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The Boroughs
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00:01You
00:14Wait, wait, you want to save mother? That's right. No, we have a plan
00:18The plan is to save you and then kill mother. I'm calling an audible
00:22That is the audible. You can't double audible. Can someone just tell me what the hell is going on?
00:26It's a long story and very weird. I can take the short version
00:30The Burroughs is fucked up. Okay, the short version is that a man called Edward
00:34broke into my home. Told me there was an owl
00:39What's wrong? Everything. Where are you? Burroughs backwards. Seriously, what's wrong?
00:43Oh, so much. I, um, I did something a little rash and, um, I'm in now in big trouble
00:50Meaning? I kind of sort of kidnapped mother. You what?
00:54Hey, I am trying to save the world here. I don't need the tone
00:57Went to his house. Okay, get to the community center. It's closed during the anniversary.
01:03Well, we get there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's we?
01:05Oh, it's a whole goddamn group project now. Over and out. Okay, I'm sure I... Goddammit.
01:12Then Art stole the laundry van. Hell yeah, I did.
01:15So, I have a good news, bad news kind of a situation.
01:20Wally has mother. He does?
01:22Yes. I told her to meet us at the community center.
01:25All right, triple audible. Everybody hold on.
01:32Mother was here when I did my rounds a few hours ago.
01:35Wally couldn't have gotten her very... Shut up.
01:38No.
01:39Sam Cooper's hooligans broke him out of the manor.
01:43They're on the run.
01:46Now, don't worry. I've put our best men on the...
01:55I've put our best men on the gates.
01:58No one is escaping the burrows.
02:01And in the meantime...
02:06In the meantime, we have to keep up appearances.
02:10I have my speech.
02:11And you're going...
02:13I don't care about speeches.
02:16Or Sam Cooper.
02:19Mother is all that matters.
02:23I will find her.
02:27You have to trust me.
02:34You haven't re-endured enough.
02:37Shh, shh, shh.
02:38Don't worry, my love.
02:40Time is on our side.
02:49You have to trust me.
02:55Now you're going to move, Michael.
02:57You might want to figure that out.
04:10Oh, my.
04:13That's a lot of people.
04:17Hello.
04:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:28Incognito is the vibe.
04:30Oh.
04:32Not that way.
04:33Not that way.
04:35Thank you for coming out on a surprisingly chilly night.
04:39Let's just keep all her limbs inside and don't let anybody actually...
04:44Excuse me, sir.
04:44Where are you two headed?
04:45Oh, uh, um, me and the missus were just enjoying the festivities.
04:49The missus got a name?
04:50Oh, yeah, sure does.
04:52She has a name.
04:53It's, uh, uh, Petunia.
05:00You look busy.
05:02Come on.
05:03Judas, let's just, uh, go somewhere else.
05:10I need to talk to the boss.
05:12We should be safe enough in here until Wally arrives.
05:15At least it's ominous.
05:17Oh, shit.
05:18It's best not to draw attention.
05:20Right.
05:22Oh, hey, there's a lost and found under that table.
05:25If any waiter wants to look less conspicuous.
05:35Dad?
05:37You okay?
05:40Dad?
05:42What's wrong?
05:47She's here.
05:52Oh, hey, there.
05:54Sorry about that.
06:09So without any further ado, it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man of the hour.
06:17You know him and you all love him.
06:19I love him.
06:21Our CEO and handsome devil, Blaine Shaw.
06:28Hello, folks.
06:29Thank you very much.
06:30That's very kind.
06:31It's my pleasure to welcome you all to the 75th anniversary of the Burroughs.
06:39You know, anniversaries offer us an opportunity to reflect on the past and to plan for the future.
06:46As Robert Browning said, the best is yet to be.
06:57Actually, that's a lie.
06:59The full quote is, grow old along with me.
07:05The best is yet to be.
07:10That's another lie.
07:13The only certainty in an uncertain universe is that all things end.
07:23Time is a thief in the night.
07:25It steals our youth, our joy, our love.
07:31It grinds us down and down until all that's left is dust.
07:48But not here.
07:51The Burroughs is a fortress.
07:56A citadel blazing in the dark.
08:02The Burroughs is a promise turned to brick and stone that says the best is not to come.
08:10It's now.
08:13It's here.
08:15Together.
08:26We have to get her to safety.
