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Bad Company S01E04
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00:01This organisation is not financially viable.
00:03How much does that cost? I'm a corporate robot.
00:06Is that my suit?
00:07Did you get the email I sent you about the Pulse 54 program?
00:09Is that a Scott guy? You know he's like a cult leader basically.
00:12He's not a cult leader, he's a gymfluencer.
00:14Mum reckons she's getting a big star.
00:15It's Caitlin Allard.
00:16What?
00:16Can you believe that?
00:17Caitlin is her sister.
00:19You know I could have sold out to Hollywood.
00:20They don't get along.
00:21Even better.
00:22Let's get her in here.
00:26So what you want to do is imagine that the voice is flowing from the top of the body,
00:31down and then out through the anus.
00:34What?
00:35This is a legitimate voice and body exercise alright?
00:37Can you take it seriously please?
00:39Sorry.
00:39Okay.
00:40And then it's as if the voice is paint,
00:42and you are painting the back wall with your anus.
00:48Can you feel it in your sex?
00:50Better!
00:57Ooh, I love a panel chat below.
00:59Reminds me of the time Papa took me to Paris, right?
01:01And we were...
01:02Morning!
01:02I'll tell you the rest of that later.
01:04Okay, come find me.
01:05Okay, everyone got the agenda?
01:06Mm-hmm.
01:06Let me get started.
01:08I have crunched the numbers and decided to move the peasant show into the smaller theatre.
01:12What?
01:12Do you mean le pise on et moite intere?
01:15Oui.
01:15Yeah.
01:15You've only sold 15% of tickets.
01:17But people just buy them on the night.
01:19Yeah, it's not the 90s.
01:20Last time you felt anything.
01:21Okay, can we just keep the personal stuff out of it, just for once?
01:24So what are you going to put on in the big theatre instead?
01:26Oh, let me guess.
01:27Caitlin's off Broadway show.
01:28Oh, someone's been talking.
01:30No, give him a couple of white wines, he'll sing like a canary.
01:32No, that's not true.
01:33Your sister Caitlin has 2 million online followers.
01:37That is how you shift tickets.
01:38But you don't have her yet, do you?
01:40Of course she doesn't.
01:41Following a few leads.
01:42I mean, do you ever talk to her?
01:43I mean, obviously I've got her personal number, but I'm not going to give you that.
01:46Do you have it though?
01:48Yes.
01:49Of course I've got it.
01:50We talk all the time.
01:52We were talking yesterday about some character notes for a play, films that she's doing in
02:00Slovakia, weirdly.
02:01Yeah?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Wow.
02:05No, well, okay, why don't we just call her?
02:06Let's call her!
02:07Sure.
02:08Yeah, yeah.
02:08You don't have to.
02:09No, no, call her, call her, call her.
02:10She loves to hear from me.
02:11Call her, please don't.
02:12Hey, Caitlin, it's Marks.
02:16Um, hey, I was thinking about that second scene.
02:20What's his love language there?
02:21Because that might help you to sort of like get into the...
02:26Oh, sorry Caitlin, I've got call waiting.
02:29Just a moment.
02:32Margiago, I've got theatre.
02:34Hi Margi, it's Julia.
02:35Hi, Julia.
02:37Why are you calling me while I'm on the phone to Caitlin?
02:39Because I don't think you're on the phone to Caitlin.
02:41Yes, I am.
02:42Um, so Caitlin's...
02:43Still me.
02:44Slovakia.
02:44Is that, is that hot at this time?
02:47Get off the phone.
02:47Bye Caitlin, bye, bye.
02:49She's gone.
02:51So...
02:51That was uncomfortable, wasn't it?
02:53Uh-huh.
02:56How is Caitlin?
02:59Ryan, you're young, how do I get online followers like this?
03:02Like, look at Caitlin.
03:03Content.
03:04Like what?
03:05Anything.
03:06Songs, stories, photos, videos.
03:09Yeah.
03:10I mean, look at this.
03:13Caitlin can sing.
