible
09:59Don't you remember, Andy?
10:00We're, um, gonna go buy some spring clothes
10:03Please, Mom, I'm begging you
10:05Any more overalls, I'll have to join the cast of Eeyong
10:10All right, well, we'll talk about it later
10:11Does anybody know where Matt is?
10:13Sure, he's probably sitting in some corner somewhere feeling sorry for himself
10:16Let's have a burger at night tonight
10:19I'll have a burger at night
10:21All right
10:21Get your top coat dusted
10:24Don't be skippy with the monster
10:29Cause it's a lucky burger at night
10:34Tonight's
10:36Lucky burger at night
10:43Okay, not bad, it's a beginning
10:45Uh, everybody practice tonight
10:47I'll make my final decision tomorrow
10:48And remember, you have to bring your own tap shoes
10:51I don't have tap shoes
10:52You don't have tap shoes
10:54Fifteen years old and you don't have your own tap shoes?
10:58Oh, what should we do?
11:00What should we do?
11:00Get some!
11:04Uh, Matt
11:05Between you and me and Lucky
11:07You got the part
11:09Wow, thanks
11:10Yeah, I'll call the others and tell them over the phone
11:12I've only got so many see-as in me
11:14Uh, you know what?
11:15I want you to take Lucky's head and practice with it tonight
11:18Cause you've got your first big gig tomorrow
11:19Again, thanks
11:20Well, I have to caution you
11:22No one is to see you in the process of changing into Lucky Burger from your regular identity
11:28You mean like, like Clark Kent?
11:31I'm sorry, I'm not familiar
11:34Just remember that golden rule
11:36When appearing in the persona of Lucky Burger
11:38Never, ever, ever, ever
11:41Respond to your own name
11:42Oh, believe me, that won't be a problem
11:46Super, I can make it home in time for high society
11:53Well?
11:54Qualified for the race, buddy
11:55Great
11:55Of course you're qualified
11:57You're a Roman
11:59And you'll have a Burwell in your pit
12:02Hope that's not as uncomfortable as it sounds
12:06Clarity was fantastic
12:07He had the best time of the whole day
12:08I gotta tell you
12:09It's so much more intense when you're right there on the track watching
12:11You should have been there
12:12Oh, I've been on the track before
12:15Congratulations, Joe
12:15Thanks
12:16Can I see you for a second?
12:17Yeah, sure
12:20What's up?
12:21Well, I've got some good news, too
12:22We got the Warren account
12:23So I told him we would start working on his Bentley on Saturday
12:26That's great, but you know what?
12:27The race is on Saturday, so I'll just do it on Sunday, all right?
12:30Joe, I just thought you wanted to prove you could qualify
12:32Well, you did
12:33You can be very proud
12:35But now there's work to be done
12:36Well, I can do it on Sunday
12:38I just want to see how I do in one actual race, that's all
12:40Oh, I know how this works
12:41After this, there's another race just as important
12:44And then another and another
12:45And meanwhile, I'm back here keeping the business together
12:48Sorry
12:48Look, Claire, I could not back out now, okay?
12:50Besides, I promised Andy
12:51Andy is not going
12:52We made plans for next Saturday two weeks ago
12:54And I can't break them now
12:55No, no, no, no
12:56I told Andy that he could go
12:57You just can't do this
12:58Don't tell me what I can and cannot do with my son
13:01This may not be in your racing rule book
13:03But I am his mother
13:03And that means I decide what he does and doesn't do
13:07Look, he's really looking forward to this, okay?
13:08He loves racing
13:09No
13:10Andy loves you, and you love racing
13:12I want you to forget about this race
13:13Stop right there
13:15You're Andy's mother, not mine
13:16I'm racing
13:20Claire?
13:21I'm going to check on the air filter supply
13:28Roman Customizing
13:30Mike Roman
13:31No, um
13:33He's not here anymore
13:35No, there's no forwarding address
13:36Who's calling?