08:27Far away from the Burroughs.
08:29We've got to get her to a doctor.
08:30She doesn't look healthy, man.
08:32I am a doctor.
08:33What about our plan?
08:35Want to kill her?
08:36Well, not anymore.
08:38She's a miracle.
08:39She's eating chalk.
08:40Her blood is the key.
08:42I'll take that.
08:42Her blood is the key to curing disease.
08:46Here you go.
08:46Take that.
08:47No more sickness.
08:48No more suffering.
08:50No more death.
08:50So everybody just lives forever?
08:53Miracles come at a price.
08:54Who's paying that price?
08:55You?
08:57You?
08:59It's really easy to indulge in hypotheticals when it's not your patients who are weeks from dying.
09:04It's not your husband who's dying for fucking AIDS.
09:07It's not yourselves that are attacking you.
09:09Blaine and his Stepford staff found the fountain of youth.
09:12And now I am going to use it.
09:14Okay?
09:16I'm going to use it for good.
09:17I will figure out therapies.
09:18I will figure out ways that we can actually cure people, heal people.
09:22People who write them off.
09:23We have to help her.
09:25Okay, great.
09:26Somebody finally gets it.
09:27How do we smuggle her out to freedom?
09:30That's not what she wants.
09:31How do you know?
09:32She told me.
09:33She's talking to you?
09:35In my mind.
09:37What does she want, Sam?
09:40She wants to die.
09:44And we have to get it to Ard's cave.
09:47It's where she was born.
09:49Her children have been preparing it for this moment.
09:53For her end.
09:55It has to be there.
09:57It has to be now.
09:57Absolutely not.
09:59It's her choice to make.
10:01No.
10:01I will not let her die.
10:03Wally, I get it.
10:05It's a lot to take in.
10:06And there's even more to ask.
10:08But Blaine isn't going to stop using the Burroughs as his personal buffet.
10:13He thinks nobody cares about old folks.
10:16Not even old folks.
10:18You've got to prove him wrong.
10:20We have to make a stand.
10:23For Mother, for the Burroughs, for everyone.
10:28Jack can have justice.
10:30We can be heroes and set things right.
10:40Just let her go.
10:43No.
10:46Wally.
10:47I can't.
10:48I won't.
10:49We have to.
10:53I don't want to die, Ray.
10:54I know.
10:55Honey, I know.
10:56I know, darling.
10:57And if I thought for one second that torturing that old lady for all eternity would save you,
11:03I would be right by her side.
11:05But it won't.
11:11Yeah, but I'd be alive.
11:15But you wouldn't be you.
11:20So let me save you now.
11:24While there's still time.
11:32Okay.
11:33Fine.
11:36If I'm going to haunt you.
11:38Well, I hope you do.
11:39Like forever.
11:40Okay.
11:44Sam.
11:45We're with you.
11:46How do we get to this cave?
11:48The exits are all blocked.
11:52I've got an idea.
11:54One, two, three.
11:57Whoa.
11:59Hold on.
11:59There's tunnels under the cooking class?
12:01We can take them all the way to the cave.
12:03That's deep.
12:04So should we flip a coin?
12:05Before we get down there, is there anything else that you forgot to mention?
12:08No.
12:09Oh, wait.
12:10Yeah, Wally extracted some of my brain fluid and Renee dropped a car on Hank.
12:14I think that's about it.
12:15Up.
12:19Hello?
12:20Anyone home?
12:21Shit.
12:21That's Blade.
12:22Get to the tunnels.
12:24I'll buy you time to get away.
12:26Why do you get to do the self-saccharfelics if they called in first?
12:29Anybody home?
12:31Get in there now.
12:33I'll be helping get mother.
12:49We know you're in here!
13:31Do I wanna know what I just stuck to?
13:33No, you do not.
13:35Well, do you think Judy and Art will be okay?
13:38I've seen Judy mad.
13:39I've made Judy mad.
13:40Trust me.
13:41Blaine is the one who should be worried.
13:49What's wrong with her?
13:51Her children are down there.
13:54Yeah, Blaine keeps them locked up under the security center.
13:59She says we have to rescue them.
14:00Well, we can't rescue everyone, Sam.
14:02They're her children, Wally.
14:04Pass and I can go.
14:06Why us?
14:08Well, you know where they are.
14:10And Judy took the last big hero moment, so now it's your turn.