03:14Yeah.
03:15And look at that, 30,000 likes.
03:16You know, I can sing.
03:17I think it was always hard for Caitlin growing up because we were both triple threats.
03:20But then I had the looks as well, so I was like a quadruple threat.
03:24You know what I mean?
03:26Yeah.
03:28Hmm.
03:29Must have been really rough for her.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Pulse 54.
03:33What's happening today?
03:35Ooh, someone's online.
03:38Can I do it?
03:40Let's do it.
03:41Let's do it.
03:43Oh, shit.
03:45Oh, hi.
03:46This is Scott from Pulse 54.
03:48Oh.
03:50Hi, Scott.
03:50It's Julia McNamara from your gym.
03:52Oh, Julia.
03:53Hello.
03:54Yeah, you're one of my top 10 clients.
03:56Wow.
03:56Top 10.
03:57Okay.
03:57Well, you're in my number one of trainers.
04:00Sorry, I have to go.
04:01I'll call you back, Scott.
04:03Bye.
04:03Do you have the Wi-Fi password?
04:06Shakespeare 88.
04:07Ah, thanks.
04:08Excuse me.
04:09Who are you?
04:10Julian Assange.
04:15Coming in the morning warm-up, J-Mac?
04:16Ah, yes.
04:18Okay.
04:18But my anus is staying shut.
04:21Ah, yeah.
04:23Absolutely.
04:24You know, your body, your rules.
04:26Alright, we are finally here.
04:28The Assange story opens this week.
04:30I know.
04:32Yes, it's a powerful one-man play about exposing the truth at all costs.
04:36Sorry, didn't Julian Assange break the law?
04:38Um, some laws are meant to be broken.
04:40Here we go.
04:41Lefties preaching to lefties yet again.
04:43My gosh, Mum.
04:44So embarrassing.
04:45Gary's going to be in the building until we open, and he just wants to say a few words
04:49about his process.
04:50Thank you, Gary.
04:51I will be going full method for this role.
04:53Okay?
04:54So I'd appreciate if you would call me Julian Assange.
04:57Or Mendax for the Trainspotters.
04:59His dedication to the craft is extraordinary.
05:01Yeah.
05:01He did a computer science course at TAFE for this.
05:04Authenticity.
05:05That means I'll be in character at all times, both on stage and off.
05:08Right?
05:09I wear his clothes.
05:10I carry his laptop.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12I feel his pain.
05:14If I seem a little angry or sad, it's only because I am in exile in my heart.
05:20Maybe we should lock Julian in the cupboard and call it Ecuador.
05:24Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:25Jeez.
05:27Right.
05:27I have tracked down the number for the assistant to Caitlin's LA agent's assistant.
05:32Major breakthrough, J-Mac.
05:34Let's call America.
05:37Okay.
05:40Hello?
05:41Hello.
05:42Julia McNamara calling, CEO of the Argyle Theatre in Melbourne, Australia.
05:48Well, that's rude.
05:49They need a tariff on manners over there.
05:52What does that mean?
05:53Because of rude and American.
05:57Right.
05:57Sorry, why does no one in this place have Caitlin's number?
06:00Didn't she used to do plays here?
06:02Isn't she supposedly Margie's sister?
06:04Yeah.
06:04I can't work out what's going on with this dysfunctional family.
06:07Do you need someone to explain the family dynamic to you?
06:09Could you?
06:10Yes, I can.
06:11I'm going to need a whiteboard.
06:13Give me a minute.
06:14You could have just told me.
06:16And...
06:17There you go.
06:18You're all signed up.
06:19Yeah, great.
06:20So, anyone could just sign up to as many accounts as they wanted to.
06:24Like, you could just...
06:25Anyone could just go, there you go, another one.
06:27If you have an email address, yeah, you could make thousands.
06:31And this is the Argyle's page here.
06:33Yeah.
06:34140 followers.
06:35Wow, that is fantastic.
06:36It's really shit.
06:37Is it?
06:38Yeah.