13:38Uh, well, um
13:39The reason he didn't renew his subscription
13:41Is because he died last year
13:44In a racing accident
13:46Yes, we're all sorry
13:58Burger Don't, number 76
13:59Don't dance too close to the grill
14:01As your costume is extremely flammable
14:04Should you burst into flames
14:06Roll on the ground
14:06But do not remove the head
14:10Here you go
14:13You tap-dancing fool
14:15Oh, thanks, Lloyd
14:16You got me taps
14:18Look, I'm sorry about all the secrecy
14:19Well, I understand about secrecy
14:21You know, as a matter of fact
14:22I was issued these in the Coast Guard
14:23The Coast Guard?
14:24Uh-huh
14:25When you've been at sea for six months
14:27Straight drama just won't do
14:29Eventually, the fellas want a musical
14:31Something light-hearted
14:32Like Brigadoon
14:33Or
14:34Flower Drum Song
14:35And that's when you're really glad
14:37You got these babies
14:39Now
14:41Tell me why you need tap shoes
14:43Sorry, Lloyd
14:44But I gotta keep this under tight wraps
14:45For a little while
14:46I'm on Lucky Burger tonight
14:48Lucky Burger tonight
14:51Yeah
14:55Andy
14:57Hey, Andy
14:58Andy, what are you doing?
14:59I can't help with me
15:01Andy
15:02I'm not supposed to show this to anyone
15:04Wait a minute
15:06Tap shoes
15:07Burger head
15:09I'm starting to put it all together
15:12Damn it, Matt
15:12You're too young to enlist
15:15No, Lloyd
15:17I've been chosen to be the new
15:18Philadelphia Lucky Burger
15:20Oh, my gosh
15:24Matt
15:25Are you kidding me?
15:26Not the Lucky Burger
15:27The all-singing, all-dancing slab of beef
15:31Congratulations, buddy
15:32Oh, great
15:33Now it starts
15:33No, I think this is terrific
15:35Are you kidding?
15:36I mean, how much does a dancing sandwich get nowadays, huh?
15:39100 bucks a shot
15:40Really?
15:41And that's not including the pickles
15:43The girls are gonna stick in your pants for tips
15:46And, uh
15:47I've got something for you, Joe
15:50It's for the race today
15:52I already got a jacket
15:54Hey
15:55Hey, that's Dad's jacket
15:56It is?
15:57I don't remember it
15:59Sure you do
16:00Don't you remember
16:00You used to love opening and closing all the zippers?
16:02Dad would hide stuff in the pockets for you to find
16:04What kind of stuff?
16:06You know, like toys
16:07Little candies and stuff
16:08Once Dad hid a hamster in there
16:10Oh, yeah
16:11Now I remember
16:13Harry
16:13Harry the hamster
16:15What else did Dad do?
16:16Well, he used to give us tickle tests
16:17Remember, Joe?
16:19No
16:19And you always started laughing
16:22Before he even touched you, huh?
16:25Joe was the best
16:25And I fell somewhere in the middle
16:29Well, Dad get ready for this gig
16:31Well, Matt
16:32I'm sure you'll be able to fill my shoes
16:35However, you'll probably want to stuff them with newspaper
16:38Thanks, Lloyd
16:39Good luck, buddy
16:40Oh, good luck at the race, Joe
16:41Yeah
16:41See ya
16:46Come on
16:47Try it on, Joe
16:48All right
16:49Come on
16:50Come on
16:50Ready?
16:51Yep
16:51Okay
16:53Hey
16:54What's going on here?
16:55Lloyd found Dad's old racing jacket
16:57Joe's gonna wear it in the race today
16:59Oh, that's great
17:00He can tell you all about it
17:02Come on, Andy
17:02We're going shopping
17:03I'm going to the race, Mom
17:04No, you're not
17:05I am so, and you can't stop me
17:07Watch me
17:08Now go get ready
17:09No
17:09Andy
17:10I hate you
17:15That's great
17:16You can't tell me what to do
17:17So you just take it out on him
17:18What is your problem?