14:15That too.
14:22Move for your kids.
14:24Promise.
14:28All right, meet you in the cave.
14:31Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:32What about us?
14:33We go that way.
14:35Okay.
14:45Where's mother?
14:46Who's mother?
14:48What, your mother?
14:49You lost your moms?
14:50Not cool, dude.
14:51I see.
14:53I see.
14:53I see the problem.
14:54Your little adventure has riled up the blood, agitated the humors.
14:59You're feeling invincible, but sadly, you're not.
15:02So, just tell me, where's mother?
15:06Did you check Senor Cosinas?
15:10Everybody loves Cosinas.
15:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:16Okay, let's all take a deep, calming breath.
15:22All right?
15:23Where's mother?
15:24You go to hell, Blaine.
15:27What are you doing?
15:29Get away from her!
15:31Leave her alone!
15:39Even after everything she's done to you,
15:43you still love her.
15:46How sweet.
15:52Julie!
15:54Julie!
15:55No, no, no, no, no.
15:56Don't worry.
15:57The blade is buried in a relatively innocuous bit of intestine.
16:02It'll take almost a day for her to bleed out.
16:06Single surgery, maybe a tiny bit of bowel removal.
16:10She'd be good as new.
16:13So, where's mother?
16:15All right, enough.
16:18Stop!
16:19Stop!
16:20Now things get interesting now.
16:23That blade is just millimeters from some rather vital organs.
16:28We're talking two, maybe three surgeries now.
16:31She's gonna need a colostomy bag, but it's the internal bleeding
16:35that I'm worried about.
16:36No, no.
16:37Within the hour, she's gonna drown in her own blood.
16:40Why are you doing this?
16:42Why does anyone do anything?
16:47Love, tell me where mother is.
16:52The oven's ripped apart.
16:56They're in the tunnels.
16:58Are they taking her to the cave?
17:00Yes!
17:01Ah!
17:02Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:04Are we going after the others?
17:06No need.
17:06Go to security, corral them into the cul-de-sac.
17:09We'll bring these two with us in case we need a bargaining chip.
17:18Nobody's here.
17:26Give me a hand.
17:28Be careful.
17:30I got you.
17:30That's it.
17:36Oh, it stinks.
17:44Oh.
17:47They're, uh...
17:49They're looking at us.
17:51Yeah, well, they're, uh... curious.
17:56Hey, control panel.
18:03Ah, it's not working.
18:04It's not opening the cages.
18:06Looks like it needs a key.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Hello, lovebirds.
18:12Welcome to my humble abode.
18:17The largest tunnel systems in the world are found underneath Disney World.
18:21They call them the Utilidors.
18:22No, it's not the largest tunnel system in the world.
18:25Yeah, it is.
18:26No, the Delaware Aqueduct is larger.
18:29That's not a utility tunnel.
18:31Well, you didn't say utility tunnels.
18:32You said tunnels.
18:33Hey, uh, can we maybe save the great tunnel debate till after I'm dead?
18:36So, which way now?
18:39That way.
18:40Are you sure?
18:42She's sure.
18:46What the fuck?
18:49Ain't no way here.
18:50This is a trap.
18:51No.
18:52We're being herded.
18:54Yeah, right into a trap.
18:56Probably.
18:56Well, what choice do we have?
18:58Uh, come on.
18:59I mean, um...
19:01Was he always such a stubborn bastard?
19:03You have no idea.
19:09Hold on.
19:10Hold on.
19:10Wait for me.
19:14Easy hotshot.
19:15Can't imagine I could be too good in a fight after my little fender bender,
19:19but let's not test that theory, huh?
19:22Oh!
19:25You know that band you were in?
19:29Cowboy Renegade?
19:31You guys rocked hard.
19:34They didn't know you were a fan.
19:36Oh, yeah.
19:37I thought it would be cool if we could be like...
19:40friends.
19:41You know?
19:42You know, like, hombres.
19:46It's hard when you're the boss.
19:48Sure.
19:50And now, I've taken my job,
19:54stuck me down here with the kids until I'm presentable.
20:00I mean, yeah, the least Blaine could've done
20:03is get you a nice hotel room or something.
20:07Ain't that the truth?
20:12You know, I went from working in a prison
20:16to living in one, thanks to Blaine.
20:22Maybe you could help us.