06:38But wait till I get on there though.
06:40It'll go through the roof.
06:41Mm.
06:42So, Harmony is Jeremy's third wife, also Caitlin's mother.
06:47You got it.
06:48This relationship ended his relationship with Margie's mother.
06:52Or it was the other way around.
06:53He was a bit of a pants man.
06:55Who's this?
06:55Oh, that's wifey number one.
06:57That was only two years.
06:58Two...
06:58How are there four children?
06:59Glad you asked.
07:00These three were Steps with her previous marriage.
07:03Should I get another board?
07:04That's not a Barbara Step.
07:05That's Margie's half-brother with Jennifer.
07:08Oh my God, you're right.
07:09How does that work?
07:10Yeah.
07:13I can see a pattern emerging.
07:15Gary?
07:16No, Julian.
07:17Keep at it.
07:22Hello, Jane.
07:25Phil, welcome.
07:31Hello.
07:33Hello, Lloyd.
07:35Hello.
07:37Hello.
07:40Where is everyone?
07:42Alright, so, in summation.
07:44Harmony is Caitlin's mum.
07:45Caitlin was born in Paris.
07:47Margie's mum is Jennifer.
07:48Jeremy left Jennifer for Harmony.
07:50That should clear everything up.
07:52There was one in Barcelona.
07:53No, there wasn't, Donna.
07:54No one's got a good word to say about Harmony.
07:55She left her wine in my wig room once and I'm like,
07:57get your filthy chardonnay away from Lady Macbeth.
08:00Yeah, okay.
08:00Can we focus on Caitlin, please?
08:01Is she married?
08:02Have you ever read a magazine?
08:04Business Review Weekly?
08:05Yeah, every month.
08:06There have been eight reporter proposals too, Caitlin, but they're all wasting her time.
08:09She's married to a job.
08:10Very relatable.
08:11Right?
08:12Mm-hmm.
08:13What?
08:15Yes, can I help you?
08:16Caitlin Allard, eh?
08:18Sign here.
08:19That signature might be worth something someday.
08:21You know, she could sing.
08:22Oh, why is everyone obsessed with her?
08:24Well, if we're listing dalleances, I suppose, you know, couldn't hurt to add one special night
08:31up onto the board.
08:32No biggie.
08:34Just...
08:34Get over it.
08:35Really?
08:35We all know, Christian.
08:37Oh, don't forget, Caitlin dated hot props back in their 20s.
08:40Oh my God.
08:42That's right.
08:43Hang on, who's hot props?
08:45Have you not been able to set some props yet?
08:47Why would I go there?
08:47Make sure you set aside a few hours.
08:49Boring.
08:50Sorry.
08:50There's someone still working here who dated Caitlin called hot props.
08:57What is going on out there?
08:59I don't care.
09:01I'm going to go find hot props, see if he's got Caitlin's number.
09:05Oh, no, no.
09:06Julia, don't call him hot.
09:08Yeah, everyone thinks she's perfect, but it was my cabbage veg doll, you know, and she
09:12just took it.
09:13Caitlin, you just took it, you know?
09:16And then she starts gaslighting me about it.
09:18And of course, Papa takes her side, always takes her side.
09:21But it was my name on the birth certificate, you know?
09:24Yeah, I know.
09:26And why am I signing for careers, Christian?
09:28Sorry about that.
09:29I'll be cleaning the toilets next.
09:31You don't love that, wouldn't you?
09:32Scrubbing away.
09:33No, no, no, no.
09:34Yeah, you will.
09:34You don't love that.
09:35No scrubbing.
09:36No scrubbing.
09:39Sorry about that.
09:40You alright?
09:40You'd never catch Caitlin doing that.
09:42No way.
09:43Absolutely not.
09:43Hey, can I offer you two free tickets to a fantastic show we have coming up of La Pisson
09:49A Moiti Entere.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:54Hello?
09:57Ah!
09:58Hot props!
09:59What?
10:00Why'd you call me?
10:02Uh, they said your name was Hot Props?