17:21My problem is you look much too much like your father in that jacket
17:26Slash, this is all about, huh?
17:28Look, Claire
17:29I'd get hit by a bus crossing the street, okay?
17:32There is danger everywhere
17:33Which is exactly why you shouldn't go looking for it
17:36You know, the only thing I thank God for on that awful day is that Matt and Andy weren't there
17:40to see that crash
17:42I am not my father, okay?
17:44Right
17:45You just dress the same, and you talk the same, and you became a mechanic, and you like to race
17:50Look, I do those things because I like them, it has nothing to do with him
17:53What do you want me to do, beg?
17:55Okay, I'm begging
17:57Please don't go to that race
17:59You are too important to us
18:01To Andy and Matt and me
18:04We love you
18:05And we couldn't stand it if we lost you two, okay?
18:10We cannot go through that again
18:14Claire, nothing's gonna happen to me
18:17Yeah
18:17Boy, that's exactly what he said every time I asked him not to race
18:21You know, it was always just gonna be one more, and then we'd be sad, and then he would quit
18:26Only he just never quit
18:29I couldn't stand the fighting, so finally I just stopped asking him
18:34Maybe if I hadn't
18:36Maybe if I had just said something that day
18:39He still would have gone
18:42Believe me, I know
18:44I wish I did
18:48But I'm still gonna say it now
18:53Don't go, Joe
18:55Please don't go
19:03Hey, Andy
19:05Andy
19:07Listen, bud, I have to tell you something, okay?
19:09I decided that I'm not gonna race, and I don't mean to disappoint you
19:12And look, this is not your mom's fault either, all right?
19:14It's just something that I decided
19:15I didn't think it was the right time right now, okay?
19:18Maybe now I can get a decent night's sleep
19:48Wait a minute, I thought that you wanted to go to the race
19:49But why that day?
19:51We don't know, sweetie, we'll never know
19:53So why didn't you ever tell me about this?
19:56Because every time we talked about it, Dad, it gets sad
19:59Because I miss him
20:02But the last thing Daddy would ever want is for you to think it was your fault
20:06You either
20:11So, does that mean we still have to go shopping?
20:14No
20:15Let's go somewhere fun and happy
20:18Joe knows just the place
20:20Hey, everybody
20:21Look who's here
20:25Let's have a burger at night tonight
20:28Have burger at night, all right
20:31Get your top coat dusted
20:34Don't be skippy with the mustard
20:39Cause it's a lucky burger at night
20:43Tonight
20:46Lucky burger at night
20:48I can't believe that burger is my son
20:56Great job, Matt
20:58Hey, Matt
20:59Come over here and join us, buddy
21:03Hey, Matt, what, are you two good for us or something?
21:06You guys take it easy on it, you probably just can't hear us
21:08Hey, Matt
21:10Hey, I'm talking to you, burger breath
21:13Lou, I can't respond to my own name in public
21:17See ya
21:25Hey, Lou
21:26Listen, I'm really sorry about disappointing you today
21:29What are you talking about?
21:31Well, I know you were excited about the race and everything
21:33And I'm sorry
21:34Joe, you're not racing was the sexiest thing I think I've ever seen you do
21:41Really?
21:41Yeah
21:43Well, uh, since you thought it was so sexy, maybe you have to work with you
21:47No, sorry I am late, but these photographers with the flashing and the yada yada yada
21:52They turned a winner's circle into a beehive
21:53That's okay, I understand, let me get my jacket
21:55Okay
21:57Okay, I thought you just said that not racing was the sexiest thing
22:01You've seen
22:01No, Joe, I said it was the sexiest thing I'd ever seen you do
22:04Ciao
22:05Bye-bye
22:06Bye-bye
22:17Bye-bye
22:19Bye-bye
22:21Bye-bye