20:26Now, why would I do that?
20:31Because there is nothing better
20:34than sticking it to someone who stuck it to you first.
20:53Fuck Blaine.
20:59What about you?
21:01Me?
21:03I'll let time do what it does best.
21:07Wipe things clean.
21:20Are you sure those things aren't going to rip us apart?
21:24Nope.
21:44Clear!
21:45Wally, get here, man.
21:46Okay, okay, okay.
21:47Take her arm.
21:49No.
21:50Where is she going?
21:51Over on the chair.
21:53Okay.
21:54Yeah, right here.
21:58Hello?
21:59Anybody got a free hand?
22:01Okay.
22:01Hey!
22:02Hello?
22:03Okay.
22:04Here.
22:05I'm here.
22:05Okay, hold on.
22:06Oh, great.
22:07Okay.
22:08Whoa!
22:09Guys, we have to assume Blaine is on his way.
22:12Not a moment to lose.
22:14I'll wait and we can take my car.
22:15Then go where?
22:16We'll still be trapped in the boroughs.
22:17No.
22:18Here's where we make our stand.
22:19Our stand?
22:20We don't have any weapons.
22:22Unless they're allergic to mid-century modern.
22:24We have a weapon.
22:25No, this doesn't work.
22:27It works.
22:28I changed out the transformer so that the amplifiers don't overload.
22:31I added a little bit more coil to increase the power of the beam, but it...
22:34What about the voltage spikes?
22:36Silver mica capacitors.
22:42I'm sorry to interrupt this father-daughter nerd moment, but the bad guys are coming.
22:45Yeah, right.
22:46Let's get these TVs in the garage.
22:47I have a plan.
23:08Okay.
23:12This better work, Sam.
23:23Hi.
23:27Uh...
23:28There's something you should know.
23:30Who's there?
23:31Yeah.
23:32I, um, just...
23:37I...
23:39Quit.
23:56Welcome to the boroughs.
23:58We hope you have the time of your life!
24:07Run!
24:09Run.
24:10Run!
24:17Run!
24:20Run!
24:20...
24:27We have to help them!
24:29John!
24:32I'm out.
24:50I'm out.
25:39Is it over?
25:43I think so.
25:45Help!
25:47It's Judy, help!
25:52Get her down.
25:53Okay.
25:54Okay.
25:56I'm here, baby.
25:56I'm here, baby.
25:57Somebody call 911.
25:59My phone is dead.
26:00The blast from the TV's fried them all.
26:02Can you get me a towel?
26:03I need a towel.
26:04Okay.
26:06Come here.
26:07Okay, I'm gonna move your hands, Judy.
26:09Just give me your hand.
26:10Maybe move that, okay?
26:11I need to see what's going on, okay?
26:13Okay.
26:15Okay.
26:16Oh, oh, okay.
26:19Jesus.
26:20Jesus.
26:22Jesus.
26:24Oh, she needs a hospital.
26:26I can't.
26:26Well, get her to one.
26:30I...
26:31She's out of time.
26:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
26:35Just...
26:35No, no, no, no!
26:37Right.
26:38Come on, baby.
26:39Come on.
26:40I'm here.
26:41Don't go anywhere.
26:42Stay with me now.
26:43Don't go anywhere now.
26:45Remember?
26:48We went to the Grand Canyon with the kids.
26:54I remember we tried to go to the Grand Canyon.
26:59You got us lost.
27:03I knew where I was.
27:07I just didn't know how to get to where we were going.
27:11We pulled over to a big old empty lake in the middle of nowhere.
27:19We jumped in.
27:22Swam in our clothes.
27:26Oh, boy, you look so beautiful.
27:30Standing in the water there laughing with the kids.
27:34Mm.
27:35It's a good day.
27:39We...
27:40We never did make it to the Grand Canyon.
27:45Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Judy, don't, don't.
27:48No, Judy, Judy.
27:51Come on, baby.
27:52Come on, baby.
27:54Come on, baby.
27:58Judy.
27:59Judy.
27:59Judy.
28:14What does she want?
28:15She wants to help.
28:17Hey, Art.
28:19It's okay.
28:20You can, you can trust her.
28:23Hang on.
28:35Hey,терne.
28:37Hey, Götchen.
28:42Hey,.
28:44Hey.
28:44Hey, how are you going to go?
28:46Hey, I'm going to go.