10:07Who's been calling me that?
10:08No one.
10:09No.
10:11I misspoke.
10:12They said, guy down there makes Hot Props.
10:15Well, my name is Pete and I'm part of the team.
10:18Yes, you are Pete.
10:19Yeah.
10:19You're a huge part of the team.
10:20So I'm here to introduce myself, Julian McNamara, new CEO of the Argyle Theatre.
10:24Quick question.
10:25Did you ever date Caitlin Allard?
10:26You're not in trouble.
10:27It's not an HR issue.
10:28I did.
10:28You did?
10:29I did.
10:29I actually just started working here when I met her.
10:31Had you?
10:31Yeah.
10:31Interesting.
10:32When was I working before that?
10:33I don't know.
10:34Oh.
10:35I was selling paintballing in a supermarket.
10:37Were you?
10:38Okay.
10:38Not paintballing in the middle of supermarkets.
10:40I was selling paintballing in the middle of supermarkets.
10:41Right.
10:42Okay.
10:42Hang on.
10:43I'll just say the same thing again.
10:44I was in the supermarket selling paintballing.
10:47Selling paintballing somewhere else.
10:49A little bit like a voucher.
10:51I get it.
10:51Ah!
10:51Yes, I get that.
10:52And are you still in touch?
10:53Nope.
10:53They shut down.
10:54With Caitlin Allard.
10:56Oh yeah, right.
10:57I might have her phone number.
10:59That would be wonderful.
10:59Let's have a look for that.
11:04What's in that file?
11:06Just work, I think.
11:07At the end of the day, it's the government lying to the people.
11:10Yeah.
11:11I'll give you an example.
11:13Gary has 38 outstanding parking fines.
11:15Oh, sorry.
11:16Who's Gary?
11:18Well, that's me when I'm not named you.
11:19Oh, sorry.
11:19Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
11:20But that's really the state controlling his freedom of movement.
11:23And who really benefits from the revenue raised by fines?
11:27Big business.
11:28Now you're getting it.
11:29Right.
11:29There you are.
11:29There you are.
11:30I need your help to go viral.
11:31Come on.
11:31Follow me.
11:32Be careful.
11:34It's the internet.
11:38This is her.
11:39That's my Collie Cross.
11:40Do you like dogs?
11:42Um...
11:42Yeah.
11:43Sure.
11:44Of course you do.
11:44Who doesn't?
11:45She's about to jump off.
11:46Quite a long video.
11:47Should we go to the end?
11:49No.
11:49No, no.
11:50I just feel like if we just went to...
11:51Oh!
11:52Just made it go back into the photos.
11:54Maybe check in contacts for it?
11:56For my dog?
11:57For Caitlin Ellard.
11:59That you used to date.
12:00I'm so sorry.
12:01That's right.
12:02I think contacts.
12:03Contacts.
12:05No.
12:06I don't have it.
12:07I don't have it.
12:09Your phone.
12:10Maybe.
12:11Maybe.
12:12I don't know.
12:13It might be a problem with the cloud.
12:15I'm just saying.
12:17It's lucky he's hot because I have never met anyone so boring and I worked in a bank.
12:21Really?
12:21Boring?
12:22I mean, I won't deny he's a smoke show, but you didn't call him hot props to his face,
12:26did you?
12:27Yes, I did.
12:27Thank you for the warning on that.
12:29What's this?
12:31God, we're getting a lot of activity on the socials today.
12:34What's going on?
12:34A lot of people are very interested in Margie playing the lead role and...
12:38Actually, let's not bother eating those.
12:40It's all brain rot online, isn't it?
12:41It's all nonsense.
12:42What?
12:43I wouldn't even...
12:44I can't believe you called hot props, hot props to his face.
12:47You're crazy.
12:47What do you like?
12:48Don't touch my phone like that.
12:49What are you...
12:50Wow!
12:51Oh!
12:52It's a game we play.
12:53It's called Phone Frisbee and it's normal that I did that.
13:01Oh, I see.
