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00:06There is no fire, there is no fire, there is no fire, there is no fire.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Oh, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:56So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't.
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Diana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better, but no.
05:30Come on, do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards in the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I don't want shit, I don't want shit, I don't want shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh my god.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I-I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist, moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs!
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55Do you want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will!
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I am.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17What's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27See you, man.
10:27What's up, bud?
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Hey!
10:32You're cute!
10:33Yeah, man.
10:41Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57And who?
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:08I'm so strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so in you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do
12:36Is to fall in need.
12:40Close ain't close enough
12:41Till they cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're against the plague.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know. Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested. And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali. I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a black party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole an all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all fall out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:52I'm so weenial, weenial, weenial, weenial.
15:10I want you to let the pills behind the counter the head.
15:13I want you so bad, my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23If somebody else, if we're in the diet,
15:26I'm not going to be in my home the same.
15:29I'm not going to be a man, I'm not going to be a man.
15:32I'm not going to be a man, I'm not going to be a man.
15:34I don't know, but we will.
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes,
15:38my G-tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised,
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, you're somebody,
15:50with a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, you're somebody,
15:56with a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody,
16:02with a body, you're somebody to me.
16:06Not just a body, you're somebody,
16:09with a body, you're somebody to me.
16:10with a body, you're somebody to me.
16:12Not just a body, you're me.
16:13It feels that one again,
16:13it might take you by surprise.
16:15My box of short sauce,
16:17here I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes,
16:22my cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care,
16:28so that you're all your thing is through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Can listen, let them talk about me.
16:39Hi...
16:42Your somebody, my somebody.
16:47Somebody's a bit different.
16:48Yeah, my body's a bit different.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:55God...
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garen.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:41I got to dry and let her suck
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're a bank of mine
19:50Come on!
19:51Hey!
20:03Oh, I take it back!
20:10Move, move, move, move, come on, come on!
20:15Come on, man.
20:17You got something bad, huh?
20:18You know what I mean?
20:19Come on!
20:20Come on, man.
20:25Come on, man.
20:26Come on, man.
20:28Come on, man.
20:28Come on, man.
20:29Come on, man.
20:31Come on, man.
20:31Come on, man.
20:33Come on, man.
20:33Come on, man.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:39Nay!
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Nay!
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Hey, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:47a Norris trophy or two, spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write
24:05a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:38Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open the balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:40See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I have to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order from Justin Cobb?
26:00Yeah.
26:01Yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing?
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh my god, yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:47I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:55I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22To take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:34So?
27:35I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry.
27:52I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:18No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
30:00Please welcome your very own...
30:05Ryder!
30:06Go!
30:09Go!
30:10Go!
30:31I think he has the potential in honesty to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36Alright, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go...
30:39Shit!
30:43He's putting doggy down.
30:45What are you going to tell me this isn't a game?
30:46I'm down the street from the Dazele estate.
30:48Right around the corner from the place.
30:50I got my baby picture.
30:51I mean.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:11This ain't a tour.
31:12This ain't a tournament.
31:12If I was stuck in a room with your shit, I'll repeat that shit.
31:15His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the party.
31:38Hard yet.
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that.
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17Let me get some of that.
32:18Let me get some of that.
32:22Let me get some of that.
32:26Let me get some of that.
32:28Let me get some of that.
32:29Let me get some of that.
32:31Let me get some of that.
32:32Let me get some of that.
32:33Let me get some of that.
32:34Let me get some of that.
32:35Let me get some of that.
32:36Let me get some of that.
32:37Let me get some of that.
32:37Let me get some of that.
32:37Let me get some of that.
32:38Let me get some of that.
32:39Let me get some of that.
32:44Let me get some of that.
33:09Oh, man.
33:11They're beating us.
33:12Oh!
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:14Come on.
33:15Go!
33:16Go!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:46Go!
33:58Go!
34:01Go!
34:01Go!
34:04Go!
34:07I was justified when I was five.
34:12Raising Cain asked me to do it.
34:15Go!
34:15Go!
34:16Go!
34:16Times are changing now, the boogie is fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eat meat on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37The blues, the blues, the distortion of juice
34:40I could hide the evening sipping parts of glue
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, the things that I do
35:02I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping brains
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, you're the way
35:42Thanks, Danny
35:44Logan, Logan, here we go
35:46Here we go, here we go
35:50Touch
35:52Touchdown
35:53Woo!
35:56Yes!
35:57Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:06Oh!
36:06Oh!
36:07Oh!
36:07Oh, we lost you for a minute there
36:08Oh, oh, oh
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25The thing that I can smell
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
36:58I can't
37:00Go, go
37:03Go, go
37:04Go, go
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Go, go
37:12Go, go
37:13Go, go
37:13Open your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come
37:28come out with us. You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest. Also, I've had a long day and
37:32I'm
37:32watching a movie. No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing. Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too. Whatever. Hi. I love you. No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party,
37:42Hannah. You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do. And if you
37:45still
37:46don't, she'll text you all night distracting you. Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50It doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55Okay. I don't know. What just happened? Justin Cole just happened. Yeah, well, Dexter's already
38:00there. And so is Justin fucking Cole. And he's there alone, which means Hannah's going to slide
38:03right in. No, no. I have nothing to wear. Okay. Well, that's not even remotely true. Come on,
38:08I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup. Really try to look hot, Hannah. Do I not normally?
38:15You just look. Sean, help me. I plead the fifth. Fine. Okay. I'll do your makeup,
38:21too. Just hustle. Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh,
38:48yes, bitch. That is what I'm talking about, honey. Okay. Um, don't let know, but I'm going to be
38:53but Justin is right over. I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there. No, I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04No, just stop. Stop thinking this. No, this is why we pregame. Now put on your big girl pants
39:10and go talk to him. I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl. Look how
39:12courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure. How was that? Hannah's friend from high school,
39:15I thought we'd be. You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public. You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole. Right? Fine, but can we dance for it? Well, yeah, we can.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party. The, uh, waitress from the lawns,
39:55what's her name? It's Hannah. What? Idiot. Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has? Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys. All right, guys. Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now. Give me a shot. Come on, buddy. Have some faith.
40:19Jeez. Thank you very much. Just take your tampon out and relax. Okay. Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on. Ooh, thank you.
40:28Oh. Drinking tonight, G? Uh, yeah. Okay. So it seems. Okay. Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest. Where by are you? That's her name. That's her. Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini. Get in here. Cheers, boy.
41:02Go, go.
41:06All right.
41:07Good boy.
41:08Okay.
41:08Go, go.
41:10Go, go, go.
41:11Go, go, go.
41:11All right, take the picture now.
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:16All right, take the picture now.
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you? We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it, go.
42:35Yes!
42:41Steaming the shower, singing slide, washing bone,
42:44and I need a little bit more so.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, got this!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, mm, uh, the, uh, grand, um,
43:03stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh,
43:30but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:34All right.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You, you never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03Yeah.
44:04You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Officially?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it, I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:50Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:22You, uh...
45:23You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:33Help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:18Ha!
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh-oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:02Oh, oh, oh
50:04Swim, swim, swim
50:06Oh, oh, oh
50:07Swim, swim, swim
50:09Oh, oh, oh
50:10Swim, swim, swim
50:12Oh, oh, oh
50:15You looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
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