28:48I'm here.
28:48Yeah, you're going to go.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:05I'm sorry.
29:07I'm sorry.
29:22I have to get her to the cave. Now.
29:25Okay.
29:35Careful. I got it.
29:37Okay.
29:41Nice.
29:44I'm coming with you.
29:45She says I have to go alone.
29:47I don't care what she said. You're my dad.
29:49I'm not gonna let you. Go out there.
29:50Claire.
29:55I couldn't help your mom.
29:58And I wasn't very good at helping you.
30:01But I can help her.
30:05I need you to trust me, Claire.
30:09Please.
30:13Okay, but I'm not gonna be happy about it.
30:21Bye-bye, butterfly.
30:25See you soon, Raccoon.
30:30Yeah, cowboy.
30:32Be careful.
30:38Right, true.
30:41Call when you get there.
30:46Come.
30:47Come.
31:37Oh, careful.
31:41There you go.
31:47You made it.
31:52You're welcome.
31:58Explode.
31:58What do you mean, explode?
32:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, you mean you're gonna explode?
32:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, not yet.
32:04Let me get clear.
32:10You know, on second thought,
32:15I've decided to cancel your contract.
32:21You're just not Burroughs material, Sam.
32:26You took my wife from me.
32:29It wasn't supposed to end like this, Sam.
32:34But I'm gonna bring her back.
32:36You have no idea what Mother is.
32:41What she's capable of.
32:45Everything you think you have accomplished can be undone.
32:52It's okay.
32:55Let go.
32:56Never.
33:09No!
33:12Let me go!
33:24No, I can't.
33:27I can't die!
33:29Everybody does.
33:31Welcome to the club.
33:32It's okay.
33:33I can't.
33:37Let it be...
33:39No, I can't.
33:56No, I can't.
34:03Like a vision she dances across the porch as a radio play Oh, it's insane for a long, hey that's
34:15me and I want you, oh Don't turn me home again, I just can't face myself alone Don't run back
34:26inside, darling you know, cause Lord I'm here for you
34:31So you're scared and you're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore Lily? Hey, you old girl
34:45Is it really you? It's me
34:52How? She's saying thank you. Time is a gift
35:03How long do we have?
35:06Are you gonna stand there asking questions or
35:10Are you gonna dance with your beautiful wife?
35:12Are you gonna dance with me?
35:16Are you gonna dance with me?
35:46Are you gonna dance with me?
35:50Are you gonna dance with me?
35:55Are you gonna dance with me?
36:07We...
36:08Are you gonna dance with me?
36:11Are you gonna dance with me?
36:12Take home...
36:13Thunder up
36:15Well, I got this guitar and I learned how to make it tall
36:29Oh.
36:32Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:36Oh!
36:36Oh!
36:36Sam!
36:39Sam!
36:42Sam!
36:47What are you doing here?
36:49Well, we're all supposed to meet in the cave, remember?
36:51All right, is that is that mother? Yes
36:59She's at peace
37:04What do you say we go home? Sounds good to me
37:23Whoa
37:25Okay, Jenna's up
37:28Pop, give me a hint
37:29Oh, yeah, it's hot
37:30Yeah, you got it
37:32All right, Art, give us a present and no magic mushrooms
37:38Sweetheart, you are all the magic I need
37:42What?
37:45I got charcuterie
37:46Oh, thanks, I already have my snacks right there
37:49All right, so what is this? What is that?
37:51Oh, salami, cheese, fruit
37:52Oh, nice
37:53Here you go
37:54Yeah
37:54Oh, you're leetid
37:57Huh?
37:58Oh, that's not very appetizing
37:59Go clean it up, I got this
38:01Wait, wait, I got something for you
38:09You remember
38:10I remember
38:15Thank you
38:16It's a week in Rome
38:17All right
38:18And then on to Florence
38:19Oh, my God, I love Florence
38:22You gotta come
38:23Really?
38:24Oh, my God, yes
38:26Word of warning
38:28I think Wally's gonna crash your big trip
38:30Yeah, I'm not surprised
38:33What are we talking about?
38:35Our big trip
38:47Hey, Dad, you want a burger or a dog?
38:52One of each, please
38:54On it, hurry up
38:56Okay, okay
38:57Okay, okay
39:16Bye, my baby
39:18Come on, come on
39:19What are you?
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