13:03These are about me.
13:04New CEO looks like a neoliberal wet dream featuring Margaret Court.
13:10Bank-tard...
13:11Can't say that.
13:12You can't say that anymore.
13:14The lost Kransky sister.
13:15Garth from Wayne's World.
13:17Classic movie.
13:18Schwing!
13:19Sorry.
13:19You need to find out who's posting these comments.
13:22Yeah.
13:22I will.
13:23I will.
13:24Just...
13:24I don't know.
13:25Call Instagram.
13:28Okay, so when I do a thumbs up, it means we're live.
13:30Live.
13:31And what?
13:31Yeah.
13:32Just socials.
13:33Everything.
13:33Like everywhere.
13:34Yeah.
13:35People can just join.
13:36We're just live.
13:37So people can join.
13:37Yeah.
13:38A podcast.
13:39Okay, then.
13:39Let's do it.
13:40So...
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:41Thumbs up.
13:42Yeah.
13:43So that means we're live.
13:44So they've seen that.
13:49It's already rolling.
13:50We've been live for 15 seconds.
13:52Hi.
13:52I'm...
13:53I'm Margie Argyle.
13:54And I'm the artistic director here at the Argyle Theatre.
13:57But also a storyteller.
13:58You know, I'm a truth custodian.
14:00I'm a disruptor.
14:00I'm a feminist.
14:01I'm a witch.
14:02I'm a woman.
14:03Yep.
14:04Okay.
14:04Let's go and see what the Argyle team is up to.
14:08Let's go.
14:09Ooh.
14:09Is that close?
14:10Nah.
14:11You're good.
14:14Let's continue our tour.
14:15We are in the creative heart of the building here.
14:19Who's feeling it today?
14:20Whoa.
14:21Energy is up in here.
14:22If anyone feels like they just want to get up and do a 30-second dance party.
14:30You know, I just say to people in this space, you know, like if you've got an idea, just
14:34go with it, you know, follow the creative flow.
14:37Hey.
14:38Whoa.
14:39Hey.
14:43Hey.
14:45Hey.
14:47Hey.
14:48Hey.
14:48Hey.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:53Hey.
14:54Hey.
14:55Hey.
14:55Hey.
14:57Hey.
14:58It's Julie McNamara, our new CEO.
15:00Hey.
15:01Hey.
15:02Hey.
15:03Come on.
15:03Why don't you go here?
15:04Hey.
15:05Go here.
15:06Hey.
15:06And I'll come in, hee, hee, hee, hee.
15:09No, I don't want to do that.
15:11Yep, really good for your fun-loving reputation, Mum.
15:13Ruined.
15:14Well, speaking of that,
15:15who has been posting about me on the Argyle Socials account?
15:19Was it you, Ryan?
15:20What, me? No.
15:21I just helped Margie get online, that's all.
15:23Well, Christian will be looking into it
15:25and we will find the troll.
15:27Don't know how to find trolls, but, yeah,
15:29add that to my list.
15:31Everybody is under scrutiny.
15:32Don't film me.
15:33No, put it up.
15:34Because you can't stop me putting stuff online.
15:37I think that's something we can all learn
15:38from the Assange story this week,
15:39that everyone should go online and make content
15:42and authorities can't come in
15:43and control the internet for who wants to go on there.
15:50That's exactly right.
15:51Come on, Ryan, let's go.
15:52Let's go see wigs and wardrobe.
15:56No, no.
15:58Me, this.
15:59Hey, wigs and wardrobe.
16:05Hello.
16:06Hi, Gary.
16:07Juliet.
16:09Yeah, sorry, Julie.
16:10Hey, do you get the feeling you're being watched?
16:14No.
16:16Not really.
16:18Anyway, someone in this office is not being honest
16:20and I've been given the responsibility
16:22to find out who it is.
16:24So tell me, Gary.
16:25Juliet.
16:26Yeah, sorry.
16:27Do you know what you think about hacking?
16:29So we're going like this
16:31and then we throw it up.
16:32Okay.
16:33Wrong arm.
16:34Throw it up again.
16:35Oh, that was the same arm.
16:37Mm-hmm.
16:37Okay.
16:38I actually wanted to ask you something.
16:39You weren't the one trolling mum, right?
16:41No, of course not.
16:43Because I know she's annoying,
16:44but she's not like a bad person or anything.
16:46I guess the truth always comes out online, doesn't it?
16:48Come on, let's record this.
16:49Let's go.
16:50Let's go viral.
16:51We've got this.
16:52Yeah, we do.
16:53Yeah.
16:53Remember?
16:53Let's go.
16:53Uh-huh.
17:00Nice.
17:00Okay.
17:02Should we go from the top?
17:04Oh, you're still going to go.
17:05Okay.
17:11Sorry, what are you doing at my computer?
17:13Just a bit of classified work.
17:15Classified work?
17:15Why?
17:16About what?
17:17Oh, come on, Gary.
17:19Julian.
17:19You can tell me.
17:20We've known each other for years.
17:22Remember that night in Adelaide?
17:23Gary's never been to Adelaide.
17:25Oh, that's right.
17:26Because Gary was married back then, wasn't he?
17:27Look, all I'll say is somebody's going to be exposed.
17:31I've got what I need.
17:32How did you know my password?
17:33It was password.
17:34Yeah, it's a password.
17:37I've got to change that.
17:38I'll change it to Margie.
17:42All right, so I've called this snap meeting
17:44because there's been a dramatic increase
17:46of online activity on the Argyle socials.
17:50Ordinarily, that would be a good thing,
17:51but it's actually raised quite a lot of suspicions
17:53because we don't normally get any activity there.
17:57So I'm going to hand over to Gary now.
17:58Julian.
17:59Julian.
18:00The 11th time.
18:02Well, the alarm bells were first raised
18:03when I found these posts under this image of Margie
18:07in the lead role of the peasant.
18:09Let's take a look.
18:10Margie Argyle?
18:11I've been a long-time fan,
18:13and finally it's her, not Caitlin.
18:15Wow.
18:17OMG, can't wait for this.
18:19Margie Argyle is a quadruple threat.
18:21Spot on.
18:22Thanks.
18:23Margie Argyle?
18:24She's an artistic genius.
18:26Oh my God.
18:26Oh no, Margie.
18:28And finally, big name brand.
18:30No, not that one.
18:32Margie Argyle is a good singer, not Caitlin.
18:37It quickly became clear that the posts
18:38were coming from inside this very building.
18:40And after some rudimentary hacking,
18:43I am now able to reveal the identity
18:45of the person doing the post.
18:47Oh, shut up, Gary.
18:48It's Julian.
18:49And let the man speak.
18:50The truth must prevail, remember?
18:52But what am I supposed to do?
18:53You know, why should Caitlin get to come in here
18:55and take everything away from me again?
18:56I'm a big name too.
18:58Sweetheart.
18:59Okay, I think the ball will agree
19:00that this is a fireable offence.
19:02Maybe.
19:03But what's more alarming
19:04is the evidence of hours and hours
19:06of company time being spent
19:08on a website called Pulse 54.
19:12Oh no, Mum.
19:13What is that?
19:13All right, shut up, Gary.
19:15It's Julian.
19:15So embarrassing.
19:17No, this is important information
19:19that needs to be exposed to the board
19:20at all costs.
19:21And you'll both be named in my report.
19:24Oh my God.
19:26What have you guys done?
19:29I've got every conspiracy theory loon
19:31on the phone.
19:32One of the videos you two made went viral.
19:35Oh, that's good.
19:36It's great.
19:37The buzz is building
19:38for the P's on a multi-interes.
19:39It's great.
19:40It's not that.
19:41Gary's in the background of the video
19:42and everyone in the comments
19:43thinks Julian Assange
19:45is hiding out of the theatre.
19:46Oh, Jesus.
19:47There's a bunch of media people outside.
19:49Oh, show me the video.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Zip it A.
19:53Oh.
19:55Yeah, that's good.
19:56Great to meet.
19:58This is what a feminist does.
19:59Sorry, what's this got to do with feminism?
20:01I'm moving my body and I look hot
20:03and there's nothing any man can do about it.
20:06There's a man right there in the video.
20:08Yeah, I don't know.
20:09Oh, there.
20:10Who's that?
20:11Oh, Jesus.
20:12It's a good promo though.
20:13Yeah.
20:13No, it isn't.
20:14He just said conspiracy nuts are watching this.
20:16What do we want?
20:16A theatre full of flat earthers?
20:18Well, they deserve R2.
20:19Oh, Margie, come on.
20:21Well, just delete it.
20:21Come on, Ryan.
20:22Press delete.
20:23Let's all move on.
20:24Done.
20:24You can't delete videos from the internet anymore, Margie.
20:26You've already been memed.
20:27You're a meme.
20:28Well, thank you.
20:29I've got to keep him out of sight.
20:30Julian, this way.
20:31I didn't do the ones about your glasses, by the way.
20:34I don't believe you.
20:35It wasn't me.
20:36It's just actual feedback about your glasses.
20:37Just take it on board, Mum.
20:41Do you know, Gary's becoming a bit of a problem.
20:42I think he actually thinks he's Assange.
20:44He's lost the plot.
20:45Do you know he has 38 outstanding parking fines?
20:48Does he?
20:48Does he?
20:48That's a lot.
20:50She'd be terrible if someone called the police.
20:53Yeah.
20:55Would be terrible.
20:56Look, I know this implicates both of you, but I need to give this information to the
21:00board.
21:00I mean, can't you see?
21:01Even if it costs me everything.
21:03Whatever you think is the right thing to do, you do it, Julian.
21:06Gotta do it.
21:06I mean, you just have to...
21:07Gary Strand?
21:08No, it's Julian.
21:09Oh, no.
21:11Look, you've got 38 outstanding parking fines.
21:13Okay?
21:13You mind coming with us, please, sir?
21:14What?
21:15No.
21:15They're trying to silence me.
21:17No, you've just got to stop parking on Gertrude Street, mate.
21:20Hey, Gary!
21:21Who called the police?
21:22Who was it?
21:23I don't know.
21:23I don't know.
21:24Somebody needs to leak that document to the board.
21:26Yeah, I'll make sure Carmel gets that.
21:28Deep state corruption.
21:29That's what this is.
21:30Good luck locking me up.
21:32Do you want to pop that in the shredder, darling?
21:41So, apparently, he broke bail, and now Gary's in Ballarat, hiding in his ex-wife's house.
21:45He's worried if he comes back to Melbourne, they'll capture him.
21:48Why doesn't he just download a parking app?
21:50Okay, gang.
21:51After the Gary news story, we've finally sold enough tickets in the small theatre to, wait
21:55for it, break-even.
21:57Of course we can.
21:58Tonight's already sold out.
21:59It's amazing.
22:00Yeah, the show must go on.
22:02I'm just glad all that social media stuff is behind us, you know?
22:05I just feel like it promotes a distorted view of reality and comparison culture.
22:09I don't want anything more to do with it.
22:10Oh my gosh, Margie, our dancing video, we did got three million likes.
22:13Are you joking me?
22:14No, look at this.
22:15Show me!
22:15Way more than Caitlin's ever got.
22:17Show me.
22:18I'll suck shit, bitch!
22:19Sorry.
22:20I hope she's seen it.
22:22Oh, Caitlin's seen it.
22:23Everyone's seen it.
22:24Caitlin's agent has even seen it.
22:26How do I know?
22:26Just had her on the phone.
22:27What?
22:28The theatre's got huge buzz now, so Caitlin wants to talk about doing her show right
22:32here at the Argyle.
22:33And that's all thanks to you, Margie.
22:35Well done.
22:36Round of applause for Margie.
22:38Come on.
22:38Artistic Genies.
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